40 of The UNSMARTEST Quotes EVER

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  • There are quotes that will inspire you when you're down and out, and act as a driving force to help you strike back at your problems with a vengeance. Okay, not really. These are some not-so-smart quotes by famous people who would rather speak before they think. Enjoy!
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  • @scratchfg212
    @scratchfg212 5 років тому +168

    “Now watch this drive” kills me every single time

    • @stval
      @stval 5 років тому +7

      Quite literally if you're Iraqi.

  • @nevenmusic3024
    @nevenmusic3024 5 років тому +305

    Bush: ''I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.''
    *''Now watch this drive''*

    • @jpm199
      @jpm199 5 років тому +2

      What a shitpost

    • @rokinco8598
      @rokinco8598 5 років тому +8

      ''I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.'' *procedes to invade iraq which had nothing to do with 911*

    • @diegolarrea6255
      @diegolarrea6255 5 років тому +1

      at 6:31 bush's quote is actually kinda smart because it's referencing the gospel of Matthew 6:3 "But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,"

    • @iabhinandani5242
      @iabhinandani5242 5 років тому

      Bush: stop these terrorist killer.
      Justin Trudeau: Sure thing buddy!

    • @scottyp4834
      @scottyp4834 5 років тому

      Reminds me of that scene in "Fun with Duck and Jane" where Alex Baldwin goes hunting.

  • @EdwardOberon
    @EdwardOberon 5 років тому +721

    "The moon is such a planet, I can't even stand it"

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому +76

      A natural satellite!? I don't like that at all, I don't know what that means.

    • @SmigGames
      @SmigGames 5 років тому +42

      But things live on it so it must be a planet...

    • @notlandyn7677
      @notlandyn7677 5 років тому +23

      what is it, a baseball or something!?! what is it, cheese?!

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 5 років тому +3

      I'll agree if you also concur it can be a star aswell😆

    • @smykulec
      @smykulec 5 років тому +5

      Her neclace explains EVERYTHING

  • @Firebourn94
    @Firebourn94 5 років тому +727

    And just like that even the most attractive people can become hideous just from opening their mouth

    • @operationhotshotinc.6887
      @operationhotshotinc.6887 5 років тому +3

      Firebourn94 are you referring to iron mike.?

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому +16

      @@operationhotshotinc.6887 He was talking about George Bush.

    • @turquoiseporpoise
      @turquoiseporpoise 5 років тому

      @@Arch3an He clearly meant Trump.

    • @jamesalvarado3961
      @jamesalvarado3961 5 років тому +3

      You can be an idiot and still be a good person. Some of the most disgusting humans are actually extremely intelligent.

    • @lamestorybro
      @lamestorybro 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking Katy Perry

  • @justinpelkey6722
    @justinpelkey6722 5 років тому +635

    "I thought Europe was a country". STOP. I can't.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 5 років тому +37

      If you're too dumb to become a janitor or flipping burgers, try being a celebrity.

    • @godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977
      @godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977 5 років тому +3

      Oh well, I kinda understand why some people don't know what it is exactly. I don't care much about geography either. Maybe if I didn't live in europe I would think it is a coutry too.

    • @mikewahnsinn567
      @mikewahnsinn567 5 років тому +8

      bible thumping in murica is doing this to people. sad, but funny.

    • @jbombm8059
      @jbombm8059 5 років тому +22

      You'd be surprised to find out how many people think Africa is a country too.

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 років тому +7

      @@jbombm8059 of course it's a country! It's a momma country, with a bunch of baby countries inside it. The Nile supplies the babies with nutrients, and after 9 months of gestation all the baby countries will be born! 😢 Nature is so beautiful.

  • @anywaythewindblows8912
    @anywaythewindblows8912 5 років тому +271

    Walmart’s have walls just like pizzas have huts. Everyone knows that

    • @shaunpearson7905
      @shaunpearson7905 5 років тому +11

      And Pizza the Hut is my favourite Star Wars character.

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 5 років тому

      Shaun Pearson haha

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 5 років тому

      Walmarts do, in fact, have walls, I'll give you that. However, I feel I must disagree with the second part of your statement: it is the huts which have the pizzas, not pizzas that contain tiny, primitive housing structures. Nor must you visit a hut to get a pizza, as pizzas can also be obtained from grottos, kitchens, cottage inns, fox dens, off of lamp posts, from caves, from villas, from the jungle, from a truck, from a jet, from a wagon, even from a regular old house. You can also obtain them from a papa, a mama, a godfather, a king, a queen, a hobbit, a bimbo, even a Caesar. You can get it from your abuelita, from monsters, from a goomba or a guido. You can even get your pizza from a hat. There's virtually nowhere and no one you can't get pizza from. You can get in Heaven OR Hell, depending on how you roll.

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 5 років тому +1

      moonlily1 you lost me

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 5 років тому

      @@anywaythewindblows8912 That's okay, just having some fun.

  • @brendanevans5133
    @brendanevans5133 5 років тому +318

    Tbh the George bush “fool me once...” quote is the balls

    • @musicjunkie421
      @musicjunkie421 5 років тому +26

      Idk what the fuck that means, but got dammit i agree!

