The Spiders and the Bees

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  • Опубліковано 7 бер 2019
  • Everyone was so afraid of spiders when what we should have been fearing is bees.
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  • @VibrantVioletVisions
    @VibrantVioletVisions 5 років тому +17605

    Me: **Has Arachnophobia**
    Video: *Just don't be scared of spiders*
    Me: oh I should have thought of that

  • @elitetopia8071
    @elitetopia8071 3 роки тому +644

    Spider: “Never seeing the sun, children smile, or graduate college.”
    2020: You’re not alone.

  • @jgrod6766
    @jgrod6766 2 місяці тому +908

    I absolutely love seeing MatPat, Stephanie, And James in the most wholesome and kind way. You will be missed, and thanks for everything MatPat.
    {for yall who keep yapping about this being the wrong video, MatPat and Stephanie voiced the two spiders in the beginning, and were even given credit during the end.}

    • @HxdrxYT
      @HxdrxYT 2 місяці тому +44

      This has 49 likes. That proves that people still watch this video in 2024!

    • @doofycoco6893
      @doofycoco6893 2 місяці тому +11

      @@HxdrxYT true

    • @Magic_Pen_Studios
      @Magic_Pen_Studios Місяць тому +10

      @@HxdrxYTof course they do! James makes some of the best animation videos out there!!

    • @thatguyderpy1698
      @thatguyderpy1698 Місяць тому +11

      Wrong channel buddy

    • @Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL
      @Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL Місяць тому +5

      😭

  • @Razorect
    @Razorect 2 місяці тому +198

    When u learn 5 years later that the baby and mummy spider were voiced by matpat and Steph

  • @collegemaster5683
    @collegemaster5683 4 роки тому +9470

    James: "Bees are the hardest working thing on earth."
    Ants: Are we a joke to you?

  • @ErikaLopez-po6bf
    @ErikaLopez-po6bf 4 роки тому +683

    "And theres only a 50% chance that their venomous"
    *Gee thanks JaMeS*

  • @akira881
    @akira881 2 місяці тому +159

    I haven’t realized it was MatPat in the intro until the new UA-cam’s channel video

  • @ChocoBlobby
    @ChocoBlobby 2 місяці тому +36

    I can't believe that I never realized it was Matpat and Stephanie doing the mommy spider and baby spider's voice XD

  • @thatrandomfan3133
    @thatrandomfan3133 5 років тому +278

    James: “what did we learn?”
    Me: *to wear my seatbelt!*

    • @RexOM9
      @RexOM9 5 років тому

      tHaT rAnDoM fAn true

  • @alyssajulaton4190
    @alyssajulaton4190 4 роки тому +520

    “they don’t know how to open doors”
    *spider crawls under door *

  • @theopoaxisuponus2004
    @theopoaxisuponus2004 2 місяці тому +11

    i never did realise that that was stephanie and matthew in the first few minutes.

  • @x1g728
    @x1g728 Місяць тому +12

    He started talking about bees at 4:43 which is exactly halfway through the video. The attention to detail deserves recognition.

  • @ex0scarzy294
    @ex0scarzy294 4 роки тому +612

    “Yay I’m from Australia time to go human hunting”
    -Spiders

  • @jordanfrench9908
    @jordanfrench9908 5 років тому +252

    "But then, when a bee lands on your arm,"
    *HOLY FRICK*

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 5 років тому +3

      Jordan French *THATS TRUE FEAR*

    • @DexterRL
      @DexterRL 5 років тому +1

      @@GojiBoiEarth1964 a wasp landed on my foot and i just stood there and took a pic

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 5 років тому

      Dexter the Cat well if ether a wasp or a hornet (or a yellow jacket but they are wasp but there nest are underground) you have to stand still and HOPE that it doesn’t sting since there REALLY aggressive

    • @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327
      @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327 5 років тому +1

      U sAid THe FRIcK WorD

    • @exilehax2804
      @exilehax2804 5 років тому

      When a bee lands on your arm just leave it but if a hornet lands on your *FRICKING* face Just Scream BEES

  • @Pixie_Art316
    @Pixie_Art316 2 місяці тому +8

    I seriously NEVER realized that the voice for the two spiders are Mat and Steph
    They will be missed

  • @CarmenDahCroissant
    @CarmenDahCroissant 2 місяці тому +7

    MatPat shall be missed forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thx for making the video! ^^

  • @grimoireweiss1396
    @grimoireweiss1396 4 роки тому +594

    My Therapist: "Realistic Mouth The Odd1 is not real, he can't hurt you.
    Realistic Mouth The Odd1:
    7:35

    • @BronyFan27
      @BronyFan27 4 роки тому +8

      Shoot The Bullet James: They can’t be making a movie about me!
      But they are!! And they’re using..(7:34)actors...

