My Mom's Cruel and Unusual Punishments

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  • @ozziew1z743
    @ozziew1z743 4 роки тому +7932

    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT!”
    “30 minutes in timeout it is.”

  • @letstalkfiction5187
    @letstalkfiction5187 4 роки тому +15722

    "If you don't behave I'm gonna go get the soap"
    "I don't care soap tastes good."
    Big Mood

    • @moomop4708
      @moomop4708 4 роки тому +95

      Confusion 1000

    • @BombyGaming232
      @BombyGaming232 4 роки тому +60

      This is yes

    • @KnownGauge
      @KnownGauge 4 роки тому +33

      Same mood bro

    • @im.just.a.girl.
      @im.just.a.girl. 4 роки тому +17

      𐂂

    • @RenRoll
      @RenRoll 4 роки тому +31

      Lol I hate soup I prefer ramen or crackers (aldi brand OwO)
      edit: 2023 Ren here... kill me 💀 why was I this cringe like *oh god*

  • @cloudy_fire_1527
    @cloudy_fire_1527 4 роки тому +1355

    "My mom reads my scripts"
    also james: "my mom loves me. at least she used to..."

  • @Byebye738
    @Byebye738 Місяць тому +13

    0:10 "wecess" so inspirational 😔🎀

  • @Plant2377
    @Plant2377 3 роки тому +8439

    *”MOOOOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”*
    “That’s fifty cents.”
    *”WOOO IM RICH!”*
    “Happy about it? 49 cents it is.”

  • @aidenschultz3633
    @aidenschultz3633 3 роки тому +4869

    “I hear by sentence you to 15 minutes in time out”
    That’s worse than jail

  • @Savyflores
    @Savyflores 2 роки тому +10389

    Nobody’s talking about the M&M trick, but that’s some incredible psychological trickery

    • @1ts_.Juliatheart1st
      @1ts_.Juliatheart1st 2 роки тому +355

      Fr I’m stealing the idea if I have children 😈😈

    • @howareyou7667
      @howareyou7667 2 роки тому +36

      XD

    • @callanightshade8079
      @callanightshade8079 2 роки тому +67

      It really is a good trick lol

    • @balistergaun
      @balistergaun 2 роки тому +119

      This is pretty effective and does more emotional and physiological damage

    • @Namerer
      @Namerer 2 роки тому

      Its both fucked up and smart

  • @flareblitz198
    @flareblitz198 5 місяців тому +137

    No one:
    James:
    "P E N I S"

    • @Amirandchampoffical
      @Amirandchampoffical 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boty25357
      @boty25357 Місяць тому +2

      LOL

    • @IsaiahBelmonte-e4z
      @IsaiahBelmonte-e4z Місяць тому +2

      Toad screams at the top of his lungs 6:38- 6:44

    • @IsaiahBelmonte-e4z
      @IsaiahBelmonte-e4z Місяць тому

      Let me tell you a story, one time, a Toad was singing super duper loudly. He sang SO loud his lungs and throat hurt so much! “PRINCESS PEACH IS THE BEST! PRINCESS PEACH IS THE BeEeEeeeeeeEeEEEee-“
      His throat was hurting so bad, he started bleeding and he screamed. “AHHHH!” He tried to call Doctor Toad, but it was no use. He screamed at the top of his lungs. The doctor came, but Toad had 30% blood left in him. He kept screaming, and screaming, and screaming, O did he scream. He screamed so loud, he died. Every Toad started screaming “AHHHHTOADYISDEADAAAA” 8 weeks in the hospital, he screamed so loud, all the other Toads came and screamed with him. And concluding that, all 1,000,000 Toads blew up Mushroom Kingdom, Milky Way Galaxy, and the galaxy! Oh, including Mario, he died too. And all the Toads still have that echo forever, and ever.

    • @flareblitz198
      @flareblitz198 Місяць тому +1

      @@IsaiahBelmonte-e4z why is this a reply to my silly little comment about James saying "penis"

  • @itzhakisan_7610
    @itzhakisan_7610 5 років тому +1760

    "Yeah, can we go to wecess?"
    Me: I can relate

  • @gam3zilla81
    @gam3zilla81 3 роки тому +2450

    I love listening to James talk about about his life experiences

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 роки тому +17

      Well guess what,
      That is literally what this channel IS.

