Bill Burr - Lady Gaga

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  • Опубліковано 20 січ 2013
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  • @Deathfromabove5
    @Deathfromabove5 10 років тому +46

    "If you truly don't give a fuck you don't go around saying you don't give a fuck"

  • @kimi17171
    @kimi17171 4 роки тому +47

    3:58 "I'm old"
    The moment when you're 25 but you feel the same way as bill who's 50.

  • @djsolegit
    @djsolegit 11 років тому +43

    "Hey fuckin soliloquy do you give a fuck?"
    "I don't give a fuck either!"
    tears were shed.
    I will forever stand behind Bill Burr

    • @scottslocum3319
      @scottslocum3319 2 місяці тому +1

      I replied that shit 10 times 😂😂😂

  • @RAMSEY1987
    @RAMSEY1987 9 років тому +253

    I am stuck in Bull Bur rant podcast vortex....i am very happy

    • @joshgarbemusic
      @joshgarbemusic 9 років тому +3

      logical fruit me too lol

    • @KenyaSocialVentures254
      @KenyaSocialVentures254 9 років тому +3

      logical fruit I CANT STOP

    • @RAMSEY1987
      @RAMSEY1987 9 років тому +2

      Kenya Social Ventures I have to go work!!!

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 8 років тому +5

      +logical fruit YAS!!!! I been listening to him for 3-4 hrs now lol

    • @RAMSEY1987
      @RAMSEY1987 8 років тому +1

      lol Bull Bur must have been late or I was drunk or both

  • @adamaxis
    @adamaxis 10 років тому +234

    the fact that Bill Burr went to a Lady Gaga concert is funnier than this entire funny story

    • @joto6297
      @joto6297 3 роки тому +2

      I said i don’t give a fuck

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 2 роки тому +6

      I fucking died when he did the lady gaga impersonation 🤣

  • @zimmerman421
    @zimmerman421 8 років тому +74

    "Another shredded gay guy"

  • @AG-uj1cp
    @AG-uj1cp 8 років тому +48

    "Hey Soliloquy, do you give a fuck?" I'm done.

  • @MCWon212
    @MCWon212 8 років тому +29

    9:24 "I hope you guys are having a good time tonight. Cuz if you're not, I don't give a fuck. I DON"T GIVE A FUCK!" XD

    • @fightomo
      @fightomo 8 років тому +5

      That part killed me

  • @aintgonnahappen
    @aintgonnahappen 11 років тому +20

    "sitting there with drapes on your face - when are you going to just accept your nose.." LMAO

  • @liukangkang2817
    @liukangkang2817 9 років тому +136

    Bill burr is a trooper for going to gaga concert with his girl.

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 7 років тому +2

      liu kang kang More like Nia's got the pants in the relationship

    • @leoabreu1412
      @leoabreu1412 3 роки тому +2

      @@leemcqueen500 more like a man who knows how to gain leverage

    • @nohabloemojislosiento4930
      @nohabloemojislosiento4930 3 роки тому +1

      Ive heard from a couple guys that got dragged to gaga concerts with ladies/friends and they say the show is actually pretty great when you're in the audience. I can't in good conscious go by myself as a balding grown man, but cant lie I'm curious.

    • @ehcanadianguy27cod31
      @ehcanadianguy27cod31 3 роки тому +1

      Partner*

    • @billg708
      @billg708 3 роки тому +1

      Not to mention coming down from a beer buzz with eating McDonald's!! That just sounds like a nightmare recipe!!! LMAO

  • @starisesun7692
    @starisesun7692 8 років тому +15

    "When are you gonna accept your nose???"ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!Shit was too funny!!!!!

  • @bws1971
    @bws1971 8 років тому +32

    It was like fuckin' gay Spinal Tap. Holy crap...LMFAO

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 4 роки тому +24

    this illustrates how Nia is really important to Bill. If Nia didn't drag him to the concert he wouldn't have this brilliant and hilarious diatribe.

