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  • @Zlagad73
    @Zlagad73 5 років тому +1248

    "the point is- we only have one body, so we should take care of it"
    me: *devours an entire pringles can with the packaging*

    • @The_weird_world97
      @The_weird_world97 5 років тому +25

      *_Howareyougoingtofityourhandinthatpringlecan?_*

    • @violetthebat8810
      @violetthebat8810 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😭😭😭✊✊✊💜💜💜⚡⚡⚡

    • @jimee4586
      @jimee4586 5 років тому +3

      I don’t do that everyday on lunch break at all..... :’(

    • @brandymunz2835
      @brandymunz2835 5 років тому +4

      *:ooooooo*

    • @louisnitsch5822
      @louisnitsch5822 5 років тому +4

      @@jimee4586 Doesn't sound to healthy not gonna lie

  • @mollysavage8126
    @mollysavage8126 5 років тому +2394

    James: *”you’ve only got one body, so take care of it”*
    Me: **eating pringles in bed at 3am**
    Also me: *”yeah totally, i agree”*

    • @william6518
      @william6518 5 років тому +10

      that is me

    • @digiphobia9416
      @digiphobia9416 5 років тому +6

      Didnt ask nigga

    • @Ash.3s
      @Ash.3s 5 років тому +7

      Mood.

    • @salarsazee3865
      @salarsazee3865 5 років тому +12

      I understood "Take carrot it" xD

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 5 років тому +2

      Everybody Dislike Thcwis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

  • @Schiggywoof
    @Schiggywoof 2 місяці тому +52

    4:18 I laughed so hard because of the “mm” that I almost chocked on my own saliva

  • @rx3556
    @rx3556 5 років тому +17389

    “carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world”
    Oranges: **cries in orange**

  • @skyforgers6863
    @skyforgers6863 5 років тому +3318

    James: "You've only got one body"
    Me: *nervously looks at basement*

  • @francesoconnor3051
    @francesoconnor3051 5 років тому +534

    "Carrots are the best orange thing ever"
    The orange Club Penguin stuffed animal sitting on my shelf that I used to worship: *say what now?*

    • @vivinotfromloona25
      @vivinotfromloona25 5 років тому +15

      this is so specific i love it

    • @kittenkatt506
      @kittenkatt506 5 років тому +11

      "that I used to worship"

    • @seamushopkins3752
      @seamushopkins3752 5 років тому +7

      @@YoungAlienBoy why do you keep replying this to people ?

    • @user-fi3or2ee7k
      @user-fi3or2ee7k 5 років тому +1

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Well played...you advertised your own video with the Internet’s hate.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 5 років тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy ur a cock

  • @DoomyLogic
    @DoomyLogic 3 місяці тому +1603

    NO ONE CARES WHAT YEAR YOUR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  • @sageseraph5035
    @sageseraph5035 5 років тому +9544

    “Carrots, best orange thing in the world.”
    Oranges: **pathetic**

  • @neeliyashomedecor6646
    @neeliyashomedecor6646 5 років тому +7716

    “Carrots are the most orange thing”
    Oranges: umm umm hello

    • @aliehsan8738
      @aliehsan8738 5 років тому +86

      *the best

    • @redd3797
      @redd3797 5 років тому +115

      *sad orange noises

    • @Christina-hm3jl
      @Christina-hm3jl 5 років тому +19

      Hahaha good one

    • @xcel8727
      @xcel8727 5 років тому +50

      Tangerine : y'all hear sumthin'?

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 5 років тому +14

      neeliyas homedecor Trump says hello

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 5 років тому +3826

    "Carrots is the best orange thing ever"
    Orange: **Cries in front of Carrots**

  • @urfavfrenderbender
    @urfavfrenderbender 4 місяці тому +13

    “ADAAAAM!!!!!!!” “MAAAADZ!!!!!!” Truly inspiring words

  • @fishqustudios8334
    @fishqustudios8334 5 років тому +644

    James: “Everyone drink gasoline”
    Shannon (girl who drinks gasoline MSA): **Chugs gasoline**
    James:......

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 5 років тому +1

      Everybody Dislike Thgrbis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

    • @qInferno
      @qInferno 5 років тому +1

      @@YoungAlienBoy r/ihadastroke

    • @kingbatis7302
      @kingbatis7302 5 років тому +2

      Fishqu Animations lol

    • @chirunu
      @chirunu 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit this has over 300 likes in like 30 minutes

    • @chirunu
      @chirunu 5 років тому +1

      JESUS CHRIST THIS GETS LIKES EVERY SECOND I'M GONNA HAVE A FUCKING SEIZURE

  • @chrisp.9385
    @chrisp.9385 5 років тому +6770

    James then: *eats healthy*
    James now: *dives in 10 million sprinkles*

    • @CuzDino
      @CuzDino 5 років тому +31

      @@kkhaing7506 that's the whole point...

    • @cloudyxxdays0wastaken474
      @cloudyxxdays0wastaken474 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewjones3022
      @andrewjones3022 5 років тому +6

      GREAT GREAT COMMENT

    • @ashlumos
      @ashlumos 5 років тому +3

      He didn’t eat them, you said dive??????????????????

    • @JayEmEsYou
      @JayEmEsYou 5 років тому +6

      No. The person who made the comment got the likes, I don't think that people saw the edited comment and thought they would like the comment because of your suggestion to edit.

