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  • @skyforgers6863
    @skyforgers6863 4 роки тому +3170

    James: "You've only got one body"
    Me: *nervously looks at basement*

  • @Zlagad73
    @Zlagad73 4 роки тому +933

    "the point is- we only have one body, so we should take care of it"
    me: *devours an entire pringles can with the packaging*

    • @The_weird_world97
      @The_weird_world97 4 роки тому +20

      *_Howareyougoingtofityourhandinthatpringlecan?_*

    • @violetthebat8810
      @violetthebat8810 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😭😭😭✊✊✊💜💜💜⚡⚡⚡

    • @jimee4586
      @jimee4586 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t do that everyday on lunch break at all..... :’(

    • @brandymunz2835
      @brandymunz2835 4 роки тому +4

      *:ooooooo*

    • @louisnitsch5822
      @louisnitsch5822 4 роки тому +4

      @@jimee4586 Doesn't sound to healthy not gonna lie

  • @wyattsworld8133
    @wyattsworld8133 Місяць тому +22

    2:25 fun fact!: when Coca Cola first released it contained coca leaf extract which in-fact DID contain a small amount of cocaine

  • @hodayahsm2332
    @hodayahsm2332 4 роки тому +2924

    "you've only got one body"
    *Looks around*
    *Hides the other one under the carpet*

  • @rx3556
    @rx3556 4 роки тому +17291

    “carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world”
    Oranges: **cries in orange**

  • @sageseraph5035
    @sageseraph5035 4 роки тому +9488

    “Carrots, best orange thing in the world.”
    Oranges: **pathetic**

  • @Goofy...6
    @Goofy...6 6 місяців тому +49

    its crazy how this video came out four years ago. I remember watching it excitedly like it was yesterday.

    • @Pastelcloudz1
      @Pastelcloudz1 Місяць тому +2

      Same bro i was in a hotel room when it came out

  • @mollysavage8126
    @mollysavage8126 4 роки тому +2214

    James: *”you’ve only got one body, so take care of it”*
    Me: **eating pringles in bed at 3am**
    Also me: *”yeah totally, i agree”*

    • @william6518
      @william6518 4 роки тому +7

      that is me

    • @digiphobia9416
      @digiphobia9416 4 роки тому +6

      Didnt ask nigga

    • @Ash.3s
      @Ash.3s 4 роки тому +6

      Mood.

    • @salarsazee3865
      @salarsazee3865 4 роки тому +9

      I understood "Take carrot it" xD

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 4 роки тому +2

      Everybody Dislike Thcwis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

  • @FoxyGamer-im9jm
    @FoxyGamer-im9jm 4 роки тому +2147

    “ you have one body take care of it “
    James: eats one million sprinkles

  • @neeliyashomedecor6646
    @neeliyashomedecor6646 4 роки тому +7654

    “Carrots are the most orange thing”
    Oranges: umm umm hello

    • @aliehsan8738
      @aliehsan8738 4 роки тому +85

      *the best

    • @redd3797
      @redd3797 4 роки тому +116

      *sad orange noises

    • @Christina-hm3jl
      @Christina-hm3jl 4 роки тому +19

      Hahaha good one

    • @xcel8727
      @xcel8727 4 роки тому +50

      Tangerine : y'all hear sumthin'?

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 4 роки тому +14

      neeliyas homedecor Trump says hello

  • @GcubePlayer8
    @GcubePlayer8 23 дні тому +8

    7:15 some cars can run off alcohol and that’s why you should drink and drive

  • @AkinoHitaroshi
    @AkinoHitaroshi 4 роки тому +587

    James: Never had sweets as a kid
    Now: You literally bathe in sprinkles

  • @chrisp.9385
    @chrisp.9385 4 роки тому +6766

    James then: *eats healthy*
    James now: *dives in 10 million sprinkles*

    • @CuzDino
      @CuzDino 4 роки тому +31

      @@kkhaing7506 that's the whole point...

    • @cloudyxxdays0wastaken474
      @cloudyxxdays0wastaken474 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewjones3022
      @andrewjones3022 4 роки тому +6

      GREAT GREAT COMMENT

    • @ashlumos
      @ashlumos 4 роки тому +3

      He didn’t eat them, you said dive??????????????????

    • @JayEmEsYou
      @JayEmEsYou 4 роки тому +6

      No. The person who made the comment got the likes, I don't think that people saw the edited comment and thought they would like the comment because of your suggestion to edit.

  • @BaconLicker_
    @BaconLicker_ 4 роки тому +1638

    James:
    "Today's video is sponsored by...."
    Me: "oh god please don't say raid shadow legends"

    • @greenman1200
      @greenman1200 4 роки тому +43

      Oh god i tought your username was james charles

    • @piefire5713
      @piefire5713 4 роки тому +15

      @@greenman1200 u wish

    • @busy365
      @busy365 4 роки тому +5

      quacky pie amazing man

    • @mrnickolas7018
      @mrnickolas7018 4 роки тому +4

      Carrot

    • @michaelmann831
      @michaelmann831 4 роки тому +12

      This funeral is sponsored by raid shadow legends

  • @DoomyLogic
    @DoomyLogic Місяць тому +241

    NO ONE CARES WHAT YEAR YOUR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  • @francesoconnor3051
    @francesoconnor3051 4 роки тому +484

    "Carrots are the best orange thing ever"
    The orange Club Penguin stuffed animal sitting on my shelf that I used to worship: *say what now?*

    • @vivienne1349
      @vivienne1349 4 роки тому +14

      this is so specific i love it

    • @kittenkatt506
      @kittenkatt506 4 роки тому +10

      "that I used to worship"

    • @seamushopkins3752
      @seamushopkins3752 4 роки тому +7

      @@YoungAlienBoy why do you keep replying this to people ?

