Bill Burr - Advice: Girlfriend's Dysfunctional Family

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  • Опубліковано 21 бер 2016
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  • @randomguy123able
    @randomguy123able 8 років тому +356

    "When you feel no, say no." -Bill Burr 2K16

  • @DamjanManevski
    @DamjanManevski 6 років тому +122

    *2 min rant about it* Oh didn't read that part, sorry! Hahahahah what a king

  • @xzcvzxvxcvz
    @xzcvzxvxcvz 8 років тому +123

    "A few days" is never a few days

  • @ir0n2541
    @ir0n2541 8 років тому +137

    I did that, i made the mistake of being socially polite, all i can say is i am now single and dodged a bullet that could have cost me years of misery with a dysfunctional family, like Bill says listen to your gut.

    • @xzcvzxvxcvz
      @xzcvzxvxcvz 8 років тому +22

      Society's definition of polite is allowing "them" to take complete advantage of your politeness
      Congratulations on dodging that bullet👍

    • @DigBickOfaGod
      @DigBickOfaGod 5 років тому +1

      Good on you my guy

  • @XLCoolJay
    @XLCoolJay 8 років тому +81

    As someone who has politely manuevered around people like that in the past, I can tell you, you have to put a price on your happiness and don't sell it cheap. I would agree with everything Bill says here, there are some people you have to put your foot down and be honest and blunt.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 років тому +15

      +XLCoolJay that saves you a lot of trouble down the line as well.

    • @Will-cv6xv
      @Will-cv6xv 6 років тому

      Yeah but what if they're bigger than you?

  • @Tupemo
    @Tupemo 8 років тому +175

    "He smells my meundies..." :DD

  • @raj-cr4nl
    @raj-cr4nl 8 років тому +59

    So you'll be having 5 people living 5 out of 7 days per week in your "small, 1 bedroom apartment?". No, no deal. Maybe mom can stay but that's it.

  • @cardinprice380
    @cardinprice380 8 років тому +67

    BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

  • @ctlight97
    @ctlight97 7 років тому +38

    This is probably my favorite Bill segment of all time. Honestly inspiring.

    • @EatABullet69
      @EatABullet69 6 років тому

      Colin Light agreed.

    • @a.fee-oh1328
      @a.fee-oh1328 3 роки тому

      "I dont want that guys balls dangling in our commode."
      That killed me.

    • @alexanderdeadmansche
      @alexanderdeadmansche 2 роки тому

      Love how much he hates the brother

  • @TurdFerguson884
    @TurdFerguson884 5 років тому +6

    This is what my parents have always told me and this is why their marriage has stood the test of time. When you feel no, you say no even when they’re family don’t let that blood is thicker than water bullshit get in the way of your gut instinct, they’re people just like anybody else, blood doesn’t absolve them of being assholesz

  • @MENofMAYHEM6593
    @MENofMAYHEM6593 7 років тому +9

    "I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing, this is how much of a fucking issue this is"

  • @Happyheart146
    @Happyheart146 3 роки тому +16

    Did 11 years with boyfriends family invading my home, Bill is spot on here, "if you feel no, say no", took a breakdown to get rid of the vampires. Not even still with the ex after all that. Wow, all those years down the pan, people pleasing a bunch of c u n t s because of social politeness. Never let other people intrude on your life.

  • @danijelambrozic
    @danijelambrozic 5 років тому +6

    Breaking up after 7 years and 9 years ago -> suffering for a loooong time, in years.
    Breaking up with other girl few months ago and after 3 years + listening to Bill Burr -> only few days or weeks of suffering.
    You're an eye opener when ego, crush and cultural programming close someone's eyes :D

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 8 років тому +22

    "He smells my meundies" lol.

  • @EatABullet69
    @EatABullet69 6 років тому +9

    This is bill burr's podcast at its best. This had dying laughing the whole time 😂😂😂

  • @louiscyphre6049
    @louiscyphre6049 8 років тому +44

    No offence to the dude who wrote in but he probably can't see his own girlfriends dysfunction. "Blinded by love... "

    • @mglaston9874
      @mglaston9874 8 років тому +4

      +Louis “dimevision420” Cyphre Spot on!

  • @IronheadOfScroteus
    @IronheadOfScroteus 8 років тому +3

    "That's far enough there, Sparky." LOL!

  • @chuzzrocket
    @chuzzrocket 4 роки тому +4

    "Dude, I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing."

  • @futurestrangeofficial
    @futurestrangeofficial 5 років тому +6

    "He smells my MeUndies" "There's a Super 8 down the street" ☠️

  • @buckfuddy489
    @buckfuddy489 5 років тому +3

    "I don't even know this guy n I fuckin hate em"..me too B, me too..

