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  • AngryJoe reviews Transformers: The Last Knight, how bad could it be? Maybe so bad we forget how to talk properly LOL!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @AngryJoeShow
    @AngryJoeShow  7 років тому +3828

    I mispoke, what I meant to say was this film = Action scene, EXPOSITION dump. Action scene, EXPOSITION dump. Then OtherJoe says, thats perfect cuz its just like the movie, a DUMP.

    • @MasterChris666
      @MasterChris666 7 років тому +12

      lol ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Hoppa456
      @Hoppa456 7 років тому +9

      AngryJoeShow your a dump jks ily

    • @MasterChris666
      @MasterChris666 7 років тому +24

      i would take a shit then watch this movie

    • @thatonedudebaker4765
      @thatonedudebaker4765 7 років тому +17

      well fffuuuccckkk u Joe I like this movie

    • @007galaxie
      @007galaxie 7 років тому +7

      LMAO, great review \m/

  • @atofu9304
    @atofu9304 7 років тому +1673

    "I think I saw a horse do a backflip."
    This is the perfect way to describe this movie.

  • @zxn-no
    @zxn-no 7 років тому +590

    I think I saw the explosion do a backflip

    • @zorokicksass60
      @zorokicksass60 7 років тому +23

      Not when I make billions money, bitch!
      *Bay flips everyone off, riding on a helicopter while explosions are going off*

    • @xtremegamer96
      @xtremegamer96 7 років тому +13

      he said '' I think I saw a horse doing a backflip ''

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD 7 років тому +2

      Morgan Allsing with a Linking Park song playing in the background

    • @randalljolla
      @randalljolla 7 років тому +1

      Don't forget while two transformers fighting looking like two garbage dumps fighting

    • @thejohncrew9012
      @thejohncrew9012 7 років тому

      I saw the same thing!

  • @cscmusictv
    @cscmusictv 7 років тому +260

    Written by 4 people, edited by 6 people, directed by a man with an ego of a billion people.

  • @liamchandler8860
    @liamchandler8860 7 років тому +1294

    Can we mention that Bumblebee was apparently helping humans in WW2 when he only came to Earth 10 years ago?

    • @tobleronetube3686
      @tobleronetube3686 7 років тому +119

      To be fair there was no evidence in the first film of him only being on Earth for a few days, there was a lot of expanded stuff that said he did that wasn't canon. But there is a painting of Ironhide in TLK who we saw arrive on Earth in the first film, so unless he went back to space for some reason that would definitely be messing with the continuity. And at the start of the first film when Optimus Prime's doing his narration he says that they just discovered that the Allspark had landed on a planet they had just discovered...

    • @elnarcocharro6072
      @elnarcocharro6072 7 років тому +12

      liam chandler I think bumblebee was in earth without the rest like prime, ratchet, ironhide, etc.....

    • @spider-man7368
      @spider-man7368 7 років тому +40

      liam chandler did he meet Captain America?

    • @heyjacleu
      @heyjacleu 7 років тому +48

      Michael Bay, like his usual self, prob just said who gives a shit about consistency of the story. I have this explosion here and this explosion there. Make a story out of it.

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 7 років тому +12

      Fuck the timeline... It literally does not matter to Bay or the Script Writers... >_>

  • @carlongovender.q
    @carlongovender.q 7 років тому +444

    Transformers: The Last Paycheck

    • @ajcaraballo95
      @ajcaraballo95 7 років тому +16

      ChronicKoda it ain't the last paycheck. That's for sure.

    • @patrickbateman3944
      @patrickbateman3944 7 років тому +15

      Earn that paycheck Tyrese!

    • @Aravaganthus
      @Aravaganthus 7 років тому +5

      Sir Anthony Hopkins is always up for another paycheck.

  • @lordflufffluff
    @lordflufffluff 7 років тому +1407

    Transformers are good
    Michael Bay is bad
    Put them together
    And the audience is sad

    • @jrthe2nd494
      @jrthe2nd494 7 років тому +9

      dbrsd 123 Are you talking about that britt chick from the 3rd movie with the squished face?

    • @dCa991
      @dCa991 7 років тому +8

      JOHN BOKO SHOW In English please.

    • @abymondesir23
      @abymondesir23 7 років тому +2

      JOHN BOKO SHOW well said and besides the original g1 transformers anime was pretty weak even the most recent transformers prime tv show is corny/childish dont know why people expect much

    • @Temporal94
      @Temporal94 7 років тому +3

      A positive multiplied by a negative is a negative

    • @ssmolder
      @ssmolder 7 років тому +4

      sad? how's making billions then?

  • @1Geek4Ever1
    @1Geek4Ever1 7 років тому +274

    This movie is like eating pizza, ice cream and a hot pie which is glorious for half an hour and then TRANSFORMS into an unstoppable diarrhea.

  • @ptave78945
    @ptave78945 6 років тому +205

    Are we not gonna talk about how megatron was galvatron in the last movie, but instantly megatron again with no explanation at all

    • @cdaly4327
      @cdaly4327 6 років тому +9

      Darkling276 no he isn’t

    • @Excalibur-je5pk
      @Excalibur-je5pk 6 років тому +4

      RPG Is Life he can rearrange himself like shown in age of extinction. So it's plausible that he just didn't like his human made form and so he rearranged himself back to his megatron form

    • @rajinelangrin4838
      @rajinelangrin4838 6 років тому +6

      Excalibur 4249 I think they just went with the old transformer story line of him being remade into galvatron by unicron but in reverse this time
      The mark on his face was like prime's so I guess she rebuilt him but they never explained it in the movie

    • @purgejmi
      @purgejmi 5 років тому

      no, we aren't gona talk about it

    • @AriYo0128
      @AriYo0128 4 роки тому +2

      @@purgejmi Allen explained megatron coming back from galvatron only it was quintessa

  • @s1m700
    @s1m700 7 років тому +1739

    Much prefer the reviews when there are only two of you

    • @joelowe4454
      @joelowe4454 7 років тому +201

      Simon Skogsberg what do you mean two? Clearly there's 3

    • @PharaohofVibes
      @PharaohofVibes 7 років тому +84

      Simon Skogsberg I agree, I don't know why Joe even bothers having his "friends" on the show. his friends barely speak and they are afraid to oppose Joe's point of view since he is the star. I love this 2 Joe format better

    • @Bryantdtv
      @Bryantdtv 7 років тому +51

      yea, other joe sometime will disagree with joe but the other guys just agrees with anything angry joe says it's annoying.

    • @rahrah8001
      @rahrah8001 7 років тому +13

      Simon Skogsberg Don't forget little Joe

    • @adj789
      @adj789 7 років тому +10

      his movie reviews are terrible he needs to just stick to games

  • @baiscrapperdeleted8934
    @baiscrapperdeleted8934 7 років тому +376

    When bumblebee started to talk he said martha

    • @BRONZALiVE
      @BRONZALiVE 7 років тому +63

      Freddy Fazbear WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!

