"Do you think you could do this with Alchemy? ... Probably." No. I think with Alchemy, you'd become so absurdly physically strong that when you struck just Almalexia, the dream itself would end. The Godhead would wake up with one serious headache. Or maybe they'd spontaneously shatter, mind over matter and all that.
you don't wanna do this with alchemy, you will become a health potion addict, because if your health buffs wear off you just straight up die from all the damage you probably took screwing around earlier. you could literally go to sleep and wake up dead...i've done it before 💀
@@marauder7209 The Godhead flying out of bed, flailing wildly, wrapped up in their blanket at 3 in the morning would be a hilarious ending to TES as a franchise. I wouldn't like it, but it'd be funny.
Hey hey JBN! A friend of mine recently shaved all his hair off because he also has alopecia and has been struggling for quite a while with that decision. He's been staying a lot at home and sheltered himself from our D&D group because he was embarrassed about having gone bald at 23. I've introduced him to your channel a while ago and when we were watching some of your ad reads he became noticeably more confident in himself. Didn't figure someone would be so confident about their alopecia and it made him feel a bit more comfortable with his decision to shave all his hair. Just wanted to say thanks on behalf of Daan and keep on keeping on! Even though you're 'Just Background Noise', to him you're an inspiration! P.S. sorry if my grammar sucks, English is my sixth language!
@@saber7534it be like that sometimes. Took me a bit to feel like people will barely notice (if at all) english is actually not my native language through text. People say i don't have an accent when speaking but idk about that. I love the english language, i end up speaking it more than even my native tongue (portuguese) purely out of habit, i'm lucky my beloved wife speaks it too. I just wanted to say it's a common thing for people who don't have english as their mother tongue to feel insecure regardless of proficiency, basically, but ended up saying more than was relevant, sorry :p i get carried away by things i enjoy from the bottom of my heart, the english language included.
breaking morrowind with enchanting? you mean the morrowind equivalent of becoming a stealth archer? true carcinization of playstiles. i always call my health absorbing weapons some variety of The Throngler.
First time I ever really 'broke' Morrowind was with constant effect chameleon enchantments. At 100% enemies won't even try to fight you, they just run around in terror after getting hit. Mildly disappointed it didn't feature here but maybe in a future video.
It was pretty stupid before they updated the game to fix the constant effect enchantments without consuming a grand soul gem glitch. So many enchantments that just so happen to fit in a petty soul while still being constant.
POV of Baralzar the witch who starts her monologue and then seeing a magic man scraping the roof with his head shooting magic nukes at her must've been scary.
I like how you are basically summoning golden saints into the world just so you can violently mug them of their belongings. Only for them to return to oblivion naked and traumatized.
I sincerely appreciate how you manage to keep the classic landscape of Morrowind alive and refreshing, and the commentary itself reminds me of an experienced walkthrough or guide :)
I actually stumbled into almost this exact setup by accident, including the 1 second levitate + as much speed as possible for travel. I wasn't speedrunning, I just got tired of attacks with failure chances and decided to make a rocket launcher.
"You think you could do this with alchemy? Probably." I don't know why, but I found that line to be comedy gold. I think you just have good delivery with your jokes.
As a writer I have a deep appreciation for his script writing setting these up and then his delivery knocking them down. Script or not, his sentence flow is fantastic.
No lie, as a Morrowind fanboy these videos are literally the best. I'm a huge fan, and I hope that I get to see more soon! I think killing every god (Almsivi, Dagoth Ur and the luck-elf from Mournhold) only using skeletons would a god-tier video. Showcase the old "soul-trap permanent summon" glitch and rule the world with your skeleton army. Would donate for that tbh lol
I remember you mentioned a default spells only run a while back and it is definitely an interesting challenge idea considering how often spellmaking comes up in most of these runs
Even most of the NPC mages use custom spells you can't buy off the shelf it feels like, so you wouldn't necessarily be on level ground to them like in Oblivion.
I honestly thought that it was a reupload of the older JBN vid about breaking morrowind with alchemy. Glad it wasn't though, as it means more content from a favourite chanel
Hey JBN, your videos have been carrying me through tonight (July 4th) because fireworks stress me out. So I wanted to say thank you for uploading amazing and bingeable content. Keep up the great work!