    • @user-fi3or2ee7k
      @user-fi3or2ee7k 4 роки тому +1

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Well played...you advertised your own video with the Internet’s hate.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 4 роки тому

      @@YoungAlienBoy ur a cock

  • @chrouu
    @chrouu 4 роки тому +4198

    “The whiter the bread, the sooner you’re dead.”
    *puts white bread in toaster*

  • @TheRawyan
    @TheRawyan 4 роки тому +6511

    James: “Carrots are the best orange thing ever”.
    *Oranges have left the chat*

    • @sundaeslxxpzzz9182
      @sundaeslxxpzzz9182 4 роки тому +64

      Nuu my orange senpai lol Iove oranges

    • @Galanonim022
      @Galanonim022 4 роки тому +35

      Nah carrots are better

    • @Dumb.ahh.internet
      @Dumb.ahh.internet 4 роки тому +25

      Ryan theblaziken101 I like oranges more .3.

    • @jenthelass
      @jenthelass 4 роки тому +30

      they are actually
      *TANGERINE*

    • @izzytheshapeshifter
      @izzytheshapeshifter 4 роки тому +6

      oranges are too dull in color to properly be the color orange tbh. they match yellow orange colored pencils way more than actual oranges ones. oranges aren't orange.

  • @masonpierce5597
    @masonpierce5597 4 роки тому +979

    “When James recommends parents making their kids eat healthy.”
    “Every kid: no, no, no, stooop!!!

    • @JUSSRonard
      @JUSSRonard 4 роки тому +11

      Do parents even watch this channel?

    • @creativeladykay237
      @creativeladykay237 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr I just cringe when my parents are watching a health channel I just slowly back out of the room

    • @hollyburcham9052
      @hollyburcham9052 4 роки тому +1

      I like Krispy Kreme donuts ☺

    • @JesusGomez-ob2qt
      @JesusGomez-ob2qt 4 роки тому +1

      @@hollyburcham9052 omg this is so cool I was looking at the comment section and then your comment popped up in front of my eyes

    • @hollyburcham9052
      @hollyburcham9052 4 роки тому

      @@JesusGomez-ob2qt I like honey buns too

  • @rudraay_
    @rudraay_ 4 роки тому +6248

    *Carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world*
    Oranges : allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @thuantran5394
      @thuantran5394 4 роки тому +76

      aye mate what about crayons

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +89

      How about Donald Trump.

    • @thereaperyt7362
      @thereaperyt7362 4 роки тому +72

      Introducing our new president carrot dump

    • @scrapkon8602
      @scrapkon8602 4 роки тому +13

      🍊.

    • @donotimagine1522
      @donotimagine1522 4 роки тому +15

      He said “carrots are the best orange thing in the world”

  • @tvirusnoodle8608
    @tvirusnoodle8608 4 роки тому +431

    James: “Life is fun!”
    Also James: “My life sucked”

  • @EmpressofIrelandship
    @EmpressofIrelandship 6 місяців тому +120

    Raid Shadow Legends: want to sponsor us?
    James: Nah! I have a sponsor
    RSL: What! Who is sponsoring you!
    James: CARROTS 🥕

  • @amreety
    @amreety 2 роки тому +3116

    James' dad telling him to just drink more soda is the most dad thing to do lol

    • @islashea592
      @islashea592 2 роки тому +35

      It’s LeVeOsAa not LeVoOsA

    • @whitey.4044
      @whitey.4044 2 роки тому +16

      Honestly, If I were a mom. I'd do the exact same thing.

    • @itsmimivs2143
      @itsmimivs2143 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr lol

    • @dreamypupper4080
      @dreamypupper4080 2 роки тому +5

      @@islashea592 uh- that’s wrong. It’s the other way around

    • @kingarthur4745
      @kingarthur4745 2 роки тому

      Hi Hermione big fan of Harry Potter Small Question Which One of The Movies Is your favorite Mines Chamber of Secrets And my mom has a friend That looks like Fredrick

  • @fishqustudios8334
    @fishqustudios8334 4 роки тому +619

    James: “Everyone drink gasoline”
    Shannon (girl who drinks gasoline MSA): **Chugs gasoline**
    James:......

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 4 роки тому +1

      Everybody Dislike Thgrbis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

    • @qInferno
      @qInferno 4 роки тому +1

      @@YoungAlienBoy r/ihadastroke

    • @kingbatis7302
      @kingbatis7302 4 роки тому +2

      Fishqu Animations lol

    • @chirunu
      @chirunu 4 роки тому +1

      Holy shit this has over 300 likes in like 30 minutes

    • @chirunu
      @chirunu 4 роки тому +1

      JESUS CHRIST THIS GETS LIKES EVERY SECOND I'M GONNA HAVE A FUCKING SEIZURE

  • @askurav7476
    @askurav7476 4 роки тому +504

    James: “I guess everyone drink gasoline”
    Trevor Philips: Drinks 10 gallons of gasoline

    • @robustkintaki9375
      @robustkintaki9375 4 роки тому

      Askurav lmao

    • @AzimuthSolutions
      @AzimuthSolutions 4 роки тому +1

      "Gasolina? No."

