That's Not How Women Work
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As a trans woman, I can confirm that I ate a single piece of broccoli and immediately had a full medical transition
congrats!!! as a trans man, i transitioned by giving up vegetables. all i have to do is live on steak and i will stay transitioned for the rest of my life!!
Uhh uhhhh guys how do I be non binary? do I eat nothing?
@@BobRossCat Stay on a diet of rocks and mushrooms
@@eebertdeebert Ah, thanks!
masc enby here, i can confirm i eat solely steak with a side of mushrooms. it's not a bad combo!
yes that is actually how women work i know because my discord friend told me
oh shit ok i believe u
@@SupraMan38 yeah he knows because he watches hentai so he knows what women are like
@@smokekloud8765 wow, the source is not just "trust me bro"
😂
the convo went like
me: how do women work?
him: her coowchie as big brazil trust
me: really? wow the more you know
Last week I came out to one of my guy friends as a lesbian, He paused for like a solid minute and he said "well, at least you don't have to have your period anymore"
My poor guy thought that lesbians could just stop having their period since in his words. "they don't need it anymore". He was raised in a conservative religious family so he wasn't taught much, I told him how it actually works and he's fully supportive. But I thought this subreddit was the stuff of legends.
PLEASE i wish ppl could just go "im lesbian" or "im a man/nb" and their periods would just go away
@@vonKasa say "im a lesbian" three times and your period magically stops, actually
Wow! These people are illiterate.
@@SikanderG How so? I can understand what they're saying, which is the purpose of grammar. As long as you can understand it, it's valid.
That is adorable
As a woman I think it's shocking that these guys know more about women, then everyone else, especially every woman on earth
I know, they must be some sort of geniuses 🤷/j
Lol
Sadly it’s not just guys that don’t understand women’s anatomy.
@@MoonMoonTM Yup. They did a survey in the UK asking people about basic bodily functions and place of sexual organs. Quite a lot of women didn't know how their bodies worked and/or where their clit is.
someone took "Don't ask fish for advice on catching fish, ask a fisherman" analogy a bit too seriously.
I learned a lot about women's anatomy with this video. Me and my girlfriend are going to get matching vasectomies now
Sick! im glad you chose the right path!
@@SupraMan38 🤣🤣
same.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOOO 😭
That line about periods stopping when women eat "properly" was especially irritating because when I had my eating disorder and hormone related health problems my period stopped coming for months. (I also needed to have surgery due to having undiagnosed reproductive issues for so long). It sounds like that person is promoting EDs disguised as "healthy choices". If you aren't getting your period you need to go to a doctor because something is wrong!
Exactly! My eating disorder made me lose my period too. When I was barely eating at all
@@msfrog-bi1gl I’m so sorry
yeah a few years ago i went vegan and started eating really healthy (mostly fresh or frozen vegetables, fruit, and nuts) and guess what... it wasnt any lighter or heavier, but it got way more regular. so i was bleeding way more overall.
i only had it every few months before that because i had an ED, and im getting like that again now because my autoimmune disease killed my appetite (the irony of recovering from an ED just to get diagnosed with a disorder that kills your appetite lmfao)
im all for questioning the medical field and what we know about the human body, but this aint it. this is just people with EDs trying to convince themselves their behavior is healthy.
THANK. YOU.
I was just about to comment something about the lack of body hair and no periods. It sounds like they want a literal child or someone who is dying from an illness instead of self-actualized woman
That conversation about "riding" is pretty common in the Equestrian community. When you ride a horse, you want to have good equitation, or EQ, so that your back is balanced and you are not putting extra strain on your horse. So, in order to do that, you have to constantly be moving in the saddle and, for some reason, men find this sexual? Some equestrians are even slutshamed by other equestrians for their riding because if you are even a mildly attractive woman riding a horse, it gets seen as you "showing off your body." It's really fucking weird, man.
As a equestrian this made me LOL what is remotely smexual about riding a horse 😂
@@William_Porter Maybe the saddle sore after riding for hours?? Idk man
@@William_Porter I guess both of them involve harmonising your movements to coordinate with another living body...makes them exactly the same, right?
>.> like i don't want to encourage them at all but it's all in the thighs.
@@laulau194 But why are they thinking about dirty things with a **horse** or any animal sounds kinda weird asf tbh. ✋😭
I'm always worried when people say they don't have their periods anymore ever since they started "eating healthy". Technically they're sort of right, changing your diet CAN stop your period... if you're starving yourself (or over-exercising and not eating enough to make up for it. Which is also starving yourself). It's called amenorrhea. It's a sign that something is wrong and your body is not able to function properly. It's not a good thing. If they're telling the truth and their period really has stopped because of a change in diet, they should go to a doctor.
