TRANSFORMERS 5 THE LAST KNIGHT MOVIE REVIEW - Double Toasted Review
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- TRANSFORMERS 5 THE LAST KNIGHT MOVIE REVIEW - The Autobots and Decepticons are back at war as Mark Whalberg leads the charge right into the movie theaters! Now, with this being the fifth installment in a franchise that is absolutely insane, and could potentially be the last for Mark Whalberg and Michael Bay, did this go out with a bang or did the Double Toasted podcast get disappointed yet again? Find out in this funny video!
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"Sir Anthony Hopkins, the only real knight in this fucking thing" LOOL
"Kill the good guy Autobots on spot, but lets keep the evil Decepticons in jail and make deals with them and constantly work with them against the good guys who are constantly saving us." - all the humans in the Transformers franchise
Right....kinda fucked my head up with that....but, you know, Nolan and the Dark Knight....you're here as the villain/anti-hero
ISTG....just how folks do in real life
"I'm tired of this!!" Korey Coleman sounding like a Black daddy LOL
Jamelle Rone He is all ready a Daddy to San, and Cheez-Its Felix.
Korey is a dad to all of us lol
Willie Coleman is comin' out
Hopefully not the one from the Strange Thing About the Johnsons. Though he was tired of being raped by his son.
Rodimus Prime heres some water for that thirst.
Transformers: The Last Fuck to Give
Flame of Udun - 😂😂😂
Flame of Udun Junkformers: the last garbage.
Flame of Udun 😂😂😂😂😂😂
W
u win comment of the week
I'd pay to watch two hours of this in a theater before I pay to watch another Bayformers movie.
Every fucking movie tries to redo their origins on earth. All 5 movies are trying to be the same fucking movie
They're retconning mankind's entire history to make it so every major achievement was done by the Transformers instead of humans. What does that say about Bay's view of humanity? Now even the satisfying idea of Hitler being a fucking coward who killed himself to escape the consequences can't be true. Nope. A Transformer did it apparently.
Zucchina I'm noticing that.
Zucchina Shit I remember all that happened was that they came from Earth to Cybertron, thats it :/
they all can be it's own movie that doesn't progress the story AT ALL. AND I hated Mark Wahlberg and his daughter worse than Shia...
NEver thought of that, but you're right. They are trying to retcon the origin of earth and history every fucking time. It's literally the same fucking thing just rehashed LOL.
Martin: "I've seen worst! I've looked into the abyss. I saw the face of the devil and walked away from it, and this is not Satan!"
Wow! 😂 I need to remember that one, hahaha
Shit like that is why I enjoy DT....And it just so happened that I saw this one and others...so to hear this take is refreshing...
Skol to the cynics.....
THE AUTOBOTS FIGHT WITH KING ARTHUR AND BUMBLEBEE KILLS HITLER.
THESE ARE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS FILM.
Jayfive276 Sounds fucking awesome!
Jayfive276 noice
Jayfive276 They also have a scene where Cogman sings Move Bitch.
Except neither of these things happen in the movie
Michael Bay is Hitler. Megan Fox said so.
Korey's face 24:07.....is gold, a sacred treasure much like Martin's laughter
I lost it at Frederick Douglas lol
Goddamit Bay
I didn't get that.
Nah I lost it when they revealed apparently the Autobots helped Harriet Tubman build the underground railroad
CaptainTalon448 Fucking I can't I can't I can't I can't XD
+Reynard Porche I was dying from laughter too man.😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Maybe they should just retitle the movie "12 Years a Transformer"?
27:08
The Harriet Tubman reveal I think made me and quite a few others in the audience laugh. And yeah, that's what I was thinking the writers probably thought: "We got trains w-oh, OH! Hold on, I got it! Underground railroad...the Transformers, WERE THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!! I AM SUPER-CLEVER HIGH-FIVE ME GUYS!!"
"This is not Satan" is probably the nicest thing I've heard about this movie.
lol.
That's the nicest thing you could say about anything.
SO GLAD Transformers 5 is finally out.. so I can hear Double Toasted shit all over it.
Mark Hazleton man totally read my mind here !
The Toasty Shit all over our bodies!
Transfomers the last kingt is?tash buh
Who would've thought the slave joke from Spill's Transformers 3 review would come back in this review. I just can't believe it's actually in the movie.
Also, watch all of Korey's Trransformers reviews all the way up to this video. It's fascinating to watch his growing hate for the Transformers movie.
That Anthony Hopkins run needs to be a meme.