    • @jonathanhernandez3292
      @jonathanhernandez3292 7 років тому +12

      Freddy Fazbear plot twist!

    • @user-bn4he9iu4p
      @user-bn4he9iu4p 7 років тому +17

      BronnsAlive IT'S HIS MOTHER'S NAME GODAMMIT DON'T KILL MY SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!

    • @GenJotsu
      @GenJotsu 7 років тому +7

      "Save...Mother..." More realistic. More human. Done.

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 7 років тому

      Freddy Fazbear lmbo

  • @vengeance1701
    @vengeance1701 7 років тому +512

    "Optimus, don't be evil." "Okay."

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 6 років тому +26

      vengeance1701 "megatron be cool" "no"

    • @GhostbustersFan77
      @GhostbustersFan77 6 років тому +39

      One of the Dumbest scenes in the movie "I have not heard your voice since cybertron." Really? Because Bumblebee spoke at the end of the first movie.

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 6 років тому +2

      They should have just killed him off in 3

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 6 років тому +1

      @@GhostbustersFan77 Alternative timeline confirmed?

  • @EPICWILDETAILING
    @EPICWILDETAILING 7 років тому +447

    First 5 minutes I thought I was in the wrong theater and watching King Arthur and I actually enjoyed it.

    • @TheMakronX
      @TheMakronX 6 років тому +26

      me too XD

    • @greenfrogg565
      @greenfrogg565 6 років тому +2

      EPICWILTIME how does it look like King Arthur

    • @damientolley2440
      @damientolley2440 6 років тому +1

      Lol same

    • @t.m.83
      @t.m.83 4 роки тому +1

      King Arthur is a work if genius compared to this.

  • @KronnangDunn
    @KronnangDunn 7 років тому +186

    MICHAEL BAY IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR....

    • @toxic633
      @toxic633 7 років тому +14

      KronnangDunn the generator is losing power

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 7 років тому +9

      Place the sample obtained the generator, not a god

    • @Densaku
      @Densaku 7 років тому +2

      Michael Bay is a man, not a god!!!!!!

  • @EdwinDPZ
    @EdwinDPZ 7 років тому +545

    They keep retconning the reason the Transformers are here.
    Transformers: We came to Earth for the Allspark!
    Transformers 2: We came to Earth for the Harvester and influenced the Egyptians!
    Transformers 3: We came to Earth for Sentinel Prime during the fall of Cybertron!
    Transformers 4: We've been on Earth since the dinosaurs but haven't done anything since then!
    Transformers 5: We've been on Earth since the Dark Ages and have been influencing human history in secret since then!

    • @LotsaLOUD
      @LotsaLOUD 7 років тому +175

      Transformers 6. The Chinese built us

    • @_JesusIsLord_
      @_JesusIsLord_ 7 років тому +10

      LotsaLOUD lmfao

    • @Chadzter01
      @Chadzter01 7 років тому +5

      LotsaLOUD hahahahaha XD

    • @negan991
      @negan991 7 років тому +5

      can't you just understand that there were many reason for different transformers to come to earth?

    • @gaynarchist
      @gaynarchist 7 років тому +25

      +Negan are you some sort of fanboy or something?

  • @nineball8193
    @nineball8193 7 років тому +157

    how to film transformers -
    10% transformers action
    90% human stuff, million explosions.
    Done

  • @hissnakeissolid2827
    @hissnakeissolid2827 6 років тому +46

    *"Optimus, be evil for me..."*
    *"Yes..."*
    *"Optimus be good again..."*
    *"Yes..."*

  • @Celestialbeing21
    @Celestialbeing21 7 років тому +431

    "I think I saw a horse do a back flip."
    -Other Joe, 2017

  • @Kavasacation
    @Kavasacation 7 років тому +634

    Ad before video: CRITICS ARE SAYING TRANSFORMERS IS THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR.
    video starts: Joe - What the FUCK did I just watch?!

    • @brentj8416
      @brentj8416 7 років тому +4

      Kavas what I agree it's an awesome movie

    • @nukritik2933
      @nukritik2933 7 років тому +1

      Your're joking right?

    • @frontlinemaster
      @frontlinemaster 7 років тому

      Kavas You got that ad too before the video

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 7 років тому +2

      Kavas Because the top main stream critics get paid for a positive review.

    • @dickers9012
      @dickers9012 7 років тому

      people please if you don't understand what this movie is all about then why go see it in the first place?

  • @Mainiac1221
    @Mainiac1221 7 років тому +390

    Trashing Michael Bay movies is more fun than watching them

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 років тому +18

      And he deserves every second of it.

    • @directentertainmentaplacef8630
      @directentertainmentaplacef8630 6 років тому +6

      You used "than" correctly... you... are... GOD!!!!

    • @Mainiac1221
      @Mainiac1221 6 років тому

      Direct Entertainment A Place for UA-cam Addicts lol, uhh, thanks?

    • @Cytron1515
      @Cytron1515 5 років тому +2

      I agree. Especially with the TF films. So much fun mocking 'em.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 5 років тому

      Get that spider off your face

  • @michaelavery9143
    @michaelavery9143 6 років тому +82

    Ruined hot rod, unicron, and the origin story in one movie. For the love of god someone reboot this.🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @sharoncunningham2783
      @sharoncunningham2783 6 років тому +14

      Michael Avery no offence to french people but never give hot rod a French accent

    • @AriYo0128
      @AriYo0128 4 роки тому

      Haters:Yep this is the first time unicron was depicted this way uggg uuhhh aahhhh (incoherent screams)
      TFP unicron:um I was the first earth unicron this was my second time

    • @wilberts.cubero3629
      @wilberts.cubero3629 4 роки тому +4

      They've been ruining the OG transformers since the first movie.
      TF1: Jazz was so weak that Megratron literally killed him with his bare hands.
      TF2: Arcee and Elita-1 were horribly designed and got inmediately killed. Soundwave and the Constructicons were barely in the movie.
      TF3: Starscream, one of the most powerful decepticons, got killed by fucking Sam Witwicky.
      TF4: Galvatron was horrible. Corniest Optimus Prime ever.
      TF5: Lamest Unicron I've ever seen. Hot Rod was horrible.

  • @MrSamusdark
    @MrSamusdark 7 років тому +664

    Joe, shut up and let Little Joe talk. You gave this man 30 seconds to talk.

    • @mysticstrikeforce5957
      @mysticstrikeforce5957 7 років тому

      How can he unless joe can try to learn to do a puppet talk.

    • @MrSamusdark
      @MrSamusdark 7 років тому +31

      Goby ...Bruh. The puppet had 30 seconds of spotlight

    • @soupcansam75
      @soupcansam75 7 років тому +20

      I feel like there was some misunderstanding here

    • @saigoakepu4960
      @saigoakepu4960 7 років тому +25

      He was talking about the little doll...

