How To Become A Space Marine

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  • @thesnuggler9606
    @thesnuggler9606 Місяць тому +691

    I can defeat exactly two geese in a fight. If I became a Space Marine, I am confident that I could easily defeat three geese. All jokes aside, this was an awesome video!

    • @edge1247
      @edge1247 Місяць тому +52

      SOMEONE GIVE THIS HERO A WHOLE ASTARTES CHAPTER TO COMMAND!!!

    • @Last_Bulbasaur
      @Last_Bulbasaur Місяць тому +20

      Red helmet ⛑️ for you!!

    • @pugwhisperer6502
      @pugwhisperer6502 Місяць тому +4

      Jokes?

    • @1kizhun
      @1kizhun Місяць тому +10

      Sounds like you got a chance being a ultra marine... no really just hop on the next flight to ultramar

    • @LoreTours
      @LoreTours  Місяць тому +26

      Thank you battle brother of the Goose Chasers Chapter

  • @kennethmata4365
    @kennethmata4365 Місяць тому +524

    Not only would I fucking die, they probably gon turned me into a servitor after

    • @SyntheticShinobi
      @SyntheticShinobi Місяць тому +25

      At least you wouldn’t even remember or know the difference

    • @vainbelmont6645
      @vainbelmont6645 Місяць тому +18

      I have muscular atrophy. They probably use me as bait as a baby.

    • @DeadOnInfil
      @DeadOnInfil Місяць тому +5

      Yeet me into a Dreadnaught lol

    • @MenBeingHappy
      @MenBeingHappy Місяць тому +7

      And that would be considered “mercy”

    • @djnone8137
      @djnone8137 24 дні тому +6

      Servitor deployed

  • @shaggycan
    @shaggycan Місяць тому +102

    The only real factor they are looking for is iron will unbreakablility. Everything else they can give you. They need someone who will never give up, no matter the odds or how much you suffer.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 29 днів тому +2

      Doesn't matter if you have an aneurysm.

  • @gymleaderjordan8578
    @gymleaderjordan8578 Місяць тому +258

    Could you imagine seeing an 8ft tall human eating the bars of a jail cell and escaping lol

    • @muaowa
      @muaowa Місяць тому +8

      After hearing about the acid gland yep!

    • @dominickypon9957
      @dominickypon9957 Місяць тому +17

      I'd like to see how they got him in there in the first place.

    • @PrimeRooster
      @PrimeRooster Місяць тому +5

      After they eat the bars, they are going to eat you...

    • @elricrobo1002
      @elricrobo1002 27 днів тому +5

      I have a clean driving record, good credit and a quick learner. Ultramarine it is.

    • @vladimirpain3942
      @vladimirpain3942 20 днів тому +3

      If I am guard there, I would just look away, I think.

  • @F0reman371
    @F0reman371 Місяць тому +177

    Agri-worlds are also moderately popular recruitment grounds for nomadic chapters lacking a permanent settlement since the population on these worlds are usually more generically healthy than hive, medieval, or death worlds. (Classic farmboy archetype)

    • @BastiatC
      @BastiatC Місяць тому +14

      There is also something about recruiting from agriworlds that ties really well into the monastic order vide of some chapters. I can totally see a dark angel chapter holding an agriworld demanding candidates from noble families as their tithe to the emperor, and stripping families of their title if the candidates prove unsuitable.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath Місяць тому

      They tend to not be insane or have severely disturbing cultures and practices, too.

    • @chipgarrett3139
      @chipgarrett3139 Місяць тому +17

      As someone who grew up in a rural, agricultural area, young people will do almost anything to get away from the brutal and boring farm life.

    • @Carl-wd5yt
      @Carl-wd5yt Місяць тому +7

      I accidentally read that as (Classic femboy archetype)*

    • @c3ramics
      @c3ramics Місяць тому +9

      ⁠​⁠@@chipgarrett3139couldn’t agree more, my agricultural hometown is hot af. Every agri farm is a dust bowl of monocultures. Tough place to thrive in.

  • @vainbelmont6645
    @vainbelmont6645 Місяць тому +45

    I've watched 100h+ of Warhammer 40K lore in the past 2 years. Feels like I barely scratched the surface. I'm old and I thought I knew Sci-fi from Herbert to Asimov. Great work to Rick Priestley and all the community.
    You guys are awesome.