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 4 роки тому

      *AAAAAAH*

    • @samzou6255
      @samzou6255 4 роки тому +2

      i saw your comment right when james said "but remember thats just a theory a-
      *FRICK*

    • @jehanlunca4752
      @jehanlunca4752 4 роки тому

      @Shin-Goji 216 holy frick holy frick

    • @sweetcisteen
      @sweetcisteen 4 роки тому

      Shoot The Bullet à

  • @derekpayne4279
    @derekpayne4279 4 роки тому +673

    Me: “it’s just a spider!”
    Also me: *screams and runs*

    • @DEAD-oh7bu
      @DEAD-oh7bu 4 роки тому +2

      I do the same 😐

    • @j4zissc00l7
      @j4zissc00l7 4 роки тому +1

      Heyy :p SAME

    • @hugoismycat5030
      @hugoismycat5030 4 роки тому

      Can i have it?

    • @bunnyhunny2939
      @bunnyhunny2939 4 роки тому +2

      My friend when sees a Spider:awww só cute *puts OUTDIDE* me when sees a Spider: ITS A MONSTA HALP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT

    • @jester6298
      @jester6298 4 роки тому +1

      Me:*burns the house while screaming súper loud*

  • @ba11istic21
    @ba11istic21 2 місяці тому +7

    Matthew was matpat and I just realized

  • @BestAshy
    @BestAshy 6 місяців тому +9

    You make the spiders so cute like I want to hug them, but in real life I would scream.

    • @AyvionLouis
      @AyvionLouis 22 дні тому

      Songs from me venomous super venomous almost they could kill you

    • @mayabogdanova9506
      @mayabogdanova9506 7 днів тому

      nah theyre actually cute just look at a close up image of them

  • @aaccountforminitoonbrother5901
    @aaccountforminitoonbrother5901 4 роки тому +530

    Lil spider: “mommy, why does people hate us?”
    Me: “It’s hard to explain...”

    • @mundocalissa5121
      @mundocalissa5121 4 роки тому +5

      Me: Well, basically humans are *dumb*. They caused so many things that hurt the planet, but only pay attention to their actions when a cute species like the panda is about to go extinct or when it’s already to late. Your great great great great great great great great great great thirteenth cousin was a dodo, and humans killed all of her kind. She is still alive, she is hiding out with big foot, but humans are not that smart. Also, phobias are a thing. Night night, don’t let the big books slam down on your body. Love you!

    • @TheOnlyGamingMC
      @TheOnlyGamingMC 4 роки тому +3

      @@mundocalissa5121 this guy is also dumb "Why DOES people hate us?"

    • @sayedalduma
      @sayedalduma 4 роки тому

      I would say because they drink bees blood.

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 4 роки тому +2

      You're the spider's mother?

    • @rhettdoesstuff
      @rhettdoesstuff 4 роки тому +1

      Well I have arachnophobia

  • @justinguzman9472
    @justinguzman9472 4 роки тому +446

    7:34 “Holy Frick, that’s true fear.” 🤣🤣

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 4 роки тому +5

      100th like

    • @NotAFrenchPerson
      @NotAFrenchPerson 4 роки тому +4

      4:46 aaaaaaaaaaaaaa so skary!!!!!!!!!

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 4 роки тому +4

      WARNING WARNING WARING COMMENT STOLEN FROM ME

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 4 роки тому +4

      FBI IS COMING

    • @rosalara7132
      @rosalara7132 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
      Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahh

  • @WrightFam
    @WrightFam 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the first vid of yours that I watched around when it came out, and my brothers showed it to me. Have been watching all of your vids since. Best of luck.

  • @morfa_studios6698
    @morfa_studios6698 4 місяці тому +6

    Yes, I live in Australia and Yes, my friends and family occasionally let spiders onto their hands. Half of us just love spiders for some reason, despite living in the only places where we are likely to die from picking them up. Yet we still pick them up. Why? Cause they’re cute.

    • @Official_lord_noob
      @Official_lord_noob Місяць тому

      Whats ur favourite? Was in australia in december and came 3 weeks later. Saw 2 sydney funnel webs so that was slightly scary. Also saw a huntsman

    • @futuza
      @futuza 29 днів тому +1

      Huntsmen are fine, but a bloody funnel? Run.

