My Mom's Cruel and Unusual Punishments

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  • @letstalkfiction5187
    @letstalkfiction5187 4 роки тому +15890

    "If you don't behave I'm gonna go get the soap"
    "I don't care soap tastes good."
    Big Mood

    • @moomop4708
      @moomop4708 4 роки тому +97

      Confusion 1000

    • @BombyGaming232
      @BombyGaming232 4 роки тому +61

      This is yes

    • @KnownGauge
      @KnownGauge 4 роки тому +33

      Same mood bro

    • @im.just.a.girl.
      @im.just.a.girl. 4 роки тому +17

      𐂂

    • @RenRoll
      @RenRoll 4 роки тому +31

      Lol I hate soup I prefer ramen or crackers (aldi brand OwO)
      edit: 2023 Ren here... kill me 💀 why was I this cringe like *oh god*

  • @ozziew1z743
    @ozziew1z743 4 роки тому +8136

    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT!”
    “30 minutes in timeout it is.”

  • @cloudy_fire_1527
    @cloudy_fire_1527 4 роки тому +1470

    "My mom reads my scripts"
    also james: "my mom loves me. at least she used to..."

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 22 дні тому +18

    James: "I'm an adult now, so I can afford to swear"
    The UA-cam algorithm: "Can you, James, can you?"

  • @aidenschultz3633
    @aidenschultz3633 3 роки тому +4949

    “I hear by sentence you to 15 minutes in time out”
    That’s worse than jail

  • @Savyflores
    @Savyflores 2 роки тому +10450

    Nobody’s talking about the M&M trick, but that’s some incredible psychological trickery

    • @1ts_.Juliatheart1st
      @1ts_.Juliatheart1st 2 роки тому +356

      Fr I’m stealing the idea if I have children 😈😈

    • @howareyou7667
      @howareyou7667 2 роки тому +36

      XD

    • @callanightshade8079
      @callanightshade8079 2 роки тому +67

      It really is a good trick lol

    • @balistergaun
      @balistergaun 2 роки тому +122

      This is pretty effective and does more emotional and physiological damage

    • @Namerer
      @Namerer 2 роки тому

      Its both fucked up and smart

  • @itzhakisan_7610
    @itzhakisan_7610 5 років тому +1816

    "Yeah, can we go to wecess?"
    Me: I can relate

  • @JaggerFord
    @JaggerFord 2 місяці тому +27

    6:39 got me in my casket💀

  • @Plant2377
    @Plant2377 3 роки тому +8482

    *”MOOOOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”*
    “That’s fifty cents.”
    *”WOOO IM RICH!”*
    “Happy about it? 49 cents it is.”

  • @chikinwings9872
    @chikinwings9872 5 років тому +692

    James Mom: * eats M&M in front of misbehaving child *
    Tabbes Dad: * Breaks all electronics and make their child run 5 times around the park *

    • @kimberlyjenkins9257
      @kimberlyjenkins9257 5 років тому +20

      Awsome Mother VS Entitled Dad

    • @rosevander1315
      @rosevander1315 5 років тому +2

      Hey I watch that video and it was definite way wars then his .

    • @chikinwings9872
      @chikinwings9872 5 років тому +1

      @@kimberlyjenkins9257Tabbes father is not entitled

    • @kingofrandom5052
      @kingofrandom5052 5 років тому +7

      YAY! Someone who watches Tabbes and Theodd1sout

    • @AlexLopez-lt5iw
      @AlexLopez-lt5iw 5 років тому

      @@kingofrandom5052 yeah

  • @rayompaculares
    @rayompaculares 3 роки тому +646

    "im a good boy"
    "IM A GOOD BOY"
    *Cries and eats M&M*

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/v-deo.html..

    • @HELLO-ux3hb
      @HELLO-ux3hb 3 роки тому +9

      @@virtualagent4878 tHanKS FoR ShOwInG mE HoW tO ReSIzE AnD ComPreSs SevErAl ImAgeS aT OnCe

    • @greentoesbstatus4325
      @greentoesbstatus4325 3 роки тому +4

      Endigo: such a bop!