    • @FedeArgentina
      @FedeArgentina 5 років тому +23

      Fool me once, strike one... Fool me twice, strike... Three

    • @DaCoOpBots18
      @DaCoOpBots18 5 років тому +15

      J Cole

    • @scaryglen2332
      @scaryglen2332 5 років тому +24

      Fool me three times fuck the peace sign load the chopper let it rain on you

    • @Lost20048
      @Lost20048 5 років тому +5

      @@scaryglen2332 don't save her

  • @JohnDoe-ob4zi
    @JohnDoe-ob4zi 5 років тому +195

    The argument about the moon being a star actually gave me autism

    • @MrEnterainment
      @MrEnterainment 5 років тому +4

      How can a stupid comment give you a disability?! 😆 You sound very uneducated! 😆😆

    • @legitstuff8488
      @legitstuff8488 5 років тому +22

      @@MrEnterainment I spent a whole minute trying to figure out if your response is ironic or not

    • @___jisoochrist
      @___jisoochrist 5 років тому +2

      I rolled my eyes way up I can see my brain....

    • @ananth.a
      @ananth.a 5 років тому +8

      @@___jisoochrist It was too much for me when she said "did Google say that? No I refuse to accept that answer".

    • @jakistuart
      @jakistuart 5 років тому +2

      brilliant, made me lol and im an old autistic woman, carry on

  • @mikef.8731
    @mikef.8731 5 років тому +64

    "now watch this drive"

  • @n0sfreak
    @n0sfreak 5 років тому +1027

    The world's most cringy video.
    I swear, if you sat through this entire video, your face will definitely resemble the surface of a dried raisin.

    • @jackvandersluys586
      @jackvandersluys586 5 років тому +4

      Accurate

    • @jerryknuckles736
      @jerryknuckles736 5 років тому +35

      How do you dry a raisin? It a dried grape.

    • @Tony-iu7sw
      @Tony-iu7sw 5 років тому +11

      @@jerryknuckles736 was just about to type that 🤣.. giving the benefit of the doubt maybe he meant it in a sarcastic tone to go hand in hand with the video quotes!?

    • @jocktheripper2073
      @jocktheripper2073 5 років тому +1

      Or the planet moon.

    • @myname7937
      @myname7937 5 років тому

      Ez

  • @KoreaYear
    @KoreaYear 5 років тому +34

    The moon is a natural satellite.
    "Oh, I don't like that."
    Facts don't care about your feelings.

    • @disconnected9023
      @disconnected9023 5 років тому +1

      Now this is epic

    • @molochsorcery4357
      @molochsorcery4357 3 роки тому +3

      @@disconnected9023 "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you," said Neil deGrass Tyson.

  • @jackkeenan_
    @jackkeenan_ 5 років тому +20

    *I don’t see Tyson’s quotes as stupid, I think he was truly just being painfully honest lmao*

    • @wandew7057
      @wandew7057 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure they were not talking about him.

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow 5 років тому +276

    "They never stop thinking about new ways to destroy our country, and its people. Neither do we."
    It's NOT funny because it's TRUE.

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 років тому +13

      @cfm marko Maybe it wasn't a mistake. Maybe he said exactly what he meant to say.

    • @John_Fx
      @John_Fx 5 років тому +3

      Do you really believe they sit in a room and say "No let's come up with ways to destroy the country"? This comment should be in the video.

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 років тому +10

      @@John_Fx No , I think they sit in a room and think to themselves, " How can we abuse our power to make tons of money " destroying the country is a side effect of it. I believe they are keenly aware of it.

    • @broadstork
      @broadstork 5 років тому +2

      "Neither do We [stop thinking about new ways to destroy "THEIR" country, and it's people]. That's how I understood it, but I understand why it sounds wrong.

    • @jsplit9716
      @jsplit9716 5 років тому +1

      If a governement doesn't think of ways to destroy their own country how can they establish a defense plan against attackers.You have to have scenarios to test your defense system.

  • @J8den
    @J8den 5 років тому +177

    *Is that because they're not enough souls*
    Wait what?I'm to high for this

    • @amanofculture4892
      @amanofculture4892 5 років тому +4

      she got him tongue-tied with that one.

    • @shredderly
      @shredderly 5 років тому +14

      @The Confesser Trump is an idiot and so is she.

    • @J8den
      @J8den 5 років тому

      @@ethanp9068 you just typed like shit lmao I didn't understand what you said

  • @bleedinggumsroberts3579
    @bleedinggumsroberts3579 5 років тому +5

    Thats amazing what K Perry asked "is it because there's not enough souls"? Probably the best idea shes ever had.

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 років тому +628

    I think the how old a teenager question is fine.
    18 is fine. 13 is not.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 років тому +117

      18 is fine. If you're a rich old man why wouldn't you go for an 18 year old? She will take your money when you die but hey. You tap dat ass.

    • @raphaelthegangstalked3447
      @raphaelthegangstalked3447 5 років тому +32

      EG:UK was just thinking the same thing, ide bang the fuck outa a hot 18yr old or nineteen , and im 26. Fuckin sound response ta yer mams question.

    • @samueljackson315
      @samueljackson315 5 років тому +12

      I think once you get to a certain age it isnt especially if you're R Kelly and have child porn and sexual harassment scandals surrounding you.

