Why can't someone mix it up and say three for once? Saying you had two beers is basically like a de-facto admission that you're three-sheets to the wind.
Carlos Neira well driving without headlights is up there with the most dangerous things you can do while driving so yeah, there’s not much else more important to pull people over for. So he’s kinda right.
there’s always 3 stages of drunk drivers: 1. say they drank way less than they did 2. come up with an excuse for why they’ll fail field sobriety 3. anger
Saturday lunch " reverand Rhonda was getting mad , come please jj we are beggin. Ten bucks * @me. No. Mother. Dare you spoke ?? Luv. Joe, L V_111. 16-17+19 200-1.
He will at most do one week in jail and be out again he’ll waste a lot of money but won’t do a lot of time I think it’s your 3rd dui that wins you 1 year in jail
He could be in a lot longer than that awaiting trial. A lot of the drunks in my local county jail are in for a few weeks either awaiting trial or serving a minimum sentence.
Initially he assumed the position and was ready to go to jail for his misdeed, then later when they actually arrest him he pitches a fit, habitual drunk drivers makes my blood boil. 😠 🍺 🚫
Hence why that show takes place on RI 🙃 Seth MacFarlane said in an interview that when he created Family Guy he wanted Peter to be kinda the big, loud, typical RI-type of guy. So now every time RI cops are on Live PD I keep hearing either Peter or Lois - there’s a little blond female cop on here that sounds just like Lois! It’s hilarious 😂
Honestly that cop was such a patient and sweet guy! Usually when people get loud and agitated like that officers get smart back or get an attitude back at them. This guy was respectful the entire time, what a guy.
Legally you are suppose to stop the customer after 2 standard drinks ( a beer, 1.25oz for spirits and I forgot with wine.) Those counting as one each. But 99.99% of bars don’t do that.
@@jaskajokunen3716 Thats not a law here but I can tell you all new cars and pretty much everything over 2010 have daytime running lights you cant turn off. I understand why and since id rather buy more headlamp bulbs then get hit by someone who didnt see me I turn my headlights on everytime I get in the car regardless of day or night.
I always love how people who drink and drive or break the law always blame the police officer for arresting them and say it's their fault. However the police officer did not tell them to break the law. People have to learn to take responsibility for their own selves
there is no such thing as Mirandam rights. Ernesto Arturo Miranda was born in 1941 and the law was named after his famous unlawful arrest and questioning. Get your facts straight. When a person has been advised of their Miranda rights they have been Mirandized.
Agreed. It is a horribly selfish and dangerous thing to do. People who drive under the influence disgust me. Imagine losing someone who was doing everything right, just because someone decided to be selfish and irresponsible. Disgusting.
Well judging by your punctuation I don’t doubt you did it, but since I’m more intelligent than you I clearly know that it’s a mistake to drive drink already
@@BountyHuntFH95 this, it's easier just to take a breathalyzer (if you are for sure you're not drunk) than these test, quicker and it's concrete proof rather than a visual test. If you deny the test and breathalyzer it's impound for the car and you go to jail lol
"You guys got nothin' better to do but pull people over with no headlights on." Probably wouldn't have gotten your second DUI if you would have put yours on. Drunk logic.
Cop "How ya doing tonight Sir ?" The guy should have just said "I'm BLASTED out of my MIND" and saved everybody some time. Thank God he didn't injure or kill someone !
Very well handled by that officer. Although it was bothering him and you could see it getting to him he decided to back away from the man and proceed later in the station
Officer: “there’s a lot of leaves”
Suspect: “WEED?”
Lol
He super troopered them. Lol
omg im laughing outloud while smokin WEED!??!!
Wouldn't want him to Freudian slip on the weed I mean leaves . . . .
Thought he said weave
I love how every time someone drunk says they’ve been drinking it’s always just two beers lol.
adrian i love it
more like two pitchers of beer
Why can't someone mix it up and say three for once? Saying you had two beers is basically like a de-facto admission that you're three-sheets to the wind.
Cmon guys we all know you can’t just have two beers..😏😂😭
Too many..
No handcuffs: nice drunk
Handcuffs: mean drunk
Jake Stern p
I'm not sure, Everytime I seen a police take somebody, they were handcuffed.
@@nicolesnow737 i have been dying to r/woooosh somebody... Hope i did it right....
ikr instant salt
1k like 🤙🏼
“Cmon guys I can’t do a one night stand”
"I'm 61 years old!" Dude really thought the cops just wanted to bang him
lmao
marconuts hey if you caught him 20 years younger and a little less drunk he might be into it
@marconuts Hey!! You're never too drunk for a cop threesome!
😂😂😂😂😂
“I am gonna lock ur A** up after I read you your rights”.
The best comment that came out of that cops mouth
The tone in that cop's voice made that statement even funnier. I was actually laughing out loud.
