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  • A call comes in about a neighbor dispute, with a woman claiming she was poked by a beer can, and officers find the belligerent and highly intoxicated caller may not have given them the whole truth in this clip from "04.13.18". #LivePD
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    Live PD
    Season 2
    Episode 47
    04.13.18
    On "Live PD," ABC's Dan Abrams and Dallas Police Department Detectives Rich Emberlin and Kevin Jackson offer insight and commentary as live cameras capture the work of a mix of urban and rural police forces around the country on a typical Friday night.
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  • @JustADoggoGirl
    @JustADoggoGirl 6 років тому +3823

    "The alleged poker denies having poked"... lmfao i'm dead

    • @lizzy6104
      @lizzy6104 6 років тому +1

      A Hayek samee

    • @stephenmiller9009
      @stephenmiller9009 6 років тому +7

      A Hayek must not take a lot to make you giggle

    • @marlenanash8339
      @marlenanash8339 6 років тому +4

      A Hayek yeah that got me too lol

    • @tomlord5398
      @tomlord5398 6 років тому +12

      She is da pokER and I is da pokEE.

    • @cameronangel1013
      @cameronangel1013 6 років тому +9

      A Hayek this is one of the funniest videos ever denies having poked

  • @adrianjohnson2136
    @adrianjohnson2136 5 років тому +1222

    "We talked to our alleged poker. The alleged poker denies having poked."
    How did manage to say that with a straight face? Lol

    • @boomshakalaka5066
      @boomshakalaka5066 4 роки тому +52

      Adrian Johnson with a *poker* face you mean

    • @HipHopOpatamus47
      @HipHopOpatamus47 4 роки тому +5

      Tyrion Lannister the most underrated comment on this website

    • @katrinaodegbesan7754
      @katrinaodegbesan7754 4 роки тому +9

      He is so done with this job. Notice the eye rolls.

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 4 роки тому

      We will not be effecting the misdemeanor poking charges at this time, as the full-auto assault beer can used in the act could not be located and collected as evidence. If found, we will dust it for fingerprints and possible poking residue.

    • @KillerHairKillerHairRocks
      @KillerHairKillerHairRocks 4 роки тому

      HA

  • @CharlesG321
    @CharlesG321 6 років тому +2077

    “Don’t use foul language”
    “I’m 60+ years old I’m allowed to say what I want”
    It had me dead😂😂

    • @eddiebacon127
      @eddiebacon127 6 років тому +15

      Charles G i she has him by the balls. Paycheck and all

    • @abby7166
      @abby7166 6 років тому +19

      Eddie Bacon there’s a time and a place for everything. I think she just wanted him to have some respect

    • @SAWNERDDDSE
      @SAWNERDDDSE 6 років тому +4

      Abby usage of foul language is not paramount to disrespect.

    • @dannybrockman2492
      @dannybrockman2492 5 років тому

      Charles G 60 year old gramps!!!

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 років тому +6

      @@SAWNERDDDSE It's only disrespectful to curse in front of your betters.
      E.g. your mother, strangers, customers, boss man, etc.

  • @peace-yv4qd
    @peace-yv4qd 5 років тому +1220

    Watching these shows is like going to Walmart. I always walk out feeing better about myself.

    • @brittanybonnie1478
      @brittanybonnie1478 4 роки тому +14

      exactly...where do they find these people

    • @drewf9543
      @drewf9543 4 роки тому +6

      Absolutely so...I feel amazing self esteem rose 100%.

    • @drewf9543
      @drewf9543 4 роки тому +3

      @@brittanybonnie1478 Usually Florida-

    • @deannaswanson216
      @deannaswanson216 4 роки тому +3

      That's so right, I agree!🤣

    • @josebravo1976
      @josebravo1976 4 роки тому +2

      peace2014 🤣😂😅☕️

  • @jasonschenck4293
    @jasonschenck4293 6 років тому +685

    sign says " we don't call 911"
    Cop: Did you call 911?
    Woman: Yes I did
    lmao wtf

    • @CollectorChronicles
      @CollectorChronicles 4 роки тому +2

      Samuel Colt: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @masteroftheuniverse9929
      @masteroftheuniverse9929 4 роки тому +2

      That applies to true criminals, sad that has to be explained.

    • @novairisrae9518
      @novairisrae9518 3 роки тому

      facts, lmao i was like wait what

    • @tabathastaples7884
      @tabathastaples7884 3 роки тому

      Shepherd's Chapel Network !!!!!!! Pastor Murray is an Anointed Servant of GOD who teaches the Word of GOD with Authority!!!!!!!