    • @brainmind4070
      @brainmind4070 5 років тому +19

      Time Remap If your daughter is 18, she is legally an adult and responsible for her own such decisions. You can try to persuade her not to date R. Kelly or even threaten to disinherit her, but at the end of the day, it's not up to you to "let" or not let her do any such thing.

    • @lslpz96
      @lslpz96 5 років тому +12

      18 is a legal adult not a teenager

  • @JonAddisonFilms
    @JonAddisonFilms 5 років тому +22

    And number 41: "40 of The UNSMARTEST Quotes EVER"

  • @theoldblood3804
    @theoldblood3804 5 років тому +90

    I can't believe all these people have better jobs than me and I make minimum wage...

    • @CasualWatcher279
      @CasualWatcher279 5 років тому +8

      As a unicorn, you should ask for like, at least 50cents more

    • @theoldblood3804
      @theoldblood3804 5 років тому

      @Christopher McDonald I thought I was. I guess just not enough...

    • @zeoz911
      @zeoz911 4 роки тому +1

      That's life for you.

    • @theoldblood3804
      @theoldblood3804 4 роки тому +1

      @Yafet Shibeshi I really dont care about income as much as I do the quality of the job. Of course wages matter. But ill take a good job for 4 dollars less than a shitty one any day of the week. I'll find a way.

  • @amberlylove2847
    @amberlylove2847 5 років тому +26

    Melania really wanted to be with us! I’m dying!!!

    • @HopelessSinner
      @HopelessSinner 4 роки тому +1

      Amberly love His comments were taken out of context for this video. He was actually recalling a recent trip she had not been able to accompany him on. What he said was entirely correct, even with her standing next to him.

  • @JohnDoe-if2tj
    @JohnDoe-if2tj 5 років тому +15

    “We don’t know what the sun is” 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @senorriikola6021
    @senorriikola6021 5 років тому +73

    There is an old saying in Tennessee i know its in texas,but i think its in Tennessee...fool me once....shame on..you.......you fool me can't get fooled again.xD

    • @jessel.6034
      @jessel.6034 5 років тому +9

      señor Riikola J Cole put this in one of his song

    • @senorriikola6021
      @senorriikola6021 5 років тому

      @@jessel.6034hahaha i remember xDxD

    • @namegoeshere8458
      @namegoeshere8458 5 років тому

      Fool me one time shame on you.

    • @coloelcookie
      @coloelcookie 5 років тому +3

      Fool me 3 times, fuck the peace sign

    • @Spinosaurus44
      @Spinosaurus44 5 років тому

      WONT GET FOOLED AGAIN by THE WHO starts playing

  • @junka22
    @junka22 5 років тому +55

    It's not a moon, it's a space station

  • @bluegoka
    @bluegoka 5 років тому +18

    Yes. There’s not enough souls.

  • @GoldenbanjoDJ
    @GoldenbanjoDJ 5 років тому +53

    Whatever you do, definitely always completely listen to the political opinions of celebrities. Not only are they completely relatable to the common man and woman and struggle day-by-day with money, schooling for their kids, healthcare and all the rest of it, but they are also WAY cleverer than us.... I didn't realise Math and Science had any link at all, and here Katy Perry is out there asking the big questions about their relevance to one another. Cutting edge!

    • @akingtoddd
      @akingtoddd 5 років тому

      What struggles has trump ever had.

    • @GoldenbanjoDJ
      @GoldenbanjoDJ 5 років тому +5

      @@akingtoddd He's a celebrity because he built a massive empire and pioneered a great TV show, which is intelligent, and so we should pay more attention to someone like that than someone whose skill is writing and singing songs or remembering what words to say and when in front of cameras whilst pretending to be fictional characters

    • @akingtoddd
      @akingtoddd 5 років тому

      @@GoldenbanjoDJ a t.v. show that featured nothing but celebrities after the first season. And a celebrity convinced him to pardon a drug trafficker. But says drug dealers should get the death penalty. But my question was what struggles has he ever had. But not answering questions seems like all you trumptards do just like trump himself.

    • @akingtoddd
      @akingtoddd 5 років тому +1

      @The Confesser I'm talking real life struggles not some made up bullshit. When has he ever had to decide between car insurance and food? Or rent and food. Or if turns the heat on can he afford to eat.

    • @akingtoddd
      @akingtoddd 5 років тому +2

      @@GoldenbanjoDJ he inherited his money he didn't earn it or make it. And how is bankrupting 3 casinos successful. He sells real estate like a 40 year old divorcee.

  • @udunwanaknow
    @udunwanaknow 5 років тому +27

    "I've got taste. It's inbred in me." - The Hoff

    • @jakeandbake381
      @jakeandbake381 5 років тому +1

      Oh thank you, I missed that in the video

  • @jamesbargar4469
    @jamesbargar4469 5 років тому +105

    Melania really wanted to be with us.

    • @rflooker
      @rflooker 5 років тому +15

      She was at that speech but not in the area they went too. That was not quite what you think it was.

    • @jimpoop
      @jimpoop 5 років тому +7

      Also with the born in the ninth month comment. It's obvious he ment abortion.. come on.. misspeaking isn't the same as stupid. Like Kelly pickler..

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn 5 років тому

      @@jimpoop That wasn't the idiot bit. It was the part where he said "HIS OR HER womb."