    • @cherylcox5104
      @cherylcox5104 2 роки тому +2

      SAME

    • @davidblohm620
      @davidblohm620 2 роки тому +1

      @@kadewylde4128 do you use Elgato software for your layerings. What you do is not very nice

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 2 роки тому +2

      @@davidblohm620 I was just telling him about this channel. I was not being mean, or at least not attempting to.

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidblohm620 Plus I have no idea what Elgato software is.

  • @sadie3968
    @sadie3968 3 роки тому +2262

    James: I’m not scientist but I think moms take a really big role in society
    Dads: I have been forgotten

  • @adaassink6502
    @adaassink6502 4 місяці тому +20

    Having older siblings makes you learn that going along with whatever "embarrassing" things your parents do is the key to not being embarrassed, because people will just think it's funny.

  • @apotatoguylikesdogs6761
    @apotatoguylikesdogs6761 5 років тому +283

    “James, I hereby sentence you to 15 minutes in the time out corner.”
    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!

  • @beacon8368
    @beacon8368 3 роки тому +1996

    "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEL"
    Best line in the odd1sout cinematic series.

  • @fqllenwitch_5224
    @fqllenwitch_5224 3 роки тому +6254

    You know this guy is pure when he calls plastic bags "baggies"

  • @JaggerFord
    @JaggerFord Місяць тому +10

    6:39 got me in my casket💀

  • @chikinwings9872
    @chikinwings9872 5 років тому +669

    James Mom: * eats M&M in front of misbehaving child *
    Tabbes Dad: * Breaks all electronics and make their child run 5 times around the park *

    • @kimberlyjenkins9257
      @kimberlyjenkins9257 5 років тому +20

      Awsome Mother VS Entitled Dad

    • @rosevander1315
      @rosevander1315 5 років тому +2

      Hey I watch that video and it was definite way wars then his .

    • @chikinwings9872
      @chikinwings9872 5 років тому +1

      @@kimberlyjenkins9257Tabbes father is not entitled

    • @kingofrandom5052
      @kingofrandom5052 5 років тому +7

      YAY! Someone who watches Tabbes and Theodd1sout

    • @AlexLopez-lt5iw
      @AlexLopez-lt5iw 5 років тому

      @@kingofrandom5052 yeah

  • @rayompaculares
    @rayompaculares 3 роки тому +619

    "im a good boy"
    "IM A GOOD BOY"
    *Cries and eats M&M*

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/v-deo.html..

    • @HELLO-ux3hb
      @HELLO-ux3hb 3 роки тому +9

      @@virtualagent4878 tHanKS FoR ShOwInG mE HoW tO ReSIzE AnD ComPreSs SevErAl ImAgeS aT OnCe

    • @greentoesbstatus4325
      @greentoesbstatus4325 3 роки тому +4

      Endigo: such a bop!

    • @ashtonandmarllia3775
      @ashtonandmarllia3775 3 місяці тому +3

      @@rayompaculares Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

    • @nixybeebuzz
      @nixybeebuzz Місяць тому

      Me to

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 6 років тому +3213

    2:10
    Wait...
    James...
    *ARE THOSE FINGERS??*

  • @douglaswolfen7820
    @douglaswolfen7820 Місяць тому +7

    1:50 "Immortalize and monetize" cracked me up

    • @WhoamI-p6j
      @WhoamI-p6j 8 днів тому

      Fr

    • @MrCrazyBeanz-t5r
      @MrCrazyBeanz-t5r 6 днів тому

      My mom lets me play horrific graphic bloody video games and I have straight A’s some moms are really good but they still let you have fun

  • @hazzesanimations8212
    @hazzesanimations8212 3 роки тому +1055

    3:13 "yueueuueuueyueuueueuuee yeu say yeu were flihin a water ah me uh ACHOO *violent sobbing"*

    • @tasplix
      @tasplix 3 роки тому +7

      LOL

    • @jammfam1803
      @jammfam1803 3 роки тому +8

      @DAVIN STONEY STOP FLINGING WATER AT ME ITS LIKE ACHOOO *sob*

    • @o1ive12
      @o1ive12 3 роки тому +1

      Look at it with captions

    • @appleman8845
      @appleman8845 3 роки тому +2

      @DAVIN STONEY you are just Dumb aren't you

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/v-deo.html..