    • @FadedClipss
      @FadedClipss 4 роки тому

      Askurav Celebrities React To KOBE BRYANT Passing ua-cam.com/video/_Vwg7_S_cNc/v-deo.html

    • @FadedClipss
      @FadedClipss 4 роки тому

      petar َ Celebrities/NBA Players React To KOBE BRYANT Passing ua-cam.com/video/_Vwg7_S_cNc/v-deo.html

    • @ume6970
      @ume6970 4 роки тому

      *i litterally scrolled at this comment when he said this*

  • @aidarnurgaliyev6546
    @aidarnurgaliyev6546 24 дні тому +4

    "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead" oh wow.. that's pretty straightforward

  • @SebastianAPadilla
    @SebastianAPadilla 4 роки тому +271

    “Carrots are the best orange thing ever”
    Everyone else: mmm yes I shall make meme out of this

    • @jojodivas9211
      @jojodivas9211 4 роки тому +1

      Orange(Fruit): Am I a joke to you?

    • @cringycat3100
      @cringycat3100 4 роки тому +2

      Yes. You are Joke. I am mouse. Your new name is Joke

    • @jojodivas9211
      @jojodivas9211 4 роки тому +1

      XXXPikaPlayzXXX who’s Joe again?

    • @cringycat3100
      @cringycat3100 4 роки тому +1

      You. Joe Joe.

    • @jojodivas9211
      @jojodivas9211 4 роки тому +1

      XXXPikaPlayzXXX Well Played Pika. WP.

  • @realimpmen
    @realimpmen 4 роки тому +441

    Odd: "Carrots are the best orange thing in the world"
    Orange: "Why?"

    • @bigchungus3631
      @bigchungus3631 4 роки тому +6

      Rio kobe

    • @thatonepotato5145
      @thatonepotato5145 4 роки тому +11

      Donald Trump: why?

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 роки тому

      @@thatonepotato5145 edde ua-cam.com/video/UZ6Aru-RiCo/v-deo.html

    • @grandadmiralthrawn2023
      @grandadmiralthrawn2023 4 роки тому +1

      Oranges aren't actually orange in nature. Typically, oranges are actually green, but the color makes the oranges look unappetizing, so they spray it orange to make it look better

    • @wonderland.5
      @wonderland.5 4 роки тому

      @UCMI-yW79U8ATSWcN9NSSJtA Choice The Taurus that song is so good

  • @shanenguyen9124
    @shanenguyen9124 4 роки тому +1702

    James: "The whiter the bread is, the sooner you will die"
    Me: Slowly eating white flat bread for breakfast

    • @JovaJovenile-m4j
      @JovaJovenile-m4j 4 роки тому +9

      Good. You're a pathetic waste of a human being anyway so eat more deadly things.

    • @hecate1447
      @hecate1447 4 роки тому +30

      @@JovaJovenile-m4j sure I ate knife sandwich for breakfast and nuke atom for dinner

    • @p1ss.official
      @p1ss.official 4 роки тому +4

      @@JovaJovenile-m4j U UW HI YEUEHEUEIORP

    • @del2073
      @del2073 4 роки тому +15

      @@JovaJovenile-m4j Man you need to lighten up. I reccomend cyanide in your food i always use it its taste great

    • @pilviluimula4551
      @pilviluimula4551 4 роки тому +3

      I actually think sylvester was joking, and he/she was acting like sylvester for a joke to understand more watch talking kitty cat videos

  • @milliedasilly
    @milliedasilly 5 місяців тому +12

    i love how james was like "i HaD tO uSe A wHoLe WhEaT hOtDoG bUn" and im over here like, "wait, u got hotdogs as a kid?" my dad even gave me whole wheat waffles and pancakes 😭

  • @doubleeyeemoji
    @doubleeyeemoji 4 роки тому +799

    “the whiter the bread, the sooner you’re dead”
    Me: Guess I’ll die

  • @yuichikita6018
    @yuichikita6018 4 роки тому +357

    James: "Carrots is the best orange thing ever."
    Me: But what about oranges?

  • @pro_noob7491
    @pro_noob7491 4 роки тому +2966

    “carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world”
    Oranges: “NANI)

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah I'd put oranges and tangerines and clementines first as well.

    • @nathifakhan6042
      @nathifakhan6042 4 роки тому +5

      No carrots are the best

    • @thesixthestate4274
      @thesixthestate4274 4 роки тому +32

      No that would be Trump

    • @humanoid7495
      @humanoid7495 4 роки тому +3

      @Karina! I love sех! TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ What the heck is your user named that for?