  • @jacobprice4907
    @jacobprice4907 Рік тому +1

    “Because he smells .. meundies” line was classic, spat a mouth full of protein shake up the wall 😂😂

  • @jennamercury7625
    @jennamercury7625 6 років тому +3

    I wish I'd have had Bill to drop advice on me as a youngster, jeez the pain, aggravation and suffering I'd have been spared! #HailBillBurr

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar 9 днів тому

    "This might be the ol' right there fred for your relationship" 😂

  • @sunbabyocelot
    @sunbabyocelot 5 років тому +3

    Holy shit thank you so much Bill Burr!!! Needed to hear this all so bad, my favorite one yet.

  • @aurarus
    @aurarus 8 років тому +2

    That bit at the end was perfect

  • @RyanSmith-zj6ys
    @RyanSmith-zj6ys 4 роки тому +1

    Really helped me with my current living situation

  • @xallthatremains8339
    @xallthatremains8339 6 років тому +1

    Bill is the best social advisor ever!

  • @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669
    @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669 7 років тому +7

    Its like the show "Everyone Loves Raymond!!!!"

  • @alexanderdeadmansche
    @alexanderdeadmansche 2 роки тому

    This is my fave bill burr clip. Love how annoyed he gets about it

  • @KarbineKyle
    @KarbineKyle 7 років тому +6

    Jesus Christ! That is my younger brother in a nutshell! He's fits the description of this douche perfectly! Thank you, Bill! I love this podcast and your stand-ups!

  • @marksilva311
    @marksilva311 4 роки тому +1

    Great advice.

  • @APSXX
    @APSXX 8 років тому +4

    Love you Billium Burrito.

  • @tattoocharlie551
    @tattoocharlie551 6 років тому +3

    You feel No, you say No !

  • @AdADglgmutShevanel
    @AdADglgmutShevanel 2 роки тому +1

    My girlfriends 24 year old brother lived on our couch in our tiny 1 bedroom apartment for 6 months. Of those 6 months, he only worked a total of 2 months and only paid 3 months of rent. He was so lazy, just watching TV and playing video games all day, sleeping until noon when he should have been applying to jobs. That was a frustrating time. We had to tell him that he had to go.

  • @CurePhyllodes
    @CurePhyllodes 7 років тому +3

    Ahh! The advice he gives at the very end is incredibly profound! I love it!!! Does anyone know if he ever wrote back in with an update?

  • @TheTube8u
    @TheTube8u 5 років тому

    I continue to be amazed at how I relate to you on many things. I feel the same way about dealing with someone’s horses ass family members. I have always felt that it was maybe not very flexible or nice of me to be this way. But I just can’t compromise on some things

  • @jamesdonohue7491
    @jamesdonohue7491 2 місяці тому

    Casually drops a me-undies promo mid read😂 priceless

  • @cardinprice380
    @cardinprice380 8 років тому +1

    Bill is THAT DUDE!!

  • @GearsDemon
    @GearsDemon 8 років тому +4

    9:56 yep, i'm with billy

  • @dumba989
    @dumba989 8 років тому

    I GET BILL!!!! I knew there was a reason why I fucks with him, especially his talk in the last 3 minutes of this portion of the MMPC

  • @zagear
    @zagear 8 років тому +1

    Burr 2016!

  • @TheTube8u
    @TheTube8u 5 років тому +1

    “I’m fucking breaking out in hives” aaaaaahahahaha

  • @lars1296
    @lars1296 4 роки тому +1

    10:17 Most important lesson in a relationship

  • @Dommie222
    @Dommie222 Рік тому

    5:10 Bill Burr explains why at least 50% of all individual problems exist.

  • @scottlloyd4022
    @scottlloyd4022 3 роки тому +1

    "He's smelling my meundies".

  • @DaylightRobberyCA
    @DaylightRobberyCA 8 років тому +1

    MASSIVE FRAME instruction from Billbob Beetle

  • @northhallbabe13
    @northhallbabe13 3 роки тому +3

    He smells my me undies Hahahahahahaha god I love Bill

  • @victortorres
    @victortorres 5 років тому +1

    First I was like “wtf?! Ads?” Then a realized the page and I’m like “alright I’m calm.”

  • @Anjunabeast23
    @Anjunabeast23 8 років тому +3

    There's a Super8 down the street...

  • @philorgneopolotin8762
    @philorgneopolotin8762 3 роки тому +2

    Lmao this clearly hit a nerve with Bill 😂 he definitely had to deal with some scenario like before, or at least had to happen to a few people close to him

  • @joshualeija9984
    @joshualeija9984 4 роки тому

    Oh this might be!

