GTA 5 but its just Davey
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- Опубліковано 11 лют 2025
- This video was inspired by GTA 5 But Only Lamar, but instead it's Davey, since our depressed accountant needs some love as well.
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Davey!
How you doing
About as good as can be expected
"But the news is not good."
I dont know what your talking about?
I know you did that fucking jewelry job.
Imagine being Dave seeing Michael falling from the sky
I don't know what you're talkin about
Michael: “Davey! How you doing?”
Davey: 😦
Blimp strats
DAVY😁
Another normal day for Dave.
If there's ever a good kind of corrupt person, it would be someone like Dave Norton.
Yes, that’s where you would put Davey, under “Chaotic Good” in the alignment chart.
@@Donkey_LipsI'd call Dave lawful neutral.
I agree!
He’s better than his selfish egomaniacal boss Steve Haines.
@@Donkey_Lipsexcept, he was willing to blackmail Michael into doing his bidding being that his career was damn near ruined by his boss Haines. He was tied every which way, it just happened to work in the end
Mike toreno >>>
A small detail that just hit me after 10 years of this game: Michael and Trevor use nickname to avoid identity being exposed when doing jobs, but when Michael was first shot in the prologue, Trevor was so affectionate that he literally called his name out despite having possible pursuers nearby
Made me cry
Yeah Trevor’s whole story is really sad given that the entire time micheal lied and tried to get away. And it has to hurt considering Trevor loves micheal so much. He’s an incredibly loyal person.
am i missing something here? what r the nicknames
am i missing something here? what r the nicknames
@@yeet-- Michel calls Trevor "T"
Whoever voiced Dave did a phenomenal job
Julian Gamble
I think the guy did more than just voice acting
@@scruber64_ You’re right, he probably MoCapped for him too. Shouldn’t overlook that kind of stuff
Mo cap is definitely acting, it's not just "voice acting"
*Damn. God damn Davey. he killed brad all of times.*
So i realized that Davey is also one of the most complex character. He's the kind of guy who see the world that is not black and white. he is willing to do a dirty job in order to keep things clean. and he doesnt use michael as a tool. in fact, he respects him enough and keep his promise by at the end of the game.
Helps that he has the narcissistic sociopath Steve Haines around to make him look reasonable.
In that sense he fulfills the role also held by Mike Toreno, the ULP Contact and Wade Heston.
The life of an anti-hero
Yeah, he never betrays Michael or anything
i love morally gray federal agent characters. gotta be one of my favorite genders
Notice how Mike's movements when Brad got shot. His reaction is delayed until he see Brad go down. And then improvises from that point. Look how he was staring at Trevor before the shot. Meaning he was waiting for Davey to shoot him.
Michael doesn’t actually get shot. There’s no visible blood or a bullet wound, and he covers it with his hand to hide that from Trevor. I’m guessing he just improvised getting shot as a way to separate himself from Trevor as things didn’t go as planned. Dave just kept shooting to not make it seem suspicious I’m guessing, but with no intention to actually hit Mike as they had a deal at that point.
@@dy1angi11ey6 I know I'm saying look at his reaction to when Brad got shot instead of Trevor.
@@dy1angi11ey6wait they had a deal before the job in Ludendorff?
@@cardboardcapeii4286Michael never actually was in Witness protection witness protection for what no one was convicted of anything
Brad walked in front of the shot that was supposed to kill Trevor
"All you need is some standard gear, one of them being a massive fucking helicopter. Very standard."- Davey
And to think it’s the same kind of chopper you also use in the Offshore Merryweather Heist😅
yeah we could have just done what trevor did and raid fort zancudo again@@KyoJo_V5
@@11bullo55I wish if you did that version of the Merryweather heist that you got to keep more of the paleto score's cut due to not having to buy a cargobob
A massive fucking helicopter that will cost at least a couple million dollars
Oh no worries there Trevor here he just came in to a lot of money.