    • @ashtonandmarllia3775
      @ashtonandmarllia3775 4 місяці тому +3

      @@rayompaculares Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

    • @nixybeebuzz
      @nixybeebuzz 2 місяці тому

      Me to

  • @YourAverageY2kRat
    @YourAverageY2kRat 4 місяці тому +8

    As a person who grew up in an abusive household your mom is definitely a great one lol👍🏽

  • @giannar826
    @giannar826 5 років тому +743

    Mom: "That's why you need to get a good education James."
    *slap*
    James: "OOF"

  • @sadie3968
    @sadie3968 3 роки тому +2271

    James: I’m not scientist but I think moms take a really big role in society
    Dads: I have been forgotten

  • @fqllenwitch_5224
    @fqllenwitch_5224 3 роки тому +6264

    You know this guy is pure when he calls plastic bags "baggies"

  • @douglaswolfen7820
    @douglaswolfen7820 2 місяці тому +19

    1:50 "Immortalize and monetize" cracked me up

    • @WhoamI-p6j
      @WhoamI-p6j Місяць тому

      Fr

    • @MrCrazyBeanz-t5r
      @MrCrazyBeanz-t5r Місяць тому

      My mom lets me play horrific graphic bloody video games and I have straight A’s some moms are really good but they still let you have fun

  • @j-0520
    @j-0520 6 років тому +305

    Top 10 Most Powerful Anime Characters of All Time
    #2 - _James's Mom_
    Only surpassed by James itself, and followed by Patrick Star, landlines, his sister, Cory, the entire Hunter race, Cosmo, Jaiden and Edups.

  • @MrMimigan
    @MrMimigan 5 років тому +571

    Twin Sister: James y-your an unpleasant person
    Mom: *Confused*
    James: Awwwwwww

    • @YoNBAlive
      @YoNBAlive 5 років тому +2

      What the -----

    • @YoNBAlive
      @YoNBAlive 5 років тому +1

      Sorry🤐😪😪😫😫😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😎😎😎😎😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @ivy6094
      @ivy6094 5 років тому +8

      James’ twin sister’s name is Faith.

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 роки тому

      469 likes lmao

    • @mrpotatop5932
      @mrpotatop5932 4 роки тому

      Im the 500. Like

  • @atlasshrugged9093
    @atlasshrugged9093 3 роки тому +1701

    Just a heads up to any kids young adults that may watch, being a construction worker is actually not a bad job, especially specific trades like electricians, plumbers and the like, think of all the times your parents had to have someone fix the toilet, sink, dish washer. You can make a good living doing so, it’s hard work but it’s worth the effort.

    • @water.lilies__.
      @water.lilies__. 3 роки тому +55

      My mom told me if I learnt well, I could provide a better future for the less privileged. I respect her for that. And all the workers out there who do these as a daily job. At the end of the day, we all work to bring food to the table.

    • @views-kb6sv
      @views-kb6sv 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah, and they also usually have 0 debt from it as well, and people act like they make 20k a year or something, when they actually make a pretty livable wage depending on their circumstances.

    • @gamesdeen3768
      @gamesdeen3768 3 роки тому +19

      Oh yeah my dad fixes elevators for a living and we did pretty well

    • @dayoldsushii1544
      @dayoldsushii1544 3 роки тому +13

      Yes. It is a great occupation! You earn pretty good wages.

    • @microwaveinspaceguy6026
      @microwaveinspaceguy6026 2 роки тому +2

      You spelled learned wrong

  • @shannonvonkleitz7765
    @shannonvonkleitz7765 Місяць тому +17

    7:02 lil baby James 😂

  • @hazzesanimations8212
    @hazzesanimations8212 3 роки тому +1079

    3:13 "yueueuueuueyueuueueuuee yeu say yeu were flihin a water ah me uh ACHOO *violent sobbing"*

    • @ki8-t1r
      @ki8-t1r 3 роки тому +7

      LOL

    • @jammfam1803
      @jammfam1803 3 роки тому +8

      @DAVIN STONEY STOP FLINGING WATER AT ME ITS LIKE ACHOOO *sob*

    • @o1ive12
      @o1ive12 3 роки тому +1

      Look at it with captions

    • @appleman8845
      @appleman8845 3 роки тому +2

      @DAVIN STONEY you are just Dumb aren't you

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/v-deo.html..