Matthios Hunduma in due time hahaha
Why someone would think taking elements from Suicide Squad was a good idea is beyond me.
It's a cool concept.
how in the fuck did we get 5 transformers movies. but only 2 bad boys movies
One word: China
is that you Macuga?
Bad Boys won't sell toys
Honestly in this day and age do you really think bad boys 3 would be any good?
ivan pabon were about to get a 6th installment
The King Arthur part had me crying. Y'all funny affff
Anyone step up to the plate if they disagree, but Korey looking into the camera at 24:08 when Martin said he understood the plot is the funniest thing ever on UA-cam.
"Y'all are gonna hate me..."
"We already do."
Hahahahahahaaaaaa ♡
I'm obligated to see this shit just because of DOUG WALKER and his prediction. And its sad to me. I honestly really like the first Transformers movie from 2007, sure its a guilty pleasure but i had fun watching that the rest of em...just Fuck me. This ones for you Doug, this ones for you
If that's your only justification for viewing it, just read the plot summary on Wikipedia. Save time and money.
Bay First day of shooting: "Fugg It! Yea that's right Fuggg ITT!! WE'Ll DO IT LIVE!!! FUGGG ITTTT!!!!
It is definitely more of the same.
"I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!" probably the best way to sum up most people's thoughts on these movies...
"this is not Satan"
~Martin Thomas, Double Toasted
Blu Ray cover quote if I've ever seen one.
35:29 "I saw the Abyss, i looked the devil in the face....and it was not Satan." - Martin
Thats some cool kat daddy shit right there.
I was looking forward to this review more than the actual movie. You didnt disappoint, BRAVO!
when he showed harriet on that train i cried "OMG NOOO"! BTW i want this photo.
Am I the only person who is wondering how BLM is going to react to transformers & slavery crossover.😂😂😂😂 I'm done with this movie.
James Ronald Trump yes you are
lol would blm be the final nail in Bays coffin?
Never heard a theater laugh so hard, while I was trying to understand the plot before lol
Im so glad i quit after part 2, saved me so much unnecessary rage
Windwalker88 honestly the reveiws are more entertaining then the movies :)
Legendary Milk i totally agree. I had a good time this morning
Windwalker88 it's a fictional property why would you ever rage over it?
Sabeel Ahmed because i spend time and money to go watch some of the dumbest, racist and sexist movies out there
Windwalker88 😆😆
got the popcorn ready , this is going to be fun 😂
Oh Daddy Likey
Michael Bay is horrible
The worse business person in the world, just like our Doofus in Chief
sadlobster1 - Truth 😒
Pain & Gain was good tho
Raymond Frand since bad boys 2 lol
Metanite yeah but Bad Boys 2 was horrible. Only got a 23% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅
Girts is positively pink with giddiness.
Boss Umbra no shit and I love it.
I was dying that whole time they were roasting Anthony Hopkins running.
I was literally wondering just a minute ago whether or not they were going to release this review on today or Friday. thank God it was today
24:58 Inside Korey C's head: "I know I've known him for a long time but I might have to strangle him in front of all these people"
You bastards almost murdered me!
The Decepticon slave owner caused me to choke on my coffee!
LOL
That was not comedy gold, that was comedy VIBRANIUM!
I love when Gertz said "THEY ARE GONNA WONDER WOMAN THIS S&^T?!"
the first one actually had a plot you could follow id pay anyone 200 bucks who could explain the plot of 2-5
anthony cheesman bunch of retarded ass robots who think they are funny blow shit up, where's my money!
anthony cheesman Explosions, hot women, racist stereotypes, Opitmus fighting, and more explosions. Did I miss anything?
anthony cheesman thats the only one i liked.
anthony cheesman dude there is no way to explain the plots for the 2-5 movies. I tried piecing it together, bruh it is impossible that I actually had a freaking migraine.🤔🤔🤔😥😥😥😫😫😫😣😣😣😩😩😩😖😖😖😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
Alright so the ahhh.....robots...boom,bang...no,no bang, bang boom, Optimus Prime, Bumble Bee and friends....I got to work this shit out i'll be back
The Franchise that broke Coleman.
"Coleman! That's my Carrr! Coleemannn!!!"
26:50
Fredrick Douglas?!?!
Fredrick Douglas ?!?!
😂😅😂😅😂
A nearly 40 minute BAYFORMERS roast/rant? *grabs popcorn*
Double Toasted came thru with a W into roasting this film with JUSTICE!!!!
I wonder will they ever change the opening intro animation to include Korey Goodwin and Girts. I think they are definitely worth the reanimation.