    • @Manilaphoenix
      @Manilaphoenix 3 роки тому

      @@tabathastaples7884 no such thing, he's just crazy and hearing voices lol

  • @hastyone9048
    @hastyone9048 4 роки тому +130

    “The alleged poker denies having poked”-William Shakespeare

  • @AyooHaikuu
    @AyooHaikuu 6 років тому +205

    “We talked to our alleged poker. The alleged poker denies having poked.”
    I will forever try to include this in every conversation from here on out. 😂😂

    • @uknw1952
      @uknw1952 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @auntlinda7132
      @auntlinda7132 4 роки тому

      Right up there with "I'm not drivin, I'm travlin" and "I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector!" This isolation has to end soon. My home is decluttered and cleaned, I've learned my rights according to Black's Dictionary and Utube is breaking my mind!

    • @deannaswanson216
      @deannaswanson216 4 роки тому

      LOL 🤣🤣😜🤣

  • @teehee186
    @teehee186 4 роки тому +46

    "You're leaning far sir, you might fall."
    "I've been drinking, this what I do"
    Hahaha😂

  • @maddg7471
    @maddg7471 5 років тому +194

    What a waste of time for these cops

    • @mrhanky1057
      @mrhanky1057 4 роки тому +8

      95% was wasted, but uhh I mean peeing on animals, kinda a low blow.

    • @johnfkennedy8281
      @johnfkennedy8281 4 роки тому

      @Native Nfree at tax payers expenses? Lol i mean how much money went into this? Besides what little gas they used to go out there. No bullets were fired. So they didn't have to pay for ammo. No pepper spray was used so they didn't have to replace that. So what money did it cost us for them to go out there? It's their job lol

  • @sir.wizacaca7945
    @sir.wizacaca7945 6 років тому +458

    Jonah Hill is a cop now?!

    • @herkyj
      @herkyj 6 років тому +35

      Sir. Wizacaca been one haven’t you seen 21 & 22 jump street.

    • @ghettomystery9274
      @ghettomystery9274 5 років тому +3

      Oh god thank you for saying this!

    • @Runner8617
      @Runner8617 5 років тому

      Is he famous or something?

    • @underwhere5407
      @underwhere5407 5 років тому +3

      Yep he's pulling a Steven Segal

    • @Greg-TC
      @Greg-TC 5 років тому +4

      When his character from super bad grew up he wanted to be just like Seth Rogan and Bill Hader

  • @brookemahan8063
    @brookemahan8063 3 роки тому +14

    lol it always cracks me up hearing the police like summarize the call they are headed to. “The woman is in the backyard crushing beer cans and the neighbor came up inquiring if she had a problem with her. The 2 exchanged pokes…..” lol like that’s just the normal everyday thing. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cameronangel1013
    @cameronangel1013 6 років тому +344

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @SwiggityPeanut
    @SwiggityPeanut 6 років тому +112

    Officer Jonah Hill immediately before 21 Jump St

  • @jerryhamer
    @jerryhamer 6 років тому +343

    “ I was helping my little girl AJ move. What’s your little girls name, uh I don’t know AJ?” Lol

    • @mjccfungames4207
      @mjccfungames4207 5 років тому +28

      It wasnt her little girl, it's the girl who lives at the neighbors house. AJ is the name they know but the cop was givin a different name at the house across the road, so he needed to document they are talking about the same individual as their neighbors

    • @unicornscandie251
      @unicornscandie251 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @slydoll7877
      @slydoll7877 4 роки тому +2

      @@mjccfungames4207 Yeah...maybe she said 'that little girl'

    • @mcaskey358
      @mcaskey358 3 роки тому

      She did make it sound like it was her child.

    • @meganyoung.
      @meganyoung. 3 роки тому +2

      @@slydoll7877 I thought she had said "my" first too I was confused as well before they finished talking lol

  • @CloroxBleach-hb2ws
    @CloroxBleach-hb2ws 6 років тому +114

    She had that poker face on.

  • @ianconroy4365
    @ianconroy4365 3 роки тому +16

    “i’ve been drinking, it’s what i do” BIG Randy Marsh energy

    • @brightlight6732
      @brightlight6732 2 роки тому

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    • @brightlight6732
      @brightlight6732 2 роки тому

      The number one ☝️☝️ has always happened in a long

    • @brightlight6732
      @brightlight6732 2 роки тому

      Yes

  • @chezzapie
    @chezzapie 5 років тому +75

    He peed on the dog? End of conversation; to jail with you Sir!

