Bill Burr Rambles About Vacation, Life Insurance, And Joe Pesci

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2016
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  • @Aioria0171
    @Aioria0171 7 років тому +109

    Best "checking in on you" ever. :)

  • @dgrl9842
    @dgrl9842 5 років тому +89

    Holy hell..these companies must cringe when he reads their ads😂😂 Love it!

  • @OwnageProductions03
    @OwnageProductions03 7 років тому +65

    "I am under no obligation to be the same person I was yesterday."

  • @OmarHerediasublimental
    @OmarHerediasublimental 3 роки тому +24

    Dude WTF! I looked at my clock when he said 8:39 in the morning... and I was like "oh shit were in the sae time zone" then I realized this was uploaded 4 years ago

    • @robspider1985
      @robspider1985 3 роки тому

      Did exactly the same this morning too!

    • @1x0x
      @1x0x 3 роки тому

      pretty sure he lives in LA btw

  • @LeoWisconsinson
    @LeoWisconsinson 5 років тому +25

    I love the ad reads. One of the best parts of the show. Only ones on youtube I watch through (I skip 100% of the ones pre-made but its about 70/30 against if the host actually reads it). I listen to every one of your ads

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 3 роки тому +1

      Jeff Baker ehh I guess if you’ve been listening since 2007...however I have and I still love his ad reads compared to everyone else.

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 3 роки тому

      Jeff Baker I feel the same way lol

  • @fasst45072
    @fasst45072 5 років тому +15

    I love how historically accurate the "silent night" joke was

  • @peacesellsprod
    @peacesellsprod 7 років тому +64

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • @joeyg2k8
      @joeyg2k8 7 років тому +9

      Lol..He sounded like a Baby crying

    • @russbelperez3837
      @russbelperez3837 4 роки тому

      😂🤣😄 best part

  • @PmpnAintEZ
    @PmpnAintEZ 8 днів тому +1

    You're totally trying to wake up Nia, LOLOL!

  • @daltonhouston1
    @daltonhouston1 4 роки тому +5

    It’s funny listening to this during corona times

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport 4 роки тому +8

    Immediately checked out Winc

  • @luclapierre7621
    @luclapierre7621 6 років тому +5

    Holy shit those ad reads 😂

  • @mshumaker84
    @mshumaker84 7 років тому +1

    I watched that doc. yesterday.
    Good stuff - def. an approach I'd like to subscribe to more.

  • @ryklatortuga4146
    @ryklatortuga4146 7 років тому +4

    That Club Dubya advert was amazing

  • @mossdemo08
    @mossdemo08 7 років тому

    it did make me listen to the whole advertisement LOL good job Bill

  • @naveenkala2914
    @naveenkala2914 7 років тому +18

    winc won't approach bill again ahhaha

    • @dirtymikentheboys5817
      @dirtymikentheboys5817 7 років тому +1

      naveen kala they might even want him to pay them off.

    • @naveenkala2914
      @naveenkala2914 7 років тому

      Adrian Brent nobody can squeez Billy red balls

  • @CHEESYhairyGASH
    @CHEESYhairyGASH 5 років тому +1

    Got the Bill EDM tune in my head.

  • @anthonyglavan6326
    @anthonyglavan6326 4 роки тому +3

    Billy boy finally got his 6 weeks vacation

  • @austinwayne62
    @austinwayne62 4 роки тому +2

    Wtf was that intro yell 😂😂😂😂 bill your freaking ANGELIC WAIL is INSANE

  • @sloanmagnum5009
    @sloanmagnum5009 2 роки тому

    The advertisement speech hahahahha

  • @denmathews9572
    @denmathews9572 Рік тому

    Lmao that intro his wife had a kitchen knife 😂

  • @iRevitalize
    @iRevitalize 7 років тому +11

    Bill should just work in advertising.

  • @raymonddunnit412
    @raymonddunnit412 2 роки тому

    Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat intro totally freaked my cat out!

  • @calebselga7937
    @calebselga7937 3 роки тому

    No question best ad read of all time.