  • @BaconLicker_
    @BaconLicker_ 5 років тому +1650

    James:
    "Today's video is sponsored by...."
    Me: "oh god please don't say raid shadow legends"

    • @greenman1200
      @greenman1200 5 років тому +43

      Oh god i tought your username was james charles

    • @piefire5713
      @piefire5713 5 років тому +15

      @@greenman1200 u wish

    • @busy365
      @busy365 5 років тому +5

      quacky pie amazing man

    • @mrnickolas7018
      @mrnickolas7018 5 років тому +4

      Carrot

    • @michaelmann831
      @michaelmann831 5 років тому +12

      This funeral is sponsored by raid shadow legends

  • @bluebonk-w4g
    @bluebonk-w4g 20 годин тому +1

    Even after four years James hasn't changed at all, Except for the hands though, I'll never get used to the hands.

  • @hodayahsm2332
    @hodayahsm2332 5 років тому +2954

    "you've only got one body"
    *Looks around*
    *Hides the other one under the carpet*

  • @rudraay_
    @rudraay_ 5 років тому +6251

    *Carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world*
    Oranges : allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @thuantran5394
      @thuantran5394 5 років тому +76

      aye mate what about crayons

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +89

      How about Donald Trump.

    • @thereaperyt7362
      @thereaperyt7362 5 років тому +72

      Introducing our new president carrot dump

    • @scrapkon8602
      @scrapkon8602 5 років тому +13

      🍊.

    • @donotimagine1522
      @donotimagine1522 5 років тому +15

      He said “carrots are the best orange thing in the world”

  • @masonpierce5597
    @masonpierce5597 5 років тому +996

    “When James recommends parents making their kids eat healthy.”
    “Every kid: no, no, no, stooop!!!

    • @JUSSRonard
      @JUSSRonard 5 років тому +11

      Do parents even watch this channel?

    • @creativeladykay237
      @creativeladykay237 5 років тому +6

      Ikr I just cringe when my parents are watching a health channel I just slowly back out of the room

    • @hollyburcham9052
      @hollyburcham9052 5 років тому +1

      I like Krispy Kreme donuts ☺

    • @JesusGomez-ob2qt
      @JesusGomez-ob2qt 5 років тому +1

      @@hollyburcham9052 omg this is so cool I was looking at the comment section and then your comment popped up in front of my eyes

    • @hollyburcham9052
      @hollyburcham9052 5 років тому

      @@JesusGomez-ob2qt I like honey buns too

  • @AkinoHitaroshi
    @AkinoHitaroshi 5 років тому +602

    James: Never had sweets as a kid
    Now: You literally bathe in sprinkles

  • @connoresmondo
    @connoresmondo 5 років тому +210

    James: "we just licked the melted candy off the sidewalk."
    Me: *"WHO THROWS CANDY ON THE GROUND?!?!"*

  • @askurav7476
    @askurav7476 5 років тому +511

    James: “I guess everyone drink gasoline”
    Trevor Philips: Drinks 10 gallons of gasoline

    • @robustkintaki9375
      @robustkintaki9375 5 років тому

      Askurav lmao

    • @AzimuthSolutions
      @AzimuthSolutions 5 років тому +1

      "Gasolina? No."

    • @FadedClipss
      @FadedClipss 5 років тому

      Askurav Celebrities React To KOBE BRYANT Passing ua-cam.com/video/_Vwg7_S_cNc/v-deo.html

    • @FadedClipss
      @FadedClipss 5 років тому

      petar َ Celebrities/NBA Players React To KOBE BRYANT Passing ua-cam.com/video/_Vwg7_S_cNc/v-deo.html

    • @starbuckslover17
      @starbuckslover17 5 років тому

      *i litterally scrolled at this comment when he said this*

  • @heartbl4de
    @heartbl4de 29 днів тому +7

    5:53 “but on the other hand, Its just MMMS”

  • @temby3335
    @temby3335 5 років тому +603

    James: "You only have one body, So take care of it."
    Also James: "Me and my older brother ate the ENTIRE bag a skittles"

  • @FoxyGamer-im9jm
    @FoxyGamer-im9jm 5 років тому +2159

    “ you have one body take care of it “
    James: eats one million sprinkles

  • @raffs9934
    @raffs9934 5 років тому +427

    James: carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world
    Oranges: I’m literally named after the colour orange because I am orange

    • @gabeonigkeit4094
      @gabeonigkeit4094 5 років тому +19

      Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It was originally called yellow-red.

    • @bulbasaurcup9151
      @bulbasaurcup9151 5 років тому +7

      The Raffills not funny didn’t laugh

    • @sonysangalang
      @sonysangalang 5 років тому +3

      @@gabeonigkeit4094 That's True

    • @bythebooksgaming2721
      @bythebooksgaming2721 5 років тому +1

      An Ibis Touché

    • @ghostsoup7244
      @ghostsoup7244 5 років тому +1

      An Ibis
      Yeah, except it was in French or something along those lines.

  • @HighStreetHero
    @HighStreetHero 4 дні тому +2

    The face in the bread at 1:53

  • @uplæne
    @uplæne 5 років тому +500

    James: starts the video with “This video is sponsored by”
    Me: Don’t.. you.. dare say Rai-
    James: Carrots

    • @pissdrinka1291
      @pissdrinka1291 5 років тому +28

      @You've yeed your last haw ok that's it, you've yeed your last haw

    • @crayonkid3832
      @crayonkid3832 5 років тому +2

      You’ve probably heard of the hot new game raid shadow legends so we will go over the top three best characters

    • @kellyypineda
      @kellyypineda 5 років тому

      carrots lmaoo
      SMALL UA-camR!

    • @jigglypop
      @jigglypop 5 років тому

      Raid shadow legends is broke that's why they tell youtubers to sponsor them. If youtubers don't sponsor them their game would *DIE*

    • @egorsdeimos3523
      @egorsdeimos3523 5 років тому

      Notice the carrot pufferfish?