One time I had a friend in high school who told me she only got her period every 5 months or so, and when I asked if she had talked to anyone about it, she said her family and doctors knew and they said it was fine... I’m not sure if she was leaving something out but but I was pretty concerned, and she was just happy about it.
@@alexawatchingyoutube having irregular periods, especially if you're still a teenager, is normal and doesn't necessarily indicate starving or anything like that. I personally have irregular periods and for me it's because of stress.
@@mushi2339 having irregular periods could mean other things too, like having PCOS or enrodemetrosis, or other conditions. But stress can be one of them.
@@alexawatchingyoutube I get my period every 4 months, but I’m a 5’4, 105 pound girl. It can be normal depending on your body type my period has been like this since I got it. It can be a normal thing, but yes sometimes it does come from having a eating disorder. But if you stop getting your period tell you doctor.
i stopped having mine when I was younger from having a ed even tho I was over weight but now I only get it when I don't eat it like kinda switched idk man my body is fcked up now
And this is why sex ed shouldn't be divided by gender, men need to learn how women's bodies work cuz oh my god.
@Lalogue sadly it's the truth.
It wasn't where I was from, which led to the boys taking the piss out of the girls non stop for having to have periods.
@@lampreychasm nice profile picture
I'm a man and i know how male and female bodies work, but idk about other men
Legit we had co-ed sex ed in high school, but the first guy I dated was in the same class as me and apparently didn't pay any attention at all 😬👀
If there was a way I could stop having my period, trust me I would. Do men really think we want it to happen?
There is a way to stop having your period. Get old. (However then you’re old, so…)
@@Avrysatos omg yea let me just age 40 years thank you 🤪
@@evabruder I've only got 10-20 left to go for that to happen but I already feel 90. It's so not worth it.
After a year the DEPO birth control could stop ur periods. Definitely an option to look into for anyone that wants to stop their periods.
You could always have your uterus taken out if you never plan on having kids through surgery. That completely stops periods completely I think.
okay so fun fact, female dogs and cats bleeding during their heat is NOT the same as afab people bleeding during menstruation. humans are actually one of very few species that shed their uterine lining regularly. when other mammals bleed during their heat, it's because of blood vessels bursting, not because they're shedding their uterine lining, and this is because most other mammals have a thin enough uterine lining that shedding it isn't necessary.
edit: fixed a typo
Yeah I really don't understand the logic of going "well actually dogs/cats/some other animal species do it like this". That's great Jared, but actually you seemed to have missed the fact that we are in fact humans, not dogs, so surprise surprise, our bodies work differently. Shocker 🙄
I actually did not know this. Thanks!
@@emilyaitch8143 of course! always glad to help people learn new things 😊
@@velocityraptor9270 I never saw any of my cats bleed, and I grew up owning mostly female pets (coincidentally) and my dog dripped blood once and I told my mom and she says "She's just on her period" ...
Cats actually don't ovulate until they are stimulated. That's why them seem to go into heat forever.
yeah you see since i came out as trans i just, stopped bleeding during my period because im just that cool
thats one way to stop it!
Yooo same!!!
same!! (let’s ignore the birth control)
same here 😎
Lol
These guys seem like the type of people to go, “I love women, but..”
"just cause i see them as inf3r10r doesn't mean i don't love them" yea it does.
I've said that
"I love women, but... I'm gay"
But I'm married to a woman and I only beat her when she doesn't obey me! I'm not misogynistic!
The first guy that thinks a woman's hoohah is too big really just means his own "manhood" is too small. Love you Sam and all you regular viewers of this channel.
Again, it’s like the dumb guys who think the more sex a woman has, her vagina is gaping open like the Grand Canyon. No, women’s vaginas snap back after pushing out a baby! No man’s penis is that big, and how does the vagina know they difference between 50 penises or one penis 50 times?
@@cremetangerine82 that last part always gets me. if your girl stays the same size every time *you* do stuff with her, why would other guys make it stretch out? the only thing i can think is that they have a tictac. which is fine with me, im FTM so i definitely know the struggle lmfao. but you know the guys who say that are the same type to think bigger pp=superior man, so its a self own
@@cremetangerine82 It's cause the "vagina does not like two different men chemicals inside you." That's how it knows how many penises. The vagina knows.... 🤣🤣🤣
"Hoohah" PLSSSS I CANT-
@@tarnishedsoul2749
How does that work? The penis is not like a dipstick in a car to check the oil!
