Bill Burr - Serial Killers | The Real Law And Order | Super Bowl Hype

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2017
  • / themmpodcast and billburr.com/ and www.allthingscomedy.com/ . Email Bill at -- bill@themmpodcast.com
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  • @ytcomposer
    @ytcomposer 7 років тому +54

    It kills me every time Burr riffs in character. There's almost no one alive who can do it with his style. No exaggeration.

    • @tracystephens5014
      @tracystephens5014 5 років тому +3

      No exaggeration needed

    • @rebecca7410
      @rebecca7410 4 роки тому +1

      @Inebriatd In that case I want to move there, as Bill cracks me up and I would genuinely love to marry someone who talked and joked like him. I'd be pissing myself laughing every day!!

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 4 роки тому +23

    12 Angry Men and Paths of Glory are great “trial” movies

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 4 роки тому +13

      And My Cousin Vinny!

  • @markcarey67
    @markcarey67 3 роки тому +9

    Don't forget Bill was in the best trial drama ever - Tron Carter Law and Order w/Chappelle ..."I plead the fif!!!"

    • @static1217
      @static1217 3 роки тому

      And when he orders a beer he orders a Samuel Jackson

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 3 роки тому

      lol, dude that is one of my favorite Chappelle episodes ever. Burr busts thru the door and yells "Shut that fuckin dog up" and then shoots the dog in the head. And then his testimony on the stand.... shit was priceless.

    • @sloanmagnum5009
      @sloanmagnum5009 2 роки тому

      Haha !!! fif !!!!

  • @ClydeHidershaj
    @ClydeHidershaj 7 років тому +44

    Just saw your Netflix special. One of the funniest stand up specials I've ever seen.

  • @MAINYGAMERS
    @MAINYGAMERS 2 роки тому +3

    5:53 "If he took a swing at the cop, thats a good episode" funny af lol

  • @Vyral714
    @Vyral714 4 роки тому +9

    "Puttin' cheese in your f**ken caboose, or whatever it is they do up there.."
    Lmao 😂😂

  • @KobaAM
    @KobaAM 6 років тому +49

    "We're gonna make it great again...
    *off in distance* ... HES GON' MAKE IT GREAT AGAIN."

    • @eddiebear34
      @eddiebear34 3 роки тому +1

      Why do people quote what's in a video, that anyone reading it obviously came to watch?

    • @philorgneopolotin8762
      @philorgneopolotin8762 3 роки тому +2

      Eddie Bruce literally who cares? 43 people liked it and you’re the only one bitching about it

    • @raymay9276
      @raymay9276 3 роки тому +2

      @@eddiebear34 I didn't mind reading it

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin 2 роки тому +2

    Rhymes with boober, c'mon Billy Eilish!
    Also I love how you read the email and not the ad, it's gold.

  • @bakpfeife2224
    @bakpfeife2224 6 років тому +4

    Oh no... he is gonna make the "playing catch with your kid" bit a reality. I love it.

  • @canag0d
    @canag0d 5 років тому +37

    Dude when you sang the Canadian national anthem and went to French I nearly pissed my pants. I’m Canadian and they used to play the anthem every day in school of course and they usually played the bi-lingual version. I always just sang 20% of the words right and sang gibberish the other 80%. AND I TOOK FRENCH FOR 10 YEARS!!! (As pretty much all Canadians do).
    I approve!

    • @chuckiebrownbfly
      @chuckiebrownbfly 3 роки тому +1

      This. My mom was an educator an made sure her class always new the French version. Was always so mad I didn't learn it

    • @canag0d
      @canag0d 3 роки тому +1

      chuckiebrownbfly There’s a great chance your mothers heart was broken thinking she could teach English kids French.

    • @Psyborgasm
      @Psyborgasm 2 роки тому

      Never took French and am Canadian so nope not all Canadians do this

    • @markpozsar5785
      @markpozsar5785 Рік тому

      @@Psyborgasm good for you, you only speak one language

    • @Psyborgasm
      @Psyborgasm Рік тому

      @@markpozsar5785 so if you dont speak french you only speak one language, haha fuck french

  • @Obsessed_With_Corgis
    @Obsessed_With_Corgis 4 роки тому +11

    Listening to this 3 years later, and (as someone born/raised/still living in Atlanta) I cringed so hard when he talked up the Falcons in the Super Bowl. We lost so bad in the second half we had to build a whole new stadium for the home games. As if THAT was the fucking problem that was keeping us down haha

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 3 роки тому +1

      Dude, I am from Boston and it is amazing to me that the Falcons essentially gave up on feeding the ball to Freeman. Every time he got the ball in the 1st half Patriot's fans were holding their breath. He reminded me of Ahmad Bradshaw in his prime. He ran with so much violence.
      And even late in the game when ATL needed to pass, Julio Jones made one of the greatest catches in Superbowl history. It was on par with Santonio Holmes end-zone catch and Manningham's sideline catch. Unfortunately, Matty-Ice did the only thing you can't do, on that next set of downs. I feel like that 2nd half collapse might keep Ryan out of the HoF when the time comes. Unless he manages to win a SB before he retires.
      But ya, crazy game. That Falcons team was one of the most stacked rosters ever. Shame they didn't produce more post-season results.

