5:33 imagine being the Champion of the Fighter's Guild and your response to a murder right in front of you is to shout "help!!!" and wait for the murderer to bonk you as well.
Guard: _How can I assist you, Champion?_ 😊 Also Guard: *_STOP. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE L-_* 🤬 Oblivion is old but its broken-ness is just a timeless masterpiece.
@@HESHRocketWarhead It was a trap! You walk over to that nice guard, thinking you're that cool champion everyone admires, and then, BOOM, it's either fine or jail, criminal scum!
You pretty much tortured, killed, and maimed the body of that guy stuck in the door. You accomplished that with only a simple DOOR. Impressive. I died laughing while it happened.
2:24 Guards are amazing. They would go at the end of the World Just to tell you,, STOP RIGHT THERE! '' But from the other hand they are very polite. They won't attack you through the Whole Journey.
Not for nothing, but that guard is having one of the most epic battles ever... fighting against a door that will not open. Anyone who lives in Florida will tell you how difficult it is to open a wooden door after a rain storm. 🤣 That guard will be known as the Grand Champion of Florida if he manages to open it.
Whats kinda funny about oblivion is that if your disposition is high enough and you trespass the person who reports you to the guards will then defend you to the death from the guards. In some cases these can be people you don't even know because you acquired enough fame or personality so that they auto like you.
Janus Hassildor easily one of my favorite NPCs. This mf live in hiding running a whole town and the moment you finally see him dudes eyes outa control and you just instantly know shit ain't quite right. I hadn't looked ahead/spoiled anything in my playthrough story wise and was wondering why he was never present. When I finally saw him I about fell over laughing
YES. Yes. Finally someone actually wanted to share some news about the other provinces.
It's a good day indeed.
Nothing I’d like to talk about
*coughs loudly*
Ooooo I hope you know what you’re doing!
But St. Jiub died in Kvatch, so it is still in one part about Cyrodiil hahae.
3:40
Modryn: "Go hurt something."
That'sCoolDude: "OK"
I understood the assignment :)
>"Oblivion NPCs are crazy"
>Half the video is the Hero of Kvatch being crazy
I have to blame someone...
That's why Sheo wants the Hero to replace him.
Ahah you right
5:33
imagine being the Champion of the Fighter's Guild and your response to a murder right in front of you is to shout "help!!!" and wait for the murderer to bonk you as well.
Seeing the Master of your guild murder your friends makes you question everything you stand for... maybe that's why he seems so in shock...
"By the nine divinets!"
"MuUuuUrRDuur-"
*BONK*
Guard Stuck In Door: Well, this just keeps going from bad to worse.
Once it started doing too much noise I knew I went too far...
the dodging every single arrow is what did it for me 😭😭
What can I say, either he sucks or I've spent too many hours on the game... Maybe it's both...
The way he sits up like "this bastard again"
“Help! Murder! I’m just warming up you pathetic worm!”
5:00
Guard: _How can I assist you, Champion?_ 😊
Also Guard: *_STOP. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE L-_* 🤬
Oblivion is old but its broken-ness is just a timeless masterpiece.
Agreed!
The fact that the guard won't even turn to face him because he's on horseback is what perfects this, in my opinion. Just side-eyeing him.
@@HESHRocketWarhead It was a trap! You walk over to that nice guard, thinking you're that cool champion everyone admires, and then, BOOM, it's either fine or jail, criminal scum!
4:20
Lmao the way you were trolling Janus Hassildor is exactly how I fuck around when I'm bored 🤣
Essential NPCs are the best for this kind of messing around...
It was an endless game of tag
You pretty much tortured, killed, and maimed the body of that guy stuck in the door. You accomplished that with only a simple DOOR. Impressive.
I died laughing while it happened.
Yep, screw the Oblivion Crisis, doors are the real threat.
Happy it made you laugh!
@@ThatsCoolDude I have seen the doors of oblivion...beyond which no living guard can see.
And yet some say he is still banging around in that door to this day! Yes, true story!
Take your time. Go hurt something.
*BONK*
The ultimate solution to all problems... they call it "Fighters Guild" for a reason!
@@ThatsCoolDude yessss. Exactly
I still love Oblivion's Npcs and their antics
I do too!
2:24 Guards are amazing. They would go at the end of the World Just to tell you,, STOP RIGHT THERE! ''
But from the other hand they are very polite. They won't attack you through the Whole Journey.
They need to legally tell you that you're arrested before they engage in combat...
They can't legally assault you without your permission
It's all over lawbreaker!
6:53 Why....won't....you...DIE!?
i dont think, in all of my 14 years of playing oblivion, that i've ever seen someone kill an npc using the _fucking door._
Poor Hassildor could not get a minute of sleep
He's a vampire: he doesn't need it.
*Meanwhile in Anvil* Corvus: what is all that racket?!
"I used to think you were a hero.-"
"Good day."
This video has a perfect amount of Wes Johnsons
Every amount of Wes is a perfect amount!