    • @infectedvoice7293
      @infectedvoice7293 5 років тому +5

      @@Maerahn He didn't say that, he said "his or her mother's womb" which is correct.

    • @HopelessSinner
      @HopelessSinner 4 роки тому +1

      Maerahn Watch it again. He DID NOT say that.

  • @wilsargisson3626
    @wilsargisson3626 5 років тому +5

    "Is that because there's not enough souls?"
    Neil Degrasse Tyson was speechless, and how could anyone be anything other than speechless at that moment? Such an absurd derailing of the conversation, one that belies a vast ignorance of scientific reality. Tyson caught a clear glimpse of just what he was up against in that moment.

  • @pupchu81
    @pupchu81 5 років тому +4

    "Do you like teenage girls?" "When you say teenage: How old are you talkin'?" WTF?!?

  • @malikmister
    @malikmister 5 років тому +50

    R Kelly's response to the question wasn't really out there. 18 and 19 are still teenage years, but there is nothing wrong with finding them attractive.
    He is still dumb for not understanding what the interviewer meant in context, though.

    • @BMAC1881
      @BMAC1881 5 років тому +4

      After all the shit R Kelly was accused of, some of the accusations we're very credible. His answer should have been "I don't date women under 25"

    • @malikmister
      @malikmister 5 років тому +1

      @@BMAC1881 I was never a fan of him, so I don't know about all of the allegations. I only know about the 14 (I think that was the age) year old girl he pissed on...mostly because of The Boondocks.

    • @BMAC1881
      @BMAC1881 5 років тому +4

      @@malikmister there were several young girls. He married Aaliyah illegally when she was 14. And of course the pissing video. Those two alone had him in a corner during this interview

  • @niko6248
    @niko6248 5 років тому +7

    Bush: “I call upon all the nations of the world...”
    *two seconds later*
    Bush: “Now watch this drive”

  • @jilliandoyle7307
    @jilliandoyle7307 5 років тому

    I love this video because it helps me fall asleep when I’m having trouble.

  • @PowerGlove79
    @PowerGlove79 5 років тому +10

    Oh man, the infamous "potatoe" incident. Man, was he raked over the coals for that one

  • @triggethridge9326
    @triggethridge9326 5 років тому +140

    ok, the Hillary Clinton one was definitely a joke and a reasonably funny one at that

    • @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537
      @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537 5 років тому +22

      Yeah, that was a joke. Trump not knowing his wife was right next to him though....

    • @marcleblanc3225
      @marcleblanc3225 5 років тому +18

      @@smokingisbadmtherfcker2537 I'm sure he knew his wife was right next to him. You view that through your own filter and assume he's dumb enough to not realize that. I'm not a Trump supporter by any stretch and he badly misstated what he wanted to say, but the intent is clear.

    • @John_Fx
      @John_Fx 5 років тому +5

      And Quayle breaking the statue and knocking the plaque off the podium didn't seem to fit. Bloopers, yes, but not stupid sayings.

    • @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537
      @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537 5 років тому

      @@marcleblanc3225 that's how I felt too. But, outta context, it looked like he didn't know his wife was right there. I was shocked. Lol
      Especially when you think of all the accusations about how he thinks about/ treats women. Just surprised me. Haha

    • @thesoundoffear
      @thesoundoffear 5 років тому

      It felt more like a joke weaved out from a misspoken word. Funny either way!

  • @ThelemicMagick
    @ThelemicMagick 5 років тому +163

    "I *am* the new Jim Morrison. I *am* the new Kurt Cobain."
    Let's hope so, Kanye...

    • @evaaloezos6522
      @evaaloezos6522 5 років тому +26

      What he actually is, is someone with zero talent who rose to fame, because this society perpetuates black “talent” in the music industry.

    • @frummel403
      @frummel403 5 років тому +1

      Ouch.. haha BURN

    • @christopherg.8591
      @christopherg.8591 5 років тому +14

      @@evaaloezos6522 "zero talent" and Kanye don't ever go together

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 5 років тому +5

      @@christopherg.8591 They go together in every way I can conceive.

    • @christopherg.8591
      @christopherg.8591 5 років тому +15

      @@Larcona_ If you haven't listened to Kanye's discography you have nothing to back up that claim. If you have and still say so, It's fine If you don't like the music, I am not a fan of the Beatles to be truthful, but I recognize the talent in what they do. It would be wise If you did the same.

  • @halwick9915
    @halwick9915 5 років тому

    I can't help but feel an endearing honesty from these people.

  • @jcmacd1285
    @jcmacd1285 5 років тому +21

    6:07 anyone else think of that J.Cole song?

  • @AfroGaz71
    @AfroGaz71 5 років тому +3

    The first George W Bush one always gets me. Especially when can almost see the cogs whirring in he head as he slowly comes to the realization that he can't remember how the saying goes.

  • @otthau
    @otthau 5 років тому +5

    «Do the research». Yeah, put your ass in a boat, and sail of the edge.

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 років тому +2

      Dude that's impossible. There's a magic barrier around the earth's disc that produces the illusion of a spherical Earth. I know this for a fact because I saw it in a dream, and dreams are fact because it actually happened and things that happen can't not be real. Plus, if the Earth was a globe, we would know because God would always be shaking it to make the snow swirl around and everyone would be dizzy all the time. Do you even know how to pretend to think science works?