  • @guitarsANDcars39
    @guitarsANDcars39 8 років тому +6

    "I don't give fuck fuck fuck fuck" hahaha loved the echo

  • @learnerlearns
    @learnerlearns 9 років тому +48

    "gay Spinal Tap!"
    ROFL !!!

  • @mvp4lithuania
    @mvp4lithuania 9 років тому +35

    "She's sitting there, dancing around." LOL

  • @malcolmnicoll1165
    @malcolmnicoll1165 8 років тому +91

    I just love Bill's disdain for mediocre and commonplace. Hilarious observations!

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums 8 років тому +2

      +Malcolm Nicoll I think you underestimate her as a musician, not merely a pop performer.

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 8 років тому +2

      +Violet Deliriums
      Then point us in the direction of enlightenment, you add nothing twat.

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums 8 років тому

      ***** Great use of name calling--the hallmark of intelligence.

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 8 років тому +2

      Violet Deliriums
      Shut the fuck up and post a link illustrating her skills as a musician. If you link something good, I'll look like a jerk and you can be a hero.

    • @VioletDeliriums
      @VioletDeliriums 8 років тому

      ***** Just listen to her sing, for one. She also plays keyboards. On top of that she writes songs. I don't care about being a hero, but maybe you shod work on your social skills.

  • @UenoHarajuku
    @UenoHarajuku 10 років тому +37

    Soliloquy is my favorite shredded gay guy backup dancer.

  • @thefirmament1616
    @thefirmament1616 8 років тому +26

    bought a 12 pack and figured I had to knock them all down.. hahah

  • @powermasterjazz
    @powermasterjazz 9 років тому +135

    Being single means never having to listen to Lady Gaga

    • @carpetbomb8986
      @carpetbomb8986 5 років тому +13

      or Beyonce, or Arianna Grande, or any other artist like her.

    • @carpetbomb8986
      @carpetbomb8986 5 років тому +14

      beyonce may be sexy, but talented is a big stretch. @Tom Spencer

    • @carpetbomb8986
      @carpetbomb8986 5 років тому +5

      except she doesn't sing anymore, she makes this shit ass trap rap RnB garbage. She made one good song almost a decade ago. she's been on a strong decline since then.@Tom Spencer

    • @juliacherry4584
      @juliacherry4584 4 роки тому

      @@carpetbomb8986 shut up dick

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому

      Or Rihanna. Only good thing is the parody song by "Bare Egil Band - Umbrella" only good thing to come out of that

  • @maajkemii
    @maajkemii 7 років тому +21

    ''Gay Spinal Tap''
    I nearly died of laughter

  • @colonelhart5721
    @colonelhart5721 8 років тому +41

    "I think at that point she was dry-humping a yak.. to protest some middle-eastern thing or something..."
    LOL!
    Bill Burr is so awesome. As soon as he explained that he agreed to go for the sake of gathering material, I knew this story was going to be good.
    "She's only a little better at dancing than I am, and I'm fuckin horrific."

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 8 років тому +74

    Damn. That part about her telling people to accept themselves, yet being ashamed of her own nose was savage. I never realized how much of a hypocrite she was until Bill pointed it out.

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 5 років тому +2

      TheSlammurai saw it from the beginning. Wasn’t til two years ago I saw her actually show her skill. She’s amazingly talented but an idiot of a person.

    • @asecretchannel4135
      @asecretchannel4135 3 роки тому +4

      Eh - part of accepting yourself can include accepting that there’s things about that you want to change.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 3 роки тому +9

      ​@@asecretchannel4135 That applies to personalities, not things we're born with. Baby I was born this way, my foot.

