8:21 - But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away. 😠 - Hipster. 🙂 Makes me smile every time, one of my favorite dialogues in the game
I found out Patricia's voice actor is the same voice actor of the crazy funny grandma from the show George Lopez my GOD that woman was my spirit animal
i think Brad and Michael would argue more. They dont seem to get along when they got in the car, Trevor had to defuse it with a bababababababababababa when Michael sarcastically replied to Brad bragging about shoving a female hostage lmao
LEON BTW Franklin knows about Trevor in that scene we're Trev killed Leon and put his body in the fridge that's why Franklin is acting and looking like that
*Michael:* “It’s another one of your fucking disasters. That’s what it is! First, you take a hostage against my advice, and then you start some kind of crazy high-school romance with her. Are you nuts?” (Side note, but UA-cam better not do something to me for putting that word in.)
@@jonathancolon7681 *Michael:* Yeah, well let me tell you something. 30 years of marriage to the world’s angriest mob boss would make anyone insane. You’re not making my situation any easier.
PT.2 5:18 MICHAEL: ALRIGHT, LESTER'S MEETING US THERE. DON'T START. TREVOR: I WON'T. NO WAY. GOOD CALL. IF YOU'RE TAKING DOWN A BANK FOR A FEW MILLION, FIRST THING YOU DO IS CALL THE HOSPITAL, TELL 'EM TO GET YOU A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR. MICHAEL: OH! THIS HAYSEED BANK, IT GOING TO BE CARRYING THAT KIND OF CHANGE? TREVOR: LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EXTORT MONEY FROM ALL THE WEED FARMS, WHORE HOUSES, METH KITCHENS IN THE AREA. THEY KEEP THEIR CASH IN SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES. THEN THERE'S ALL THE NORMAL SMALL TOWN PAYROLL STUFF. WE SHOULD DO WELL. MICHAEL: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU, TREVOR. YOUR LIFESTYLE. TREVOR: OH, HAVE YOU? REALLY? MICHAEL: YES, I HAVE. PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO LABEL YOU. YOU KNOW, MANIAC, PSYCHO... TREVOR: ...FRIEND, INDUSTRY LEADER... MICHAEL: IN SOME WAYS YOU DEFY CATERGORIZATION, BUT THEN... TREVOR: WHAT? MICHAEL: THINK ABOUT IT, WHERE YOU LIVE... TREVOR: SANDY SHORES, YOU PRECIOUS ASS. I'M SORRY THERE AIN'T A PLACE NEARBY FOR YOU GET YOUR COLINICS. MICHAEL: RIGHT. BUT WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? TREVOR: IT'S OFF THE GRID. WE'RE AWAY FROM IT ALL. IT'S SOMEWHERE REAL AND AUTHENTIC. THIS IS AMERICA, AND REAL PEOPLE AIN'T BEEN PRICED OUT YET. MICHAEL: YEAH, WELL WHAT IF IT GETS GENTRIFIED? TREVOR: THEN I'LL FUCKING MOVE. MICHAEL: OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE WAY YOU DRESS? TREVOR: WHAT ABOUT IT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT I WEAR. MICHAEL: NO, NO, NO. IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES THAT FIT. SEE, YOURS ARE ALL A LITTLE OUT THERE. A LITTLE WACKY. TREVOR: WHATEVER'S IN THE SHOP, IS WHAT I GET. JESUS, WHAT IS THIS? MICHAEL: IT'S NOT AN ABSENCE OF TASTE, T. IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF TASTE. PT.3 7:04 TREVOR: YOU SHOULD BE A STYLIST. MICHAEL: AND THEN THERE'S THE TATTOOS, THE HAIR, THE WEIRD MUSIC, THE FUNNY TOYS, THE NICHE DRUGS, THE EVERYTHING. TREVOR: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? MICHAEL: *YOU!* ARE THE HIPSTER. TREVOR: WHAT? MICHAEL: YOU ARE THE HIPSTER. TREVOR: I HATE HIPSTERS. MICHAEL: CLASSIC HIPSTER DENIAL. TREVOR: I ABHOR HIPSTERS, I EAT THEM FOR FUN. MICHAEL: HA, HA! HIPSTERS LOVE SAYING THEY HATE HIPSTERS. TREVOR: *WELL,* I REALLY FUCKING DO. MICHAEL: SELF HATRED, COMMON HIPSTER AFFLICTION. TREVOR: ERR ONLY BECAUSE I'M LIVING OUT HERE AWAY FROM THE BEAN MACHINES, AND THE BANKERS? MICHAEL: YOU'RE GENTRIFYING, SOON, THE SKINNY JEANS WILL SHOW UP, THEN THE SKINNY LATTES, AND THE BANKERS. AND YOU'LL BE SOMEWHERE ELSE STARTING THE CYCLE ALL OVER AGAIN. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT A CLASSIC GARDEN VARIETY HIPSTER, BUT YOU'RE WHAT THE HIPSTERS ASPIRE TO BE. YOU, TREVOR. ARE THE PROTO-HIPSTER. HAHAHAAHA! WHOO! TREVOR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU'RE TALKING BULLSHIT. AND YOU'RE TRYING TO WIND ME UP. BUT I'M VERY, (BREATHS HEAVILY) VERY ANGRY, AND I WANT THIS CONVERSATION TO STOP RIGHT AWAY. 8:30 MICHAEL: HIPSTER. 😏 TREVOR: *FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, MICHAEL!!!* SAY IT AGAIN. MICHAEL: I'VE MADE MY POINT. I'M NOT A SADIST.