    • @otthau
      @otthau 5 років тому +1

      evanislost cant argue with that😂

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 5 років тому +2

    So as a college student my motto in life is this:
    "You dont need to know what youre doing, you just need to act like you know"

  • @philyosopher9
    @philyosopher9 5 років тому +55

    The moon is a natural satellite

    • @godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977
      @godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977 5 років тому +5

      Most shocking part was they didn't know what the sun was exactly...

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому +8

      A natural satellite!? I don't like that at all. I don't know what that means.

    • @godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977
      @godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977 5 років тому

      @@Arch3an
      Oh, well not that hard to understand. You know what a satellite is right? We mostly use it for those machines we send to space to fly around our earth. Once it's flying around our earth, it'll stay there and it flies around in the same course over and over again. Now, the moon does the same thing. It flies around the earth. Meteorites or any other stuff could be satellites too. Some things are natural satellites, like the moon because it was there naturally, other things are not, like our machines.

    • @danteswar1
      @danteswar1 5 років тому

      philippa larkin the moon is a moon

    • @-Burb
      @-Burb 5 років тому +4

      danteswar1
      And a natural satellite

  • @stamatisvragas7720
    @stamatisvragas7720 5 років тому +3

    A good amount of them were jokes, and that arnold one 😂😂

  • @maxwellmorton5693
    @maxwellmorton5693 5 років тому +12

    That moon talk made me give up hop

    • @jpcrafton69
      @jpcrafton69 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, I don't hop anymore, either. I skip, jump, run, and even bounce a bit, but I never hop.

  • @ethanmessinger4798
    @ethanmessinger4798 5 років тому

    Thank you for being unbiased.

  • @hadz001
    @hadz001 5 років тому +2

    That feeling you get when you're watching these legendary quotes is basically how the world feels about America in life

  • @ohshialabooof8958
    @ohshialabooof8958 5 років тому +5

    That part with the politician in a classroom teaching a kid to spell wrong made my day as soon as I saw that little black kid laughing through a big, exaggerated, slow clap because he got such a kick out of how dumb that grown adult was he couldn't help it....
    "No, little buddy, that's wrong but almost. Why don't you try it again you little dummy. I know it sounds like potato, but it's actually spelled po-ta-toe... because of just like your feets."

  • @operationhotshotinc.6887
    @operationhotshotinc.6887 5 років тому +5

    We need more
    Comedians in today’s world...

  • @ramseskush6007
    @ramseskush6007 5 років тому +1

    This is gold

  • @ledernierutopiste
    @ledernierutopiste 5 років тому

    "The moon is a planet, stuff live on it so it must be a planet" this one killed me !

  • @heroofkvatch5878
    @heroofkvatch5878 5 років тому +4

    I just love Bush's quotes! Hahahahaha

  • @MotleyTVOfficial
    @MotleyTVOfficial  5 років тому +5

    This is an updated version of a previous video with some more quotes. Sorry if you've seen it already, but
    the French to English subtitles were not translated correctly in the previous video. Thanks for watching.
    New upload coming up in a couple of days!! ✌️✌️✌️

    • @bhbh820
      @bhbh820 5 років тому

      MotleyTV 2:11 She is not stupid for that
      Only americans know about fucking walmart

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 5 років тому

      Shouldn't mix intentional sarcasm with stupidity and/or ignorance.

  • @RankSarpac
    @RankSarpac 2 роки тому

    "The moon is not a star, it is a planet" is the only verbal example I've ever witnessed of compounding losses.

  • @keithmoran7623
    @keithmoran7623 5 років тому

    "The moon is never in there dude. It's not a planet." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't believe he thought the moon was a planet.

  • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463
    @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463 5 років тому +4

    10:30,time to leave satellite Earth.

  • @hoehoehoe1996
    @hoehoehoe1996 5 років тому +9

    P diddy was inspiring

    • @kerryn6714
      @kerryn6714 5 років тому +1

      Sangma Chuang
      Not in English.

    • @whocares110
      @whocares110 5 років тому +3

      Fuck yeah I'm a unicorn bruh. Who isn't?

  • @eduardomeza7279
    @eduardomeza7279 2 роки тому

    "What I've been taught is the earth is round...they're particularly putting you in a direction of what to believe and what not to believe. There is NO concrete information except for the information they're giving. And the truth is right there, you just gotta go searching for it."

  • @auspiciousautonomous2403
    @auspiciousautonomous2403 5 років тому

    This should have more hits... I shared on social media!

  • @Jake-zk6qo
    @Jake-zk6qo 5 років тому +8

    I T S A P L A N E T

  • @starbeam6651
    @starbeam6651 5 років тому +10

    I was actually okay up until George Bush. (NOT saying they aren’t cringe worthy- but Bush tipped me over the edge 😂) One way ticket to Cringetown

  • @ZombieWerePrechaunPire
    @ZombieWerePrechaunPire 5 років тому

    Those George W ones brings me back to old Letterman episodes 10+ years ago.

  • @outrageouslyhandsomedashin7046
    @outrageouslyhandsomedashin7046 5 років тому

    These quotes are ART

  • @CigsInABlanket
    @CigsInABlanket 5 років тому +3

    Unsmartest?..
    Sure hope the irony is intentional.

