Fantastic work Pie! Don’t disappear with Labour in power, they need to be held to account and we need your satire to keep us informed in the funniest way.
In Australia we are finally free of the C*ntservatives but Labor seems too scared to do what is needed. They constantly have the right-wing media against them.
The part where the queen was stood alone at her husband's funeral right after the picture of Boris having a party is a reminder of the kind of government we had running our country.
My ex died in the same year as our Queen. My grown up daughters were tasked with deciding which 20 people could attend his funeral when the attendees should have been spilling out of the door. I felt guilty breaking covid rules as I briefly hugged my kids when we should have remained 6 feet apart,. Then came those party images. I honestly thought Boris could not offend me more up until that point but the bas ... ket proved me wrong.
My Grandad was seriously ill during Covid and it pains me that I was unable to see him or any of my friends and family during that time whilst the Tories parties in downing street. Its time for a fresh start.
That picture was a defining moment and of course, she was a symbol of all the people over the country in the same position. So casually cruel. One of my close friends is a funeral director and had to tell families to sit apart, to move away from their sobbing mothers, fathers or children because the government said we had to do this to keep each other safe. When she saw the party pictures I thought she was going to lose her mind.
Just waiting for the anti Starmer rants to start. Go, Mr Pie, go. Can't have people in government thinking they're loved and respected by the rest of us, and bear in mind how it turned out last time Labour won. And threw away all the goodwill.
@@simonmason8582 I know. Kirsty was a terrific songwriter, but also brilliant at putting her own twist on others songs . This, 'A New England' and 'Miss Otis Regrets' are all as good as the originals
@@JynxedKoma No that's what Reform is. The risk is that Starmer panders to them too much and dips into fascism to do so. Doubt it though, considering they only won 5 seats.
Great choice of song. You can find the cover of the Kinks "Days" on Kirsty MacColl's album "Kite" released in 1989. Kirsty you might recall was mown down and killed at the age of 41 by a powerboat controlled by Guillermo González Nova, multimillionaire president of the Comercial Mexicana supermarket chain. On the album "Kite" MacColl's lyrics addressed life in Margaret Thatcher's Britain and addressed the vagaries of love. Kirsty is most likely best known today for her duet with Shane MacGowan on the Pogues "Fairytale of New York".
Days by the Kinks was the song that closed my Dad's funeral. It was the day after Boris' birthday bash in lockdown. I already wanted the Tories gone before then, after that it was a personal vendetta. This video is closure. Thank you Jonathan ❤️
@@dannyarcher6370that’s your take on a comment about the loss of a father? Very classy and by the way since when have the kinks been a 70’s punk band, how uninformed are you 🔔🔚 @matt-berry, I’m sorry for your loss.
@@dannyarcher6370 The Kinks had their biggest hits, mainly in the 1960s, from 1964 to the early 1970s, 'Days' was a hit for them in 1968. This version here is the late Kirsty McColl one, I think from the late 1980s/early 1990s. I prefer the original myself, but still a great and rather apt song. The Kinks were never punks, they were unique and Ray Davies, who wrote most of their songs, including 3 Number Ones, is a musical genius from Muswell Hill, North London.
Funny how this brave comedian hasn't made any comment about the withdrawal of the heating allowance from pensioners, the total lie about the black hole in the finances that Labour have actually created, and the joke of giving train drivers a 14.25% pay rise, and then they go on strike because it's still not enough. Two months and Starmer and co make the Tories seem honest.
The black hole in the country's finance's is true and Sunak and Hunt knew about it, they lied to Britain about it. It didn't appear overnight after the election it's your £22 billion Tory black hole. Tories couldn't careless about pensioners that's why Boris killed a lot of pensioners when he sent to their deaths in care homes, he told pensioners to put a coat on and sit on a bus. You and every Tory in Britain helped your government murder British people for 14 years, you didn't complain about it did you
You’re joking, right? Across the pond, a man can commit a felony and not only still has the right to run for office when others with a felony have no right to vote, but the highest court in the land has granted him partial immunity. It’s not all that much different on your side of the puddle.
Six weeks later Pie is silent and this has aged so badly its untrue. Go on Pie, have a rant about this lot the way you did those useless Tories, I dare you...don't worry mate, I'll send you a cake with a file in it.