  • @beacon8368
    @beacon8368 3 роки тому +2004

    "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEL"
    Best line in the odd1sout cinematic series.

  • @gam3zilla81
    @gam3zilla81 3 роки тому +2466

    I love listening to James talk about about his life experiences

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 роки тому +17

      Well guess what,
      That is literally what this channel IS.

    • @cherylcox5104
      @cherylcox5104 3 роки тому +2

      SAME

    • @davidblohm620
      @davidblohm620 3 роки тому +1

      @@kadewylde4128 do you use Elgato software for your layerings. What you do is not very nice

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 роки тому +2

      @@davidblohm620 I was just telling him about this channel. I was not being mean, or at least not attempting to.

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidblohm620 Plus I have no idea what Elgato software is.

  • @IsabelleSudler-y6m
    @IsabelleSudler-y6m Місяць тому +12

    0:34 You darn right.

  • @apotatoguylikesdogs6761
    @apotatoguylikesdogs6761 5 років тому +291

    “James, I hereby sentence you to 15 minutes in the time out corner.”
    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!

  • @benwachsnicht5489
    @benwachsnicht5489 4 роки тому +766

    Can we all appreciate how James still draws himself with a propeller hat

  • @alex2emo233
    @alex2emo233 5 років тому +575

    Sister: you’re an unpleasant person
    Him:awwww

  • @Juice_Box_Adventures
    @Juice_Box_Adventures 2 місяці тому +46

    He wants to go to recess 0:11

  • @savastrophel
    @savastrophel 5 років тому +1853

    James: MOM HE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE
    Mom: that's 50 cents!
    James: WoOoOo I'm RiCh!!!!!

  • @invdonnelly
    @invdonnelly 4 роки тому +357

    James: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
    Everyone in his neighborhood: da frick dey doin ova der

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 роки тому +2

      I didnt wanna ruin the comment so thanks for 8 likes

    • @IncogNiko
      @IncogNiko 4 роки тому +1

      JeSuS tAke tHE *_WHeeeEEEEeeEeeeeeeeEeeEeEEEEEeeeEeeEeEeEeeEeELLLLlLllL_*

    • @IncogNiko
      @IncogNiko 4 роки тому

      TAkE iT FRoM mY *_HAAAaAaaAaAAAaaaAaaAaaaaaAAANNnnnNnndDDdDSsSSsSsssSs!!!!!_*

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 роки тому

      202 likes wtf 🤣

    • @Inaruhh
      @Inaruhh 4 роки тому

      James Donnelly I am died watching that

  • @jairusprophet6616
    @jairusprophet6616 3 роки тому +930

    James's mom: **turns the volume up to the max**
    *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL*
    Also James's mom: **glitches out of existence**

  • @Skittle_TheCatOfficial
    @Skittle_TheCatOfficial 20 днів тому +2

    "JÆŞÜŞ ŤÆĶĖ ŤĦÆ ŴĦÆÆŁ"
    I will quote that every time my mom plays that song.

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 6 років тому +3213

    2:10
    Wait...
    James...
    *ARE THOSE FINGERS??*

  • @robycan8160
    @robycan8160 5 років тому +521

    4:23 Alright James That will be 40$. Pay up!

  • @its_seb_7
    @its_seb_7 4 роки тому +624

    The part when James said “WOOOOOO IM RICH!!!” Made me laugh the most

  • @yngSTAZ
    @yngSTAZ 4 місяці тому +4

    Blud this vid 6 years old how is it this good🙏😭😭

  • @appley7236
    @appley7236 Рік тому +749

    “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL, TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAAANDS” Was hilarious 💀

  • @marychappell991
    @marychappell991 5 років тому +454

    Me and my sister were in the car and we had the radio playing and all the sudden we heard
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!
    and then we died laughing

    • @Askal8804
      @Askal8804 5 років тому +2

      I couldn’t laugh out loud cuz I’m at work so I giggled what seems like forever till I had tears 😂