I was laughing and that took me over the edge. Poor guy but you get what you drink.
That cop is all professional until he gets interrupted repeatedly... Then snappes!! Funniest Sh... I have seen in a long time!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Read it to someone drunk and I bet he can’t remember his name!! The drunk guy was right lock my up and let go!! No need to all that show
“Y’all ain’t nuthin better to do than to pull people over with their lights off “
Lmfao 😂😂😂
mixy85dc dc has me dead because that was me last week 😂😭
He kinda spittin facts tho
@@carlosneira7921 How? Thats their job, he was on patrol, spotted a car with no headlights, and did his job.
Carlos Neira well driving without headlights is up there with the most dangerous things you can do while driving so yeah, there’s not much else more important to pull people over for. So he’s kinda right.
EEtotheO wanna know something worse than getting pulled over for not having headlights on ? Pulling someone over for not having their headlights on.
there’s always 3 stages of drunk drivers:
1. say they drank way less than they did
2. come up with an excuse for why they’ll fail field sobriety
3. anger
that should be posted in every bar in America.
Saturday lunch " reverand Rhonda was getting mad , come please jj we are beggin. Ten bucks * @me. No. Mother. Dare you spoke ?? Luv. Joe, L V_111. 16-17+19 200-1.
4. Admit it
Bread they always say 2 or 3 beers because that’s all they remember drinking lmao
Soooooooo accurate
"No disrespect officer"
*0.1 seconds later*
"YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE!"
** you guys are joke**
@@kaidethacker8973 💀💀
"I... Uh.. I was at the uh bwar and i whad two dwinks"
Famous last words
Guy sounds like Teddy from Bob's Burgers when he gets angry lmao!
He does!! 😂
I just said the same thing then seen this comment glad I'm not alone 😂💀
You’re right! Lol
Lmfao 😂😂☠️☠️
Omg he absolutely does sound like Teddy at the end! Ahahah
"Shut the fnk door and lock me up." "Obviously he's not too pleased with us." lol I never laughed so hard. 3:40
lmaoooo “ I am gone lock yo a** up “ cop was fed UP
Dayym you finneee wassup😂
Lol at the end he said " YOU GOT ME AGAIN!!" good job cops
"I was at a bar and I don't remember the name of the bar".... Officer: Let me see your keys.
Thank you, Officers, for getting him off the road before he killed somebody.
Officer: What are you doing?
Man: I'm getting ready to get arrested
Officer: For what?
Man: C'mon guys!!
Lmao
rikkelise Oh kinky..
We all watched the video
What makes me think a lot when he is being taken, then gets mad lmao
1:45 the cop on the left choked back his laughter lmaoo
A repeat offender like this deserves more than a minimum of 10 days in jail
That was for driving on a suspended, he'll get a lot more for the DUI this time around.
He will at most do one week in jail and be out again he’ll waste a lot of money but won’t do a lot of time I think it’s your 3rd dui that wins you 1 year in jail
He could be in a lot longer than that awaiting trial. A lot of the drunks in my local county jail are in for a few weeks either awaiting trial or serving a minimum sentence.
Sadly I’m going through the same thing as this guy and looking at a month.
@@sevaspadilla9769 Not most states, what state are you in?
Initially he assumed the position and was ready to go to jail for his misdeed, then later when they actually arrest him he pitches a fit, habitual drunk drivers makes my blood boil. 😠 🍺 🚫
And than when they kill people they play the victim
Clinton Pough Did you know that Star Trek had the first cellphones? 📱
Hank Bridges: Yes and I guess you can say the flat screen television as well.
“Don’t call me sir” 😂😂😂
I thought he said don't call me son 😂
He thought they asked for a "one night stand"😂
Never say you had two drinks. When you say “two drinks” the cops hear “I’m shitfaced”
No, it's when you try to say "two drinks" but they hear "phoo dwinkffff."
I love the accent these guys in RI/NY have its to funny
Massachusetts has that accent too. Some of them have it bad
Tiddler *too 🤯✌
@@chillinwithdylan636 *Two
My girlfriends dad call horse "ha-ses"
My aunt married a guy from boston. We live in minnesota lol that accent is a crazy thing to hear over here
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the barstool.
😂
😂😂😂
Lol
My favorite trend in these DUI clips is the people try to act normal at first and then lose their mind once they get put in the cruiser
"You want me to do a one night stand? I'm 61, I can't do that!"
1:38
Cop: there’s a lot of leaves 🍁
Guy:HUH!!?? There’s a Lot of WEED!???
“ What’s that got to do with me ?”
Well that escalated quickly. Good luck with your "lawyah" man.