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 4 роки тому +3

      @@alwan8872 In Thailand, people call oranges oranges

  • @Music_Axolotl
    @Music_Axolotl 5 днів тому +1

    "You only have one body so you should take care of it" Me. "You only have one life so you should live it"

  • @sorp153
    @sorp153 4 роки тому +896

    “Carrots are the best orange thing.”
    Pufferfish: yes

    • @number1number253
      @number1number253 4 роки тому +6

      Poop

    • @FloareaMotrogeanu
      @FloareaMotrogeanu 4 роки тому +5

      @@number1number253 thats rude

    • @hectic8486
      @hectic8486 4 роки тому +1

      I know that meme

    • @hectic8486
      @hectic8486 4 роки тому

      @@FloareaMotrogeanu Its not rude its a noun

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 4 роки тому +1

      Everybody Dislike Thrtis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

  • @amaansaleem1001
    @amaansaleem1001 4 роки тому +236

    James: carrots are the best orange thing in the World
    Annoying orange: -_-

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 4 роки тому

      Everybody Dislike Tnyhis Music Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ua-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/v-deo.html

    • @carlitoes1220
      @carlitoes1220 4 роки тому +5

      @Asriel Dreemurr Cringe comment

    • @arthurioffin
      @arthurioffin 4 роки тому +1

      lol good comment

    • @rdgfog7159
      @rdgfog7159 4 роки тому +1

      Amaan Saleem ok boomer

    • @wonilla.̇
      @wonilla.̇ 4 роки тому

      Spooky Filmz Ent. k boomer

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 4 роки тому +3812

    "Carrots is the best orange thing ever"
    Orange: **Cries in front of Carrots**

  • @vikingelitepics2round2
    @vikingelitepics2round2 5 місяців тому +24

    4:05 "A year after that video was posted, MM actually released a bar-version of their candy. SO NOW I CAN ABOSOLUTELY SAY THAT MM IS MY FAVORITE CANDY BAR AND NOT GET ANY WEIRD LOOKS!"

  • @Eggwith75000subs
    @Eggwith75000subs 4 роки тому +2047

    James mom: The whiter the bread, the sooner you’re dead
    Me: Toasts white bread. Ha

    • @nozclayman5777
      @nozclayman5777 4 роки тому +2

      Egg with 75,000 subscribers ua-cam.com/video/Hwn-TG1uPrI/v-deo.html

    • @nou167
      @nou167 4 роки тому +13

      Noz Clayman STFU

    • @Brrrr2
      @Brrrr2 4 роки тому +6

      I don't want to click a random link

    • @redd3797
      @redd3797 4 роки тому +3

      So ya won't daih sooner, yoy will daih soonerer
      Wait what?...

    • @secretsinger5264
      @secretsinger5264 4 роки тому

      Okay

  • @analluryng
    @analluryng 4 роки тому +466

    “And we just lick the melted candy off the sidewalk”
    Me: *People throw their candy on the ground :0*

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 4 роки тому

      AnimatorDragon BOIII lol that was my reaction too

    • @asianwhiteguy1492
      @asianwhiteguy1492 4 роки тому

      what

    • @lychee9437
      @lychee9437 4 роки тому

      Holy crap I saw your comment and it had 53 likes then I went to reply then you had 204 like wat

    • @jailun6758
      @jailun6758 4 роки тому

      what

    • @fugo5464
      @fugo5464 4 роки тому

      Lmao i was confused too

  • @hashimadeel4112
    @hashimadeel4112 4 роки тому +621

    Carrots are the best orange thing ever!
    Orange: *BRUH*

    • @M1_1SHR00M
      @M1_1SHR00M 4 роки тому +1

      Qplazma 101 you copied somebody

    • @Ali_Radmard
      @Ali_Radmard 4 роки тому +1

      It the best

    • @thyme1483
      @thyme1483 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh my dog loves carrots

    • @fruitysea_
      @fruitysea_ 4 роки тому +1

      i dont eat oranges

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 роки тому +1

      Everyone has been making this same joke for the last 15 hours... 😑

  • @SunnyLynn28
    @SunnyLynn28 3 місяці тому +6

    My mom said when she was a kid, her favorite cereal was raisin bran because her parents didn’t buy her any sugary cereal. 💀

  • @jup5431
    @jup5431 4 роки тому +397

    "You only have one Body and you should Take carro-it"
    The fact that this pun isn't in the Video Made me cry

    • @1700zan
      @1700zan 4 роки тому +1

      Till Steffens ❗️❗️❗️HEY IM A MUSIC ARTIST CAN YALL GUYS subscribe to my channel please I need help reaching 1k subscribers please 🤒🤩 #1700zan

    • @Shiro-Ookami
      @Shiro-Ookami 4 роки тому +5

      I feel like you knew it was there and you just wanted to repeat what James said for likes

    • @jakeinalakevods
      @jakeinalakevods 4 роки тому +2

      Man i HATE fact core

    • @nancyasi5359
      @nancyasi5359 4 роки тому +2

      It is

    • @Chingalinguscomedyspecials
      @Chingalinguscomedyspecials 4 роки тому +1

      Till Steffens even at 1:05, “thankful that my mom had taken car-ed (carrot) of us”
      And he shows a carrot straight away so yes it’s a pun don’t @ me

  • @oliversmith8098
    @oliversmith8098 4 роки тому +268

    James: "You only have one body, so you should take care of it"
    Me: is literally eating a bag of chips as he says that

  • @kfoley275
    @kfoley275 4 роки тому +407

    James: "Carrots have been nominated as the best orange thing ever"
    Dragonite: "Are you sure about that"

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 4 роки тому +6

      Isn't Dragonite yellow?
      P.s: After googling Dragonite, I now see the error of my ways and have repented. I hope and pray that Dragonite and Lord Arceus will forgive me.