Nah we been through shit people before with spill, i doubt these nigga are gonna be loyal
+Fred Mart
Only time will tell. Even so, I feel they have been contributing enough to the Double Toasted movie reviews to get an animated clip of them, or, at the very least, an animated figure at the end when they give their rating.
Delightful Addition they have their own animation for high score
@@fredmart7130 Fast forward to now and... welp.
I want to see if Doug (Nostalgia Critic) is right...seems like it so far from all the reviews on UA-cam
I refuse to give money to this franchise so I'll watch double toasted review
EvolMuzik4ever that video was spot on lol
EvolMuzik4ever The worst part is that Doug wanted to be wrong, he hopes that everything he said about this movie is wrong because there could be hope for "ORIGINALITY" in this movie, but no, he's right; it's the same cookie cutter film like the others
EvolMuzik4ever so weird...I just discovered The NC yesterday! He's hilarious and videos are great! 😃
EvolMuzik4ever or watch it bootlegged
Why does he use the same plot over and over...in ALL his movies?
Why can't he be original with ANYTHING he does
Just watching Girts's reactions to what the others are explaining is absolutely priceless
26:50 So the Underground Railroad had actual trains? Who knew?
I've been waiting for this review since the first trailer dropped lol
BLVCK Atlantian. yup
BLVCK Atlantian me too! Will probably never see this (hate all the transformer movies, the ones that I could bear to watch anyways, and I won't see this one even if someone paid me )...the reviews are a million times more entertaining anyways.
BLVCK Atlantian Oh yeah
Been waiting for this review like Xmas day.
BLVCK Atlantian aw
King Gidorah the true 3 headed dragon!
Redem10 that movie probably had cyber end dragon, ps. nice mf doom refrence
"This movie is a mess"
Understatement of the year with this flick
Joker: and here...we...go....
Get ur avocado toast a few high alcohol craft beers n get out ur vintage Transformer toys this is gonna b good! Lol
27:14 I died laughing 😂
Most of the Double Toasted crew might be Marvel fanboys, but your movie reviews are always the most fun to watch. You dudes are not only genuinely funny but technically and historically astute when it comes to films. You deserve 10x's the views you get.
Nostalgia critic was right all along.
Cesar Acosta yep he sure was
Cesar Acosta The only guy i've seen give an accurate review without seeing the movie.
all he did was nearly say what was in the trailers. Have a very great day!
God bless you all!
Perhaps, but he's still a knob.
Andrew Devine If he's a knob, then you're cancer. :)
Transformers will never get my money again. I won't go to the theater, I won't rent it, and I can guarantee you that this movie will never get my money... NEVER!
Don The Movie Reviewer Bumblebee was actually different
@@yamuna6154 yea but it didn't have a plot sad to say cause it had alot of character
isiah alcindor Didn’t have a plot? Are you blind?
The worst thing is the whole knights thing was base on the old G1 Cartoon episode A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court Starcream and his side DeceptiBitches retreat in a nearby cave. After they wander inside they are transported to 543 A.D. Decepticons are wreaking knights shit left and right with no Autobots but then a wizard came IN and kicked their asses so hard they traveled back to their own time and Megatron is not happy they are back
AND STILL THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER MOVIE THIS THE SHIT BAY JUST TRY TO PEDAL ON US!
I lost my shit at "NITRO, ZEUS"
the best review show on YT. man.....these cats have me ROLLING every single time.
This movie royally sucked! The action wasn't even fun. I walked out of it. Hated it with a passion!!!!
benbennit and Cogsman
One thing is for sure, I'm done with Transformers. Michael Bay is one of the worst directors in Hollywood, regardless of how much money he makes. Unless there is a HARD reboot with a new director in 10 years or so, I'm done with these stupid ass movies.
So, I just walked out of a screening and thought I would check out some UA-cam reviews. This my first time watching this show; you guys are very entertaining. With the movie so fresh in my mind, it really hit home.
It begins...............
FREDERICK DOUGLAS
I love when these dudes review horrible movies
why they do Anthony Hopkins like that 😂 heh heh outta breath ass 😂
so bay shits on pacific rim and real steel for riping him off, then he rios off every other movie out there
China...please stop giving these films money...please.
J Man - Seriously 😒
Would never have gotten to china if america didn't pump up the second and third one
This was China's plan all along. To give this franchise money so they can corrupt the youth of america.
International countries will never stop watching films with CGI fest, story for idiots, & product placement. Disney, Universal, Paramount only cares about money rather than quality. If these companies go out of business, then we will be free.