  • @sugarsean90s
    @sugarsean90s 11 років тому +11

    9.10 to 10min
    Lady Gaga " I hope you guys are having a good time tonight, cause if your not ........ i don't give a fuck .... I said I don't give a FUCK ! .... fuck ... fuck ... fuck ... fuck "
    Gay Guy " I don't give a fuck EITHER ! ... either ... either ... either "
    Ha, this guy is brilliant

  • @f0kxi
    @f0kxi 7 років тому +15

    "And here it is you can't even accept your face"

  • @poetwp975
    @poetwp975 6 років тому +6

    This is pure comedy gold. I’ve heard it 5 times and it gets funnier every fucking time!

  • @DrHaze1111
    @DrHaze1111 5 років тому +9

    Bill Burr, yousir... are the funniest man alive. Im so glad you went to this gig. hahahaha. = NAILED IT!

  • @JeremyCuddles
    @JeremyCuddles 9 років тому +7

    I love how he goes into a story about not giving a fuck, Lol. This guy is my idol.

  • @MrVinny333
    @MrVinny333 9 років тому +6

    "It was like gay spinal tap" I fucking lost it hahaha

  • @Martiizzer
    @Martiizzer 3 роки тому +6

    I come back to this video every week and its always hilarious.

  • @midasthestallion4105
    @midasthestallion4105 2 роки тому +1

    3:24 "Why'd you come out of the vagina, Lady Gaga? Let me guess, this album was a REBIRTH for you? You fucking Hack?!"
    - I bloody lost it, lol.

  • @jameschauvet3140
    @jameschauvet3140 4 роки тому +1

    “Upholstery all over her fucking face..” lmfao!

  • @Jagethemage
    @Jagethemage 9 років тому +20

    if bill's team lost every week my world would become a much funnier place

  • @parsadolatabadi3965
    @parsadolatabadi3965 3 роки тому +4

    One of bills stand up bill does that silence and someone” woooooed” and bill told him “ shut up I like the silence “

  • @Thevikinggeeknl
    @Thevikinggeeknl 10 років тому +6

    Bill Burr and The Patriots 4 life!!

  • @dougcardinal2040
    @dougcardinal2040 8 років тому +6

    Me and Bill are a lot alike. I was saying the same shit when she first came out. This dudes great!!

  • @eveg5535
    @eveg5535 5 років тому +4

    I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @ProudJewishQueen1979
    @ProudJewishQueen1979 10 років тому +7

    Bill, I love you so much you don't even know :).

  • @AMP09FH
    @AMP09FH 10 років тому +2

    "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" ahhahaha Bill I love you.

  • @spurts
    @spurts 7 років тому +1

    genius. Bill is a Fucking genius. Coming out with this gold every week.

  • @daviddogstar3307
    @daviddogstar3307 6 років тому +14

    "I felt like they were workshopping a musical and didn't have the full story."

  • @andremartins7601
    @andremartins7601 7 років тому +5

    alright i love lady gaga but this was funny af xDD

  • @cruiserai
    @cruiserai 10 років тому +2

    I love listening to him haha

  • @josephpickard3108
    @josephpickard3108 6 років тому +1

    It's the waaaaahhhhh of the crowd that makes me crease over laughing

  • @taraaboz
    @taraaboz 8 років тому +6

    hahahaha my god you are my comedian hero! I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @TimothyCHenderson
    @TimothyCHenderson 9 років тому +75

    The tragic thing about Lady Gaga is that if you look up her stuff before she was famous, she was all about R&B and Soul and loved her piano music and straight up singing. That's who she is and that's what she loves but she had no success at it until she adopted the crazy costumes, pageantry and pop-art crap. She basically had to become someone she wasn't to succeed. So much for borne this way and self acceptance. Yes Bill, it is horseshit.
    And by the way, the song she ripped off outright was an 80's euro-pop song by Maylene Farmer called "Libertine" (Gaga's "Borne this way").

    • @wiziek
      @wiziek 9 років тому +24

      There are a lot of girls who play piano and sing sad songs, she wasn't special, just wasn't freaky. Of course she isn't creative, there is whole team behind "her" music and designs. She isn't even close to David Bowie or Prince.

