Cursed Polish Military Projects

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  • @tablesizeproductions4360
    @tablesizeproductions4360  26 днів тому +29

    By the way, special thanks to Alex for his help translating most of the information in this video! Go check out his channel! www.youtube.com/@Alexsejovoskilovzaksilovokoswa

  • @Tommy1marg
    @Tommy1marg 15 днів тому +349

    As a Pole, in defense , I just want to say one thing: Try to live between Russians and Germans and stay sane.

    • @dytiscusmarginalis8443
      @dytiscusmarginalis8443 2 дні тому +4

      totally. People from abroad please look at Beksiński's art, it represents how many of us see the world :C we don't smile alot for a reason

  • @britishman1922
    @britishman1922 26 днів тому +370

    How strange, so many polish designs at the start of 1930…but randomly stopped in the 40s, but it can’t put my finger on why

    • @burtbacarach5034
      @burtbacarach5034 26 днів тому +30

      What could cause that?You would almost think a major disaster,or a world war or sumthin...

    • @MradventurEPL
      @MradventurEPL 15 днів тому +10

      The great beaver insurection of 1939

    • @THEbf110man
      @THEbf110man 15 днів тому +5

      @@burtbacarach5034maybe a coincidental economy crash?

    • @MegTheWarpsmith
      @MegTheWarpsmith 11 днів тому

      Probably some Elon Musk like a-hole, who think is some god or whatever, with funny accent rollover and decide he will do it better, but it was only to make his bros richer or whatever idk , i do not know history.

  • @looney332
    @looney332 26 днів тому +378

    Germans and Soviets ganged on Poland in 1939 because they knew that if we would make even one of those concept tanks we would be unstoppable

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 25 днів тому +9

      Hell - PWS 60 would do that on it's own... Viva la aerial domination!

    • @abcxyz-bq2cc
      @abcxyz-bq2cc 19 днів тому

      sadly

    • @Mantek430
      @Mantek430 8 днів тому

      No wonder they're sending their agents out from time to time, to turn country into shambles . This failure of new 2024 goverment is one of maaaany examples.

    • @mariuszmoraw3571
      @mariuszmoraw3571 6 днів тому +7

      It's kinda true without memeing. Polish army was going through serious modernization but run out of time.

    • @Mantek430
      @Mantek430 6 днів тому

      And they didn't stop ther. Decades later they are doing exactly the same + they're sending their agents and utilise some bunch of other useful idiots.

  • @adambadam4870
    @adambadam4870 26 днів тому +250

    Stanisław Lem wanted to be an inventor, he was forced to work as a mechanic during the war, after the war he studied medicine, he then became a bestselling polish sci-fi writer. His mind was always focused on technology and future.

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 25 днів тому +41

      And somehow he predicted like half of the tech we use in XXI century. Also many definitions he invented for use in his books are used nowdays in science etc

    • @SzajbusGandziarz
      @SzajbusGandziarz 11 днів тому

      ​@@racingraptor4758 something like "wuch" "inear"

  • @michakozdroj7808
    @michakozdroj7808 21 день тому +78

    It's probably not much of a difference, but wz. means 'wzór', which is just 'pattern' so something like 'wz. 29 rifle' is just 'pattern 29 rifle'. Might roll off the tongue better. Also, an amazing video. Cheers from Poland!

    • @rotmistrzjanm8776
      @rotmistrzjanm8776 13 днів тому +14

      English terminology would rather use "Mark" instead of "pattern" so your example should be "Mk. 29 rifle"

  • @TheAllAroundMan
    @TheAllAroundMan 26 днів тому +93

    I love that so many of these are literal napkin sketches

    • @pawepiat6170
      @pawepiat6170 8 днів тому +4

      Lem's thing looks like a shitpost lmao. When I first saw it I thought he was trolling the russians with it haha

  • @SlesinowyMikol
    @SlesinowyMikol 19 днів тому +38

    imagine tank analog horror about the 60TP being some kind of entity

  • @peanut7098
    @peanut7098 26 днів тому +48

    the PZL.33 landing wheels looks like when you lift up the feathers of an own and see its legs

    • @koghs
      @koghs 14 днів тому

      It's really similar to dc-3 landing gear oddly enough

  • @kanapkizuranem
    @kanapkizuranem 26 днів тому +73

    Actually sad how Poland was kind a pionieer in aviation and trains in the interwar period and as many other Polish industrial legacies it was lost.

