NEVER Ask a Comedian a Dumb Question

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  • @Kushranata
    @Kushranata 5 років тому +34128

    The main thing I got out of this is:
    1) Bill Burr is the realest
    2) Jerry Seinfeld is insecure af

    • @Rschr101
      @Rschr101 5 років тому +795

      Burr used to be great, but his dumb wife ruined him. Been living in LA too long.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 5 років тому +115

      Rschr101 true

    • @derivedcunt1814
      @derivedcunt1814 5 років тому +474

      right on, on that thought, bill burr kills with or without his wife. even with or without being a father.. but with that thought shes super annoying on the podcast. just kills it n gets all moody quick. but then again shes not a comedian, n he wants her there... either way god bless bill burr

    • @mandaJt
      @mandaJt 5 років тому +434

      Why is Jerry insecure? He answered people's stupid questions, just as frankly as Bill did. All of the questions asked if Jerry were as stupid as the questions asked of the other people.

    • @ottogofast3882
      @ottogofast3882 5 років тому +748

      manda jt If you felt secure about your success then you wouldn’t feel offended when someone doesn’t recognize or is just simply unaware but instead he took it personal and made a big statement about it. He asked a simple question, there’s no need to get offended or be an asshole about it. If you know you’re a hot shot then there’s no need to prove yourself unless you feel like your reputation is on the line. Obviously this guy has something to prove even though he doesn’t have to, just let your success speak for you.

  • @ProfChaos1985
    @ProfChaos1985 5 років тому +51410

    You know Kevin Hart's legs were just dangling around under the sports desk

    • @sg552
      @sg552 5 років тому +362

      Jeremy too bad he won't be able to move them anymore...

    • @ProfChaos1985
      @ProfChaos1985 5 років тому +72

      @@sg552 Tracy Morgan's accident was far worse

    • @air6665
      @air6665 5 років тому +119

      @@sg552 holy fucking shit

    • @drharshilrohit9148
      @drharshilrohit9148 5 років тому +38

      S G damn man

    • @soonerrush7116
      @soonerrush7116 5 років тому +112

      @culė72 cat Nope nope let's not bring religion into this

  • @daniellion5291
    @daniellion5291 4 роки тому +44649

    Don't ask Bill Burr a stupid question.
    Don't talk to Jerry Seinfeld.

    • @travis9937
      @travis9937 4 роки тому +2578

      yeah seinfeld is not #1 on my list for people id like to meet. I did like the clapback to the guy in the street though about not doing anything being an ideal life.

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 роки тому +509

      @@travis9937 yeah i liked that too. Didn't expect to hear something deep on the street lol

    • @kaliyuga1476
      @kaliyuga1476 4 роки тому +196

      Because he a jew?

    • @maya-tm6jc
      @maya-tm6jc 4 роки тому +1143

      @@kaliyuga1476 Cause he is an ass

    • @NeoJhon69
      @NeoJhon69 4 роки тому +535

      @@kaliyuga1476 No.

  • @iGuysCOMEDY
    @iGuysCOMEDY 2 роки тому +1141

    "there's a real stream of consciousness to this"
    Norm: "yeah it's called conversation"

    • @Oleg_K.
      @Oleg_K. 10 місяців тому +17

      That was a real meeting of the mind.

  • @shooziewooziez8886
    @shooziewooziez8886 3 роки тому +17411

    Burr relating the catholic church to killer whales at Sea World had me DYING

    • @jamesmadison9101
      @jamesmadison9101 3 роки тому +192

      I was rollin on the floor lol

    • @johnathanbanner3841
      @johnathanbanner3841 3 роки тому +728

      they were so uncomfortable it was great

    • @colel1605
      @colel1605 3 роки тому +211

      It was a really good joke too, the hosts were just idiots

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 3 роки тому +216

      @@colel1605 Well arguably they had self preservation skills. Regardless of their personal stance, if the studio thinks they weren't doing what they could to stop a guy from saying some stuff that'll get angry viewers, backlash and just general ratings damage then they will get axed. Bye bye cushy presenter job. Gotta keep in mind Fox rely on a generally conservative viewerbase - but "risky" religion talk is pretty much a no-go for any large network anyway.

    • @bestlifemartialarts5558
      @bestlifemartialarts5558 3 роки тому +159

      She had an agenda and definitely tried to go off tangent and draw him out for an attack a few times but he’s such a pro he deflects her every time. With humor too 😂

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark25 5 років тому +6447

    Larry totally had the last laugh with "Bee Movie opens tomorrow"

    • @everuby4787
      @everuby4787 5 років тому +50

      In fairness Larry's movie bomb before Bee Movie...

    • @LazyDev27
      @LazyDev27 4 роки тому +22

      @@everuby4787 An I liked bee movie. At least a little. Was worth the time I spent watching it.

    • @LazyDev27
      @LazyDev27 4 роки тому +15

      @cody was here well we live to work not work to live, often times rich people learn that.

    • @kattihatt
      @kattihatt 4 роки тому +11

      Semi that is real bullshit.

    • @outis439-A
      @outis439-A 4 роки тому +3

      Seinfeld could seriously learn so many skills in that time its not funny.

  • @Really1095kristy1015
    @Really1095kristy1015 5 років тому +14029

    “dO yOU knOW wHo i Am?”
    ...
    “Alright. *Bee Movie Opens Tomorrow* “

    • @lolmao500
      @lolmao500 5 років тому +236

      Bee movie suckkkkkked

    • @shelbyjmo
      @shelbyjmo 5 років тому +358

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the beautiful irony

    • @EmCeeDrue
      @EmCeeDrue 5 років тому +85

      SHOTS FIRED.

    • @shelbyjmo
      @shelbyjmo 5 років тому +4

      Keir Campbell it’s the truth

    • @oilyfrog5022
      @oilyfrog5022 5 років тому +95

      I cant listen to his voice and not think of the bee movie

  • @louiszierlein5814
    @louiszierlein5814 2 роки тому +7086

    Jerry is far more impressed with himself than most people are of him.

    • @emz2969
      @emz2969 2 роки тому +342

      Uh do you know who that is. Like 40 years ago 5% of Americans had his show on in the background.

    • @zebragoboom
      @zebragoboom 2 роки тому

      @@emz2969 and now all of the new generations get to see him being an egotistical ass

    • @larrylund2682
      @larrylund2682 2 роки тому +42

      Only watched beermug field to see KRAMER.

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 2 роки тому +141

      I mean it’s commendable in a way. Dude was the #1 show on television and is proud of it.

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 2 роки тому

      That is because few people can comprehend the work of Jews.

  • @TubsNSkins
    @TubsNSkins 3 роки тому +11266

    Jerry Seinfeld: "Can we get a resume in here for me?"
    Larry King: "Bee Movie opens in theaters tomorrow."
    Almost poetic.

    • @creativename1072
      @creativename1072 3 роки тому +206

      I cant breathe lmaoo

    • @c4thenerd171
      @c4thenerd171 3 роки тому +486

      Seinfeld is one of the most unfunny shows I’ve ever seen. Maybe it’s meant for people over 50

    • @TubsNSkins
      @TubsNSkins 3 роки тому +622

      @@c4thenerd171 Seinfeld definitely has some really funny episodes and moments, but Jerry thinks he's a God for being a part of it.

    • @Christobanistan
      @Christobanistan 3 роки тому +294

      @@TubsNSkins Especially when Jerry didn't write any of it. His stand up was just horrible, and LARRY DAVID wrote all of his show.

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 роки тому +40

      Ya like Jazz?

  • @MizManFryingP
    @MizManFryingP 5 років тому +13200

    "Don't you think the catholic church went a little too far?"
    Actually spat on my monitor

    • @MrPsychic8472
      @MrPsychic8472 5 років тому +612

      It was brutal and it was great, Bill Burr is amazing

    • @gangshit5523
      @gangshit5523 5 років тому +178

      It's truth hidden under jokes lewl

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 4 роки тому +198

      I love how the host, she was just smiling almost holding back laughter because it was so good

    • @kabztunes
      @kabztunes 4 роки тому +27

      i did one of those cough laughs when he said it lol

  • @lumapop8245
    @lumapop8245 4 роки тому +9691

    “Don’t you think the catholic church went a little too far?” Bro.. I love Bill Burr.

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 роки тому +30

      I don't get it😅

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 роки тому +8

      @@skyscraper908 oof

    • @peterfieldsfields532
      @peterfieldsfields532 3 роки тому +525

      @@skyscraper908 that's not it at all actually. Bill is referring to the child sex scandals associated to the catholic church. And how the church covered it all up by re-locating these paedophile priest to different parishes instead of reporting to the police.