2:00 I think it’s so sad, as an equestrian myself, that someone can’t do things like horse riding or that type of hobbies without being sexualized. Like, I enjoy riding horses leave me alone please.
Exactly, especially considering the therapeutic benefits. Seems like the idea that being around horses is grounding and soothing to people of any gender as long as they like horses goes way above the heads of these dudes.
man im really sorry you feel this way but ngl, i thought you were talking abt MLP at first-
I literally stopped jumping rope in elementary school because I had kids (mostly guys) talk about my body as I was growing. Really sucks we have to go through this but I hope you stick with what you like doing!!
@@giuliannamendez7016 Same. In my case it was a teacher who would make students assigned female at birth jump rope while leaving the boys unsupervised and he would stare at the girls. No amount of reports did anything and parents gave the typical "well I had creepy teachers too, it's not that bad" response thhat reeks of survivor's bias. Turns out he got relocated to our school because he invited 14 year old girls to "practise long jump" in his garden. Guess who got bad grades for refusing to jump rope? Me.
Honestly I never really thought people thought horse riding was in any way sexual😅 I find that so weird tho cuz me and a lot of ppl learned to ride a horse as like a toddler or very young
I’m convinced they all skipped health class in middle school. ik the school system sucks but this is extreme
ya i dont know what happened to these poor people
I'm just hoping it's that they were born in like Missouri in 1920 or some shit
8:11 Cis girl here. I remember liking both stereotypically feminine and stereotypically masculine things.
But while I did like girls stuff, it was never to "nurture" or whatever. I enjoyed playing with dolls and figures (e.g. dolls you'd find with dolls houses, random toy dinosaurs, My Little Pony toys) because I loved using them to roleplay. I weren't "nurturing" with them, no way. I was making my own worlds with them.
Also, puzzle games best genre of games.
Same. I would have loved to have an endless supply of lego, but that shit was too expensive 😅
Exactly I don't think i ever saw a girl who would "nurture" her Barbies or whatever.
And me personally i was really curious how the inside of a Barbie with light up wings and movable joints looks like so i took apart, shaved and beheaded more than one of my dolls lol.
Yeah i just liked line them up, staring for thirty minutes, then lining them up somewhere else and repeat
same, I've liked both femenine and masculine things since I'm young
Fr, I was coming up with some Real Housewives type plot lines with my dolls
on today’s episode of men not knowing how women work:
on todays episode of sam collins being funny:
@@SupraMan38 that was a perfect reply sam, thank you
Honestly i wasn't even surprised..🤣🤣
Thank America's broken education system for that. And we can thank Democrats not doing anything (instead focusing mainly on abortion right now/doing nothing) and Republicans defunding public schools to instead fund charter and private schools as part of their "school choice" platform. Which isn't really school choice because only rich/upper middle class or higher people can afford private schools. Real school choice would be removing the district system and letting parents choose what public school their children attend regardless of it's location, which would inspire competition between schools. Aka real capitalism. Capitalism fails when the market is controlled by single or few entities or the government has too much control over the market, inspiring people to look for alternatives like communism which is even worse. Compitition begets growth. Otherwise capitalism is meaningless and society just becomes a corperate oligarchy.
@@krimsonkatt i agree with you in a lot of ways but rn we're just having some funny hahas not left wing political discourse lol
"That doesn't make any sense because I have a fat ass and my health has been declining rapidly" fucking SENT ME oh my God
Love you Sam
If a dude just was never taught how women's bodies work and is open to correction and learning, that's wonderful, but the issue arises when they decide that they should be able to tell women how their bodies work and how they should take care of them 🙄
yes, its all about how they talk about it. some dudes are just like "wait... i thought it worked like this instead? can you explain how it actually works? or i can just google it...", and i have never seen anyone have a problem with explaining in that case. most people dont expect men to have a degree in biology lmao, even women dont always know.
but then you have other guys who are just like "yeah ive never looked into female biology.... anyway, im gonna go write an essay on twitter about how to pleasure cis women and block every single afab person who tries to correct me"
@@somedude172 Exactly, well said
Yes, the confidence in some of those was astounding. Like the one telling women with body hair that there was something wrong with them, like he thinks seeing women in films makes him an authority on anatomy.