This lot are not sitting in the house of commons laughing non stop every time they are told they are murdering British people, abusing British children and pensioners unlike your lot
🎵 Thank you for the rants. Those endless rants, such funny rants relieved me. I’m laughing at the rants, the jokes that were not really jokes relieved me. They kept us sane, through 14 years of stupid spoiled numpties. They took our faith, our patience and our taxes thrown to the breeze. Days I’ll remember all my life. Days with the scandals day and night. But thank you Pie, I won’t forget a single rant believe me. 🎵
@xensonar9652 Starmer is not a socialist, Sunak is not a Conservative, neither are arguing on the basis of first principles, They are global neoliberalists.. both favour global corporatism over country and the common man. Enjoy!
I was born into a Tory UK in 1981, I have lived 30 of my 43 years under the blue boot. I have witnessed the ups and downs of both sides. Having weathered the last 14 years of Tory torment, I am glad we finally pulled the brakes on the insanity and I hope from the bottom of my heart, we never see their return.
umm, this wasn't exactly an election won by Labour due to fevered support for them & their policies was it? 100% the Tories will return, in name or otherwise.
Quite a trail they left for future generations to sort out! - British Overseas areas struggle to hold all the piled money - The Island of Britain is better to be described as kaputt.
Thanks SO MUCH for showing Americans how it's DONE! For your IMMENSE wit, your energy, your relentless perseverance! The UK owes you a night or ten on the town...and so do we in The States.
As per usual, if you leave a happy uplifting message up for too long, it gets filled with comments from nutjobs like you who believe that Pie‘s absence is because of some socialist police state and not because he might be on holiday or professionally busy.
I think he might be done. Any 'satirical comedian' who has remained silent through this mess has lost any credibility. Shame because he has talent, just one sided though.
I mean, we didn't just discover Labour's bankruptcy. If he had any credibility the angle would have always been "meet the new boss, same as the old boss - maybe worse".
@@mr2981He’s done a New York Times Video exactly to that effect. Also, just because Starmer enforced the law with regards to riots, and implemented an unpopular and morally ambiguous fuel policy, doesn’t mean that people who don’t call him out are somehow complicit in some disaster. Do you remember what this present government actually inherited that worked? Because I recall that everything was basically timed to collapse the moment after the general election so that the Tories could hoist the challenge unto Labour and use it as a stick with which to beat them. This is what happens when scorched earth policy is enacted by the previous government.
@@dominicchallis2928 That's a bunch of claptrap. The rprevious government was neither cunning enough nor smart enough to pull off anything that would require that kind of orchestration.
@@chrisdrury9723Prisons have been full and there have been policies to let prisoners out early and not send guilty people down for years under the Tories.
@@chrisdrury9723What? Labour have not even been in power for a day, how the heck can they be responsible for that?!! This is the problem with these people, totally delusional 😮
@@chrisdrury9723 Starmer's not in No 10 yet. How is he letting anyone out? The blame for prisons being full lies fairly and squarely with the tories. Starmer actually called Rishi out for letting violent people out early, in PMQs a few weeks ago.
Definitely, but let’s give them a chance to turn the titanic….i think we have been frog-boiled to the extent that we know it is shit now, wherever you look, but in reality the country is in an even shittier state than that. We have been brainwashed by these b’stards to take what we are given and to be grateful for it. We have lived through the human equivalent of Animal Farm. Let’s hope the mood lifts and we can rally together to start the recovery process.
I've been under a conservative government since I was 6 years old. Yesterday I was able to vote and today I cry tears of joy for the end of an era of pain that my family endured during the vile rule of the Tory party. We are liberated!
I am struggling with the maths...as I have been under some version of conservative government, or at least rabid neoliberalism since I was thirteen years old, in 1979. In the last decade or so my family have been dealing with the toxic consequences of policies, the worst of which were put in place by Tony Blair, now his lad Starmer is in government after rooting our the Left of his party and welcoming Tories who have crossed the floor, hopefully something can eventially change in my lifetime...and if not mine then within the lifetime of our daughter...
Oh my, they're still on the path, from Trump day one, each day I think, for sure it can;t get more crazy than this, and each day Trump and now the whole GOP, and the whole US go one day more batshit crazy.