    • @peterfieldsfields532
      @peterfieldsfields532 3 роки тому +47

      @@skyscraper908 🤣 you are the wrong one, and you were way WAY off. Read a book, watch the news before making a tard of yourself

    • @lumapop8245
      @lumapop8245 3 роки тому +7

      @@skyscraper908 what the both of you said was true

  • @gojousimp9436
    @gojousimp9436 2 роки тому +1112

    I’ll never get over Bill Burr and his blunt, truthful, sarcasm. Always brings a smile to my face and tears to my eyes 😂😂😂

    • @lucrative6477
      @lucrative6477 Рік тому +5

      Wish he was still the same. watching him devolve into this wannabe political comedian is just sad.

    • @ajlemuel969
      @ajlemuel969 8 місяців тому

      It's like he's always drunk and honest, just no fucks given and I love it.

  • @blazerocker1734
    @blazerocker1734 5 років тому +6267

    I love it when Jerry Seinfeld raises his voice in annoyance. He sounds like someone doing an impression of him.

    • @agentg0215
      @agentg0215 4 роки тому +35

      Blaze Rocker I am here to show you how many likes you got

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 4 роки тому +17

      @@agentg0215 Holy sh*t! I had no idea.
      Thanks a bunch. : )

    • @adamsurls4547
      @adamsurls4547 4 роки тому +7

      This is one of the best comments I've ever read lmao literally

    • @learningguitarforchicks
      @learningguitarforchicks 4 роки тому +9

      He kinda comes off as a dick sometimes tho when he does that but true

    • @davidsnedden4796
      @davidsnedden4796 4 роки тому +22

      @@learningguitarforchicks I mean I've gotten the impression that he is kind of a dick in general.

  • @boi9082
    @boi9082 4 роки тому +7557

    Seinfeld on Larry King was kind of embarrassing, Larry was just probably setting up a question and Jerry got all bothered, Larry saying "did I hurt you Jerry?" Was a better comeback than Jerry's

    • @boi9082
      @boi9082 4 роки тому +491

      @Nahbutfr Fr yeah but he didn't really say anything clever he just acted like a prick

    • @Zyphr24
      @Zyphr24 4 роки тому +26

      I mean, if your gonna interview someone why would you ask redundant questions

    • @aladdinvonrabat183
      @aladdinvonrabat183 4 роки тому +230

      @@Zyphr24 I think he probably just wanted to clarify for the audience

    • @Judg3m3nt
      @Judg3m3nt 4 роки тому +228

      @@Zyphr24 I'm not sure what you think redundant means, but Larry didn't ask any redundant questions. He set up a clarifying question because plenty of people have been cancelled in the middle of success. It isn't a weird or non existent situation.

    • @yabeeba_com
      @yabeeba_com 4 роки тому +192

      @@Judg3m3nt he even set up the question in a way to give seinfeld room to brag about how he was the one that cancelled the show and how he was number one and he got totally riled up and acted like a dick. all he had to do was saying "i like to quit when im at the top", smirk and brag.

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 3 роки тому +8101

    I love it how Seinfeld was all up on his high horse and then Larry hit him with a "Anyways, *THE BEE MOVIE* "

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 роки тому +332

      You dont realize Seinfeld doing Bee Movie IS THE JOKE. He's a massive success, he doesnt need some shitty kids movie, but he did it because its funny.
      The movie being bad is the joke.

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel 3 роки тому +444

      Yeah, like Jerry would be that clever. I've seen Seinfield, he ain't that good.

    • @angelo423
      @angelo423 3 роки тому +16

      @@JarthenGreenmeadow sure buddy, mans dedicated time of his life producing, writing, AND starring in the movie just for that. Jesus you are dumb

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 3 роки тому +291

      I just want to know how he flipped Larry saying "you didn't get cancelled" to "you thought I was cancelled?". Was he even listening? Man gives him a compliment and he makes an ass of himself.

    • @iceiceiceification
      @iceiceiceification 3 роки тому +27

      Seinfeld is one of the GOATs...you just dont realize it yet

  • @ryanambsdorf2859
    @ryanambsdorf2859 2 роки тому +592

    "I got nervous" I respect that guy for his honesty

    • @arcadianarachnid9134
      @arcadianarachnid9134 Рік тому

      that guy being legendary richard lewis... such a breath of fresh air compared to that asshole jerry lol

    • @jilow
      @jilow Рік тому +22

      He usually has really good questions. He's a quirky fella but with great/ niche questions.

    • @SoulFighter27
      @SoulFighter27 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah!

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +4653

    "Bee Movie opens..." was the greatest punchline to that conversation.

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 роки тому +37

      You dont realize Seinfeld doing Bee Movie IS THE JOKE. He's a massive success, he doesnt need some shitty kids movie, but he did it because its funny.
      The movie being bad is the joke.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +146

      @@JarthenGreenmeadow uhhh
      Okay. Yeah, the funny part to me was the fact that it's a bad movie. I said nothing about Seinfeld. That was... weirdly defensive.

    • @vlogmnclips
      @vlogmnclips 2 роки тому +7

      Ya like jazz?

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 2 роки тому

      @Mr.Prexor It definitely is. 100%

    • @eylonavraham8921
      @eylonavraham8921 2 роки тому +2

      @@JarthenGreenmeadow Yikes. Get a hold of yourself lmao

  • @dankmheems290
    @dankmheems290 5 років тому +2805

    That Catholic church is like Seaworld comeback was pure gold. Bill Burr is unstoppable.

    • @JulioMartinez-sn2qy
      @JulioMartinez-sn2qy 5 років тому +1

      Dank Mheems wait could you explain exactly the analogy?

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 років тому +49

      @@JulioMartinez-sn2qy It's like when a priest is caught banging kids, instead of punishment, he's just moved somewhere else where he's practically anonymous and generally considered innocent and flawless. Just like when a whale eats a guy, instead of being put down or whatever, they just move that whale to another sea park. And when you see a whale at a show, nobody thinks about doing a background check or anything, they just see the whale doing blackflips and stuff.
      Note: Whales might not actually be relocated. I don't know that for sure and I don't care to look it up. But regardless of whether or not it's true, the analogy still works because if nothing else, it's a PG way to explain what happens when priests are caught banging kids so they technically can't censor it

    • @rihamy2nd
      @rihamy2nd 5 років тому +3

      Google “Tilikum”

    • @jayrex690
      @jayrex690 5 років тому +3

      ​@@chickencurry420 Why would the whale be put down in any sensible resolution to that issue?! I really don't think the right response to an animal that is kept in an empty tank 1/10000th or less of its natural environment's size, that acts out due to frustration and depression in a completely natural and understandable way - because of its horrific living conditions, loneliness and treatment - somehow results in the death of a human (which it wouldn't normally target as prey, so the death is ultimately 100% Seaworld's blame to bear) should be to put the poor tormented creature down.
      Whales in this terrible situation should either be given decent sanctuary if it can never be released and survive in full freedom again (at the full expense of Seaworld ofc), or if it is possible it should be readied and then released into the wild to live free, as far away as possible from its prior life of slavery.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 років тому +3

      @@jayrex690 I agree but unfortunately, that's how shit is. If a dog bitesa kid, they put it down. Even if the kid was purposely fucking with it, they don't care to even ask questions. Just put the dog down and call it a day. I'm not saying that's right, that's just what they do. And I assume they would deal with whales the same way

  • @samueltutuwan3107
    @samueltutuwan3107 5 років тому +9463

    Correction, never ask Bill Burr a dumb question

    • @Liquidmetal702
      @Liquidmetal702 5 років тому +72

      I wish seinfeld try that shit with bill burr.

    • @nohawk6412
      @nohawk6412 5 років тому +14

      Liquidmetal702 haha all bill has to do is sit there probably since seinfeld's already doing a bang up job embarrassing himself

    • @sen7167
      @sen7167 5 років тому

      Which

    • @yonasteelo6375
      @yonasteelo6375 5 років тому +3

      Kevin hart as well. Dude will straight cook you 😂

    • @axxelandros
      @axxelandros 5 років тому

      Hoes mad

  • @popeshabba4266
    @popeshabba4266 2 роки тому +788

    I love it when Bill is getting “grilled” by an interviewer and he just keeps cracking jokes while they’re trying to be serious😂😭😭. Side note: “Did I hurt you Jerry?” is one of my favorite lines ever😂

    • @Mel0nMel
      @Mel0nMel 2 роки тому +4

      Momento Mori

    • @landendays
      @landendays Рік тому

      ​@@Mel0nMel damn the whole crew is meeting up

  • @donnygames1796
    @donnygames1796 5 років тому +2961

    You lost yo father in 9/11
    Pete: yeah
    Envy: is your father still around?
    😂😂😂😂What

    • @abdylramen7738
      @abdylramen7738 5 років тому +28

      He was asking if they found him afterwards

    • @TehUltimateSnake
      @TehUltimateSnake 5 років тому +97

      If pete was really a savage, he would’ve asked him, “is yours?”