    • @aDotFromTheFuture
      @aDotFromTheFuture 9 років тому +11

      That's also the problem with a lot of these new artists and bands, that they care too much about the money and not so much about the actual music. And people who listen to only that kind of music are a problem, because they don't want to give a non mainstream band a chance. It's either too far from their comfort zone, or their "friends" don't listen to that which makes it "uncool".

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 9 років тому

      Her songs are catchy thats all ppl care about lol.

    • @verticalhorizon4633
      @verticalhorizon4633 9 років тому

      Well-stated, indeed.

    • @LucisFerre1
      @LucisFerre1 9 років тому

      wow, born this way is virtually the same song.

  • @MrSelvykins
    @MrSelvykins 10 років тому +7

    OMG, This was too fucking funny. I love you BB!

  • @GuitarMassacre
    @GuitarMassacre 11 років тому +3

    "walkin around like you're the chick from the ring" hahah

  • @asecretchannel4135
    @asecretchannel4135 3 роки тому +1

    Here after reviving my interest and curiosity for Gaga this week. I just realized I really like her again.
    And I thought of this podcast moment and had to hear it again 💀

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika 11 років тому +1

    god his impersination of crowd was amazing.

  • @555jgra
    @555jgra 9 років тому +1

    Hysterical and so on point

  • @bubudread
    @bubudread 10 років тому +14

    HAHAHA IT was like GAY Spinal TAP. thats great.

  • @hardlylast
    @hardlylast 10 років тому +4

    What is it bout drummers that kick ass

  • @JohnnyCrueSixx
    @JohnnyCrueSixx 3 роки тому +1

    “Hey fuckin’... Soliloquy....”

  • @avisco01
    @avisco01 8 років тому +2

    Holy crap, this is hilarious. He needs to do this in his act.

  • @imbabazane
    @imbabazane 11 років тому +1

    Bill Burr.....Respect!!! *All the way from The Republic of South Africa* :-D

  • @BuddyBoo123
    @BuddyBoo123 4 роки тому

    this is timeless

  • @mdavis1992
    @mdavis1992 11 років тому +1

    his podcast is probably 30% sports and about 70% of his sports talk he makes hilarious for the people who don't know what he's going on about (I'm Australian), give the podcast another go!

  • @laynemcphail3434
    @laynemcphail3434 10 років тому +1

    You are GOD DAMNED HILARIOUS, Bill.

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem 9 років тому

    Best podcast I've ever heard.

  • @66ott7
    @66ott7 11 років тому +1

    Best pod cast ever!

  • @capthook1
    @capthook1 11 років тому

    Bill, you're amazing man! Please keep on making comedy gold.

  • @dave09nz
    @dave09nz 11 років тому +1

    This story needs to be animated.

  • @dmx1650
    @dmx1650 8 років тому

    bill is one of best .tells it like it is

  • @wavyrob19
    @wavyrob19 11 років тому

    Loved him in that movie stand up guys... He needs to be in more...

  • @Raider8784
    @Raider8784 11 років тому

    This is the greatest thing ever

  • @emofdo
    @emofdo 11 років тому

    Thanks , I'll check it out.

  • @blica1
    @blica1 11 років тому

    Bill, please run for president ! And i'm not even an American !..LOL !

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 10 років тому

    hard to argue that....very well put.

  • @springinfialta106
    @springinfialta106 11 років тому +1

    The whole riff on how people that truly don't give a fuck don't go around telling other people they don't give a fuck is brilliant. Bernard Williams, almost as great a philosopher as Bill, had a great piece on nihilists (the ultimate don't-give-a-fuckers) that you all should check out if you get the chance.

  • @Shinsatsusama
    @Shinsatsusama 11 років тому

    Bill. you have my respect man. you always say what you think bluntly and it's always the same thing I am thinking! thank you :)

  • @cody95
    @cody95 2 роки тому

    “Why is he going in the castle?” 😂😂😂

  • @sang-minjin997
    @sang-minjin997 8 років тому +5

    soliloquy! haha

  • @charltonmcmillen7422
    @charltonmcmillen7422 8 років тому +8

    I love ya, Bill. I know I've cussed ya a couple times over your remarks on 80's rock music but, you totally redeemed yourself with this one here. You're a helluva guy and right on with this sugar-coated hack

  • @neonwind
    @neonwind 11 років тому

    Brilliant!