    • @adambadam4870
      @adambadam4870 26 днів тому +3

      Yes, a lot of cool patents were coined by Polish plane designers. Good thing was that many of them survived the war and went on to work in post-war factories and research centers. USSR was very generous with licences do they were pumping out tons of licenced soviet jets and helicopters.

    • @bahti472
      @bahti472 16 днів тому +34

      @@adambadam4870 Nope. Soviets werent generous at all. Each license Poland had to buy costed way more that soviets asked non-satelite state to pay. Not even get me started on soviets cancelling any major intepended military project started in poland ( exept Skot, but that was a colaboration project betwen Poland And Czehoslovakia) .

  • @olekzajac5948
    @olekzajac5948 20 днів тому +13

    Oh God, that intro music still gives me chills…
    It's a lullaby called "Na Wojtusia z popielnika", and the way it's often sang, it sounds like it's straight out of a horror movie. Didn't expect to hear it here, it's a really nice touch.

  • @DrStrangelove64
    @DrStrangelove64 21 день тому +10

    Germans: We have the Maus!
    Americans: We have the T95!
    British: We have the Tortoise!
    Lem: ... :D

  • @zwalada
    @zwalada 26 днів тому +307

    Ow boy i love horror stories for spooky season. But let be honest we all know there is no such thing as a "Poland", and that it's all just a Slovak bedtime story so kids would behave.

    • @LastGoatKnight
      @LastGoatKnight 26 днів тому +6

      Fancy seeing you here

    • @RuskiBear57
      @RuskiBear57 26 днів тому +1

      Agreed​@@LastGoatKnight

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 25 днів тому +44

      Nah we all know that "Slovak" is a scary story told by Górals to their misbehaving children

    • @ChillDudelD
      @ChillDudelD 25 днів тому +26

      There is no such a thing as "Slovakia", but only southern Poland.

    • @Lavourrin
      @Lavourrin 24 дні тому +9

      *Angry Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz noises*

  • @Kuba_K
    @Kuba_K 14 днів тому +13

    Shotout to PZL M 15 for being one of most cursed aircraft ever produced (yes that thing was mass produced)

  • @THEbf110man
    @THEbf110man 15 днів тому +15

    These projects are made by the guy on 5 grams of cocaine looking at a hallucination of a dancing cow

  • @Kubaxwot
    @Kubaxwot 25 днів тому +9

    Proud to be Polish

  • @ANDREALEONE95
    @ANDREALEONE95 26 днів тому +29

    Another cursed Pole project that could be put was that weird fuckhueg transport autogyro thing

  • @SitioLumbia
    @SitioLumbia 21 день тому +33

    Cursed Polish Military Projects
    Cursed Polish Projects
    Cursed Polish
    Polish
    You can shorten the title and everything is still applicable.

  • @BocoProductions189
    @BocoProductions189 24 дні тому +9

    lord have mercy, WHO LET THE WORLD OF TANKS DEV INTO POLAND?!

  • @MrBarthaz1982
    @MrBarthaz1982 23 дні тому +5

    Love it! ❤ 😂
    There is no need to apologise ,you good!
    Yes I'm Polish

  • @mrssd1255
    @mrssd1255 15 днів тому +11

    most polish planes are named after creatures that spend a lot of time in water...

    • @dariuszblack13
      @dariuszblack13 11 днів тому +9

      And watercraft named after birds. Well. Nice inter military exchange.

    • @mariuszmoraw3571
      @mariuszmoraw3571 6 днів тому

      Poland is really wet country so it makes sense.