    • @gumballisthiccfan9710
      @gumballisthiccfan9710 4 роки тому

      Mordekai Horowitz no

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 4 роки тому

      Hi

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 4 роки тому +2

      Say you hate me.

    • @kyocera1618
      @kyocera1618 4 роки тому +6

      Charazard: are you sure about that
      Riachu: are you sure about that
      The color orange: are you sure about that

  • @xBendyLover7461
    @xBendyLover7461 6 місяців тому +9

    1:38 I CAN'T BREATHEEEEE!! THE LOOK ON HIS FACEEEE

  • @kurama7476
    @kurama7476 4 роки тому +1712

    "Carrots are the most orange thing"
    Orange: *Allow Us To Introduce Ourselves*

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 4 роки тому +11

      Oranges are not that orange tho
      (BTW, did you know that to make orange soda more orange in color carrot juice is added to it?)

    • @CherryBlossom45
      @CherryBlossom45 4 роки тому +10

      He said carrots are the BEST orange thing not the most orange thing

    • @warioman5800
      @warioman5800 4 роки тому +4

      @@YoungAlienBoy please for the love of freaking lord, leave me alone with these links. I know its a bad music vid, but you don't have to spam everyone's replies sections with these, it's getting repetitive and annoying

    • @warioman5800
      @warioman5800 4 роки тому +4

      @@TROYANACHE and advertising your own vid? Wow, getting a bit desperate here, aren't we?

    • @wolfynews3693
      @wolfynews3693 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ewBYXTjGA5U/v-deo.html

  • @connoresmondo
    @connoresmondo 4 роки тому +207

    James: "we just licked the melted candy off the sidewalk."
    Me: *"WHO THROWS CANDY ON THE GROUND?!?!"*

  • @SnakeGreen
    @SnakeGreen 4 роки тому +4903

    Friend: “So what chocolate do you want?”
    James: “Mhmm”
    Friend: *mmmmmm*

    • @stopdrop892
      @stopdrop892 4 роки тому +28

      Rip Kobe

    • @hanad7835
      @hanad7835 4 роки тому +7

      Candace Denton R.I.P.

    • @SnakeGreen
      @SnakeGreen 4 роки тому +6

      A yo why do I have so many likes lol

    • @SnakeGreen
      @SnakeGreen 4 роки тому +2

      Spider Chavo 😂😂

    • @macieava1545
      @macieava1545 4 роки тому

      ill get you some mmmmmm love that

  • @lillymangano4226
    @lillymangano4226 2 місяці тому +1

    Honestly I like the reg chereos then the honey ones
    (ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ ժׁׅ⁠݊ᨵׁׅׅ⁠݊ꪀ'tׁׅ ƙׁׅ⁠݊ꪀᨵׁׅׅ⁠ᨰׁׅ hׁׅ֮⁠ᨵׁׅׅ⁠ᨰׁׅ tׁׅ⁠ᨵׁׅׅ ׅ꯱℘ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻ݊ᥣׁׅ֪⁠ᥣׁׅ֪ ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅtׁׅ ᨮׁׅ֮⁠ɑׁׅ⁠ɑׁׅ⁠ɑׁׅ⁠ɑׁׅ⁠ᨮׁׅ֮)

  • @Magic-np1ws
    @Magic-np1ws 4 роки тому +1043

    "We weren't allowed to have candy as children"
    Me, eating chocolate: That sucks man

  • @alison7787
    @alison7787 4 роки тому +485

    James: "You've only got one body"
    Me: -eating strawberry ice cream-

  • @ThickestSkull03
    @ThickestSkull03 4 роки тому +580

    James: “You’ve only got one body, so you should take care of it”.
    Me: *Thinking about if I want ramen, or wings*

  • @DorkyDoodl
    @DorkyDoodl 9 днів тому +1

    “You've only got one body“
    *looks over shoulder as i devour a full doritos pack including the bag*

  • @raffs9934
    @raffs9934 4 роки тому +421

    James: carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world
    Oranges: I’m literally named after the colour orange because I am orange

    • @gabeonigkeit4094
      @gabeonigkeit4094 4 роки тому +19

      Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It was originally called yellow-red.

    • @bulbasaurcup9151
      @bulbasaurcup9151 4 роки тому +6

      The Raffills not funny didn’t laugh

    • @sonysangalang
      @sonysangalang 4 роки тому +3

      @@gabeonigkeit4094 That's True

    • @bythebooksgaming2721
      @bythebooksgaming2721 4 роки тому +1

      An Ibis Touché

    • @ghostsoup7244
      @ghostsoup7244 4 роки тому +1

      An Ibis
      Yeah, except it was in French or something along those lines.

  • @enchantedgoldenapple221
    @enchantedgoldenapple221 4 роки тому +237

    James: “You only have one body, so take care of it!”
    Me: *Eating a big mac*

  • @alexisjarquin5166
    @alexisjarquin5166 4 роки тому +389

    James: "drink gasoline "
    James body: "got to go fast"

  • @Schiggywoof
    @Schiggywoof Місяць тому +2

    4:18 I laughed so hard because of the “mm” that I almost chocked on my own saliva

  • @greenvials
    @greenvials 4 роки тому +300

    James: *ADAMMMMM* *breaths* *MADZZZZZZZZ*
    Me: *I'll just bring him a carrot at the next convention*

  • @michaelhammad3664
    @michaelhammad3664 3 роки тому +870

    He's gonna have good stories to tell his grandchildren as he's telling us

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 4 роки тому +1827

    _Carrots are the best orange thing ever_
    Oranges: *now this is an avengers level threat*

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 4 роки тому +15

      Oranges first.