Ive noticed gta characters mentioning they dont pay tax in multiple gta games ive played. Tommy, Huang, and Trevor. I'm not sure if it's mentioned in any other games cause i havent completed the stories.
Martin such a bad husband that Patricia sees Trevor being honest about maybe having to kill her and she says he's a good man, classic.
I like he’s that loyal and loving towards Patricia while threatening Ron 24/7
@@hakai1014 haha yeah, I love his dynamic with Ron
@@hakai1014 Ron isn't a friend, he's a minion
13:50 LOL that broke me!
“What took you so long?”
@@drummeralbertrivera9577”What took you so long?”
@@crimsix909 kettle laugh
@@crimsix909it's more of a "wHaT tOoK yOu sO lOnG?"
michael and trevor argue like a married couple so much, that this series is gonna have like 5 chapters 😭😭😭😭
Motherfucker you predicted
Bro predicted it 😭🙏
Bro have a vision bigger than the dude who predicted the dimensional conquerer boss in gorebox
Trevor thanking Chop is honestly the best.
Yea thank you Franklin😊. Franklin: no problem homie. Trevor: and thank you chop. Chop: woof
8:21
- But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away. 😠
- Hipster. 🙂
Makes me smile every time, one of my favorite dialogues in the game
13:53 always makes me laugh the way trevor mocks micheal
I always liked how he says "poor Trevor" at 19:17, like something they'd say in a preschooler's cartoon
closest thing we've gotten to a Trevor cartman impression
34:52 that little “c’mere” had me dead lol
47:17 I only just now realized that trevor says the fridge is "broken" because the previous owners body is in there
13:31 love how Michael handles Trevor mocking him with a joke, but when Michael mocks Trevor the same way he gets pissed 😂
😡🤬 Michael and Trevor
🤬 Franklin
Lester: Hello, Franklin! 😃
Franklin: sup 😎
22:27 😂😂
What i've learned about GTA 5 is never called Trevor a hipster and motherfcker.
Or call him a Canadian or offend his Canadian heritage
I found out Patricia's voice actor is the same voice actor of the crazy funny grandma from the show George Lopez my GOD that woman was my spirit animal
No it's not. Belita Moreno was the grandmother in George Lopez. Olivia Negron was the VA for Patricia.
@irvinmorales1409 You wish you were right.
@@ArcyGoldenSnowTV
I am right lmao
@irvinmorales1409 But no one asked 🤣
22:32 That NPC rolling his eyes at his step parents arguing again
thats norm richards i think, dunno why they chose him, he died on that heist
@@garfieldfan925Maybe cuz they wanted his part of the score
If Brad is still alive and seeing Michael and Trevor fighting i'm pretty sure he's just going to make it worse.
Probably
And they would end up killing each other
i think Brad and Michael would argue more.
They dont seem to get along when they got in the car, Trevor had to defuse it with a bababababababababababa when Michael sarcastically replied to Brad bragging about shoving a female hostage lmao
26:49 "yeah YOU" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
YEEEEUUOOOUUWWW 🗣️🗣️👹👹
15:22 "please son ughweiguh want a sniff ??? :)
Michael: "The f**k is wrong with you?"
Daddy's been a bad boy
7:18 YOU 🫵
are a hipster!
What?
You’re a hipster
@@deathofalltrades282 I hate hipsters
👀↪️👁️👁️ what.