So, I recommend doing the soul gem selling loop. What you do is buy soul gems from a merchant in tel mythral I believe its on of the telvanni settlements you can take a boat there. Then you cast a conjuration spell with a common soul which ancestral guardian works well for. Then once soul trapped to sell the soul gems to our friend Creeper in the orc house. Rince and repeat the process to get thousands of gold in a very short time.
My first enchantment was a ring that gave me a full set of summoned daedric armor and a weapon. My second was a set of gear for 100% chameleon that’s when I discovered I could talk to 6th house monsters and spent too long trying to talk to every npc on the map
12:35 adding multiple enchant effects in different orders will result in different total costs. I haven't done much extensive testing on this but from what I gather each effect's cost seems to be determined by the school of magic of the preceding effect. It might even be on a per-spell basis rather than school of magic, I haven't bothered testing enough to tell. For example a test I just did shows that applying "restore health 100 pts for 1 sec" followed by "poison 100 pts for 1 sec" has an enchant point cost of 95, while applying the same effects in opposite order results in a cost of 115, so my takeaway in general is that restoration spells should go before destruction spells. It might be worth testing this in-depth if ever you revisit this topic, or maybe there is some documentation on this already but I cba to do my research lol
the spells earlier in the list have a cost multiplier applied, so cheap effects should go first. poison has a base cost of 9, restore health has a base cost of 5.
This is how I played the game, I always like being a trader/skills person in MMO's even if it's an afterthought in the game, so it kind of felt like what an OP craftsman would be to create/use god tier enchants as a source of power.
Wow, I broke Morrowind a bunch of times and I used constant duration Enchantments every playthrough, but I didn't know about that formula and how you just could spam balls of death like they were nothing. Fascinating Video.
This has fast become part of my weekly routine. Gotta love your comfy Morrowind blankets! P.S.: ooh, one little point of feedback: you might want to use a stereo audio track for your music. Sounds like it's all mono right now.
Im my first (my current) morrowind run, i love to get around with the jump spell. I have enchants wit 33/ 75/100 jump (i think) its great, you should try it
Working as intended, that’s just the beauty of Morrowind. You can be whatever you want and your imagination was the only limit. Pre-youtube era you had to come up with game-breaking stuff on your own so it all felt valid and fair solutions.
Been watching your Morrowind videos for a bit and that licking lips animation finally convinced me to sub keep up the good content man I love your vibes and can't wait to see what you do next
I’m sure this story isnt true but I remember some green text talking about how OP enchanting was in Morrowind and it ended w the player getting one big hit on the big bad their juiced up mace and the damage was so high it caused the game to crash.
I didn't realise I missed this one, watching it now - *gods* I love how hard you can break Morrowind 🤣 I always liked enchanting an Ebony Staff with +100% Weakness to Fire 2s in 50 feet and ~75 Fire damage for 2s in 50 feet. *That* felt broken (when it didn't reflect on me). And this is an entirely higher tier...
Splendid, I asked and I received, right in time for lunch too, you are easily my favorite morrowind youtuber and are overall really enjoying to watch, thank you.
Slowfall is pretty useful too. You can put it on a cheap ring with a cheap soulgem and make it 1 point for 1 second and it will never run out of charge.
Oh hey, you described my exact run from about a year ago. Funny thing, up until very recent versions of OpenMW, cast on use enchants stacked on top of themselves when spammed. So you could use something like Absorb Intelligence with an autoclicker and get up to around 80k+ish from one enemy. Also worked with stacking damage which was incredibly busted with Absorb Health. The best part is that I was able to instantly create top tier enchants out of thin air at will. Simply summon a Golden Saint until it had a Daedric Tower Shield, kill it with a spammed Absorb Health + Absorb Intelligence + Soul Trap ring, then loot the shield and use the soul obtained to make the enchant before the saint's body dissapeared and cancelled the absorbed stats.
Oh, and another word of advice; when boosting your own *walking* speed with Fortify, you want half of your spell effects to be Fortify Speed and half of them to be Fortify Athletics. If the number of effects is odd, have the extra effect be Athletics. I tested it and this is the best way to get fastest walking speed boost. For levitation, have every boost be a Fortify Speed; Athletics doesn't effect it.