@@UpstateBeardtake it as a complement as it’s no doubt meant well. Most people in the UK are well disposed to our American cousins, and would hope you can avoid having the kind of self centred, selfish, lying, hypocritical bastards in power that we have just endured for 14 years.
Labour are competent. The prime minister is going after violent racists and bringing them to justice. The conservatives wouldn't have done anything. Sunak would have been in the bahamas instead of dealing with riots.
As a Spaniard who used to live in Britain during the whole Brexit fiasco... Good ridance. But please, Britain, stay strong. You are from being out of the woods yet. I'd say now it's when the real challenge begins. If Labour doesn't improves the situation in any meaningful way, the future of the country will be even darker than we can fathom now. I hope things will improve nlw
@@STORMDAME Oh they could. Just remember that Farage is a disciple of GOP, Trump and the hot mess that is "media" in all its forms. We need to be aware and ready to combat the constant stream of misinformation, BS, and fear/hate mongering filth that will stream forth from those who would have us divided and weaker.
Labour went and blew up Iraq for no reason other than lies then when voted out left a post it note saying there’s no money left! Could argue that’s why there’s so many problems in Middle East!
Nothing on Two Tier policing? Or how Balls interviewed his own wife on live TV? Or Sue Grey earning more than the PM as an aide? Really, no inspiration from none of this and so much more?
Thank you so much JP. Because of you we have all felt a little bit less lonely in our despair with the successive Tory governments. Please keep up the good work because Labour will need to be held account every step of the way.
Indeed! Change has been very slow in Australia since we ousted our corrupt, greedy right wing government. I tell myself it's because our new government has to correct the mistakes of the previous one, but I am a little concerned about a few issues like homelessness, cost of living, the broken health care system. Fingers crossed, change will come quicker in the UK. Well done.
For us bloody foreigners with a principle admiration for the UK, watching in bewilderment how this shitshow unfolded since Brexit forced our attention on British politics, you provided proof that hope for the UK wasn’t entirely delusional. Thank you!
Thanks Jonathan. I believe you played an enormous part in alerting your sleeping Brits to the misadventures of the Tories. I'm proud of you, and I'm not even a Brit.
4th July 2024 truly was our Independence Day from the long 14 years of Tory tyranny. God bless Jonathan Pie for getting us through these crazy times and here’s to a new dawn and new day to hopefully some real change 🌟
lol you must be joking, the establishment played you like a fiddle if you voted labour expecting things to get better, you should have learned by now its a double act to give the illusion of choice to stop the filthy masses revolting
So its Labour tyranny we have now then, What should we expect, more illegal wars? More lying to parliment to get us into them? More sell offs of the NHS?
It will be interesting to see how he criticizes the new Labour government. I am shocked he has not made a new video about what has happened since this video. What about a Labour council fining people for swearing? Come on! This is easy stuff.
Or, I don't know, jailing people for posting something on facebook, and venerating people who attack armed police. I mean, the police are the instrument of the state. The web of intersectionality is so complex. I should make an app.
I am so happy for all of you in the UK! I'm from the US, it's nice to see that somebody was able to pull their s*** together and get some crappy people out of office! I really hope with all my heart that it works out for the best for all of you!
Where have you gone pie? I want the same jokey comedic attitude towards this labour government as you did for the last 14 year conservatives, I bet you have a lot to talk about in your first labour broadcast 😂
Thankyou Tom for talking so much sense as the angry with the state of this country, Jonathan Pie. You have hit the nail on the head with every single broadcast. The voice of the sane everyday people ❤❤❤
What sense? The donut doesn't understand they are both the same.. both lie, both steal our money, both destroy the NHS in fact it was labour that privatised 7% of the NHS yearssss ago and underfunded them every single year they were in power... Not to mention the disgusting lies during COVID, Kier having a house party when we were lied to that it was dangerous. You're all foolish.
Come on the Mr Pie, where's your comments on what Labour are doing? Ending winter fuel payments for the elderly, removing the whip from 7 of its own party for voting to get rid of the two child cap, support for Israel on Gaza... it's a growing list already. No comments?
This has finally made the result real. Pie speaks, nay sings. Let's hope it's not a swan song. One of the finest satirical creations in the history of British political comedy. I salute you Tom!
At least Carol Vorderman-who was extremely smug when Labour won and advised ‘tactical voting’ to get them in power had the guts to attack Labour over cutting winter payments to the poor and demanded an apology for misleading the public. Where is Mr Pie we cry? If she can criticise Labour why can’t he??