    • @arrjee9474
      @arrjee9474 5 років тому +18

      Donny Games
      That’s because many times people don’t really listen. We focus on what we wanna say next and not hear what is said. Happens all the time, which leads to miscommunication.

    • @srsgoblin
      @srsgoblin 5 років тому +13

      In Envy's defense, he realized how badly he fucked up. Funniest moment in this whole thing.

    • @DankBuddhaStank
      @DankBuddhaStank 5 років тому +2

      @@TehUltimateSnake Whats savage about that?

  • @freezypop5277
    @freezypop5277 4 роки тому +7369

    Jerry: “dO yOu KnOw WhO i Am???
    Larry: “Jewish guy, Brooklyn”

    • @maksymilian4000
      @maksymilian4000 3 роки тому +88

      Yes

    • @gianm9677
      @gianm9677 3 роки тому +91

      Legend

    • @mrleonspain
      @mrleonspain 3 роки тому +130

      To be honest Larry's question was a bit stupid...

    • @maksymilian4000
      @maksymilian4000 3 роки тому +341

      @@mrleonspain jerry's question was even more stupid

    • @mrleonspain
      @mrleonspain 3 роки тому +7

      @@maksymilian4000 What question?

  • @kyledavis4202
    @kyledavis4202 5 років тому +4739

    "They just kept moving them around, like those killer whales at Sea World, when they kill a trainer, they just move him to Seattle with no background check." Lmfaooooooooo

    • @nohawk6412
      @nohawk6412 5 років тому +275

      he always has a quick and hilarious comeback for any negative comment against his comedy. He's amazing. Gotta love Bill Burr

    • @SurmWoW
      @SurmWoW 5 років тому +29

      That made it into last season of South Park lol :D

    • @marcd7332
      @marcd7332 5 років тому +8

      Can someone give context please?

    • @matteotaddei1532
      @matteotaddei1532 5 років тому +109

      Marc D aI I think he’s referring to the catholic priests and their history with molesting children

    • @danielfay8963
      @danielfay8963 5 років тому +73

      And he completely lost both of them which was the best part.

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop Рік тому +94

    “I know this is a morning show, you can’t bring up all those crimes”
    *The most hilarious part to me*

    • @sircliffordmalcolmjac5870
      @sircliffordmalcolmjac5870 4 місяці тому

      Bill is the best!! Those people wanted him to take it back but he explained himself the best way he could in that situation!!🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @justifiedcorn4081
    @justifiedcorn4081 4 роки тому +9281

    Interviewer: asks basic question about his job
    Seinfeld: *insults him, his profession, and his country*

    • @Qasibr
      @Qasibr 4 роки тому +519

      And then Seinfield says he doesn’t do humour about prejudice. Insecurities make people mean

    • @lachlanchester8142
      @lachlanchester8142 4 роки тому +89

      To be fair asking him about riding a bike barely is a profession

    • @chance2538
      @chance2538 4 роки тому +145

      @@lachlanchester8142 The way he asked him was also annoying 😂 He basically implied since hes rich he should be driving or getting a ride or something. The dude probably just enjoys riding a bike. Its just weird how that dude acts the whole time, id be bothered as well.

    • @julesmallow
      @julesmallow 4 роки тому +60

      @@lachlanchester8142 this comment is talking about 7:15

    • @zachvii6476
      @zachvii6476 4 роки тому +8

      And somehow doesn’t even make you think twice about your presumption that he is one of the nicest guys on the planet. It is truly amazing how he does it.

  • @fullybaked219
    @fullybaked219 5 років тому +2520

    "Your dad died in 9/11", "so is your dad still around"

    • @johhatomii3560
      @johhatomii3560 5 років тому +4

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @jobama9909
      @jobama9909 4 роки тому +5

      dam he dead

    • @kiana.malcolm
      @kiana.malcolm 4 роки тому +43

      Fuck though, Pete is the real MVP

    • @nogoodgod4915
      @nogoodgod4915 4 роки тому +28

      Dude he probably said that on purpose to appear dumb and be funny. Nobody that stupid.

    • @blackdragonstory1122
      @blackdragonstory1122 4 роки тому +8

      Tbh that was the most funniest one.
      it's just so unexpected and dumb that it's funny.

  • @gothpotato07
    @gothpotato07 3 роки тому +5417

    “don’t you think the catholic church went too far” has me screaming- the way they try changing the subject too 💀

    • @chriscoker7794
      @chriscoker7794 3 роки тому +143

      Yeah.. kinda gives the impression that they were Catholics. Hahaha

    • @randy_montana
      @randy_montana 3 роки тому +13

      Why even bring that up with zero knowledge of the context rofl

    • @chriscoker7794
      @chriscoker7794 3 роки тому +29

      Yeah... with all the atrocities by the Catholic churches sex crimes against little boys and girls. Catholic church shouldn't be condemning anybody. Makes you wonder if the rumors of devil worshipping and Satanic rituals aren't true?

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 3 роки тому +2

      @@chriscoker7794 maybe when people stop bullshiting thes problems can be fixed. I mean entertainers pretending that they dont need to care about the fans then thanking them when they become populer, thats manipulative bullshit, or when people talk about topics like incest then they make up resons why its so gross instead of stating that pregnancy is the issue not the relationship. I think anyone that needs to change the facts or make excuses why they dont need to respect people around them really need to rethink how good of a person they really are.

    • @chriscoker7794
      @chriscoker7794 3 роки тому +6

      @@CruiserDynasty who changes facts and who's making excuses?
      It's usually an establishment, the government or some cult lead organization that some would call a religion. Yeah some people want to point fingers and it's usually the one pointing the finger that's the problem. Hypocrite is what comes to mind.

  • @Stonzey
    @Stonzey 2 роки тому +119

    Me: "Hey Jerry, can you point me to the nearest Burger King?"
    Jerry Seinfeld: "That's a very weak question and not specific enough for me. Goodbye."

  • @johnwayne6047
    @johnwayne6047 4 роки тому +4952

    "So your dad died in 9/11"
    "Yes"
    *not even 5 seconds later *
    "Well is he still around"
    Me "BRUHHHHHHH"

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks 4 роки тому +167

      That clip was edited. It was probably later in the interview that that happened

    • @TTatham
      @TTatham 4 роки тому +95

      May have been edited but was within the next three or four sentences spoken after the 9/11 comment

    • @bensmith5288
      @bensmith5288 4 роки тому

      What your cold or something?

    • @J-Wall
      @J-Wall 4 роки тому +3

      Pete Davidson always has to bring up or have someone bring up the dad thing to get more likes

    • @rich.o4
      @rich.o4 4 роки тому +1

      Marq Parks it’s not edited

  • @wolfy9549
    @wolfy9549 5 років тому +1097

    “Bee movie opens....” Larry got the last laugh by just doing his job lol

    • @lil4skin867
      @lil4skin867 5 років тому +17

      You can tell he loved doing that lmao

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 роки тому +5

      That was pure gold.

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 4 роки тому +10999

    Seinfield doesn’t seem like a fun guy to have casual conversation with lol

    • @rjaxxxas
      @rjaxxxas 4 роки тому +628

      Judging by what's been shown here, he would probably tell you you're talking incorrectly.

    • @jagjigosen9691
      @jagjigosen9691 4 роки тому +70

      He reminds me of Larry David

    • @joecestare5565
      @joecestare5565 4 роки тому +113

      He’s treating real life like a bit on curb

    • @cr4zyw3ld3r
      @cr4zyw3ld3r 4 роки тому +382

      I dont imagine talking with comedians for any extent of time is an enjoyable experience unless you are really good at taking jokes and being corrected constantly. Its like talking to a smartass, annoying and grating at the same time.

    • @bmyjg234
      @bmyjg234 4 роки тому +24

      Hes the first to admit it

  • @hypnottik428
    @hypnottik428 2 роки тому +316

    dude checking his pit smell at 7:49 then trying to play it off as stretching his neck cracks me up lmao

  • @raymondleverich716
    @raymondleverich716 3 роки тому +3601

    i LOVE how uncomfortable bill makes the morning show hosts, that man has an innate ability to joke about whatever the fuck he wants and nobody cares, therefor he will always be my favorite comedian

    • @369mohamad
      @369mohamad 2 роки тому +4

      a comic genuis

    • @ramiere1412
      @ramiere1412 2 роки тому

      he kinda rants like he has dementia

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 2 роки тому +48

      It’s because he walks around with a “Fuck you” attitude and doesn’t flinch from speaking his mind. You’d be amazed what you can do with that sort of confidence.