As a 50yo cis woman (she/ her) I'm a little concerned for the future of the human race. Actually just for the cis men. With comments like those, it's a wonder they even get laid at all.
Thank you for putting this out there. Hopefully more education is on the way...
I don't have anything to add I just wanna boost your comment in The Algo
@@HungerGamesFan88 well, thank you!. 😊 gramma and momma hugs for anyone who wants and needs them! 🤗❣
your comment just made me a little less concerned for humanity :) haven't watched the video yet tho so we'll see where i end up on the scale of having hope for humanity
It's mainly because our American education system is stupid and people tend to never get proper sex ed. I live in northern Virginia right by DC (20 minutes away) and even my sex ed in a very liberal area wasn't the best. I didn't even know women didn't pee out of their v until a few months ago, and was completely ignorant on what v actually looked like and even then it's still unclear. (I've never seen a woman naked IRL and I'm still a virgin) Most of these aren't people being actively bigoted, they're just stupid since they didn't know any better due to not getting proper education.
Many people don’t know this, but I’m part of an avant-garde underground community where we meet for most of our meals while we discuss female human anatomy at length. Rest assured, I actually had a brief romantic situation with someone until she moved to San Diego and told me that our love wasn’t real. Eh, I’m concerned about overpopulation anyway. I’m concerned about a lot of things, really. But we’re getting off-topic. Is there even a topic? Yeah, long story short, eggs or something.
Edit: Why do I say things
thing with that baby study is, there is no such thing as a baby that is old enough to freely choose toys but young enough that socialisation will have no impact. While the study (if true) proves a tendency, it doesn't prove the tendency is innate. Nor does it prove what that tendency means: anecdotes from women about play as children suggests that much of our doll play is role play, not 'nurture' play. I'm old enough that I'm from before they gendered Lego, and most of my Lego construction was building sets for my minifigs to play in and around.
yep! if they wanna look at REAL studies, they actually show that people subconsciously pick different toys to give to babies based on what gender they think the baby is. that's definitely gonna influence the type of toys the kid think they should play with as they get older
@@ashtonlove6455 cue my father buying my sister and me toy tool kits and my little ponies
Or that it's all girls like. Infants don't have many interests. They aren't gonna realize that chess is fun until they're older. But then girls grow up being told chess is too hard for their little lady brains and that's when the socialization to stay away from certain things starts. Anyone who is surprised by toys being gendered is an idiot because we literally tell kids THIS IS NOT FOR YOU.
My older sister was super concerned when she found out that I had an emergency c-section. I was wondering how she already knew about some complications that came up, during but no- she was concerned because "the doc basically guts you like a deer & puts everything on the table untill they get the baby out, then they put them all back in". Doc did what now?! She was 45 & has 2 kids. I was busy pressing my morphine button so I let our eldest sister explain it.
Hmmm, I heard that in a c-section they do have to move some organs, like intestines, out of the way to get to the uterus. I was pretry surprised to learn thay but it does make sense... heard it from my mom, who had a c-section delivering me btw.
@@millacabral9475 They do, sometimes, have to shift your bowel & bladder but, they don't pull them out. I've had 2 but, I carried super low so, they didn't even have to do that.
"busy pressing my morphine button" lol XD
according to my dad (who was there while my mom had her c-section) this is true. and my mom, who went to nursing school, also confirms this is true. methods may have changed, since i was born almost two decades ago, and my mom went to school over a decade ago, but regardless it's strange.
They also don't use anesthetic. I know it's better for the baby, but another reason I'm adopting if I have kids.
I really find the concept of “losing your virginity“ to be incredibly heteronormative and cisnormative. Here are my questions:
1. What is the equivalent for cis men? Is it when the testicles descend? Or first erection? Or first ejaculation? Or first penetration of the vagina?
2. How does this count for a gay man? Or a lesbian? Does it count as a penetration of another orifice outside of the vagina?
2a. If you’re bisexual/pansexual/omnisexual, does it count when it’s just with one gender or do you “lose it” twice? 2b. For trans people, is there another loss of virginity after transitioning?
3. How would virginity be determined for people who are survivors of child sexual abuse, sexual assault, or rape? Does that count as their first experience, even though it was involuntary and traumatic?
Let’s label things virgin for olive oil, not human beings.