  • @yuichikita6018
    @yuichikita6018 5 років тому +360

    James: "Carrots is the best orange thing ever."
    Me: But what about oranges?

  • @ThickestSkull03
    @ThickestSkull03 5 років тому +583

    James: “You’ve only got one body, so you should take care of it”.
    Me: *Thinking about if I want ramen, or wings*

  • @aidarnurgaliyev6546
    @aidarnurgaliyev6546 2 місяці тому +5

    "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead" oh wow.. that's pretty straightforward

  • @jadynstevens6707
    @jadynstevens6707 5 років тому +457

    James: “did you guys eat sugary cereal as a kid”
    Me: eating sugary cereal

    • @linagee
      @linagee 5 років тому +4

      Eating a sugary cereal right now also. (13.7% sugar by weight.)

    • @واوياواوياابوواو
      @واوياواوياابوواو 5 років тому

      Lol we used to eat bread with milk at the morning when i see people eat hamburgers

    • @eduardoabreu8958
      @eduardoabreu8958 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @nicolasinapart4019
      @nicolasinapart4019 5 років тому

      YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! SSSUUUUGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @田-r6k
      @田-r6k 5 років тому +1

      Eating cereal at 10:30

  • @tvirusnoodle8608
    @tvirusnoodle8608 4 роки тому +442

    James: “Life is fun!”
    Also James: “My life sucked”

  • @oliversmith8098
    @oliversmith8098 5 років тому +272

    James: "You only have one body, so you should take care of it"
    Me: is literally eating a bag of chips as he says that

    • @user-md4nm6tb8d
      @user-md4nm6tb8d 5 років тому +4

      So you should take carrot it

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 5 років тому

      *Hides the bodies in my basement* He doesn't know I have multiple ones right?

    • @brainstormium2237
      @brainstormium2237 5 років тому +1

      #metoo😑

    • @robr.a.k.9591
      @robr.a.k.9591 5 років тому

      i was drinking soda when he said that

    • @censoremo8282
      @censoremo8282 5 років тому

      I have water rn :)

  • @sarlabagh1245
    @sarlabagh1245 29 днів тому +5

    Lol the face on the bread XD 1:54

  • @kfoley275
    @kfoley275 5 років тому +411

    James: "Carrots have been nominated as the best orange thing ever"
    Dragonite: "Are you sure about that"

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 5 років тому +6

      Isn't Dragonite yellow?
      P.s: After googling Dragonite, I now see the error of my ways and have repented. I hope and pray that Dragonite and Lord Arceus will forgive me.

    • @gumballisthiccfan9710
      @gumballisthiccfan9710 5 років тому

      Mordekai Horowitz no

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 5 років тому

      Hi

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 5 років тому +2

      Say you hate me.

    • @kyocera1618
      @kyocera1618 5 років тому +6

      Charazard: are you sure about that
      Riachu: are you sure about that
      The color orange: are you sure about that

  • @ultimophantom8395
    @ultimophantom8395 5 років тому +561

    "carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world"
    Orange fruit: am I a joke to you..?

    • @1700zan
      @1700zan 5 років тому

      Tejas K R. ❗️❗️❗️HEY IM A MUSIC ARTIST CAN YALL GUYS subscribe to my channel please I need help reaching 1k subscribers please 🤒🤩 #1700zan

    • @dontwatchmeimbeggingyouple9039
      @dontwatchmeimbeggingyouple9039 5 років тому +2

      @@1700zan wtf why here

    • @M1_1SHR00M
      @M1_1SHR00M 5 років тому

      You copied somebody. >:(

    • @gabraf
      @gabraf 5 років тому

      Flag zan

    • @yayadapapaya9740
      @yayadapapaya9740 5 років тому +1

      Copied comment

  • @shanenguyen9124
    @shanenguyen9124 5 років тому +1704

    James: "The whiter the bread is, the sooner you will die"
    Me: Slowly eating white flat bread for breakfast

    • @JovaJovenile-m4j
      @JovaJovenile-m4j 5 років тому +9

      Good. You're a pathetic waste of a human being anyway so eat more deadly things.

    • @hecate1447
      @hecate1447 5 років тому +30

      @@JovaJovenile-m4j sure I ate knife sandwich for breakfast and nuke atom for dinner

    • @p1ss.official
      @p1ss.official 5 років тому +4

      @@JovaJovenile-m4j U UW HI YEUEHEUEIORP

    • @del2073
      @del2073 5 років тому +15

      @@JovaJovenile-m4j Man you need to lighten up. I reccomend cyanide in your food i always use it its taste great

    • @pilviluimula4551
      @pilviluimula4551 5 років тому +3

      I actually think sylvester was joking, and he/she was acting like sylvester for a joke to understand more watch talking kitty cat videos

  • @wyattsworld8133
    @wyattsworld8133 3 місяці тому +64

    2:25 fun fact!: when Coca Cola first released it contained coca leaf extract which in-fact DID contain a small amount of cocaine

  • @alison7787
    @alison7787 5 років тому +487

    James: "You've only got one body"
    Me: -eating strawberry ice cream-

    • @IglisFlame_YT
      @IglisFlame_YT 5 років тому +1

      I think there was a carrot pun at 7:15

    • @alison7787
      @alison7787 5 років тому

      @@IglisFlame_YT Yes~ "Take carrot it."