@@TheShade70uk to be fair, Vorders would sell her granny down the river for column inches. She used to be relatively normal but these days she's just a nutjob.
Brilliant I cried with laughter pure joy of their leaving , favourite moment when Liz truss hiding in the loo delaying the announcement of her loss . Thank you for your regular rants mr pie that made me feel I was not alone during those torturous days of Tory rule
" I cried with laughter pure joy" Really? because we went from Blue late stage capitalism to red late stage capitalism? Life would be so much easier if I was that naive. I actually envy you tbh.
Absolutely brilliant. This household is feeling the same incredible relief this morning. Let's hope the new administration can steer the ship back on course after 14 years of incompetence and greed.
It's mad how anyone thinks it's gonna get better 😂 the borders are well and truly open now your daughters will be bringing foreign men home to meet their parents and everything you grew up knowing will be eradicated and turned completely foreign, Muslim and none white
Thank you for bringing laughter through the worst of their FOURTEEN years of utter disgrace. Onwards! And dont stop, Labour will need watching with your keen eye
Where's the fearless satirist Pie with his searing observations? He's run away! Brave Sir Jonathan ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Jonathan turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Jonathan!
I never realised how much a happy Jonathan Pie would lift my spirits. Even better now that my own country is probably heading for some of its darkest days. Thank you mr. Pie! Enjoy these sunny days, but don't forget to take on Labour every time they mess up too!
I'm really pleased for Jonathan Pie and the British people as a whole. May you finally move on to a brighter and more prosperous future after 14 painful years of conservative government.
For the past 14 years I was shocked so many took it in stride. Hundreds of thousands of excess deaths are due to austerity policies and mismanaging the pandemic. It really is like a post-WWII scenario, not just economically-speaking. It's still going on until NHS wait times and other things are repaired.
@@Phaevryn Maybe he(?) means Pie is a Russian bot. Not something I'd considered before. One doesn't imagine Russian bots complaining about the current state of affairs, does one.
Jonathan Pie - You've earned every note of that! Please, please, please don't stop. Hold Labour to account. The country needs you more than ever. And do consider running in 2029. Give me a Pie Prime Minister over Farage-Tice.
@@Phaevryn The episode before this and the New York Times video both emphasised the need for Labour to not be milquetoast and to actually sort things out, as were several other videos preceding this emphasising the lack of passion in Labour‘s strategy. And it’s not exactly all Labour‘s fault given the catastrophic inheritance from the Tories. Besides, Pie doesn’t have an obligation to keep you constantly updated with his opinions, he’s not the news.
Thank you Jonathan Pie, for helping to keep us sane during the tory shitshow nightmare.
Couldn't agree more
@@jessicamilestone4026I'll second that ☺️
Now the Labour shitshow starts.
@@mikehurley5052 Kidstarver is going to grab all the money he can get and we're looking at a Tory government in 5 years.
@mikehurley5052 I love loony right tears. You lost, get over it snowflake! 🤣😭🤣😭😅😅
Fantastic work Pie! Don’t disappear with Labour in power, they need to be held to account and we need your satire to keep us informed in the funniest way.
@@IanScout1 Agreed
@@IanScout1 I really wish so
In Australia we are finally free of the C*ntservatives but Labor seems too scared to do what is needed. They constantly have the right-wing media against them.
Absolutely! The hard work starts now.
pie is a fictional character..
The part where the queen was stood alone at her husband's funeral right after the picture of Boris having a party is a reminder of the kind of government we had running our country.
My ex died in the same year as our Queen. My grown up daughters were tasked with deciding which 20 people could attend his funeral when the attendees should have been spilling out of the door. I felt guilty breaking covid rules as I briefly hugged my kids when we should have remained 6 feet apart,. Then came those party images. I honestly thought Boris could not offend me more up until that point but the bas ... ket proved me wrong.
My Grandad was seriously ill during Covid and it pains me that I was unable to see him or any of my friends and family during that time whilst the Tories parties in downing street. Its time for a fresh start.
That picture was a defining moment and of course, she was a symbol of all the people over the country in the same position. So casually cruel.
