Cursed Israeli Tanks
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- Опубліковано 27 лип 2024
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Music In Order Of Appearance
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- In The Void - Amulets
- Jane Street - TrackTribe
- Locating Enemy Positions - Medal Of Honor (1999) - Michael Giacchino
- Just Snooping Around - Purple Planet Music
- Sneaky Feet - Purple Planet Music
- Fox Tale Waltz Part 1 Instrumental - Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com
- Fuzzball Parade - Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com
- Townie Loop - Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com
- Devil's Organ - Jimena Contreras
- Soul Food - Purple Planet Music
- On Hold For You - Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com
- Smooth Rest Cafe - Emily Shepard - Meanwhile In Russia Theme
All of the meme clips used in the video belong to their respective creators.
All of the historical footage belongs to its respective archivers.
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Hello, German TD here.
this comment is so random.
Whats a TD?
filthy SMV user
and to make it even worse, its the tier 8 ALSO THAT GUY 6 MINUTES AGO?!
@@jhapethlloydciron3185tank destroyer
*Israeli engineers after seeing a perfectly normal Sherman tank:*
"Tamar, we need more spare parts."
"More firepower, you say?"
"No! Spare parts!"
"Larger howitzers, you say?"
"Damn it, Tamar!"
"Oh! Arabian *Rocket Launchers!"*
"..."
*"Yes, Tamar! Yes!"*
What this commenter doesnt know is that the Tamar was the name of the Second Israeli Sherman
@@minus7621 The engineer was talking to the tank itself, and the tank requested to be "upgraded".
@@arya31ful r/wooosh
@@minus7621 r/ihavereddit
@@minus7621 Actually, a sherman with Breda 20 mm autocannon instead of the .50 cal.
The intro was more scary than the Fnaf movie trailer
I just screamed soo loud I woke up all my roommates this was my sleep paralysis come true
to be fair that is a low bar
fnaf kinda mid these days 🤮
Honestly i didnt even know that was just the intro 💀
Something to keep in mind is that in its early years Israel was incredibly poor and desperate for weapons to fill necessary roles. This is why cursed things like this existed, they were simply stop-gaps
what cursed? these are normal tanks.
Necessity is mother of invention. Who knows what kind of funky stuff used yet unveiled during this current conflict.
I really wanted to see Challeobrams tank.
@@arya31ful have you seen the quad mount maxim gun aa setup? With a modern red dot of course.
@@BigWheel. iirc it was twin not quad. Also it has the WW2 Japanese "stretcher" mounting too.
It's surely very unique, but i think the DShk "LMG" conversion is among the weirdest out there.
found the Nazi
"here we have a on sale, a perfectly serviceable sherma-"
"Box"
"excuse me wha-"
*"I SAID BOX, GOY, WHATS HARD TO UNDERSTAND?"*
Your contribution to future premium tanks in tank video games is appreciated
I hate them for their constant war crimes though, so i don't like seeing it in games, i admire the engineering tho
@@hookfangtrew_yt2804
by conztant war crimes you mean literally existing and not dying?
@@Agm1995gamer No, I mean killing Palestinians that fight against the IDF that is constantly attacking them
@@Agm1995gamer And listen, i have proof that the land does not belong to the Jews. And even if you are going to call Palestinians terrorists, in the IDF's latest attack, they killed the "terrorist's" children, so that itself is a war crime.
@@hookfangtrew_yt2804 lol wut
War Thunder devs: more magach tanks you say?
Hmmm... not enough... we need more...
The comments on this definitely won't be political at all
Ive been scrolling for a bit, and thank god, I haven’t seen any cringe in the comments section.
Free Palpatine
@@cantthinkofagoodname6939free KFC from KFC restaurant
Hopefully, there's really nothing wrong in the newest comments.
@@cantthinkofagoodname6939free my man palpatine from the Jedi order
The Warhammer 40K Imperial Guard tank references are killing me 🤣
Israeli engineers: made L33.
Me: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
They also strapped an Anti-Radiation missile to a sherman once (called "Kilshon", Hebrew for Pitchfork)
Sherman: * exists *
Israel: "Let's make it a tank destroyer" * drill sounds *
It’s because the Israelis are clearly undercover French people
Israel has the highest per capita museums so seeing how most of these are now in a museum it makes alot of sense
i live in israel and i did not know that we have highest per capita museums
The MAR series of launchers are really really really strong in Wargame: Red Dragon
Imagine Play IDF SP Start Spam MAR Series and Makmat i make wrost nightmare for ground unit
@@yanakorn1411 now I feel bad because this is pretty much my setup on the high point games lol. Sprinkle in some romach howitzers for taking out arty and keeping the mlrs primarily for ruining a redfor push.