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 5 років тому +1

      the best type of ice cream

    • @PreppyPuppyPat
      @PreppyPuppyPat 5 років тому

      Wow

    • @alison7787
      @alison7787 5 років тому

      @@NeedyBoBeedy and that's a fact

  • @Magic-np1ws
    @Magic-np1ws 5 років тому +1046

    "We weren't allowed to have candy as children"
    Me, eating chocolate: That sucks man

  • @TheRawyan
    @TheRawyan 5 років тому +6505

    James: “Carrots are the best orange thing ever”.
    *Oranges have left the chat*

    • @sundaeslxxpzzz9182
      @sundaeslxxpzzz9182 5 років тому +62

      Nuu my orange senpai lol Iove oranges

    • @Galanonim022
      @Galanonim022 5 років тому +35

      Nah carrots are better

    • @Dumb.ahh.internet
      @Dumb.ahh.internet 5 років тому +25

      Ryan theblaziken101 I like oranges more .3.

    • @jenthelass
      @jenthelass 5 років тому +30

      they are actually
      *TANGERINE*

    • @izzytheshapeshifter
      @izzytheshapeshifter 5 років тому +6

      oranges are too dull in color to properly be the color orange tbh. they match yellow orange colored pencils way more than actual oranges ones. oranges aren't orange.

  • @sirdasloth-zz
    @sirdasloth-zz Місяць тому +8

    2:44 when I still respected him

  • @Eggwith75000subs
    @Eggwith75000subs 5 років тому +2051

    James mom: The whiter the bread, the sooner you’re dead
    Me: Toasts white bread. Ha

    • @nozclayman5777
      @nozclayman5777 5 років тому +2

      Egg with 75,000 subscribers ua-cam.com/video/Hwn-TG1uPrI/v-deo.html

    • @nou167
      @nou167 5 років тому +13

      Noz Clayman STFU

    • @Brrrr2
      @Brrrr2 5 років тому +6

      I don't want to click a random link

    • @redd3797
      @redd3797 5 років тому +3

      So ya won't daih sooner, yoy will daih soonerer
      Wait what?...

    • @secretsinger5264
      @secretsinger5264 5 років тому

      Okay

  • @racooncube2808
    @racooncube2808 5 років тому +192

    Somebody: what candy bar is that?
    James: oh it's a MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM bar

    • @sarahstiles7221
      @sarahstiles7221 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @strangesphereoidcreature
      @strangesphereoidcreature 5 років тому

      He means the: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @strangesphereoidcreature
      @strangesphereoidcreature 5 років тому

      Wait! *Show Infinite commercials by yellow face* *gives MM bar*

    • @strangesphereoidcreature
      @strangesphereoidcreature 5 років тому

      *fhedbufswoXhuoduivweatewhuodweuyrroiuweyudwgeifergiofergifgioeeiyufterfogsidcgsdiogfspbiceeiuxijpweffpreouffhoierdfojifhiudoigfgodeiogfrieohojidfogfsdiofgierflnreterbjljoierjlidfojgijioeyliguroeojidhlkbsndjkfeegoufogidsiyfifhuisdiuhdhusduhifgousofgeriofilvseguwuogfdiusfuhiewhuofuondsgfeojrilnsdidlbfifeonrirfiknniohogihyrbiofreobihreojidewgihoisfdiogreeiofioghdsoifnofoeirhrgeoisoijfeiwdjdsidpjisawepjdssijodsidjcsodjifiosdjicdsjcodisjfoibdsjdiofsdjfsjifspdjewdaspkofdsadescdjpodseojidoisddjdspfjssigxpskjxkossixkxckopfjioddlvdbidjvsoipjsdcokfovsmfhodpvfdomvmddpovdfkpokofdkdspovkddkopferokpfpokrepkojifperhpijpefokdifjpfjpreferojpfoirjefejofdffsjdoibljdcsoisfjfierhfgdieoefrfijrfjrioegihreiohrsegiovifofehdfobifdsijohdfpoddfjpofsdpjohddojifguwedhiusdhvhjdpifjsodifmosdijxidvjisjcisdigvsidhiojosjhisdijfedoifhuosduhcdijsiufuihasoidwid7huiresiuverfigihsterhriiefdioyerfugrehrsrrhewjiooijwferjiovfdbiosepuisdjioerjoehrihufirjhhrjgiods* mor?

    • @rewrittenchannel2783
      @rewrittenchannel2783 4 роки тому

      M&M&M&M&M&M

  • @sorp153
    @sorp153 5 років тому +901

    “Carrots are the best orange thing.”
    Pufferfish: yes

    • @number1number253
      @number1number253 5 років тому +6

      Poop

    • @FloareaMotrogeanu
      @FloareaMotrogeanu 5 років тому +5

      @@number1number253 thats rude

    • @hectic8486
      @hectic8486 5 років тому +1

      I know that meme

    • @hectic8486
      @hectic8486 5 років тому

      @@FloareaMotrogeanu Its not rude its a noun

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 5 років тому +1

      Everybody Dislike Thrtis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

  • @SunnyLynn28
    @SunnyLynn28 5 місяців тому +6

    My mom said when she was a kid, her favorite cereal was raisin bran because her parents didn’t buy her any sugary cereal. 💀

  • @jup5431
    @jup5431 5 років тому +407

    "You only have one Body and you should Take carro-it"
    The fact that this pun isn't in the Video Made me cry

    • @1700zan
      @1700zan 5 років тому +1

      Till Steffens ❗️❗️❗️HEY IM A MUSIC ARTIST CAN YALL GUYS subscribe to my channel please I need help reaching 1k subscribers please 🤒🤩 #1700zan

    • @Shiro-Ookami
      @Shiro-Ookami 5 років тому +5

      I feel like you knew it was there and you just wanted to repeat what James said for likes