One of my close friends is a funeral director and had to tell families to sit apart, to move away from their sobbing mothers, fathers or children because the government said we had to do this to keep each other safe. When she saw the party pictures I thought she was going to lose her mind.
To be honest she’d probably rather not sit next to any of them in her time of grief.
@@MrSonicB00m But not with Starmer. Worse is to come.
Your silence is golden.
You can see the weight that’s been lifted on his poor soul from the accumulated 14 years of pure rage.
I have never seen the man so... Unangry? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
hes an actor
Yes but like a breakup at first you’re happy it’s over then you realise you need to start meeting new people
That must run into tonnes taken over a 68 Million population....
Just waiting for the anti Starmer rants to start. Go, Mr Pie, go. Can't have people in government thinking they're loved and respected by the rest of us, and bear in mind how it turned out last time Labour won. And threw away all the goodwill.
Eagerly anticipating what Pie has in store for labour
The same as the conservatives. Two cheeks of the same rear.
Lots of 'matetial' coming shortly from 'Reform !'
@@stuartivins7846might get more material against the Lib Dem’s since their doing surprisingly well.
They better be held accountable for any wrongs they do. But I'll be surprised if they do a worse job than the tories.
I'm eagerly anticipating what Labour will do to reverse the wanton destruction the Tories have done to this country.
I am a Kirsty MacColl and Jonathan Pie fan, and a direct victim of Tory corruption at my local council, Thurrock.
This hits ALL the buttons.
It's a Kink's song originally.
@@simonmason8582 I know. Kirsty was a terrific songwriter, but also brilliant at putting her own twist on others songs . This, 'A New England' and 'Miss Otis Regrets' are all as good as the originals
I feel your pain.
Unfortunately South Basildon and Thurrock appear to have elected a Reform UK MP unless I got that wrong?
@@Bromley68 You can fit all of the Reform MPs in a Mini (made by BMW).
@@ScaleUpScaleDown I'm a Kirsty-fan from Germany and upvoted this video in no regards for the politics, but just for good taste.
Where is Jonathan Pie?????
The pensioners need you, Don't let them freeze
Backing the wrong horse ahain
He’s probably in asos getting free clothes? Or maybe use of a London/ny penthouse?
Thanks Jonathan. Fir helping to keep me sane through the worst government of my 63 years.
And of my 67 years!
@@berenicehickey9755
And of my 70 years.
and my 72
And my 64
They did something worse than bombing, invading and occupying Iraq???
"Be careful, when a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.'
Albert Camus
Yeah and it looks like it might have arrived. Time will tell.
@@sacredgeometry "Time will tell"?! Are you mad? That's exactly what Labour is.
I think in the Nasty Party Govt's case it was narcism and Sociopath(s).
@@JynxedKoma No that's what Reform is. The risk is that Starmer panders to them too much and dips into fascism to do so. Doubt it though, considering they only won 5 seats.
And the U.S. Supreme Court just ruled that presidents and former presidents have criminal immunity 💀
It's gone AWFULLY quiet in Pie world
YOO HOOOOO 👋👋
I hope he'll regroup and lettuce know soon
Because they don't care about the country.
They care ONLY ONLY about power.
Waiting for Jonathan Pie’s update. Looks like Tom Walker has binned him off.
As the saying goes “ be careful what you wish for….. you might get it “
I'm here to see his very recent videos - WHERE IS HE?? He finally got his party in place. I want to hear the wonderful news of how great they're doing
@@nottoday3666 devolution, NHS reform, planning reform, Lords reform, need I go on?
Thanks Jonathan Pie for entertaining us throughout the Tory chaos of the last 14 years.
Convert to Islam. we Will die
The sound of Kirsty McColl's voice choked me up. I think she'd have approved.
As would Ray Davies, I suspect.
A beautiful soul
Great choice of song. You can find the cover of the Kinks "Days" on Kirsty MacColl's album "Kite" released in 1989. Kirsty you might recall was mown down and killed at the age of 41 by a powerboat controlled by Guillermo González Nova, multimillionaire president of the Comercial Mexicana supermarket chain. On the album "Kite" MacColl's lyrics addressed life in Margaret Thatcher's Britain and addressed the vagaries of love. Kirsty is most likely best known today for her duet with Shane MacGowan on the Pogues "Fairytale of New York".
Until the video gets removed by music industry lawyers.