  • @1slowestsloth530
    @1slowestsloth530 5 років тому +2103

    JEEESSUUUSSS TAAAAKEEEE THEEEE WWWHHHEEEEELLL,
    TTAAAAKKKEE IIITTTT FRRROOOMMM MYYYYY HAAANNNNNDDDD

  • @JosephGilliard-c6g
    @JosephGilliard-c6g 4 місяці тому +1

    “I hearby sentence you to 15 minutes in timeout”James be like”IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thegamesquad9294
    @thegamesquad9294 3 роки тому +547

    James mom: “You won’t do it no balls” I love that

  • @charlottealston544
    @charlottealston544 5 років тому +572

    poor james just drawing a dinosaur instead of cleaning

  • @impostergames6553
    @impostergames6553 5 років тому +977

    3:45 James: MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!
    Mom: That's 50 cents
    James: WHOOOOOOOOOO I'M RICH

  • @StratusTheSkywing
    @StratusTheSkywing 10 днів тому +1

    The "JeSuS tAKe ThE whEEl, tAke iT fRoM mY hAAAAAAAANds" Is the real definition of screamo

  • @gerdagroenewald5267
    @gerdagroenewald5267 4 роки тому +728

    We need a full cover of James singing Christian rock

  • @speedysquibbles
    @speedysquibbles 6 років тому +330

    James: "MOOOOMMMM!!!! LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!!!"
    Mom: "That's 50 cents"
    James: "WHOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!! I'M RICH!!!!!"

    • @starryeyedgirls_
      @starryeyedgirls_ 6 років тому +1

      SpeedySquibbles *you butthole*

    • @koro4632
      @koro4632 6 років тому +3

      Luke called me a hecker, that's 15 dollars

    • @liz-jv5tg
      @liz-jv5tg 6 років тому

      SpeedySquibbles LOLXD

    • @mallorymck
      @mallorymck 6 років тому +1

      SpeedySquibbles I loved that 2!!

    • @froggie6321
      @froggie6321 6 років тому

      SpeedySquibbles yes

  • @kskfbdkfbsk4651
    @kskfbdkfbsk4651 4 роки тому +442

    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO THE TIMEOUT CHAIR”
    -James 2018

    • @ConsoleModZone
      @ConsoleModZone 4 роки тому +3

      Haha

    • @loganm8220
      @loganm8220 4 роки тому +1

      Corner duh

    • @Ace_15s
      @Ace_15s 4 роки тому +2

      just sayin you should have said this:
      James: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO T I M E O U T
      I'M JUST SAYING OK IT'S STILL FUNNY XD

    • @juneburns
      @juneburns 4 роки тому

      can we go to wecess

  • @marleycake88
    @marleycake88 2 дні тому

    0:27 “IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT.” wow, James does NOT wanna go to timeout at all.

  • @haterkitten8347
    @haterkitten8347 6 років тому +254

    6:43 is my favourite bit EVER!!!!

  • @TheBigYosh
    @TheBigYosh 5 років тому +737

    6:38 *JESUS TAke THe WHEALLlL JUst take it from my haaaaaaaaaaaand*

  • @xxwhwolfxx7071
    @xxwhwolfxx7071 4 роки тому +625

    “My mum doesn’t care if i wear clothes with skulls on them.”
    *Shows a naked being*

  • @KayleeGonzalez-de2dx
    @KayleeGonzalez-de2dx Місяць тому +2

    “Also I guess they also give birth to u and take care of u… Pfff anyone can do that”😂😂😂😂
    Moms watching: 😡🩴

  • @domdyt1950
    @domdyt1950 6 років тому +579

    6:39 for “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL”

  • @nuckadams9013
    @nuckadams9013 4 роки тому +498

    “MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTT HOLE”
    Mom be like:”50 cents”
    “IM RICH!”
    love that part

    • @xxluna_tae_gachaxx7945
      @xxluna_tae_gachaxx7945 4 роки тому +7

      That’s my fav part too lol

    • @cassyplayz9568
      @cassyplayz9568 4 роки тому +3

      @Chickenbomb 50 lol 😂

    • @washiikun7985
      @washiikun7985 4 роки тому +2

      I came here from 2years after too see a comment on my fav part

    • @nexusuxen
      @nexusuxen 4 роки тому +3

      50 cents one day he’ll be like
      “Mom luke called me a bad word”
      James mom “that’s 5 dollars”
      James”woohoo im the next bill gates”

    • @khadijaaktar1969
      @khadijaaktar1969 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣Yeah

  • @woahitsretro
    @woahitsretro 3 роки тому +1048

    "Hey what's 6 + 6?"
    "Uh, nine, idiot."