Very underrated character in my opinion, his actions were cold asf, his interactions were very interesting and his role in the story is fundamental
Voicemails when they don't respond back.
1. Dave Norton leave a message
2. (Beverly voicemail) hello I'm busy changing the world right now
Its kinda shitty that davey is a more interesting character than franklin.
@@ThomasCarnage-q2c
How? Franklin is arguably the protagonist of the story and a man trying to move on from pyramid scheme gangs. Seems interesting to me.
@@irvinmorales1409Michael is
@@ThomasCarnage-q2che’s only “interesting” in the sense of his role in the prologue and as a supporting character in the storyline. But otherwise, not so much.
I love how the first and last times we hear Dave on the phone with Michael, the conversations are mirrors of each other. In the beginning of the game, Michael pretends like his life and family are good and Dave pretends his job is going well, but at the end of the game, they actually mean the things they say regarding those things.
this is why i love the gta 5 story, it's such a fun trainwreck to see it all slowly unfold
drama, action, comedy
it's so fun
@@nathanpierce7681Honestly GTA 5 along with Red Dead Redemption 2 and 1 are the best games produced of all time.
It's not a literature masterpiece but damn is it a fun one
1:10
Davey: “Are you behaving yourself?”
Micheal: “Of course”
*slowly turns toward car he had driven trough a car dealership window*
tbh thats probably tame by michael standards 😂
Just after assaulting the dealership owner😂
😂
@@matthewriley7826🤣
Davey is the real hero of GTA V. Never forget.
Fr. The 3 main characters would’ve been wanted criminals and on the run sort of like Johnny from TLAD if it wasn’t for Dave. Ofc Dave didn’t do that unconditionally and made them do suicidal jobs (mainly bc Steve demanded it) but as far as corrupt officials go Dave is one of the few with honor and covered up after not just Mike but the other 2 as well for their efforts
Dave was such a neutral practical character every move he made was for the greater good of things. I think even Trevor somewhat respected him cause Michael told Trevor that Dave was their real ways out on the last mission and to spare him but best believe if Norton acted like Steve Trevor would’ve put him down too. He’s an interesting addition to a gta story because while most gta protagonist spend time avoiding government it’s interesting to see Michael have someone he can make deals with on the inside
21:09 has to be the most LEGENDARY moment of these three together.
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
Trevor: See no evil
Franklin: Speak no evil
Michael: Hear no evil
1:16 seeing micheal and Dave having a genuinely nice conversation doesn’t look right
Now i need your definition of genuine
*Damn. God damn Davey. he killed brad all of times.*
it's sarcastic as hell. Are you 12?
@@bmw.motorsportsomeone no happy👀
@@Wak-man67Someone certainly no happy
Davey: "When is Michael gonna ge- is that a blimp?"
Observatory: Collapses
“Davey! How ‘ya been?” 🙃
@@ducks3449 About as good as can be expected.
Davey sounds like my high school math teacher.
Maybe he is
@@goanimatenetwork3550 I mean, I haven't seen him in a long time, I bet he could be working for the FIB in Los Santos and is in bed with bank robbers.
I always thought that would be a more fitting profession for someone with such a stick up the ass
Now I think about it, Davey looks like he's a high school teacher lmao
@@fandomthegirl he looks like that guy from spider man 2 who was the boss of robbers who stole music instruments
Michael 50% of the time:
"Davey! :D"
Michael the other 50%:
"Fuck you, Dave >:("
It’s a love-hate relationship💖
Only the strongest friendships
boyfriends
2:55
@@thomasquwack9503 real
I love how during the standoff, everyone's holding their guns steady with two hands, but Dave held his one-handed in a lazy posture.
He's probably just got better shit do to lmao
@@jamesparkes8776 Or frustrated because of additional heat coming
Can't blame bro 😭
Dave is like a chill dude. Well, as chill as a corrupt FIB agent can be.
And it contrasts with the very un-chill Steve Haines.