    • @supergowiak4369
      @supergowiak4369 6 днів тому +3

      @@dariuszblack13 while altilerry is named after crustaceans

  • @Pan_Schaboszczak
    @Pan_Schaboszczak 10 днів тому +1

    Had a good laugh and learned a lot of fun facts, good video!
    And also you pronounced polish names pretty good for a foreigner

  • @ferdinandstrat
    @ferdinandstrat 26 днів тому +4

    Your videos are just getting better my guy

  • @flyingcanuck03
    @flyingcanuck03 26 днів тому +13

    Lmao I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who had to suffer the pain of knowing this stuff existed. Nothing will ever top the utter insanity of the PZL-230. Beware all ye who google this.

    • @adambadam4870
      @adambadam4870 26 днів тому +6

      I mean, can't a one man company design a trainer jet? Jeez, people are not allowed to have hobbies anymore

    • @ktospl384
      @ktospl384 16 днів тому +4

      This comment made me dubble my patriotism and give it to the next person

  • @jasonscarborough94
    @jasonscarborough94 26 днів тому +4

    The Tanketa type B looks like a first draft for the Tie Crawler

  • @misterhuman895
    @misterhuman895 2 дні тому +2

    i cried when he said "foka" as "foquea"

  • @Kminek246
    @Kminek246 11 днів тому +2

    Amazing video....Think you could try Czechoslovakia next? I know we had some bonker projects

  • @antanasananas
    @antanasananas 19 днів тому +3

    Poland mentioned 🇵🇱❗💪

  • @SpartanA054Moose
    @SpartanA054Moose 26 днів тому +2

    A fantastic vdieo! Reminds me of an idea submitted in ww2 for a kv-1 with two extra tracks running under the belly of the tank, saw a drawing on a website of it years ago but can't find anything on it now.

    • @Hexus99
      @Hexus99 24 дні тому

      An ai may be able to make it for you

  • @infinitefun527
    @infinitefun527 6 днів тому

    I love your content please never stop making videos

  • @vladstanciu334
    @vladstanciu334 26 днів тому +20

    Could you do an ep about weird Romanian tanks or if do you have one posted can u post the link in the response comment?

    • @tablesizeproductions4360
      @tablesizeproductions4360  26 днів тому +7

      I haven't done one yet but I was thinking of doing a Romanian tank video at some point as they are ultra meme worthy.

  • @WwZa7
    @WwZa7 11 днів тому +2

    This is why Lem became sci-fi writer. His ideas were amazingly cool, but... War is not that cool in the end.

  • @ratte6090
    @ratte6090 26 днів тому +6

    7:29 I am a Pole: Polish Landship vs. Ratte Edition
    also the type a is just baby Ontos, but is it wrong that I want to build one irl? It'd make a killer Airsoft tank!

  • @antoniothegunexpert5955
    @antoniothegunexpert5955 25 днів тому +1

    Ho-lee shit! A new epic video!? Today? Yes please! Omg even lore!? Oh wait it stopped midway at the 60tp😢

  • @przemek38712
    @przemek38712 3 дні тому +1

    interestingly, some of these concepts actually have been implemented:
    Lem's Tankietka A strangely is conceptually very similar to what have Germans come up with in XX century (start of contest for light tank in 1970s, start of use in Bundeswehr in 1990s), which is known as Kettenfahrzeug Wiesel and is used up to today!
    Lem's Tankietka B is also strangely conceptually very similar to what have Russians are trying to come up with recently - just unmanned instead of crewed and with anti-tank guided missiles instead of machine gun!
    and these two are just out of top of my head!
    besides that - basically some of these guys were ahead of their times or at least ahead of what could be produced reliably in their times and situation.

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 24 дні тому +2

    Lem, what have you drunk.
    Must have been denaturat or some other shoddy moonshine

  • @anderoo9260
    @anderoo9260 12 днів тому

    It's so funny that Lem basically send a few doodles to a government and was like "yes, you should totally build those"

  • @MichałKoguciuk-i9f
    @MichałKoguciuk-i9f 12 днів тому

    LEGENDS CAME BACK, HELL YEAAAAHHHH

  • @southnicota9891
    @southnicota9891 26 днів тому +10

    Did you skip the 60 TP because it’s a fake/inspired design by wargaming or did you have other reasons?