  • @benwachsnicht5489
    @benwachsnicht5489 4 роки тому +764

    Can we all appreciate how James still draws himself with a propeller hat

  • @MrMimigan
    @MrMimigan 5 років тому +549

    Twin Sister: James y-your an unpleasant person
    Mom: *Confused*
    James: Awwwwwww

    • @YoNBAlive
      @YoNBAlive 5 років тому +2

      What the -----

    • @YoNBAlive
      @YoNBAlive 5 років тому +1

      Sorry🤐😪😪😫😫😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😎😎😎😎😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @ivy6094
      @ivy6094 5 років тому +7

      James’ twin sister’s name is Faith.

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 роки тому

      469 likes lmao

    • @mrpotatop5932
      @mrpotatop5932 4 роки тому

      Im the 500. Like

  • @Juice_Box_Adventures
    @Juice_Box_Adventures Місяць тому +45

    He wants to go to recess 0:11

  • @atlasshrugged9093
    @atlasshrugged9093 3 роки тому +1696

    Just a heads up to any kids young adults that may watch, being a construction worker is actually not a bad job, especially specific trades like electricians, plumbers and the like, think of all the times your parents had to have someone fix the toilet, sink, dish washer. You can make a good living doing so, it’s hard work but it’s worth the effort.

    • @water.lilies__.
      @water.lilies__. 3 роки тому +55

      My mom told me if I learnt well, I could provide a better future for the less privileged. I respect her for that. And all the workers out there who do these as a daily job. At the end of the day, we all work to bring food to the table.

    • @views-kb6sv
      @views-kb6sv 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah, and they also usually have 0 debt from it as well, and people act like they make 20k a year or something, when they actually make a pretty livable wage depending on their circumstances.

    • @gamesdeen3768
      @gamesdeen3768 3 роки тому +19

      Oh yeah my dad fixes elevators for a living and we did pretty well

    • @dayoldsushii1544
      @dayoldsushii1544 2 роки тому +13

      Yes. It is a great occupation! You earn pretty good wages.

    • @microwaveinspaceguy6026
      @microwaveinspaceguy6026 2 роки тому +2

      You spelled learned wrong

  • @appley7236
    @appley7236 Рік тому +745

    “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL, TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAAANDS” Was hilarious 💀

  • @1slowestsloth530
    @1slowestsloth530 5 років тому +2099

    JEEESSUUUSSS TAAAAKEEEE THEEEE WWWHHHEEEEELLL,
    TTAAAAKKKEE IIITTTT FRRROOOMMM MYYYYY HAAANNNNNDDDD

  • @YourAverageY2kRat
    @YourAverageY2kRat 3 місяці тому +5

    As a person who grew up in an abusive household your mom is definitely a great one lol👍🏽

  • @j-0520
    @j-0520 6 років тому +302

    Top 10 Most Powerful Anime Characters of All Time
    #2 - _James's Mom_
    Only surpassed by James itself, and followed by Patrick Star, landlines, his sister, Cory, the entire Hunter race, Cosmo, Jaiden and Edups.

  • @jairusprophet6616
    @jairusprophet6616 3 роки тому +927

    James's mom: **turns the volume up to the max**
    *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL*
    Also James's mom: **glitches out of existence**

  • @giannar826
    @giannar826 5 років тому +734

    Mom: "That's why you need to get a good education James."
    *slap*
    James: "OOF"

  • @rismamobile933
    @rismamobile933 5 місяців тому +7

    3:00 shout out to the mom cus now i do that to all of my friends

  • @its_seb_7
    @its_seb_7 4 роки тому +623

    The part when James said “WOOOOOO IM RICH!!!” Made me laugh the most

  • @savastrophel
    @savastrophel 5 років тому +1851

    James: MOM HE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE
    Mom: that's 50 cents!
    James: WoOoOo I'm RiCh!!!!!