Below average, might I add!
@@mark030a Wonder why Dave never used a suppressor during the prologue.
but he's corrupt in a good way
@@matthewriley7826
Davey isn't good but he's a saint compared to Haines. At least he's as sincere as he can be.
"The Three Cunts" always got me 😂
Dave calls his superior ''Mr Leisurewear'' while Mickey calls him ''Dickwat'' is funny as Trevor yelling YES every time lol😂😂😂
15:57 i LOVE that comparison where there’s Davey talking killing someone, a man being tortured, and he’s casually just asking if Michael wants a coffee. i love this game
"Yeah Dave, what can you do about me " -Steve
"Heres Trevor" -Dave
thats some solid foreshadowing
Steve (Dickwad): :0
I never realised it this way.
Huge missed opportunity to not include "DAVE NORTON. LEAVE A MESSAGE" at the end lol.
Awwww man that’s a good idea! Should’ve done that lol✨
@@KyoJo_V5do it then
@@rajanand926videos already released and i doubt they wanna go through the effort of deleting the video, editing it then re-uploading it for something which might be slightly funny to some people
34:12
Love how smooth Davey's draw is here, he really is like Michael in his dialogue too.
I'm glad the GTA community has unanimously decided that the only way to meet Dave at the observatory is by falling from the sky like a meteor
Trevor wanted him clipped on the final mission.
He definitely did. Mike’s excuse was legitimate, they needed Dave to keep things clear after all was said and done. In reality Dave is his best buddy for whatever reason lol. Despite what Haines put them all through alongside Dave, I don’t recall Mike ever saying anything bad or negative toward him, I think once he called him a cocksucker not without the accompanying “he’s a standup good guy” hahah. I liked his character myself I just never fully got why Mike liked him so much
@@nathanmcandrew4778
I believe Michael and Dave go way back before the prologue heist. The rigged heist required an immense amount of trust between the two and it paid off (minus Brad dying and Trevor escaping and all that).
Personality-wise, both Michael and Dave were "realists" who were willing to lie and cheat in order for their lives to go smoothly and peacefully.
Meanwhile, Trevor was too chaotic and principled for Michael to really get along with.
@@nathanmcandrew4778 we don't know how mike and dave met, but during burying the hatchet we can hear michael telling amanda he's an ok guy and he's giving him an out, so we can assume that at one point, mike and his crew were very well known and dave approached him one day and told him that they were going to get caught sooner or later and he could make it so mike got away in exchange of having the rest in jail. mike, knowing how dangerous trevor was and how he wouldn't believe that mike died after a very sketchy job, opted to have him killed instead, so the original deal was that trevor died and michael got shot while brad escaped or got arrested
mike and trevor also say that they really didn't like brad, so all things considered, dave was alright and to be fair, he tried to cut mike loose all the time. it wasn't until the vangelico job that haines got involved and didn't let them go
He would throw anyone in just to satisfy his bloodlust
@@nathanmcandrew4778
"He's an ok guy, realist."
I think this line from Michael sums up why he likes him. In his eyes, he's just like him, a man who sees the world for what it truly is.
21:11 See no Evil, Speak no Evil, Hear no Evil.
Perhaps this was rockstar talking to the Fbi
1:10 “You behaving yourself?” “Of course!” as he stands in front of his most recent mid-life crisis carnage
I only caught this on the playthrough I started recently but Brad got shot when Dave was aiming at Trevor. Walked right into that one and "wrong guy got shot".
Yep. And people still think that Trevor is the one who deserves to die the most at the end.
Michael set up trevor to be killed, Brad to go to prison for the rest of his life, and himself go free. He was a rat and a snake of the highest degree, he screwed everyone he ever met over. He was the actual worst person in the entire game
@@mynameisjeff6988 I mean, between the two. Yes, Trevor does deserve to die more.