    • @tablesizeproductions4360
      @tablesizeproductions4360  26 днів тому +15

      I skipped it because it's fake. At least the Wargaming portrayal is fake. There is a smidge of evidence that suggests that the 60TP did exist but only as a very a vague concept.

    • @kostekrokossowski2366
      @kostekrokossowski2366 19 днів тому +4

      @@tablesizeproductions4360 well, that tank project was just a final thesis on Military Academy of Technology. That Lewandowski dude probably went on to serve as maintenance officer.

  • @Adamulos
    @Adamulos 16 днів тому

    For a second I though that's a Boxman cameo appearance at the end

  • @michakasprzak6869
    @michakasprzak6869 5 днів тому

    Not gonna lie, drawing of this tank- T A N K, fuck.

  • @vincent7584
    @vincent7584 26 днів тому +7

    Polska Gurom

  • @johannieuwoudt-mz9ih
    @johannieuwoudt-mz9ih 26 днів тому +8

    can please do a video on cursed South African military projects.

  • @mariuszmoraw3571
    @mariuszmoraw3571 6 днів тому

    As Pole, everytime I see polish midwar designs, I think of french ones. In fact, military direction historically seem to be french-based in focus. It did make sense at time as France was winner of WWI.

    • @Tikialia
      @Tikialia День тому

      The French Revolution & Napoleon Bonaparte greatly influenced Poland after all. Even though it was further back in the past, the mentality stayed

  • @İgmen_Döner
    @İgmen_Döner 12 днів тому

    this is pure nightmare fuel

  • @Kaze-i9z
    @Kaze-i9z 4 дні тому

    YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE

  • @trjmess9987
    @trjmess9987 26 днів тому +1

    YES THANK YOU

  • @PobortzaPl
    @PobortzaPl 2 дні тому

    Do a video about PZL M-15, the jet crop duster, also know as Belphegor.
    That thing was built and there was over 150 of them built...

  • @dariusmuraru
    @dariusmuraru 26 днів тому +2

    BOXMAN 😍

  • @rch5395
    @rch5395 26 днів тому +1

    Idk bro, the thumbnail looks like a normal tank.

  • @excalibruh1380
    @excalibruh1380 21 день тому

    thumbnail is pt87b from wish that got shipped by fedex delivery guy who proceeded to stomp the fuck out of it

  • @Swagmaster07
    @Swagmaster07 25 днів тому +2

    Was that game footage from Men of War Assault Squad 2? If so, what mods did you use?

    • @tablesizeproductions4360
      @tablesizeproductions4360  25 днів тому

      The other videos use Men Of War Assault Squad 2. The mod isn't public as it is unstable and very unfinished.

  • @radosaworman7628
    @radosaworman7628 13 днів тому

    I find it bizarre that there was no mention of absolute waste of space that was Jakimiuk which wasted Incredible amount of resources just by virtue of being the most senior designer. Pzl 50 was wasteful, conventional piece of garbage that should reuse as much of parts of pzl p.11/24 as possible, but out of his pettiness he didn't as those where created by late and somewhat great Puławski. During the war he didn't even do anything unlike other polish designers that got scooped up by Brits and Americans, only to pop up in France with his ridiculous rocket powered interceptor that got smashed by mirage.

  • @80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80
    @80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80 25 днів тому +1

    06:17 - That looks like something I would build 10 years ago in that game about pigs from Angry Birds where you build vehicles.