I doubt with your subscriber base you have the time/lack of life to read every comment. but you, this channel, your respect and knowledge of Morrowind lore, your dry, witty humour, cleverness, blatant (ab?)use of in-game mechanics, attitude, in 2024, still making fucking Morrowind videos after literally two decades, dude, you're cool. The proper, full extent of the meaning of that word. Cool. That's what you are. Love your content, literal tens of thousands of people do. Thank you. You entertain, you scratch that nostalgia itch, you do things that human people across this planet enjoy. Thank you, please continue. Is there a chance you'll apply your weaponised follicle-free autism to Oblivion next? I mean, you've got to contend with molochs of youtube popularity in that genre but there ain't a shadow of a doubt you're competent/good enough to do it right.
As an alternative there are some very useful low level enchanted items that make life easier without breaking the game to the point it's trivial. Most of them only cost one charge no matter how low your enchant skill is and that one charge will regenerate before the effect wears off. Because of this you can make them with a Petty Soul Gem filled with a Scrib or even a Rat's soul and using the cheapest enchantable items in the game. -Summon Bound Weapon 19 seconds. Not a lot of fights last longer than 19 seconds in the game to begin with and backing off for a second to recast it isn't that challenging. (If you want something a bit longer and you have 15 Enchant skill Summon Bound weapon for 29 seconds only casts two charge and will also regenerate before the effect wears off). -Soul Trap 12 seconds on target. Even fighting tougher enemies you can just chip them down until they've low on health then cast this and finish them off. -Restore Fatigue 39 point for 1 second. So long as you're just running along and not practicing your Acrobatics by jumping the charge will regenerate before the added fatigue runs out. -Water Walking 12 Seconds. This one you have to time just right but the charge will regenerate just as the effect wears off. -Water Breathing 12 seconds. Since this fully resets you breath gauge after it wears off you don't have to cast it very often. -Levitate 1 to 1 for 12 seconds. You'll be moving at a slow walking speed with this one but if you just need to get over a mountain range in the open world or up to a ledge in a dungeon or around a Telvanni tower this will get the job done. -Telekinesis 10 to 10 feet for 3 Seconds. This lets you trigger trapped doors and chests from a safe distance you can also steal from guarded containers by hiding out of sight around a corner. A step up you can also make Almsivi and Divine Intervention items. You'll need an Expensive Ring (not really that expensive and available from some general traders and most clothiers) and can even do this with a Scrib filled soul gem so long as you have 15 Enchanting skill to lower the cast cost. You'll only get one cast with a Scrib soul but the charge will regenerate with a couple of hours of rest so that shouldn't be a huge deal unless you're moving house;).
From what I gather, all of the broken stuff in the Elder Scrolls games always boils down to 2 things: 1. Lack of skill/attribute caps 2. Being able to fortify said skills/attributes Though if you ask me, it's the 2nd bit that makes these especially broken; if you think about it, this would've been significantly harder to pull off if the fortify skill effect wasn't able to be learned.
You could probably manage it with fortifying intelligence, but at that point it'd be better to go the alchemy route to get 10000 intelligence for 10 real-life hours, then make powerful enchantments, but then you have the issue of running out of charge too quickly. I guess you could get 100 enchanting and use Akatosh's ring or something.
I'm only about 6 minutes in but I have my own bit to add: Feren in Tel Branora sells the Conjure Golden Saint spell. Enchant something with a constant effect Summon Golden Saint, instant summon for free that can be soul trapped. To my knowledge, it's the most powerful soul available to be trapped, and paired with Azura's Star, that's infinite free souls for enchanting. Broken. EDIT: Less than a minute later, and he's buying the exact spell I mentioned. I am a smooth brain lol
The boots of blinding speed make me wonder - if you throw negative effects on items does it lower the overall enchamt cost? With 100% magic resist, can you push that to infinity? I have to assume no since that would probably be plastered to the front page on enchanting... Would have been pretty sweet though.
I dont know if its been patched but you used to be able to permanently fortify your attributes and skills by creating a spell with fortify skill or attribute for 1 second and cast soul trap for 2 seconds. you would cast it on your feet and it would increase the skill or attribute permanently.