Trevor has killed more people and has raped and cannibalized people. He doesn't even have a reason or method to doing this. He will just randomly fly off the handle.
Even if you call Michael out as a traitor, liar and cheater, I think we can easily agree those traits are better than cannibalism, rape and torture. Hell, have you seen how Trevor treats Ron, Wade and Floyd. Such loyalty, right?
That loyalty certainly helped out Floyd.
Both are bad, but at least Michael is manageable. Trevor is a nutcase.
@@mynameisjeff6988 I mean, it's not like he did it for shit and giggles, dude had to make a choice, I doubt Trevor would've let Michael just retire quietly to take care of his family and didn't even like Brad.
It was shitty yeah but I don't think he's the worst for making some bad decisions
@@mynameisjeff6988well, he is a rapist, serial killer, liar, and manipulator
@@mynameisjeff6988He had a family to look after, Trevor was too loose and brad wasn’t likable anyway
I love Davie, he's literally my favourite GTA 5 character.
So this video is like hitting the jackpot
Dave: To what do I owe this pleasure?
Micheal: Just want to talk.
Dave: You behaving yourself?
*Micheal Stares at the damage he caused at Simeon’s dealership*
Micheal: Of course.
*Damn. God damn Davey. he killed brad all of times.*
Lmfao 🤣
2:40 There is a million ways to go and talk to davy on the observatory. Im glad you chose this one lol xD
Gotta be creative for the meme my friend✨
@@KyoJo_V5ngl that was the best clip
Michael: Daveyyyyy how ya doing
Dave: about as good as can be expected
"Fuck do I know? You might be an Azerbajina for all I know" is probably one of Michael's most underrated lines in the whole game. Funny shit 😂😂😂
When we see Davey, everyone goes DAVEYYYY
Davey! How you doing?
@@KyoJo_V5 About as good can be expected, but the news is not good.
@@jacobrumens9601 I don’t know what you are talking about.
@@KyoJo_V5 I know you did that f*cking jewellery job.
@@jacobrumens9601 Davey, seriously, you’re imagining things.
1:47 best line ever
''You are D O N E Fuf'd.... (Davey.exe has stopped working)
Flying Kitty lol
Small detail just hit me. Tracey and Jimmy aren't at Michael's funeral... and it makes perfect sense, they are way too young to comprehend what is actually going on and they would either get traumatized by thinking their father died or they could've just as easily blabbed everything out, if they were let in on the secret, so it was smart not to bring them.
I love how in the Wrap Up cutscene, everyone is holding their guns with caution while Dave is holding his like a boss
21:12 iconic Michael’s, Franklin’s and Trevor’s trio scene
See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil✨
@@KyoJo_V5🙈🙊🙉
Davey is actually evil when they had a coffee break, he threw away the cup, NOT INTO A TRASHBIN, HE LITTERED!!!!
Lowkey I really like the priest's speech over "Michael's" grave
Amazing work man❤
He is my favorite character in the whole game
I’m glad you enjoy the video💖
When Michael was falling from the sky, for a moment I was genuinely confused and thought footage of Saints Row 4 had been edited in.
0:08-0:26 I had no idea that was Davey who shot Brad & Michael, I thought that was just some farmer!!
Yep it took me a few years to figure that out as well. Michael led them there so Dave would be waiting and he could shoot Trevor (Brad walks in front and takes the bullet instead) and then he shoots Michael possibly with a rubber bullet or Michael had body armor already. It makes way more sense then a random farmer just waiting for them with a high caliber weapon
@@josephstalin2606Rubber bullets? Does this look like Yakuza 4 to you?
@@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon Since when were rubber bullets exclusive to yakuza lmao. Regardless it’s more likely Michael had a bullet proof vest which is why there’s no blood on his wound unlike Brad who starts bleeding everywhere
@@josephstalin2606its a reference to an event that happens in yakuza 4 where someone shoots 18 ppl with rubber bullets in a restaurant
Michael casually assassinating a man wearing a button down, khaki shorts, and flip flops.