  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings 3 роки тому

    Lmao the Iceman was apparantly the best husband and father.

  • @riffrocker7401
    @riffrocker7401 4 роки тому +7

    I usually skip ads but not bill's. ..but I don't think he'll have many sponsors to read for... if they cringe like I do lol
    hillarious

  • @donguapo7862
    @donguapo7862 2 роки тому

    Just stuck around to see what he had to say about pesci and it did not disappoint 😂😂😂

  • @theeternalnow6506
    @theeternalnow6506 Рік тому

    The amount of youtube ads on these vids is outrageous.

  • @audiorage82407
    @audiorage82407 6 років тому +1

    OMG I fucking died during that Winc commercial. Bill should just sign on with oxy-clean and call himself Billy Burr, then call the product Oxy cunt on air or something

  • @DaudAAli-gp3we
    @DaudAAli-gp3we 7 років тому

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    hahahahah
    perfect way to start putting the pieces together

  • @jfoeodkapfk
    @jfoeodkapfk 3 роки тому

    15:39 "Ya fuckin drunk"

  • @riverhp3324
    @riverhp3324 2 роки тому

    Man when he did a 180 with anger over his cough he just crescendos back to ole blusterin bill

  • @acelee5732
    @acelee5732 Рік тому

    I thought he was going to belt out the whole Whitney Houston song.

  • @bluesquirrel3919
    @bluesquirrel3919 5 років тому

    LOL...You are a fool..."when they get up you switch plates"...LOL

  • @nellspop1
    @nellspop1 7 років тому +1

    silent night OMFG

  • @chriscarter4563
    @chriscarter4563 4 роки тому

    Lmao his ad-reads are so fucking great. Its crazy how hilarious he makes their shit copy.

  • @sjingelling
    @sjingelling 2 роки тому

    4 weeks off in sweden. 5 or 6 weeks on certain jobs.

  • @stevemendez3535
    @stevemendez3535 2 роки тому

    Bill Burr reminds me of Voss when he’s always brings up his wife and Opie and Anthony and Patrice start clowning on Voss about every story has to end up about him and his wife!

  • @dominicfranklin6215
    @dominicfranklin6215 7 років тому +120

    Repeat what Bill said for likes

  • @83HC
    @83HC 5 років тому

    Lol well the Mediterranean is broke and falling apart, but yeah! A week off after Christmas xD

  • @marcossoria9913
    @marcossoria9913 7 років тому +2

    When's his special coming out?

  • @gabeitch7786
    @gabeitch7786 3 роки тому +1

    Hey whats going on its bill burr and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaim just checking in on you

  • @ironrobin
    @ironrobin 7 років тому +11

    I like meditation, lol. If Bill likes it and it helps then that's great. If not, that's ok too.

  • @ol2510
    @ol2510 3 роки тому

    shitting on advertising should be a show

  • @zjiffyzxxx5208
    @zjiffyzxxx5208 4 роки тому

    Legit could not tell if that howl at the beginning was Bill, his daughter or some kindve siren

  • @ballpeenbaby
    @ballpeenbaby 5 років тому

    Love how Bill subtlety shits on his own sponsers.

  • @Smegma007
    @Smegma007 7 років тому

    24:00 The real shit.

