The Spiders and the Bees

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  • @alyssajulaton4190
    @alyssajulaton4190 5 років тому +856

    “they don’t know how to open doors”
    *spider crawls under door *

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +889

    "If you had to fight and a shark. The shark would win."
    *_The more you know_*

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk 5 років тому +11

      -people on youtube know nothing-
      *people on youtube are so smart*

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 5 років тому +2

      Xtreme Cubing how did you put the line on the word

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 5 років тому

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache no spider 🕷🕸🦈

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk 5 років тому +1

      @@roydriver74 i mean - word - (no space)

    • @randytherockerrichards7658
      @randytherockerrichards7658 5 років тому

      *200th like*

  • @elitetopia8071
    @elitetopia8071 4 роки тому +1244

    Spider: “Never seeing the sun, children smile, or graduate college.”
    2020: You’re not alone.

  • @leticiacluck4430
    @leticiacluck4430 5 місяців тому +40

    "But when a bee lands on your arm..."
    *"H o l y f r i c k.."*
    *"Thats TRUE f e a r.."*

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 5 років тому +588

    Only _one_ Bee Movie refrence?! Wow man, that's restraint.

    • @epochii2756
      @epochii2756 5 років тому +12

      Beestraint***

    • @sarahryan3888
      @sarahryan3888 5 років тому +1

      I’d have to agree, man.

    • @caelestisrouge
      @caelestisrouge 5 років тому +2

      Well maybe James’ new end card phrase will be, “Ya like jazz?”.

    • @BluePuffyy
      @BluePuffyy 5 років тому

      its unBEElievable :P

    • @caelestisrouge
      @caelestisrouge 5 років тому

      Should I reference the subreddit r/woooosh here or no? e.e

  • @moondreamer1677
    @moondreamer1677 5 років тому +1149

    "I'm afraid humans aren't that smart Matthew,"
    Me: That is sometimes accurate.

  • @derekpayne4279
    @derekpayne4279 5 років тому +696

    Me: “it’s just a spider!”
    Also me: *screams and runs*

    • @DEAD-oh7bu
      @DEAD-oh7bu 5 років тому +2

      I do the same 😐

    • @j4zissc00l7
      @j4zissc00l7 5 років тому +1

      Heyy :p SAME

    • @hugoismycat5030
      @hugoismycat5030 5 років тому

      Can i have it?

    • @bunnyhunny2939
      @bunnyhunny2939 5 років тому +2

      My friend when sees a Spider:awww só cute *puts OUTDIDE* me when sees a Spider: ITS A MONSTA HALP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT

    • @jester6298
      @jester6298 5 років тому +1

      Me:*burns the house while screaming súper loud*

  • @jennifershepherd2921
    @jennifershepherd2921 5 місяців тому +80

    "Dont move, it wont sting you"
    *freezes*
    *gets stung*
    T R U S T I S S U E S

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +269

    When I was little, there was a common household spider that used to crawl around my house. I named him Boris. I held him in my hand one time. We were good friends. That was a long time ago. He’s probably dead. I miss Boris.
    #RIPBoris

  • @dylanbha5407
    @dylanbha5407 4 роки тому +685

    James:in the shower and has soap to cover his thing
    Also James:doesn’t even wear pants

    • @meatpie9365
      @meatpie9365 4 роки тому +8

      I just realized that-

    • @Sasharose34
      @Sasharose34 4 роки тому +2

      I just relized that he never needed that

    • @saymyname2618
      @saymyname2618 4 роки тому +4

      Just like Donald Duck

    • @frux4326
      @frux4326 4 роки тому

      @Lukanimations u re.... thats why. why would james put soap bubbles over his thing even tho he doesnt even wear pants-

    • @luthienr.3440
      @luthienr.3440 4 роки тому +2

      He is wearing clothes, it’s called skin

  • @cz8176
    @cz8176 5 років тому +2535

    Me: Sees spider on the floor
    Also me: If you staying here you paying rent bro.

    • @courtney7709
      @courtney7709 5 років тому +28

      Heheh. I like this comment.

    • @InvalidUser18
      @InvalidUser18 5 років тому +17

      +GayJayy I like that. For all we know it is.

    • @gaming209boyinthehouse5
      @gaming209boyinthehouse5 5 років тому +15

      There's a bee on my hand right now

    • @warriorxheart
      @warriorxheart 5 років тому +36

      They pay rent by eating your pests

    • @cz8176
      @cz8176 5 років тому +8

      @@warriorxheart True

  • @rickydeseve-wc8eu
    @rickydeseve-wc8eu 5 місяців тому +8

    🎵there's a spider on my celling and i'm naming him Dave. spider Dave, you better beave!🎵lol

  • @collegemaster5683
    @collegemaster5683 5 років тому +10034

    James: "Bees are the hardest working thing on earth."
    Ants: Are we a joke to you?

    • @booksandart5920
      @booksandart5920 5 років тому +203

      Yeees, poor ants

    • @wildspirit2534
      @wildspirit2534 5 років тому +253

      Ants are 2st hardest working thing on earth

    • @B0nkz18
      @B0nkz18 5 років тому +22

      Tv

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP 5 років тому +82

      Humans:We're right here bruh.