And they are great fun to use.
I tend to keep a MAR-290 in my Israeli tac decks because it's so very versatile. It can ruin a push, obliterate a treeline, act as counter battery, or nuke likely CV locations, all of which make it a great 90 point tool to have ready in your backpocket.
Still missing a few, namely all APC made out of tanks and the LAR-160. Also Israeli modified T-54/55s and T-62s
Biblically accurate tanks
Israel getting ready to convert Shermans into the most unholy but somehow beautiful vehicles known to man, blow stuff up with them for a year or two and then decommission them just to do it again a couple minutes later:
3:28 *CURSED İSRAELİ-MOD'ED SHERMAN ₺ANK:* _KİLL.. MEEE...._
Need more of this cursed tanks video, surely there are many cursed tank concepts out there waiting to be found
Swedish tank designers seeing Israeli tanks (they have never seen this level of tomfoolery)
Could you make a video on Swedish Tanks? They have stuff like the: STRV 103, the STRV 74, SAV 20.12.48, and etc. Very weird designs.
I think a better name for the Ro-em might be 'The Sherman Enormous Target.'
4:25 fun fact: Israel used the MP40 quite a bit before it was replaced by the Uzi
Israel also used BF109s for a few years before they could get better fighters.
@@Joe-yz3uf Sakeens weren't actual BF-109s, they were shitty bootlegs, and we only had 6
Earned my sub! I'm a friend of Minus and am in his server. Was invited a while back after doing several of my own Israeli vehicle suggestions on the War Thunder forums. These are all really cool tanks, and I learned a lot!
i also have a friend on discord named Minus but he is probably not the same dude
you've been blessed by the algorithm, you're now on my main page despite the fact i watched this three times
I had the chance of seeing the L-33 in the museum where it stands, and man that thing is gigantic. A building on wheels and is my favorite looking tank-thing.
יצא לך להיכנס לשם אחי? הדלת מצד ימין הייתה פתוחה כשביקרתי שם לפני איזה עשור בתור ילד
@@tinycockjock1967 וואלה לא יצא לי להכנס הייתי חייל ולא רציתי להסתבך חחחחח
@@thehim2990 חחח אצלי זה היה לפני איזה 10-15 שנה לא יודה אם לא נעלו אותו
I hope Warthunder is over here taking notes
Yeah, we definitely should have cursed tanks in war thunder
i climbed into the second vehicle shown in the video as a kid at the armor museum a 15m drive from my house. there’s a door on the right side and I decided to see if they welded it shut, and they didn’t. climbed in and when I came back a year ago (now 20) it was welded :(
Keep up the good work chap, entertaining stuff
This video has more information on the wierd Wargame Red Dragon Israel vehicles than the rest of the internet.
I was excited when I saw “cursed” and “tank” in the title and you did not disappoint
1:40 Something I love to do in sprocket from save weight
1:56 Soviet crew men : "First time?"
The Degem Yud was actually fine, and can be considered the best Sherman ever constructed since it was made from already upgraded tanks. Crew comfort was fine, it just received an actually fucking intelligently laid-out hull with a proper fucking non-radial engine that actually had the driveshaft at the floor where it fucking belongs. Would have been great, was just expensive to do.
u put so much effort in, when become a huge channel. keep up the effort ur awesome
The Mar 290 looked like an absolute beast.
hopefully that halftrack tanky thing is sitting in some old dude's garage all this time.
Forget about the space lazers, we should all be much more concerned about how they still posses the mf'in *PAN FLUTE OF DEATH*
Sir, just the intro got u a new sub.
the only comment section without any arguing woah
10:50 Yes Mr. Table Size, we will make you do this… >:D
congratulations, youve got yourself a new sub
Good sir I would like to say that down here in Australia it is not hot. Great video u got my sub
Israelyans trying to not make the most curse shit: impossible
Subscribed mate. When you get to 10k in a few months I can brag I’ve been here since 1k
6:02
Who let a medieval lord get their grubby hands on a field gun.
6:32 good god, its Yad La'Shirion ( Literally hand to the armor )
its an armor museum
"Yad" also means a "Memorial" in a more Prosaic Hebrew
@@yochaiwyss3843 וואלה לא ידעתי
@@yaboipalps8616 like "Yad vaShem" as a more prominent example
the cool thing is their tank were built specifically for their geographical region they werent meant to be shipped thousands of miles overseas etc
being improvised and role specific plus favorable terrain made these pretty decent (until rpgs and atgms became more common then you get into APS)
When are Gaijin going to add these to Warthunder?
never. Have another Magach.
your editing is underrated
these look like metal slug enemies
"l-33 roem"
well well that's why it's roem. it mar'im the ground. (sounds much, much better in hebrew: tov tov tov az zeh lama zeh roem. zeh mar'im et haadama.)