    • @jakeinalakevods
      @jakeinalakevods 5 років тому +2

      Man i HATE fact core

    • @nancyasi5359
      @nancyasi5359 5 років тому +2

      It is

    • @Chingalinguscomedyspecials
      @Chingalinguscomedyspecials 5 років тому +1

      Till Steffens even at 1:05, “thankful that my mom had taken car-ed (carrot) of us”
      And he shows a carrot straight away so yes it’s a pun don’t @ me

  • @alexisjarquin5166
    @alexisjarquin5166 5 років тому +394

    James: "drink gasoline "
    James body: "got to go fast"

    • @copicc
      @copicc 5 років тому

      Alexis Jarquin haha haha

    • @jrgaming1061
      @jrgaming1061 5 років тому

      Alexis Jarquin that was so funny 😂

    • @rafaelmireles2970
      @rafaelmireles2970 5 років тому

      James body: speed I am speed

    • @MonkeNoel
      @MonkeNoel 5 років тому +1

      Gotta go fast*

    • @markovazz
      @markovazz 5 років тому

      😂😂

  • @pro_noob7491
    @pro_noob7491 5 років тому +2965

    “carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world”
    Oranges: “NANI)

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 5 років тому +25

      Yeah I'd put oranges and tangerines and clementines first as well.

    • @nathifakhan6042
      @nathifakhan6042 5 років тому +5

      No carrots are the best

    • @thesixthestate4274
      @thesixthestate4274 5 років тому +32

      No that would be Trump

    • @humanoid7495
      @humanoid7495 5 років тому +3

      @Karina! I love sех! TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ What the heck is your user named that for?

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 5 років тому +3

      @@alwan8872 In Thailand, people call oranges oranges

  • @scottdent-matsudaira8893
    @scottdent-matsudaira8893 2 місяці тому +1

    The face on the wheat bread at 1:54 got me laughing on the floor 😂

  • @xxemilianol4962
    @xxemilianol4962 5 років тому +650

    -James: “ carrots are the best Orange thing in the world “
    -Orange m&m: am i a joke to you

  • @SebastianAPadilla
    @SebastianAPadilla 5 років тому +284

    “Carrots are the best orange thing ever”
    Everyone else: mmm yes I shall make meme out of this

    • @jojodivas9211
      @jojodivas9211 5 років тому +1

      Orange(Fruit): Am I a joke to you?

    • @cringycat3100
      @cringycat3100 5 років тому +2

      Yes. You are Joke. I am mouse. Your new name is Joke

    • @jojodivas9211
      @jojodivas9211 5 років тому +1

      XXXPikaPlayzXXX who’s Joe again?

    • @cringycat3100
      @cringycat3100 5 років тому +1

      You. Joe Joe.

    • @jojodivas9211
      @jojodivas9211 5 років тому +1

      XXXPikaPlayzXXX Well Played Pika. WP.

  • @enchantedgoldenapple221
    @enchantedgoldenapple221 5 років тому +237

    James: “You only have one body, so take care of it!”
    Me: *Eating a big mac*

  • @Stup1dSyc0pat
    @Stup1dSyc0pat 7 днів тому +1

    "You've only got one body, so take care of it."
    Me shoving an entire box of bagel bites down my throat: "Agreed!"

  • @marlo5318
    @marlo5318 5 років тому +318

    James: "Now that I'm older and wiser"
    Also James: Bathes in 10 million sprinkles

  • @jonathansuparta3857
    @jonathansuparta3857 5 років тому +410

    Everyone: *talking about corona virus
    James: *JUNK FOOD*

  • @hashimadeel4112
    @hashimadeel4112 5 років тому +623

    Carrots are the best orange thing ever!
    Orange: *BRUH*

    • @M1_1SHR00M
      @M1_1SHR00M 5 років тому +1

      Qplazma 101 you copied somebody

    • @Ali_Radmard
      @Ali_Radmard 5 років тому +1

      It the best

    • @thyme1483
      @thyme1483 5 років тому +1

      Bruh my dog loves carrots

    • @fruitysea_
      @fruitysea_ 5 років тому +1

      i dont eat oranges

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 5 років тому +1

      Everyone has been making this same joke for the last 15 hours... 😑

  • @lynasanders8844
    @lynasanders8844 14 днів тому +1

    2:45 Bro still droke the soda without thinking about his tummy and life length till the heaven bus arrives💀
    don’t drink soda as a kid!
    - levi 2024

  • @SnakeGreen
    @SnakeGreen 5 років тому +4896

    Friend: “So what chocolate do you want?”
    James: “Mhmm”
    Friend: *mmmmmm*

    • @stopdrop892
      @stopdrop892 5 років тому +28

      Rip Kobe

    • @hanad7835
      @hanad7835 5 років тому +7

      Candace Denton R.I.P.

    • @SnakeGreen
      @SnakeGreen 5 років тому +6

      A yo why do I have so many likes lol

    • @SnakeGreen
      @SnakeGreen 5 років тому +2

      Spider Chavo 😂😂

    • @macieava1545
      @macieava1545 5 років тому

      ill get you some mmmmmm love that

  • @greenvials
    @greenvials 4 роки тому +302

    James: *ADAMMMMM* *breaths* *MADZZZZZZZZ*
    Me: *I'll just bring him a carrot at the next convention*

  • @kurama7476
    @kurama7476 5 років тому +1711

    "Carrots are the most orange thing"
    Orange: *Allow Us To Introduce Ourselves*

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 5 років тому +11

      Oranges are not that orange tho
      (BTW, did you know that to make orange soda more orange in color carrot juice is added to it?)