  • @JoshuaStamford
    @JoshuaStamford Місяць тому +223

    I was in the Army for 6 years until I was diagnosed with bone cancer and the way I found out was when I was overseas, the top of my tibia shattered and compounded through my knee and lower leg from a tumor growing inside. The doctors said I was running around on a bone slowly deteriorating over a 6-month period and was amazed that I felt no pain until the bone broke. I've always had a high tolerance for pain, that said I don't believe for a second there's more than 10k people on the planet that could survive surgery without anesthesia let alone what these guys have to go through. Even worse over 75% of U.S. males 18-35 are unfit for military service, even if they could survive the process, they'd be weaker Astarte's.

    • @GlitchPredator
      @GlitchPredator Місяць тому +21

      Jesus bro, im happy you survived

    • @hardcoreholman303
      @hardcoreholman303 Місяць тому

      I'm happy you made it. But it seems like you would have been a good candidate minus the cancer. Sounds like you're tough as a brick shit house.

    • @facetankhank
      @facetankhank Місяць тому +11

      You'd make a pretty great one I'd imagine.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 Місяць тому +7

      The God Emperor protects!!

    • @JoshuaStamford
      @JoshuaStamford Місяць тому +13

      ​@@facetankhank Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I was far from what special forces operators endure, in fact I personally know two that put foot to ass for their country, broke it off in the enemy, strapped on a prothesis and went back for seconds. Now those guys were Astarte's material.

  • @KarlPHorse
    @KarlPHorse 27 днів тому +28

    It’s true that most of us would die. But have more faith in yourselves guys. You are capable of so much more than you give yourselves credit for. Don’t put yourself down saying “I could never be a space marine if they were real.” Instead, think about what steps you would need to take to be that kind of person, and start working towards that goal. Obviously super soldiers probably won’t exist in our lifetime, but learning to cope with adversity and conditioning your mental toughness will take you far regardless.

    • @KyleSilk-v1p
      @KyleSilk-v1p 23 дні тому +5

      I appreciate your faith in us bro.. but having read most of the black library books I highly doubt it

  • @Handlesaretrash
    @Handlesaretrash Місяць тому +21

    Knowing Warhammer, I’d die. It would either be in battle or before I even get past augmentation. Straight fodder.

  • @Kestrel.03
    @Kestrel.03 Місяць тому +53

    My red flag is thinking I could endure and become a Space Marine

  • @Become-Eggplant
    @Become-Eggplant Місяць тому +83

    If sacrificing myself to safeguard humanity, then I'd gladly become a space marines. Hoping i recruited for the Imperial Fists or Salamanders.

    • @Anunoriginalname101
      @Anunoriginalname101 Місяць тому +21

      Sorry, best we can do is Marines Malevolent.
      ... What exactly where they thinking when they named that chapter, anyways?

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant Місяць тому +6

      @@Anunoriginalname101 I know! Also have you seen their color scheme? Its looks obnoxious, and its like they took the salamander's previous color scheme, and removed everything remotely good about it.

    • @Blacktemplar-6996
      @Blacktemplar-6996 Місяць тому +4

      We would happily accept you . We may not be a fist but we are their cousins.

    • @ZhuDaoLong
      @ZhuDaoLong Місяць тому +4

      The Imperial Guard would happily accept your necessary sacrifice

    • @ttk-stephenfox1507
      @ttk-stephenfox1507 26 днів тому

      If I had to pick I’d probably go salamanders and or blood angels. But seems like the ultramarines are the kinda absorb everyone legion.

  • @amRaider95
    @amRaider95 Місяць тому +21

    As the story continues to progress, the time setting is actually in the 42nd millenium now

    • @helloidharbl6753
      @helloidharbl6753 21 день тому

      Hmm. I wonder what Games Workshop says about that? I've read a bunch of Black Library books and even ones that are "current" are reluctant to advance the official timeline.
      My prediction is Humanity gets it's shit together and contains the Eye. Meanwhile the Orks finally noticed the Great Devourer coming at the Milky Way and decide that is where the main party is at. Tau finally stop sniffing their own farts and bunker down.
      Big E remains as is. Rowboat Girlyman is back but stuck on Terra doing 10,000 years worth of piled up paperwork.
      Squad morale destroyed.