  • @amoryerenhouse5535
    @amoryerenhouse5535 Місяць тому +1

    You know you're the main character when you're mom is the one who actually cares

  • @valen5322
    @valen5322 6 років тому +421

    0:42 "That's why you need a college education james." O O F !

  • @antheia_
    @antheia_ 5 років тому +589

    Video: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL. JUST TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS. Me: *Imagined James Sitting In His Closet, Screaming at the top of his lungs*

  • @zahidahshkri
    @zahidahshkri 6 років тому +187

    Faith: J..James, you're an unpleasant person
    James: *awww*

  • @mags_111
    @mags_111 6 днів тому

    1:20 “my mom lets my play with ives.”
    Such inspiring words 🥹

  • @Sodapatches
    @Sodapatches 4 роки тому +784

    "hey!hey! Look at me.."
    **proceeds to eat MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs very aggressively**

    • @Darren2827
      @Darren2827 4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 4 роки тому +10

      You mean...
      *MMs*

    • @blu_demoman
      @blu_demoman 4 роки тому +2

      Looool

    • @desireebascombe3528
      @desireebascombe3528 4 роки тому +1

      Ooooooooooooooooh

    • @VoiDThaSpaz
      @VoiDThaSpaz 4 роки тому +3

      Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @loanedengineproductions
    @loanedengineproductions 3 роки тому +601

    "I"M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!!"
    that got me

  • @adriannetarantino2416
    @adriannetarantino2416 3 роки тому +158

    James mom: "Ok thats 15 minutes in the time out corrner"
    Baby james: *"IM NOT GOING BQCK IN THE TIME OUT CORRNER!"*

  • @angelofdeath095
    @angelofdeath095 3 місяці тому

    Look at the brighter side mom...youd get to tell your wife and kids, just how much fun your mom was and these wholesome stories, you are one hell of a lucky guy, i am very jealous

  • @mysticalisbusy1835
    @mysticalisbusy1835 4 роки тому +293

    Jame’s Mom: *Blasts Radio*
    *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEL*
    James: Oh Go- I MEAN shoot.

  • @camilacastillo4933
    @camilacastillo4933 5 років тому +421

    My Mom: *plays Old Town Road*
    James Mom: *BLASTS Jesus Take The Wheel*
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

    • @Rei_Sh0
      @Rei_Sh0 5 років тому +9

      TAKE IT FROM MY *H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A N D !*

    • @dtmt1581
      @dtmt1581 5 років тому +5

      CAUSE I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN

    • @jamesohara2233
      @jamesohara2233 5 років тому +2

      RADIOHEAD FOREVER

    • @katelin5111
      @katelin5111 5 років тому +3

      I'M LETTING GOOOOOOO

    • @dtmt1581
      @dtmt1581 5 років тому +3

      So give me one more chance

  • @taehyungslostbag468
    @taehyungslostbag468 4 роки тому +562

    James: Did anyone else's parents put a password on the family computer?
    Me: wait, you had a computer?

  • @jackie2516
    @jackie2516 2 місяці тому +1

    I love the beginning of this video it’s hilarious! 🤣

  • @richiebankich
    @richiebankich 2 роки тому +862

    “MOOOOOOOOOM! LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”
    “That’s 50 cents.”
    “WOOO! I’M RICH!”
    *One of my favorite lines out of this entire series.*

  • @mathematicslearn49
    @mathematicslearn49 3 роки тому +297

    James' Mom: Hey, hey! *snap* *snap*. Look at me!
    *eats m&m*
    James: *GASPS*

    • @samueljones3943
      @samueljones3943 3 роки тому +8

      *I'm a good boy I'm a good boy*

    • @nyayayayaaa
      @nyayayayaaa 3 роки тому +4

      mom: HEY HEY! *snap snap* Look at me!
      mom: *eats m&ms*
      james: *GASP*
      lol

    • @syrexio
      @syrexio 3 роки тому +1

      James' Mom: *Nom*
      James: Offended.