    • @lizbethuwu829
      @lizbethuwu829 5 років тому +6

      That's me but when i find a pennie i get so excited

    • @hungaryball1966
      @hungaryball1966 5 років тому +4

      @BeastBluez NO U
      GET NOOB

    • @swagster7529
      @swagster7529 5 років тому +1

      Christine Hancock stop and beast blue

    • @pb03bonaobrajohnernestdenm60
      @pb03bonaobrajohnernestdenm60 5 років тому +4

      @BeastBluez stop just stop not to be rude but this is not chat this is comments

    • @alexcutg2480
      @alexcutg2480 5 років тому +2

      BeastBluez you fucking gacha life sucks

  • @woahitsretro
    @woahitsretro 3 роки тому +1040

    "Hey what's 6 + 6?"
    "Uh, nine, idiot."

  • @rydenluo6990
    @rydenluo6990 4 місяці тому +5

    James: NO NO DONT YOU DARE EAT THAT M&M “eats m&m” James: betrayal

  • @Incisirs
    @Incisirs Рік тому +694

    1:37 I love how jame’s mom takes the scissors away from him so he doesn’t get hurt, but she slaps him a couple seconds later

  • @thegamesquad9294
    @thegamesquad9294 3 роки тому +545

    James mom: “You won’t do it no balls” I love that

  • @loizzzzzz9882
    @loizzzzzz9882 4 роки тому +486

    I feel That James is THE MOST RELATABLE person in the world.

  • @its_lainey-w8v
    @its_lainey-w8v Місяць тому +3

    "JAMES, UR A um UNPLESANT PERSON" aww

    • @azadigb
      @azadigb Місяць тому +1

      JAMES it’s Ur mom

  • @alex2emo233
    @alex2emo233 5 років тому +574

    Sister: you’re an unpleasant person
    Him:awwww

  • @Nsuarez978
    @Nsuarez978 4 роки тому +652

    Mom: that’s why u need a college education James. *SLAPS*

  • @Ye_got_rum
    @Ye_got_rum 3 роки тому +320

    Car: JESUS TAKE THE WEEEEELLLLLLL
    The kids that his school: oh god nope never gonna talk to him
    His neighbors: honey he’s at it again

  • @gamergaming581
    @gamergaming581 Місяць тому +1

    “My mom lets me play with knifes” is wild

  • @Aurora_lov
    @Aurora_lov 4 роки тому +441

    “THATS 100 DOLLARS JAMES” -James’s mom while reading the script

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/v-deo.html

    • @Bloofy123
      @Bloofy123 4 роки тому

      @@Christianlee849 here is for you ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @eeeeeeee8691
      @eeeeeeee8691 4 роки тому +4

      @@Bloofy123 jokes on you i remembered link

    • @Bloofy123
      @Bloofy123 4 роки тому +1

      @@eeeeeeee8691 oh sh-

    • @kronoskaalan1838
      @kronoskaalan1838 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bloofy123 you are never gonna rick roll me. NEVER

  • @ammuyyyg
    @ammuyyyg 3 роки тому +883

    Being a weeb, when James said *”inappropriate anime”* i felt that...

  • @kskfbdkfbsk4651
    @kskfbdkfbsk4651 4 роки тому +442

    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO THE TIMEOUT CHAIR”
    -James 2018

    • @ConsoleModZone
      @ConsoleModZone 4 роки тому +3

      Haha

    • @loganm8220
      @loganm8220 4 роки тому +1

      Corner duh

    • @1_Jasper_5
      @1_Jasper_5 4 роки тому +2

      just sayin you should have said this:
      James: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO T I M E O U T
      I'M JUST SAYING OK IT'S STILL FUNNY XD

    • @juneburns
      @juneburns 4 роки тому

      can we go to wecess

  • @WhatDoIPutHere-q4b
    @WhatDoIPutHere-q4b 3 місяці тому +4

    Blud this vid 6 years old how is it this good🙏😭😭

  • @gerdagroenewald5267
    @gerdagroenewald5267 3 роки тому +727

    We need a full cover of James singing Christian rock

  • @LifesWildAdventures
    @LifesWildAdventures 6 років тому +3473

    I CANT GO BACK TO THE TIMEOUT CORNER! YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIIIIIVVVEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

    • @randeeisnthere5081
      @randeeisnthere5081 6 років тому +8

      ...wat?