Don't know how well known it is, you can enchant something to drain a skill by 100 Train that skill for free, because the skill is 0 Rinse and repeat and all of a sudden you are way over max on every stat
I used an expesive amulet with constant effect Levitate 1 pt. and it worked for me throughout the game (mq, haven't done the expansions yet). It felt like the cheap (60%) flying mount from TBC, pretty cool. I had it hotkeyed, and swapped between that and another amulet with a constant effect of fortify speed, so that I could run when on the ground. For landing, my acrobatics got high enough that I didn't take much fall damage, so I would just hot-swap the amulet mid-air and it would work itself out somehow. Also, constant effect restore health and constant effect restore fatigue (even just a few points) are broken OP.
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is this same video you had before?
btw iirc expressvpn was the actual good one, at least in terms of what happens when they get subpoenaed
The only limit in Morrowind is your graphics card.
The Eye of Magnus is just a really big hard drive the Psijics didn't want falling into the wrong hands.
It's where they store their feet pics.
@@JustBackgroundNoiseand their bosmer femboy folder
10k TB of pure porn baby.
It's the server hosting that "other" mod site.
The forbidden "homework" folder
"Do you think you could do this with Alchemy? ... Probably."
No. I think with Alchemy, you'd become so absurdly physically strong that when you struck just Almalexia, the dream itself would end. The Godhead would wake up with one serious headache. Or maybe they'd spontaneously shatter, mind over matter and all that.
The Godhead would jerk awake, having that dreaming moment when you feel like you fall
Alchemy? More like Alphame
you don't wanna do this with alchemy, you will become a health potion addict, because if your health buffs wear off you just straight up die from all the damage you probably took screwing around earlier. you could literally go to sleep and wake up dead...i've done it before 💀
@@marauder7209 The Godhead flying out of bed, flailing wildly, wrapped up in their blanket at 3 in the morning would be a hilarious ending to TES as a franchise. I wouldn't like it, but it'd be funny.
Hey hey JBN! A friend of mine recently shaved all his hair off because he also has alopecia and has been struggling for quite a while with that decision. He's been staying a lot at home and sheltered himself from our D&D group because he was embarrassed about having gone bald at 23. I've introduced him to your channel a while ago and when we were watching some of your ad reads he became noticeably more confident in himself. Didn't figure someone would be so confident about their alopecia and it made him feel a bit more comfortable with his decision to shave all his hair. Just wanted to say thanks on behalf of Daan and keep on keeping on! Even though you're 'Just Background Noise', to him you're an inspiration!
P.S. sorry if my grammar sucks, English is my sixth language!
Awesome pfp lmao
>apologies for bad English due to it being a 6th language
>English was actually pretty spot on
End conclusion: accidental flex.
#humblebrag
@@saber7534it be like that sometimes. Took me a bit to feel like people will barely notice (if at all) english is actually not my native language through text. People say i don't have an accent when speaking but idk about that. I love the english language, i end up speaking it more than even my native tongue (portuguese) purely out of habit, i'm lucky my beloved wife speaks it too. I just wanted to say it's a common thing for people who don't have english as their mother tongue to feel insecure regardless of proficiency, basically, but ended up saying more than was relevant, sorry :p i get carried away by things i enjoy from the bottom of my heart, the english language included.
Yeah, English was spot on.
Good work. I know lots of people who can't write as well as this and it's their ONLY language!
“Internet service Psyjiics” lmao
How immersive!
The sponsored bit didn't have a BALD JUMPSCARE :(
well it did, but he was just a game character
I guess sometimes the clones DO handle the sponsorships.
breaking morrowind with enchanting?
you mean the morrowind equivalent of becoming a stealth archer? true carcinization of playstiles. i always call my health absorbing weapons some variety of The Throngler.
Share some of those variations.
" the less words a magic sword has in its name the scarier is it"
@@plebisMaximus"Let me see that Thongler"
First time I ever really 'broke' Morrowind was with constant effect chameleon enchantments. At 100% enemies won't even try to fight you, they just run around in terror after getting hit. Mildly disappointed it didn't feature here but maybe in a future video.