    • @diantelora6825
      @diantelora6825 6 років тому

      Mateo kkn

  • @Masteroftheweb
    @Masteroftheweb 7 років тому +144

    I've scrolled down a little and haven't seen anyone say this yet. Unicron isn't a Decepticon. In the Movie canon, he's just a giant robot that is slowly eating the universe. In the comic canon, he's the transformer's God of Destruction, essentially. The 13 Cybertronian knights don't have anything to do with Unicron initially, they were the first 13 transformers made by Cybertron to aide his planet form. One of the knights is corrupted by Unicron. He is known as "The Fallen"

    • @sankalpsharma7913
      @sankalpsharma7913 7 років тому +4

      Are they 13 knights the primes? Because the original 13 I am pretty sure were the primes, and also the primes could not combine into a dragon, so they are different. The wiki says they are the 13 Knights of Iacon and their names are different from the primes.

    • @sankalpsharma7913
      @sankalpsharma7913 7 років тому +2

      BTW the Fallen is not a Knight (assuming the knights are not the primes) The fallen is an exiled prime (Megatronus Prime). He was manipulated into killing one of his fellow primes (Solus Prime) and thus he is exiled. Then he starts studying the dark arts and finally ends up to Unicron, the very being he was created to defeat (ironic isn't it), and then Unicron further corrupts him

    • @Jebsucks
      @Jebsucks 7 років тому +9

      In the comics the Knights were just some powerful Cybertronians who buggered off to spread freedom and justice through the universe before Earth even formed. One of the comics follows the mis-adventures (and occasional horrible deaths) of a bunch of obscure characters trying to find them.
      The Primes were completely different, they were made by Unicron's brother (Primus) to kick his planet-eating ass back out of reality.

    • @sankalpsharma7913
      @sankalpsharma7913 7 років тому +2

      I thought so. I am just said that Bayformers in copying Transformers Prime and failing at that as well. Although, I personally did not hate Last Knight.

    • @mad_mexican9930
      @mad_mexican9930 7 років тому +2

      Really? From what I got from the movie, Unicron isn't a planet killer (in the movie cannon) but rather a sentient planet that was perfectly chill until Quintessa brought Cybertron in tow. That alone is a massive wasted potential. They could have explained that the extinction of the dinosaurs was caused during the partial cyber formation of Earth to create Unicron and they could have had the Dinobots and the Infernocons as Unicron's native mechanical life (in contrast to Autobots and Decepticons in Cybertron)

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 5 років тому +30

    Keep in mind that they had a Writers Room, comprised of 12 of the best writers in Hollywood - Akiva Goldsman, Robert Kirkman, Steven Spielberg ect ect.
    And they went through every single piece of the Transformers franchise, lore, cartoons, backstories and so on. And this is what they produced.

  • @OverlordZephyros
    @OverlordZephyros 7 років тому +568

    This is one of those films were i dont mind to see the SPOILER REVIEW

    • @courage552
      @courage552 7 років тому

      I know right

    • @ronaldessi
      @ronaldessi 7 років тому +20

      whats there to spoil lol, its always the same plot, anchient transformer stuff already at/near earth, govt shit, bay humourless humour, exposition, casual racism, hot babes, pew pew pew, EXPLOSIONS. what is there actually to spoil LOL

    • @Kaladin0622
      @Kaladin0622 7 років тому +4

      Lord Zephyros dude so true I'm literally watching this just so I can know how it ended XD

    • @AThousandSons1
      @AThousandSons1 7 років тому +1

      Lord Zephyros this move was written by heretics

    • @sten260
      @sten260 7 років тому +2

      yeah ,its like porn ,nobody cares about story its all about action

  • @JohnMarkOpenchowski
    @JohnMarkOpenchowski 7 років тому +208

    They screwed up Unicron's lore big time in this film. Not to mention no explanation on how Galvatron from Age of Extinction became Megatron again.

    • @blackreign351
      @blackreign351 7 років тому +9

      John-Mark Openchowski fr!! I was so pissed. Like earth??? really the very planet they're living on is unicron?! smh shit Unicron was better off being cybertron in this movie

    • @R8FXX
      @R8FXX 7 років тому +12

      John-Mark Openchowski did you ever watch transformers prime

    • @user-iy7jo7bq4f
      @user-iy7jo7bq4f 7 років тому +33

      So, the creators of Transformers came to Earth to collect material. The Allspark descended to Earth. Seven Primes built a sun-sucker on earth and waged a civil war here. Megatron and Sentinel Prime planned to meet on Earth. (Didn't Megatron came to Earth because the cube just happened to crash here?) Decepticons tried to teleport Cybertron to Earth. Decepticons had sent spies to Earth. Cybertronian Kights has been on Earth all alone... Now the devil of Transformers is Earth.......
      There are so many planets in the universe, why is everything related to Earth?

    • @EtjenGoda
      @EtjenGoda 7 років тому +4

      Nobody cares about the Transformers lore, that show was just a half hour long toy commercial.

    • @itsarayshu
      @itsarayshu 7 років тому +5

      If only you saw Transformers:Prime Season 2, you would understand.

  • @TheTonytone77
    @TheTonytone77 7 років тому +195

    this shit had the same plot as the 3rd movie

    • @garyytp1891
      @garyytp1891 7 років тому +35

      TheTonytone77 All 5 movies have the same plot...

    • @TheTonytone77
      @TheTonytone77 7 років тому +37

      +GaryYTP I mean the exact same plot not simi .....yes all 5 movies have 3 core values ...find artifact ..fight deceptcons and humans take up 75% of all 5 movies

    • @TheTonytone77
      @TheTonytone77 7 років тому +7

      +GaryYTP these and the 3rd. both brought cybertron to earth ..with the same core values

    • @garyytp1891
      @garyytp1891 7 років тому +21

      TheTonytone77 Yeah, you're right. But the 3rd movie had at least few good things. This is total garbage.

    • @transformersstopmotionfilm8108
      @transformersstopmotionfilm8108 7 років тому +8

      Yea, but at least the 3rd one didn't have a million different subplots going on that aren't even related to the main plot you know of what their is of one. I mean this movie is so convoluted and incoherent It doesn't even deserve to be called a movie.

  • @PortalgeckoJY
    @PortalgeckoJY 7 років тому +35

    The movie was an extended trailer.

  • @yousefshafik8983
    @yousefshafik8983 7 років тому +488

    Transformers the last back flip

    • @schneider87666
      @schneider87666 7 років тому +14

      Transgenders: The last gay

    • @ah2528
      @ah2528 7 років тому +4

      ^ actually sounds slightly entertaining.

    • @AR-rk9nn
      @AR-rk9nn 7 років тому +4

      Vsgsg Fxgzggs global box office: $10bil

    • @WillockFlame
      @WillockFlame 7 років тому +18

      when Joe said he saw a horse do a backflip, i ROFL. that was hilarious.

