Hey let’s add crossbows into the game. But wait, let’s make the main focus a regular bow for the entire dlc. This does not honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
Didn't know some of the new armor and weapons from the AE of Skyrim were Aedra artifacts. Usually focus on the Daedra. Thank you for this sermon Dagoth. Here's my honor for the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
How do you weild a bow AND a SHIELD? Sendar: "Feel my Mercy!!" *drops hammer on some poor n'wah* Truly Lord Dagoth is wise these are truly false gods who do not honor the sixth house and the tribe unmorned.
Not sure, but you can in Morrowind. You can't USE the shield, but you benefit from having it equipped (it still gives you its armor rating and, I assume, any constant effect enchants it might have. But you can't block with it)
I love how every time Lord Dagoth goes back to the grand and intoxicating innocense of Geoffrey putting the most important artifact kept by the mongrel dogs of the empire on a wooden chest that by the looks of it, didn't even have an adept level lock.
Some these look useful. Unfortunately, they suffer from the terminal flaw of having been made by the Aedra false gods and not by the Dunmer gods. False as they also were, at least they were Dunmer and the creation of the items would have been more competent and more likely to honor the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned.
What a grand and intoxicating sermon. A fun fact: some sources claim that the Chim-El Adabal was made from lorkhans blood when the heart was shot across tamriel, and akatosh used it as a source to make his covenant.
Bro imagine akatoshs face when he sees this amazing amulet that he put actual time effort and a literal part of his soul for these people just for it to get put in some idiots wooden box
If I may add, Lord Dagoth: Akatosh's Talon is a fine weapon that may or may not be of Aedric origin; however, its power and sheer excellence in design evokes divine wonderment. I for one have used it once beforehand in a two-handed build that I created in an attempt to roleplay as a mongrel dog of the Empire, and with thine ability to essentially exploit the crafting system of Skyrim, I was able to achieve near God-like attack power with it in my possession.
I may be an N'Wah Nord, but I honor the 6th House and the Tribe Unmourned. We are brothers in the fight against the Imperial Dogs and both scorn the farm tools of the south.
As long as you honor the Sixth HOuse and the Tribe Unmourned, and keep out of Resdayn, whch rightfully belongs to the people of Veloth, even the n'wah Nords can be respected.
Much as the moth priest translate the Elder Scrolls we must thank Zake & Zack (or the Zaedra as they maybe known) for translating the words of Lord Dagoth to us near mortals.
Thank you Lord Dagoth for your sermons this Honors the 6th House and the Tribe Unmoured because I don't need false god's artifacts I am an ascended sleeper. Your sermons have helped me to see things your way and I for real now treat khajiit and argonians as farmtools and other races are outlander n'wah infidels thank you for showing me the way with your sermons ! Glory to the 6th House and Tribe unmourned !
I was expecting Lord Dagoth to recite the Berserk copypasta about Stendarr's Hammer, but I understand why he didn't. It would not have honoured the sixth house and the tribe unmourned to do such a service to the tool of a false god.
Every time I get ahold of Chrysamere I give it to one of my followers. I'm already running around with the Bloodskal Blade, and its a whole DND party with Serana, Kharjo, and Jzargo. Two vampires, two khajiits- I mean farmtools, in Crusader armor. A truly unholy alliance.
The stuff about artifacts abandoning their owner is remnant (you could say "an artifact") of Arena and Daggerfall, where artifacts disappeared upon reaching zero durability and couldn’t be repaired beforehand (at least through normal means).
Is it just me, or when Dagoth Ur said "Cuirass," it sounded like he said "queer-ass?" Freaking June and pride month, so help me, if Dagoth starts Downing Bud Lights, we're going to have some problems here!?! More like "The House that got Boned!"
i still want a video of dagoth and pelinal roasting each other, it would be a matchup the likes of dio vs jotaro coz they are both drawing power from lorkhan
One small little lore fix. The Chim el Adabal or Amulet of Kings was an Ayleid artifact created with Lorkhan's blood, not Akatosh's blood, and it was before Alessia started her uprising.
Lord Dagoth, your sermon was educational as always, how can the false gods hope to stand against the Sixth house if their champions weapons abandon them in time of need? How foolish
The real question is: was Torasa Aram the right custodian for the artifiacts brought to her by Nerevar Reborn? Perhaps she enjoyed hosting them for a time despite the heavy expenditure of gold, but not even the High Ordinators can prevent the false gods from stealing their artifacts back.
Only an aedric false god would give a mortal a weapon that makes them invincible. Thank you Lord Dagoth for demonstrating their inferiority in your sermon. What a fool Pelinal is. You are a God, how can he kill a God?