It was pretty stupid before they updated the game to fix the constant effect enchantments without consuming a grand soul gem glitch. So many enchantments that just so happen to fit in a petty soul while still being constant.
Ive noticed you sound more cofident/upbeat when narrating your newer videos keep up the great work :)
He's found his stride.
"Do you think you could do this with Alchemy? ... Probably."
>drinks a potion
>9001 strength
>"i'm natty bro, trust me"
The classic Sonic sounds was a nice touch. As a 90's kid that made me happy. Thank you.
I was like, hah, I get the reference, people are old like me too!
POV of Baralzar the witch who starts her monologue and then seeing a magic man scraping the roof with his head shooting magic nukes at her must've been scary.
I think you mistook Barilzar for Gedna Relvel whose also another powerful boss-like Lich you can encounter in Tribunal
@@sigmazeta2044 And the most broken one from a mod of some sort.
@@killertruth186 oh yea that's Grurn from Siege of Firemoth
The way I genuinely shuddered when the lip lick happened
I like how you are basically summoning golden saints into the world just so you can violently mug them of their belongings. Only for them to return to oblivion naked and traumatized.
4:40 When you use a cheese start so strong 16,536 gold pieces is described as "It only costs 16.5k" in a serious manner.
I sincerely appreciate how you manage to keep the classic landscape of Morrowind alive and refreshing, and the commentary itself reminds me of an experienced walkthrough or guide :)
I actually stumbled into almost this exact setup by accident, including the 1 second levitate + as much speed as possible for travel. I wasn't speedrunning, I just got tired of attacks with failure chances and decided to make a rocket launcher.
The fact that the ad is clever is a bonus. Not many people make me stick around to watch the ad.
"You think you could do this with alchemy? Probably."
I don't know why, but I found that line to be comedy gold. I think you just have good delivery with your jokes.
As a writer I have a deep appreciation for his script writing setting these up and then his delivery knocking them down. Script or not, his sentence flow is fantastic.
These episodes are so painfully self-aware I love them. Good ad btw
No lie, as a Morrowind fanboy these videos are literally the best. I'm a huge fan, and I hope that I get to see more soon! I think killing every god (Almsivi, Dagoth Ur and the luck-elf from Mournhold) only using skeletons would a god-tier video. Showcase the old "soul-trap permanent summon" glitch and rule the world with your skeleton army. Would donate for that tbh lol
I remember you mentioned a default spells only run a while back and it is definitely an interesting challenge idea considering how often spellmaking comes up in most of these runs
Even most of the NPC mages use custom spells you can't buy off the shelf it feels like, so you wouldn't necessarily be on level ground to them like in Oblivion.
I honestly thought that it was a reupload of the older JBN vid about breaking morrowind with alchemy. Glad it wasn't though, as it means more content from a favourite chanel
Let's be honest, breaking the game is just regular Morrowind gameplay.
Splendid, I was looking for something to watch while munching my nachos
**This** is what I grew up associating with the word "enchantment"
What a nutty game
Congrats on another sponsorship by the way! :D
20:24
"Dagoth-Ur welcomes you Nereva-"
Gets sent to the first era
can't believe the narratively spurious clone died fighting a mudcrab and couldn't make it for today's episode 😢
Glad to see the restoration loop persisted through at least 3 iterations of creation kit 🤣
Hey JBN, your videos have been carrying me through tonight (July 4th) because fireworks stress me out. So I wanted to say thank you for uploading amazing and bingeable content. Keep up the great work!
YES a new jbn video. I cannot describe how much I love your morrowind videos bro. Nothing scratches the itch like you and Mickyd
So, I recommend doing the soul gem selling loop. What you do is buy soul gems from a merchant in tel mythral I believe its on of the telvanni settlements you can take a boat there. Then you cast a conjuration spell with a common soul which ancestral guardian works well for. Then once soul trapped to sell the soul gems to our friend Creeper in the orc house. Rince and repeat the process to get thousands of gold in a very short time.
Morrowind, like al Elder Scrolls games. is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
My first enchantment was a ring that gave me a full set of summoned daedric armor and a weapon. My second was a set of gear for 100% chameleon that’s when I discovered I could talk to 6th house monsters and spent too long trying to talk to every npc on the map
0:29 writing this during the ad read and I remember nothing before it apart for these 2 seconds.