    • @dannyluo6635
      @dannyluo6635 2 роки тому +4

      @@Broomer52 which is awesome

    • @redneckshaman3099
      @redneckshaman3099 Рік тому

      I like making love to n-words ♥️

  • @k9nevienna
    @k9nevienna 5 років тому +1691

    "Who says that?"
    "i'M tELLinG yOu, yoU nEeD tO GoOgLe"

    • @kennethwebster8767
      @kennethwebster8767 5 років тому +28

      Ok Boomer

    • @forcedtohaveahandle
      @forcedtohaveahandle 5 років тому +6

      Kenneth Webster ???

    • @seangarner7188
      @seangarner7188 5 років тому +6

      Ok moron.

    • @PonyBoy1776
      @PonyBoy1776 5 років тому +6

      @@kennethwebster8767 be quiet zoomer

    • @nap6193
      @nap6193 5 років тому +6

      Lol boomers can’t even figure out how to leave a comment, can’t wait for this joke to be dead

  • @vincenttavani6380
    @vincenttavani6380 4 роки тому +3866

    Larry has the real burn. He ends with plugging Jerry's Bee Movie.

    • @adiabadic
      @adiabadic 4 роки тому +134

      fr that had me dead, Larry destroyed him

    • @TheseusPro
      @TheseusPro 4 роки тому +28

      wasnt larry in that movie

    • @legofan370
      @legofan370 4 роки тому +96

      @@TheseusPro Yep! He was Bee Larry King. That was his name. It's sad how I know that.

    • @TheOfficialRamVenkatakrishnan
      @TheOfficialRamVenkatakrishnan 4 роки тому +31

      @@legofan370 that movie was iconic back in the day, just punny, and outlandish humour that sometimes clicked! as a 8-10 year old. most jokes went over my head, but rewatching it, it still sorta holds up in some places

    • @nycyabber7103
      @nycyabber7103 4 роки тому +9

      That movie is epic lol it’s had a huge cultural impact. Couldn’t go an hour without seeing a bee movie meme back in the day

  • @thebigbristolian
    @thebigbristolian 2 роки тому +137

    "YOU THINK *I* WAS CANCELLED!" I've seen that clip so many times and it still makes me laugh at how indignant he is.

    • @MileyCyrusSwollenGums
      @MileyCyrusSwollenGums 2 роки тому +12

      I mean Seinfeld was one of the most popular shows ever. I can't really blame him for getting a bit bent out of shape. That's like saying Michael Jordan was a bench warmer.

    • @sheilasweeney1479
      @sheilasweeney1479 9 місяців тому +6

      Jerry is a true narcissist

    • @JoeUrbanYYC
      @JoeUrbanYYC 9 місяців тому +13

      It's so stupid too. Larry isn't asking, he stated the fact and just wanted Jerry to confirm. It's not that he didn't know, he's doing this to inform the audience.

    • @killiose7004
      @killiose7004 8 місяців тому +8

      @@MileyCyrusSwollenGumshe dated a 17yo when he was 38yo. Seinfeld is a loser

    • @MileyCyrusSwollenGums
      @MileyCyrusSwollenGums 8 місяців тому

      @@killiose7004 Not suprising typical Judan.

  • @uhJackkk
    @uhJackkk 5 років тому +3856

    Why isn’t Jerry Seinfeld’s horse registered as the highest structure in the world?

    • @Caleb-zl4wk
      @Caleb-zl4wk 5 років тому +12

      uhJackkk because he was joking

    • @aguyonastreet
      @aguyonastreet 5 років тому

      Why would it be?

    • @TheCabbageMan
      @TheCabbageMan 5 років тому +32

      @@aguyonastreet you're right, he rides a bike, also whos Jerry?

    • @cs130267
      @cs130267 5 років тому +59

      "Get off your high horse" is an idiom people retort with in an argument when the other person is acting like a holier-than-thou being when in reality, they aren't. To put it in a simplermanner, to tell people to stop acting as if they're the top authority when they aren't." Urban dictionary
      Pretty sure this is what hes trying to imply. Not what mode of transportation Jerry is using.

    • @TheCabbageMan
      @TheCabbageMan 5 років тому +2

      Whos Jerry?

  • @bencunnington8783
    @bencunnington8783 4 роки тому +3077

    “Can women be funny?”
    “Yes of course”
    .... she wasn’t expecting a yes

    • @CreativeCache101
      @CreativeCache101 4 роки тому +343

      I think she also didnt realise when he said 'would you guys just shut the fuck up'he was talking about the girl too.

    • @monkeytrumpet11
      @monkeytrumpet11 4 роки тому +60

      Because generally, they're not. It's nice that they try though. Maybe try harder though. Just a suggestion. Name 5 truly funny women.

    • @CreativeCache101
      @CreativeCache101 4 роки тому +53

      @@monkeytrumpet11 why is your comment here, so random😅

    • @monkeytrumpet11
      @monkeytrumpet11 4 роки тому +27

      @@CreativeCache101 but can you name 5 funny women? Also yeah, most of what I say is pretty random. Especially after this much vodka 😂

    • @CreativeCache101
      @CreativeCache101 4 роки тому +12

      @@monkeytrumpet11 not saying you're wrong but just wasnt related to our comments😂 I know a few funny girls but most only by bouncing off me or other guys.

  • @mauripekkarinen1
    @mauripekkarinen1 5 років тому +6151

    Feels like the reporter herself was the one offended by the catholic jokes.

    • @tripaces9929
      @tripaces9929 5 років тому +9

      K

    • @mauripekkarinen1
      @mauripekkarinen1 5 років тому +21

      @PureBlueIs it?

    • @mauripekkarinen1
      @mauripekkarinen1 5 років тому +72

      @PureBlue Wasn't it just that the jokes about the christians were insignificant next to the outrage caused by them, and Burr just pointed it out?

    • @davidmouzayek3764
      @davidmouzayek3764 5 років тому +113

      PureBlue calm down you fucken psycho. You get this angry over something so irrelevant. Especially to someone who’s not even trying AT ALL to piss anyone off. I can’t imagine how angry you can get over other things.

    • @melou_
      @melou_ 5 років тому +44

      @PureBlue no wonder why you have no friends

  • @JH-dr4xo
    @JH-dr4xo 2 роки тому +36

    Jerry was FEELING HIMSELF during the Bee Movie era 😂

  • @alazzawi89
    @alazzawi89 5 років тому +2571

    Ok Bill serious question : why do u answer negative tweets ?
    Bill : cuz its fun

    • @bepisman4526
      @bepisman4526 5 років тому +24

      The guys got a point lmao
      Interviewer after they got that answer: well shit

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, in a Conan interview he said he's a contrarian. So he enjoys the arguements. And I bet he's rarely beaten - especially in the tweet zone.

    • @DeuteriumLicious
      @DeuteriumLicious 5 років тому

      you can't bring up all those crimes

    • @xlaythe
      @xlaythe 5 років тому

      the internet in a nutshell

    • @ferzupoMithos
      @ferzupoMithos 5 років тому

      Well I didnt know that, so it was a perfect question!

  • @KS-ql2ef
    @KS-ql2ef 3 роки тому +3171

    OMG Bill Burr hands down has the funniest comebacks of all time.

    • @sirr3al774
      @sirr3al774 3 роки тому +38

      you should look up his Philadelphia routine where he ripped into them for 10 minutes

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 3 роки тому

      stfu

    • @deniszubovic7516
      @deniszubovic7516 3 роки тому +7

      He kills Colin Cowherd every time and Colin learned to love it. That is why Bill is on his show a lot.

    • @mymelody03
      @mymelody03 3 роки тому +18

      Bruh when he roasted that one interviewer abt being too worried abt his outfit to actually do his research. It was so quick it killed me.

    • @xzcvzxvxcvz
      @xzcvzxvxcvz 3 роки тому +1

      He really does though lol

  • @josepharsenault1083
    @josepharsenault1083 4 роки тому +557

    “There’s a real -stream of consciousness- thing happenin’ here, Norm.”
    “Yeah, it’s called *conversation* .”
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂

  • @chandeleerjet5637
    @chandeleerjet5637 2 роки тому +13

    “You got a big desk” is absolutely crazy. That guy still thinks about that at night when he’s brushing teeth and laying in bed. Shakes his head and sighs over that moment.