    • @nathifakhan6042
      @nathifakhan6042 4 роки тому +6

      Carrots always first

    • @Imgonnarobyou
      @Imgonnarobyou 4 роки тому +11

      @@Perktube1 What about Tangerines???

    • @teeveeh3ad169
      @teeveeh3ad169 4 роки тому +5

      but the colors of oranges are tangerine and tangerines are colored as orange

    • @MilkyTeax_25
      @MilkyTeax_25 4 роки тому +1

      @@Imgonnarobyou oo yea i forgot about those

  • @bricksqaud1234
    @bricksqaud1234 2 місяці тому +2

    James: "You only have one body, so take care of it."
    Me: *Literally eating candy*
    My brothers: "HIDE THE CANDY BEFORE HE (James) FINDS IT"

  • @jmadcookie1277
    @jmadcookie1277 4 роки тому +1836

    "You only have one body"
    Me, a serial killer: "Yes.. yes one body"

  • @semi4471
    @semi4471 4 роки тому +411

    "Carrots are the best orange things in the world"
    Oranges: Am I a joke to you???

  • @jadynstevens6707
    @jadynstevens6707 4 роки тому +455

    James: “did you guys eat sugary cereal as a kid”
    Me: eating sugary cereal

    • @linagee
      @linagee 4 роки тому +4

      Eating a sugary cereal right now also. (13.7% sugar by weight.)

    • @واوياواوياابوواو
      @واوياواوياابوواو 4 роки тому

      Lol we used to eat bread with milk at the morning when i see people eat hamburgers

    • @eduardoabreu8958
      @eduardoabreu8958 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @nicolasinapart4019
      @nicolasinapart4019 4 роки тому

      YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! SSSUUUUGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @田-r6k
      @田-r6k 4 роки тому +1

      Eating cereal at 10:30

  • @KateWhittingham
    @KateWhittingham Місяць тому

    4:27 I loved the Let Me Explain Studios poster in the background

  • @temby3335
    @temby3335 4 роки тому +602

    James: "You only have one body, So take care of it."
    Also James: "Me and my older brother ate the ENTIRE bag a skittles"

  • @groggyfellow
    @groggyfellow 4 роки тому +577

    "You only got one body."
    *peeks into my basement* sure...

  • @UplaneBuff
    @UplaneBuff 4 роки тому +490

    James: starts the video with “This video is sponsored by”
    Me: Don’t.. you.. dare say Rai-
    James: Carrots

    • @pissdrinka1291
      @pissdrinka1291 4 роки тому +28

      @You've yeed your last haw ok that's it, you've yeed your last haw

    • @crayonkid3832
      @crayonkid3832 4 роки тому +2

      You’ve probably heard of the hot new game raid shadow legends so we will go over the top three best characters

    • @kellyypineda
      @kellyypineda 4 роки тому

      carrots lmaoo
      SMALL UA-camR!

    • @jigglypop
      @jigglypop 4 роки тому

      Raid shadow legends is broke that's why they tell youtubers to sponsor them. If youtubers don't sponsor them their game would *DIE*

    • @egorsdeimos3523
      @egorsdeimos3523 4 роки тому

      Notice the carrot pufferfish?

  • @urfavfrenderbender
    @urfavfrenderbender 2 місяці тому +4

    “ADAAAAM!!!!!!!” “MAAAADZ!!!!!!” Truly inspiring words

  • @ultimophantom8395
    @ultimophantom8395 4 роки тому +555

    "carrots are the most popular orange thing in the world"
    Orange fruit: am I a joke to you..?

    • @1700zan
      @1700zan 4 роки тому

      Tejas K R. ❗️❗️❗️HEY IM A MUSIC ARTIST CAN YALL GUYS subscribe to my channel please I need help reaching 1k subscribers please 🤒🤩 #1700zan

    • @dontwatchmeimbeggingyouple9039
      @dontwatchmeimbeggingyouple9039 4 роки тому +2

      @@1700zan wtf why here

    • @M1_1SHR00M
      @M1_1SHR00M 4 роки тому

      You copied somebody. >:(

    • @gabraf
      @gabraf 4 роки тому

      Flag zan

    • @yayadapapaya9740
      @yayadapapaya9740 4 роки тому +1

      Copied comment

  • @ObservingPaul678
    @ObservingPaul678 3 роки тому +6285

    Gotta appreciate James for instead of being sponsersd by raid shadow legends or honey, he is being sponsored by Carrots

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 роки тому +123

    “Dentists are optional”
    I wish they weren’t. For most of my childhood the only dentist near us (I lived in a really rural area growing up) randomly refused to actually let us make appointments, so no dentists. Great right? Not really. I now have a really bad fear of the dentists, and am too scared to go now, because I never went as a kid and I don’t know what they’re gonna do

    • @islasullivan3463
      @islasullivan3463 4 роки тому +13

      They mostly just put tools in your mouth and examine your teeth, it’s a bit uncomfortable but if you ask they’ll explain exactly what they are doing before they do it.