  • @lac2500
    @lac2500 8 років тому +1

    0:24 😄

  • @ousmanediakhaby8339
    @ousmanediakhaby8339 5 років тому

    - What do you have to lose here?... Other than your happiness - Bill

  • @ja3482
    @ja3482 4 роки тому +2

    7:29 Free endorsement for MeUndies? I'll bet they loved this one.

  • @Mike-nf6nf
    @Mike-nf6nf 4 роки тому +1

    This lunatic is a wizard.

  • @deshniemoodley8180
    @deshniemoodley8180 7 років тому +2

    Smells my meundies .. I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @RichardChamberlinTV
    @RichardChamberlinTV 8 років тому +5

    Stand up and be assertive now! Making issues are when you let it happen and then tell them. You think it's easier bro to stop the family once they start living there for weeks? or Months or even just not care about you? Who's paying rent? Caring for you besides you? If it's just you, then Bill is 100% correct, it's your life WOW that's not okay just hearing it but be cool and results needs to happen in you favor now or it will never happen. Also it sounds like, (unfortunately) the siblings are being cared for like they're handicapped or mentally disabled or just lazy. That's hard but you need to respect you. You girl needs to see your frustrated and that this is not a healthy sitsuation. UPDATE US MAN! PLEASE! GOOD LUCK!

  • @letsgobrandon136
    @letsgobrandon136 4 роки тому +2

    And if she uses the "let's just break up" shit then call her bluff or she'll use it every time she don't get her way

  • @_jadori_175
    @_jadori_175 6 років тому

    Well, ya know what, that fucker...he cant stay there then!! love Bill

  • @phoenixsun488
    @phoenixsun488 3 роки тому

    How are people getting these emails to bill. I’m trying to ask a question.

  • @SkuIIKn1ght
    @SkuIIKn1ght 5 років тому +3

    Man I really hope this guy took bills advice.

  • @anthonyavila4027
    @anthonyavila4027 7 років тому +3

    Real simple my house my rules.

  • @codetafoya9763
    @codetafoya9763 4 роки тому +1

    100!!!

  • @barak363363
    @barak363363 4 роки тому

    5:00

  • @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg
    @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg 5 років тому

    Bill Burr: Daga Kotowaru!!!

  • @gunkle7986
    @gunkle7986 8 років тому +2

    I'm surprised no-one got shot. They are gonna run up on the wrong people one day.

  • @stevej1996
    @stevej1996 6 років тому

    I lived on a gated property with 2 houses, 1 me and my baby mommas and 2 her mom, all I can say is NO! Don't do it!

  • @vikasshukla9667
    @vikasshukla9667 4 роки тому

    Where is the follow up

  • @reecealeck8314
    @reecealeck8314 5 років тому +1

    Update?

  • @Vlad-wl3fw
    @Vlad-wl3fw 5 років тому +1

    Sooner or later , Bill, You gotta start charging these people for giving out such excellent advice, man! It's like you're a psychologist/family therapist. P.S. Absolutely love listening to there podcasts, man.

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 роки тому +1

      Most of his advice is to just dump the girl then go to the gym and get in shape 😂

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 3 роки тому

    “In between places” is the scariest situation for an in-law...Just say no!!!!!!

  • @dylanmason4235
    @dylanmason4235 5 місяців тому

    *fuck all that* -BB

  • @kikoredog
    @kikoredog 5 років тому +1

    non-fucking-negotiable

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 8 років тому +14

    Some women are unbelievable...doesn't she see what's wrong with what she's proposing? FFS

  • @a.fee-oh1328
    @a.fee-oh1328 3 роки тому

    "I dont want his balls...dangling in our commode. "
    I bet that's not an image women think of very often.

  • @jeremymatthews2002
    @jeremymatthews2002 5 років тому

    Families will do th he ol switch a rooo

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 5 років тому +3

    Jesus Bill hates this guy 😂

  • @ffsf739
    @ffsf739 7 років тому +2

    Did the guy respond? I'd REALLY like to know the end of this story!

    • @Vlad-wl3fw
      @Vlad-wl3fw 5 років тому

      yeah me too. can't find the answer to that though.

  • @user-cd2cz3tv3u
    @user-cd2cz3tv3u 5 років тому

    Lol prob should come at that at little softer..ill bet just 1 person who lives there has some kind of mental issue & the whole family is protecting that family memebers secret. Gotta consider that, but after the ‘Pool Table’ comment, i dont think this dude who is also a cop, seems like Mr sensitive lol

  • @merrychristmas1022
    @merrychristmas1022 6 років тому +2

    ghost her

    • @Xakslied
      @Xakslied 6 років тому +3

      Merry Christmas shut up coward

  • @illuminatingresonance7478
    @illuminatingresonance7478 6 років тому +3

    Staying in a 1 bedroom wtf is that

  • @D1chiilnthamost
    @D1chiilnthamost 5 років тому

    Everybody loves Raymond but not funny at all.