  • @brodywise4750
    @brodywise4750 4 роки тому +1828

    All of Jerry Seinfeld’s promotional interviews for Bee Movie was in him getting mad that people weren’t kissing his feet for being the greatest comedian of all time

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 4 роки тому +14

      in interview and people talking funny he literally said ”i hate when people boasting my name before my entrance"

    • @adammustafa3330
      @adammustafa3330 4 роки тому +9

      What the hell happened there? Was that also him doing his usual "schtick" and being "funny?" That was obnoxious as hell.

    • @TRRyan
      @TRRyan 4 роки тому +33

      @@adammustafa3330 There's a good chance he is actually obnoxious as hell.

    • @speakdino10
      @speakdino10 4 роки тому +15

      I disagree. Seinfeld is as sharp with his interviewers as other comedians. The issue is that he's been famous for so long, and done so many interviews, and answered the same questions so often that he demands that his interviewers actually take the time to research and prepare accordingly.
      In all of the clips showing him (except Larry David who I think asked the question to set the mood) the interviewer did NOT do any research and you can tell. So then what's the point of going to an interview if the person doing it isn't treating you seriously or putting in any effort.

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 4 роки тому +5

      Its funny because Seinfeld was famous for his relatable and everyman comedy

  • @tingispingis
    @tingispingis 5 років тому +11749

    Jerry Seinfeld is nowhere near as important as he thinks he is

    • @Funnylittleman
      @Funnylittleman 5 років тому +1268

      I don't know why people say he's such a great comedian, his standup isn't that great. The show was a classic but that was made by a team of writers.

    • @diadlo777
      @diadlo777 5 років тому +519

      But he did Bee Movie!!! LMAO

    • @squidracerX
      @squidracerX 5 років тому +47

      @@diadlo777 - you only do Bee movie when you are number 1! Jesus Larry.

    • @asadfami7623
      @asadfami7623 5 років тому +328

      Jerry Seinfeld = inflated ego. Deep down he knows he is actually not that funny. Larry David was and is the REAL talent.

    • @thugTaters
      @thugTaters 5 років тому +68

      He just came up at the right time. Made a big impact by it. I personally don't like his stuff much but you can't deny his legacy

  • @kwakekamdivasi591
    @kwakekamdivasi591 6 років тому +1720

    "Yes and I wanted to talk to you about Jesus after this..." Bill always kills me!

    • @breakstone1000
      @breakstone1000 6 років тому +1

      666 likes for the killed one

    • @johnhui1448
      @johnhui1448 6 років тому +2

      can anyone explain why thats funny? mb coz english is not my first language :

    • @kwakekamdivasi591
      @kwakekamdivasi591 6 років тому +3

      @@johnhui1448 my comment, which had Jesus's name in it, at same stage had 666 likes, which from the Bible is the number of the beast.

    • @johnhui1448
      @johnhui1448 6 років тому +4

      maaaan, Im just trying to learn haha

    • @ALLCAPS
      @ALLCAPS 6 років тому

      It's because he knew what THE FUCK WAS COMING. HAhahah omg i love him

  • @tylera86
    @tylera86 Рік тому +24

    I love how Bill Burr’s mind works.

  • @conedx
    @conedx 4 роки тому +573

    bill burr is just NOT THE GUY to ask a dumb question to. he will never just laugh it off and move on.

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 4 роки тому +18

      I don't understand why tho. They all sounded hella insecure. He ripped the "Catholic Church" woman tho.

    • @unintentionaleffectiveness4393
      @unintentionaleffectiveness4393 4 роки тому +18

      Emilio M. M. Because he is a comic, because he is a roast comic. Look at his old comedy friends, some of the beast roasters of all time there so if you say something stupid he can think of some smartass shit to say. Plus, what’s wrong with calling out the shit the Catholic Church has done in the name of saving their “reputation”? Hiding pedofiles and relocating them instead of sending them to the authorities and you want me to feel bad? Nah, you can miss me with that shit, fam!

  • @arryacc
    @arryacc 4 роки тому +1985

    Man that Bill Burr on Conan clickbait...! I'm sitting here thinking "Wait Conan wouldn't ask a stupid question!".

    • @themusicmechanic
      @themusicmechanic 4 роки тому +60

      I thought he may have done one on purpose. Was waiting the whole time but just saw Jerry throw two bitch fits

    • @unintentionaleffectiveness4393
      @unintentionaleffectiveness4393 4 роки тому +11

      Well, he didn’t ask a question but he did challenge Norm to do something with the name of a movie he was roasting called Chairman of the board and he said “do something with that, freak” to which, Norm responded rapidly with “I bet board is spelled B O R E D” 😂

    • @RealGotier
      @RealGotier 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I thought Conan was doing sum stupid, Conan is the only one I actually like

    • @kimiyamk
      @kimiyamk 4 роки тому +4

      Hell yeah he would if it would get a funny answer. Conan is at his best playing the goofy "straight man" setting up comics to dunk on him.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 роки тому +2

      fuck clickbaiters.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 роки тому +5110

    Man, seeing Jerry Seinfeld riding his high horse all over Larry King only to hear Larry announce Bee Movie coming out soon... pride before a fall and whatnot.

    • @unkown9081
      @unkown9081 3 роки тому +10

      What

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 3 роки тому +172

      @@unkown9081 Ya like Jazz?

    • @dobson.
      @dobson. 3 роки тому +52

      You don't understand joking around, do you?

    • @sheriff7935
      @sheriff7935 3 роки тому +61

      all these fucking idiots in the comment section hating on one of the greatest comics of all time. That was so obviously satirical what he said to Larry King

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 3 роки тому +48

      @@dobson. Indeed, the person joking around about Bee Movie doesn't understand the concept of joking around. This is why I responded to Seinfeld's obvious bit with an obvious joke about the obvious irony surrounding the bit.

  • @Hottakedrake
    @Hottakedrake 2 роки тому +6

    “…. I’m done witchu Steve. Max.” Bruh 💀

  • @booradleyschild735
    @booradleyschild735 5 років тому +4815

    Considering how Seinfeld acted, I’m under the impression he DID get canceled

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 5 років тому +117

      i don't get the negative reaction. i thought it was funny, which was his intent

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 5 років тому +47

      @marcus24000 firstly I didn't see anyone insulting anyone else, secondly it's irrelevant what you find funny, doesn't have anything to do with what I was talking about.

    • @ImJustTen
      @ImJustTen 5 років тому +20

      @marcus24000 I think he more meant it as "Jerry's intent was to be funny, not to insult" which yes some people can find it funny some can not. That's usually how jokes work

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 5 років тому +9

      @marcus24000 I never said that other peoples views are irrelevant or that they are not allowed their own opinion.
      I said that, in regards to my initial comment, it's irrelevant what you do or do not find funny as it has no bearing on what i was saying.
      The point is, if i have to spell it out for you, some people will find it funny, others will not. But that does not change his intent, which was to be funny, so why the negativity.

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 5 років тому +6

      ​@@ImJustTen That was precisely my point, his intent was to be funny, not to insult, some will like it some won't.
      People can then jump in the comments and hate on jerry thats fine. but others can equally jump in the comments and disagree, also fine.

  • @trevscribbles
    @trevscribbles 5 років тому +1269

    "This is like a stream of consciousness!"
    "Yeah, it's called conversation".

    • @toddwilliams486
      @toddwilliams486 5 років тому +7

      I'd also like to point out there's a typo on the card they cut away to.

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 5 років тому +2

      Grounding the highbrow flying in the fancyworld.
      Sharing consciousness by streams of verbal interaction
      is conversation or discussion.

  • @JioVega
    @JioVega 5 років тому +434

    "Why would you respond to a negative comment on twitter?"
    "CUS ITS FUN"
    Good ol' Burr

  • @steelcitysteve8794
    @steelcitysteve8794 Рік тому +9

    Pedestrian: hey jerry
    Jerry: wtf does that mean, do you know how long ive been in this industry?

  • @luvtotrade2009
    @luvtotrade2009 4 роки тому +1909

    the title should be "NEVER Ask Jerry Seinfeld a Question"

    • @antonioandrade4867
      @antonioandrade4867 4 роки тому +74

      Never talk to jerry period

    • @bballkid7409
      @bballkid7409 3 роки тому +39

      Jerry is top 2 douchebags I’ve ever met in my life. Horribly overrated comedian who was carried on his own show

    • @herculesmwp7983
      @herculesmwp7983 3 роки тому +4

      Seinfeld is definitely the worst person to interview.