    • @CherryBlossom45
      @CherryBlossom45 5 років тому +10

      He said carrots are the BEST orange thing not the most orange thing

    • @warioman5800
      @warioman5800 5 років тому +4

      @@YoungAlienBoy please for the love of freaking lord, leave me alone with these links. I know its a bad music vid, but you don't have to spam everyone's replies sections with these, it's getting repetitive and annoying

    • @warioman5800
      @warioman5800 5 років тому +4

      @@TROYANACHE and advertising your own vid? Wow, getting a bit desperate here, aren't we?

    • @TASGaming25
      @TASGaming25 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ewBYXTjGA5U/v-deo.html

  • @usagisun75
    @usagisun75 3 місяці тому +1

    0:51 NOT THE LUNCHLY PIZZA😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CAV3
    @CAV3 5 років тому +677

    "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead"
    Me: **brings bread to a crematorium**
    Health is a lifestyle

    • @GigaChadMan124
      @GigaChadMan124 5 років тому +10

      Brother. Its been a while

    • @GigaChadMan124
      @GigaChadMan124 5 років тому +6

      @@cutetesss no but there legs will

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 5 років тому

      what if the bread is whiter than an albino white person?

    • @keishaloves1762
      @keishaloves1762 5 років тому

      😭 I’m scared I didn’t do my French lesson in. 1 month

    • @smitbanchev5433
      @smitbanchev5433 5 років тому +1

      Almighty Duolingo Bird can i have Japans lesons

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 5 років тому +1824

    _Carrots are the best orange thing ever_
    Oranges: *now this is an avengers level threat*

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 5 років тому +15

      Oranges first.

    • @nathifakhan6042
      @nathifakhan6042 5 років тому +6

      Carrots always first

    • @Imgonnarobyou
      @Imgonnarobyou 5 років тому +11

      @@Perktube1 What about Tangerines???

    • @teeveeh3ad169
      @teeveeh3ad169 5 років тому +5

      but the colors of oranges are tangerine and tangerines are colored as orange

    • @MilkyTeax_25
      @MilkyTeax_25 5 років тому +1

      @@Imgonnarobyou oo yea i forgot about those

  • @thatoneperson1410
    @thatoneperson1410 5 років тому +409

    james: “Carrots are the best orange thing in the world”
    oranges: _am i a joke to you?_

  • @DorkyDoodl
    @DorkyDoodl Місяць тому +2

    “You've only got one body“
    *looks over shoulder as i devour a full doritos pack including the bag*

  • @chrouu
    @chrouu 4 роки тому +4198

    “The whiter the bread, the sooner you’re dead.”
    *puts white bread in toaster*

  • @amreety
    @amreety 2 роки тому +3114

    James' dad telling him to just drink more soda is the most dad thing to do lol

    • @islashea592
      @islashea592 2 роки тому +35

      It’s LeVeOsAa not LeVoOsA

    • @whitey.4044
      @whitey.4044 2 роки тому +16

      Honestly, If I were a mom. I'd do the exact same thing.

    • @itsmimivs2143
      @itsmimivs2143 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr lol

    • @dreamypupper4080
      @dreamypupper4080 2 роки тому +5

      @@islashea592 uh- that’s wrong. It’s the other way around

    • @kingarthur4745
      @kingarthur4745 2 роки тому

      Hi Hermione big fan of Harry Potter Small Question Which One of The Movies Is your favorite Mines Chamber of Secrets And my mom has a friend That looks like Fredrick

  • @goblinbabe
    @goblinbabe 5 років тому +218

    James: We don't even have dental
    Shrek: They don't even have dental

    • @tianataurus7898
      @tianataurus7898 5 років тому +1

      Lol I'm dead

    • @andyr4094
      @andyr4094 5 років тому +2

      ion get it

    • @odad7443
      @odad7443 5 років тому

      Still can't realize that Kobe is gone...😢, cried two hours straight 😢😢😢
      R.I.P Kobe
      You will allways be in my heart
      ua-cam.com/video/wi9EodsIK5s/v-deo.html

    • @hearts4melaniemartini
      @hearts4melaniemartini 5 років тому

      @@andyr4094 same :/

  • @GcubePlayer8
    @GcubePlayer8 2 місяці тому +18

    7:15 some cars can run off alcohol and that’s why you should drink and drive

  • @doubleeyeemoji
    @doubleeyeemoji 5 років тому +799

    “the whiter the bread, the sooner you’re dead”
    Me: Guess I’ll die

  • @indefinitehiatus2473
    @indefinitehiatus2473 5 років тому +253

    The “THEY ARE JUST MMMs WHAT DO YOU THINK WERE GONNA DO WITH THEM!?” Part makes me laugh every time i watch this

    • @weijianlim4431
      @weijianlim4431 5 років тому +1

      They pronounce M&M "mmm" instead of "M and M"...

  • @mr.zimbel
    @mr.zimbel 5 років тому +473

    James: "We don't even have dental"
    Me: laughs in Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung

    • @mr.zimbel
      @mr.zimbel 5 років тому +10

      @@EviIKid what?

    • @lazironlauski916
      @lazironlauski916 5 років тому +2

      Your so right, Germany sucks😂

    • @Acrylara
      @Acrylara 5 років тому +4

      haha yeeeees. I am chronically ill. I would have been fucked by the American system.