Of course it's their first experience. How can it not be?
i like to define it as "first time someone has any kind of *consensual* sexual act with another person"
consensual meaning: no coercion, no force, equal say on both sides
@@kiriikitten8467 Exactly, it also seems like it sends bad messages to use words like "losing" and speaking about it as if something is "taken" from you. If it's a truly consensual, equal, and healthy experience then nothing is being taken from you. The language used with this can be very gross and also shitty to survivors of SA and child SA
Honestly I think each person has a different definition of virginity. To me you're not a virgin anymore once you have sex/engage in a sexual act. There is a toxic thing about wanting to "be the one to take someone's virginity" imo. I think the most enjoyable thing about losing the v card isn't the sex part, but rather the fact that you're doing something intimate with someone you trust. SA may result in having sex for the first time, but it isn't the same thing psychologically. So if you separate the physical/psychological sides of it, then SA doesn't necessarily result in straight up losing your virginity.
@@no1ofimport271 as someone who grew up in a Christian household they’ll say it’s first experience but if you say something like “I’d rather break my own hymen with a dildo” then they’ll go on and on about how you can’t take you’re own virginity and that it’s supposed to be a special moment between you and your husband. Talking from true experience.
To give an example of how bad period pain can be. They're so painful that when women have heart attacks (women tend to have the pain in their side rather than arm) it's often mistaken for cramps. Not because our heart attack pain is mild. But because our period pain is so intense .
Tw for people who get paranoid or worried easily
One of my fears is that Ima have some kind of medical emergency like my appendix rupturing while I’m on my period and thinking it’s just cramps.
@@Atlas_Quin Same honestly. I have horrible period cramps which makes me afraid that I might dismiss something else that's serious
i read somewhere that cramps that are so intense they disrupt your life can be the sign of like a medical problem was i wrong?
@@sand747 They can be. Personally I haven't been diagnosed with anything
@@villapulla ok
The diet thing is actually sad because if that really happened it most likely means they're not having enough calories :( Too few calories can cause your period to stop, if I remember correctly it's because your body goes into survival mode.
the body doesnt get enough iron
@@mcdonaldsselever5095 True, that's another possibility. Either way whatever they're doing isn't healthy :(
@@MonaMinetteAnimation its very unhealthy. when i had an ed, i lost my period for months, it reminds me of that...
@@mcdonaldsselever5095 so sorry to hear that. Hope you’re doing better now
Everything that close to malnutrition
So apparently I don’t need to pay for top surgery I just need to stop eating vegetables?? My bank account will be happy to hear that
omg I don't even eat veggies that often and mine are huge what am I doing wrong??? send help! /j
I find it funny how the cis girl going "I don't have cramps, but I do bleed a lot" is met with the assumption that she's a trans girl despite the fact that trans girls DO NOT bleed from periods but CAN get cramps and PMS.
Uh as a trans fem on hrt ive never expirienced cramps related to hrt before... might be based on who you are but in my expirience i dont think cramps come with hrt.
@Byleh Myneh interesting.. i gues im just really lucky.
@Byleh Myneh i actually just searched it up.. turns out some trans women who take spirolactone and estrodial (ignore bad spelling) can start feeling symptoms around 5 months in... i take both of those and about to hit month 3 here soon..... great
@@elizabethsharp4121 update us if you can, please!
@@elizabethsharp4121 This is like the mtf equivalent of learning I was going to deal with hot flashes and terrible sweating as an ftm
Ooh I'm excited for another one of these haha. Also Sam, I'm newly out to myself as a trans guy and watching your videos help me to feel comfortable with myself! I'm already 23 so it can be a struggle understanding myself.
thats nice to hear! i hope your journey is smooth :)
hey congrats dude we are proud of you :D
@@SupraMan38 talk about a supportive king
Thanks guys!!
Congrats, dude! 😊
When i still had my cycle (its stopped thanks to T ayooo) i bled a *lot,* like it actually contributed to me becoming extremely anemic, and my mum is a total health nut and rarely let me have junk food so yeah, no, the amount of blood during your cycle has nothing to do with what you eat
I had dolls as a kid but most of the stories I used to make up with them ended up in angst, tragedy, death...I was _real_ nurturing as a kid alright.
Not only did I do the same as a kid.
I also threw them across the room and eventually laughed at them dying.
I remember doing a lot of kidnapping roleplays with my dolls bruh 💀💀 it's kinda concerning looking back on it now tbh
@@Luka_Ivory oh yeah, this! I convinced my mom to get me a fake jail play prop thing and I utilized the shit out of it
As someone who used to ride horses; it actually hurts. When they run that fast it really hurts it's basically like someone kinda slapping you there. It hurts
That’s probably because of bad posture, it’s not normal to be in constant pain while riding horses.