    • @kazuya6852
      @kazuya6852 3 роки тому +1

      He might be an asshole, douchebag, and a horrible person to interview. But don’t taint his talent. One of the best comedians to ever live. Just don’t try and talk to him lol

    • @bballkid7409
      @bballkid7409 3 роки тому

      @@kazuya6852 oh your the guy who finds Seinfeld funny? It’s like finding a unicorn, but 10x rarer.
      Were you locked in a basement as a kid? Maybe tortured in Guantanamo bay? Or on the frontlines of D-Day? Those are the Only excuses for finding jerry Seinfeld funny.
      Get some help, see a therapist, somethings not clicking.

  • @JPxKillz
    @JPxKillz 5 років тому +5923

    I didn't know seinfeld had such a huge ego damn.

    • @Skyrocketrecords56
      @Skyrocketrecords56 5 років тому +415

      JPxKillz right... dude is so fucking into himself like stfu dude u made a movie about a bee and the last show you were relevant on was over 10+ years ago

    • @susk3326
      @susk3326 5 років тому +36

      @@Skyrocketrecords56 he is worth 500m

    • @legoresources
      @legoresources 5 років тому +71

      sushant kumar you mean 800mil

    • @susk3326
      @susk3326 5 років тому +45

      @@legoresources well my point was he is too rich to give a f.. , i mean he has worked hard for reaching that

    • @colleen6341
      @colleen6341 5 років тому +115

      JPxKillz it’s funnier if you close your eyes and imagine barry the bee saying it instead of jerry

  • @beeegman
    @beeegman 4 роки тому +4768

    Seinfeld: there's a difference between being cancelled and being number one
    Pewdiepie: I BEG TO DIFFER

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 4 роки тому +23

      who?

    • @cam5735
      @cam5735 4 роки тому +105

      @@nunyanunya4147 the biggest youtuber ever

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 4 роки тому +32

      @@cam5735 must not be that important if i never heard ov her

    • @wintertime9631
      @wintertime9631 4 роки тому +108

      nunya nunya ur cap we know yk

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 4 роки тому +20

      @@wintertime9631 english... do you speak it?

  • @AprehamLincoln
    @AprehamLincoln Рік тому +124

    I always thought it was weird that Pete Davidson joked about his father's death so much. But then my father passed away nearly a year ago and some of the best jokes my brother and I have ever told each other were about dad being gone.
    Also, Seinfeld is notoriously arrogant but the thing with Larry King was clearly just the two of them messing around with each other.

    • @losingapathy
      @losingapathy Рік тому

      laughing and being able to joke about the pain you've been through is healthy and a sign of moving on!

    • @_Ike
      @_Ike Рік тому +2

      Larry was very obviously getting fed up with how Jerry was reacting to that. That wasn't just messing around. That was Jerry getting butthurt because of his ego, and Larry getting sick of it.

    • @megyskermike
      @megyskermike 8 місяців тому

      A think people mistake Seinfelds tone (for people unfamiliar with the show and his comedy). He tries to make jokes constantly, it may be at the expense of others, but these are obviously jokes.
      He's also not the most emotionally intelligent guy out there and sometimes seems like he borders on the autistic, but again that's part of what made their show/his comedy.
      I'm not even that much of a fan of his stand up, but I can at least admit the guy isn't being a jerk all the time.

  • @aaron4ism
    @aaron4ism 5 років тому +1497

    Man that Jerry Seinfeld guy seems like a real jerk
    If I ever see him I'm gonna tell him "sucks Seinfeld was canceled man, what happened?" Lol

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 5 років тому +12

      And how is that not a “real jerk” thing to do?

    • @aaron4ism
      @aaron4ism 5 років тому +42

      Ismael San Antonio I seem to be in some sort of paradox here....
      Or so the Germans would have you believe

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 5 років тому +3

      Bruh

    • @aaron4ism
      @aaron4ism 5 років тому +10

      Ismael San Antonio it's a joke broski lol I guess you aren't familiar with norm Macdonald ? Wasn't being serious 😂

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 5 років тому +3

      Meh it’s hard to tell sometimes people get so worked up.

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable 3 роки тому +2354

    I'd watch a webseries: "Bill Burr Making Daytime TV Hosts Uncomfortable While the Crew Laughs"

    • @Emma-de2uu
      @Emma-de2uu 3 роки тому +6

      Why? That's not positive.

    • @Gheebuttersnaps1298
      @Gheebuttersnaps1298 3 роки тому +50

      @@Emma-de2uu cuz it’s hilarious. A good chunk of TV hosts ask some stupid questions like the one asking about ppl who got offended by his religion jokes when, if you’ve seen the show there aren’t rlly that many at all, and rather than answer it seriously and create more controversy he gives ppl a good laugh with a solid joke.

    • @IzkAndrew
      @IzkAndrew 3 роки тому +16

      @@Emma-de2uu it's nice watching them get a taste of their own medicine. These reporters and TV hosts are bullies

    • @dakotawest3507
      @dakotawest3507 2 роки тому +1

      Call it, 'Between Two Ferns While Parallel to Two More Ferns: With Bill Burr'

    • @369mohamad
      @369mohamad 2 роки тому +2

      I´d watch that lmaoooo

  • @mrmaidlemonade
    @mrmaidlemonade 5 років тому +727

    "You were being disrespectful to the Christian religion."
    "Who isn't?" Bill, I love you

    • @bowen1704
      @bowen1704 5 років тому +1

      Almightymegs Yeah Syria is burning them alive over there.

    • @LeJobastre1215
      @LeJobastre1215 5 років тому

      Have a little respect

    • @createusername6421
      @createusername6421 5 років тому +3

      @@LeJobastre1215 You got to understand religion is built on rape & murder even without religion there will still be rape & murder but it would just be anarchy so there isn't much of a difference the only difference I guess is one will be trying to hide the horrible past crimes while the other its just simply plain chaos now what's worse? I am not trying to ruin your religion I believe in black jesus myself haha

    • @Soulslayer612
      @Soulslayer612 5 років тому +2

      @@createusername6421 bro... read that bible again. no, I mean the whole thing. All the way. Done? Good, read it again.

    • @istheria9213
      @istheria9213 5 років тому

      @@Soulslayer612 Bible is one of my favorite books dude.

  • @allhandsondik7803
    @allhandsondik7803 2 роки тому +16

    Seinfeld is the high-school football star whos still riding the high of his last touchdown as he checks people out at Weis.

  • @Dincorta
    @Dincorta 3 роки тому +6006

    If I ever met Jerry Seinfeld I'd be too embarrassed to tell anyone about it.

    • @deeemm6010
      @deeemm6010 3 роки тому +63

      This is an excellent comment; and I hope it gets hundreds of likes.

    • @johnkeith2450
      @johnkeith2450 3 роки тому +196

      Have met him, said thanks for the laughs and he said thank you for enjoying my work...Was a pleasant exchange.

    • @Dincorta
      @Dincorta 3 роки тому +143

      @AntiBasketballAmerican No, Jerry, it’s just a statement of fact.

    • @Adamn19
      @Adamn19 3 роки тому

      Dumb, also you’d be a fan girl let’s be honest

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 роки тому +37

      @@Dincorta tbh he'd probably make you laugh your ass off. You arent some piece of shit paparazzi. You're a fan, you'd get a way different treatment.

  • @alburnett75
    @alburnett75 6 років тому +18649

    Seinfeld is a little full of himself

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 6 років тому +2499

      ALOT...not a little.

    • @Altmot
      @Altmot 6 років тому +1360

      Well to be fair he earned it

    • @nightdruid540
      @nightdruid540 6 років тому +3127

      GibbrianShooter no one earns the right to be an asshole lol. just because you have a success doesn't mean you get to quit being a good person

    • @CostonSkatesRegz
      @CostonSkatesRegz 6 років тому +955

      But when people who are supposed to be informed Journalists, Anchors, Interviewers, etc. are asking face value questions a quick google search would answer, AND you got 75 milli on the last episode, yeah you can be a jerk

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 6 років тому +526

      +Alex Coston Yeah he was a being a bit of a sensitive primadonna with Larry King, but the "journalist" on the street, THAT is the dude being the asshole there. He was just brushing the guy off because of his inane questions, not being a jerk.

  • @moosesnWoop
    @moosesnWoop 4 роки тому +3242

    Jerry Seinfield's "Do you know who I am" makes me cringe EVERYTIME

    • @Therealalbot
      @Therealalbot 4 роки тому +80

      except he is joking. And, it wasn't a good question.