  • @444Lui
    @444Lui 5 років тому +280

    Me: I love bees and and there good for the environment
    A bee: Buzz
    Me,Shaking and crying: please dont hurt me

    • @spawnisanevilbastard2146
      @spawnisanevilbastard2146 5 років тому

      Same

    • @glibernstienadulfa5024
      @glibernstienadulfa5024 5 років тому

      Hi, kiddo

    • @amyshaffer6070
      @amyshaffer6070 5 років тому

      Storm ZapToiD at my school we have carpenter bees all around us but I am not scared

    • @Gabi-qb9kq
      @Gabi-qb9kq 5 років тому

      Wrong THERE! You wrote there instead of their

    • @guim3017
      @guim3017 5 років тому

      @@Gabi-qb9kq Both are wrong, its they're XD (in case you're wondering, it's they're because they're is an abreviation for they are).

  • @cz8176
    @cz8176 4 роки тому +2256

    Me: Sees spider on the floor
    Also me: If you staying here you paying rent bro.

  • @Cardboard_Stitches
    @Cardboard_Stitches 19 днів тому +1

    I've saved many wasps in my day, and they are pretty chill once they realize you have nothing to offer them.

  • @rocksreviewsreactions337
    @rocksreviewsreactions337 Місяць тому +3

    I only knew this was MatPat and Steph from UA-cam's MatPat video. And it's been several years since I first watched this video. 😆

  • @moondreamer1677
    @moondreamer1677 5 років тому +939

    "I'm afraid humans aren't that smart Matthew,"
    Me: That is sometimes accurate.

  • @Trebwar2012
    @Trebwar2012 5 років тому +413

    Scientist: Bees are dying at a fast rate.
    James: WELL GOOD FOR THEM

    • @theseeker3383
      @theseeker3383 5 років тому

      Bakugo

    • @zaitsu2461
      @zaitsu2461 5 років тому

      Bakugo

    • @KO-jx6ps
      @KO-jx6ps 5 років тому

      🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

    • @n3p1un3
      @n3p1un3 5 років тому

      Everyone in chat just saying bakugou? XD

    • @seuldoll
      @seuldoll 5 років тому

      bAKUGOU?

  • @liliandeleon2060
    @liliandeleon2060 6 місяців тому +6

    CHARLOTTE'S WEB

  • @AsteriskthePJOfan
    @AsteriskthePJOfan 2 місяці тому +1

    James: “People with arachnophobia have an irrational fear of spiders.”
    *me who was bitten by an extremely venomous spider at 2 years old*
    Me: “woooooooooow.”

  • @dylanbha5407
    @dylanbha5407 4 роки тому +616

    James:in the shower and has soap to cover his thing
    Also James:doesn’t even wear pants

    • @meatpie9365
      @meatpie9365 4 роки тому +7

      I just realized that-

    • @toot5437
      @toot5437 4 роки тому +1

      I just relized that he never needed that

    • @saymyname2618
      @saymyname2618 4 роки тому +4

      Just like Donald Duck

    • @frux4326
      @frux4326 4 роки тому

      @Lukanimations u re.... thats why. why would james put soap bubbles over his thing even tho he doesnt even wear pants-

    • @luthienr.3440
      @luthienr.3440 4 роки тому +1

      He is wearing clothes, it’s called skin

  • @ryantyanmyan2528
    @ryantyanmyan2528 5 років тому +186

    “Their webs are too weak to trap you”
    “The silk that makes up a spider web is stronger than he fibers that make up a bullet proof vest”

    • @gachagamer2428
      @gachagamer2428 5 років тому +4

      James we need answers

    • @yeahboi1931
      @yeahboi1931 5 років тому +2

      If it builds up it can make a bullet proof vest

    • @futuza
      @futuza 29 днів тому

      Compare a single thread of a bullet proof vest to a thread of web. One is stronger. Now compare an entire vest made out of spider silk thread to a regular bullet proof vest and see which one is better. If spider silk were the same size as a steel beam, it would be stronger, likewise if you shrunk a steel beam down to a single spider-silk thread size, it would be weaker. Obviously steel is stronger if you're comparing typical volume/mass, but if you fairly compare the molecular strength from a relative standpoint there's no discrepancy.

  • @RavenDoodlesWCUE
    @RavenDoodlesWCUE 16 днів тому +1

    I honestly still freak out when a wasp just lands on me and stays there for MINUTES.