    • @Muncle1
      @Muncle1 6 років тому +5

      FREEDOM

    • @guyperson7344
      @guyperson7344 6 років тому +4

      Huh, I’m subbed to you
      You watch theodd1’sout? Never woulda guessed

    • @brianrodriguez444
      @brianrodriguez444 6 років тому

      Life's Wild Adventures i

    • @yeeninging
      @yeeninging 6 років тому +2

      Life's Wild Adventures we will not let them catch us aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

  • @crazykids6178
    @crazykids6178 2 роки тому +1225

    I love how I can watch this with my 3 year old brother and my 40 year old dad and we all enjoy it

    • @Nerd153
      @Nerd153 2 роки тому +6

      3 year old?

    • @jonathandixon1320
      @jonathandixon1320 2 роки тому

      Pretty much same

    • @jdcheney3992
      @jdcheney3992 Рік тому +1

      I keep watching the same video. It gets boring but idk why I just keep watching it

    • @BlankTheGod.-.
      @BlankTheGod.-. Рік тому +1

      Bro what about that 4:20 4:30 stage did that 3 year old like that?

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump Рік тому +1

      @@BlankTheGod.-. probably didnt like 5:21 either, the pictures arent censored

  • @KayleeGonzalez-de2dx
    @KayleeGonzalez-de2dx 20 днів тому +2

    “Also I guess they also give birth to u and take care of u… Pfff anyone can do that”😂😂😂😂
    Moms watching: 😡🩴

  • @robycan8160
    @robycan8160 5 років тому +517

    4:23 Alright James That will be 40$. Pay up!

  • @frankennmutt
    @frankennmutt 3 роки тому +1210

    “That’s why you need to get a college education James.”
    **silence**
    **smack**
    *oof*

  • @loanedengineproductions
    @loanedengineproductions 3 роки тому +601

    "I"M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!!"
    that got me

  • @IanLorini
    @IanLorini 21 день тому +4

    4:37 oh hell no that sounds horrible out of context

    • @Adtafals
      @Adtafals 8 днів тому

      🤓☝️erm actually according to school penis is not a swearword
      (I still don’t say it)

  • @Sodapatches
    @Sodapatches 4 роки тому +782

    "hey!hey! Look at me.."
    **proceeds to eat MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs very aggressively**

    • @Darren2827
      @Darren2827 4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 4 роки тому +10

      You mean...
      *MMs*

    • @blu_demoman
      @blu_demoman 4 роки тому +2

      Looool

    • @desireebascombe3528
      @desireebascombe3528 4 роки тому +1

      Ooooooooooooooooh

    • @VoiDThaSpaz
      @VoiDThaSpaz 4 роки тому +3

      Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @charlottealston544
    @charlottealston544 5 років тому +572

    poor james just drawing a dinosaur instead of cleaning

  • @mathematicslearn49
    @mathematicslearn49 3 роки тому +296

    James' Mom: Hey, hey! *snap* *snap*. Look at me!
    *eats m&m*
    James: *GASPS*

    • @samueljones3943
      @samueljones3943 3 роки тому +8

      *I'm a good boy I'm a good boy*

    • @nyayayayaaa
      @nyayayayaaa 3 роки тому +4

      mom: HEY HEY! *snap snap* Look at me!
      mom: *eats m&ms*
      james: *GASP*
      lol

    • @syrexio
      @syrexio 3 роки тому +1

      James' Mom: *Nom*
      James: Offended.