  • @k9px
    @k9px 7 років тому

    6 weeks? =))) add a couple :P

  • @lrighttobewhite
    @lrighttobewhite 7 років тому

    Of until the 9th of January !!!!
    Yeehaa.
    10 weeks of a year

  • @johanvonbronx5127
    @johanvonbronx5127 3 роки тому

    16:00

  • @stevecarte9330
    @stevecarte9330 2 роки тому

    I don't want to be negative or a party pooper but you don't seem like the meditation type. But give it a try. Dude, I worked 25 years at AT&T in extreme stress. I watched people have nervous breakdowns every week from the time I started in January 1979 until they outsourced my job overseas to the Philippines and India in 2004.But we got paid good for it and we played harder than we worked. They closed my office so they wouldn't have to honor retirements and sold what was left of the company to Bell South. The bar across the street had an ongoing betting pool on the next date the ambulance would show up out front. I saw people crying, screaming, even one girl stand on her desk and tell the office manager and operations manager she would blow their heads off. Anyway, us workers had a camaraderie that I've never seen anywhere else. But my best stress release was my Yamaha YZ 250 and riding 70 mph through the woods on logging trails. There's no natural high like it. I would get home from work, put a hard rocking album on my Techniques 40 watt per channel amp and quartz lock turntable and Bose 901's. Get my mood right and crank up the dirt bike. The stress shed off like water off a ducks back.
    I understand your commitment to the Wine sponsor but if you're going to drink, do it right, Jack Daniels Gentleman Jack. Best whiskey ever made. I know the Single Barrel is smoother, but it's too smooth. Gentleman is just right.

  • @MrPaulwaters
    @MrPaulwaters 3 роки тому +1

    Australia too. 6 weeks every year fully paid holiday.. Free medical......and after 10 years work service.... 3 months leave fully paid on top of your fully paid holiday leave........ America is the best country in the world because???????

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 3 роки тому +1

      paulie w
      Because we saved the world and landed on the moon. Can't do that on vacay.

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 3 роки тому +1

      Cuz u guys don’t believe in nukes too

    • @wendel5868
      @wendel5868 3 роки тому +1

      Even here in Brazil we get 8 weeks paid vacation and have a 13th salary on January. Free healthcare too.

    • @Jankoboi
      @Jankoboi 3 роки тому

      @@thereisnosanctuary6184 what you mean “we” lmao. Country is still shit

  • @Peter_739
    @Peter_739 Рік тому

    Doub'ya

  • @LaylaSpellwind
    @LaylaSpellwind 5 років тому

    Why did he start with his Hillary impression? =D
    I used to have a job scrapping things like laptops, taking them apart completely... Great stress relief if you use computers a lot.

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA 3 роки тому

    I dont think he will have blue apron for a sponsor for very long

  • @chillindude5471
    @chillindude5471 4 роки тому

    this mans future is brighter than his blinding bald head

  • @belowaverageluke1369
    @belowaverageluke1369 3 роки тому

    I thought it said "vaccine"

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 Рік тому

    👍

  • @anthonyavila4027
    @anthonyavila4027 7 років тому

    I can't believe your just getting life insurance, I have had it since I was 20 .and you're a few years older than me .Plus my father's girlfriend has buried 3 husband's.

  • @charlesholimon8690
    @charlesholimon8690 5 років тому

    Lizard people??? uhh do you know something we don't?

  • @CaleebTalib
    @CaleebTalib 7 років тому +2

    "I don't give to goodwill because I feel like they throw 90% of that shit in the ocean" probably the craziest thing he's ever said

    • @nismomaxima90
      @nismomaxima90 7 років тому +2

      Caleb Cox. even worse. most of those donation bin are for profit. the clothing gets sold per pound and next to none of the money goes to charity.

  • @balsammcvinegar9996
    @balsammcvinegar9996 2 роки тому

    Nuclear not nukular.

  • @drewwatts2967
    @drewwatts2967 7 років тому +3

    When is F is for Family back????? For the love of god man i know you're busy and life is hectic but Jesus, how long do we need to suffer?

    • @TheCanadianDippers
      @TheCanadianDippers 7 років тому

      it's been almost 2 weeks since it was supposed to be released

    • @massiveattack777
      @massiveattack777 7 років тому +2

      nicholas skoal
      He mentioned someone else's podcast that it should be ready by may 2017...

    • @TheCanadianDippers
      @TheCanadianDippers 7 років тому +1

      Николай Михаил aah okay, thanks for lettin me know

  • @dustencross357
    @dustencross357 Рік тому

    Bill Burr has affairs....... .
    God, I hope Nia is ok!

  • @peternchlls9
    @peternchlls9 3 роки тому

    Wrong! Sammy Hagar was best in Montrose! A band that was named after their lead guitarist.

  • @sumgirlable
    @sumgirlable 7 років тому

    ROFL!