Thank you Lord Dagoth Ur for the potential spoils of war from these N'wah false gods. Though a few seem like one off things that should already be broken. Eh, this Akaviri N'wah will collect them anyway to spite the wielders and these self righteous false gods. Glory to The Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned.
I have a question for Lord Dagoth; if I have my farm tools honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned (like any self-respecting Dunmer would), is their worship any less relevant than that from say, praise from n'wahs? Glory to the Sixth House.
You mean the same Snow Elves who completely wiped out a Nord colony minding their own business in an attempt to get The Eye of Mangus? Everyone rags on the 500 but let's not forget who took the first swing.
Auriel's Bow and shield are both in Morrowind, but I don't think there's anything special about them there. They are equipped by some dudes at the ghost gate wearing glass armor and Daedric helmets.
As cool as these Aedric and Daedric artefacts are, I have no interest in them as they weren't made by the one true god Dagoth Ur. Please Lord Dagoth, bless us today and show those false gods what a farse they are
He is the lord and father of the Mountain. He sleeps, but when he wakes, we shall rise from our dreams, shall sweep our land clean of the n'wah. Why have you denied him? As Lord Dagoth has said, 'All shall greet him as flesh, or as dust.
There’s no possible way to adequately honor The Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned without a tier list version of this sermon. Am I supposed to read Dagoth Ur’s mind for the rankings? He’s a god. How can I read the mind of a god?
true gods don't bleed. Lord Dagoth Ur himself has no blood, and thus cannot be killed unless mortals have the power to bring blood unto this fellow god using the tools.
I am here to honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned yet again Lord Dagoth however i must say i nearly threw up hearing about all of this fake god artefact talk
Hey let’s add crossbows into the game. But wait, let’s make the main focus a regular bow for the entire dlc. This does not honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
Thank you for the sermon lord Dagoth
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Didn't know some of the new armor and weapons from the AE of Skyrim were Aedra artifacts. Usually focus on the Daedra. Thank you for this sermon Dagoth. Here's my honor for the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
AE?
@@Unkle_Genny anniversary edition
is there a list for these artifacts yet? Ive only ever found Auriel’s bow
A wooden chest hidden in an painfully obvious secret room
Like how stupid is he. I still can't get over it.
@@ZakeandZach what a grand & intoxicating innocence 😂
How do you weild a bow AND a SHIELD? Sendar: "Feel my Mercy!!" *drops hammer on some poor n'wah* Truly Lord Dagoth is wise these are truly false gods who do not honor the sixth house and the tribe unmorned.
Stendarr: THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!
maybe he just used it as a really big gavel?
"How do you wield a bow and a shield?" Ask the Mongolian's! Or the Comanche! LOL
Not sure, but you can in Morrowind. You can't USE the shield, but you benefit from having it equipped (it still gives you its armor rating and, I assume, any constant effect enchants it might have. But you can't block with it)
I love how every time Lord Dagoth goes back to the grand and intoxicating innocense of Geoffrey putting the most important artifact kept by the mongrel dogs of the empire on a wooden chest that by the looks of it, didn't even have an adept level lock.
Some these look useful. Unfortunately, they suffer from the terminal flaw of having been made by the Aedra false gods and not by the Dunmer gods. False as they also were, at least they were Dunmer and the creation of the items would have been more competent and more likely to honor the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned.
What a grand and intoxicating sermon. A fun fact: some sources claim that the Chim-El Adabal was made from lorkhans blood when the heart was shot across tamriel, and akatosh used it as a source to make his covenant.
Some would say there the same
But Lorkhan's blood was black? Ebony is literally Lorkhan's blood.
@@georgeoldsterd8994 Chim-el Adabal: A Ballad links it to Lorkhan's blood. Assumedly, the Well it fell in magically changed its colour.
Bro imagine akatoshs face when he sees this amazing amulet that he put actual time effort and a literal part of his soul for these people just for it to get put in some idiots wooden box
If I may add, Lord Dagoth: Akatosh's Talon is a fine weapon that may or may not be of Aedric origin; however, its power and sheer excellence in design evokes divine wonderment. I for one have used it once beforehand in a two-handed build that I created in an attempt to roleplay as a mongrel dog of the Empire, and with thine ability to essentially exploit the crafting system of Skyrim, I was able to achieve near God-like attack power with it in my possession.
I’m strokin’ my Dagoth, I got lotion on my Dagoth rn
That is so random bro 😂
this pleases me more than seeing farmtools actually doing work.