  • @Craftygirl1215
    @Craftygirl1215 2 місяці тому +1

    I actually got stung by a be before so here’s the story:
    One time when I was at my best friends house we went to go to a store but the thing was they had bees but they were being crazy at that time, so when we were gonna get out they were still mad, so we put blankets over us and weared a bee head protector thingy. When it was my turn to get out the blanket had a bee or bee stinger, and my hand felt it but I thought it was a hard peice of the blanket but it wasn’t. I got stung and hurried inside (her dad was with when I went inside) when I got inside he put medicine on it let me take a pill to help and put a bandage on it. The end😀🙂

  • @idontreallycare1256
    @idontreallycare1256 4 роки тому +771

    "I'm Afraid humans aren't that smart"
    Quote of the century

  • @TheChadMan2345
    @TheChadMan2345 4 роки тому +185

    James: **exists**
    Spiders: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
    Bees: So you have chosen death.

    • @hoodedorsumn
      @hoodedorsumn 4 роки тому

      James: I don't care about you
      Spiders and The Bees: excuse me what the f? 😐👐

    • @crimsonflare13
      @crimsonflare13 4 роки тому

      Haha, yeah two in one

  • @christelgei
    @christelgei 2 місяці тому +2

    jumping spiders are actually SOOOOO cute

  • @3Dmilkcartorn
    @3Dmilkcartorn 5 місяців тому +5

    i never got stung by bees

    • @EduardoLeoAdrien
      @EduardoLeoAdrien Місяць тому +3

      Me to

    • @Idke678
      @Idke678 Місяць тому +1

      Me three

    • @FlootFly-gu9fd
      @FlootFly-gu9fd 28 днів тому

      No Shit Sherlock

    • @amandawoods2157
      @amandawoods2157 22 дні тому

      @@FlootFly-gu9fd? Okay First up being stung by a bee is common, I’m lucky to have never been stung HOWEVER… you would have never known that they’d never been stuck if they haven’t have said or told you. There was no need to reply to this comment so if you’ll politely shut the fvck up, I’d appreciate it.

    • @Call_me_kya_
      @Call_me_kya_ 15 днів тому

      Same

  • @erikschauer5080
    @erikschauer5080 5 років тому +204

    James: “The black widow is the most venomous spider in north america”
    Brown Recluse: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @PobeeWobee
      @PobeeWobee 5 років тому

      Woow

    • @Dumbbunny-qb8ec
      @Dumbbunny-qb8ec 5 років тому +1

      OK THAT IS OLD

    • @takirkeninvader9110
      @takirkeninvader9110 5 років тому +2

      Black widow: Here, if u feel lonely, let's have kids and call them the Black recluse, and the Brown window!
      Brown recluse: OKI
      (After mating)
      Black widow: Okay, I'm prenangant bai.
      (After killing Brown recluse)
      Black widow: MWAHAH... Oh snap I'ma die too... NUUu
      (Gives birth to da baby spiders)
      Me: ....

    • @erikschauer5080
      @erikschauer5080 5 років тому

      wtf did i just read

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 5 років тому

      @@takirkeninvader9110 Okay I'm sorry but, what the fuck did you decide to comment?

  • @Atomicrown51
    @Atomicrown51 Рік тому +1191

    The best thing to start when it came to beating my fear of spiders was this little comic quote "If you find a penny in your sofa. That's the spider paying rent"

  • @purolin9331
    @purolin9331 2 місяці тому +5

    I will miss matpat 😢

  • @Marycharles168
    @Marycharles168 Місяць тому +2

    I hope people know that spiders and bees are good creatures that help our environment.😊

  • @pavlo4785
    @pavlo4785 4 роки тому +425

    James:"their webs are too weak to trap you"
    Also James:"next time you go to a gun fight wear a spider web"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +498

    "If you had to fight and a shark. The shark would win."
    *_The more you know_*

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk 5 років тому +6

      -people on youtube know nothing-
      *people on youtube are so smart*

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 5 років тому +1

      Xtreme Cubing how did you put the line on the word

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 5 років тому

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache no spider 🕷🕸🦈

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk 5 років тому +1

      @@roydriver74 i mean - word - (no space)

    • @randytherockerrichards7658
      @randytherockerrichards7658 5 років тому

      *200th like*

  • @user-ky3do2xr2n
    @user-ky3do2xr2n 4 місяці тому

    I started watching your Netflix series and it’s awesome

  • @LittleJellyHat
    @LittleJellyHat 2 місяці тому +4

    OMG IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS TO REALIZE THAT THE SPIDERS WERE MATT AND STEPH!!!

    • @feanyvideos5239
      @feanyvideos5239 2 місяці тому +2

      BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING

  • @jessicabrent7536
    @jessicabrent7536 3 роки тому +565

    "Unless you live in Australia"
    Me, an Australian: "Wha- hey now wait a secon-"
    - Thinks back to the brown recluse that was on my dishwasher last week -
    Me: - deep breath- "Go on."

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 5 років тому +574

    "Humans aren't that smart, Matthew."
    Honestly the truest thing I've heard all day.