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 4 роки тому +2

      I think a fear of dentists is actually fairly well founded. It’s entirely reasonable to not want a bunch of metal tools shoved into you mouth and scrape you teeth for hours.

    • @rachellake713
      @rachellake713 20 годин тому +1

      @@Aplesedjr 20 mins at most

  • @spiderdweep5391
    @spiderdweep5391 Місяць тому +7

    this is the first video i watched

  • @jonathansuparta3857
    @jonathansuparta3857 4 роки тому +409

    Everyone: *talking about corona virus
    James: *JUNK FOOD*

  • @XXBDTAMXZ
    @XXBDTAMXZ 4 роки тому +360

    “Today’s video was sponsored by”
    Me: “RAID SHADOW LE…
    “CARROTS”

    • @PhamJam
      @PhamJam 4 роки тому

      This ain't ProZD lol, btw we make animations too!

    • @CSDM15
      @CSDM15 4 роки тому +3

      -RAID SHADOW LAGENDS.-
      *RAID CARROTS.*

    • @t1lbury
      @t1lbury 4 роки тому

      I was the 200th like

    • @joostietoost4220
      @joostietoost4220 4 роки тому

      XXB100D5T3AMXZ9 You’re seriously doubting James huh
      Jk you just want likes

    • @rewrittenchannel2783
      @rewrittenchannel2783 4 роки тому +1

      @@CSDM15 *_SHADOW CARROTS_*

  • @RIAHBIRDY
    @RIAHBIRDY 4 роки тому +1669

    “ You‘ve only got one body, so you should take care of it.”
    Actually, I have 7 bodies in my basement.

  • @Bonnie_fan2023
    @Bonnie_fan2023 4 місяці тому +3

    6:02 ADAM and MADZ

  • @rena5898
    @rena5898 4 роки тому +339

    "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead "
    - *James' parents

  • @indefinitehiatus2473
    @indefinitehiatus2473 4 роки тому +248

    The “THEY ARE JUST MMMs WHAT DO YOU THINK WERE GONNA DO WITH THEM!?” Part makes me laugh every time i watch this

    • @weijianlim4431
      @weijianlim4431 4 роки тому +1

      They pronounce M&M "mmm" instead of "M and M"...

  • @flynn6904
    @flynn6904 4 роки тому +722

    “Some people put sausages in bread. You’re poor, I get it.”
    *_Australia wants to know your location_*

  • @isaac5921
    @isaac5921 2 місяці тому +1

    it might as well been cocaine because i liked all the white powdery stuff
    Love James

  • @marlo5318
    @marlo5318 4 роки тому +317

    James: "Now that I'm older and wiser"
    Also James: Bathes in 10 million sprinkles

  • @xxemilianol4962
    @xxemilianol4962 4 роки тому +649

    -James: “ carrots are the best Orange thing in the world “
    -Orange m&m: am i a joke to you

  • @gamingbuzz4550
    @gamingbuzz4550 4 роки тому +574

    You know, I like other things to.
    Like Oreos.
    And Twix.
    *AND MONEY* -James 2020
    Edit : Lmao thanks for the likes???

    • @pusheendoesdiscord4119
      @pusheendoesdiscord4119 4 роки тому +4

      If I met him I'd give him my money all my money. He's my favorite UA-camr. James if you're reading this I love you and ur vids :3

    • @3333soto
      @3333soto 4 роки тому +2

      Yep I here that and I'm like:*pounds table* oh mah gawd dat so funny

    • @theeartsee6622
      @theeartsee6622 4 роки тому +3

      TODOROKI!!! I love my hero Acedamea also good profile!

    • @lovemari7
      @lovemari7 4 роки тому +4

      Noice profile pic 🔥❄️

    • @Alyeeei
      @Alyeeei 4 роки тому +3

      You know, I like other things too.
      Like Todoroki
      And yaomomo
      And TODOMOMO🥰

  • @Videogamearcadeplayer
    @Videogamearcadeplayer Місяць тому +2

    This video is one of my favorite Odd1sout videos

  • @TheDismissor
    @TheDismissor 4 роки тому +728

    James: "you've only got one body"
    Me: *laughs in Human Taxidermist*

  • @goblinbabe
    @goblinbabe 4 роки тому +216

    James: We don't even have dental
    Shrek: They don't even have dental

    • @tianataurus7898
      @tianataurus7898 4 роки тому +1

      Lol I'm dead

    • @andyr4094
      @andyr4094 4 роки тому +2

      ion get it

    • @odad7443
      @odad7443 4 роки тому

      Still can't realize that Kobe is gone...😢, cried two hours straight 😢😢😢
      R.I.P Kobe
      You will allways be in my heart
      ua-cam.com/video/wi9EodsIK5s/v-deo.html

    • @hearts4melaniemartini
      @hearts4melaniemartini 4 роки тому

      @@andyr4094 same :/

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 4 роки тому +1052

    James: “Carrots are the best orange things in the world.”
    Oranges: *say sike right now*

    • @mobpriv
      @mobpriv 4 роки тому +9

      Oranges are actually tangerine in colour

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 4 роки тому +8

      @@YoungAlienBoy W-what's the point of the pride flag?

    • @darkestlune9580
      @darkestlune9580 4 роки тому +3

      An orange that tastes like a carrot?