    • @felinefrost7023
      @felinefrost7023 5 років тому +52

      franco cruz technically most humans don’t work soooo

  • @keeleyhaywood130
    @keeleyhaywood130 4 роки тому +377

    James: Unless you live in Australia you won’t die
    Me who lives in Australia: Frick

    • @KenCarson-i8k
      @KenCarson-i8k 4 роки тому +1

      Keeley Haywood what is like living near spiders that can survive wildfires and flooding

    • @StefanAndreiMusic
      @StefanAndreiMusic 4 роки тому +1

      How dare you say fr**k on my christian minecraft server .reeeeeeee

    • @wasduhjk53
      @wasduhjk53 4 роки тому +1

      I live in Australia and never been bitten by a Spider and have not been Stung by Anything for 10 Years Straight

    • @rabburtt1841
      @rabburtt1841 4 роки тому

      You obtained: Monetization

    • @alainaplaysroblox-tw2ko
      @alainaplaysroblox-tw2ko 4 роки тому

      Wait u live in austraila? I live in Thomasville it's a small town but still you might love it

  • @tharu44
    @tharu44 2 роки тому +4498

    spiders are the only web designers that become happy when they found a bug

    • @TeenyTiny13
      @TeenyTiny13 Рік тому +81

      BAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣

    • @carmellehontz4520
      @carmellehontz4520 Рік тому +49

      Omg yes

    • @tiffany7023
      @tiffany7023 Рік тому +96

      You dropped this 🏆

    • @tharu44
      @tharu44 Рік тому +52

      @@tiffany7023 thx but i didnt create it i saw it somewhere else i dont remember where

    • @tiffany7023
      @tiffany7023 Рік тому +62

      @@tharu44 Well here's a prize for honesty. 🥈

  • @MyCatMyca
    @MyCatMyca 3 місяці тому +3

    I once went outside for my photography class and I had a wasp land on my hand (probs because I had a green ring it liked) and was yell whispering to my sister for help but she was just gonna take a picture and do nothing. The wasp ended up flying away before any of us could do anything anyways lol

  • @thatrandomfan3133
    @thatrandomfan3133 5 років тому +310

    James: “what did we learn?”
    Me: *to wear my seatbelt!*

    • @RexOM9
      @RexOM9 5 років тому +1

      tHaT rAnDoM fAn true

  • @jordanfrench9908
    @jordanfrench9908 5 років тому +310

    "But then, when a bee lands on your arm,"
    *HOLY FRICK*

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 5 років тому +6

      Jordan French *THATS TRUE FEAR*

    • @Nocturnify
      @Nocturnify 5 років тому +3

      @@GojiBoiEarth1964 a wasp landed on my foot and i just stood there and took a pic

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 5 років тому

      Dexter the Cat well if ether a wasp or a hornet (or a yellow jacket but they are wasp but there nest are underground) you have to stand still and HOPE that it doesn’t sting since there REALLY aggressive

    • @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327
      @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327 5 років тому +3

      U sAid THe FRIcK WorD

    • @exilehax2804
      @exilehax2804 5 років тому +1

      When a bee lands on your arm just leave it but if a hornet lands on your *FRICKING* face Just Scream BEES

  • @SojournerArt
    @SojournerArt 5 років тому +457

    That "HOLY FRICK" thing is the best
    I've watched it 10 times now

  • @IsabelleSudler-y6m
    @IsabelleSudler-y6m 2 місяці тому +11

    3:27 Stop! Just..just stop. Please, you're breaking my heart right now. 😢😢

    • @TuÉsg
      @TuÉsg 2 місяці тому +2

      I just thinking that rith now

    • @sauteedsarcasm
      @sauteedsarcasm Місяць тому +1

      It’s OK😢😢😢

  • @ErikaLopez-po6bf
    @ErikaLopez-po6bf 5 років тому +870

    "And theres only a 50% chance that their venomous"
    *Gee thanks JaMeS*

  • @idontreallycare1256
    @idontreallycare1256 4 роки тому +774

    "I'm Afraid humans aren't that smart"
    Quote of the century

  • @jessicabrent7536
    @jessicabrent7536 3 роки тому +616

    "Unless you live in Australia"
    Me, an Australian: "Wha- hey now wait a secon-"
    - Thinks back to the brown recluse that was on my dishwasher last week -
    Me: - deep breath- "Go on."

  • @Quepp_RR
    @Quepp_RR Місяць тому +1

    7:56 heres the time where james decided it was a good idea to instead throw a rock at a wasp nest

  • @Atomicrown51
    @Atomicrown51 2 роки тому +1272

    The best thing to start when it came to beating my fear of spiders was this little comic quote "If you find a penny in your sofa. That's the spider paying rent"

  • @Themanwiththeteam
    @Themanwiththeteam 5 років тому +1819

    "Sleep tight dont let the bedhumans bite" im ded. (・_・、)

  • @knockoffkid1143
    @knockoffkid1143 4 роки тому +387

    "The silk that makes up a spider web is stronger than a bullet proof vest"
    "Their webs are too weak to trap u in"
    Me having internal confused screaming

    • @That6ftdude
      @That6ftdude 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @randilynnrosa
      @randilynnrosa 4 роки тому +6

      Ur not wrong

    • @umonly5681
      @umonly5681 4 роки тому +6

      I think he meant it as in a fast-moving projectile such as a bullet is less effective the same way bulletproof vests are and I'm GUESSing something slow and with Nails(Humans, Etc) could be able to get out of it with relative ease.
      Edit: This is just a guess from someone trying to Rationalize what he said I am probably VERY wrong so keep that in mind.

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 роки тому +6

      He means proportionally. For their size, it's stronger but to us it's weak. So if they were our size then it would be but since their smaller then it's week

    • @maryannakers7751
      @maryannakers7751 4 роки тому +1

      Me dying of a heart attack

  • @marietheltaylor-uf3rw
    @marietheltaylor-uf3rw 3 місяці тому +1

    I won 100 percent agree with you for the fear of bees and don't forget that wasps.