    • @arandomguy7110
      @arandomguy7110 5 років тому +8

      humans using curiosity in the brain cells

    • @Naomi-vc8ke
      @Naomi-vc8ke 5 років тому +2

      Hell's Princess 😂😂

    • @ethanalfman7805
      @ethanalfman7805 5 років тому +3

      Humans aren’t smart? Yeah, okay.

    • @brady1351
      @brady1351 5 років тому +4

      “Truest thing I’ve heard today”
      “Truest” I guess your right
      JOKE BTW

    • @Naomi-vc8ke
      @Naomi-vc8ke 5 років тому +1

      One Eye Ethan it was a joke, lol.

  • @vevixie6976
    @vevixie6976 2 місяці тому +2

    "but when a bee lands on your arm?......
    Holy frick"

  • @Domin-Ant
    @Domin-Ant 2 місяці тому +3

    Fun fact: at 0:00 the spiders were actually voiced by matpat and steph

  • @knockoffkid1143
    @knockoffkid1143 4 роки тому +364

    "The silk that makes up a spider web is stronger than a bullet proof vest"
    "Their webs are too weak to trap u in"
    Me having internal confused screaming

    • @jaxontaylor8717
      @jaxontaylor8717 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @randi-lynnrosa4728
      @randi-lynnrosa4728 4 роки тому +6

      Ur not wrong

    • @umonly5681
      @umonly5681 4 роки тому +6

      I think he meant it as in a fast-moving projectile such as a bullet is less effective the same way bulletproof vests are and I'm GUESSing something slow and with Nails(Humans, Etc) could be able to get out of it with relative ease.
      Edit: This is just a guess from someone trying to Rationalize what he said I am probably VERY wrong so keep that in mind.

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 роки тому +6

      He means proportionally. For their size, it's stronger but to us it's weak. So if they were our size then it would be but since their smaller then it's week

    • @maryannakers7751
      @maryannakers7751 4 роки тому +1

      Me dying of a heart attack

  • @seancoughlan195
    @seancoughlan195 5 років тому +349

    Me: Steps on bee
    "Ouch my foot! :("
    Bee that got stepped on:
    "...."
    Yeah, he's dead.

  • @Fellow_Schwartz
    @Fellow_Schwartz Місяць тому +1

    0:34
    "Ok, fine, if you're in the shower and you see a spider crawling up your leg, like a freaking pervert- then that's an appropriate time to freak out" this is my favorite ducking line-

  • @imjustbored7669
    @imjustbored7669 Місяць тому +1

    I genuinely think James and Matt pat have the exact same vocal cords, I’ve never told the difference between their voices

  • @yourmajesty761
    @yourmajesty761 5 років тому +320

    James: unless you live in Australia, spiders aren't that venomous
    Me: *currently in Australia* *leaves the room* 😂😂

    • @sarahjane7432
      @sarahjane7432 5 років тому +3

      I was like...what if you live in Australia...next second...unless you live in Australia....

    • @jaydenabrahams3736
      @jaydenabrahams3736 5 років тому

      Beatrice Hoggemburk same

    • @omarsukar4342
      @omarsukar4342 5 років тому +2

      Even if ur in Australia it's a pretty low chance of getting bitten by a venomous spider

    • @nikolaytoshev5720
      @nikolaytoshev5720 5 років тому +1

      Outside? Where the spiders can find you?

    • @zabloing4475
      @zabloing4475 5 років тому

      Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahahhahaahahahaahhaahhaahhaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😄😄😃😄😄😄😄🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 so funny

  • @crafted5199
    @crafted5199 4 роки тому +404

    “But when a bee lands on you, *Holy frick* “
    “ *T h a t ‘ s t r u e f e a r* ”

    • @chimkennungey8167
      @chimkennungey8167 4 роки тому +9

      I’ve had a wasp land on my face at 6:45 in the morning for like five minutes on the bus. I had an internal mental breakdown right there. *Never. Again.*

    • @Runrunrun38
      @Runrunrun38 4 роки тому +2

      The Crafted Creeper YT I died when he said this

    • @farahtorres6212
      @farahtorres6212 4 роки тому +3

      “What are u saying about dangerous colors America”

    • @sarahmohammadi7232
      @sarahmohammadi7232 4 роки тому +1

      The Crafted Creeper YT true

    • @taralefebvre2889
      @taralefebvre2889 4 роки тому

      Yasssss

  • @Miss_Meow17
    @Miss_Meow17 Місяць тому +1

    I agree with wasps, I was in high school and I was walking home with my friends and a wasp landed on one of my friends and we gently freaked out until a teacher came over and got the wasp off and we booked it down the street. We survived. Also wasp also pollinate flowers so :/