    • @solokom
      @solokom 5 років тому +2

      @@lazironlauski916 *you're

    • @ohsangwoo9676
      @ohsangwoo9676 5 років тому

      Mr. Zimbel exactly

  • @_wierly_animations
    @_wierly_animations 3 місяці тому +3

    0:56 idk why but the tone that James says this in is hilarious to me

  • @sumayam1434
    @sumayam1434 5 років тому +289

    James: carrots are the best orange thing ever
    Orange: Hold my peel

  • @4macc85
    @4macc85 5 років тому +145

    James: “You’ve only got one body.”
    Me: Well, not for long
    *Proceeds to eat unhealthy food*

  • @owen_cbank2
    @owen_cbank2 5 років тому +591

    James:Carrots are the best orange thing
    Oranges has left the chat

    • @ketchup5159
      @ketchup5159 5 років тому

      Owen the octopus 123 ???

    • @abi_Osborne
      @abi_Osborne 5 років тому +1

      Copied

    • @owen_cbank2
      @owen_cbank2 5 років тому +1

      1Darkobat how tell me tell me tell me

    • @Shariqwastaken
      @Shariqwastaken 5 років тому

      are the besttttt

    • @MouthMuffler
      @MouthMuffler 5 років тому +1

      I think you mean Donald J. Trump has left the chat

  • @bricksqaud1234
    @bricksqaud1234 4 місяці тому +2

    James: "You only have one body, so take care of it."
    Me: *Literally eating candy*
    My brothers: "HIDE THE CANDY BEFORE HE (James) FINDS IT"

  • @dangallagher4726
    @dangallagher4726 5 років тому +212

    "You've only got one body, so you should take care of it."
    Black Mirror Writers: "Challenge Accepted."

    • @EmperorKaykore
      @EmperorKaykore 5 років тому +1

      When he said this I expected him to say “You’ve only got one body so you should take care of it, by wearing your seatbelt”

    • @remmuseum
      @remmuseum 5 років тому

      Missed the chance to say “You’ve only got one body so you should take CARROT it”
      *insert meme drum*

  • @karaokekid9025
    @karaokekid9025 5 років тому +461

    James: “You’ve only got one body, so take care of it!”
    Me: **inhaling third GoGurt tube** PrEeCh

  • @jmadcookie1277
    @jmadcookie1277 5 років тому +1837

    "You only have one body"
    Me, a serial killer: "Yes.. yes one body"

  • @沈濂
    @沈濂 3 місяці тому +10

    6:23 what do you mean “insert Fortnite meme here “?

  • @XXBDTAMXZ
    @XXBDTAMXZ 5 років тому +360

    “Today’s video was sponsored by”
    Me: “RAID SHADOW LE…
    “CARROTS”

    • @PhamJam
      @PhamJam 5 років тому

      This ain't ProZD lol, btw we make animations too!

    • @CSDM15
      @CSDM15 5 років тому +3

      -RAID SHADOW LAGENDS.-
      *RAID CARROTS.*

    • @t1lbury
      @t1lbury 5 років тому

      I was the 200th like

    • @joostietoost4220
      @joostietoost4220 5 років тому

      XXB100D5T3AMXZ9 You’re seriously doubting James huh
      Jk you just want likes

    • @rewrittenchannel2783
      @rewrittenchannel2783 4 роки тому +1

      @@CSDM15 *_SHADOW CARROTS_*

  • @amaansaleem1001
    @amaansaleem1001 5 років тому +237

    James: carrots are the best orange thing in the World
    Annoying orange: -_-

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 5 років тому

      Everybody Dislike Tnyhis Music Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

    • @carlitoes1220
      @carlitoes1220 5 років тому +5

      @Asriel Dreemurr Cringe comment

    • @arthurioffin
      @arthurioffin 5 років тому +1

      lol good comment

    • @rdgfog7159
      @rdgfog7159 5 років тому +1

      Amaan Saleem ok boomer

    • @wonilla.̇
      @wonilla.̇ 5 років тому

      Spooky Filmz Ent. k boomer

  • @Ieu6054
    @Ieu6054 5 років тому +475

    Kid: *eats white bread**
    Theodd1sout: Their parents don't care about them.

    • @orangecheese6814
      @orangecheese6814 5 років тому +2

      I uploaded

    • @mrweirdo313
      @mrweirdo313 5 років тому

      Crispy_Jimmy :yyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!

  • @rachelmorrissey7140
    @rachelmorrissey7140 6 місяців тому

    6:03 “ADAM!!!” And, “MATT!!!” Are The Funniest Things I’ve Ever Heard.

  • @realimpmen
    @realimpmen 5 років тому +444

    Odd: "Carrots are the best orange thing in the world"
    Orange: "Why?"

    • @bigchungus3631
      @bigchungus3631 5 років тому +6

      Rio kobe

    • @thatonepotato5145
      @thatonepotato5145 5 років тому +11

      Donald Trump: why?

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 5 років тому

      @@thatonepotato5145 edde ua-cam.com/video/UZ6Aru-RiCo/v-deo.html

    • @grandadmiralthrawn2023
      @grandadmiralthrawn2023 5 років тому +1

      Oranges aren't actually orange in nature. Typically, oranges are actually green, but the color makes the oranges look unappetizing, so they spray it orange to make it look better

    • @wonderland.5
      @wonderland.5 5 років тому

      @UCMI-yW79U8ATSWcN9NSSJtA Choice The Taurus that song is so good

  • @geruda.dud3824
    @geruda.dud3824 5 років тому +288

    James: you’ve only got 1 body so eat healthy
    Conjoined Twins: *confused noises*

  • @capcap8686
    @capcap8686 5 років тому +493

    “You only have one body, take care of it”
    Me saying to myself: “He is right”
    While eating coca, chips and kisses was so hypocrite.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 років тому

      rofl its not hypocritical as long as you do it in moderation. now if you just down the entire bag of lke a family size welllllll you may have a problem.