    • @fatbird1516
      @fatbird1516 3 роки тому

      yeah i saw that, its like we saw the same video

    • @shrochrome
      @shrochrome 3 роки тому

      "Mom, like call me a butthole"

  • @JosephGilliard-c6g
    @JosephGilliard-c6g 3 місяці тому +1

    “I hearby sentence you to 15 minutes in timeout”James be like”IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @speedysquibbles
    @speedysquibbles 6 років тому +329

    James: "MOOOOMMMM!!!! LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!!!"
    Mom: "That's 50 cents"
    James: "WHOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!! I'M RICH!!!!!"

    • @starryeyedgirls_
      @starryeyedgirls_ 6 років тому +1

      SpeedySquibbles *you butthole*

    • @koro4632
      @koro4632 6 років тому +3

      Luke called me a hecker, that's 15 dollars

    • @liz-jv5tg
      @liz-jv5tg 6 років тому

      SpeedySquibbles LOLXD

    • @mallorymck
      @mallorymck 6 років тому +1

      SpeedySquibbles I loved that 2!!

    • @froggie6321
      @froggie6321 6 років тому

      SpeedySquibbles yes

  • @mackbabcock2404
    @mackbabcock2404 3 роки тому +2164

    James: Mom Luke called me a butthole
    James Mom: That’s 50 cents
    James: WOOO IM RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xxwhwolfxx7071
    @xxwhwolfxx7071 4 роки тому +625

    “My mum doesn’t care if i wear clothes with skulls on them.”
    *Shows a naked being*

  • @invdonnelly
    @invdonnelly 4 роки тому +353

    James: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
    Everyone in his neighborhood: da frick dey doin ova der

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 роки тому +2

      I didnt wanna ruin the comment so thanks for 8 likes

    • @IncogNiko
      @IncogNiko 4 роки тому +1

      JeSuS tAke tHE *_WHeeeEEEEeeEeeeeeeeEeeEeEEEEEeeeEeeEeEeEeeEeELLLLlLllL_*

    • @IncogNiko
      @IncogNiko 4 роки тому

      TAkE iT FRoM mY *_HAAAaAaaAaAAAaaaAaaAaaaaaAAANNnnnNnndDDdDSsSSsSsssSs!!!!!_*

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 роки тому

      202 likes wtf 🤣

    • @Inaruhh
      @Inaruhh 4 роки тому

      James Donnelly I am died watching that

  • @chipchop4175
    @chipchop4175 5 років тому +423

    6:38 is the best part of this whole video😂

  • @adriannetarantino2416
    @adriannetarantino2416 3 роки тому +157

    James mom: "Ok thats 15 minutes in the time out corrner"
    Baby james: *"IM NOT GOING BQCK IN THE TIME OUT CORRNER!"*

  • @amoryerenhouse5535
    @amoryerenhouse5535 15 днів тому +1

    You know you're the main character when you're mom is the one who actually cares

  • @mafic3351
    @mafic3351 6 років тому +2749

    "Uhhhhhh... I pwead the fwif."
    😂

    • @loza691
      @loza691 6 років тому

      Mafic love your profile picture, I love wings of fire

    • @fanofstuff4055
      @fanofstuff4055 6 років тому +12

      Mafic what dose it mean?

    • @fwes145
      @fwes145 6 років тому

      Nice profile pic, WoF is lit

    • @tyetass3883
      @tyetass3883 6 років тому

      Mafic Instagram is nickelodeonlover69

    • @shizzlepop8044
      @shizzlepop8044 6 років тому +1

      SubToMassKill -._-.

  • @mysticalisbusy1835
    @mysticalisbusy1835 4 роки тому +292

    Jame’s Mom: *Blasts Radio*
    *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEL*
    James: Oh Go- I MEAN shoot.