    • @harvey4385
      @harvey4385 4 роки тому +236

      @@Therealalbot yeah but Seinfeld is always on a really high fucking horse

    • @pjmathison9787
      @pjmathison9787 4 роки тому +17

      Harvey Mc Nuggets I know right! Doesn’t he always cry that nobody cares about him on college campuses because they probably wasn’t alive when Seinfeld was on

    • @bigtommy9715
      @bigtommy9715 4 роки тому +78

      Prakriti he’s smiling and talking as if he’s joking but the way he says it u can tell he’s serious underneath

    • @glidersuzuki5572
      @glidersuzuki5572 4 роки тому +51

      @@Therealalbot except it wasn't funny and he was being a dick

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 роки тому +17

    Bill Burr is the most hilarious guy ever. He doesn’t take shit from nobody

  • @esterleng860
    @esterleng860 3 роки тому +523

    "So.. 's your dad still around?" I DIED

    • @Jarblyy
      @Jarblyy 3 роки тому +108

      ….. so did his dad :D

    • @nickname9001
      @nickname9001 3 роки тому +26

      @@Jarblyy BRUH

  • @gorillagorilla6602
    @gorillagorilla6602 5 років тому +1384

    60% of this is Bill Burr. I gotta say, I expected it. And I'm not disappointed.

    • @kenetmendoza2157
      @kenetmendoza2157 5 років тому

      Why would you be disappointed if you expected it?

    • @thog4914
      @thog4914 5 років тому +5

      Kenet Mendoza “hey baby, I’m expecting a child”

    • @kenetmendoza2157
      @kenetmendoza2157 5 років тому +1

      @@thog4914 Oh shit. At least we're not expecting an expecting baby

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 років тому +1

      @@kenetmendoza2157 you slow?

    • @kenetmendoza2157
      @kenetmendoza2157 5 років тому +1

      @@jq7323 The fuck are you on about?

  • @Necrophite78
    @Necrophite78 5 років тому +334

    Interviewer: "Don't you think you went a little too far?"
    Bill Burr: "This is a morning show, you and all kids watching are totally not ready for my answer XD"

  • @Meg-ge9yg
    @Meg-ge9yg 2 роки тому +12

    The Pete davis clips so wholesome cause you can tell the dude feels bad for the slip up but Pete just jokes about it

  • @sphakamisozondi
    @sphakamisozondi 5 років тому +3589

    Jerry is soo uncool for that. Overreacted for nothing.

    • @sphakamisozondi
      @sphakamisozondi 5 років тому +64

      @@banjaxedw.7880 Calm down bro, u seem bothered over someone's opinion. Chill.

    • @Samuel-je1mv
      @Samuel-je1mv 5 років тому +14

      Sphakamiso Zondi he learned it from Seinfeld

    • @sgbabie
      @sgbabie 5 років тому

      Sphakamiso Zondi timestamp?

    • @markashleymacatangay2874
      @markashleymacatangay2874 5 років тому +17

      @@banjaxedw.7880 he is not spoiled, he is just a douchebag has been that is bitter..
      wtf. that guy is good in comedy but he is a little too much in reality. literally a piece of shit.

    • @peterpana3176
      @peterpana3176 5 років тому

      @@banjaxedw.7880 Lol

  • @johnsteven211
    @johnsteven211 6 років тому +1757

    "don't you think the Catholic Church went a little too far" lmao 😂😂

    • @Blackguy-by3bt
      @Blackguy-by3bt 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😅

    • @Blackguy-by3bt
      @Blackguy-by3bt 5 років тому

      TurtleO’Confusion hållkäften din lilla korv

    • @dirtybaystrangler
      @dirtybaystrangler 5 років тому +28

      @TurtleO’Confusion Forget that, it was centuries ago. They've since moved on to fucking little boys.

    • @mrniceguy3660
      @mrniceguy3660 5 років тому +14

      TurtleO’Confusion The crusades are the reason why you're not speaking Arabic and are not living under sharia law right now, dumbass

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 5 років тому +8

      @@mrniceguy3660 you really live up to your name

  • @chickenlegsTV
    @chickenlegsTV 5 років тому +811

    It's kinda ironic how Seinfeld is arguing about being number on tv, while he's doing the interview for the Bee Movie.

  • @poppinpineapples3481
    @poppinpineapples3481 2 роки тому +5

    “A real stream of conversation thing” is the hardest I have laughed in like a year

  • @CARBINEZzZzZ
    @CARBINEZzZzZ 4 роки тому +404

    "I get it, you have a big desk"
    LOL

  • @jawbelly9174
    @jawbelly9174 5 років тому +439

    "What's your ideal life? Doing Nothing?"
    Me: *Sweats profusely*

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 4 роки тому +4

      Yo same. Is k dude we didn’t ask to be born lmao

    • @Thug_Nose
      @Thug_Nose 4 роки тому +3

      d tczyk so hard to be passionate about being a bum but at the same time be financially stable lol

    • @aoeu256
      @aoeu256 4 роки тому

      Define "doing nothin' ".

    • @aoeu256
      @aoeu256 4 роки тому +1

      @@Thug_Nose Live in a boat or maybe work remotely in Vietnam...

    • @deathb4bondage558
      @deathb4bondage558 4 роки тому +1

      he fuckin got em there. just cuz you have fuck you money doesnt mean you are going to fall off the face of the earth and watch twitch covered in cheetoh dust all day like you do

  • @cristianhuix8431
    @cristianhuix8431 4 роки тому +599

    I think we can settle on the fact that Jerry just gets off on feeling better and smarter than other people

    • @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory
      @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory 3 роки тому +8

      Insecurity I believe, i think the real shot cuts hom deep so he tries to deflect those things and comments like hes got a some bulletproof armor

    • @Ronmcdon-mb7bh
      @Ronmcdon-mb7bh 3 роки тому +22

      @@Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory UA-cam has so many psychologists doesn’t it

    • @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory
      @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ronmcdon-mb7bh I know nothin, just from observing friends and stuff, my ex was going for it and shared stuff but shes the one with the degree not me

    • @andrewcramer9200
      @andrewcramer9200 2 роки тому

      Don't we all though? :o

    • @jackrobinson9403
      @jackrobinson9403 2 роки тому +1

      Its a character, he's quite self aware and sees the flaws in his own personality. His Sign field persona is just himself but all the qualities turned up to 11. But don't ask me I've seen like 1 episode of his show.

  • @Deniz_Ce
    @Deniz_Ce 2 роки тому +7

    "There's a real stream of conciconsciousness thing happening here 🙂"
    "Yeah, it's called a conversation 😂🤦🏻"

  • @PepeTheFrog2016.
    @PepeTheFrog2016. 4 роки тому +1124

    "Don't you think the Catholic Church took it a little too far?" Lmaoo

    • @flynnholm6001
      @flynnholm6001 3 роки тому +24

      @User572 he's talking about the priests being pedophiles

    • @urielbecerra1050
      @urielbecerra1050 3 роки тому +5

      @User572 I think I rather die then get molested by an old man.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 3 роки тому +3

      @@urielbecerra1050 it's really sad how many kids have had to go through that

    • @aurelien5747
      @aurelien5747 3 роки тому +3

      @@Buttington_Headerson and it’s terrifying how they’re not doing anything about it

    • @NoNo-cz3un
      @NoNo-cz3un 3 роки тому +4

      @User572
      Yep. Parents were like that to me. Sucked, but I got through it. If I had kids, I'd let them pick their own religion or lack of after they have developed enough judgement. It's not something that should be forced on anyone. Sure, I respect some aspects of religion and think it can be beneficial for some, but going too far is just ridiculous.

  • @shawncox6719
    @shawncox6719 4 роки тому +1046

    I felt like Seinfeld was being a Douche. King's trying to start a conversation about it and Jerry acting like he dropped his ice cream.

    • @vloghog1
      @vloghog1 4 роки тому +25

      King was unprepared as usual and asked dumb questions.

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 4 роки тому +12

      Well, sometimes a joke lands and sometimes people just think that you are a dick for saying what you said. If Seinfeld doesn't have his joke cards or Larry David to write him something, he just comes across as an insecure asshole. Probably because he lives in a world where he was seriously on top of the game and now nobody gives two shits. Imagine having that kind of success and then never following it up with anything remotely good or even terribly shit like the Bee Movie.

    • @Cricketmane
      @Cricketmane 3 роки тому +7

      I thought it was funny, but he drug it out too long. Looked like he was about to get slapped by Larry King 😂

    • @samueloneill1252
      @samueloneill1252 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dominian1 Well, then fade into obscurity. stop going on shows. He just comes off like a complete prick, and he was lucky david did his ass on curb. How about not being a prick and just being real. Thats what Larry does and it keeps working. Because that is fucking funny...