  • @RD3gaming256
    @RD3gaming256 10 днів тому

    The fact that a bee will sting you knowing it will die just so it can make you feel pain makes me amused and mad at the same time

  • @bronopaly9835
    @bronopaly9835 5 років тому +213

    0:46
    Spiders webs are too weak to trap you
    3:46
    Spider webs are stronger than bullet proof vests

  • @KaioBeatz
    @KaioBeatz 5 років тому +244

    "And there’s only like a 50% chance they’re poisonous"
    *Proceeds to make a video to defend spiders*

    • @BlueyTheCreepz
      @BlueyTheCreepz 5 років тому +4

      Venomous*

    • @isyistired77
      @isyistired77 5 років тому +2

      Even if they are venomous, if your sensible the likely hood of of being bitten is ridiculously low and the chance of dieing if you are bitten (even by a venomous one) is even lower

    • @Wildman-lc3ur
      @Wildman-lc3ur 5 років тому +2

      Poison is eaten or inhaled as for venom is injected

    • @PrinceWinter2010
      @PrinceWinter2010 6 місяців тому

      I caught a black widow yesterday.

  • @treefish008
    @treefish008 4 місяці тому

    I’ve lived in rural Northern Australia for 17 years and have never once seen a venomous spider or been bitten by a spider at all. Ive seen spiders the size of my hand but those are the best spiders, they don’t make webs and are afraid of you so they won’t come near you if they can avoid it. Spiders are beautiful and should be loved

  • @THEFUNSOCIETY54
    @THEFUNSOCIETY54 Місяць тому +1

    Seeing matpat in this is so wholesome ❤️

  • @Lumord
    @Lumord 4 роки тому +342

    Once while I was in the shower, I saw a spider. I tried to keep track of where it was but it disappeared. Haven't showered since.

  • @GrantTheMedic
    @GrantTheMedic 3 роки тому +543

    "Their spider webs are too weak to trap you"
    "The fibers of a spider web are stronger than a bulletproof vest"

    • @amandalaughton1986
      @amandalaughton1986 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah how dose it make sens

    • @Reyfan601
      @Reyfan601 3 роки тому +13

      @@amandalaughton1986 if you could combine a lot of spider web you could get a strong string. Search on Google or youtube "how strong is spider web"

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому +6

      Too thin, but one as thick and dense as a bullet proof vest would be stronger than it (except the kevlar ones, kevlar is... very strong to say the least)

    • @slayingtobetheslay
      @slayingtobetheslay 3 роки тому

      I noticed that too... 😳 RUN.

    • @stisse79
      @stisse79 3 роки тому

      Hmmmm

  • @Kawaii_Frawg
    @Kawaii_Frawg 5 місяців тому +1

    As someone who has a fear of spiders,but also has one as a pet. I do use his webs as a vest
    (Ps I did the cup trick but came to attached to throw it in the wild)

  • @Thisguyisscissors
    @Thisguyisscissors 2 місяці тому +6

    Me on my way to say goodbye matpat on every video that he’s ever part of

  • @user-vk3du4nx7h
    @user-vk3du4nx7h 4 роки тому +1023

    *Bees:*
    *-Fuzzy bois*
    *-They buzz*
    *-p o l l i n a t e*
    *-Cute lil bumble bois*
    *Wasps:*
    *-Evil*
    *-Must be destroyed*
    *-Stings you for no reason*
    *-They can call die for all I care*

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 4 роки тому +20

      I have a pet wasp :(

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 4 роки тому +21

      KFC kill it

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 4 роки тому +10

      @@sl8103 But I love him

    • @arty0517
      @arty0517 4 роки тому +7

      The bee is also the wasp for me....T^T

    • @marigraceatienza9881
      @marigraceatienza9881 4 роки тому +7

      BEElieve every BEE in the planet earth and BEE the good BEE you are vuxedo
      BEE the most loving care vuxedo (did I spell your name right?)

  • @z_games0804
    @z_games0804 5 років тому +721

    James: spider webs aren’t strong enough to trap you.
    Also James: spider webs are stronger than a bulletproof vest.

    • @jogair87
      @jogair87 5 років тому +17

      I know, where is the LOGIC HERE!?!?

    • @patrick-fv7ks
      @patrick-fv7ks 5 років тому +8

      Very confusing

    • @souler4224
      @souler4224 5 років тому +19

      This is like a sign that says exit but the door says not an exit

    • @hunterclose4942
      @hunterclose4942 5 років тому +7

      Doesn't mean it is sticky enough to trap you.