@@Diedela no it's when they run fast. That's when it hurts.
@@RealBlazeheart that’s not true at all man
@@InChristIDelight it is for some people
+ at least for some people. For example it does with me and my mom but my sister it doesn't hurt her
I feel bad for every mother that let their sons live only for them to act like they know everything about a woman mentally and physically when they don't even have experience of what women go through.
Unrelated question, but - what's your profile picture from? It looks very cute.
A BL comic by Junah called Mad Place. The character on my pfp is named Ha Ideun or Hayden
Yep, tell this to every man who has the nerve to say women live life on ‘easy mode’. Like they would know this how??? because they read this on their incel forums so it must be true?
"My nephew took care of a doll and said he wanted to be a father..." - Aww~!
"...and my niece is regularly setting hers on fire." - ( ° _ ° ) Uh....
My younger sister used to cut the fingers off all her dolls. My Mum tried to gently and nonchalantly ask about it and she said "so they wouldn't hurt anymore". That's how my parents found out my sister had food allergies that made her fingerjoints hurts.
@@stillhuntre55 wow o.o
“Alright fella, listen up. Just buy her a fucking horse”
Horse girls: 😁😁😁😁😁
LMFAOOOO
what i find funny about the one where it says if you’re healthy you don’t have your period, is that sometimes if you are not healthy you don’t get your period and when you get healthy again it comes back, also you physically cannot get pregnant without your period, read a book ppl
Yes! Thought about it too!
Yes! Periods are part of the process 😂🤣
I got screwed over... I get periods (albeit irregular lately) and still couldn't get pregnant T^T
considering the complaints i hear from my large-tiddied friends about their condition and, more importantly, the amount of effort it takes to maintain a healthy lifestyle, i think i’ll keep being a flat-chested, junk food-devouring gremlin
When I had dolls I would dislocate every arm and leg and make different combinations with different dolls. I also managed to use nail polish remover to remove a doll's face, bought some transfer paper with doll faces at the dollar store, and gave them a new face. Very nurturing indeed.
@8:14 The poster is misappropriating the results of those studies. Male children tend to enjoy motion-based toys more than females because testosterone accelerates the development of motion-sensitive processes, while female children tend to enjoy dolls and patterns because estrogen accelerates the development of pattern-seeking processes. This doesn't mean that children strictly only enjoy one or the other depending on their sex at birth, just that it explains why there appears to be a split between which toys they gravitate towards naturally. Implicit societal pressures also influence children to gravitate to one or the other as well, however, so this phenomenon can't fully be explained by the results of these experiments.
I learned something new!
Dude, at that age, hormonal levels tend to be pretty similar...
Sam, I'm a gay guy: do straight guys really talk this s**t? As a physician, this also leaves me speechless.
I'm afraid so. Being bisexual can be... Exhausting
I'm also a bisexual man and straight men just disappoint me I feel bad for straight women.
@@IreneBrownMeow Thanks, Duchess. To many, Xia Lian is my "Asian friend," not just my friend or a good guy. I think tolerance is a relief. Acceptance is good. What we deserve is respect: my bi friends, gay friends, trans friends, Asian friends. We can't bow and say "Thank you very much" for tolerance. We must insist on respect. And yes, it is exhausting work. Best wishes.
@@tonguepop9453 "pick me, choose me, love me".
Not all straight men are like this. Some are genuinely nice people.
Shout out to buff women (and femme non binary people). I'm ace but I admire them so much, especially since they push forward with dedication and passion despite these peanut-brained manlets trying to bring down their confidence. I'm very happy to see more buff women in anime and other fictional media, too, like Noi in Dorohedoro. So many body types are beautiful and having muscles doesn't make you less of a woman. Hope this doesn't come across as creepy but I feel with all the hate out there I wanna express some love.
"women should not have pain or bleeding during their cycle"
someone should've told evolution that
So happy you’re back to making content. As a recently out trans masc queer person you making absolute mockery out of bigoted morons makes me happy and helps me deal with the discrimination I face irl. Plus you’re just really funny lol
I am very busty, practically hairless from the neck down, & I barely menstruate. I'm also basically dying, lmao 😂 Probably my flat ass giving away my terrible health 🤷🏻♀️
This gave me a much needed laugh during the most stressful part of the semester. Thanks Sam. Love ya.
My biology degree hurts now.