  • @privateuser7
    @privateuser7 6 років тому +359

    It's funny how the police get so much hate, and you say "we dont call 911" but when anyone so much as POKES you you run to the phone and call them

    • @cobraking_666
      @cobraking_666 4 роки тому +7

      Well obviously they didnt want to shoot the lady for poking

    • @tonyadurst-scarlett1542
      @tonyadurst-scarlett1542 4 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 4 роки тому +1

      Keep everything legal and above board.

    • @tomdavidson7866
      @tomdavidson7866 3 роки тому +1

      People like these spend so much time in the back of police cars where the cops try to de-escalate situations by being civil - that these idiots start thinking the police are their pals.

  • @uslsuspect
    @uslsuspect 5 років тому +60

    “Poker? I barely knew her!”

  • @JrNades
    @JrNades 6 років тому +72

    "Peed on who?"
    "The dog"

  • @leahhamilton5351
    @leahhamilton5351 6 років тому +115

    "We DoNt CaLl 911"
    *calls 911*

  • @GELATO_
    @GELATO_ 6 років тому +246

    Lol the first thing they do is call 911

    • @kfcgravy5041
      @kfcgravy5041 6 років тому +12

      mexican gamer its probably more of an intimidation tactic lol

    • @mangoisatango
      @mangoisatango 6 років тому

      mexican gamer yea lol

    • @joeyouyang
      @joeyouyang 6 років тому +1

      They could've shot the woman and then ppl would still critisize them

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 років тому

      @@kfcgravy5041 lol it didn't work

  • @JESSICA2010T
    @JESSICA2010T 6 років тому +168

    “Our alleged poker” lmaooooo

    • @sub0414
      @sub0414 4 роки тому +1

      I'm amazed how he said this with a straight face...

  • @TDod
    @TDod 6 років тому +22

    “We don’t call 911, we use colt 45”
    *Calls 911*

  • @EGHeartattack
    @EGHeartattack 6 років тому +50

    “I’ve been drinking, this is what I do” LMFAO

  • @The_Duckdaddy
    @The_Duckdaddy 6 років тому +368

    The alleged poker did not poke 😏

  • @LaLaLonna
    @LaLaLonna 4 роки тому +17

    I started watching and I thought to myself...is this florida?
    Look in the top right hand corner...yep...Florida.
    Never lets me down. 😂😂😂

  • @RaveriusMax
    @RaveriusMax 5 років тому +73

    "oh my word is she implying I did something?" Yep she did it.

  • @tacticalministries3508
    @tacticalministries3508 5 років тому +19

    I love how the camera guy just had to ironically focus on the "we dont call 911" sign

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 3 роки тому +4

    1) Thank you Florida, for the constant stream of entertainment the past 3 decades.
    B) Stay off the drugs, kids!

  • @AngelaShiflet
    @AngelaShiflet 6 років тому +44

    Listening to him explain what happened cracked me up 😂 "the alleged poker" ,"the alleged pokee", ect...😂👏😂👍😂

  • @huntermcshane8221
    @huntermcshane8221 6 років тому +45

    "She lives "KETTY CORNER" from me" lmao

  • @wisdomseeker3362
    @wisdomseeker3362 3 роки тому +18

    The drunk that peed on the puppy should have been taken to the
    _pokey_ ❗
    All jokes aside, the drunk man, animal abuser needs to go to jail❗

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 5 років тому +5

    "I've been drinking...this is what I do." Legend

  • @perezsage6366
    @perezsage6366 6 років тому +27

    "Alleged Poker" LMFAO tax payer money put to good use 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stk5d251
    @stk5d251 6 років тому +12

    I've talked to the alleged poker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PassiveDissimulation
    @PassiveDissimulation 3 роки тому +4

    This is the best live pd I’ve ever seen. I just woke up from some intense dreams and this just made me more confused.

  • @mrbriceno3949
    @mrbriceno3949 6 років тому +74

    "I'm not gona fall man.. I've been drinking that's what I do"
    this man for president

  • @michaelvangundy226
    @michaelvangundy226 6 років тому +37

    Measure the distance a drunk will go to pick a fight. Call it x. 2x plus 25 feet should be the minimum seperation between rental trailers.

  • @365ral
    @365ral 4 роки тому +62

    "What's AJ's name?"
    Um, AJ?

    • @MomoKunDaYo
      @MomoKunDaYo 4 роки тому +2

      AJ is an acronym, there is a name behind that acronym. If people were to check for your identity AJ is not the name that will come upm

    • @johnfkennedy8281
      @johnfkennedy8281 4 роки тому +1

      @@MomoKunDaYo what if at birth that is what the parents named them? I get what you're saying but i know a few that has two letters for a name lol

    • @dadt8009
      @dadt8009 3 роки тому +3

      Elon Musk's new baby is called X Æ A-12.