  • @kinoplaysgames4858
    @kinoplaysgames4858 7 років тому +495

    This was so bad I actually missed shia lebouf and megan fox.

    • @F1rstp3rson
      @F1rstp3rson 7 років тому +27

      I never thought that that would happen. But well, shit, Welcome to 2017 Transformer I guess.

    • @joriei
      @joriei 7 років тому +10

      I thought more or less the same, at least the script of the first films
      was simple. Shia running all the time and display the ass of Megan

    • @RHALX
      @RHALX 7 років тому +3

      Yeah, I have the same feeling. It's so bad it makes you actually retroactively like what sucked in previous movies...

    • @bradleythompson5531
      @bradleythompson5531 7 років тому +3

      Kino Plays Games
      How the fuck is earth a robot? You think maybe people would notice that shit.

    • @rahmatumar1156
      @rahmatumar1156 7 років тому

      And they're not even that good either

  • @nickbomb0995
    @nickbomb0995 7 років тому +39

    I almost had a seizure in the middle of the movie

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 7 років тому +1

      Nickbomb 09 no you didn't drama queen

    • @mannyheffley4688
      @mannyheffley4688 7 років тому +5

      MyNameIsDrope um flashing lights can cause them very easily? you dense fucker

    • @Djhiphop1000000000
      @Djhiphop1000000000 7 років тому

      Panda Plays Minecraft jeez very harsh words. Why so vulgar

  • @YESSSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRR
    @YESSSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRR 6 років тому +33

    Me: So how was Transformers 5?
    Other Joe: I think I saw a horse do a backflip
    Me:................................Awesome

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 3 роки тому

      Me: “I’m going to go see Atomic Blonde instead.”

  • @thendisnye7188
    @thendisnye7188 7 років тому +261

    Transformers: The Last Paycheck.

    • @kristofgriffin384
      @kristofgriffin384 7 років тому +7

      More like "Transformers: The Last Straw". Except to me, Age of Extinction was the last straw.

    • @Nick871203
      @Nick871203 7 років тому +1

      i actually thought age of extinction was pretty good, was alot bette rthen the 2nd and 3rd

    • @Closurenomore
      @Closurenomore 7 років тому +1

      Sad, but not wrong lol

    • @pqer121
      @pqer121 7 років тому +3

      just wait. 265 million so far

  • @wavyflac
    @wavyflac 7 років тому +295

    Anyone else think that the Transformers series would be better (to some degree) movies if there weren't any humans?

    • @shadowbladeems4053
      @shadowbladeems4053 7 років тому +14

      J Pauly YES 200% YES, the y ruin the entire movie for me, since Transformers the movie, the original I hated the humans

    • @chriscorrea7259
      @chriscorrea7259 7 років тому +30

      J Pauly The problem isnt that there is humans, the problem is that the humans overshadow the transformers themselves.

    • @Mexican_Sunbro
      @Mexican_Sunbro 7 років тому +18

      J Pauly Transformers Prime has a balance between Cybertronian and human characters, but unlike the Bay films the human characters in Transformers Prime are way better written.

    • @greysunited7317
      @greysunited7317 7 років тому +5

      They need to do a movie before they got to fucking earth as a reboot.

    • @erikbentley9005
      @erikbentley9005 7 років тому

      Just make an animated cartoon but more adult oriented storylines

  • @MrPureManure
    @MrPureManure 7 років тому +116

    I don't know why but I lost my shit when Megatron was talking to Barricade and he just started randomly farting his flamethrower off.

    • @Djayscratcher98
      @Djayscratcher98 7 років тому +8

      MrPureManure its a good bit got to remember he is mr evil bad guy lol and when he gets mad at barricade the flamethrower was showing his rage its uncontrollable so it works

    • @freddiefiddlesticks6913
      @freddiefiddlesticks6913 6 років тому +9

      MrPureManure what pisses me off is Barricade was supposed to be dead. He died a couple of times in the other films. Oh and Megatron was Galvatron in Transformers 4 (yes I unfortunately saw that but I have yet to see this one).

    • @Nimbus3690
      @Nimbus3690 6 років тому

      Wait what? When was this lmao

    • @justintimeboi31
      @justintimeboi31 6 років тому

      Ivin3690 if your thinking Megatron actually farted he didn’t. He just shot his flamethrower out of anger due to Barricades failure.

    • @Nimbus3690
      @Nimbus3690 6 років тому

      Just in time Boi ohhh lol that makes more sense, but I kinda wish it was a real fart

  • @LordWaffles-tu4xx
    @LordWaffles-tu4xx 7 років тому +14

    When they fucking did the suicide look alike intro of the deceptacons in prison I cringed so hard

  • @famoussession7426
    @famoussession7426 7 років тому +182

    The other guy hated it so much he turned into an angry joe doll for some reason

    • @1az3r91
      @1az3r91 7 років тому +34

      NO LITTLE JOE IS HIS OWN PERSON!!!

    • @jsimmz7684
      @jsimmz7684 7 років тому +1

      The President this comment has me in tears

    • @lazerbeamspewpew4728
      @lazerbeamspewpew4728 7 років тому +2

      The President 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏.. this comment deserves to be on the Top

  • @snacktime2497
    @snacktime2497 7 років тому +388

    2:27 "I think I saw a horse do a backflip" MOVIE OF THE DECADE

    • @GenJotsu
      @GenJotsu 7 років тому +17

      Rogue Pilot There was a back flipping horse, when it got hit during the medieval portion.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 7 років тому +7

      Shia LaBeouf does a hilariously stupid front flip during the forest battle in Bayformers 2

    • @qoodjsnwkzx509
      @qoodjsnwkzx509 7 років тому

      Rogue Pilot it didn't tho

    • @tornut24
      @tornut24 7 років тому +6

      Horses do flips and stuff in Fire Emblem.

    • @OKNERO
      @OKNERO 7 років тому

      LMFAO

  • @davidyoung54
    @davidyoung54 7 років тому +38

    can a transformers go back to the roots of cybertron with a better director and writers. I think most people would like that better

  • @jonnyboy4289
    @jonnyboy4289 7 років тому +46

    -Transformers 2007- 4 1/2 All Sparks out of 5. Starts off slow, but as it progresses, it's worth the price of admission.
    -Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen- 2 Devastator Testicles out of 5. Starts off great and caught my attention, but everything else falls apart as it goes on.
    -Transformers: Dark of the Moon- 2 Moons out of 5. Nonsensical as Revenge of the Fallen, only boring. It's just weak.
    -Transformers: Age of Extinction- 1 1/2 Dead Ratchet Heads out of 5. One of the worst sequels of all time. It contradicted Dark of the Moon, dragged the story to the ground, there's no need for it to exist, nonsensical writing multiplied by 2 compared to RotF and DotM, awful acting, continuity errors multiplied by 2, and it's better off pretending that this never existed.
    -Transformers: The Last Knight- Never saw it. But, I refuse to go see it after Age of Extinction.