  • @BloodDrawer-tz9ux
    @BloodDrawer-tz9ux Місяць тому +50

    Jeez people we have expanded the community to new heights

    • @liamyates5544
      @liamyates5544 Місяць тому +1

      And I'm proud of us all for it.

    • @SavageEntertainmentYEAH
      @SavageEntertainmentYEAH Місяць тому +2

      I noticed a huge boom the day space marines dropped. I’ve always been here for the miniatures and 3D printing but it’s cool to see 40k get good games and publicity. Hopefully some day they’ll release packs that aren’t scam priced.

  • @enokdnb7388
    @enokdnb7388 23 дні тому +11

    I dint think a single person would survive.
    40k is straight fantasy. There isn't a single soul that could handle that pain. And if you could, your heart would give out almost immediately from the shock.

    • @skyhymitch
      @skyhymitch 22 дні тому +2

      I think the "untold billions" of humanity's population allows the 0.000001% enough chance survive and become marines. 🤣

    • @RealHorsen
      @RealHorsen 13 днів тому +4

      WEAKNESS DISPLEASES THE EMPEROR

  • @1kizhun
    @1kizhun Місяць тому +30

    Ultramarines recuitment are down right sane and civilised in their selection process

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 Місяць тому +13

    It takes a certain type of self-awareness to recognize when one isn't able to do something. Me? That includes becoming a space marine. The reason? I know for a fact that I am NOT him.

  • @cunnelatio
    @cunnelatio Місяць тому +43

    Do space marines get a 401k? How many vacation days?

    • @Beaver.17
      @Beaver.17 Місяць тому +24

      I've seen some mention that certain chapters do their own version of "vacation". Salamanders apparently go back to their home world while not on mission and live amongst their families. White scars do some Mongol-like activities. space wolves do viking-like activities. I think ultramarines can do pilgrimages and the chapter as a whole returns to ultramar planets occasionally to resupply and re-bolster their numbers. I like to think that certain honorable battle-brothers get some R&R on paradise planets from time to time (maybe when they earn a service stud).

    • @echothegecko2875
      @echothegecko2875 Місяць тому +21

      Nah, they just get a 40k.

    • @alanstringer.
      @alanstringer. Місяць тому +6

      @@Beaver.17 White scars are required to have a hobby like painting or singing or speedrunning God Hand.

    • @facetankhank
      @facetankhank Місяць тому +1

      As a reward for their service, they get to serve the Emperor more!

  • @Mantelar
    @Mantelar Місяць тому +48

    If Alex Jones can survive the surgery, then I can.

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory Місяць тому +9

      Not just any space marine, but a grey knight! 😂

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Місяць тому +6

      I swear he was born a few thousand years too early. Or he just teleported in from 40K due to warp fuckery💀

    • @skyhymitch
      @skyhymitch 22 дні тому

      Love those Jones v Rogan vids! 🤣

    • @mikemurray9726
      @mikemurray9726 День тому +1

      He would absolutely survive and probably end up a librarian.

  • @TRIANGLE941
    @TRIANGLE941 5 днів тому +3

    instructions unclear, ive now been inside a dreadnought for longer than 1,000 years

  • @dadbuffins4524
    @dadbuffins4524 Місяць тому +16

    Homie had a whole Skelton body on his shield 😅

  • @Flesh_Wizard
    @Flesh_Wizard Місяць тому +47

    Knowing my luck, I would have been born a psyker and sacrificed to the Emperor

    • @100procent2
      @100procent2 26 днів тому

      Tbh it is not that bad fate.

    • @MWH12085
      @MWH12085 24 дні тому +4

      You're best hope is your too powerful to be simply sacrificed to The Emperor and the Inquisition has use for you...Ordo Malious

    • @nimblemesh
      @nimblemesh 14 днів тому

      ​@@MWH12085who the hell is that

  • @SafetyBriefer
    @SafetyBriefer Місяць тому +15

    Exorcists: But wait! There's more!

  • @2dRgr
    @2dRgr 28 днів тому +1

    You are amazing!!! No BS, just perfect narration. Thank you!