  • @MacClay8
    @MacClay8 5 років тому +5

    "Tell it to a size-queen!"

  • @snomad2248
    @snomad2248 7 років тому +63

    I feel bad for his daughter, she doesn't have a name.

    • @jesslovesrammstein
      @jesslovesrammstein 6 років тому +17

      It's Lola.

    • @tehjamerz
      @tehjamerz 5 років тому +34

      I thought it was "Nia's Insurance Policy"?

    • @HittokiriBatosai
      @HittokiriBatosai 4 роки тому +5

      Didn't take him long to let it slip. He tried for a bit, bleeped it the first time he let it slip then just figured fuck it.

    • @davidcrutchfield2973
      @davidcrutchfield2973 4 роки тому

      @@HittokiriBatosai km

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 3 роки тому +4

      @@tehjamerz she's been with him for over 15 years, she doesn't need one.

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab 7 років тому +6

    I need beer

  • @DavidMambach
    @DavidMambach 3 роки тому +1

    Lol when he sings a line from alcohol by gang green “you got the beer, we got the time, you got the coke, gimme a liiiiiiiine” 6:22

  • @brandonstanley5324
    @brandonstanley5324 2 роки тому

    @3:10 that was a good Jack Nicholson impression

  • @theamericanwararcher4872
    @theamericanwararcher4872 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone who has ever been a defendant in court for whatever reason, wants nothing to do EVER AGAIN with a judge, jury, courtroom, or sleaze sock lawyer

  • @iwantsomecookies08
    @iwantsomecookies08 3 роки тому +2

    Love how many times he said “uber” instead of that other company (that paid him)

  • @MrDoodlewatson
    @MrDoodlewatson 5 років тому +3

    I think Bill's explanation of Milo Yannanananaoplpolis as looking like "a fuckin' magician" is by far the best ever.

    • @YuriTardid
      @YuriTardid 4 роки тому

      In that case Milo is the most based magician I've ever seen

  • @cypher1419
    @cypher1419 7 років тому +9

    Hey Bill are ya feedin the fishies, feedin the fishies all night long?

  • @nigergnomestar9054
    @nigergnomestar9054 7 років тому +2

    OL BILLY SUPER BOWL!

  • @joeynoyes8000
    @joeynoyes8000 5 років тому

    Shoutout to Clearwater FL

  • @anncharles959
    @anncharles959 5 років тому +1

    daddy daycare lolol

  • @jakeblankenship1408
    @jakeblankenship1408 3 роки тому +2

    Back in the 1600's, watching a trial was like the NFL early slot. MNF would have been the execution.

  • @evanbohn
    @evanbohn 7 років тому +5

    28:07 i don't know. is it a lead pipe???

  • @adgato75
    @adgato75 3 роки тому +2

    "You're just clangin' away."
    "Is that true , Bill ? I don't know."

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 7 років тому +4

    with glowing hearts, we see the rise, the true North strong and free

  • @reynam2576
    @reynam2576 7 років тому +3

    I love this.. Does anyone one know where I can send my email to so I can get some advice from this legend of a man?

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 7 років тому +2

      Never mind, I'm stupid..just found it in the description 😅

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 7 років тому +3

      ***** Yeah you're real smart for typing that. Thanks for agreeing 👌

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA 3 роки тому

    Can't believe he knows our anthem 👍

  • @lobitopr
    @lobitopr 5 років тому +3

    The only case that I was part of a jury, we sentenced someone to 52 years. It bothered me for days.

  • @akabazookajoe
    @akabazookajoe 3 роки тому +1

    If everyone were to read adverts like Bill Burr I might actually start buying their bullshit...