  • @brittanyhudley4683
    @brittanyhudley4683 5 років тому +7

    I agree with Mike Tyson tho 😂

  • @pummisher1186
    @pummisher1186 5 років тому +1

    This just proves that those people don't need to be smart to have power and authority.

  • @turdferguson7112
    @turdferguson7112 5 років тому +1

    I absolutely love listening to Kanye Kardashian talk. About anything. I keep waiting for him to tell us who ties his shoelaces in the morning

  • @MultiMillyon
    @MultiMillyon 5 років тому +152

    I think Obama was joking

    • @gtcrain3687
      @gtcrain3687 5 років тому +38

      He probably meant to say 47 but said 57. Either way it’s still funny.

    • @NoOne-ky1er
      @NoOne-ky1er 5 років тому +36

      Obama says wrong.
      Liberals - He was joking. Lol

    • @shaunbarbee2087
      @shaunbarbee2087 5 років тому +9

      @@SK-nj9db I agree with you. I'm not particularly a Hillary fan but she was obviously making a joke in this video

    • @NoOne-ky1er
      @NoOne-ky1er 5 років тому +5

      Hillary's jokes are aweful most of the times.
      Remember Pokemon-go-to-the-poll.

    • @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537
      @smokingisbadmtherfcker2537 5 років тому +4

      No, he meant forty and said fifty.

  • @varun5231
    @varun5231 5 років тому +26

    "I thought Europe was a country"
    Americans.

    • @jpcrafton69
      @jpcrafton69 5 років тому

      Right. Like they'd be in this video if they weren't saying something abnormally stupid. If this was normal of Americans, it wouldn't be noteworthy enough to put in the video.

    • @deepfocus91
      @deepfocus91 5 років тому +1

      American* dumbass

  • @no-oneX
    @no-oneX 5 років тому

    Oh my God, the Bush ones crack me up XD!

  • @IknowIamkindagreat
    @IknowIamkindagreat 5 років тому

    "the moon is SUCH a planet, I cannot stand it!" Best thing anyone has ever said.

  • @emanuel6717
    @emanuel6717 5 років тому +3

    The last one made me cringe so hard

  • @Jsd15992012
    @Jsd15992012 5 років тому +4

    Barrack made it to 57 states?....that dem dare is alot of states.

    • @nope-qi8zx
      @nope-qi8zx 2 роки тому

      It's them damn Dakota's, I tell ya! They just keep multiplying!

  • @chriatopher0224
    @chriatopher0224 5 років тому

    That model in the last clip is FED UP

  • @Tony-iu7sw
    @Tony-iu7sw 5 років тому

    just gave a like for that last debate about the moon 🤣

  • @thegamingsaint3273
    @thegamingsaint3273 5 років тому +4

    Ngl thought Budapest was in Serbia 😐 but just worked out I was thinking about Belgrade

  • @SIRA063
    @SIRA063 5 років тому +25

    katy perry is alex cortez's head of department of education

    • @blackguy9978
      @blackguy9978 5 років тому

      SIRA063 haha

    • @blackguy9978
      @blackguy9978 5 років тому +1

      SIRA063 who’s Alex Cortez

    • @SIRA063
      @SIRA063 5 років тому

      @@blackguy9978 alexandria ocasio cortez

    • @TheStompboxer
      @TheStompboxer 5 років тому +3

      Representatives each have their own department of education, now?

    • @SIRA063
      @SIRA063 5 років тому +2

      @@TheStompboxer one for each cabinet of chambers.

  • @kisbiflos
    @kisbiflos 5 років тому

    Last one: "No I don't like that at all, I don't even know what it means" daaaaaaamn that perfectly sums up the flat earthers.

  • @cherylametewee8716
    @cherylametewee8716 5 років тому

    8:49 mike tyson took me completely off guard. i about fell out my chair laughing.

  • @SunlessPeriwinkle
    @SunlessPeriwinkle 5 років тому +3

    *tbh Kanye west have spoken literally the most weak things that now I am numb to it*

  • @altinbey5831
    @altinbey5831 5 років тому +5

    This made me lose brain cells I had to stop watching

  • @247tubefan
    @247tubefan 5 років тому

    It takes great oysters to make such pearls of wisdom.

  • @ThanksIhateyoutoo
    @ThanksIhateyoutoo 5 років тому

    OH MY GOD THE BIT AT THE END!!!!! How did you people navigate this far through life!?!?!?

  • @ethandonoghue2334
    @ethandonoghue2334 5 років тому +6

    4.14 I don’t get how that one was not intelligent he’s stating his opinion what he’s saying is actually right you only put him in because he is trump which is ridiculous Anyone who doesn’t think that killing a nine month pregnancy is immoral and completely crazy

    • @jamiegagnon6390
      @jamiegagnon6390 5 років тому +6

      Clearly you missed the part about him or her. Or do you believe that men can have pregnancies and abortions as the dummy in chief does?