  • @tonilarios
    @tonilarios 21 день тому +4

    I can't imagine how much it would completely suck to endure all of this process to then be shipped to the first battle and be killed by a giant monster in two seconds before being able to shoot a single round.

  • @lightborn9071
    @lightborn9071 24 дні тому +2

    Btw, the melanochrome implant also takes melanin out of the skin if not needed, making all marines bright skinned at low radiation, wich helps with nutrition regulation. If it wouldn't do that then the Raven Guard and the Night Lords wouldn't be constantly pale due to a defect.

  • @jimwell5608
    @jimwell5608 25 днів тому +3

    Do a video on becoming a Sanctioned Psyker in the Imperium.

  • @frandavis1990
    @frandavis1990 16 днів тому +2

    I'd die during the recruitment speeches

  • @jaspertonnon1409
    @jaspertonnon1409 Місяць тому +15

    Great video! Was actually looking for a vid that explains more in detail what all these organs are that go inside a Space Marine. I feel badass slaughtering Xenos scum when playing Space Marine 2, I think in the actual universe I would be already dead, a Servitor or be sweeping the floors somewhere lmao

  • @notreallyhere67
    @notreallyhere67 25 днів тому +5

    When I was 18 I tried getting into the US Marines. I did not make it in (hearing issues), but at least I left with my life and limb lol. No way in hell would I be fit to be a damned Space Marine lol.

  • @charlesgarber5911
    @charlesgarber5911 Місяць тому +10

    Yes, I would survive. A will like iron and the ability to suffer are two things that I've been gifted. I look forward to gaining the black carapace and thus donning the steel and ceramite of the chapters livery.

    • @zaintaylor-malik4946
      @zaintaylor-malik4946 Місяць тому

      shut up you fucking dweeb you’re not gonna be a space marine

    • @LoreTours
      @LoreTours  Місяць тому +4

      Which chapter though? 👀

    • @AchamothTheNethscurial
      @AchamothTheNethscurial Місяць тому +4

      @@LoreTours Lamenters 💀

    • @mikehunt0504
      @mikehunt0504 Місяць тому +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you wouldnt be able to catch a chicken in a room buddy they wouldnt take you in on all that ignorance and ego alone😂😂

    • @andrewfornes5320
      @andrewfornes5320 Місяць тому +1

      Off to Peter Turbo you go.

  • @hanzosiku
    @hanzosiku 16 днів тому

    Fascinating lore. Nicely broken down as well.

  • @thepunisherxxx6804
    @thepunisherxxx6804 Місяць тому +13

    Is limb regeneration a thing? With Primaris maybe? It mentions bone and tissue regeneration, yet I see marines lose eyes and hands replacing them with machine. Calgar becomes primaris and yet his eye doesn't regenerate. It feels appropriate for them to get a full on healing factor eventually. The goal is to have every biological advantage possible.

    • @thefallencog
      @thefallencog Місяць тому +4

      Its thought that a form of "psudo perpetual" was created by the emperor when he created the physical forms of his sons, the primarchs. As Vulkan was the only one of his sons to inherit the emperor being a perpetual. while the rest are very mortal.
      Space marines could theoretically have limb regeneration because of the forge, but the process would take far too long because of the complexity of a space marines body. The Furnace's regenerative capabilities is more for regenerating heavily damaged organs in a pinch. Instead of regrowing limbs. Humanity *used* to have the technology to regenerate limbs before the age of strife. But that technology is long lost to mankind itself.
      It's usually simpler, and faster to replace a marines lost limb with a cybernetic implant. If they were to constantly try to regrow the limb with repeated manual activation of the furnace, it could put a marine out of service for years while it regenerates. Which is simply unacceptable since Chapters are limited in size. And out of commission marines still contribute to their cap.
      Although this is theoretical, as the furnace has never been shown anywhere in lore of being capable of regenerating limbs or even complex structures like the eyes. Its simply used to keep a marines organs from dying, and if the Lung place is pierced or broken, to repair it if its absolutely necessary in the moment. As the furnace is a manual activation type of organ. And it has a cooldown period.
      Funfact. The furnace is actually one part of the original geneseed used to build the Primarchs. But the other half of the design was destroyed, most likely by the emperor himself in the past.