  • @JustGiona
    @JustGiona 3 роки тому +2

    911 Dispatcher: What's your emergency
    Crazy lady: I've been poked!

  • @brittanygonzalez6604
    @brittanygonzalez6604 6 років тому +2

    How could u not laugh I couldn't stop laughing when he said we talked to the alleged poker.😂

  • @nofacenocase_304
    @nofacenocase_304 6 років тому +11

    “I don’t even know you” 😂😂

  • @isaacvalenzuela1753
    @isaacvalenzuela1753 6 років тому +97

    Hold up is the the dog okay?

    • @DutchTraveler
      @DutchTraveler 5 років тому +7

      I have the same question...

    • @whatsup7202
      @whatsup7202 5 років тому +6

      It got poked.

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 5 років тому +6

      what's up the dog denies poking back in retaliation.

  • @sanwal2109
    @sanwal2109 5 років тому +50

    This video right here is the perfect video showing the BS that police have to deal with sometimes.
    You can see the frustration in the officers face as he gathers a BS story from some BS drunk people.
    They definately have better things to do with their time.

    • @richielongenecker
      @richielongenecker 3 роки тому +5

      Sometimes? I'm sure they deal with this type of thing on a daily basis. You wouldn't belive how clueless people are.

  • @HighPotatoo
    @HighPotatoo 6 років тому +13

    lmfao the alleged poker im dying

  • @Sweet__Violet
    @Sweet__Violet 3 роки тому +2

    "Did she say such a thing" LOLLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @micarguy8239
    @micarguy8239 5 років тому +18

    “The alleged poker denies having poked.”
    Story of my life.

  • @strawberryfields2680
    @strawberryfields2680 3 роки тому +2

    Oh, the people these officers have to deal with. Bless them

  • @waedjradi
    @waedjradi 4 роки тому +1

    Within 2 to 5 minutes of watching this video, the curiosity arisen “Must be from Florida.” And looked at the top right corner of the screen and saw that “FL” on the side and said “Yup.”

  • @dwighthalpert8364
    @dwighthalpert8364 6 років тому +5

    “We talked to our alleged poker, um, the alleged poker denies having poked” - Facebook Police

  • @kuyarickkelley4719
    @kuyarickkelley4719 6 років тому +4

    "Ive been drinking... Its what I do"

  • @paullygolf5150
    @paullygolf5150 3 роки тому +1

    “I drink,this is what I do” 😂😂

  • @Jabholt013
    @Jabholt013 5 років тому +1

    You tell them the truth and everything.

  • @shellypeek6515
    @shellypeek6515 4 роки тому +4

    God Bless Our Police Officers. Thank You For Keeping Our Streets Safe

  • @Emily-Wise
    @Emily-Wise 6 років тому +4

    “We talked to our alleged poker, the alleged poker denied having poked” omg in deadddd💀

  • @ecogiful
    @ecogiful 3 роки тому +1

    "I've been drinking....this is what i do"...love given

  • @2poofsandaplaystation468
    @2poofsandaplaystation468 2 роки тому +1

    The same dialogue could be heard in the playground 😂 "He pee'd on my dog/she poked me/she's a scary lady"

  • @JerseyfreshXx
    @JerseyfreshXx 4 роки тому +1

    This story took so many turns

  • @anniebananie9716
    @anniebananie9716 5 років тому +2

    Alleged poker! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I've been watching these and amused all day, but that made me lol

  • @klarissapollard7551
    @klarissapollard7551 5 років тому +1

    the alleged poker

  • @TalkToSamson
    @TalkToSamson 2 роки тому

    “The alleged poker denies having poked.” 😂🤣😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @jrdeckard3317
    @jrdeckard3317 4 роки тому +2

    "I've been drinking. This is what I do."

  • @hannahrachelxo2281
    @hannahrachelxo2281 6 років тому +26

    "The alleged poker" lol

  • @richardedwardpay
    @richardedwardpay 6 років тому +1

    Excellent police work. More patient than me.

  • @MNDashcam
    @MNDashcam 3 роки тому

    They say there's no evidence so they don't arrest anybody but when a woman accuses a man with no evidence of anything at all they throw the guy in prison for 17 years before they even have a court date for her to admit she lied

  • @NatalieMarie917
    @NatalieMarie917 4 роки тому +3

    “The alleged poker denies having poked” 😂😂

  • @hillmanant
    @hillmanant 4 роки тому +1

    "our eledged poker" LMFAO!