I may be an N'Wah Nord, but I honor the 6th House and the Tribe Unmourned. We are brothers in the fight against the Imperial Dogs and both scorn the farm tools of the south.
As long as you honor the Sixth HOuse and the Tribe Unmourned, and keep out of Resdayn, whch rightfully belongs to the people of Veloth, even the n'wah Nords can be respected.
I come to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmounred. I listen and hear your sermon lord dagoth ur
Much as the moth priest translate the Elder Scrolls we must thank Zake & Zack (or the Zaedra as they maybe known) for translating the words of Lord Dagoth to us near mortals.
I've received the sermons
Auriel's Shield makes the weilder invincible. . .guess that Falmer that had it didn't get the memo.
Just in time for another spectacular sermon from our lord Dagoth
Thank you Lord Dagoth for your sermons this Honors the 6th House and the Tribe Unmoured because I don't need false god's artifacts I am an ascended sleeper.
Your sermons have helped me to see things your way and I for real now treat khajiit and argonians as farmtools and other races are outlander n'wah infidels thank you for showing me the way with your sermons ! Glory to the 6th House and Tribe unmourned !
Come Nerevar Come, Zake and Zach uploaded another video
thanks for the sermon lord dagoth i’d love a tier list version and also good luck
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I'm confused, Martin Septim, priest of the Divines, said that the Aedra don't have artifacts. That's a direct quote.
he's also THE mongrel dog of the empire, so he absolutely cannot be trusted
I was expecting Lord Dagoth to recite the Berserk copypasta about Stendarr's Hammer, but I understand why he didn't. It would not have honoured the sixth house and the tribe unmourned to do such a service to the tool of a false god.
Every time I get ahold of Chrysamere I give it to one of my followers. I'm already running around with the Bloodskal Blade, and its a whole DND party with Serana, Kharjo, and Jzargo.
Two vampires, two khajiits- I mean farmtools, in Crusader armor. A truly unholy alliance.
Such wise words, truly honoured to be a member of the 6th house and the tribe unmourned my lord
The stuff about artifacts abandoning their owner is remnant (you could say "an artifact") of Arena and Daggerfall, where artifacts disappeared upon reaching zero durability and couldn’t be repaired beforehand (at least through normal means).
This enriched my life in a positive way today.
Lord Dagoth, have you thought of making an Elder Scrolls OST tier list?
Hey, thanks for the idea!
Please we all know nerevar rising is going to come in first place
Listening to dagoth lecture while sort out alchemy ingredients in my totally not modded in house in balmora is surprising relaxing xD
Is it just me, or when Dagoth Ur said "Cuirass," it sounded like he said "queer-ass?" Freaking June and pride month, so help me, if Dagoth starts Downing Bud Lights, we're going to have some problems here!?! More like "The House that got Boned!"
All glory to the sixth house and tribe of unmourned.
7:43 ok, what our Holy Lord said about Savos Aren got me, thank you for this sermon
Dumbledored
i still want a video of dagoth and pelinal roasting each other, it would be a matchup the likes of dio vs jotaro coz they are both drawing power from lorkhan
So, say I painted weirdly proportioned anime waifu with the brush of Dibella...
The lord's mail: "This is a cuirass of unsurpassable quality."
Me wearing legendary enchanted dragonbone armor with enchantments: "Really, do tell?"
I am here supporting the Divine Crusader he will put all you knife ears and knife ear supporters to the sword
I eagerly await the day we get artifacts for the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
Thank you lord dagoth ur
One small little lore fix. The Chim el Adabal or Amulet of Kings was an Ayleid artifact created with Lorkhan's blood, not Akatosh's blood, and it was before Alessia started her uprising.
Lord Dagoth, your sermon was educational as always, how can the false gods hope to stand against the Sixth house if their champions weapons abandon them in time of need? How foolish
Thank you Lord Dagoth👍
At times I wonder if we'll run out of good sermon topics soon. What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
There are too many characters and too many sermons
The real question is: was Torasa Aram the right custodian for the artifiacts brought to her by Nerevar Reborn? Perhaps she enjoyed hosting them for a time despite the heavy expenditure of gold, but not even the High Ordinators can prevent the false gods from stealing their artifacts back.
Oh Lord Dagoth we thank you for our daily dose of Dagoth. We thank you for the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned. Dagoth’men.
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
OOOOO Pelinal vs Dagoth Sneak peek ! #Team6thHouse #DagothUr
#PelinalIsN'wah
This is some knife ear propaganda if I've ever seen it
Auriel forgot that Mehrunes Dagon and Hermaeus Mora are the only ones with enough limbs to use a bow and a shield at the same time.