21:10 I just realized they all did the monkey see monkey say monkey hear thing😭😭😭
I thought it was a “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” saying reference to sarcastically express them ignoring wrongdoing
Edit: searched your phrase up and apparently it’s the same (AKA) thing.
*Jumps out of blimp, crashes straight into Davey*
Daaaveey! How ya doin!
“Michael what the f**k? Did you just crashed a blimp?”
Davey: This is why i hate meeting you -_-
@@KyoJo_V5"I don't know what you're talking about"
''About as good as expected''
Davey better return in GTA 6
The way he falls from the sky and gets up and says davey 😂😂
“You might be an Azerbajina for all I know” best line
Davey is like Mike Toreno.
Shady agent at first, even accompanying the second antagonist, but in the end, he just want to truly help the protagonist for good path as long they obliged to do what he wanted. He's truly a man of his word, unlike Haines.
However, not as extreme as Toreno, though (CJ have to blowing up another agency cargo plane and steal a fighter jet to destroy several flotilla spy ship just to free his brother, Sweet).
2:33 Pov: you acicidentally skip a cutscene in GTA 5
Yes.
2:50 *crashes into a wall at a fast speed*
..
Daaaveey!
Davey: "its a lovely da- is that a blimp? And is that... Oh no..."
I love the way he spells. "D-O-N-E fucked"
The Wrap Cutscene where davey points the gun at sanchez is so badass like everyone os 2 handed but davey is like ah fuck it i am shooting like a badass that scene made me like davey sooo much like my fav deutoroganist (i think ) in gta v man loved every second of thst scene
most iconic with that badass backdrop of maze bank i feel like if a movie is ever made its gonna be the bestest scene in the movie
"Yeah Dave, what can you do about me?"
"Here's Trevor"
:)
2:48 Michael knows how to make an entrance
Davey!
How ya doing?
@@MarinerthekodDavey: About as good as to be expected.
But the news is not good
I dont know what you're talking about
I know you did that fucking jewelry job.
I just now realized Michael was wearing a red-plaid jacket, to hide the fact that he wasn't actually bleeding.
Also, subtle detail I love: 6:49 Dave cracks a small smile at Michael's joke.
Agent Dave Norton was such a great character.
"Dave Norton, Leave a Message"
I love how you used skyfall to crash into the meeting just to respect the meme 😅
If I had to do a Davey video, I had to recreate the meme, it is a MUST✨
It’s raining Michael, Hallelujah!
Brad walks in front of Trevor before he's shot, so Dave planned on killing Trevor first then Michael.
I always loved that they kept tabs on Trevor by using his ignorance on Brad's death, sending letters from "Prison"
“Now, Trevor Phillip.”
*pulls out my phone to call him.*
“Whoa, you’re crazy, I ain’t calling him.”
12:50 I love how Trevor casually tells Michael to go for a drive, right before they begin their questioning.
33:13 that transition was cool
1:38 the way he just runs in all scared gets me 😂
Dave looks like he was smoking weed for decades
Must be from the evidences
So the entire plot line of the FIB in this game was A: Work with a family man to get him out of the bank robbing scene and kill his psychotic murderous partner so he can't hurt anyone else, and B: Stop a corrupt government agency from releasing a deadly neurotoxin on it's own people in order to get more funding for their projects. They are the good guys but are portrayed as the bad guys.
Davey was right they’re the least corrupt
Actually the fib are not working with Micheal, Dave and Michael are working with each other, Dave gets glory Micheal gets out of crime. The fib doesn't know anything about that deal. It's also questionable that the IAA is actually developing the nerve gas, it's far more likely that the FIB are the ones developing it if we factor in the online heists. To the IAA's credit they have never actually betrayed any of the protagonists in GTA 5 or 4 and ULP in particular comes through for Niko.