  • @mikepotter7598
    @mikepotter7598 6 років тому +1

    I love the (we don't dial 911) picture as the cops are at their doorstep😂

  • @prestonwarren2692
    @prestonwarren2692 Рік тому +1

    Here we have your classic Karen VS Karen situation.

  • @michealchism7264
    @michealchism7264 4 роки тому +1


    That’s a scary lady”

  • @pwrplnt1975
    @pwrplnt1975 4 роки тому

    This was HILARIOUS!!

  • @zeusdeniro3925
    @zeusdeniro3925 4 роки тому +2

    [ 1:10 ] I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING A REAL COMEDY SHOW. LMAO !!!!!

  • @CeeCeeB.
    @CeeCeeB. 4 роки тому +3

    "The two exchanged pokes"

  • @987catcat
    @987catcat 5 років тому +2

    I knew it was Florida without even looking just by the way the houses walls look lol

    • @SHurd-rc2go
      @SHurd-rc2go 3 роки тому

      Yeah, what is that? Ancient spiderwebs collecting dust?

  • @CapTainBPMT
    @CapTainBPMT 3 роки тому +1

    I'm not gonna fall, I've been drinking man this is what I do LMFAO

  • @jims6226
    @jims6226 5 років тому +10

    We have better things to do. From what I've seen will be tail lights and license plate lights out or only activated turn Indicator for two seconds. LOL

  • @pinkladyht
    @pinkladyht 4 роки тому

    His sigh😂 he is DONE 😆

  • @lobodaboss3879
    @lobodaboss3879 3 роки тому

    "I been drinking, this is what I do " lol

  • @seahwkgrl80
    @seahwkgrl80 2 роки тому

    "I'm drunk, it's what I do" 🤣😂

  • @alecowen1901
    @alecowen1901 4 роки тому +1

    ‘i’ve been drinkin.... this is what i do’
    i felt that

  • @balancedaccounting2332
    @balancedaccounting2332 2 роки тому

    This is the funniest video I’ve seen from Live PD.

  • @lyriclea
    @lyriclea 3 роки тому +3

    Okay, but seriously who tf pees on a puppy?🥺🤨

  • @cooly9277
    @cooly9277 6 років тому +2

    Lmao at the we don't call 911 sign

  • @Truthteller863
    @Truthteller863 6 років тому +8

    They exchanged pokes😊

  • @pookaprincess4411
    @pookaprincess4411 6 років тому +3

    How do you say "alleged poker" with a straight face 🤣🤣

  • @ktothec24
    @ktothec24 6 років тому +1

    I like this cop, he’s got no time for drunken nonsense .

  • @AroundSun
    @AroundSun 6 років тому +10

    the most uneventful thing i have ever seen

  • @katherineduke3232
    @katherineduke3232 3 роки тому +10

    "The alleged poker denies having poked"
    Omg he managed to keep a straight face and get through that really well haha
    *I'm too immature to be a cop I would have told them all to grow up and shut up*

    • @iMsOiNsO
      @iMsOiNsO 2 роки тому

      Bruh right he probably thought that was just a normal everyday thing to say 🤣😂🤣

  • @bigdaddy6196
    @bigdaddy6196 5 років тому +1

    We don’t call 911 we pull the trigger 🤣

  • @marksalot655
    @marksalot655 5 років тому

    The pokee and the poker. 🤣

  • @TheMadface80
    @TheMadface80 Рік тому +1

    This series should just be called "These People Actually Exist"

  • @zped4484
    @zped4484 2 роки тому

    "I've been drinking, this is what I do"
    Yeah honestly that's fair lmao

  • @_Ej-lu9ri
    @_Ej-lu9ri 6 років тому +2

    I been drinkin, this is what it do.😂

  • @moneymig
    @moneymig 4 роки тому

    And she POKED me! 🤣

  • @ericrose5503
    @ericrose5503 5 років тому

    love that sign in the beginning "we do not call 911, we use colt' *calls cops cuz they feel threatened* im dead xD

  • @alexisdefinitelynotmyname
    @alexisdefinitelynotmyname 2 роки тому

    The laugh in the background 😂

  • @goldinthefurnace
    @goldinthefurnace 4 роки тому

    This is one of the funniest officers I've ever seen! Wow! 😂 😂

  • @CREAMV12
    @CREAMV12 4 роки тому

    The alleged poker!!!! Hahaha! 😂😂😂

  • @EXPKTNO
    @EXPKTNO 6 років тому +2

    someone needs to be accountable for that aggressive poke