    • @fatbird1516
      @fatbird1516 3 роки тому

      yeah i saw that, its like we saw the same video

    • @shrochrome
      @shrochrome 3 роки тому

      "Mom, like call me a butthole"

  • @YourAverageTruf
    @YourAverageTruf 3 роки тому +227

    Little James Rallison: The time out corner...Rated R

  • @SophiaHeaney
    @SophiaHeaney 27 днів тому

    the "JEUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL!!!!{the car has a seizure}was the best part it was so good i audibly laughed

  • @frankennmutt
    @frankennmutt 3 роки тому +1212

    “That’s why you need to get a college education James.”
    **silence**
    **smack**
    *oof*

  • @matthew46058
    @matthew46058 5 років тому +353

    When he starts “swearing” on captions it says “beeping intensifies”

  • @Aurora_lov
    @Aurora_lov 4 роки тому +442

    “THATS 100 DOLLARS JAMES” -James’s mom while reading the script

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/v-deo.html

    • @Bloofy123
      @Bloofy123 4 роки тому

      @@Christianlee849 here is for you ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @eeeeeeee8691
      @eeeeeeee8691 4 роки тому +4

      @@Bloofy123 jokes on you i remembered link

    • @Bloofy123
      @Bloofy123 4 роки тому +1

      @@eeeeeeee8691 oh sh-

    • @kronoskaalan1838
      @kronoskaalan1838 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bloofy123 you are never gonna rick roll me. NEVER

  • @Irismakesmemes
    @Irismakesmemes 3 місяці тому +2

    "uhhhhhhhh i pwead the fwif" made me roll off my bed🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loizzzzzz9882
    @loizzzzzz9882 4 роки тому +486

    I feel That James is THE MOST RELATABLE person in the world.

  • @Nsuarez978
    @Nsuarez978 4 роки тому +654

    Mom: that’s why u need a college education James. *SLAPS*

  • @Incisirs
    @Incisirs Рік тому +694

    1:37 I love how jame’s mom takes the scissors away from him so he doesn’t get hurt, but she slaps him a couple seconds later

  • @imakesillythings
    @imakesillythings Місяць тому +6

    4:23 james you can’t say that..
    Edit:btw you owe her 50 dollars for the pp word and the swears

  • @Eri-xc5ct
    @Eri-xc5ct 3 роки тому +633

    Faith: james ur an... UNPLEASANT person??
    mom: * hesitates*
    james: *hesitates*
    james again: Awwwww

  • @Ye_got_rum
    @Ye_got_rum 3 роки тому +320

    Car: JESUS TAKE THE WEEEEELLLLLLL
    The kids that his school: oh god nope never gonna talk to him
    His neighbors: honey he’s at it again

  • @mackbabcock2404
    @mackbabcock2404 3 роки тому +2163

    James: Mom Luke called me a butthole
    James Mom: That’s 50 cents
    James: WOOO IM RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sawyersmithson7548
    @sawyersmithson7548 2 місяці тому

    you should make a "Times When My Mom Embarrassed Me" video, because I would LOVE to see that, it would be hilarious

  • @chipchop4175
    @chipchop4175 5 років тому +425

    6:38 is the best part of this whole video😂

  • @LifesWildAdventures
    @LifesWildAdventures 6 років тому +3476

    I CANT GO BACK TO THE TIMEOUT CORNER! YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIIIIIVVVEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

    • @randeeisnthere5081
      @randeeisnthere5081 6 років тому +8

      ...wat?