  • @thexel133
    @thexel133 Рік тому

    When he said the "New America", I thought it be about covid

  • @MisterBinx
    @MisterBinx 6 років тому +4

    "We used to live in caves"...lmao

  • @honglee6100
    @honglee6100 5 років тому +4

    i wish south park throw bill a few million to do south park

    • @tracystephens5014
      @tracystephens5014 5 років тому

      Bill Burr & Randy Marsh have a fucking crazy adVENTAH!! Shit that would be epic! FisforFamily is gonna do till then

  • @joshuabeach6821
    @joshuabeach6821 7 років тому +3

    holy shit.the first one fifty .that's exactly how politics works

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 2 роки тому

      And boy oh boy…it’s disgusting.

  • @coreyfrasnelly7364
    @coreyfrasnelly7364 5 років тому +1

    I’m a dad and I know exactly what bill is saying

  • @Rivracost3
    @Rivracost3 7 років тому +7

    lol me undies

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 7 років тому +5

    Billy boy, even some of the words you think are right in O Canada were wrong

  • @belowaverageluke1369
    @belowaverageluke1369 4 роки тому +1

    10:47 Ha, he sounded like Nia. 😆😆

  • @dustencross357
    @dustencross357 Рік тому

    I take a vitamin every day,
    It's called a steak...

  • @Dannythemanny83
    @Dannythemanny83 2 роки тому +1

    Zip... RUUUUUUUR

  • @doodlebob3758
    @doodlebob3758 3 роки тому

    That political intro was the stimulus before the stimulus.

  • @theunkillable1000
    @theunkillable1000 4 роки тому

    if you go to meundies.com/billburr and scroll down it says in a box that should be reserved for product "Thanks Bill! you almost made it sound like we didn't pay you" Lmao

  • @NoctemAeternusMusic
    @NoctemAeternusMusic 3 роки тому

    Lmao dude passes a bill trying to cut down on the ridiculous amount of fake news and it’s somehow a bad thing 😂😂

  • @thunderstud6701
    @thunderstud6701 3 роки тому

    Did his royal red face say that he goes UPSTAIRS to make a sandwich? 🤯

  • @PaulHart42069
    @PaulHart42069 7 років тому +4

    I thought you weren't gonna talk about being a dad bill.....not that its bad.....;p

  • @futurestrangeofficial
    @futurestrangeofficial 5 років тому +1

    Woah how does Bill know about "Size Queen"

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 6 років тому +6

    7:50 He knows our National Anthem? I haven't sung it in YEEEEARS; they keep changing the lyrics

  • @andersonanderson1009
    @andersonanderson1009 3 роки тому +1

    That is a lot of ads.

  • @pezelbuda
    @pezelbuda 3 роки тому +1

    28:43 roflmfao

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 4 роки тому +2

    1.75x speed makes this funnier 😂😂😂

  • @jon590
    @jon590 4 роки тому

    🇨🇦 7:50

  • @Delta2Oscar
    @Delta2Oscar 4 роки тому

    Did he start with a Lift ad and drift into an Uber ad instead?! 😅

  • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
    @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 6 років тому +4

    Nit picking, I know, but Sir Anthony Hopkins isn't English, he's Welsh.

    • @tonyoneillinc
      @tonyoneillinc 6 років тому

      ahahah man.. you are a fucking loser.

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 6 років тому +2

      For pointing out a fact? Why are you in such a bad mood? Did somebody let all the air out of your girlfriend?

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 6 років тому +2

      Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea that i was dealing with an intellectual. How the fuck do you type anything with your arms in a straight jacket?

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 6 років тому +1

      Same island and not Scottish. Therefore English to everyone not from Wales

  • @hxcpwnage999
    @hxcpwnage999 6 років тому

    Bill didn't watch Jacoby Brissett play

  • @CorporateG0th
    @CorporateG0th 6 років тому

    11:22 Dude how can you not pick up on this being fake news itself?

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 Рік тому

    👍

  • @schaef2355
    @schaef2355 5 років тому +1

    Lol great call on the Super Bowl 😂🤣 Under and Falcons with 4. It was the over by 3 and the Falcs lost by 6 and that’s why Vegas makes billions

  • @andrewdzierson2036
    @andrewdzierson2036 5 років тому +1

    files down the engine numbers..

  • @douweanne
    @douweanne 3 роки тому +1

    Obama knew

  • @joshyd1164
    @joshyd1164 2 роки тому

    15

  • @vainjumper9978
    @vainjumper9978 5 років тому

    Pretty sure o canada doesnt say poo at any point but ok lol

  • @philliplusby9630
    @philliplusby9630 3 роки тому +1

    This video had an ad every five minutes. Awful. Bill is almost worth it.

    • @markcarey67
      @markcarey67 3 роки тому +1

      Get AdBlockPlus you dope. All those Ads disappear like frost on a spring morning windshield. It's free and it works.