  • @devinmonroy793
    @devinmonroy793 7 років тому +220

    The only true transformer movie is the 1986 movie where guess what, it's all about transformers and not the humans.

    • @EksdeeDB
      @EksdeeDB 7 років тому +4

      Yup

    • @Godzilla-tu2cd
      @Godzilla-tu2cd 7 років тому +2

      Devin Monroy oh yeah that's true

    • @Mexican_Sunbro
      @Mexican_Sunbro 7 років тому +9

      Devin Monroy Ever watch Transformers Prime?

    • @Sinderance_
      @Sinderance_ 7 років тому +6

      Mexican Sunbro Loved that show.

    • @stefanosg1432
      @stefanosg1432 7 років тому +13

      You got the touch...

  • @DoctaDaKing
    @DoctaDaKing 7 років тому +220

    Strange...I could've sworn I've seen this movie. Like, at least five times already. Huh.

    • @didimean
      @didimean 7 років тому

      DoctaDaKing
      but it's Mark wahlberg now so it's different.

    • @sjithompson4382
      @sjithompson4382 7 років тому

      didya mean so it a copy of the last movie

    • @DoctaDaKing
      @DoctaDaKing 7 років тому +1

      didya mean oh yes of course my bad I'm so sorry please don't hurt me Michael bay

    • @97javic
      @97javic 7 років тому

      Four times

    • @DoctaDaKing
      @DoctaDaKing 7 років тому

      Jacob Rice Nah, I'm pretty sure this is the fifth time.

  • @vernonharley
    @vernonharley 7 років тому +8

    why the fuck didn't the dinobots fight at the end?!?!?!

  • @pox1353
    @pox1353 7 років тому +17

    why did Megatron come back? and how? and they literally forgot about galvatron

    • @NoArmsSally
      @NoArmsSally 7 років тому +1

      Megatron is galvatron

    • @tawfeeqgallie8527
      @tawfeeqgallie8527 6 років тому +2

      Bryan Cruz Galvatron's body was improved by Quintessa

  • @mills2639
    @mills2639 7 років тому +55

    Little Joe thought it was so bad he had no words to describe it

  • @_d.alexakiss_4055
    @_d.alexakiss_4055 7 років тому +477

    Little Joe is the best reviewer

  • @ReoHimZ
    @ReoHimZ 7 років тому +206

    i havnt laughed soo hard in a long time xD thanks angry joes xD

  • @leonvansteensel5300
    @leonvansteensel5300 5 років тому +8

    Michael Bay, slaying your IQ points one explosion at a time.

  • @jacksontaylor290
    @jacksontaylor290 7 років тому +239

    If Bumblebee fought in WWII then why did Sector 7 arrest and torture him in the first movie?!?

    • @bricktop.
      @bricktop. 7 років тому +45

      Jackson Taylor
      Because reasons. That's why.

    • @amybrown1823
      @amybrown1823 7 років тому +46

      Jackson Taylor None of the writers have sern the previous movies... or read their summaries...

    • @PranavanathanYoganathan
      @PranavanathanYoganathan 7 років тому +39

      Jackson Taylor the continuity is broken, just like in the X-Men, Alien and Terminator franchises. The continuity only makes sense if you go back one movie, any more and it all falls apart.

    • @rickrolledbitch1941
      @rickrolledbitch1941 7 років тому +2

      Pranavanathan Yoganathan wrong the terminator series actually followed all of the storylines it worked well other then the very last one that was eh

    • @dragonsword8129
      @dragonsword8129 7 років тому +4

      Phelous (Holding up two thumbs): Great continuity.

  • @CodeXCDM
    @CodeXCDM 7 років тому +116

    Lego Movie is a blatant commercial for the toys... and it was still a very good film despite that.
    Wonder Woman and Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 are popcorn flicks... but their plots/pacing are more than serviceable enough.
    Transformers: Prime won daytime Emmy awards for the strong plot/presentation.
    The Bayverse has no excuses.

    • @TYBERIUS777
      @TYBERIUS777 7 років тому +13

      CodeXCDM dude im rewatching Prime and i have to say even though the animation isnt great for the humans in the show, the animation for the transformers is stellar. And the story is actually one of the best ive ever seen in an animated show. There are stakes. People die, the good guys dont always win and THE FOCUS IS ON THE DAMN TRANSFORMERS NOT THE HUMANS. Thats always been my problem with the movies. They focus on the humans with the transformers as side characters. Not to mention megatron is an amazing villain in the show. Hes actually intimidating and kills.

    • @nooneknows7268
      @nooneknows7268 7 років тому +1

      CodeXCDM Popcorn flick??

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 7 років тому +5

      CodeXCDM it doesn't have the touch. doesn't have the power

    • @CodeXCDM
      @CodeXCDM 7 років тому +1

      The human friends were actually *useful* too... Raphael, in particular. The MECH baddies proved troublesome, even for mere humans. Megatron was THE big bad most of the show... and they at least gave enough background to have tried the whole "We were brothers" schtick, if they wanted.

    • @lukeskywalkerthe2nd773
      @lukeskywalkerthe2nd773 7 років тому +1

      Ty Holcomb I know right Prime is one of the greatest Transformers shows and shows in general of all time it has a very good plot strong story good characters that has phenomenal development it truly earned all of those Emmys it really did

  • @AgentSilver-en4yc
    @AgentSilver-en4yc 7 років тому +19

    Was Nostalgia Critic right?

  • @sithshi9918
    @sithshi9918 7 років тому +16

    I was a transformers fan. After seeing this movie I'm done. How can you destroy a franchise?

    • @savagegiraffe1
      @savagegiraffe1 4 роки тому

      Get Bay to direct it

    • @AriYo0128
      @AriYo0128 4 роки тому +2

      Stop being a drama queen

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 роки тому

      @@AriYo0128 i know right. He'll be back lol

    • @mysterykiddo2167
      @mysterykiddo2167 2 роки тому

      Blame Michael Bay, he's caused this franchise to be dead in the water to begin with.

  • @connorfromearth
    @connorfromearth 7 років тому +42

    "I think I saw a horse do a backflip" Yep. I think that sums up the transformers franchise.

  • @MonolJibberish
    @MonolJibberish 7 років тому +184

    Little Joe ripped the Transformers series a new a-hole. I mean wow I didn't know such a little guy could be so threatening. That part about Michael Bay taking childhood memories from two generations and burning it in hot oil was a harsh one. Good Job Little Joe you tell that bad Mr. Bay to stay away .

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 7 років тому +8

      MonolJibberish I know right I wish Little Joe reviewed alot more stuff like games and such!