  • @user-vk3du4nx7h
    @user-vk3du4nx7h 5 років тому +1294

    *Bees:*
    *-Fuzzy bois*
    *-They buzz*
    *-p o l l i n a t e*
    *-Cute lil bumble bois*
    *Wasps:*
    *-Evil*
    *-Must be destroyed*
    *-Stings you for no reason*
    *-They can call die for all I care*

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 5 років тому +30

      I have a pet wasp :(

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 5 років тому +30

      KFC kill it

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 5 років тому +18

      @@sl8103 But I love him

    • @marigraceatienza9881
      @marigraceatienza9881 5 років тому +10

      BEElieve every BEE in the planet earth and BEE the good BEE you are vuxedo
      BEE the most loving care vuxedo (did I spell your name right?)

    • @marigraceatienza9881
      @marigraceatienza9881 5 років тому +3

      Oops
      I mean waspy day :) don’t threat wasps :(

  • @lucyhuiyulu9936
    @lucyhuiyulu9936 5 років тому +321

    James: "Unless you live in Australia..."
    Me: ...
    Also Me: I live in Australia...🇦🇺

    • @Ronn_V
      @Ronn_V 5 років тому +8

      *Russian National Anthem plays*
      Wait, wRoNg cOuNtRy

    • @nicholascarroll5872
      @nicholascarroll5872 5 років тому +1

      Well it’s time die
      -James

    • @ryanif.p
      @ryanif.p 5 років тому +1

      Sameee 😂😂. In theory, I should be dead 😂

    • @lunardraws8888
      @lunardraws8888 5 років тому

      the only thing I have to worry about here in Wisconsin is the bees and wasps

    • @itzyaboiiwill-gamingyeet8245
      @itzyaboiiwill-gamingyeet8245 5 років тому

      Lucy Huiyu Lu and spiders arent harmful here guys

  • @grimoireweiss1396
    @grimoireweiss1396 5 років тому +695

    My Therapist: "Realistic Mouth The Odd1 is not real, he can't hurt you.
    Realistic Mouth The Odd1:
    7:35

    • @BronyFan27
      @BronyFan27 5 років тому +10

      Shoot The Bullet James: They can’t be making a movie about me!
      But they are!! And they’re using..(7:34)actors...

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 5 років тому +4

      *AAAAAAH*

    • @samzou6255
      @samzou6255 5 років тому +4

      i saw your comment right when james said "but remember thats just a theory a-
      *FRICK*

    • @jehanlunca4752
      @jehanlunca4752 5 років тому +2

      @Shin-Goji 216 holy frick holy frick

    • @sweetcisteen
      @sweetcisteen 5 років тому

      Shoot The Bullet à

  • @DavidAntaya-m7m
    @DavidAntaya-m7m 3 місяці тому +23

    Literally a volcano of wasps 0:10

  • @vsstvdk2757
    @vsstvdk2757 5 років тому +557

    ok bees are fine, but wasps, no mercy.

    • @Wheeziebeen
      @Wheeziebeen 5 років тому +15

      dat boii I must agree wasp are have no qualms about stinging you because they dont die when they sting you!! Now bumble bees are best girls, and honey bees are fine

    • @annelucky7260
      @annelucky7260 5 років тому +11

      I was stung by four wasps in one HOUR! *sobbing*

    • @DourDervish
      @DourDervish 5 років тому +3

      Annie *lucky* what the flip

    • @DourDervish
      @DourDervish 5 років тому

      Anne*

    • @Blueb3rry729
      @Blueb3rry729 5 років тому

      Yes

  • @erikschauer5080
    @erikschauer5080 5 років тому +210

    James: “The black widow is the most venomous spider in north america”
    Brown Recluse: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @PobeeWobee
      @PobeeWobee 5 років тому

      Woow

    • @Dumbbunny-qb8ec
      @Dumbbunny-qb8ec 5 років тому +1

      OK THAT IS OLD

    • @takirkeninvader9110
      @takirkeninvader9110 5 років тому +2

      Black widow: Here, if u feel lonely, let's have kids and call them the Black recluse, and the Brown window!
      Brown recluse: OKI
      (After mating)
      Black widow: Okay, I'm prenangant bai.
      (After killing Brown recluse)
      Black widow: MWAHAH... Oh snap I'ma die too... NUUu
      (Gives birth to da baby spiders)
      Me: ....

    • @erikschauer5080
      @erikschauer5080 5 років тому

      wtf did i just read

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 5 років тому +1

      @@takirkeninvader9110 Okay I'm sorry but, what the fuck did you decide to comment?

  • @torifevailo7591
    @torifevailo7591 5 років тому +795

    *James* : Unless you live in Australia...
    *Me who lives in Australia* :...Shit

    • @thecreator1936
      @thecreator1936 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/4tLGOA-EHJo/v-deo.html

    • @katie6228
      @katie6228 5 років тому +7

      same

    • @JohnDoe-kx1fj
      @JohnDoe-kx1fj 5 років тому +8

      yeah same XD

    • @-alex-1985
      @-alex-1985 5 років тому +18

      fuckin same, there were 6 redback nests in my brothers room alone

    • @JP-lf2qz
      @JP-lf2qz 5 років тому +7

      Came to comment this

  • @Idkwhattoputsothisismyhandle
    @Idkwhattoputsothisismyhandle 3 місяці тому +2

    My classmates, continuously, kill innocent spiders that didn’t do anything if they are in the classroom and hate it SO much

  • @pavlo4785
    @pavlo4785 5 років тому +434

    James:"their webs are too weak to trap you"
    Also James:"next time you go to a gun fight wear a spider web"

  • @aaccountforminitoonbrother5901
    @aaccountforminitoonbrother5901 4 роки тому +540

    Lil spider: “mommy, why does people hate us?”
    Me: “It’s hard to explain...”