1:48 I love Davey's concern, he's not worried about Michael going back to criminal life, but rather that Trevor finds out that Michael is alive because Michael would be completely fucked up because of Trevor's return, Dave is a realistic character and nice people and the only corrupt person who is in a "good way", Dave is a great character.
I want to play a DLC where we play as Davey.
Well, at least in director mode he's playable.
Nah, sounds like the most fun you have being him is in the main campaign, although i do like the idea of a gta where youre a crooked cop
Grand Theft Auto 5: Davey's Stories
I want some gta story dlc
imagine a single player dlc where we got Davey, Lamar and one of trevor’s friends (maybe Wade) as the player characters
30:09
"Davey, where's your boyfriend Steve?"
"He's on his way up."
Nicholas Cage, and Robert De niro, who doesnet this game have a charcter hat looks like a celebrity.
Dave is the perfect neutral-ally, he’s so calm and collective for someone aggressive towards him like Michael and the only thing thats holding him back is Trevor
I'll say it once and I'll say it again.
"It once and I'll say it again."
But I will ALSO say that Davey is my favorite character in GTAV because he is cute, charming, nice, handsome, respectful, good, wholesome, and also cute.
that's insane detail holy shit i never realized michael's chest never bleeds, and brad walked directly in front of trevor.
Wtf are those goofy ass emojis bro 💀💀
do not say bad words lil bro... @@scruber64_
Man I have no idea what I have been smoking but those emojis bro I... I... I don't know what to say right now.
@@jordanparker5992
@@ndegming
1:48 using this line from now on
“You are D-O-N-E F**ked!” - Dave Norton
i 100% thought this was just a 40 minute video of the various loading screens featuring dave
At first i thought Davey just gonna shoot everyone and then its gonna be one of those "GTAV but Davey has schizophrenia" videos lol
Man Dave is an amazing character. I want to see him in GTA 6 hopefully not like Johny but somewhat of a contractor.
What he's doing in Miami bro 😂
@@Gu-99Z And why would he stay in Los Angeles?
@@Gu-99Zvice city*
@@Grubussslos santos*
The whole game wouldn’t have happened if only Brad didn’t take the bullet
Actually this whole game wouldn't have happened if Amanda wouldn't have slept with the Tennis Coach
you can literally hear nothing but resentment when he mutters "Trevor"
I love the detail in how different the shots that Brad and Michael took were. Brad took the bullet in the left side of the chest , ripped through both lungs and possibly severed major heart arteries and exiting out the other shoulder, being a guarantee of killing him. Michael was hit in the upper right chest where its plausible the bullet went straight through without hitting anything major.
2:47 perfect entrance
Dave Norton:The hole job everything about it anyone who knows your file...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?
Davey is mood.
I watched this with full attentiveness
"Daveyy! How ya doin'?"
"About as good as can be expected."
Sh- davey i think he knows
WHO what?
THINK!
Sh- Sh- but does he know? Does he know it all
He’s heading up to Ludendorff to confirm his suspicions
Sh- then what?
Then who f- knows what! Idk I’m gonna go see if I can reason with him
Well I’d come but I-I-I-I-I
Yeah don’t worry about it, this is between me and him besides if it goes wrong up there I’m sure u ain’t far down his list
That’s good to know…
What I didn’t know Dave Norton shot Brad and Michael in the prologue?!
Dave is very calm and chill compared to Steve Steve is just nuts
22:54 Best rant in the whole game
Michael’s Sarcasm and Anger are just👌✨
one of my favorite characters. It shows the corruption of policeman, or politicians, and its sarcastic the way they show it.
If you look in the background in that beginning scene you can see Dave run after he shoots Michael
“About as good as can be expected”
27:44 best heist song ever!!!
This was an excellent movie. I want this. I want it as a series now. Just these two navigating through a low level maze of bureaucracy.
I love how in that first phone call, you can tell that they’re both lying, but you can also tell that they both know that the other’s lying as well.
Darkviperau would be proud
:D