    • @profblack
      @profblack 7 років тому +8

      MonolJibberish It's one of the few cases that I felt that the reviewer took it too far. I actually felt uncomfortable with some of the things he was saying and I think that he should actually tone it down a bit in future. It's really odd too considering that it's Michael Bay, someone who I've kind of wanted dead at some points. The fact that Little Joe was able to make me feel bad for Michael Bay is just surreal to me.

    • @Theron101
      @Theron101 7 років тому

      MonolJibberish honestly if he was human i would be scared for the bsys life like the things he said oh man

    • @Blank-me9hb
      @Blank-me9hb 7 років тому +1

      MonolJibberish ikr he is so angry he roasted the shit out of bay

  • @ferreirpj
    @ferreirpj 7 років тому +16

    wtf did i just watch is the feeling i had

  • @rinneganitachi4840
    @rinneganitachi4840 6 років тому +9

    Transformers are attacking the generator... the generator is losing power

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 7 років тому +106

    "This movie ruins history" -OJ

  • @JamesSmith123456789
    @JamesSmith123456789 7 років тому +322

    I loved it when the people were BOOING at the end of the movie

    • @liz1987pa
      @liz1987pa 7 років тому +1

      James Smith you Bought the ticket, you have no right to complain

    • @snaker_574
      @snaker_574 7 років тому

      Did that happen

    • @MrSamusdark
      @MrSamusdark 7 років тому +40

      liz1987pa Lmfao what? You pay for something but don't have the right to complain when it's shit?

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 7 років тому +38

      liz, thats where you are WRONG. he purchased his ticket, therefore he does have the right to complain about a terrible movie he watched. Who are YOU to tell someone they can't complain about something they purchased?

    • @mini_high
      @mini_high 7 років тому +2

      people were clapping at the end like it was such a masterpiece when I saw it at theaters

  • @ArchonPook
    @ArchonPook 7 років тому +9

    This movie sounds like Michael Bay and his team of writers watched Sharknado and said to themselves "Feh! We can top that!".

  • @passiveaggresso8817
    @passiveaggresso8817 2 роки тому +6

    The first movie of this whole entire franchise is undoubtedly the best one

    • @Akinwalesegun
      @Akinwalesegun Рік тому

      just rewatch 1 -5 this week, 1st is still a good action film it getngetting bad but 2 and 3 are stil manageable 4 and 5 i was angry and kept forwarding ot

  • @Tywil714
    @Tywil714 7 років тому +204

    the main part that i dont understand where they mess up the lore is ok so bumbulbee was in WW2 fighting the nasis and they had a cameo picture of ironhide walk in front of 18th century ships but that does not make sense the autobots didnt come to earth till modern times looking for the all spark so that means the writers did just say screw the lore

    • @chrisboateng5975
      @chrisboateng5975 7 років тому +16

      darrell *14 Bumble was on earth before all of the others but you are mainly right

    • @AgentMaryland
      @AgentMaryland 7 років тому +24

      darrell *14 That's implying the writers even cared.

    • @drenx87
      @drenx87 7 років тому +2

      darrell *14 not only that cybertom was twice the size of the earth how the fuck its in smaller shape now.....

    • @webheadgabe1177
      @webheadgabe1177 7 років тому +1

      darrell *14 they had a picture of soldier from idk what era (think it was 18th century) with Optimus just standing behind them in his transformers 1-3 form looking like a truck ?

    • @paraclonebasedtrooper8225
      @paraclonebasedtrooper8225 7 років тому +3

      wait bumblebee fought in ww2? so he went to earth 2 times?

  • @thardracy2441
    @thardracy2441 7 років тому +94

    Transformers WW2 Movies:
    Transformers: Cross Of Unicron
    Transformers: A Optimus To Far
    Transformers: Inglorious Megatron
    Transformers: Saving Bumblebee

    • @Fulllife3.2
      @Fulllife3.2 7 років тому +24

      Transformers:Downfall

    • @LotsaLOUD
      @LotsaLOUD 7 років тому +22

      Transformers vs Superman

    • @Daniel-pi5qd
      @Daniel-pi5qd 7 років тому +7

      Transformers: Suicide Squad

    • @etgarmoyal
      @etgarmoyal 7 років тому

      Transformers: Cross Of Unicorn

  • @stingerrgb2754
    @stingerrgb2754 7 років тому +6

    "Godzilla is approaching the generator! The generator is losing power!

  • @dean7901
    @dean7901 7 років тому +19

    I loved the first 3 transformers movies. The 4th one was ok. But The Last Knight was a huge disappointment.

  • @definetheterms1236
    @definetheterms1236 7 років тому +102

    I actually like the very first Transformers movie, but ever since then they've been total dog shit

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 7 років тому +5

      I liked them all except 2. Mainly because I like movies with lots of action even if the script is a bit shit.

    • @gardiendesportes
      @gardiendesportes 7 років тому +4

      Corpus 'a bit shit' lmao

    • @texasthib2029
      @texasthib2029 7 років тому

      Define The Terms 3 was good

    • @willietconley3275
      @willietconley3275 7 років тому +2

      Define The Terms All the Transformers films are better than anything GI Joe puts out .

    • @MrHalo100y
      @MrHalo100y 7 років тому

      Define The Terms well i mean dark side of the moon was pretty cool

  • @yannguichaoua2046
    @yannguichaoua2046 7 років тому +62

    '' I think I saw a horse doing a backflip ''- OtherJoe

  • @raytholus8235
    @raytholus8235 7 років тому +48

    "How do I describe this movie?"----- TRASH

    • @t.m.83
      @t.m.83 4 роки тому

      Here's how I describe it. A complete fucking piece of shit and the worst movie I have ever seen.

  • @ZolidSnakeSS4
    @ZolidSnakeSS4 7 років тому +43

    this movie was bad, cant recommend it.

  • @MrMechling45
    @MrMechling45 7 років тому +57

    I lost it when he said "I think I saw a horse do a backflip"

  • @latina_fangirl
    @latina_fangirl 7 років тому +65

    Optimus vs Bumblebee: they punch for a bit then they're mates.

    • @C7l7o7u7d7
      @C7l7o7u7d7 7 років тому +25

      LatinaFangirl Marthaaaa

    • @joshuacelani1857
      @joshuacelani1857 7 років тому +18

      LatinaFangirl Its just like Halo 5 all over again

    • @user-qj7bv4sd4s
      @user-qj7bv4sd4s 7 років тому +8

      C7l7o7u7d7 wow you really made that reference huh😂😂😂

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 7 років тому +11

      "Batman and Superman being friends because of "Martha" is the most ridiculous shit ever..." -_-
      Michael Bay: **burps** Hold my beer.....

  • @CPTZK11
    @CPTZK11 7 років тому +29

    this review is better than the film

  • @dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119
    @dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119 7 років тому +4

    When AJ opens up a show with "WHAT THE FUCK?", you know its gonna be good.