    • @mundocalissa5121
      @mundocalissa5121 4 роки тому +5

      Me: Well, basically humans are *dumb*. They caused so many things that hurt the planet, but only pay attention to their actions when a cute species like the panda is about to go extinct or when it’s already to late. Your great great great great great great great great great great thirteenth cousin was a dodo, and humans killed all of her kind. She is still alive, she is hiding out with big foot, but humans are not that smart. Also, phobias are a thing. Night night, don’t let the big books slam down on your body. Love you!

    • @TheOnlyGamingMC
      @TheOnlyGamingMC 4 роки тому +3

      @@mundocalissa5121 this guy is also dumb "Why DOES people hate us?"

    • @sayedalduma
      @sayedalduma 4 роки тому

      I would say because they drink bees blood.

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 4 роки тому +2

      You're the spider's mother?

    • @rhe_tt
      @rhe_tt 4 роки тому +1

      Well I have arachnophobia

  • @Trebwar2012
    @Trebwar2012 5 років тому +432

    Scientist: Bees are dying at a fast rate.
    James: WELL GOOD FOR THEM

    • @theseeker3383
      @theseeker3383 5 років тому

      Bakugo

    • @zaitsu2461
      @zaitsu2461 5 років тому

      Bakugo

    • @KO-jx6ps
      @KO-jx6ps 5 років тому

      🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

    • @n3p1un3
      @n3p1un3 5 років тому

      Everyone in chat just saying bakugou? XD

    • @seuldoll
      @seuldoll 5 років тому

      bAKUGOU?

  • @Sneknoodl
    @Sneknoodl Місяць тому +1

    Once, when i was in 3rd or 4th grade, this big bumblebee landed on my knee and i was freaking out. My knee was shaking so hard. Luckily, the bumble left after what felt like 5 WHOLE MINUTES and that hasn't happened again since

  • @ex0scarzy294
    @ex0scarzy294 5 років тому +636

    “Yay I’m from Australia time to go human hunting”
    -Spiders

  • @z_games0804
    @z_games0804 5 років тому +718

    James: spider webs aren’t strong enough to trap you.
    Also James: spider webs are stronger than a bulletproof vest.

    • @jogair87
      @jogair87 5 років тому +17

      I know, where is the LOGIC HERE!?!?

    • @patrick-fv7ks
      @patrick-fv7ks 5 років тому +8

      Very confusing

    • @souler4224
      @souler4224 5 років тому +19

      This is like a sign that says exit but the door says not an exit

    • @hunterclose4942
      @hunterclose4942 5 років тому +7

      Doesn't mean it is sticky enough to trap you.

    • @iheartsopa
      @iheartsopa 5 років тому +3

      I got that too

  • @sharkf1nny
    @sharkf1nny 5 років тому +798

    "And yeet it back into the wild with the rest of god's glorious creatures"
    You gave me an idea to do that to my brother

    • @theshockingtruthaboutcomme9915
      @theshockingtruthaboutcomme9915 5 років тому

      🔥🔥🔥
      ➡➡➡ If you want a long life for your dog I recommend you watch the video on my channel to save your dog before it's too late ⬅⬅⬅
      🔥🔥🔥

    • @Random-lo2eq
      @Random-lo2eq 5 років тому +2

      I know!

    • @diegoh5574
      @diegoh5574 5 років тому +2

      “It”

    • @chickenman6917
      @chickenman6917 5 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @mistergreengenez
      @mistergreengenez 5 років тому +4

      @The Shocking Truth About Commercial Dog Food Revealed!
      Stop. Just stop. This is exactly how to get a bunch of people to dislike you.

  • @Seed20
    @Seed20 4 місяці тому

    "Spiders are completely harmless"
    The spider in my bathroom: yeah.... TOTALLY harmless...

  • @shuricanezrblx8874
    @shuricanezrblx8874 4 роки тому +289

    James:*throws rock at wasp hive*
    Wasps: *uno reverse card*
    7:53

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 5 років тому +573

    "Humans aren't that smart, Matthew."
    Honestly the truest thing I've heard all day.

    • @arandomguy7110
      @arandomguy7110 5 років тому +8

      humans using curiosity in the brain cells

    • @Naomi-vc8ke
      @Naomi-vc8ke 5 років тому +2

      Hell's Princess 😂😂

    • @ethanalfman7805
      @ethanalfman7805 5 років тому +3

      Humans aren’t smart? Yeah, okay.

    • @brady1351
      @brady1351 5 років тому +4

      “Truest thing I’ve heard today”
      “Truest” I guess your right
      JOKE BTW

    • @Naomi-vc8ke
      @Naomi-vc8ke 5 років тому +1

      One Eye Ethan it was a joke, lol.

  • @aprilstrevens1743
    @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +368

    Me: Oh wow I guess spiders aren’t that bad
    James: Except for Australia
    Me: *_dies_*

    • @penguintato
      @penguintato 5 років тому +3

      You live unserwater, you'll be fine

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +1

      @@penguintato yeah but what about the swimming danger noodles

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 5 років тому +1

      @@aprilstrevens1743 Nope Ropes

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +1

      Air? The planes, Birds that are viscious, flying baby spiders? Mosquitous, bugs etc. etc.