"idk they're behind her on the bed you just cant see them" LMAO
HAHAHA
I-
I’ve been a female for 19 years. And yet, I’m ashamed to say I literally learned some new things from this video. It really tells you how messed up society is.
(The part I learned about in particular is at 7:59, I legitimately did not know you couldn’t really tell a difference because I’ve been told and warned about so many times about how women can be “loose” and the value of virginity. I guess it makes sense, but it’s so stupid that I’m learning more about my own body from a commentary video then they ever taught me in school)
Yeah it's a crock of shit. They're pretty much just on a power trip telling themselves they have some effect over our bodies
The vag*na actually has muscles that stretches and flexes like all other muscles. When aro*sal happens the muscles will relax. The hymen shouldn't break or bleed, that usually means the person wasn't ar*used enough for any pen*trative movement.
The “men chemicals” one confused me so badly. I’m glad I’m asexual then, because I sure don’t want someone’s man chemicals just chilling in my body.
I'm worried for those people talking about periods stopping with the "right diet". IIRC, Malnourishment can cause your periods to stop. I'm more worried about that dog, though.
Diy how to not have a period: eat salad
Very useful, I'm going to eat salad rn
awesome no more pain for you!
@who am I : Is that Jock & Goth!?
your uploads are always so on time whenever im having a bad day you just seem to upload a new banger.. thank u Sam 🙏🙏
yay im glad :D
I honestly have no words now, all hope lost in humanity and now not even a human helping a koala video will restore it.
thats bad BAD
😅😅Well put👍
i got my period in 4th grade and i didn’t know i could pee with a tampon in and so i kept having to take it out and then in 5th grade they never taught us that lmao.
I'm sorry...FOURTH GRADE
@@adriantruesdale6173 yeah some biological girls can get it early or very late, from about 9-10 i think is early and then 15 and on is late but i’m not 100% sure
oh god I'm so sorry
Mines was in fifth grade
Mine when i'm 11. I know someone who got it at 9🙂
I hate hate HATE the "you can't use a tampon if you're a virgin" thing cause it is so untrue and my own mother thought the same for a while and didn't let me use tampons, even though I feel so much more comfortable with them rather than pads 😭
well, i'm afab and trans, and i've been pretty unhealthy for a while, my boobs are still there. am i doing something wrong?
I’m 2 weeks away from having a baby and I pissed my pants while laughing at the part about the baby coming out of the wrong tube
i've been binging one topic react to this same reddit for the past 2 hours, briNG IT ON SAM nothing can phase me anymore
My favorite is the guy who was blown away that females can pee while using a tampon. Yeah, because if we weren't able to pee, it's because we put it up the wrong hole. In which case not being able to pee would be the least of our problems. OUCH!
AWWW I love your name and PFP
It’s like they don’t understand the urethra is a different hole
Sam! Thanks for always making my days brighter for the past few years.
im glad i can do that :D
"this has 16 upvotes" humanity was a mistake.
I was so ecstatic when I saw your handsome self posted another video. Thank you for the content🙏❤ keep it up, ive binged all of your stuff hahahaha
aw thank you very much i'm glad you like them :D
Omg wait if I only started having cramps two years after I started getting my period, does that mean my gender is changing? Lol
Guy: "Your vagina does not like two different men chemicals inside you."
Androgen and Testosterone: 🧍♀️
it sometimes feels like these people are just elementary school boys trying to look cool around their third grader friends
0:58 okay but to be fair, sex education is so absolutely shite in most places that alot of schools don't even teach the biology of the opposite gender, I'm still learning biology facts to this day that I definitely should have learned back then
Istg, I’m not even joking, I was talking to my brother and he literally asked me what beta and alpha males were. I had to sit there and try to explain how it was just a dumb way for a guy to express toxic masculinity and downplay anyone who says what they’re doing is wrong and- I kid you not- he goes, “Toxic masculinity? That’s just some dumb way for feminist idiots to attack conservative people who are just fulfilling what they’re supposed to do.”
I scoffed, he scoffed. He stared, I stared. Then I just said,”fine, then. Fragile masculinity.”
It wasn’t the best of responses but he stopped talking.
"Initial entry can definitely be felt" hahahahahahahahaha
thanks for uploading today your vids make me really happy and school just sucks rn
ur welcome i hope u get through the day :(
0:59 is just kinda wholesome like he learned something and is like “that’s kinda cool they can do that” like it sucks he found out probably after his schooling but good that he learnt it. You know?