Kirsty MacColl and Billy Bragg sing "venality". Kirsty MacColl sings "there's a Guy works down the chipshop who thinks he's Boris, he's a liar..."
Days by the Kinks was the song that closed my Dad's funeral. It was the day after Boris' birthday bash in lockdown.
I already wanted the Tories gone before then, after that it was a personal vendetta.
This video is closure.
Thank you Jonathan ❤️
Is this what a Kinks song sounds like? I thought they were supposed to edgy 70s punk group?
GAY! 😂
@@dannyarcher6370 it's a cover
@@dannyarcher6370that’s your take on a comment about the loss of a father? Very classy and by the way since when have the kinks been a 70’s punk band, how uninformed are you 🔔🔚
@matt-berry, I’m sorry for your loss.
Bless you Matt. So sorry for your pain and loss ❤
@@dannyarcher6370 The Kinks had their biggest hits, mainly in the 1960s, from 1964 to the early 1970s, 'Days' was a hit for them in 1968. This version here is the late Kirsty McColl one, I think from the late 1980s/early 1990s. I prefer the original myself, but still a great and rather apt song. The Kinks were never punks, they were unique and Ray Davies, who wrote most of their songs, including 3 Number Ones, is a musical genius from Muswell Hill, North London.
Funny how this brave comedian hasn't made any comment about the withdrawal of the heating allowance from pensioners, the total lie about the black hole in the finances that Labour have actually created, and the joke of giving train drivers a 14.25% pay rise, and then they go on strike because it's still not enough. Two months and Starmer and co make the Tories seem honest.
The black hole in the country's finance's is true and Sunak and Hunt knew about it, they lied to Britain about it. It didn't appear overnight after the election it's your £22 billion Tory black hole. Tories couldn't careless about pensioners that's why Boris killed a lot of pensioners when he sent to their deaths in care homes, he told pensioners to put a coat on and sit on a bus. You and every Tory in Britain helped your government murder British people for 14 years, you didn't complain about it did you
Thanks Jonathan Pie. Let's hope that Starmer prosecutes the corrupt A/holes who have just left office!. Most of them should be in jail.
He IS a corrupt a hole.
Starmer can’t prosecute himself.
You mean like he didn't with Jimmy Saville?
You’re joking, right? Across the pond, a man can commit a felony and not only still has the right to run for office when others with a felony have no right to vote, but the highest court in the land has granted him partial immunity. It’s not all that much different on your side of the puddle.
@@philscott3759 you do know Saville was never cautioned by the police right, or any service with PACE clocks, therefore you can't prosecute him?
Now Brits can celebrate July 4th too. ❤❤❤
I'm suprised we dont, we already speak the Americans broken version of our own language.
Thank you. I certainly feel like celebrating. 😊
Awww that's really sweet, actually. Thank you!
We really should. The Colonists were British too !
Only those who haven't noticed who Starmer is
Seeing Pie happy is so heartwarming
but weird...
@@WildwoodTV . . . but Wonderful😂
@@WildwoodTV - indeed. And just a little scary...
Six weeks later Pie is silent and this has aged so badly its untrue.
Go on Pie, have a rant about this lot the way you did those useless Tories, I dare you...don't worry mate, I'll send you a cake with a file in it.
This lot are not sitting in the house of commons laughing non stop every time they are told they are murdering British people, abusing British children and pensioners unlike your lot
🎵 Thank you for the rants.
Those endless rants, such funny rants relieved me.
I’m laughing at the rants, the jokes that were not really jokes relieved me.
They kept us sane, through 14 years of stupid spoiled numpties.
They took our faith, our patience and our taxes thrown to the breeze.
Days I’ll remember all my life.
Days with the scandals day and night.
But thank you Pie, I won’t forget a single rant believe me. 🎵
Amen!
Brilliant
I am gonna be humming that all day!
Perfect
Spon on!😊
You lucky bastards!
Sincerely, America
Be lucky bastards in November, USA💙 Sincerely, UK
We're not out of the woods yet. They've still gotta deliver.
Lol!!!!😂😂
@@D_4_N_and they never do....
Please wish us French bastards luck too. :-)
Make a sentence out of these words.
"Riddance", "privileged", "tossers" "good", " you".
May I add 'thieving'?