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +1

      @Edward Gross ok i understand ur point but.... never. Ever. Call. A. Koala. A. Drop. Bear. Ever. In. Your. Life. Again. But yeah

  • @catherinezhou4179
    @catherinezhou4179 6 місяців тому +2

    I live in Australia, been sent to the hospital by a redback several times, but i still love them ! (Especially daddy long legs, they’re pretty cute!)

  • @thebandicrew260
    @thebandicrew260 5 років тому +2286

    Shoutout to my boy Lucas the Spider
    He is so cute.

  • @justinguzman9472
    @justinguzman9472 5 років тому +482

    7:34 “Holy Frick, that’s true fear.” 🤣🤣

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 5 років тому +5

      100th like

    • @NotAFrenchPerson
      @NotAFrenchPerson 5 років тому +4

      4:46 aaaaaaaaaaaaaa so skary!!!!!!!!!

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 5 років тому +4

      WARNING WARNING WARING COMMENT STOLEN FROM ME

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 5 років тому +4

      FBI IS COMING

    • @rosalara7132
      @rosalara7132 5 років тому +3

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
      Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahh

  • @blazindude1879
    @blazindude1879 5 років тому +183

    The itsy Bitsy spider
    Climbed up James leg
    James freaked out
    The spider went down the drain

    • @Neptune.0204
      @Neptune.0204 5 років тому +1

      Oliver Benham lol

    • @0__1womg
      @0__1womg 5 років тому +2

      Yo hope you get 1000

  • @queentheauthor250
    @queentheauthor250 4 місяці тому +2

    0:50 the pervert spider is back

  • @BOH-28
    @BOH-28 5 років тому +269

    "James released a video"
    UA-cam: Get that to #1 on trending

  • @KBhunterx262
    @KBhunterx262 5 років тому +262

    Name a more iconic duo:
    Odd1sout and #1 on trending

    • @ziabethel7871
      @ziabethel7871 5 років тому +6

      subscribe to me for no reason PewDiePie and demonetization

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError 5 років тому +1

      What the hell I'm not seeing this video at #1 on trending

    • @xyfie6354
      @xyfie6354 5 років тому +1

      Jamesdon

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError 5 років тому +1

      Tyler 101hi is that what i think it is?

    • @juanamedina7528
      @juanamedina7528 5 років тому +2

      Tyler 1 and greek godx or pewdiepie vs T series

  • @444Lui
    @444Lui 5 років тому +305

    Me: I love bees and and there good for the environment
    A bee: Buzz
    Me,Shaking and crying: please dont hurt me

    • @spawnisanevilbastard2146
      @spawnisanevilbastard2146 5 років тому

      Same

    • @glibernstienadulfa5024
      @glibernstienadulfa5024 5 років тому

      Hi, kiddo

    • @amyshaffer6070
      @amyshaffer6070 5 років тому

      Storm ZapToiD at my school we have carpenter bees all around us but I am not scared

    • @Gabi-qb9kq
      @Gabi-qb9kq 5 років тому

      Wrong THERE! You wrote there instead of their

    • @guim3017
      @guim3017 5 років тому +1

      @@Gabi-qb9kq Both are wrong, its they're XD (in case you're wondering, it's they're because they're is an abreviation for they are).

  • @Izzy-ru1py
    @Izzy-ru1py 5 місяців тому +4

    It also shows that black widows will only use their venom when their abdomen is squeezed 😊

  • @Zenwar
    @Zenwar 5 років тому +1619

    *laughs in Australian*
    Do not befriend the beasts

  • @Humanixt
    @Humanixt 4 роки тому +321

    "So, what did we learn today?"

    Me: Don't mess with wasps or else you're gonna end up dead-

    • @jaxgaming4137
      @jaxgaming4137 4 роки тому +4

      And that 3:35 is gonna give you night mares if you pause

    • @kimmyblan572
      @kimmyblan572 4 роки тому +1

      *Giggle in back round*same i *my dad*ya'll know you ganna die!

    • @scarlettjarlett
      @scarlettjarlett 4 роки тому +1

      Jax Gaming 413 oh god...

    • @stephmetc53
      @stephmetc53 4 роки тому

      Fair.

    • @Untitled-vr6fd
      @Untitled-vr6fd 4 роки тому

      Actually if your stung too many times by the giant Asian hornet

  • @windy2424
    @windy2424 4 роки тому +239

    James: Spider's webs are not enough to trap you.
    Also James: Spider's webs are stronger than a bulletproof vest.

    • @justaguy2985
      @justaguy2985 4 роки тому +5

      proportionately tho (I get this is a joke don't r/woosh me)

    • @dogethe1st346
      @dogethe1st346 4 роки тому +4

      @Yondre - bad
      *slaps*

    • @justaguy2985
      @justaguy2985 4 роки тому +2

      @Yondre - god fricking dang it

    • @ChadetteIsDead
      @ChadetteIsDead 4 роки тому

      @@justaguy2985 r/woosh

    • @theperfectidio1
      @theperfectidio1 4 роки тому

      @@ChadetteIsDead *B A D* karate kick

  • @DonutJelly
    @DonutJelly 2 місяці тому +2

    "I see people with arachnophobia being irrationally afraid of spiders"
    the fear is in fact very rational, because when humans were very very small spiders would eat them, so what once was a safety mechanism is now inconvenient, but the fear is still rational.