  • @richiebankich
    @richiebankich 2 роки тому +861

    “MOOOOOOOOOM! LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”
    “That’s 50 cents.”
    “WOOO! I’M RICH!”
    *One of my favorite lines out of this entire series.*

  • @exitorwins666
    @exitorwins666 2 місяці тому +2

    "uhhhhhhhh i pwead the fwif" made me roll off my bed🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthew46058
    @matthew46058 4 роки тому +353

    When he starts “swearing” on captions it says “beeping intensifies”

  • @zahidahshkri
    @zahidahshkri 5 років тому +185

    Faith: J..James, you're an unpleasant person
    James: *awww*

  • @marychappell991
    @marychappell991 5 років тому +451

    Me and my sister were in the car and we had the radio playing and all the sudden we heard
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!
    and then we died laughing

    • @Askal8804
      @Askal8804 5 років тому +2

      I couldn’t laugh out loud cuz I’m at work so I giggled what seems like forever till I had tears 😂

  • @darkmatter4400
    @darkmatter4400 Місяць тому +2

    “And who else would point at construction workers and say that’s why you need a college education James” they probably make more money than you

  • @YourAverageTruf
    @YourAverageTruf 3 роки тому +227

    Little James Rallison: The time out corner...Rated R

  • @antheia_
    @antheia_ 5 років тому +588

    Video: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL. JUST TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS. Me: *Imagined James Sitting In His Closet, Screaming at the top of his lungs*

  • @thefareyfamily3532
    @thefareyfamily3532 3 роки тому +469

    James: “me and my sister liked to hide in the circular rackets”
    Me: *does that ALL the time*
    *my brother being like my mom*
    ._.

  • @SomeRandomDude-s4d
    @SomeRandomDude-s4d 3 місяці тому +2

    “I pled the fifth” - Little James

  • @domdyt1950
    @domdyt1950 5 років тому +577

    6:39 for “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL”

  • @impostergames6553
    @impostergames6553 5 років тому +979

    3:45 James: MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!
    Mom: That's 50 cents
    James: WHOOOOOOOOOO I'M RICH

  • @OnyxChinchilla
    @OnyxChinchilla 3 роки тому +440

    Me: **sees pregnant James**
    Also me: **Horrible Wattpad flashbacks**

  • @hoyuen1575
    @hoyuen1575 2 місяці тому

    When James says “can we go to the wecess? “It got me laughing.

  • @valen5322
    @valen5322 6 років тому +420

    0:42 "That's why you need a college education james." O O F !

  • @taehyungslostbag468
    @taehyungslostbag468 4 роки тому +562

    James: Did anyone else's parents put a password on the family computer?
    Me: wait, you had a computer?

  • @arknoglin8481
    @arknoglin8481 3 роки тому +2910

    "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEL FROM MY HAAAAAAAANDS! " is the most accurate thing in this video
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @bench_the_III
      @bench_the_III 3 роки тому +28

      I was literally DYING LAUGHING

    • @LandonNintendo
      @LandonNintendo 3 роки тому +6

      @@bench_the_III SAME xD

    • @kicks3701
      @kicks3701 3 роки тому +14

      Nah its JESUSS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEL TAKE IT FROM MY HEART

    • @W1llcraft176
      @W1llcraft176 3 роки тому +11

      @@kicks3701 nah it says take it from my hands in subtitles

    • @kicks3701
      @kicks3701 3 роки тому +2

      @@W1llcraft176 no that’s the song of you listen the captions are AI generated so you can’t trust them

  • @ArtsieBananaz
    @ArtsieBananaz Місяць тому +1

    Not the
    “MOOOM HE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE”
    “That’s 50 cents!”
    “WOOO! IM RICH” a lot

  • @nuckadams9013
    @nuckadams9013 4 роки тому +497

    “MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTT HOLE”
    Mom be like:”50 cents”
    “IM RICH!”
    love that part

    • @xxluna_tae_gachaxx7945
      @xxluna_tae_gachaxx7945 4 роки тому +7

      That’s my fav part too lol

    • @cassyplayz9568
      @cassyplayz9568 4 роки тому +3

      @Chickenbomb 50 lol 😂

    • @washiikun7985
      @washiikun7985 4 роки тому +2

      I came here from 2years after too see a comment on my fav part

    • @nexusuxen
      @nexusuxen 4 роки тому +3

      50 cents one day he’ll be like
      “Mom luke called me a bad word”
      James mom “that’s 5 dollars”
      James”woohoo im the next bill gates”

    • @khadijaaktar1969
      @khadijaaktar1969 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣Yeah

  • @camilacastillo4933
    @camilacastillo4933 5 років тому +421

    My Mom: *plays Old Town Road*
    James Mom: *BLASTS Jesus Take The Wheel*
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

    • @Rei_Sh0
      @Rei_Sh0 5 років тому +9

      TAKE IT FROM MY *H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A N D !*

    • @dtmt1581
      @dtmt1581 5 років тому +5

      CAUSE I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN

    • @jamesohara2233
      @jamesohara2233 5 років тому +2

      RADIOHEAD FOREVER

    • @katelin5111
      @katelin5111 5 років тому +3

      I'M LETTING GOOOOOOO

    • @dtmt1581
      @dtmt1581 5 років тому +3

      So give me one more chance

  • @jaykay6249
    @jaykay6249 6 років тому +1760

    Happy Birthday James's Mom!

  • @RJ77AS
    @RJ77AS Місяць тому +1

    James: I don't hate my mom
    Also James: Says F word to mom.

  • @haterkitten8347
    @haterkitten8347 6 років тому +250

    6:43 is my favourite bit EVER!!!!

  • @Eri-xc5ct
    @Eri-xc5ct 3 роки тому +633

    Faith: james ur an... UNPLEASANT person??
    mom: * hesitates*
    james: *hesitates*
    james again: Awwwww

  • @maddi4207
    @maddi4207 3 роки тому +240

    James's Mom : "JEEESSUUUSSS TAAAAKEEEE THEEEE WWWHHHEEEEELLL,
    TTAAAAKKKEE IIITTTT FRRROOOMMM MYYYYY HAAANNNNNDDDD!!"
    James : "Your doing this again mom really."

    • @Vasska_playz
      @Vasska_playz 3 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah hahahahahahah

    • @xxsammyxxkitsune9980
      @xxsammyxxkitsune9980 3 роки тому +2

      @@Vasska_playz ._.

    • @WinterFolf
      @WinterFolf 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @madisonqueen6152
      @madisonqueen6152 3 роки тому +3

      Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

    • @Reynaaarahrah
      @Reynaaarahrah 3 роки тому +2

      Ah yes you can’t hate a mom that dose that in 7 grade

  • @FreestyleUnity
    @FreestyleUnity 2 місяці тому +1

    Jesus take the wheel take it from my hands cracked
    me the freak up

  • @theashman4290
    @theashman4290 3 роки тому +821

    James: MOOOOOOOM!!!! LUKE CALLED ME A BUT HOLE!!!!!!
    **Annoyed Glance**
    Mom: That’s 50 Cents!!!
    James: WoHo!!! I’m RiCh!!!!!!

    • @SkinnerOwnsYou
      @SkinnerOwnsYou 3 роки тому +5

      *butt

    • @truvonne
      @truvonne 3 роки тому +3

      @The BEST GACHA TUBER EVER No

    • @cokelover10
      @cokelover10 3 роки тому +3

      Freddy fazbear-

    • @michalafton1203
      @michalafton1203 3 роки тому

      YOU COPIED ME

    • @John_Wick69
      @John_Wick69 3 роки тому +1

      @The BEST GACHA TUBER EVER that song is actually pretty good stfu hater I liked them instead

  • @Chris_Pickaxe
    @Chris_Pickaxe 6 років тому +569

    Mom: we don't spank our children
    Me: *are you sure about that*

    • @noahflores2255
      @noahflores2255 6 років тому +2

      My mom made me I did ballet I'm a boy and my mom did a put a password on the computer

    • @aric9560
      @aric9560 6 років тому +2

      Lol so true.....

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 6 років тому +2

      Chris Pickaxe Spanking is child abuse so

    • @FatCJ
      @FatCJ 6 років тому

      i dont beat you
      John cena *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

    • @lol-ef9yo
      @lol-ef9yo 6 років тому

      Chris Pickaxe yes my mom spanks me

  • @don-8739
    @don-8739 6 років тому +4356

    *James mom approved* 👍

  • @angelofdeath095
    @angelofdeath095 2 місяці тому

    Look at the brighter side mom...youd get to tell your wife and kids, just how much fun your mom was and these wholesome stories, you are one hell of a lucky guy, i am very jealous