4:56 probably my favourite quote of yours, just the dead eye look you gave
Finally a new bad womans anatomy video by Collins, I really love these lol
everytime i see people talking about being able to pee with a tampon in i think about this tweet i saw that said “wait til we tell him about the third hole”
EVE STOP BLEEDING ALL OVER THE TREES GODDAMNIT
I find it kinda weird tbh how much emphasis was on "if your body is clean it won't have body hair" like 👀👀😬 idk man that seems kinda,,,,,, hm
Also I feel like those same people would be upset bc a vagina didn't smell like an air freshener and would expect "every self-respecting woman" to douche just so the man are happy 😒
"I've got a fat ass and my health is declining rapidly." Got me more than anything else this week. Thank you for a good laugh dude!
0:27 this guy says this stuff as jokes. His channel is dedicated to saying sarcastically misogynistic things in master oogway's voice. He knows this stuff is wrong, he's just making jokes. It's beautiful.
I never knew that my c00chie has something to do with my personality, but now everything makes sense!!!
I didn't know if to laugh or cry whilst watching this and now I'm doing a weird combination of both and my family is looking at me like I'm a psychopath 👽🤣🤣
I’d never stop watching your videos but damn sometimes it’s hard, I didn’t even know there were people like this out there :,)
3:26 me who lost my period because of my eating disorder:🧍♀️
Am I the only one who presses the "like" button before the video even starts, so basically based on the title already? Not every time, but quite often.
Love your content Sam!
I do that too with my fav youtubers hehe
Will these men ever figure out woman's anatomy? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z.
Nothing says "I'm smarter than every doctor in the world" like saying "virgin thingy"
i lose my braincells everytime you go through this sub reddit sam but your reactions are always worth it
"girls naturally reach for dolls"
me: yeah right, i totally would have wanted the legos
me: wait a minute....
Oh my gosh! This absolutely the best video I've seen in 2 or 3 months!!! I'm trying so hard not to bust out laughing on the bus. 😂
So you're telling me I could get rid of my endometriosis if I just ate fruits, veggies, meats, and drink lots of water and healthy juices, and cut junk food and fast food from my diet?
Wait, that's already how I eat. Someone explain!
"MeN ChEmIcAlS" I want to scream-
As a trans guy I'm gonna be honest, I've never used a tampon so I've never really thought about whether or not you can pee with one in- I thought you had to change them everytime you had to pee?? Like take it out, pee, put in a new one. I unfortunately wasn't taught much about tampons in school, just that you can't flush them. I wasn't even taught how to correctly put them in at either of the two schools I went to that taught sex ed. (I had to retake the same school year because I moved states mid year, so I got double sex ed and still had no knowledge on how tampons actually work). Overall I feel kind of stupid not knowing you can pee with a tampon in??? But thinking about it now it seems to make a lot more sense than before I ever really thought about it. Honestly tho, no shame on my part to cis guys for not knowing that one because I feel like its just not taught- even if its kind of basic knowledge- but especially in the cis male version of sex ed.
Yeah the sex education many of us, both men and women, got is really sad. It's not anyone's fault if they weren't taught properly. It's only your fault if you're not willing to be corrected lol.
And yeah you can pee while using a tampon. You put the tampon in the uterus which is separate from the urethra. We're cool like that ;)
Same. I wasn't taught anything about that in school. Even in a sex ed lesson. I didn't even know females had a '3rd hole' until like a year ago. And I learned that on youtube and I'm AFAB!
My brazilian mom was sitting next to me and the first one made her literally scream LMAO
eu ri alto da primeira kkkkkkk
@@luigu.21 sim mano KSJDHFNJSKJD
0:46 *worries in Brazilian*
YESSSS I LOVE THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS :D
me too theyre really fun :D
Sam, watching you try to figure out the r/boneappletea version of Tubal Ligation was pretty funny! 😂 You should do an r/boneappletea episode. I think you'd like it!
As a female and a med student, veggies cannot cure my agony rn.
Great video Sam + shoutout to Lena for keeping it real
6:47 "virgin thingy" HIMEN
hymen
@@greygoose8803 yeah i wrote it in my lenguage, spanish
Hiya!!! Thanks for providing some light in the void of my heart, greatly appreciated
Damn buddy you good?
ur welcome :D
Oh my god...."Thubaligation" SENT ME 😭🤣🤣🤣💀
Oh wow just discovered your channel and that first one is hilarious I got a snap score of 100 rn so I'm looking forward to it lmao