  • @kalidescopekids
    @kalidescopekids 2 роки тому

    Funny, listening to this cast four yrs after hearing it for the first time when aired, how shitty Atlanta played in that game!! Lol

  • @FuckGoogle2
    @FuckGoogle2 7 років тому +2

    A bill should be one issue not attachments that has nothing to do with the main issue, fail democracy.

  • @BEANSONTOAST77
    @BEANSONTOAST77 7 років тому

    I got falsely accused of rape, I'd imagine that was pretty entertaining for the jury

  • @firestoops5651
    @firestoops5651 7 років тому +1

    That Nashville crowd was not great.

  • @dagyadg
    @dagyadg 7 років тому +10

    man, his ads are bad hahaha

    • @ZombryaTheDark
      @ZombryaTheDark 7 років тому +10

      zip recruita is his best one

    • @warman31
      @warman31 6 років тому +3

      Yet they work. I bought Meundies and they are actually comfortable underwear and if Bill Burr didn't advertise for them, I wouldn't have bought them.

    • @tracystephens5014
      @tracystephens5014 5 років тому +1

      Amazon/uber ad is hilarious!

  • @flameroad8794
    @flameroad8794 5 років тому

    24. Reeeee

  • @nubzi69hop
    @nubzi69hop 3 роки тому

    Ads? Really?

  • @SBKGustavo
    @SBKGustavo 3 роки тому

    more ads than content cmon

  • @bradleehill9662
    @bradleehill9662 6 років тому +1

    Jesus if I knew the last 30 mins was adds I would have just skipped to the next one wtf

    • @Beer-can_full_of_toes
      @Beer-can_full_of_toes 6 років тому +2

      Bradlee Hill with bill the ads are accidental comedic genius! I love listening to him stumble through them lol

    • @TapManDancer
      @TapManDancer 5 років тому +4

      Bradlee, please don't blaspheme.

  • @brazenbull636
    @brazenbull636 4 роки тому

    5:55
    And then you go back in time and watch a hanging in the town square. Or go further back and watch someone get sawed in half crotch first while hanging upside down. Or burned at the stake. And so on.
    All that shits comin back. In time...

  • @samiam5557
    @samiam5557 7 років тому +3

    Pro sports should not have 501c3 status as non-profit institutions. And they're meaningless, watching others, just one man's opinion.

  • @CSOINFINITY
    @CSOINFINITY 6 років тому

    fucking hours of ads

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 7 років тому +7

    I hope he hasn't seen the reviews of his special :/ they're pretty terrible

    • @JPkeo
      @JPkeo 7 років тому +13

      Jack Salonsky it was his regular style. i dont know why he is being bashed. the skit on the illuminati Cruise ship sinking agenda had me dying as usual with evil voice he added too.
      i dont know what people expected

    • @AcidicMentality
      @AcidicMentality 7 років тому +11

      i just thought he didnt jump around on topics as much as usual, i liked the special, but some of the arcs seemed to go too long, but then again i was hammered so maybe they just seemed longer

    • @TheHehe1223
      @TheHehe1223 7 років тому +4

      I liked the special but a lot of the material was old

    • @andybell6915
      @andybell6915 6 років тому +1

      I liked it.....but he talked about hitler and stalin for sooo long

    • @RennanDeMatos
      @RennanDeMatos 6 років тому

      I guess the biggest trouble was that it stopped his "crescendo". Like he reached a peak in "Im sorry you feel that way" that he could not accomplish in "Walk your way out". To me until "ISYFTW" every special from bill was one better than the next, until "WYWO" came about, I mean, I really think it is his worst special, It is no "Unfunny" but it is pretty bad compared to his older stuff

  • @thevelointhevale1132
    @thevelointhevale1132 6 років тому

    ease up on the word 'evidently' Bill ...

    • @sangredelic
      @sangredelic 2 роки тому

      Fast forward until almost the end. For example, if the clip is 1:50:12 fast forward to around 1:49:00. Then let it play until the end and replay.

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 6 років тому

    Traitor!

    • @titanbrew8493
      @titanbrew8493 5 років тому +1

      Oh, please, you with your fancy runes!

  • @setinahugh9182
    @setinahugh9182 6 років тому

    WHERE IS OLD BILLY ROUND TABLE? I NEED MY FAMILY! I am FUCKING disguised by this nature of INDIVISIBLE FOR ALL! My child and i need our family. Unless of course I am NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM. Please. That's it, I am sick of people dressing up like I use to and FUCKING me off.