12:35 adding multiple enchant effects in different orders will result in different total costs. I haven't done much extensive testing on this but from what I gather each effect's cost seems to be determined by the school of magic of the preceding effect. It might even be on a per-spell basis rather than school of magic, I haven't bothered testing enough to tell. For example a test I just did shows that applying "restore health 100 pts for 1 sec" followed by "poison 100 pts for 1 sec" has an enchant point cost of 95, while applying the same effects in opposite order results in a cost of 115, so my takeaway in general is that restoration spells should go before destruction spells. It might be worth testing this in-depth if ever you revisit this topic, or maybe there is some documentation on this already but I cba to do my research lol
the spells earlier in the list have a cost multiplier applied, so cheap effects should go first. poison has a base cost of 9, restore health has a base cost of 5.
@@EvelynNdenial oh man that makes way more sense, holy crap lmao
14:20 if you don't know, you can actually use a telekinesis spell to activate traps from a safe distance to avoid taking the hit.
Imagine being a literal Demi god, and then some really fast guy just starts zipping everywhere throwing magic bazookas at your feet
This is how I played the game, I always like being a trader/skills person in MMO's even if it's an afterthought in the game, so it kind of felt like what an OP craftsman would be to create/use god tier enchants as a source of power.
7:55 "Twenty seconds is all I need."
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What about Manscaped Argononian?
Or the ridge wallet redguard
They'd have to compete with my well-fed Factor meal prep Orc. 100pts of fortify protein.
🎉 I really needed this kind of watch right now, thank you for your time and effort with this series
You are one of the few UA-cam creators I watch the ad for. You keep it interesting funny and have amazing Segways. Thanks for the content mate.
Wow, I broke Morrowind a bunch of times and I used constant duration Enchantments every playthrough, but I didn't know about that formula and how you just could spam balls of death like they were nothing. Fascinating Video.
He... he turned Morrowind into DOOM. The mad man.
This has fast become part of my weekly routine. Gotta love your comfy Morrowind blankets!
P.S.: ooh, one little point of feedback: you might want to use a stereo audio track for your music. Sounds like it's all mono right now.
What's wrong with mono? Less headache, easier to listen to his voice.
Haven't seen a 1337/Leet reference in ages, man the internet is old
I like how the first Golden Saint you summoned had the shield with one of the highest enchant values.
Your vids are really chill and comfy. I really need to get back to morrowind! Keep up the good work!
Cheesing like this is what I love about real elder scroll games.
I usually skip the "sponsor segments" in videos... but that was pretty amusing, caught me by surprise lol
probably the best nord vpn sponsor segment next to internet historians nord man
I love your stuff dude morrowind came out forever ago and you manage to keep it so fresh with every play through keep it up man your the coolest
Im my first (my current) morrowind run, i love to get around with the jump spell.
I have enchants wit 33/ 75/100 jump (i think) its great, you should try it
Working as intended, that’s just the beauty of Morrowind. You can be whatever you want and your imagination was the only limit. Pre-youtube era you had to come up with game-breaking stuff on your own so it all felt valid and fair solutions.
I love the sponsored section! It's rare that I enjoy watching these, but you do them in a way that's funny and enjoyable to watch
The bonk sounds are just *chef's kiss*.
Can I just say that I highly appreciate how basically all your videos have custom made subtitles?
And as a bonus, the spell effect looks really cool as you evaporate all your foes, mortal and divine.
not even 40 seconds in and I'm already extremely unconfortable. Excellent video!
Been watching your Morrowind videos for a bit and that licking lips animation finally convinced me to sub keep up the good content man I love your vibes and can't wait to see what you do next
So this is how Manimarco became the King of Worms
Glad to know people with alopecia are producing on this platform. My daughter has totalis and my son had areata which could come back.
I’m sure this story isnt true but I remember some green text talking about how OP enchanting was in Morrowind and it ended w the player getting one big hit on the big bad their juiced up mace and the damage was so high it caused the game to crash.