@@NurikanskiClassic hipster denial
Mikey, you want a beer.
Oh shit, I'm sorry. I don't have any low carb 😂😂😂.
15:44 is my favorite part man
LEON BTW Franklin knows about Trevor in that scene we're Trev killed Leon and put his body in the fridge that's why Franklin is acting and looking like that
22:26
*Trevor:* It's-it's-it's not inappropriate. It's...
*Michael:* “It’s another one of your fucking disasters. That’s what it is! First, you take a hostage against my advice, and then you start some kind of crazy high-school romance with her. Are you nuts?” (Side note, but UA-cam better not do something to me for putting that word in.)
@@tailsfan11westandwithukraine
*Trevor:* She’s…
@@dragonboymotions6890 *Michael:* She’s a sixty year old housewife!
@tailsfan11westandwithukraine
Trevor: "arrrh, she's fifty-seven! And she thinks that I'm mature!"
@@jonathancolon7681
*Michael:* Yeah, well let me tell you something. 30 years of marriage to the world’s angriest mob boss would make anyone insane. You’re not making my situation any easier.
ngl i love the way T jumps on F when they get on the train to protect him.
Shows his REAL character.
1:11 This line always brings me to tears from laughing 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I think you have autism cause all he said was : nothing to say about that. Like bro there’s nothing funny
Trevor: I did kidnap his wife! :D
Michael: **Italian panic noises**
i just wanted to say i loce these videos so much this is like. 3 hours wroth of michael and trevor content thank you so much for making these 😭😭😭😭
like ive nevwr even SEEN the dialogue at 8:38 but oh my god i love it so much THANK YOU MAN
Your crisis started the day you was born is hilarious 😂😂
9:19 “that’s my trevor” lmao 😭
26:46 is probably the funniest thing i ever heard from Trevor.
15:45 Patricia's slap Trevor
15:46 Gasolina?
15:47 No
PT.2
5:18
MICHAEL: ALRIGHT, LESTER'S MEETING US THERE. DON'T START.
TREVOR: I WON'T. NO WAY. GOOD CALL. IF YOU'RE TAKING DOWN A BANK FOR A FEW MILLION,
FIRST THING YOU DO IS CALL THE HOSPITAL, TELL 'EM TO GET YOU A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR.
MICHAEL: OH! THIS HAYSEED BANK, IT GOING TO BE CARRYING THAT KIND OF CHANGE?
TREVOR: LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EXTORT MONEY FROM ALL THE WEED FARMS, WHORE HOUSES, METH KITCHENS IN THE AREA.
THEY KEEP THEIR CASH IN SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES. THEN THERE'S ALL THE NORMAL SMALL TOWN PAYROLL STUFF.
WE SHOULD DO WELL.
MICHAEL: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU, TREVOR. YOUR LIFESTYLE.
TREVOR: OH, HAVE YOU? REALLY?
MICHAEL: YES, I HAVE. PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO LABEL YOU. YOU KNOW, MANIAC, PSYCHO...
TREVOR: ...FRIEND, INDUSTRY LEADER...
MICHAEL: IN SOME WAYS YOU DEFY CATERGORIZATION, BUT THEN...
TREVOR: WHAT?
MICHAEL: THINK ABOUT IT, WHERE YOU LIVE...
TREVOR: SANDY SHORES, YOU PRECIOUS ASS. I'M SORRY THERE AIN'T A PLACE NEARBY FOR YOU GET YOUR COLINICS.
MICHAEL: RIGHT. BUT WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE?
TREVOR: IT'S OFF THE GRID. WE'RE AWAY FROM IT ALL. IT'S SOMEWHERE REAL AND AUTHENTIC.
THIS IS AMERICA, AND REAL PEOPLE AIN'T BEEN PRICED OUT YET.
MICHAEL: YEAH, WELL WHAT IF IT GETS GENTRIFIED?
TREVOR: THEN I'LL FUCKING MOVE.
MICHAEL: OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE WAY YOU DRESS?
TREVOR: WHAT ABOUT IT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT I WEAR.
MICHAEL: NO, NO, NO. IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES THAT FIT.
SEE, YOURS ARE ALL A LITTLE OUT THERE. A LITTLE WACKY.
TREVOR: WHATEVER'S IN THE SHOP, IS WHAT I GET. JESUS, WHAT IS THIS?
MICHAEL: IT'S NOT AN ABSENCE OF TASTE, T. IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF TASTE.