    • @VR.cosmic
      @VR.cosmic 22 дні тому

      Bad piggies is goated

  • @kwyoushyt6356
    @kwyoushyt6356 26 днів тому +1

    LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

  • @CrazyPangolinLady
    @CrazyPangolinLady День тому

    You forgot the submarine with the screen door,

  • @InfiniteLoop
    @InfiniteLoop 26 днів тому +1

    Isn't that Land Battleship what OGRE was based on? from the OGRE tactical game

  • @janpostua2492
    @janpostua2492 11 днів тому

    One of these tanks was actually kind of made like obj 279

  • @sebastianstefanski3380
    @sebastianstefanski3380 14 днів тому +2

    🇵🇱💪🏻

  • @THEJaManes
    @THEJaManes 14 днів тому

    My headcannon is that Lem's designs were just a massive shitpost

  • @Matteo._.
    @Matteo._. 26 днів тому +2

    I liked the dank

  • @czadczadekczadowski7695
    @czadczadekczadowski7695 24 дні тому +1

    Mielec mentioned love my shithole❤

  • @SneakyBeakySpy
    @SneakyBeakySpy 15 днів тому

    There is the PL-01 tank, that the Khanjali in GTA V is based on

  • @bratb2094
    @bratb2094 16 днів тому

    Polish line of thinking was very French align when compare aviation projects. It was a mess in concept and design. Still, they try to mix the predicted trends with French conservatism... and few were quite decent.

  • @CabralJonas
    @CabralJonas 23 дні тому

    11:25 why?(awesome video;) )

  • @bruhmoment3741
    @bruhmoment3741 16 днів тому +2

    I was abaout to comment on your spot on pronounciation of "żubr", but then i heard this... 0:33
    The jokes are top tier though, ill give you points for that.

    • @tablesizeproductions4360
      @tablesizeproductions4360  14 днів тому

      In my defense I did give a warning about the bloody awful pronunciations. 😂 I genuinely tried but my cheeseburger brain actually melted trying to comprehend the based language of the Polish people.

    • @bruhmoment3741
      @bruhmoment3741 14 днів тому

      @ still, believe me, it’s not the worst pronunciation I’ve heard. And again, amazing vid, pozdrowienia z Polski

  • @jakuza8
    @jakuza8 15 днів тому

    based video

  • @HumbleDirtMerchant
    @HumbleDirtMerchant 26 днів тому +1

    Pronunciation correction: PZL is pronounced "pizzle".

  • @invinciblemic
    @invinciblemic 9 днів тому

    Sooo was Lem's Type A basically like a proto-bmp, just for 1 guy?

  • @lazystudio5392
    @lazystudio5392 18 днів тому

    how many tables does exist in the world?

  • @pixeqq4887
    @pixeqq4887 12 днів тому

    mielec mentioned

  • @bagniaczek6437
    @bagniaczek6437 16 днів тому

    Poland didnt Have time for plane production

  • @olekkapusta8672
    @olekkapusta8672 26 днів тому +4

    poland mentioned let's fucking gooo!!!!

    • @olekkapusta8672
      @olekkapusta8672 26 днів тому

      the singualr polish fan of this channel (me) is having a hearth attack because of this

    • @tablesizeproductions4360
      @tablesizeproductions4360  26 днів тому +1

      @@olekkapusta8672 You'd actually be surprised. According to UA-cam analytics, as well as my channel Discord, show that there are actually quite a lot of Polish fans of the channel.

    • @olekkapusta8672
      @olekkapusta8672 26 днів тому

      @@tablesizeproductions4360 seems like polish people are truely everywhere lol

    • @nananan1760
      @nananan1760 26 днів тому

      @@olekkapusta8672 nie tylko ty mordo :)

  • @gabrielmachadovieira__1075
    @gabrielmachadovieira__1075 26 днів тому

    bandits 👊 YT is required to send the video to the main page. Well, lucky me to be here already. Good luck, my fellow 👏

  • @Anon_Koala
    @Anon_Koala 12 днів тому

    poland mentioned

  • @StrategHDmapper
    @StrategHDmapper 2 дні тому

    7:16 you readed it corectly! at least you could spell one name without mispronouncing it...