This felt like an entire movie with all the side plots, and what a beautiful ending aswell
Happy you like it! No better way to end a video than by a guard getting stuck in a door...
He used to think you were a hero
I guess he should have known better...
Be like Oblivion MC. Wake up. Be free. Be hungry. Meet beggar. He hungry. Find his food and eat it in from of him. He hungry.
The trickster
Oblivions sound design is just amazing
Especially when stuff bugs in walls...
"I'm just wasting arrows, you pathetic worm!"
Not for nothing, but that guard is having one of the most epic battles ever... fighting against a door that will not open. Anyone who lives in Florida will tell you how difficult it is to open a wooden door after a rain storm. 🤣 That guard will be known as the Grand Champion of Florida if he manages to open it.
It was the battle of the century!
I cant handle the guard stuck in the door i just can't 😭
I'd be angry too if I couldn't kill a door.
Battle of the century!
Anvil doors are legendary for their strength.
That ending made my day!
Happy to hear!
What's a guy gotta do around here to become a notorious criminal?!
Breaking in a castle and annoying the count doesn't work apparently :(
Whats kinda funny about oblivion is that if your disposition is high enough and you trespass the person who reports you to the guards will then defend you to the death from the guards. In some cases these can be people you don't even know because you acquired enough fame or personality so that they auto like you.
* leaves conversation *
>you too...
"F**k you"
* "you too" *
3:22 “What do you need…mAsTeR?” I’ve always loved Modryn lmao
They talk about Juib!😲
I'm still sad knowing his eternal fate...
But they're wrong, Jiub died in Kvatch, not Morrowind.
Thank you for all your help. My rats appreciate it
They really did...
“by the NINE DIVIIIINEEEES”
My God, that ending! LOL Beautifully done 👍👍
Guard: Why won’t you die?! Me: I’m dying from laughter 😂
8:57 that got me 😂
A normal day in Anvil...
That ending is brilliant, ha ha!
2:23 had to have someone do the Heimlich Maneuver on me. That back flip at 26km/h while running backwards could have killed me.
That moment Corvus Umbranox comes back to be the Count then regrets it over some banging noise in the castle lol
I do this too but with Narina Carvain. I wanna awaken the inner Akaviri from her, by mostly hitting the countess with Dawn/Duskfang.
Messing around with essential NPCs really makes this game unique... always better than Skyrim's essential NPCs...
Omg I'm sorry but 5:45 got me, the way he *muerrrhhhehh* 🤣🤣 took me out
4:57 this is also how I warm up for a workout
Really gets the blood flowing...
HELP! Murder!! As he is stuck in the door lmao
He's stuck there to this day.
4:58
It's always funny when ragdolls get stuck in doors and spaz out. XD
0:19 we’ll he certainly rose like a vampire 😂😂😂
I'm convinced that Oblivion is just a bipolar simulator of some kind.
I absolutely love Oblivion! It's truly a classic masterpiece!
skingrad guards have a nice uniform
One of the best!
The king was "killed" like 10 times and the royal guards only appear like a hour later. Great guards.
Your character looks really damn good btw
Thank you! Generic Dunmer with normal gear usually does the trick...
Lmao wth is going on with that door 😂
yes
Imagine this in VR.....
Your videos make me cry bro
Just subbed for awesome oblivion content!
8:08 is a little bit scary.
Sorry :(
I used to think you were a hero. A holy knight and all that. I guess I should have known better.
"Well well. If it isn't the Holy Crusader himself..."
@@ThatsCoolDude Help! You must help! They're killing everyone at Weynon Priory!
I used to think you were a hero. A holy knight and all that. I guess I should have known better
what happened to make him say this?!?!?
@@teleportingpotatoe if you complete the Knights of the Nine questline and commit sins afterwards
It:
Doesn't work ❌
Just works ✅
STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Talking to guards is a serious crime! Now pay the fine, or it's off to jail with ya!
0:43 Just like: 😋 Lmao
Janus Hassildor easily one of my favorite NPCs. This mf live in hiding running a whole town and the moment you finally see him dudes eyes outa control and you just instantly know shit ain't quite right. I hadn't looked ahead/spoiled anything in my playthrough story wise and was wondering why he was never present. When I finally saw him I about fell over laughing
He's the true G
Can anyone tell me how 4:58 happened? I have never seen this in my entire 16 years of playing the game.
I don't remember this game being so broken when I was a kid lol
my other does weird shot kinda like this too hit with smashing with volendrung instead
6:19 No b1tches? :(
Just me :(
4:58-5:57-6:53-7:42-8:10
What sword is that
zamn what's that sword?
Show me what you’ve got! *glitching through door* 6:01
He did his best...
Am I supposed to be impressed?
No ther great I mean crazy good like cinamon toast crunch
WTF!?
Is
Happening
Yes
This reminds me how boring Skyrim can be
3:27
😂😂
I fought doors more fearsome than you
5:30 5:31
what mod let you do the flip
It's vanilla, you just need a high enough acrobatics skill!