    • @Muncle1
      @Muncle1 6 років тому +5

      FREEDOM

    • @guyperson7344
      @guyperson7344 6 років тому +4

      Huh, I’m subbed to you
      You watch theodd1’sout? Never woulda guessed

    • @brianrodriguez444
      @brianrodriguez444 6 років тому

      Life's Wild Adventures i

    • @yeeninging
      @yeeninging 6 років тому +2

      Life's Wild Adventures we will not let them catch us aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

  • @arknoglin8481
    @arknoglin8481 3 роки тому +2911

    "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEL FROM MY HAAAAAAAANDS! " is the most accurate thing in this video
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @bench_the_III
      @bench_the_III 3 роки тому +28

      I was literally DYING LAUGHING

    • @LandonNintendo
      @LandonNintendo 3 роки тому +6

      @@bench_the_III SAME xD

    • @kicks3701
      @kicks3701 3 роки тому +14

      Nah its JESUSS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEL TAKE IT FROM MY HEART

    • @W1llcraft176
      @W1llcraft176 3 роки тому +11

      @@kicks3701 nah it says take it from my hands in subtitles

    • @kicks3701
      @kicks3701 3 роки тому +2

      @@W1llcraft176 no that’s the song of you listen the captions are AI generated so you can’t trust them

  • @YaronGottlieb-r9k
    @YaronGottlieb-r9k 3 місяці тому

    I am convinced that this guy can make anything funny

  • @dffaw
    @dffaw 4 роки тому +334

    my sister: Why are you laughing so much-
    6:38

  • @ammuyyyg
    @ammuyyyg 4 роки тому +891

    Being a weeb, when James said *”inappropriate anime”* i felt that...

  • @d0g..
    @d0g.. 4 роки тому +199

    “Who would drive you to soccer practice?”
    Um... the person that gave me candy??????

    • @dhmboi1273
      @dhmboi1273 4 роки тому +9

      Hol up

    • @victortovar9380
      @victortovar9380 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @misstomboyx6196
      @misstomboyx6196 4 роки тому +2

      I'll see you in that van I'm going to soccer practice too from a guy with Candy.

    • @d0g..
      @d0g.. 4 роки тому +2

      @@misstomboyx6196 I thought he had a pickup-

    • @misstomboyx6196
      @misstomboyx6196 4 роки тому +2

      @@d0g.. Ö
      Well Idk I just got in the van

  • @maggieo1683
    @maggieo1683 Місяць тому

    I just totally snorted trying to hold back a laugh in my dark college dorm room at 3:30am with my roommate sleeping across the room from me at that last scene with the blasting christian music at your school. Whoops, hope I didn't wake her up lol

  • @OnyxChinchilla
    @OnyxChinchilla 3 роки тому +440

    Me: **sees pregnant James**
    Also me: **Horrible Wattpad flashbacks**

  • @thefareyfamily3532
    @thefareyfamily3532 3 роки тому +469

    James: “me and my sister liked to hide in the circular rackets”
    Me: *does that ALL the time*
    *my brother being like my mom*
    ._.

  • @jaykay6249
    @jaykay6249 6 років тому +1760

    Happy Birthday James's Mom!

  • @FeertheReef
    @FeertheReef Місяць тому +1

    Great video James❤

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 3 роки тому +616

    Confirmed: james’ mom is an inter-dimensional glitch demon who can manipulate reality into an erratic, glitchy mess when Christian rock is played on max volume

  • @TheCollectorsOasis
    @TheCollectorsOasis 5 років тому +662

    “I’m not going back to timeout” 😂😂

  • @Chris_Pickaxe
    @Chris_Pickaxe 6 років тому +571

    Mom: we don't spank our children
    Me: *are you sure about that*

    • @noahflores2255
      @noahflores2255 6 років тому +2

      My mom made me I did ballet I'm a boy and my mom did a put a password on the computer

    • @aric9560
      @aric9560 6 років тому +2

      Lol so true.....

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 6 років тому +2

      Chris Pickaxe Spanking is child abuse so

    • @Czarfacee
      @Czarfacee 6 років тому

      i dont beat you
      John cena *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

    • @lol-ef9yo
      @lol-ef9yo 6 років тому

      Chris Pickaxe yes my mom spanks me

  • @gamergaming581
    @gamergaming581 3 місяці тому +1

    “My mom lets me play with knifes” is wild