    • @feeluvsyou
      @feeluvsyou 5 років тому +1

      The fuck is this comment even trying to say lmfaoo

    • @joserojas-pr8xp
      @joserojas-pr8xp 5 років тому

      @Clint Weeks fuck off bitch

    • @kathrynvanwaart
      @kathrynvanwaart 5 років тому +2

      Take carrot it...

    • @Lemon-wr7mr
      @Lemon-wr7mr 5 років тому

      Nah what about orochimaru

  • @maryjahzarraquitain6518
    @maryjahzarraquitain6518 4 місяці тому

    I can't stop laughing jame always says his favorite candy was mmmmmmmmms😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @groggyfellow
    @groggyfellow 4 роки тому +576

    "You only got one body."
    *peeks into my basement* sure...

  • @am3thysts
    @am3thysts 5 років тому +308

    “Do you eat any sugary cereals?”
    Me: *eating the new jolly rancher cereal with Oreo cereal in the cabinet*

    • @lyrechee
      @lyrechee 5 років тому +1

      There's Oreo cereal?!

    • @jesterthe3rd369
      @jesterthe3rd369 5 років тому +3

      @@my_irene there's also sour patch kid cereal,although it isn't that good

    • @julipazos1146
      @julipazos1146 5 років тому +1

      I eat cereal... ones

    • @am3thysts
      @am3thysts 5 років тому

      Leonora Matthews Yes. Oreo O’s. Also little debbies, sourpatch kids, Hersey’s Kisses, Drumstick Icecream cereal... dont ask me how I know...

    • @benpolak3342
      @benpolak3342 5 років тому

      Dude what the heck is jolly rancher cereal 😂

  • @sunny-lx1jn
    @sunny-lx1jn 5 років тому +607

    “You only have one body, so take CARROT it!”
    *James you’re not a dad yet stop*

    • @halfdraco7765
      @halfdraco7765 5 років тому +20

      Wondering if Jaiden has anything to do with "yet."

    • @villerelc
      @villerelc 5 років тому +15

      @@halfdraco7765 they arent dating- just please dONT

    • @theguybehindyou1157
      @theguybehindyou1157 5 років тому +12

      Vaughan YT alright buddy I’m gonna have to stop you there

    • @krisdeltarun
      @krisdeltarun 5 років тому +7

      HES OUR FATHER
      whAt ARe YOu TaLkInG abOut

    • @halfdraco7765
      @halfdraco7765 5 років тому +3

      @@villerelc Wow did not expect so much backlash, it was just a thought, sorry, yeesh.

  • @yannick290107
    @yannick290107 Місяць тому +2

    0:51 LUNCHLY FLASHBACKS

    • @TandyDoesMoreStuff
      @TandyDoesMoreStuff Місяць тому

      bro can only think of lunchly, hell nah, we cooked 💀💀💀💀

    • @yannick290107
      @yannick290107 Місяць тому

      ​@@TandyDoesMoreStuffI can't think of just that though.

  • @Cadomi
    @Cadomi 5 років тому +1603

    *”carrots are the best orange things”*
    Cheetos:
    *h e l o*

    • @ashtonsmith1085
      @ashtonsmith1085 5 років тому +9

      Cadomi tbh I don’t really like Cheetos

    • @mob7752
      @mob7752 5 років тому +1

      peachy tea and jujus kkinda is Kinda h

    • @galaxygirl6768
      @galaxygirl6768 5 років тому +23

      I don't like cheetos.
      I like spicy cheetos :)

    • @Wolf-jp3es
      @Wolf-jp3es 5 років тому +2

      Your end is near
      You cannot hide a smell your fear
      Your cornered know say your goodbyes
      One final strike know you will...
      Pokemon animation reference, sorry couldn’t stop myself from the “your time has come”

    • @m32356
      @m32356 5 років тому +5

      no doritos is better

  • @marvinkim7191
    @marvinkim7191 5 років тому +224

    james: carrots are the most popular orange thing
    Oranges
    : are we a joke to you?

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 5 років тому +1

      Kobe bryant helicopter crash video leaked from best gore
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @conner7061
      @conner7061 5 років тому

      actually, the funny thing is that oranges are yellow, actually.

    • @AshRwastaken
      @AshRwastaken 5 років тому

      Lol true

    • @rewrittenchannel2783
      @rewrittenchannel2783 4 роки тому

      I F*CK MY GUITAR!!!!!

    • @3vorp
      @3vorp 4 роки тому

      Conner Test your eyes for a few types of colorblindness.

  • @dragonmasterpotter2409
    @dragonmasterpotter2409 4 роки тому +180

    Skittles: taste the rainbow
    James: puke the rainbow

    • @leopettit9287
      @leopettit9287 4 роки тому +3

      James: taste the rainbow... twice

    • @Frypt
      @Frypt 4 роки тому +1

      @Hailey Pettit F****** BEST COMMENT EVER

    • @Venom-un7tg
      @Venom-un7tg 4 роки тому

      Lucky, he got to taste them twice

    • @donnitapeachers1962
      @donnitapeachers1962 4 роки тому

      TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER-

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 4 роки тому

      Why is your name
      Dragon master Potter

  • @SJplayz90
    @SJplayz90 4 місяці тому +9

    “The whiter the bread, the sooner your dead” got me on the floor laughing 😂

  • @GojiBoiEarth1964
    @GojiBoiEarth1964 5 років тому +195

    James: *doesn’t eat junk food*
    The internet: *peace was never an option*

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 5 років тому

      Everybody Dislike Tdwcchis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

    • @lordpeanut7297
      @lordpeanut7297 5 років тому

      Wat

  • @TheDismissor
    @TheDismissor 5 років тому +728

    James: "you've only got one body"
    Me: *laughs in Human Taxidermist*