Can we get a weapon in TES VI from you, glorious Daggoth?
Lord Dagoth, please bless us with a review of all the Dagoth Ur A.I. UA-cam channels. Try not to zero-sum tho.
Why isn't there a video about Dagoth Ur's tier list Oblivion factions?
There is.
@@ZakeandZach I saw only where Dagoth helps to pick a faction in Oblivion... but I may have missed some, didn't I?
I shall mourn your tribe unmourned.
Come look upon the video and see the heart of lokhan.
Auriels bow is also in morrowind
It smells faintly of ash yams.
thank you for the sermon lord Dagoth
6th house forever
It's just occurred to me that Pelinal is pretty much Liberty Prime.
The happy little accidents
I herby honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
Dagoth helps pick creation club content
Chrysamere 10/10
Not a bad weapon
I must write upon the parchment down below
6:21
Dagoth you pronounce Akulakhan quite oddly here
Writing on the parchment down below...
Lord Dagoth, 5:04 how come Mankar used an amulet that only a Septim could use? How come his daughter was trusted to read an Elder Scroll?
Also; Stendarr's hammer looks ridiculous, a giant block on a stick as narrow as a toothpick.
Only an aedric false god would give a mortal a weapon that makes them invincible.
Thank you Lord Dagoth for demonstrating their inferiority in your sermon. What a fool Pelinal is. You are a God, how can he kill a God?
Oh shit. Dagoth is gonna get delt with.
Thank you Lord Dagoth Ur for the potential spoils of war from these N'wah false gods. Though a few seem like one off things that should already be broken. Eh, this Akaviri N'wah will collect them anyway to spite the wielders and these self righteous false gods. Glory to The Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned.
Why are there only eight?
5:55 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I have a question for Lord Dagoth; if I have my farm tools honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned (like any self-respecting Dunmer would), is their worship any less relevant than that from say, praise from n'wahs? Glory to the Sixth House.
Yes, but they're still a Farmtool
Kick his ass Pelinal!
Ah yes, Auri-El, the scumbag god who abandoned the Snow Elves to be tortured and mutated by the Dwemer. Dagoth Ur is loyal to his followers 👍
You mean the same Snow Elves who completely wiped out a Nord colony minding their own business in an attempt to get The Eye of Mangus? Everyone rags on the 500 but let's not forget who took the first swing.
Dagoth going to get his ass handed to him by the Lord Crusader Pelinal.
They'll both try . . .but not in the way we think.
What a grand and intoxicating sermon by Lord Dagoth, preaching about false n’wah godly artifacts.
Lord dagoth. Who do you think is an equal or acceptable to not be a false god?
Jiub
Auriel's Bow and shield are both in Morrowind, but I don't think there's anything special about them there. They are equipped by some dudes at the ghost gate wearing glass armor and Daedric helmets.
As cool as these Aedric and Daedric artefacts are, I have no interest in them as they weren't made by the one true god Dagoth Ur. Please Lord Dagoth, bless us today and show those false gods what a farse they are
He is the lord and father of the Mountain. He sleeps, but when he wakes, we shall rise from our dreams, shall sweep our land clean of the n'wah. Why have you denied him? As Lord Dagoth has said, 'All shall greet him as flesh, or as dust.
Stendarr's hammer is as useless and burden as his vigilances
Dagoth-senpai lectures us again! uWu
There’s no possible way to adequately honor The Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned without a tier list version of this sermon.
Am I supposed to read Dagoth Ur’s mind for the rankings? He’s a god. How can I read the mind of a god?
I'll make one
Dagoth x Pelinal = enemies to lovers BL
This is just seriously listing the lore of each item.
I expected some jokes and maybe a rating. commentry.
It was a weird period
More jokes in recent vids
true gods don't bleed. Lord Dagoth Ur himself has no blood, and thus cannot be killed unless mortals have the power to bring blood unto this fellow god using the tools.
I pity dagoth for he has stoked the ire of pelinal...
Nah, Pelinal would tear Dagoth Ur apart
If i was given the chance to give you keening and sunder i would have. Game was made by false gods, it's the only explanation.
I am here to honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned yet again Lord Dagoth however i must say i nearly threw up hearing about all of this fake god artefact talk
E
We do not need this guy
I can't take Auriel's Bow seriously. It's at the core of the Dawnguard DLC for Skyrim but the whole time I just think of it as the Ash Yam Bow.
What a grand and intoxicating video
can auriel's bow used on dagoth ur
Skyrim has these too
man thinks he's dj dagoth lmao
Nah, we are different