    • @blackguy9978
      @blackguy9978 5 років тому +3

      Jamie Gagnon nah mate he shouldn’t have said it because it is stupid to say but he was being fair to the baby’s gender “from HIS or HER Mothers womb”

    • @DJPotato067
      @DJPotato067 5 років тому +11

      When he mentioned "His or her" he was talking about the baby you fucking numbnut. Anyway they put it in their because although he was supposed to say it's wrong for a baby to be "torn" out of it's mothers womb, instead he said that it's wrong for a baby to be "born" from it's mothers womb. He just mixed up his words

  • @ehren.newton8563
    @ehren.newton8563 5 років тому +8

    Kanye west said he's jim morrison aw fml

    • @ehren.newton8563
      @ehren.newton8563 5 років тому +1

      @Butters Boobman no comment

    • @nolan2655
      @nolan2655 5 років тому

      Butters Boobman Lol

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 років тому

      @Butters Boobman you didn't even say why you think you are right, so there's nothing to argue against.

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 років тому +1

      @Butters Boobman Jim Morrison is considered one of the greatest rock stars of all time and is in the rock and roll hall of fame. I understand that you really like Kanye, which is fine; to each their own. You aren't making any real points for why he should be considered objectively "better". It's not really worth arguing about either, because it comes down to personal taste in music. If you think he's more creative than other artists you know, maybe listen to people you've never heard before.

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 років тому +2

      @Butters Boobman i think that all art forms are shaped by the people who engage with and contribute to them. There are a lot of noteworthy hip hop artists, and I think the great thing about art is how the artists both influence the culture and in turn are influenced by it. Sort of like the science of the human condition, if you will. If Kanye has been a large factor in the kind of hip hop that you enjoy, that's great. For me, there are other artists who I enjoy. There are things about Kanye's music that don't particularly appeal to me, but I understand that a lot of people value his work and have no issue with that.

  • @thesoundoffear
    @thesoundoffear 5 років тому

    "They told us the Earth is round, but what if it's flat?" Some people think so much out of the box that they forget their way in!

  • @riskvideos
    @riskvideos 5 років тому +1

    Great video. I lost so many braincells.

  • @TomRNZ
    @TomRNZ 5 років тому +8

    The Moon is a moon, hence the name "the Moon".

    • @nicholasr79
      @nicholasr79 5 років тому +3

      Technically, it's a satellite.

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 5 років тому +2

      @@nicholasr79 What's another name for a natural satellite that orbits a planet? You guess it. A moon!

    • @nicholasr79
      @nicholasr79 5 років тому +3

      @@TomRNZ again, since you are probably a philistine; the term "moon" is ambiguous. Satellite, or natural satellite, is the proper definition. The same goes for people who believe the earth is a ball. Technically, it's an oblique spheroid, which is more pear-shaped. But you run along now, Child, and play with your words, "moon and ball."

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 5 років тому +1

      @@nicholasr79 Wow, that escalated quickly. Not sure what all the personal attacks and name calling was for, but all good.
      Take care, buddy.
      Peace.

    • @AJ-do2te
      @AJ-do2te 5 років тому +4

      @@nicholasr79 You call a guy a philistine, then proceed to call the term moon ambiguous even though it has only one definition which is a body that orbits a planet.
      Then to top it off you say the earth is an "oblique" spheroid and pear shaped, the earth is an oblate spheroid it bulges at the equator.
      If you're going to be a prick at least be correct.

  • @user-sn6jv5dv9s
    @user-sn6jv5dv9s 5 років тому +3

    #planetmoon

  • @jessickalush3305
    @jessickalush3305 2 роки тому

    The clapping after the " correction" of potato.lol

  • @Smartmouthgamer23rd
    @Smartmouthgamer23rd 4 роки тому +1

    My coworker said that vegetables aren't plants.

  • @timothyswindell4833
    @timothyswindell4833 5 років тому +5

    The last video hurt my brain. Seek out further education and until that time do not procreate. 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @triggethridge9326
      @triggethridge9326 5 років тому +1

      what difference would knowing the categorization of celestial bodies make with procreation?

    • @timothyswindell4833
      @timothyswindell4833 5 років тому

      Trigg Ethridge These are things you learn at a young age and are fairly easy to remember. Barring some memory loss you should know the difference between a Star, a planet, and a moon. It’s just an inference, but if you are unaware of something this basic, it leads me to believes you may be highly uneducated. Up until the age 4 or 5, it is your responsibility to educate your child(unless of course you are homeschooling them). If my 5 year old nephew can know all the planets, what a moon and a star are, then so can they(he actually knows a lot about space but that’s not the point). We have a lot of uneducated youth nowadays and I believe your kids shouldn’t have to learn everything at school. There are some things that you should be able to teach your kids. It was a joke honestly but the point is, they’re too old to not know this

    • @triggethridge9326
      @triggethridge9326 5 років тому +1

      @@timothyswindell4833 sure you should teach your kids but i don't see how knowing all the planets is a very useful skill

    • @timothyswindell4833
      @timothyswindell4833 5 років тому

      Trigg Ethridge I mean you never now how that knowledge might be useful until it’s needed. At one point in time sailors needed to know about constellations in order to navigate. All in all, I am just baffled that any adult would be that clueless concerning these things. It has no real baring on overall intelligence; it’s something I think everyone should know. Nice chatting with you

    • @triggethridge9326
      @triggethridge9326 5 років тому

      @@timothyswindell4833 i think that's why they forgot that information, because it had probably been a decade since they had to even think about it. our brains automatically get rid of info we don't use, i don't really see the point in blaming people for something our brains automatically do

  • @ThePrimebrook
    @ThePrimebrook 5 років тому +4

    I feel like the first one (Diddy) shouldn't really be there. He wasn't literally saying he was a unicorn, he was making a point about the power of self-belief and self-confidence.... kinda obvious really :/

    • @no_peaches_8085
      @no_peaches_8085 5 років тому +11

      still cringy tho

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 5 років тому +15

      iI kinda thought that was what he was going for but nonetheless, it sounded really stupid.