Dude sounds like Peter Griffin if he was old😂
Hence why that show takes place on RI 🙃 Seth MacFarlane said in an interview that when he created Family Guy he wanted Peter to be kinda the big, loud, typical RI-type of guy. So now every time RI cops are on Live PD I keep hearing either Peter or Lois - there’s a little blond female cop on here that sounds just like Lois! It’s hilarious 😂
Honestly that cop was such a patient and sweet guy! Usually when people get loud and agitated like that officers get smart back or get an attitude back at them. This guy was respectful the entire time, what a guy.
Not having your headlights on at your age sir; you are the joke.
Roman Hashon you’d be surprised what you do when you’re hammered
Whitney Woodward or sober...I sometimes forget to turn mine on at night
Roman Hashon he turns them on and then back off again, that how drunk he is
@@JackCarregan ya lol
I’m more suprised that it isn’t on auto Bc his car looks new enough to have auto headlights
You’d think all bars have a two drink maximum
IKR?
All bars would go out of business in that case.
Legally you are suppose to stop the customer after 2 standard drinks ( a beer, 1.25oz for spirits and I forgot with wine.) Those counting as one each. But 99.99% of bars don’t do that.
Jasmine that's the stupidest comment ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yea 2 drink minimum.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheRealImagz show me where it states that legally bars have to cut you off aftwr 2 drinks😂😂😂😂😂😂
Something tells me this guy hasn't been sober in 45 years.
1:06 the little laugh😂"i'm ready to get arrested"
But HOW is he driving...
He has a Suspended License.
Oh yea thats Right, Criminals DGAF about Laws.
he's gonna learn now. mandatory 10 days before bail and 2 felonies
But the left pinky promises that they will as soon as the ban guns
Thug life 😎 brother
Jeffrey R Williams u ever hear about the guy with more than 30 dui arrests?
Or fragile white male nationalists either
Lol yes pulling people over for their headlights off..... in the middle of the night when they should be on! What a joke these officers are! Lol
In my country you always have to use your headlights no matter if its day or night.
@@jaskajokunen3716 Thats not a law here but I can tell you all new cars and pretty much everything over 2010 have daytime running lights you cant turn off. I understand why and since id rather buy more headlamp bulbs then get hit by someone who didnt see me I turn my headlights on everytime I get in the car regardless of day or night.
I always love how people who drink and drive or break the law always blame the police officer for arresting them and say it's their fault. However the police officer did not tell them to break the law. People have to learn to take responsibility for their own selves
This is perfect. Like....they are "law enforcement" officers. How are you gonna get mad when they enforce the law?
Nah bcuz there are officers who have made false arrests for DUI so some ppl have a reason to blame the cop
@@TrevJ91 Which Officer made the false arrest for DUI?
@@TrevJ91I see u believe in the propaganda
He sounds like when the dentist numbs your mouth and you can barely talk 😂
Lol whoa his mood changed so quick once they put those cuffs on 😂😂
As soon as you hear someone say they had “two drinks” you know they going to jail
"i am gonna lock your a$$ up" hahahahahaha
2 drinks... it's universal, has been for as long as I can remember.... "I had 2 drinks" .... they were the biggest drinks in the universe!!!!!
Everybody knows that is the standard response to the question.....how many have you had.
@@barryfohn4385 enough to laugh at you
"I-I-I-I will lock you up, after I read you your rights!"
"Sir, you're suspected of drinking....
"DON'T CALL ME SIR!"
"Okay. Ma'am you're suspected of drinking..."
You know he’s guilty when he immediately puts his hands behind his back 😂😂
"Sir, you're suspected of drinking..."
DON'T CALL ME SIR!
LMAO 😂😂😂
Suspended license + DUI. They need to just impound this guys car permanently. He can use the bus system for the last 10 years of his life. 😂
People who get arrested and ask who they are protecting... they dont understand cops are protecting other people.. from them!!
@2:14 “No disrespect man”
*insinuates disrespect a minute later
He's been Mirandasized enough times to know it by heart CHEERS 🍻
Mirandized
@@doctoredable being read his Mirandam Rights by the cops
there is no such thing as Mirandam rights. Ernesto Arturo Miranda was born in 1941 and the law was named after his famous unlawful arrest and questioning. Get your facts straight. When a person has been advised of their Miranda rights they have been Mirandized.
Lol "you got me with no head lights on"
This is so Rhode Island I cant omg 😂😂😂😂
I just love the zero accountability these people have.
"Well obviously he's not to pleased with us." Haha had me crackin' up
Finally, I see cops who start by taking car keys.
I'd love to hear this guy's divorce stories. 😂
That's Rocky in his 61. "Yah gotta doh what ya gotta doh"
This is this guy's 2nd Live PD appearance. Even with his face blurred his voice and demeanor are give aways!
Dude sounds like scarface at the end haha
This country needs to be harder on drunk driving. Two kids from my high school were killed by a drunk driver
It will never happen. The state, lawyers, police departments, and judges all make way too much money off DUIs.