    • @thepunisherxxx6804
      @thepunisherxxx6804 Місяць тому +2

      @@thefallencog I like the idea of it being possible but taking too long, where you have an active need for the Space Marine, so you give them a robotic replacement so they can get back to the fight quick. I think it makes sense to have limb generation though given the level of biotech in 40K now. I know it was most likely around before mankind fell, but I still think it makes sense here, given all the crazy bio engineering that already goes on with Space Marines, cloning, etc. If it can work to regenerate organs why not other parts of the body?
      Narratively having it being possible but taking long gives some flexibility for maiming named characters but letting them get back to normal eventually later on.
      Great Sci-Fi lore. I'm still new to 40K, really enjoying learning more about it. Can't believe how broad and deep all of it is. Its all so interesting and fun and cool lol. It feels like a catch all "all the cool things guys are into" thing as simple as that makes it sound haha.

    • @insertname9736
      @insertname9736 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@thefallencogthey could theoretically give them smaller and smaller cybernetic limbs as the organic limbs grow back. Like the robotic limbs being made of rings or something, and remove on ring as the limb grew back.

    • @clutchboi4038
      @clutchboi4038 Місяць тому +2

      Regen is definitely possible as well as having the adeptus machanicus growing new limbs in vats for transplant. But I think the new bionic limbs are seen as upgrades most of the time and the ironhands literally elect to get their healthy limbs removed to have bionics installed lol. But yes they are faster to implement too.

    • @insertname9736
      @insertname9736 Місяць тому

      @clutchboi4038 The Iron Hands are doing this due to an error in their gene-seed. It's more like body-dysmorphia. Cybernetics will be a downgrade for Astartes most of the time. They are just a quick replacement because they're better than nothing.

  • @ClayHarris-g4r
    @ClayHarris-g4r 13 днів тому +1

    ❤❤❤❤love from Australia.Clay and Evangelical solider ❤❤

  • @MrKataklysm
    @MrKataklysm Місяць тому +135

    It's crazy that the Astartes are the peak of human capabilities, yet they get one shot by a Gauss rifle held by a simple necron warrior.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- Місяць тому +42

      Custodians do exist, and they're not called the immortal 10,000 for no reason

    • @t1czer
      @t1czer Місяць тому +30

      Space Marines are just peak, but cheaper. Cheaper to make than Custodies, sho are true peak of humanity.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- Місяць тому

      @@t1czer Space Marines, the Adeptus Astartes, have various issues that make them almost unfit to even be counted as anything but disposable soldiers. They're all male, unable to reproduce, generally lack human compassion, and were most likely meant to be terminated like the Thunder Warriors. It's a mess of irony that humanity, both in the 41st millennium and from an outsider's perspective, tend to think of them as perfect.

    • @zinski8838
      @zinski8838 Місяць тому

      @@MrKataklysm NECRON SUPREMACY RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🪲🪲🪲🪲💀💀💀💀🟢🟢🟢🟢

    • @taxman3749
      @taxman3749 Місяць тому +21

      Well Primarchs are the top of the top... Under the Emperor himself.

  • @DEATHWISH65
    @DEATHWISH65 Місяць тому +3

    I like to see it as a 2% chance you’ll make it through out of 10 kids in the recruitment 1 survives there is stories of non of them surviving lol it just depends on the person and the strength they carry from the start and the luck you are given and if you’re a named character 🤣

  • @user-zp8kj2cl9g
    @user-zp8kj2cl9g Місяць тому +20

    Then my life would have meaning...

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Місяць тому +2

      I feel you brother. I feel you.

    • @OzoneDepleter
      @OzoneDepleter Місяць тому +2

      "It was said that a man's life was but a spark in the Darkness. By the time they were noticed, they had vanished, replaced by brighter and more numerous sparks. Uriel could not accept that. There were men and women who stood against the Darkness. Bright spots of light that stood against the inconceivable vastness of the universe. That they would ultimately die was irrelevant. It was that they stood at all that mattered." Uriel Ventris of the Ultramarines, Nightbringer Chapter 9

    • @GlitchPredator
      @GlitchPredator Місяць тому +1

      Join the army

  • @bhollow711
    @bhollow711 Місяць тому +6

    Let me turn this into a 3 second video, 99.999% of us would be servitors at best.