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому

      Yeah, but taken out of context it's hilarious as fuck.

    • @jamiegagnon6390
      @jamiegagnon6390 5 років тому +4

      I'll bet if you had asked him, he could not have told you what a unicorn was. At one point he says "we are a unicorn" which makes absolutely no sense even if you believe he was trying to build the audience up.

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому +2

      @@jamiegagnon6390 Could've been worse, though. Like saying he belongs in the bible. XD

  • @finbob5
    @finbob5 5 років тому

    Number one.
    "UNSMARTEST"
    - MotleyTV

  • @adarshjose3891
    @adarshjose3891 3 роки тому

    I'm so sad that I haven't found this channel earlier.

  • @thatsamore8869
    @thatsamore8869 5 років тому +5

    ...and the most "UNSMARTEST" one in the bunch...wait for it...THE DONALD !!!

    • @ARMEDPATRIOT757
      @ARMEDPATRIOT757 5 років тому +6

      be careful...your stupidity is showing.

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 5 років тому

      Hahaha, talk about ironic! A trump supporter calling others stupid! Now that is funny.

    • @ARMEDPATRIOT757
      @ARMEDPATRIOT757 5 років тому +6

      @@Heathcoatman there's nothing ironic about it. liberalism is a mental disorder. But thanks for playing.

    • @ARMEDPATRIOT757
      @ARMEDPATRIOT757 5 років тому +3

      Better luck in the special olympics.

    • @ARMEDPATRIOT757
      @ARMEDPATRIOT757 5 років тому +5

      @@Heathcoatman and America is doing better everyday that hitlery isn't in office.

  • @naywahn
    @naywahn 5 років тому +6

    Wow, that's a *lot* of black college grads! Stereotypes be damned...

    • @gabumonboys
      @gabumonboys 5 років тому +4

      Maybe it's one of those schools that only accepts black people. Like segregating themselves because other colleges accept all races.

    • @naywahn
      @naywahn 5 років тому +4

      @@gabumonboys
      There was a time when blacks were denied a college education, so they created the HBCUs. I guess the leftovers still exist. It's funny cuz mainstream colleges give/take racial test points for quotas.

  • @dgemini2
    @dgemini2 5 років тому

    Those last two made my head want to explode.

  • @isaag1813
    @isaag1813 5 років тому +1

    Judging from P.Diddys face, I think he really thinks he is in fact a unicorn.

    • @nope-qi8zx
      @nope-qi8zx 2 роки тому

      Judging from his face, he's been sniffing one too many "unicorn farts".

  • @sambkingmusic
    @sambkingmusic 5 років тому +3

    What's stupid about the Kanye one? Or the Clinton one? Or the Obama one?

    • @TheFearCreepypasta
      @TheFearCreepypasta 5 років тому +7

      1. His ego (Just got a big head) 2. She's racist (Indians work in gas stations stereotype) 3. He's stupid (There are only 50 states)

    • @sambkingmusic
      @sambkingmusic 5 років тому

      @@TheFearCreepypasta He's got a big ego, but I wouldnt say he said anything necessarily stupid. The Gandhi joke didnt seem very racist, and I think Obama was very obviously joking by saying he'd been to 57 states, to demonstrate how exhausted he was

    • @TheFearCreepypasta
      @TheFearCreepypasta 5 років тому +3

      @@sambkingmusic Kanye's God complex is stupid. He's not a God or a genius. He's a decent producer. She's a politician, she shouldn't be being racist at all. And I have no context for the Obama one. I've met a lot of people who don't know how many states there are. I'll take your word it's a joke because I can't be bothered checking.

    • @sambkingmusic
      @sambkingmusic 5 років тому

      @@TheFearCreepypasta Kanye didn't necessarily say anything *wrong* though. His ego is obviously bloated, but there was nothing inherently stupid about what he said.
      I don't think there's anything racist about what she said, I think she was purposefully making fun of the common stereotype and how dumb it is.
      Obama was very obviously joking. And I doubt there's ever been a president who wasn't aware of how many states there are.

    • @TheFearCreepypasta
      @TheFearCreepypasta 5 років тому

      @@sambkingmusic Hilary made a racist joke. She wasn't smashing a stereotype or she just wouldn't have said it. It's indefensible for a politician to say. I looked it up, Obama said himself that it was just a slip up, not a joke.

  • @bilalsiddiqui2177
    @bilalsiddiqui2177 5 років тому +4

    Americans 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @kisanoruben8086
    @kisanoruben8086 5 років тому

    Ohhhh lmao so that's where the "fool me once shame on you" came from in J Coles song. I always thought it was a preacher saying it.

  • @chronologious9657
    @chronologious9657 5 років тому

    P Diddy's quote got me instantly. I can't breathe.