    • @TheMart-mx2pj
      @TheMart-mx2pj 4 роки тому +5

      Hey hey! There both the best he just named one of them
      "Best excuse!"

    • @katrinastrong3595
      @katrinastrong3595 4 роки тому +2

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Shut up

  • @plasmagamer999
    @plasmagamer999 6 місяців тому +1

    Bro why was licking the candy on the ground but he lookin HELLA CAKED UP

  • @mr.zimbel3164
    @mr.zimbel3164 4 роки тому +471

    James: "We don't even have dental"
    Me: laughs in Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung

    • @mr.zimbel3164
      @mr.zimbel3164 4 роки тому +10

      @@EviIKid what?

    • @lazironlauski916
      @lazironlauski916 4 роки тому +2

      Your so right, Germany sucks😂

    • @Acrylara
      @Acrylara 4 роки тому +4

      haha yeeeees. I am chronically ill. I would have been fucked by the American system.

    • @solokom
      @solokom 4 роки тому +2

      @@lazironlauski916 *you're

    • @ohsangwoo9676
      @ohsangwoo9676 4 роки тому

      Mr. Zimbel exactly

  • @sumayam1434
    @sumayam1434 4 роки тому +289

    James: carrots are the best orange thing ever
    Orange: Hold my peel

  • @dragonmasterpotter2409
    @dragonmasterpotter2409 4 роки тому +175

    Skittles: taste the rainbow
    James: puke the rainbow

    • @leopettit9287
      @leopettit9287 4 роки тому +3

      James: taste the rainbow... twice

    • @Frypt
      @Frypt 4 роки тому +1

      @Hailey Pettit F****** BEST COMMENT EVER

    • @Venom-un7tg
      @Venom-un7tg 4 роки тому

      Lucky, he got to taste them twice

    • @donnitapeachers1962
      @donnitapeachers1962 4 роки тому

      TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER-

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 4 роки тому

      Why is your name
      Dragon master Potter

  • @DanielleHare
    @DanielleHare 3 місяці тому +1

    4:48 1 second there is Oreo ice cream how has the odds ones out not not heard of Oreo ice cream

  • @Cadomi
    @Cadomi 4 роки тому +1603

    *”carrots are the best orange things”*
    Cheetos:
    *h e l o*

    • @ashtonsmith1085
      @ashtonsmith1085 4 роки тому +9

      Cadomi tbh I don’t really like Cheetos

    • @mob7752
      @mob7752 4 роки тому +1

      peachy tea and jujus kkinda is Kinda h

    • @galaxygirl6768
      @galaxygirl6768 4 роки тому +23

      I don't like cheetos.
      I like spicy cheetos :)

    • @Wolf-jp3es
      @Wolf-jp3es 4 роки тому +2

      Your end is near
      You cannot hide a smell your fear
      Your cornered know say your goodbyes
      One final strike know you will...
      Pokemon animation reference, sorry couldn’t stop myself from the “your time has come”

    • @m32356
      @m32356 4 роки тому +5

      no doritos is better

  • @CAV3
    @CAV3 4 роки тому +676

    "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead"
    Me: **brings bread to a crematorium**
    Health is a lifestyle

    • @GigaChadMan124
      @GigaChadMan124 4 роки тому +10

      Brother. Its been a while

    • @GigaChadMan124
      @GigaChadMan124 4 роки тому +6

      @@cutetesss no but there legs will

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 роки тому

      what if the bread is whiter than an albino white person?

    • @keishaloves1762
      @keishaloves1762 4 роки тому

      😭 I’m scared I didn’t do my French lesson in. 1 month

    • @smitbanchev5433
      @smitbanchev5433 4 роки тому +1

      Almighty Duolingo Bird can i have Japans lesons

  • @bright7545
    @bright7545 4 роки тому +262

    In the school cafeteria, there’s a banner that says “If you don’t take care of your body, where will you live?”
    Obv answer is my mom’s house duh

    • @owhueee2737
      @owhueee2737 4 роки тому

      R.I.P😢
      ua-cam.com/video/wi9EodsIK5s/v-deo.html

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 4 роки тому

      dudu du dudududu dUDU DuDuDUdUdU doDOO doDOdodODo

  • @IsabelleSudler-y6m
    @IsabelleSudler-y6m 11 днів тому

    Me too. I am SO glad that my parents drilled healthy eating habits into me and my siblings when we were younger.

  • @Da_Wither_Lord
    @Da_Wither_Lord 4 роки тому +1883

    Everyone: M&Ms
    Odd1sOut, an intellectual: *MMMMMMMMM*

    • @circleception6026
      @circleception6026 4 роки тому +11

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @afeefahmed2002
      @afeefahmed2002 4 роки тому +8

      James channeling his inner Chamberlain
      But this time, the tone's a bit grumpy

    • @kvui5366
      @kvui5366 4 роки тому +6

      _"The _*_MMMMMMMMMMM_*_ store"_

    • @user-up8yf4ob9j
      @user-up8yf4ob9j 4 роки тому

      عجبتني والله

    • @kvui5366
      @kvui5366 4 роки тому +2

      @@leena9394 I wanna go to the MMMMMMMMMM store so bad 😭

  • @manifest9091x_x
    @manifest9091x_x 4 роки тому +441

    “THERE JUST MM’S WHAT DO YOU THINK WERE GONNA DO WITH THEM?!” I love that and now im putting this in my playlist