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's true lol
Love waking up to see a JBN video fresh off the press. Beautifully done my good man
I didn't realise I missed this one, watching it now - *gods* I love how hard you can break Morrowind 🤣
I always liked enchanting an Ebony Staff with +100% Weakness to Fire 2s in 50 feet and ~75 Fire damage for 2s in 50 feet. *That* felt broken (when it didn't reflect on me). And this is an entirely higher tier...
the end "you think you can do this with alchemy?"
yeah..... int pot, int pot, int pot, int pot...... 5k into..... ENCHANT ALL THE THINGS!!!!! lol
Splendid, I asked and I received, right in time for lunch too, you are easily my favorite morrowind youtuber and are overall really enjoying to watch, thank you.
That has to be the smoothest VPN, the Nord ad I've seen. Oh, and the rest of the video is brilliant, too, of course. Just as always!
Slowfall is pretty useful too. You can put it on a cheap ring with a cheap soulgem and make it 1 point for 1 second and it will never run out of charge.
Oh hey, you described my exact run from about a year ago.
Funny thing, up until very recent versions of OpenMW, cast on use enchants stacked on top of themselves when spammed.
So you could use something like Absorb Intelligence with an autoclicker and get up to around 80k+ish from one enemy.
Also worked with stacking damage which was incredibly busted with Absorb Health.
The best part is that I was able to instantly create top tier enchants out of thin air at will. Simply summon a Golden Saint until it had a Daedric Tower Shield, kill it with a spammed Absorb Health + Absorb Intelligence + Soul Trap ring, then loot the shield and use the soul obtained to make the enchant before the saint's body dissapeared and cancelled the absorbed stats.
Oh, and another word of advice; when boosting your own *walking* speed with Fortify, you want half of your spell effects to be Fortify Speed and half of them to be Fortify Athletics. If the number of effects is odd, have the extra effect be Athletics. I tested it and this is the best way to get fastest walking speed boost.
For levitation, have every boost be a Fortify Speed; Athletics doesn't effect it.
I doubt with your subscriber base you have the time/lack of life to read every comment. but you, this channel, your respect and knowledge of Morrowind lore, your dry, witty humour, cleverness, blatant (ab?)use of in-game mechanics, attitude, in 2024, still making fucking Morrowind videos after literally two decades, dude, you're cool. The proper, full extent of the meaning of that word. Cool. That's what you are. Love your content, literal tens of thousands of people do. Thank you. You entertain, you scratch that nostalgia itch, you do things that human people across this planet enjoy. Thank you, please continue. Is there a chance you'll apply your weaponised follicle-free autism to Oblivion next? I mean, you've got to contend with molochs of youtube popularity in that genre but there ain't a shadow of a doubt you're competent/good enough to do it right.
As an alternative there are some very useful low level enchanted items that make life easier without breaking the game to the point it's trivial. Most of them only cost one charge no matter how low your enchant skill is and that one charge will regenerate before the effect wears off. Because of this you can make them with a Petty Soul Gem filled with a Scrib or even a Rat's soul and using the cheapest enchantable items in the game.
-Summon Bound Weapon 19 seconds. Not a lot of fights last longer than 19 seconds in the game to begin with and backing off for a second to recast it isn't that challenging. (If you want something a bit longer and you have 15 Enchant skill Summon Bound weapon for 29 seconds only casts two charge and will also regenerate before the effect wears off).
-Soul Trap 12 seconds on target. Even fighting tougher enemies you can just chip them down until they've low on health then cast this and finish them off.
-Restore Fatigue 39 point for 1 second. So long as you're just running along and not practicing your Acrobatics by jumping the charge will regenerate before the added fatigue runs out.
-Water Walking 12 Seconds. This one you have to time just right but the charge will regenerate just as the effect wears off.
-Water Breathing 12 seconds. Since this fully resets you breath gauge after it wears off you don't have to cast it very often.
-Levitate 1 to 1 for 12 seconds. You'll be moving at a slow walking speed with this one but if you just need to get over a mountain range in the open world or up to a ledge in a dungeon or around a Telvanni tower this will get the job done.
-Telekinesis 10 to 10 feet for 3 Seconds. This lets you trigger trapped doors and chests from a safe distance you can also steal from guarded containers by hiding out of sight around a corner.