    • @PennyPolendina8164
      @PennyPolendina8164 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah if my brother can be scared of maggots and worms i can be scared of spiders thank you very much

  • @hello-ck8bu
    @hello-ck8bu 5 років тому +333

    “Then just YEEET it back to the wild”

  • @ryantyanmyan2528
    @ryantyanmyan2528 5 років тому +197

    “Their webs are too weak to trap you”
    “The silk that makes up a spider web is stronger than he fibers that make up a bullet proof vest”

    • @gachagamer2428
      @gachagamer2428 5 років тому +3

      James we need answers

    • @yeahboi1931
      @yeahboi1931 5 років тому +3

      If it builds up it can make a bullet proof vest

    • @futuza
      @futuza 9 місяців тому +2

      Compare a single thread of a bullet proof vest to a thread of web. One is stronger. Now compare an entire vest made out of spider silk thread to a regular bullet proof vest and see which one is better. If spider silk were the same size as a steel beam, it would be stronger, likewise if you shrunk a steel beam down to a single spider-silk thread size, it would be weaker. Obviously steel is stronger if you're comparing typical volume/mass, but if you fairly compare the molecular strength from a relative standpoint there's no discrepancy.

  • @shiningemeralds8024
    @shiningemeralds8024 5 років тому +300

    James: *Makes 10 m sprinkle video*
    *A few weeks later*
    *Gets another million subs*

  • @chochiip4485
    @chochiip4485 5 років тому +462

    "Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low."
    .....Send Help ;-;

    • @incidentmemezzz6943
      @incidentmemezzz6943 5 років тому +1

      I feel u

    • @danieldiar5998
      @danieldiar5998 5 років тому +4

      i live in Australia and its beautiful here

    • @lloydbautista2055
      @lloydbautista2055 5 років тому +6

      Actually only 2 people have died of spider bites in Australia in the last 40 years. The dangerousness of Australian wildlife is just massively overplayed in the US.

    • @SolarisTwili
      @SolarisTwili 5 років тому +1

      Chochiip aussie fam

    • @GamerMoment_
      @GamerMoment_ 5 років тому +1

      Every time I see one I shit myself and bust out a can of axe and a lighter

  • @seancoughlan195
    @seancoughlan195 5 років тому +347

    Me: Steps on bee
    "Ouch my foot! :("
    Bee that got stepped on:
    "...."
    Yeah, he's dead.

  • @youtubeproductions6346
    @youtubeproductions6346 5 років тому +352

    WOW THIS IS #1 ON TRENDING! GOOD JOB JAMES

    • @dontsub3029
      @dontsub3029 5 років тому +2

      Awesome Productions just like all of his other videos when they come out

    • @symxtery5124
      @symxtery5124 5 років тому +1

      Woo hoo!

    • @r.i.p635
      @r.i.p635 5 років тому +1

      Awesome Productions yay earlier it was at #3 Now it’s at #1 yay!

    • @2LAFFINS
      @2LAFFINS 5 років тому

      Great job on the video......ohhhhh spiderssssss 👊👊👊👊👊👊

    • @gladysjones1278
      @gladysjones1278 5 років тому

      Awesome Productions exactly like every single video that comes out

  • @Skylar8463
    @Skylar8463 24 дні тому +1

    Not three times, not four times! But two times.. two times.

  • @cadenbush287
    @cadenbush287 5 років тому +186

    I got stung by a wasp yesterday 😢 so I’m with you “ wasps can die for all that I care”

    • @cdragon7583
      @cdragon7583 5 років тому

      Caden Bush oof

    • @tamarahayward9792
      @tamarahayward9792 5 років тому

      I came home for the first time in a few days to a wasp in my house but no one got stungs

    • @wildesruf
      @wildesruf 5 років тому

      As a little kid I was stung by three wasps at the same time

    • @ambrona6424
      @ambrona6424 5 років тому

      Hey me too!!!

    • @omarvarela1642
      @omarvarela1642 5 років тому

      Same😖😩😭😭😭😭

  • @crafted5199
    @crafted5199 5 років тому +434

    “But when a bee lands on you, *Holy frick* “
    “ *T h a t ‘ s t r u e f e a r* ”

    • @chimkennungey8167
      @chimkennungey8167 5 років тому +11

      I’ve had a wasp land on my face at 6:45 in the morning for like five minutes on the bus. I had an internal mental breakdown right there. *Never. Again.*

    • @Runrunrun38
      @Runrunrun38 5 років тому +2

      The Crafted Creeper YT I died when he said this

    • @farahtorres6212
      @farahtorres6212 5 років тому +3

      “What are u saying about dangerous colors America”

    • @sarahmohammadi7232
      @sarahmohammadi7232 5 років тому +1

      The Crafted Creeper YT true

    • @taralefebvre2889
      @taralefebvre2889 5 років тому

      Yasssss

  • @bronopaly9835
    @bronopaly9835 5 років тому +288

    0:46
    Spiders webs are too weak to trap you
    3:46
    Spider webs are stronger than bullet proof vests

  • @xmcrcx
    @xmcrcx 2 місяці тому +8

    4:51 are you okay bro

  • @yourmajesty761
    @yourmajesty761 5 років тому +330

    James: unless you live in Australia, spiders aren't that venomous
    Me: *currently in Australia* *leaves the room* 😂😂

    • @sarahjane7432
      @sarahjane7432 5 років тому +3

      I was like...what if you live in Australia...next second...unless you live in Australia....