Wait. A thousand? Thought you had like 200.000... meh give it a few months.
You forgot to mentioned the all the Israeli APCs that where builder on tack chassis . Israel also had a long love story with the Sherman tank
How could this omit the Pereh? A fake tank missile carrier that actually dominates?
The Algorithm sent me here.
Now I want you to suffer through 1948 Cursed Israeli *Aircraft*
Table size is the perfect size for productions
Israeli tanks? The Israeli phantom is exactly the same in every way to the us one but the nose is comically long
How.... Why.... Who..... Why does the Artillery look like a German modernized Version of The Grille???????!!!!!!!
They all equally cursed ass hell!!! But we'll... It works today so I don't complain.
congrats for 2k man!
How have the war thunder geeks have not petitioned for these beautiful machines to be in WT yet?
Isreal out here making real life leman russ tanks and baneblades
Fuckin loved this dude. Keep it up
Gaijin add these to warthunder!
No. More magachs. Not enough. More.
Reminds me of the Israeli S-199 (bf 109 copies) that Israel bought and fitted with bomber engines. Heard a story that one of the planes did not have an engine cover so they used part of a billboard.
They really made a fighter that doesn’t have the engine power to fight😭
The takeaway from this video is that the Sherman was insanely modifiable
now time for mildly weird israeli aircraft
Some of these aren't so cursed, like the Priest etc
.. But some of those goofy sherman abominations are just nightmare fuel.
That israeli modified half track is definitely something out of Macgyver
They also made a M3 that had SS-11 missiles
@@Shai.A.5641 Zachlam Tager
May the algorithm look favorably upon you
Man this gonna go crazy in WT
Oh hey, more low rank tanks that Gaijin could add to the Israeli tank tech tree on War Thunder
Dis good channel why so low views?
I JUST REALIZED THE WARHAMMER JOKE FOR SEAGE GUN💀💀💀
You ever play advance wars for the DS? Maybe the Israelis had a time machine and thought that some of those tanks looked pretty good.
I swear if gaijin adds these......
**Gaijin adds these**
They should add
mar 290 rockets arent THAT big... theyre more like average ;)
Atleast its not an copypaste like in WT
8:31 the shot kal is based on the centurion
Gaijin when
You should make a same video about Swedish tanks they had crazy shit too
If it looks stupid but it works, it is not stupid
Just look how they circumsize my boy
What is the name of that weird universal carrier truck thing in the intro to the zachlam m6?
Hey, Table Size, it's me, DiamondSkeleton. I've returned to UA-cam.
minecraft cave sounds:
I've officially quit War Thunder a while ago but the only thing that will get me back is if they add the Zaklam M6 to low tier (Although I guarantee if they did it'd be an overpriced premium)
Those toasters are blessed!
German wonder weapons part 2 electric boogaloo
7:22 what kind of sabot looking round is that? Doesn't look anything like a mortarshell.
Hello, random israeli citizen here.
I approve of this
6:02 I'm gonna need to see where this thing came from.
War thunder needs to add these
i want all of this tanks in war tunder
Good vid, minor remarks: a bit less hyper with the images (even my ADHD was barely able to catch up :D), like talking about X let's stay there for a moment :D Another is ummm a bit more meat, a bit less broth? Like you're going pretty hyper when you get going, it just sometimes it takes you a bit too long to get to the point or a bit too long on the meme :D
(all above in good faith, as I see you're gonna probably get huge soon :D)
Yeah. I'm still trying to find a good balance. Hopefully still better than the last vid though. The last vid was basically the visual equivalent of a chain flashbang lol.
I am genuinely terrified to continue this video, I made it less than 30 seconds into it before UA-cam shut down, my phone powered down and I had to turn it on again manually. When I opened UA-cam again I had to log back in and find the video through a search, all my history has been erased 😳
Minus my beloved
;) do i know you from somewhere?
@@minus7621 yes
@@archiebotten4061 well then who are ya?
@@minus7621 ArchieB on red wrench
@@archiebotten4061 ahhh alrightty, good to see ya here
Why is the cannon (nose) of every tank so large? haha
If it work, it work.
you wont drink a tide pod with a curly straw for this milestone
Not for this one. 5k on the other hand.
Gaijin when?
5:04 I'm from that's f*cking hilarious 😂
Watching this at 2am while doing goofy shit in wt was fun