  • @kozmnavt5158
    @kozmnavt5158 7 років тому +171

    The movie should have been called Transformers: The Last One

    • @1az3r91
      @1az3r91 7 років тому +15

      and then there's 18 more films planned

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 7 років тому +11

      1AZ3R I do not have enough liquor for that shit.

    • @berserker4774
      @berserker4774 7 років тому +3

      Well its Micheal Bay's last movie not the actual series. And to be honest when watching the film it actually has potential its just that with the shit Micheal Bay has done to the series it will probably need to start with a whole new cast and plot(maybe without people and just Transformers).

    • @ozero00rockon
      @ozero00rockon 7 років тому

      Bad movies are like liquour, there's always more somewhere

    • @derelictdragon2550
      @derelictdragon2550 7 років тому +2

      nah it should have been called Transformers: We should have stopped 5 movies ago

  • @drswagger5810
    @drswagger5810 7 років тому +117

    The action sucks.
    You can't see it because of all the shakey cam and explosions, and the Transformers fight like they're in a bar it's hilarous

    • @lamri13uk
      @lamri13uk 7 років тому +2

      RainFallHD3 *trump voice*
      wrong

    • @TheUntouched422
      @TheUntouched422 7 років тому +18

      RainFallHD3 no. The action in this movie is actually terrible as well. He transitioned from well choreographed transformer fight scenes to explosions and super slow mo every other sequence. Don't even get me started on HOW fast the villains lost. Optimus literally kicked megatron (where's galvatron?) once and knocked him off the ship

  • @_somestuff
    @_somestuff 4 роки тому +2

    This just proves what you don't need 10 writers for a film. Having writers room is he worst idea ever, especially for a franchise as big as transformers.

  • @MrTuushar
    @MrTuushar 7 років тому +94

    My friends loved this movie. so there are not my friends anymore:D

    • @Felhek
      @Felhek 7 років тому +4

      Tushar Zagade the loved it because the liked the slow motions where the girl is running

    • @memecollector6515
      @memecollector6515 6 років тому

      I fucking killed them

    • @robotic2000k
      @robotic2000k 6 років тому +1

      Civilized humanity welcomes you.

    • @AriYo0128
      @AriYo0128 4 роки тому

      @@memecollector6515 thats dark

    • @AriYo0128
      @AriYo0128 4 роки тому

      It's there opinion if you can't except
      It then your a jerk

  • @gyst8878
    @gyst8878 7 років тому +125

    I laughed my fucking ass off on this review bruh omg 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv 7 років тому +7

      It's a very good review because they don't totally hate the movie, they just find it shitty as hell. You can see when they hate a movie it's not as funny but very entertaining

  • @Kratos4ever94
    @Kratos4ever94 7 років тому +67

    Another day, another shitty Transformers movie.

    • @Kratos4ever94
      @Kratos4ever94 7 років тому

      Oh woah, right in the feels. #Triggered

  • @isiahsheppard7620
    @isiahsheppard7620 3 роки тому +2

    21:06 you can see Other Joe slowly die as Joe explains the plot

  • @datdumbdude4126
    @datdumbdude4126 7 років тому +22

    Michael Bay is out of the franchise now. The next film is a Bumblebee film done by a new director.

    • @fusiontoa18
      @fusiontoa18 6 років тому +7

      man fuck bumblebee, over exposed poster boy

    • @sharoncunningham2783
      @sharoncunningham2783 6 років тому

      fusiontoa18 he was better in animated and prime

    • @tonyc8258
      @tonyc8258 5 років тому

      I'm sorry but after Bumblebee there's actually gonna be another transformer movie by Micheal Bay, he's already confirmed it and has started writing already

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 5 років тому

      @@tonyc8258 Are you fucking kidding me

  • @goldroger9990
    @goldroger9990 7 років тому +210

    transforms : the empty theater

    • @T16yt
      @T16yt 7 років тому

      gol d Roger saw it today and it was just me...

    • @Lodreus
      @Lodreus 7 років тому +1

      Had few people on mine. Two ppl left so yeh.

    • @brentj8416
      @brentj8416 7 років тому

      Danny Sil really? when I went to see it there was a bunch of people some were even clapping I'm not making that up and some were laughing and stuff

    • @MrSuperManson
      @MrSuperManson 7 років тому

      +Brent J I really hate these people talking shit about this film. You liked it? it was that bad?

    • @tomb4250
      @tomb4250 7 років тому +1

      If you can't handle his bayhem go watch a sundance movie

  • @robert
    @robert 7 років тому +127

    "Written by a 12 year-old on speeeed Joe" - Couldn't have said it better brah

    • @angelusthor251
      @angelusthor251 7 років тому +5

      robert Sums up Michael Bay work in every film he has made

    • @wormspeaker
      @wormspeaker 7 років тому +1

      The subtitles say "a 12 year old speedo."

  • @colton6854
    @colton6854 6 років тому +9

    Can you believe some people are saying this is the best transformers yet? Like did you watch the same shit I did?

    • @wizardmaster7475
      @wizardmaster7475 3 роки тому

      If michael bay and all the writers who were involved actually tried to make it a good movie it would’ve been the best.

  • @mechamanblade8465
    @mechamanblade8465 7 років тому +2

    I said, "What the hell did I just watch?" after I watched Transformers 5 before I saw this review. Someone has got to take this franchise away from Michael Bay already.

  • @jackieboi1
    @jackieboi1 7 років тому +115

    At 4:00 those look like fucking TIE bombers lmao

    • @wonaldgrump9654
      @wonaldgrump9654 7 років тому +15

      Jack Holden Keep repeating it too for a new Joe laugh meme

    • @rainer2471
      @rainer2471 7 років тому

      Xzviur Azai Its like he's doing the sound effects for it.

    • @lucifer6028
      @lucifer6028 7 років тому +1

      Jack Holden they look TIE bombers not fighters

    • @jackieboi1
      @jackieboi1 7 років тому +5

      Lucifer I said TIE bombers lmao

    • @vorpaljavelinal258
      @vorpaljavelinal258 7 років тому +1

      Lucifer he said that lol

  • @myemimiese
    @myemimiese 7 років тому +276

    Action scene, expedition dump. Action scene, expedition dump.

    • @undertaker0079
      @undertaker0079 7 років тому +1

      exposition :/ Sorry man :P

    • @lewiscooper1032
      @lewiscooper1032 7 років тому

      I would agree but I felt that the action scenes were terrible in this one, hardly any robot on robot fighting

    • @3576alan
      @3576alan 7 років тому

      Chad F Ha! expedition! Ha!

    • @oneinchpen2372
      @oneinchpen2372 7 років тому

      Firstname Lastname nah they were shots of mark Wahlberg then explosions

    • @jnoirj3124
      @jnoirj3124 7 років тому +14

      +Chad F I'm about to take a big expedition dump right now.