A step up you can also make Almsivi and Divine Intervention items. You'll need an Expensive Ring (not really that expensive and available from some general traders and most clothiers) and can even do this with a Scrib filled soul gem so long as you have 15 Enchanting skill to lower the cast cost. You'll only get one cast with a Scrib soul but the charge will regenerate with a couple of hours of rest so that shouldn't be a huge deal unless you're moving house;).
I think I've played maybe 10 total minutes of Morrowind across my life, and yet I've been binging your stuff this last week lol
From what I gather, all of the broken stuff in the Elder Scrolls games always boils down to 2 things:
1. Lack of skill/attribute caps
2. Being able to fortify said skills/attributes
Though if you ask me, it's the 2nd bit that makes these especially broken; if you think about it, this would've been significantly harder to pull off if the fortify skill effect wasn't able to be learned.
You could probably manage it with fortifying intelligence, but at that point it'd be better to go the alchemy route to get 10000 intelligence for 10 real-life hours, then make powerful enchantments, but then you have the issue of running out of charge too quickly. I guess you could get 100 enchanting and use Akatosh's ring or something.
You know what they say: Don't bring a giant electric scimitar and 6 ultra-buffed warriors with magical armor and swords to a magic gun fight.
I had to rewind to make sure I heard correctly.
"I cupped a fart in my hand to make it more embarrassing" lol
The ad made me laugh, I loved it. Wish more content creators did it like you.
This had the most entertaining nordvpn advert I have ever seen on youtube.
The pinball noises caught me off guard, love the video!
real name on gravestone
You know its a gem of a channel when the ad reads are better written than most star wars stories.
the reading rainbow joke and, the similar joke before it i can't remember and can't be bothered to rewind, were great. More of that.
This game kinda reminds of a game I used to play when I was a kid called Oblivion
I just realized Sotha Sil survives during this playthrough
Didn’t even realize it was an ad lmao ❤
I'm only about 6 minutes in but I have my own bit to add: Feren in Tel Branora sells the Conjure Golden Saint spell. Enchant something with a constant effect Summon Golden Saint, instant summon for free that can be soul trapped. To my knowledge, it's the most powerful soul available to be trapped, and paired with Azura's Star, that's infinite free souls for enchanting. Broken.
EDIT: Less than a minute later, and he's buying the exact spell I mentioned. I am a smooth brain lol
The boots of blinding speed make me wonder - if you throw negative effects on items does it lower the overall enchamt cost? With 100% magic resist, can you push that to infinity? I have to assume no since that would probably be plastered to the front page on enchanting... Would have been pretty sweet though.
14:45 I can't believe you've done this
I dont know if its been patched but you used to be able to permanently fortify your attributes and skills by creating a spell with fortify skill or attribute for 1 second and cast soul trap for 2 seconds. you would cast it on your feet and it would increase the skill or attribute permanently.
I enjoyed the in game ad, tho I did miss your clone
16:53 the sound effects here had me in stitches 😂
glad theres someone still making morrowind challenge vids for me to sleep to
Don't know how well known it is, you can enchant something to drain a skill by 100
Train that skill for free, because the skill is 0
Rinse and repeat and all of a sudden you are way over max on every stat
I used an expesive amulet with constant effect Levitate 1 pt. and it worked for me throughout the game (mq, haven't done the expansions yet). It felt like the cheap (60%) flying mount from TBC, pretty cool. I had it hotkeyed, and swapped between that and another amulet with a constant effect of fortify speed, so that I could run when on the ground. For landing, my acrobatics got high enough that I didn't take much fall damage, so I would just hot-swap the amulet mid-air and it would work itself out somehow. Also, constant effect restore health and constant effect restore fatigue (even just a few points) are broken OP.
I'm a simple man, I see a JBN vid and am happy for 22 minutes and 50 seconds.
Fairly new to the channel but I'm loving the pinball noises when you were zipping about the tomb..😂
Thank You So Much For Being You Backgound Noise❤❤❤❤
Been playing this game since release, never knew about that sword! I'm gonna grab it today
First time I get to hear Just Background Noise within the first hour of the video releasing.
Alchemy is equally as insane if not more so. Fantastic video should definitely do an alchemy based one sometime
After hearing all the theorycrafting behind this, im convinced you would be an amazing path of exile player 😂