    • @jaydenabrahams3736
      @jaydenabrahams3736 5 років тому

      Beatrice Hoggemburk same

    • @omarsukar4342
      @omarsukar4342 5 років тому +2

      Even if ur in Australia it's a pretty low chance of getting bitten by a venomous spider

    • @nikolaytoshev5720
      @nikolaytoshev5720 5 років тому +1

      Outside? Where the spiders can find you?

    • @zabloing4475
      @zabloing4475 5 років тому

      Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahahhahaahahahaahhaahhaahhaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😄😄😃😄😄😄😄🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 so funny

  • @TheChadMan2345
    @TheChadMan2345 5 років тому +186

    James: **exists**
    Spiders: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
    Bees: So you have chosen death.

    • @hoodedorsumn
      @hoodedorsumn 5 років тому

      James: I don't care about you
      Spiders and The Bees: excuse me what the f? 😐👐

    • @crimsonflare13
      @crimsonflare13 5 років тому

      Haha, yeah two in one

  • @Marko_gaming564
    @Marko_gaming564 5 років тому +443

    James: don’t be scared of spiders unless your in Australia
    Me: I live in Australia.

    • @2001CuisinartToasterr
      @2001CuisinartToasterr 5 років тому +2

      Slav I-A how is it like living upsidedown

    • @gargantuanblunt
      @gargantuanblunt 5 років тому +1

      Screw living in Australia just because of that. Y’all have the Sydney funnel-web spider over there.

    • @jaysarchivez
      @jaysarchivez 5 років тому +1

      Me ✈️🚶🏾‍♂️

    • @kristinawager546
      @kristinawager546 5 років тому +1

      Ohnoo

    • @omayramolina8252
      @omayramolina8252 5 років тому +1

      Slav I-A the second most venomous spider in the world lives in Australia

  • @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui
    @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui 4 місяці тому +1

    First video I ever saw from him, and first one I watched since I got back into watching these animators.

  • @icexxfirexx5702
    @icexxfirexx5702 5 років тому +237

    When a bee lands on your arm
    HOLY FRAEK
    7:33

  • @spaceblend2624
    @spaceblend2624 5 років тому +490

    “Don’t let the bedhumans bite.”
    - Spider mom, 2019

  • @MrToast-fo4sp
    @MrToast-fo4sp 5 років тому +198

    7:34 *james that face is true fear*

    • @kenhgiaitri922
      @kenhgiaitri922 5 років тому +1

      I am in Vietnam. You registered your UA-cam channel

    • @Leoslion02
      @Leoslion02 5 років тому +1

      kenh giai tri ...what?😂

    • @MrToast-fo4sp
      @MrToast-fo4sp 5 років тому

      @@kenhgiaitri922 wut?

    • @MrToast-fo4sp
      @MrToast-fo4sp 5 років тому

      @@kenhgiaitri922 how did i register my YT channel?

    • @MrToast-fo4sp
      @MrToast-fo4sp 5 років тому

      @@kenhgiaitri922 hello?

  • @danielistophat
    @danielistophat 11 годин тому

    Bees: We Are Docile We Won't Hurt You
    Wasps: HEY COME HERE KID *Stings You*

  • @inkartemirkhan6689
    @inkartemirkhan6689 5 років тому +340

    Bee: *sits on my hand*
    Me: HOLY FREAK

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +958

    The birds didn't get Harry
    *_the wasps did_*

  • @thevikj
    @thevikj 5 років тому +378

    I watched this video despite my arachnophobia. That is true love for the odd ones out

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 12 днів тому +1

    Humans are hard wired to react to anything that scuttles.

  • @EmilyTheMedic
    @EmilyTheMedic 4 роки тому +544

    "Their spider webs are too weak to trap you"
    "The fibers of a spider web are stronger than a bulletproof vest"

    • @amandalaughton1986
      @amandalaughton1986 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah how dose it make sens

    • @Reyfan601
      @Reyfan601 4 роки тому +13

      @@amandalaughton1986 if you could combine a lot of spider web you could get a strong string. Search on Google or youtube "how strong is spider web"

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 4 роки тому +6

      Too thin, but one as thick and dense as a bullet proof vest would be stronger than it (except the kevlar ones, kevlar is... very strong to say the least)

    • @slayingtobetheslay
      @slayingtobetheslay 4 роки тому

      I noticed that too... 😳 RUN.

    • @stisse79
      @stisse79 4 роки тому

      Hmmmm

  • @bellabeck8056
    @bellabeck8056 5 років тому +221

    James: “so what did we learn?”
    Me: Not to throw rocks at wasp hives

  • @Spacemouse14
    @Spacemouse14 5 років тому +234

    2:35 “And YEET it back into the wild” i’m so weak😂

  • @ObjectAnimationStudio
    @ObjectAnimationStudio Місяць тому

    “Okay, if you’re in the shower and you see a spider crawling up your leg like a fricking pervert, then that’s an appropriate time to freak out!”
    -James, 2019

  • @andreanalee445
    @andreanalee445 5 років тому +256

    did anyone else think this was going to be a weird version of the birds and the bees

  • @CryptoSashko
    @CryptoSashko 5 років тому +682

    *Always indoors?*
    *Have poor eyesight?*
    *Rarely sees the light?*
    *I think I'm a spider*

    • @VR_Miata
      @VR_Miata 5 років тому +9

      Me too...

    • @clarkninjapro7920
      @clarkninjapro7920 5 років тому

      same

    • @the_hanburger
      @the_hanburger 5 років тому +3

      If you take this medicine called Gamer you will have these side effects 😂😂😂
      But the good things about it is good hand coordinations and good reaction time.
      (Just some myths... ⬆)

    • @euca_yippee
      @euca_yippee 5 років тому +1

      I'm just that one weird spider who just watches anime all the time lol

    • @elnyfadzlinadnan6023
      @elnyfadzlinadnan6023 5 років тому

      Are you Spider-Man?