  • @dontworryaboutit8947
    @dontworryaboutit8947 7 років тому +2

    studio: Do you like optimus
    Audience: Yes, alot
    Studio: Well he's only in it for 5 minutes

  • @MacSmithVideo
    @MacSmithVideo 7 років тому +5

    Michael Bay does not know his action. He sucks at action like he sucks at everything else.

  • @TheTlMEWARP
    @TheTlMEWARP 7 років тому +102

    Del and Angrybeard were too smart to watch this garbo

    • @barkley8285
      @barkley8285 7 років тому +27

      Timewalk no del was jacking of too my little pony porn while after eating some Doritos and mtn dew playing league of legends for 10 hours. Angry beard was at a car convention for some 1998 car convention.

    • @didimean
      @didimean 7 років тому

      Tyler Crebs hahah - I'll never get how he is continually doing reviews on here... and has a fan base no less.

    • @barkley8285
      @barkley8285 7 років тому

      A Johnson yeah I know. I personally don't mind him and don't understand the hate that he gets (he looks kinda like a slob though) it's just the jokes I've seen are so funny so I said one here. That's like me joking around his is me being serious.

    • @MP-je5de
      @MP-je5de 7 років тому

      yeah people are cocks to Del, like he doesn't read these comments from time to time. But whatever man, they're probably 14, haven't learnt empathy yet, and are tall, thin and really cool...*cough* *cough*

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 7 років тому +216

    I think out of all the UA-camrs I know, Nostalgia Critic is the only one who did the right thing by NOT seeing this movie.
    Stop giving them your money people, those corporate bastards in their business coats will get the false impression that we like their movies. WE DON'T!!!!

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 7 років тому +9

      Yeah, I refused to spend another dime for a ticket to see another Bayformers garbage as long as his name is attached to Transformers!

    • @thegroove14
      @thegroove14 7 років тому +6

      I stopped watching after the third one. I still don't regret my decision.

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 7 років тому

      Achillez I stopped after the second or third.. Can't remember because they were nearly the same film.

    • @AJ_Jingco
      @AJ_Jingco 7 років тому

      @Achillez I'm still watching Transformers: The Last Knight because I want to give Michael Bay my sister's money! :D

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 7 років тому +1

      They should have stopped after the third one, really. The whole franchise wouldn't be this bad since the third one was a decent Transformers movie after the first one, but Nope! They rather insulted the audience's intelligent thinking everyone is 12 years old and will enjoy the same shit over and over again with mindless explosion and characters that we don't give a damn about. Oh, and to make more toys, too.

  • @alphaassassin120
    @alphaassassin120 2 роки тому +1

    Del knew what's up with missing this movie. Homeboy made himself sick just so he didn't have to lose any brain cells

  • @teachd.berainman869
    @teachd.berainman869 7 років тому +35

    between all the 5 this was the worst one ever

    • @justintimeboi31
      @justintimeboi31 6 років тому +4

      Shadow Seeker the best one may be Transformers 1 and 3.

    • @DarthRakdos0805
      @DarthRakdos0805 6 років тому +1

      The worst one was age of extinction.

    • @raudello3666
      @raudello3666 5 років тому

      I agree with you. This movie is definitely the worst.

  • @OverlordZephyros
    @OverlordZephyros 7 років тому +66

    Holy SHIT!! ... even the spoiler review MAKES NO SENSE!!

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 7 років тому +4

      Ikr
      And is It Megatron? Why not Galvatron? WTF happened!

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 7 років тому +1

      Clearly you are still expecting these movies to have coherent storytelling. Let go of that expectation lest it be disappointed over and over.

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 7 років тому +1

      That's an achievement, correction, that SHOULD be an achievement.

  • @MD_Hooligan
    @MD_Hooligan 7 років тому +93

    14 sequel ideas planned... oh boy...

    • @StarWarsAddict527
      @StarWarsAddict527 7 років тому +22

      Don't be so sure. The film's opening box office is the lowest for the series. Hopefully this ends up a Ghostbusters level underperformance and like that kills the studio's plan for a shared universe.

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 7 років тому +2

      Grady Childs But the Movie opened on a Wednesday so....

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 4 роки тому +4

    Transformers: A-
    (Good movie)
    Revenge of Fallen: D-
    (No transformers, no plot, bad humor)
    Dark of Moon: B-
    (Better then Fallen)
    Age of Extinction: C-
    (At least the autobots were defined & had character)
    The Last Knight: E
    (What the hell)

  • @mistershiv42
    @mistershiv42 7 років тому +2

    **Watches review since I refuse to see the film**
    Joe: "Earth has another name. It's called Unicron"
    *WHAT*
    *THE*
    *ACTUAL*
    *F@#%*

  • @Xylluk
    @Xylluk 7 років тому +325

    *"You done f*cked it up!"*

    • @michaelalexanders9966
      @michaelalexanders9966 7 років тому +31

      Shockwing I thought they fucked it up a long time ago.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 7 років тому +14

      series as fucked up since first movie, as fan that grew up with transformers, Micheal Bay version is slap to face its garbage, this isn't Transformers, this is CGI garbage with explosions

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 7 років тому +4

      Michael Alexanders They fucked it up then, and then they fucked it up again!

    • @isaacmorales6209
      @isaacmorales6209 7 років тому

      kyotheman

    • @joshuadavison6282
      @joshuadavison6282 7 років тому

      nice dude nice big Lebowski reference

  • @brodymercer8166
    @brodymercer8166 7 років тому +91

    The scene with the two planets next to each other would have destroyed the atmosphere of Earth and killed literally all of humanity.

    • @AgentMaryland
      @AgentMaryland 7 років тому +5

      Brody Mercer For fuck's sake, even the G1 cartoon episode both this movie and DotM were based on was more realistic regarding it's gravitational effects of having Cybertron that close to Earth.

    • @JamesRoyceDawson
      @JamesRoyceDawson 7 років тому +7

      Yeah, sort of like the last time they did this in the third movie. How has this series had two movies now where Cybertron nearly collides with Earth?

    • @orionarclight
      @orionarclight 7 років тому +4

      Brody Mercer written by 12 year olds....

    • @virtualpellot933
      @virtualpellot933 7 років тому +1

      Yeah it should've killed everyone on Earth. There was an old 3-4 part G1 episode (was it titled Ultimate Doom? I cannot remember.) in which Cybertron is brought to Earth's orbit and boy it did a ton of damage to Earth due to that crazy plan. My point is that even in the old cartoon was a bit more real on that cataclysm 'cuase that would happen if a planet were that close to ours.

    • @shadowbladeems4053
      @shadowbladeems4053 7 років тому

      Brody Mercer wasnt that lile literally the plot of the last movie, bring the planet's closer, and they had to stop it bc it would destroy earth

  • @mii6619
    @mii6619 7 років тому +2

    The Nostalgia Critic "Doug Walker" called it...

  • @SmashtasticGaming
    @SmashtasticGaming 7 років тому +1

    Never thought I'd say the day where the tag line "two worlds collide" is taken quite literally.