PT.3
7:04
TREVOR: YOU SHOULD BE A STYLIST.
MICHAEL: AND THEN THERE'S THE TATTOOS, THE HAIR, THE WEIRD MUSIC, THE FUNNY TOYS, THE NICHE DRUGS, THE EVERYTHING.
TREVOR: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
MICHAEL: *YOU!* ARE THE HIPSTER.
TREVOR: WHAT?
MICHAEL: YOU ARE THE HIPSTER.
TREVOR: I HATE HIPSTERS.
MICHAEL: CLASSIC HIPSTER DENIAL.
TREVOR: I ABHOR HIPSTERS, I EAT THEM FOR FUN.
MICHAEL: HA, HA! HIPSTERS LOVE SAYING THEY HATE HIPSTERS.
TREVOR: *WELL,* I REALLY FUCKING DO.
MICHAEL: SELF HATRED, COMMON HIPSTER AFFLICTION.
TREVOR: ERR ONLY BECAUSE I'M LIVING OUT HERE AWAY FROM THE BEAN MACHINES, AND THE BANKERS?
MICHAEL: YOU'RE GENTRIFYING, SOON, THE SKINNY JEANS WILL SHOW UP, THEN THE SKINNY LATTES, AND THE BANKERS. AND YOU'LL BE SOMEWHERE ELSE STARTING THE CYCLE ALL OVER AGAIN.
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT A CLASSIC GARDEN VARIETY HIPSTER, BUT YOU'RE WHAT THE HIPSTERS ASPIRE TO BE.
YOU, TREVOR. ARE THE PROTO-HIPSTER. HAHAHAAHA! WHOO!
TREVOR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
YOU'RE TALKING BULLSHIT. AND YOU'RE TRYING TO WIND ME UP.
BUT I'M VERY, (BREATHS HEAVILY) VERY ANGRY, AND I WANT THIS CONVERSATION TO STOP RIGHT AWAY.
8:30
MICHAEL: HIPSTER. 😏
TREVOR: *FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, MICHAEL!!!* SAY IT AGAIN.
MICHAEL: I'VE MADE MY POINT. I'M NOT A SADIST.
26:48 Steven Ogg turned into a T Rex
Michael roasting Trevor hard hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Ive noticed gta characters mentioning they dont pay tax in multiple gta games ive played. Tommy, Huang, and Trevor. I'm not sure if it's mentioned in any other games cause i havent completed the stories.
Also in TGOGT Luis mention that.
18:04 this shows that Michael does care about Trevor
Yes, deeply he does
Fantastic video deadass, I love the part where Franklin says: "Trevor's got a wife?"
just picking up gta v again recently and i saw these marvelous clips. Good work and keep it up! You now have a new subscriber😎😎
I like that everyone is cordial with lester
‘I’ll see you put in the ground wheels’
Yeah very cordial of Trevor
@@joer626You can't call yourself friend of Trevor if he hasn't said that he would kill you at least one time
Trevor consistently belittles Lester.
@@irvinmorales1409 But he did open the car door for him at Paleto Bay. His abuse is mostly verbal.
Why would he be sitting there throwing rocks at him 😭😭😭😭😭
"Nothing"
You can hear the " fuck my life" kinda pf tone there
4:38 Hahahaha 😂
26:53 "(grumble) I've got my work (grumble) I've got my life (grumble) and never the two shall meet (grumble)."
26:53 😂😂😂
4:46
13:50 my favorite part
Michael: what took you so long. Trevor:WhAt tOoK YoU So lOnG
15:54 No fucking way that this was in the script 😂
15:45 *SLAP* gasalina? No
16:35 10 years in the joint
5:05 🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️
Michael is a troll and should be making bank being a psychologist.
44:00 The big one! 😁
7:21 MICHAELS VOICE IS SO FUNNY
My favorite Michael De Santa rant moment at 4:04
damn Michael is a dick to trevor
13:31- 13:41 - 13:48 - 13:52 🤣🤣
What took you so long? 😏
@@dragonboymotions6890 "WHAT YOU TOOK SO LONG?"
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS ANOTHER
11 months ago 😮
what mods are on the carbine rifle
what took you so long 😂😂😂
15:10 this is my favorite cutscene in the whole game
trevor got michael so good man i love this so much
Upload chapter 4
Michael and Trevor should get married 😂
8:30
13:48 Fuck, How’d they get here
i like franklins outfit in 44:20
Intro music?
4:11
15:11
39:18
Funny 🤣