  • @thenpc5235
    @thenpc5235 5 років тому +592

    to all kids reading this, BEE careful on the WEB

  • @AstrosNo1FAN
    @AstrosNo1FAN 4 місяці тому

    The man just died on the sofa as James was stuck in the beepocolips

  • @ibslxn4706
    @ibslxn4706 4 роки тому +434

    “Their webs aren’t strong enough to trap you”
    “Spider webs are bullet proof”
    Ok james

    • @poimedhanzel2103
      @poimedhanzel2103 4 роки тому +3

      XDlazered lmao the comment I saw before this is exactly the same thing

    • @ibslxn4706
      @ibslxn4706 4 роки тому +1

      Rover wait was it? I didn’t copy

    • @ibslxn4706
      @ibslxn4706 4 роки тому

      Rover I didn’t even know it was there

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 4 роки тому +1

      @@ibslxn4706 poor you.

    • @superpeanutcrusade9208
      @superpeanutcrusade9208 4 роки тому +12

      Their webs can’t trap you because they’re too thin. If the web was thick as a bulletproof vest it would be bulletproof. Spider silk is five times stronger than STEEL of the same width.

  • @andy_c
    @andy_c 4 роки тому +644

    In Australia the spiders aren’t big, they're just deadly
    Except for steve which I ride to work, but he’s friendly

  • @josiahplayzyt801
    @josiahplayzyt801 5 років тому +796

    James: so, what did we learn
    Me: that spiders are perverts

  • @eleman11
    @eleman11 24 дні тому

    i like how matpat and his wife did the voices for the spiders

  • @de-evolution-is-real
    @de-evolution-is-real 4 роки тому +288

    “Don’t let the bed humans bite”
    Me: oh now I have to be scared of two things when I’m sleeping

    • @miraculouseditz374
      @miraculouseditz374 4 роки тому +2

      Lol 🤣

    • @CurryChickenAndPotatoes
      @CurryChickenAndPotatoes 4 роки тому +1

      You yourself is a bed human

    • @murphydaigle4421
      @murphydaigle4421 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @Themanofstupid
      @Themanofstupid 3 роки тому

      dont let the bed ⋔̴̢̯̹̖͇͈̫̓ͅ⍜̷̢͖̝͖̏͋͛͊̇⋏̵̡̻̘̮̜͔͕̯̒̔͋̒͛̌͛̐̌̉͑́̈́͐̓͝ͅ⌇̴̛̛̛̣̪̖̠͎͖͇͍̩̣͎̬̗̞͕̈́̓̈͆́̍̾͂̿̈̅̈͋͘͜͠⏁̵̡̛͚͔̹̺̮̭̥͓͚̎̐͛͒̅̇́̒͘̕͝⟒̴̧̢̨̪͉̥̝̥̯̗̫̼̺̈́̀͌͊̈̇̉͜͠⍀̵̞͒͌̍̏̽̅͒̋͒͑̐⌇̶̤̳̘̤̟͗̅̿̃̔̊̉̈́̍̋͆̀̍͆̓͑s bite

    • @Themanofstupid
      @Themanofstupid 3 роки тому

      and the children and rapists

  • @aregulargamer4144
    @aregulargamer4144 5 років тому +231

    2019: BEES ARE DYING WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
    2219: what are bees? Are they helpful, and what did they do?

    • @tixtux2697
      @tixtux2697 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @playamcnugeegames8267
      @playamcnugeegames8267 5 років тому +2

      The terraria Gameplayer u know what’s weird that is probably going to be a question on a test in the future and everyone is going to be stumped unless they have time machines than they can just grab a couple bees you know

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +1

      More like,
      2219: *silence because everyone died without bees*

    • @lilly5961
      @lilly5961 5 років тому

      EpicGamer03511 i see what you did there

  • @cursedeclipse1823
    @cursedeclipse1823 4 роки тому +329

    I’m not scared of them for their “deadliness”, I’m scared bc of the way they look. That’s what most people are scared of spiders for.

    • @megafan2001
      @megafan2001 4 роки тому +2

      Then don't play Resident Evil if you don't wanna change your pants.

    • @mooplex4466
      @mooplex4466 4 роки тому +10

      Cursed Eclipse I have arachnophobia and I have no clue why I’m afraid of them... like I love spiders with reaaaaalllly long legs and for some odd reason I’m not scared of tarantulas because they are fuzzy and cute but OTHER SPIDERS SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME

    • @susannamountcastle1945
      @susannamountcastle1945 4 роки тому +2

      Ye

    • @dylanmacfarlane6140
      @dylanmacfarlane6140 4 роки тому +9

      Yes that’s the same with me like I know they won’t hurt me and that’s not what scares me like if never want to hurt them but they FREAK me out like I just Can’t look at one they just freak me out like I can’t look at them it’s weird

    • @maxiking1859
      @maxiking1859 4 роки тому

      @@mooplex4466 How can you know that you have arachnophobia?

  • @Echo-The-Drone
    @Echo-The-Drone 4 місяці тому +3

    I know spiders are harmless, and I tell myself it all the time. I don’t kill spiders, because I can’t. Not because I feel bad for them, but because i’m to scared.

  • @weepyara
    @weepyara 4 роки тому +429

    “So, what did we learn?”
    *wasps are crappy insects and could leave for all I care*