There isnt much more that can be done.
The prisons and jails are filled with people already. That is very expensive to keep up.
Agreed. It is a horribly selfish and dangerous thing to do. People who drive under the influence disgust me. Imagine losing someone who was doing everything right, just because someone decided to be selfish and irresponsible. Disgusting.
Omg they have cracked down a lot.
@mick Davis I agree bro. Everyone is juiced in just like the mafia movies. Excellent comment sir.
That was one respectful cop
How dare they pull you over with no headlights while it's dark......some nerve 😂🤣🤦🏽♀️
This cop was about to lose his cool with this drunk guy 😂
Don’t drink and drive I’ve made some bad mistakes drinking and driving trust me it’s not worth it . Lots of consequences
Jas B me too man i feel u
Eric Vasquez that’s what he said
Could’ve killed someone...
Well judging by your punctuation I don’t doubt you did it, but since I’m more intelligent than you I clearly know that it’s a mistake to drive drink already
That guy doesn't care... he will get behind the wheel as soon as they need more space in the jail they are keeping him in.
"Shut the door and lock me up!"
"We will."
THAT HAD SUCH "THEN PERISH" ENERGY
Cop:"Evening sir, how are u doing tonight? Step out of the car, please."
Guy: "Aight, then handcuff me already."
I never understood the
"I'm drunk"
*We should field sobriety test to see if he's drunk*
When he's visibly drunk, just seems like a waste of time to me
He could just be stupid. Gotta check for sure
DUI's are easy to fight in court, the test actually aren't mandatory, but by running through the tests it strengthens the case
It’s illegal for the cops to bust you for self incrimination. Sir
@@BountyHuntFH95 this, it's easier just to take a breathalyzer (if you are for sure you're not drunk) than these test, quicker and it's concrete proof rather than a visual test. If you deny the test and breathalyzer it's impound for the car and you go to jail lol
A person that does not an to xyz, needs an officer to note their car plate number for them.
"You guys got nothin' better to do but pull people over with no headlights on."
Probably wouldn't have gotten your second DUI if you would have put yours on. Drunk logic.
I mean no disrespect, less than a minute later, you guys are f*#%ing jokes 😂
“Don’t call me sir!!!” Call me ma’am”!
Right after he said don’t call me sir, I would’ve said “okay ma’am”
He sounds like a perfect candidate for a new AM radio talk host.
What are you doing?
“I’m getting ready to go to jail” lmfaoo
"You're a joke... Nothing better to do besides pull over people without headlights on"😂 I love drunk people
“Shut the door and lock me up”
1:38
"there's a lot of WEAVE?!?"
Not YOU, white man! 😂
I thought he said "there's a lot of weed"
Numba1 Heathen he said weed but nice try
👮: "You're headlights were off."
👴: "Gbsdgjcajhgyurdk."
Cop "How ya doing tonight Sir ?" The guy should have just said "I'm BLASTED out of my MIND" and saved everybody some time. Thank God he didn't injure or kill someone !
This is so funny. I literally can't stop laughing 😂😂 oh happy day
Happy Sunday awesome random people!
I lost it when he was already ready to go 😭😂 hands behind his back
You guys GOT ME AGAIN !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I’m 90% sure that this same guy was arrested for a hit and run DUI in the “Drunk and a punk” Live PD clip.
At 3:03 0-100 real quick didn't know the term "Sir" had so much Power wow : )
Very well handled by that officer. Although it was bothering him and you could see it getting to him he decided to back away from the man and proceed later in the station
The sound of the cops getting out of the car is like ASMR.
1:43 other cop trying not to laugh
America!
He’ll be behind the wheel in no time.
Got nothing better to do then pull over people without headlights. Katt Williams voice... "Uhhhh yeahhh"
- You want me to do a one night stand?
- Im 61 years old!
- No offence officer.
😆
Anytime u leave a bar and get pulled over just say u left the lawyers office from ur divorce the cop will feel ur pain and let u go lol
Lawers office at 1 am on a Sunday is still open.....?
@@pyramidhead138 go look that up and come back to apologize
Dude Just Told On Himself. Some People Really Can’t Handle There Liquor.
This one is hilarious asf when your stoned 😂🤣💀💯
Dafuk! You stopped a guy without headlights on! How dare you! 🤣
Why does everyone drunk say they have two drinks
A&E almost made us a 4:20 long vid.
THERES ALOT OF WEED? 😂😂😂😂 CHEERS🤟✌️ 💨
HOW DARE YOU, CALL HIM SIR AND PULL HIM OVER FOR HAVING LIGHTS ON😂😂😂😂
Right?? Haha they have nothing better to do 🤣🤣
Drunk dude's translation:
" How dare you hold me accountable for my own actions. I should be able to do whatever is want to do, without punishment.
At first when I saw the title I was like , 🤔
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