    • @iheartsopa
      @iheartsopa 5 років тому +3

      I got that too

  • @KymaniSmith-kf4lh
    @KymaniSmith-kf4lh 2 місяці тому +3

    0:01 bye matpat

  • @UniwolfYT
    @UniwolfYT 4 місяці тому +1

    i once held a wasp and didn’t get stung, and i didn’t even get scared. I am fearless lol

  • @BrightHeart-LostFace
    @BrightHeart-LostFace 4 роки тому +295

    7:35,
    *_WHEN YOUR CRUSH NOTICED YOU AND YOU WANNA BE C U T E_*

    • @green_crocs6234
      @green_crocs6234 4 роки тому +3

      •*Bright.Heart-Lost.Face*• ooooohhhh yesssss 😂😂

    • @ryantaranto6638
      @ryantaranto6638 4 роки тому +4

      Haha

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 4 роки тому +5

      FRICK

    • @gracelynn6700
      @gracelynn6700 4 роки тому +1

      Well my crush is....my best friends brother XD so im friends with them

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 4 роки тому +2

      xXGacha BubblegumXx awkward but cool

  • @shuricanezrblx8874
    @shuricanezrblx8874 4 роки тому +285

    James:*throws rock at wasp hive*
    Wasps: *uno reverse card*
    7:53

  • @Nicci953
    @Nicci953 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s so good to see this video again

  • @JtheNinja7
    @JtheNinja7 8 днів тому +1

    “So… wait- the two most dangerous spiders in the US are the *brown* recluse, and the *BLACK* wID- *ad plays*” 1:23

  • @aprilstrevens1743
    @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +371

    Me: Oh wow I guess spiders aren’t that bad
    James: Except for Australia
    Me: *_dies_*

    • @penguintato3752
      @penguintato3752 5 років тому +3

      You live unserwater, you'll be fine

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +1

      @@penguintato3752 yeah but what about the swimming danger noodles

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 5 років тому +1

      @@aprilstrevens1743 Nope Ropes

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +1

      Air? The planes, Birds that are viscious, flying baby spiders? Mosquitous, bugs etc. etc.

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 років тому +1

      @Edward Gross ok i understand ur point but.... never. Ever. Call. A. Koala. A. Drop. Bear. Ever. In. Your. Life. Again. But yeah

  • @ibslxn4706
    @ibslxn4706 3 роки тому +432

    “Their webs aren’t strong enough to trap you”
    “Spider webs are bullet proof”
    Ok james

    • @poimedhanzel2103
      @poimedhanzel2103 3 роки тому +3

      XDlazered lmao the comment I saw before this is exactly the same thing

    • @ibslxn4706
      @ibslxn4706 3 роки тому +1

      Rover wait was it? I didn’t copy

    • @ibslxn4706
      @ibslxn4706 3 роки тому

      Rover I didn’t even know it was there

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 3 роки тому +1

      @@ibslxn4706 poor you.

    • @superpeanutcrusade9208
      @superpeanutcrusade9208 3 роки тому +12

      Their webs can’t trap you because they’re too thin. If the web was thick as a bulletproof vest it would be bulletproof. Spider silk is five times stronger than STEEL of the same width.

  • @Ry_guy7
    @Ry_guy7 Місяць тому +1

    I can watch the entire “Watering my Tarantula” series and not freak out even at the biggest jumpscare yet can see the smallest daddy long legs and freak out. Only “dangerous” spider in my state is the black widow, which only was found recently here. Also I fear every single bug don’t ask.

  • @StrawberryToastOffical
    @StrawberryToastOffical 23 дні тому

    “Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low.”
    The chances are low, but never zero.

  • @aregulargamer4144
    @aregulargamer4144 5 років тому +231

    2019: BEES ARE DYING WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
    2219: what are bees? Are they helpful, and what did they do?

    • @tixtux2697
      @tixtux2697 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @playamcnugeegames8267
      @playamcnugeegames8267 5 років тому +2

      The terraria Gameplayer u know what’s weird that is probably going to be a question on a test in the future and everyone is going to be stumped unless they have time machines than they can just grab a couple bees you know

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +1

      More like,
      2219: *silence because everyone died without bees*

    • @lilly5961
      @lilly5961 5 років тому

      EpicGamer03511 i see what you did there

  • @spaceblend2624
    @spaceblend2624 4 роки тому +492

    “Don’t let the bedhumans bite.”
    - Spider mom, 2019

  • @user-kl9jp4hj5n
    @user-kl9jp4hj5n 2 місяці тому +1

    I just found out today that this was MATPAT and his wife, dude I love MATPAT and James dude this sis so cool