  • @montybrewster7
    @montybrewster7 8 років тому +1

    I listened to this after already having heard the podcast he did about this with Nia, ha haaa. It made it even funnier. Thanks for the upload.

  • @JanetteSlack
    @JanetteSlack 8 років тому

    😂😂😂 I love how you say it how it is

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +2

    "Like a gay Spinal Tap"

  • @CuttinBlade
    @CuttinBlade 11 років тому

    Fuck yeah Bill your killin me

  • @derek5168
    @derek5168 Рік тому

    Dry jumping a yak ha ha ha 😂 🤣 😆

  • @Triforcemanny1
    @Triforcemanny1 10 років тому

    long live bill burr!

  • @justingreenj2
    @justingreenj2 11 років тому +1

    Thanks for uploading! :D You should also upload Nia's recollection of the event where they talk about Bill's heckling a bunch of LAYDEES!, a homeless white guy and saying "JEEEZUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!" during the show. XD

  • @MrCalmwaters112
    @MrCalmwaters112 3 роки тому

    "The drummer appeared to be in the dungeon section of the castle" lol

  • @AlysN1dr
    @AlysN1dr 10 років тому

    bill burr has to be the funniest man on this planet!! when i listen to him i can't help laughing out loud for real!!! okay, maybe i'm old but i don't know what he meant by 'all shredded up' - meanwhile this new language thats out there defies me!! when i was an 80s teen our slang made sense! we weren't making up words ... and i digress. BILL BURR IS HYSTERICAL!!

  • @justingreenj2
    @justingreenj2 11 років тому

    9:45 "Hey, fuckin', Soliloquy, do you give a fuck?" "I don't give a fuck, EITHER! Either! Either. either...." XD

  • @futbolusa
    @futbolusa 10 років тому

    i think enjoyed bill burr talking about this, more than i would've enjoyed watching it, hilarious

  • @ceegee287
    @ceegee287 8 років тому +2

    Tooooooooo funny...sssoo true!!!

  • @Fomothafuckinreal
    @Fomothafuckinreal 10 років тому +10

    GAY SPINAL TAP.

  • @1Ralike
    @1Ralike 11 років тому

    Please keep posting. I wrote in to Bill.

  • @adamaxis
    @adamaxis 11 років тому

    He is so freaking funny!

  • @Bodudus
    @Bodudus 11 років тому +1

    Not as bad as the time I went to a "God Speed! You Black Emporer" concert in SF with this girl I was trying to get with.

  • @funofboredom
    @funofboredom 10 років тому

    For some reason this is my favorite Bill Burr rant.

  • @ATABOFACID
    @ATABOFACID 11 років тому

    Haha I feel ya but I'm not sure I could make it through one of those shows!

  • @mip0
    @mip0 8 років тому +1

    "get on with the not give a fuck"

  • @Erniesplase
    @Erniesplase 11 років тому

    Bill Burr rocks

  • @CreepyColdGuy
    @CreepyColdGuy 10 років тому +3

    "You have to be a failure to be a hack."
    Tell Adam Sandler that.

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому

      But i like Adam Sandler movies though

  • @carltonbreezy
    @carltonbreezy 10 років тому

    My thoughts exactly dude.

  • @Martiizzer
    @Martiizzer 3 роки тому +1

    i dont give a fuck either either either either HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @thatrollercoasterguy7361
    @thatrollercoasterguy7361 6 років тому

    " You know that kid mike Yeah Yeah Yeah he doesn't give a fuck" I'm dying

  • @jordanarnold22
    @jordanarnold22 11 років тому

    shoutout to bill burr shouting out spanky on drums. dude's a monster.