  • @rawrYou.
    @rawrYou. Місяць тому

    Subbed, great vid dude 👍

  • @orinm4128
    @orinm4128 19 днів тому +3

    5:55 then how did Erebus get in?

  • @yeahno6053
    @yeahno6053 11 днів тому

    imagine a hame where we get to gothrough aspirant trails to become a space marine .they better make it brutal lol

  • @mattjagger4360
    @mattjagger4360 Місяць тому +1

    It's all I wanted to be.
    Then I thought I could be.
    I got older and I realised- even if I could, I wouldn't want to be.
    Agri world - farming. Perfect 👌

  • @TelestoTheBesto
    @TelestoTheBesto Місяць тому +18

    If I did become a Space Marine, I'd die as a Scout.

    • @MutheiM_Marz
      @MutheiM_Marz Місяць тому +5

      I'd die as a Dreadnought.

    • @TelestoTheBesto
      @TelestoTheBesto Місяць тому +5

      @@MutheiM_Marz bold of us to assume we'd even make it past training

    • @hexfart4562
      @hexfart4562 Місяць тому

      ​@@MutheiM_MarzI doubt that you've even make it to the rank of a line trooper

  • @ownage11445
    @ownage11445 Місяць тому +4

    How sucky would that be? You go through all these trials only to fail because your genetic makeup isn’t up to par for the new organs. You’d think they would check all that before spending so much resources on the initial trials

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory Місяць тому +1

      If you make it that far you can become a chapter serf and serve on any number of support roles from crewing their ships, handling logistics, armourers, or... Sweeping floors...

  • @TheMilkman62
    @TheMilkman62 28 днів тому

    15:15 mutations in the Melanochrome organ's gene-seed can be seen in the unusually pale skin of the Blood Angels and the Raven Guard as well as their Successor Chapters, and the dark black skin and red eyes of the Salamanders.

  • @firstevidentenigma
    @firstevidentenigma 2 дні тому

    I'd give it a shot, but man, I'm tellin' ya, I'd probably wind up lobotomized as a servitor. lol

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 Місяць тому +4

    No I can't.
    Im probably servitor material and im being nice to myself.

  • @-Tecky-
    @-Tecky- 7 днів тому

    I once killed a spider so I can imagine I am prepared for this experience

  • @Broken-Flesh
    @Broken-Flesh Місяць тому +1

    There's not a snowballs chance in hell that I would survive becoming a space marine.

  • @jemarcoballard6911
    @jemarcoballard6911 4 дні тому

    Imagine combining this with spartan augmentations

  • @andrewfornes5320
    @andrewfornes5320 Місяць тому

    I probably wouldn't survive but I guess I would want to be in the Ravengaurd or Space Wolves. My family is from Norway so I would probably end up as a wolf if not a servitor lol.

  • @fenfire3824
    @fenfire3824 16 днів тому +1

    Well at least not Blood Angel. It is probably more easy to win the hunger games than becoming a blood angel.

    • @curiruri
      @curiruri 2 дні тому

      Imma be honest I think hunger games is easier than just a space marine

  • @AntigoneFuriosa
    @AntigoneFuriosa 22 дні тому

    Everyone who watched this video would meet their demise as collateral damage during the extraction mission for the actual candidate

  • @brettstrongquill8437
    @brettstrongquill8437 Місяць тому +1

    I pretty sure if they really wanted to, and perfect the designs and tech, it would have a 90% augment rate compared to its initial practice.

  • @thedawkturr4481
    @thedawkturr4481 Місяць тому +1

    19:44
    I
    CAST
    *FIST!!*

  • @cedricvanhove7716
    @cedricvanhove7716 Місяць тому +1

    the way titus look's : so much to slay

  • @zollen123
    @zollen123 26 днів тому

    The wisest would not have been chosen, only the physically strongest.

  • @Mailiw-z0
    @Mailiw-z0 Місяць тому

    "Oy, where do you come from?"
    "I come from civilized planet."
    "Aye look at this soft boy ahahah."

  • @TheEcletickGamer7
    @TheEcletickGamer7 Місяць тому

    Knowing myself if I not being a Astarte's I probably would be chosen by ecclesia, or Inquisition, or chaos, lol;

  • @YanLuccaCloth
    @YanLuccaCloth 3 дні тому

    Yeah, I'd make it.