    • @AAAFilm-yt7gx
      @AAAFilm-yt7gx 3 роки тому +7

      Jerry Seinfeld is a comedian. Larry king gave him some material and Jerry ran with it. It’s sad that people just don’t get that.

  • @bobtheyob
    @bobtheyob 4 роки тому +1170

    Seinfield "I wasn't cancelled" also Seinfeld "I'm here promoting Bee Movie"

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 4 роки тому +61

      The reality is that the real mind behind the show was Larry David, who quit the show two years before Seinfeld quit. Now Larry David is still a very funny comedian with his own show, while the only reason Jerry can fill a room, is because of his legacy. But let's not twist history here: They begged Seinfeld to stay for the cash cow. He ended it on top.

  • @andrewwray1100
    @andrewwray1100 2 роки тому +10

    That whole youtube convention with Norm McDonald is comedy gold

  • @johnsmith-de2py
    @johnsmith-de2py 5 років тому +2495

    Dude it kinda seems like Seinfeld is looking for something to be offended over.

    • @thelastofthebrohicans
      @thelastofthebrohicans 5 років тому +81

      Giovanni Ciampolini lol whoa there

    • @Nootlest
      @Nootlest 5 років тому +4

      @@JoeSpaccacacchi69 who the hell are you

    • @nikolay5511
      @nikolay5511 5 років тому +68

      @@Nootlest Giovanni Ciampolini it says it right there you illiterate fuck

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 років тому +30

      Giovanni Ciampolini this comment was funnier than all 180 episodes of seinfeld

    • @thatnigga7931
      @thatnigga7931 5 років тому +3

      @@thelastmemphian did you watch the episode where elaine makes fun of that woman that doesn't move her arms when she walks?

  • @maximum-oversaiyan
    @maximum-oversaiyan 4 роки тому +667

    wow, jerry seinfeld sounds like he needs to be told he's a good boy. holy shit lmfao

    • @poodleman65000
      @poodleman65000 4 роки тому +3

      If he was my dog I would have crated him three times.

  • @lanemcdonough5565
    @lanemcdonough5565 3 роки тому +842

    1:29 I love how the crew in the background are laughing at Bill’s joke while the show hosts aren’t even laughing. Makes the show hosts seem like tools.

    • @lanemcdonough5565
      @lanemcdonough5565 3 роки тому +24

      @@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow Seriously though? You can't have Bill Burr come on your morning show and not laugh. Just kind of boring imo.

    • @Luke-ih1oc
      @Luke-ih1oc 3 роки тому +5

      Uh no. First of all you can hear one of them laugh very loudly on mic. Secondly, you can clearly see them smiling when the camera pans back. They don't seem like tools at all.

    • @JC20XX
      @JC20XX 2 роки тому +1

      @@Luke-ih1oc asking the question was bad enough.

    • @Axtros1024
      @Axtros1024 2 роки тому +11

      Bro the guy laughed at his joke about wanting to talk to the lady about Jesus and the lady laughed after his joke about comparing killer whales to priests. You can see the lady, after the whale joke genuinely laugh. She shut her eyes and hung her head in a "omg this guy" kind of way. They both knew exactly what he was talking about but they can't exactly agree or start guffawing or they'd probably lose their jobs.

  • @mq6389
    @mq6389 8 місяців тому +2

    “There’s a real stream of conversation going on here,”
    “Yah, it’s called Conversation.”
    😂

  • @KingofChicago17
    @KingofChicago17 4 роки тому +4638

    Jerry Seinfeld needs to get over himself. He wasn't even the best comedian in his own show.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 роки тому +262

      for real. kramer, then george, then jerry and eileen were pretty much tied for last.
      edit: not to mention it was written by larry david

    • @nikhilsrinivas8323
      @nikhilsrinivas8323 4 роки тому +80

      Actually Newman was better than jerry

    • @TheMacNilly
      @TheMacNilly 4 роки тому +108

      Fucking TRASH ass overrated ass show

    • @zHaste
      @zHaste 4 роки тому +128

      Nah, the show is great, but Seinfeld is a massive ass

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому +70

      Seinfelds success was ALL Larry David

  • @John.420
    @John.420 5 років тому +616

    Larry just turned 124 give him a break. He was 97 when Seinfeld was on

    • @katiecvlogs9361
      @katiecvlogs9361 5 років тому +5

      DJ CRACKADEMIKS 😂😂😂😂

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 5 років тому +49

      For a second I actually believed this.

  • @dafunk39
    @dafunk39 5 років тому +1177

    7:50 "Do my armpits smell....oh, I forgot about the camera, now I have to make it look like I was stretching my neck."

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 2 роки тому +39

    Bill's 'aw good lord' puts a smile on my face. Casual blasphemy that goes unnoticed when being accused of offending the christian people

  • @volsfan6634
    @volsfan6634 5 років тому +2206

    “You’re being disrespectful to the Christian religion”
    *”Good Lord”*

    • @SrChalice
      @SrChalice 5 років тому +74

      "After this I wanted to talk to you about Jesus" 😂😂😂

    • @hedrinklz
      @hedrinklz 5 років тому +1

      Yes! Because it's a religion! Man, google "religion" how bout? Are you fuckin allergic to research?

    • @-TK-
      @-TK- 5 років тому +58

      It's fair to assume those priests were also a bit disrespectful to the christian religion when they raped those little boys..

    • @andrex1456
      @andrex1456 4 роки тому

      d.7 oh no...

    • @oldladywhocantdrivewell7545
      @oldladywhocantdrivewell7545 4 роки тому

      @@-TK- thats gods will

  • @SeverinSnake
    @SeverinSnake 4 роки тому +1778

    Seinfeld: "I don't make prejudice jokes."
    Seinfeld: "Can you even get fired in Sweden?"

    • @donsolos
      @donsolos 4 роки тому +45

      Lmao I didnt put that together but now that I think about it he probably did that on purpose

    • @bert1855
      @bert1855 4 роки тому +115

      Or how about how every character on Seinfeld who isn't a Jew or a waspy white person is a massive stereotypical representation. Italians, Indians, Chinese, all caricatures. The only stereotype they seemed to avoid was black people, and they managed that by just not having very many on the show. I love Seinfeld and don't take any offense at all, honestly I think its hilarious. I just think its pretty funny watching him clutch his pearls over prejudice when you can watch a few episodes of Seinfeld and watch him do rain dances around cigar store Indians and stuff.

    • @CaptainTae
      @CaptainTae 3 роки тому +20

      “Will the Swedish government even allow that?”
      So questioning a government is prejudiced? Interesting take.

    • @gregveneklasen4380
      @gregveneklasen4380 3 роки тому +10

      Uh, since when are Swedes an oppressed group? He was making a political/social joke on the dem socialism government - surely that is obvious?

    • @gregveneklasen4380
      @gregveneklasen4380 3 роки тому +2

      @@bert1855 Ya know, very good point, thank you.

  • @lllrdeye8079
    @lllrdeye8079 5 років тому +501

    Dude smelling pits at 7:51 then actin like stretching

  • @andyspendlove1019
    @andyspendlove1019 6 місяців тому +1

    Jerry’s nasally voice cracking: “Do YoU kNoW wHo I aM?”
    Larry: “the Bee movie comes out this weekend in theaters”
    Insane burn

  • @Okami-Chann
    @Okami-Chann 6 років тому +398

    "Worried about this matching this now look at you" lmaooooo 5:15

    • @siiv86
      @siiv86 6 років тому +8

      That was hilarious

    • @LookingTheBest
      @LookingTheBest 6 років тому

      Probably the best! Lmao!!

    • @LookingTheBest
      @LookingTheBest 6 років тому +1

      In all fairness I think we all thought Bill was playing a Cop in Breaking Bad XD!!!

    • @Victorianous
      @Victorianous 6 років тому

      I enjoyed watching that guy's face in in the background.

    • @nikkoXmercado
      @nikkoXmercado 6 років тому

      Did he just think he was Hank?

  • @kaloyankolev9804
    @kaloyankolev9804 3 роки тому +452

    "I understand it's a morning show" lmao bill is a legend

  • @andreasvb1142
    @andreasvb1142 5 років тому +400

    "You didn't do your research. You were a little too worried about this matching this, and now look at you!" Legend ^_^

  • @OutHereOnThePerimeter
    @OutHereOnThePerimeter 6 місяців тому +1

    God Bill Burr is so sharp. That shuffling around killer whales joke just literally made me spit out my drink…