  • @jamesdooling4139
    @jamesdooling4139 7 років тому +8

    Someone, please get this message to Bill. His anger issues, when he sees that caramel-colored baby are going to fade away immediately. He's old enough and smart enough. He'll be like Letterman as a dad without the baggage of living in the home 24/7. Keep touring until the kid is 6-8, then stay home until a year after it hits puberty, then go back out again. Bill has it easy. He will love that kid as much as Nia. Praise be!

  • @Dang3rzon3
    @Dang3rzon3 6 років тому +1

    Maaaaan you ain't kidding w those d bags who impose their own thoughts onto a video that isn't theirs. Ahh man all i wanna do is watch the original video and the thumb nail is there and then I click it and I get some dummy who wants to get internet famous through a wannabe news anchor UA-cam act.

  • @sumgirlable
    @sumgirlable 7 років тому

    he's just sitting there by himself talking....

    • @sumgirlable
      @sumgirlable 7 років тому +1

      JustinBieber that makes it funnier, why so touchy, this guy speaks my mind. I love hearing it out loud

  • @jacobquigley475
    @jacobquigley475 4 роки тому +1

    I'm ten minutes in... Is the whole thing him apologizing to his ball crushing nia Obama

  • @holographicmeatloaf1596
    @holographicmeatloaf1596 3 роки тому

    I wish Bill was the president

  • @dustencross357
    @dustencross357 Рік тому

    Bill, the reason your coughing so much is because it's your body (lungs) healing it's self. Your coughing up all that tar

  • @alexvargas7211
    @alexvargas7211 7 років тому +1

    Wtf

  • @Crestryder
    @Crestryder 7 років тому

    Bill...I love ya madly, bro, but ya gotta learn how to pronounce "noo-clee-uhr." Not "noo-kyoo-ler."

  • @chrisbatten5746
    @chrisbatten5746 5 років тому +3

    Nia needs to learn to think before she speaks.

  • @stevecarte9330
    @stevecarte9330 2 роки тому

    Dude, correct me if I'm wrong, but the last I remembered, the president continues to get that half a million dollar paycheck every year the rest of their life.
    In my book, that's a hell of a deal.
    And the life insurance policy , I don't believe it's smoking if you don't inhale. And I'm the only person I've ever heard of that inhales cigars .
    And I was hooked on The First 48 and women absolutely confuse the shit out of me marrying the creepy fuckers that you can tell immediately is a bad decision but I had to quit watching because it was too much depressing brutal violence especially against women. And every episode is the same. The guy denies it, the detectives get in their face and harass them non-stop for days if necessary, until he confesses whether he actually committed the murder or is just agreeing because he can't take the abuse any further. Then they make you wait til the last comment to see what punishment the court hands them. Then the next murder and suspect and it's identical to every one you've already watched. The only difference is the suspects name .

  • @shaunacarothers1296
    @shaunacarothers1296 4 роки тому

    It’s the same in Canada, the longer you work for a company the more vacation times you have. 5 years-3weeks 10yrs a month. And every month we have a stat holiday. Sorry Guys but America’s never really been that great 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @shaunacarothers1296
      @shaunacarothers1296 4 роки тому

      Jeff Baker yup the truth tends to be annoying and painful. Go ahead and learn absolutely nothing from it as you all tend to do.

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 3 роки тому

      America stopped the Nazis, the Japanese and landed on the Moon. Canada is just upper Wisconsin.

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 3 роки тому

      Mr. Man Bun lmfao
      Ok that’s funny, I’m Canadian , and that’s fucking funny lol

    • @Jankoboi
      @Jankoboi 3 роки тому

      @Jeff Baker truth hurts doesn’t it..btw I’m American

  • @11colavec
    @11colavec 6 років тому

    i would never advertise on this guy's podcast lol -- in the same ad he swore multiple times, mocked the company & their product, made political comments, implied the people who use the product have a problem, talked about the KKK

  • @Xtravia9
    @Xtravia9 7 років тому +3

    Please stop the singing!