  • @namelesscrow9351
    @namelesscrow9351 20 днів тому

    If I was even a candidate, I'd probably trip on the ramp of a thunderhawk and paralyze myself or something dumb like that

  • @Chibisune
    @Chibisune 23 дні тому

    17:38 It's the opposite. 5 years for the neck gland and ten years for the chest gland.

  • @radodo69
    @radodo69 Місяць тому

    This is why I wanted to become the warrior chaos instead, hail slaneesh

  • @DylanBoxler
    @DylanBoxler Місяць тому +1

    If I was younger; I'm sure I could. I think I'd rather be a guardsman though; they're the true heros.

    • @DeviloftheHelll
      @DeviloftheHelll 26 днів тому +1

      just dont forget to swtich your lasgun from traning setting

  • @CuddlyOgre
    @CuddlyOgre 24 дні тому

    Space Marines are basically the organic version of enterprise software that has been in service for 30 years.

  • @cattameme
    @cattameme 15 днів тому

    Making them witness their own heart surgery is diabolical.

  • @ThePhFighter34
    @ThePhFighter34 28 днів тому +1

    Space Marines and Spartans 🙌

    • @LoreTours
      @LoreTours  28 днів тому

      Got you covered there brother ua-cam.com/video/SMsVSzzJwJM/v-deo.html

  • @Reaperkody245
    @Reaperkody245 27 днів тому

    I would do it but in the painless way which is possible and an option.

  • @rickcarroll987
    @rickcarroll987 Місяць тому

    Good sh!t bro!

  • @barbaricbri
    @barbaricbri Місяць тому

    All this for them to become bullet sponges on the tabletop lmao
    All jokes aside the artwork in this franchise is phenomenal

  • @Catonzo
    @Catonzo Місяць тому +2

    To be a Space Marine sounds grueling and terrible, with hardships and toil around every corner... except when you compare it to being a Guardsman. They experience the same horrors with little in the way of being able to defend themselves other than superior numbers.

  • @Kenmyoren
    @Kenmyoren 26 днів тому

    I'll gladly be a space marine I'll join the blood angles

  • @keiroty7187
    @keiroty7187 7 днів тому

    All I can say good luck 🤞boys I just like the pictures

  • @michaelmarrero4160
    @michaelmarrero4160 3 дні тому

    Even if I survived becoming a space Marine, my spatial awareness and common sense is so low, I would die by my own gun, or walking into a literal pike

  • @KyleSilk-v1p
    @KyleSilk-v1p 23 дні тому +1

    Not a chance. Not one person on earth could. Most anyone could hope to be would be an Inquisitor, these would be the SAS and KGB organisations, 99% of army would be Cadian type soldiers. Most of us would be necromunda type thugs or just under hive scum. The unlucky ones would be servitors. . If you read Dante (one of the best books I personally think) the recruitment process is nuts and it’s not even the hardest. Earth just doesn’t have harsh enough environments for us to learn the survival skills needed.

  • @GooberGunkThe3rd-ik2tl
    @GooberGunkThe3rd-ik2tl Місяць тому +1

    Idk probably not but I'd say maybe.

  • @ProPaperClip00
    @ProPaperClip00 Місяць тому +1

    I would love to see space marines compete in bodybuilding 😂

  • @kylefretz7696
    @kylefretz7696 Місяць тому +2

    I'm down. Ready to reincarnate in the 40k universe. For the emperor!

    • @hexfart4562
      @hexfart4562 Місяць тому +2

      You would regret that lol

    • @kylefretz7696
      @kylefretz7696 Місяць тому

      @@hexfart4562 I don't think I would. Besides, not everyone in the world has gone soft. Easy to just say someone would regret something knowing absolutely nothing about them. Children and thinking their worldview is the sum of everything.

    • @elijohnjosebarrios615
      @elijohnjosebarrios615 28 днів тому

      Chill 😂 ​@@kylefretz7696

    • @100procent2
      @100procent2 26 днів тому +1

      ​@@kylefretz7696You would regret. There is like
      0.000 000 000 001% chance or less that you would have quarter comfort life as you have now

    • @100procent2
      @100procent2 26 днів тому +1

      ​Idk if you don't know the lore or what 😂

  • @kes.7774
    @kes.7774 Місяць тому +2

    Adeptus Assfartdeez

  • @syzygyygyzys4708
    @syzygyygyzys4708 Місяць тому +1

    i don't think we the current human even survives on these 1:44 places

  • @Drega001
    @Drega001 День тому

    Ill be back in inc

  • @kommendantheinrich7934
    @kommendantheinrich7934 Місяць тому

    Anyone know what the name of/where i can find the comic where the space marine smashes that farseer's face in at 10:45? I've been looking for it for a while now but havent found anything yet.