  • @COI-O3
    @COI-O3 25 днів тому +1

    You forgot the pzl m 15

  • @kephryccephryc863
    @kephryccephryc863 10 годин тому

    the tank wasent a project it was some bock whriter drawing that he send to the militery ;D 7:45

  • @Kilroy_washere
    @Kilroy_washere 26 днів тому

    Neat

  • @mateuszkrytyk5711
    @mateuszkrytyk5711 День тому

    YOU CAN'T JUST MENTION 6OTP AND END THE VIDEO

  • @JonathanOfir-fs8oe
    @JonathanOfir-fs8oe 4 дні тому

    Can you do a cursed Israeli plane projects for a 10k subscribers special

  • @olejnik5165
    @olejnik5165 15 днів тому

    U should cover bwp2000

  • @Jazkal-V420
    @Jazkal-V420 26 днів тому +1

    Yeah, cursed crap! =D

  • @KraftCzenkoPL
    @KraftCzenkoPL 26 днів тому

    Sub and like, interesting video brother. Im biased cuz Poland strong meme.

  • @roseandsword.
    @roseandsword. 3 дні тому

    Jaki kraj, takie Wunderwaffe.

  • @turbokisiel
    @turbokisiel 11 днів тому

    Where is Gorilla?

  • @mateuszszewczuk1700
    @mateuszszewczuk1700 3 дні тому

    Nah not funny, loots of planes in 2WW have funnier start's. Even most known, just for example spitfire randomly stopped working because bad designed carburetor.
    And nearly all things was early prototypes that's testing new concepts, some was super funny but this is just how people could test ideas.

  • @diooverheaven6561
    @diooverheaven6561 25 днів тому

    Cool video altought hearing you say żuber instead of żubr or cielkosz instead of ciołkosz is either funny or annoyinh

  • @benjaminfirestone849
    @benjaminfirestone849 26 днів тому

    uhh could you not start the video with that sound?

  • @heitoroliveiracarneiro
    @heitoroliveiracarneiro 26 днів тому +1

    Hello TSP how's going

  • @matthewshadle7131
    @matthewshadle7131 26 днів тому

    I love your videos, make more… NOOOOOOW! 🫵🫨

  • @poetycko_o_ksiezycu
    @poetycko_o_ksiezycu 25 днів тому

    POLSKA GUROM!!!

  • @spicychicken9009
    @spicychicken9009 3 дні тому

    0.36 The who? Bro you can't pronounce it correctly, post photos with actual names!

  • @talon9639
    @talon9639 25 днів тому +1

    The amount of memes is distracting

  • @teknomen1able
    @teknomen1able 25 днів тому

    🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

  • @Jakub-s3h
    @Jakub-s3h 22 дні тому

    Am I the only one who expected some hastily put together civilian aircraft with a single maxim machinegun under the left wing?

    • @helloScuffed
      @helloScuffed 15 днів тому

      That's correct, you are the only person who seems to know almost nothing about aviation. 🤷‍♂ You know what makes these memes about Polish cursed designs even more cartoonish? Well, in the early 1930s, the Polish PZL P.11 fighter was considered the most advanced fighter plane in the world. The designs of Polish engineers are like the flip of a coin, either they are really good, or they are completely deranged creations put together by feral engineers gone full goblin.

    • @Jakub-s3h
      @Jakub-s3h 15 днів тому

      @@helloScuffed To clarify: I am aware of the "coin-flip" of designs, but it was more of a joke towards how much we improvised during the Warsaw uprising
      A failed joke, but eh.

    • @Jakub-s3h
      @Jakub-s3h 15 днів тому

      @@helloScuffed I was writing this with vehicles such as Kubuś in mind
      I am not saying Kubuś was bad given the circumstances. Love Kubuś ❤

  • @DeusEversor
    @DeusEversor 7 годин тому

    "Liberation of lviv by red army" ahhhhhhh, i love american ignorance and zero sensitivity, but at least you are up to date the current political correctness right?

  • @ThePlecoPal
    @ThePlecoPal 25 днів тому

    What's poland?