Businesses have to make money if they want to stay in business, half of the reason as to why films are made is to make money. Good films are the kind that have effort put into them as well as having the intention to make money. Nobody is going to be free.
All these reviews for this movie are coming out at almost the exact same time.
Probably was an embargo of some sort.
Buh they never gave bumblebee a girlfriend Buh
Honestly, I can safely say this was one of the funniest 'Some Ol' Bullshit' movies I've seen. The dialogue is so silly and ridiculous, the plot is pure nonsense and it's so over the top, I was laughing my ass off. It's so awful, it's brilliant. I liked the Dino-Bots and Bumblebee though. They were fun.
I feel like Girts wears the same Penguin t-shirt in every video.
27:20 And you guys mentioned this as a joke back in the ol`Spill days.
That Underground Railroad graphic was FANTASTIC!!
I remember when I watched the movie everyone laughed when the picture of Fredrick Douglas and Harriet Tubman. I literally imagine Bumblebee and Hot Rod fighting Barricade in the South, with Skids and Mudflap watching.
The British girl looks like she could play tomb raider too because she looks n talk like Angelia Jolie 🙏💖😍😂😎😎
He was trying to say it never seizes to amaze me. But he just ended up saying "it never amazes me!"
Actually he probably meant ceases.
Anthony Hopkins was hilarious in this and truly seemed like he was on the same page with Michael Bay in the sense that he was just absolutely taking the piss out of the movie. He made the movie for me and gave me several belly laughs.
Korey sounds like someone's angry dad lol I love it.
You want to know what rating they gave it don't you duuuude
Jacob M I'm two minutes in and I am sensing a unanimous Some Ole Bullshit hahaha
I go for some old bullshit and a fuck you rading
Hands Down Better Than Sex!!! This will sweep the Oscars faster than a rabbit gets fugggged
You want to know don’t you duuude, why they keep coming here? To the theater.
"NitroZeus" I can't. I fucking can't.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitro_Zeus
I died when he says "I am tired of this sh*t!!"
I'll skip T5 and watch Wonder Woman for the second time this weekend. Not going to waste my time and money on any Micheal Bay movie
Jay30k you're still wasting your time and money
@Dark Wolf was their feminism in WW? It wasn't like Charlies Angels or X-Men DP
To tell you the truth, this is the funniest review you guys have done in a while.
Damn .....i miss Tommy bring the cussing for no reason back
When Martin said he understood the plot and the look on Korey C. face is hilarious
Transformers, because when you got see a Transformers movie you can't wait to see the plain and boring humans.
If I was part of this discussion and Korey says 'no alcohol for this' I would've had the same reaction as Martin and Goodwin. xD
That Underground Railroad pic made me cry laughing!
Hilarious review
Bruh I'm dying LOL this review made laugh so hard including the Slavery, Nazi, & Samurai history part.
Still a better movie than Resident Evil Final Chapter...
That impression of Anthony Hopkins doing his own stunts absolutely slays me. Very funny.
It amazes me that there was an actual writer's room with talented writer's and this is what the result is. 😔
For those that just want explosions and long sweeping camera shots, this movie is for you.
2:03 - 2:23 sound like my parents when i was a kid lol
OMG.....I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED THIS BULLSHIT FRANCHISE😂😂😂😂😂
When they showed that the autobots help end slavery and bumbelbee kill nazis I walked out
It’s fucking amazing how much this movies repeated all be beats of the previous films, and yet it constantly sucks my jaw to the theater floor with how baffling the plot points are. Fredrick Douglass, bumblebee fighting nazis, marky mark being the last knight, and optimus prime having his own Martha scene. This movies incredible, but so was 9/11.
35 minutes or more for a Transformers movie? It's not worth the time.
Well...If it make things less painful for you Kory, The Bumblebees Movie next year won't be directed by Michael Bay. Instead it will be Travis Knight, who directed Kubo and the Two Strings.
27:19 Is that Megatron with a hat and a whip? Was that really in the movie? I don't remember that.
I made the mistake of playing this movie while laying in bed... after a while it felt like two hours and I dozed off. Woke up and it was still playing. 14:34 All I could think was if I were Megatron, why am I letting these ants dictate what I can do? Btw, it's an instant commercial... just pull out and air as a toy ad.
Girtz face reactions to these was priceless
Gotta agree with my brother, I really liked the first Transformers movie. Actually saw it twice in theaters.
yo put a hat and a whip on Megatron lmao!!!