    • @LoreTours
      @LoreTours  Місяць тому +4

      It's one of the Dawn of War comics by Titan comics.

  • @DartzIRL
    @DartzIRL 11 днів тому

    Life as a servitor seems peaceful.

    • @zenniz1992
      @zenniz1992 8 днів тому

      I see you like been lobotomized

  • @tcironbear21
    @tcironbear21 23 дні тому

    Have any marines considered just training members from birth using cloning and selective breeding. You know instead using the recruiting equilivent of hunting and gather?
    Also why are they assuming an eagerness to kill is desirable trait in a soldier? A battle might be won by the side that is more blood thirsty, but wars are usually won by those that are better at planning and organizing.

  • @alexanderdaviescastle8134
    @alexanderdaviescastle8134 14 днів тому

    Maybe someone can clear up how likely is a person to survive a single one of these surgeries without anesthesia, cause it doesn't sound likely.

  • @pletonicsolids
    @pletonicsolids 19 днів тому

    I understand that they need to narrow it down to only the absolute best candidates to be a space marine, but why would they do it in a way that kills off so many highly capable soldiers?

  • @MWH12085
    @MWH12085 24 дні тому

    Considering I'm a full grown adult.....no, Im too old. Apparently Thunder Warrior is possible but you basically go insane with rage if your crappy genetic engineering doesn't kill you first

  • @KaboosOnX1
    @KaboosOnX1 Місяць тому

    I’d be cool with just being a guardsman. Fuck it man for the emperor.

    • @100procent2
      @100procent2 26 днів тому

      That gonna be nice few hours of life after being deployed 😂

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas Місяць тому +5

    I wouldn't survive, and I'd probably be deemed unfit even to be a servitor after. Ye boi's gonna become corpse-starch for the Kriegers.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 29 днів тому +1

      You sure you wouldn't be made into calcium enriched rockrete mix? One needs to be a certain level of nutritious to become corpse starch ;-)

  • @DED_MEEM
    @DED_MEEM Місяць тому +2

    Short answer. No.
    Long answer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @reklamador27
    @reklamador27 19 днів тому

    Made by Emperor with his free time.
    Imagine he's upgrading shts for the past 10k years.

  • @gabrielellis2511
    @gabrielellis2511 17 днів тому

    As a boxer who runs ten miles and tortures myself every day just to fight. Id be a sick space Marine

  • @radeadcool
    @radeadcool Місяць тому

    I am sure knowing my luck i would have been placed in the thousands sons only to be turned into dust.

  • @LisSolitudinous
    @LisSolitudinous 14 днів тому

    Wonder how Leandros became a space marine...

  • @k.apowell5688
    @k.apowell5688 29 днів тому

    how wild would it be, if youre one punch man in the warhammer universe.

  • @Benz2533
    @Benz2533 Місяць тому

    I don’t want to be space marine. Rogue Trader is my destiny.

  • @BellFamilyof5
    @BellFamilyof5 Місяць тому

    What comics are shown in the vid?

    • @LoreTours
      @LoreTours  Місяць тому +2

      Mostly from the Marneus Calgar Marvel comics by Kieron Gillen

  • @HenryShoemaker-be4dd
    @HenryShoemaker-be4dd 17 днів тому

    Could I get recruited as a psyker or tech priest instead? Then I can still have kids lol

  • @Wh1teMist
    @Wh1teMist 29 днів тому

    It would suck so much ass to go through all that to die on your first mission...

  • @MutheiM_Marz
    @MutheiM_Marz Місяць тому +1

    All of that, still died to an overgrown fungus or oversize rabid dogs.....

  • @helloidharbl6753
    @helloidharbl6753 21 день тому

    I've removed my big toe nail 4 times with no anesthetic. I'll give the implants a go.