  • @waizaraffath5434
    @waizaraffath5434 14 днів тому +1

    0:04 ever since I learned that their voice actors are married and that they are actually MATPAT AND STEPHANIE, I’ve been in disbelief

  • @esmeralda6622
    @esmeralda6622 5 років тому +246

    scoop up it up with a piece of paper
    and...YEET IT OUTSIDE

  • @sharkf1nny
    @sharkf1nny 5 років тому +799

    "And yeet it back into the wild with the rest of god's glorious creatures"
    You gave me an idea to do that to my brother

    • @Enderstellar
      @Enderstellar 5 років тому +16

      But he won't be glorious

    • @theshockingtruthaboutcomme9915
      @theshockingtruthaboutcomme9915 5 років тому

      🔥🔥🔥
      ➡➡➡ If you want a long life for your dog I recommend you watch the video on my channel to save your dog before it's too late ⬅⬅⬅
      🔥🔥🔥

    • @Random-lo2eq
      @Random-lo2eq 5 років тому +2

      I know!

    • @diegoh5574
      @diegoh5574 5 років тому +2

      “It”

    • @chickenman6917
      @chickenman6917 5 років тому +2

      LOL

  • @Bacteria799
    @Bacteria799 5 місяців тому

    One time, a wasp landed on my fricking LIPS, and oh boy, that was actual TRUE FEAR

  • @danielbramley5531
    @danielbramley5531 6 днів тому

    I love how the wasps had the sound of an m-61 vulcan gatling cannon

  • @lukelim9268
    @lukelim9268 4 роки тому +527

    "... Only Like 50% Of Spiders Are Venomous Unless You Live In Australia."
    *Sigh*

  • @bellabeck8056
    @bellabeck8056 5 років тому +222

    James: “so what did we learn?”
    Me: Not to throw rocks at wasp hives

  • @krisevans1883
    @krisevans1883 6 місяців тому

    This is 1 of my favorite videos ever

  • @Docchef217
    @Docchef217 Місяць тому

    For bees when you said the bees were sucking the blood from that guy to make honey bees actually sense vibration and they were probably taping on the bee box to help the bees go into another bee box so they can colonize and grow in numbers also great job on the videos I enjoy your videos alot it is really cool how you do it

  • @astamaisha5801
    @astamaisha5801 5 років тому +160

    I’ve been stung 10 times!
    And I’m allergic...
    No fears here my man

    • @comradedimitrininj2572
      @comradedimitrininj2572 5 років тому +2

      @Asta Maisha WOW YOU HAVE BIG BALLS MAN! CONGRATS

    • @keziahhillard9261
      @keziahhillard9261 5 років тому +1

      Same!

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 5 років тому

      The state of israel has commited more crimes than any other nation in the world لا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وIP الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العاريتين. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة

    • @shrimp4278
      @shrimp4278 5 років тому

      Asta Maisha then you’re *dumb*

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 років тому +1

      ive pet bees, and im allergic, no sting
      but i tried helping a bee off of a busy target driveway
      and it stung my middle finger

  • @Themanwiththeteam
    @Themanwiththeteam 5 років тому +1804

    "Sleep tight dont let the bedhumans bite" im ded. (・_・、)

  • @Sheffieldunitedfc654
    @Sheffieldunitedfc654 21 день тому +1

    When James made that speech made total scence

  • @kedamono3169
    @kedamono3169 16 днів тому +1

    Plant flowers and make little beehives for them to live in :)

  • @torifevailo7591
    @torifevailo7591 5 років тому +777

    *James* : Unless you live in Australia...
    *Me who lives in Australia* :...Shit

    • @thecreator1936
      @thecreator1936 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/4tLGOA-EHJo/v-deo.html

    • @katie6228
      @katie6228 5 років тому +7

      same

    • @JohnDoe-kx1fj
      @JohnDoe-kx1fj 5 років тому +8

      yeah same XD

    • @-alex-1985
      @-alex-1985 5 років тому +17

      fuckin same, there were 6 redback nests in my brothers room alone

    • @JP-lf2qz
      @JP-lf2qz 5 років тому +7

      Came to comment this

  • @naiahenley8893
    @naiahenley8893 5 років тому +271

    So what did we learn in this video?
    "BEE puns🐝"

  • @isabellafierro9687
    @isabellafierro9687 2 місяці тому +3

    how did i not know that matpat and stephanie voiced the first bit what the hell

  • @user-jo2qm4cd6k
    @user-jo2qm4cd6k Місяць тому

    I used to hate spiders envious but now that you've told me a lot of good things about them I really like them😀😊👌