I can't do it, I keep mentally adding another that rhymes with bucking
It's cute that you think there has been change 😊
@@kanny5175 "ThEy aRe AlL tHe SaMe" right?
@xensonar9652 Starmer is not a socialist, Sunak is not a Conservative, neither are arguing on the basis of first principles,
They are global neoliberalists.. both favour global corporatism over country and the common man. Enjoy!
come on then Mr Pie, love what you do but now its time you disassembled 2 tier Keir Stalin……
i’ll wait 🤔🤨🤭
I was born into a Tory UK in 1981, I have lived 30 of my 43 years under the blue boot. I have witnessed the ups and downs of both sides. Having weathered the last 14 years of Tory torment, I am glad we finally pulled the brakes on the insanity and I hope from the bottom of my heart, we never see their return.
under the blue boot …. a very graphic and spot on way of describing life ‘under’ them.
@@BeautyDarkly of course they are coming back. In 5 or 10 years it will return. You never had a choice.
umm, this wasn't exactly an election won by Labour due to fevered support for them & their policies was it? 100% the Tories will return, in name or otherwise.
24 of my last years have been under Labour in Wales. You may be in for a disappointment my friend...
Quite a trail they left for future generations to sort out!
- British Overseas areas struggle to hold all the piled money
- The Island of Britain is better to be described as kaputt.
Thanks SO MUCH for showing Americans how it's DONE! For your IMMENSE wit, your energy, your relentless perseverance! The UK owes you a night or ten on the town...and so do we in The States.
Getting your military bases and troops out of our country would do fine, thanks.
@@Red_Lion2000 Yeah well I'm not in charge of that. Sorry. And oh, who wanted them there? Any clue on your end?
Showing americans what? Lol We have plenty of stupid sounding political brits on our american tvs. Too many actually.
Thanks for appreciating him. He's our British treasure.
@@Red_Lion2000 I'll gladly take American bases and troops here if it means we don't wind up with Russian ones, mate.
HE IS OBVIOUSLY SCARED OF BEING LOCKED UP BY TWO TIER KIER.
He won't be murdered by two nation Tories
As per usual, if you leave a happy uplifting message up for too long, it gets filled with comments from nutjobs like you who believe that Pie‘s absence is because of some socialist police state and not because he might be on holiday or professionally busy.
Did you think things would all be fixed after just 10 weeks?
I think he might be done.
Any 'satirical comedian' who has remained silent through this mess has lost any credibility. Shame because he has talent, just one sided though.
I mean, we didn't just discover Labour's bankruptcy. If he had any credibility the angle would have always been "meet the new boss, same as the old boss - maybe worse".
@mr2981 Yes that's what a satirist would've done. Seems he was just a lefty shill
@@mr2981He’s done a New York Times Video exactly to that effect. Also, just because Starmer enforced the law with regards to riots, and implemented an unpopular and morally ambiguous fuel policy, doesn’t mean that people who don’t call him out are somehow complicit in some disaster. Do you remember what this present government actually inherited that worked? Because I recall that everything was basically timed to collapse the moment after the general election so that the Tories could hoist the challenge unto Labour and use it as a stick with which to beat them. This is what happens when scorched earth policy is enacted by the previous government.
@@dominicchallis2928 That's a bunch of claptrap. The rprevious government was neither cunning enough nor smart enough to pull off anything that would require that kind of orchestration.
Now what should happen is police investigations into the lies corruption,incompetence, of this scumbags reign !!! And most should be jailed
You think Labour are going to be any better, remember Blair.
What's the point in jailing anyone? Starmer's letting people out because the prisons are full...
@@chrisdrury9723Prisons have been full and there have been policies to let prisoners out early and not send guilty people down for years under the Tories.
@@chrisdrury9723What? Labour have not even been in power for a day, how the heck can they be responsible for that?!! This is the problem with these people, totally delusional 😮
@@chrisdrury9723
Starmer's not in No 10 yet. How is he letting anyone out? The blame for prisons being full lies fairly and squarely with the tories. Starmer actually called Rishi out for letting violent people out early, in PMQs a few weeks ago.
Like Hislop, a reassuring presence in a sea of insanity. He nails absolutely everything and articulates in a manner you couldn’t hope to yourself!
I don't see him present at all during the insanity. [looks left, looks right]
Please be there to hold Labour to account
The country needs you!!!
He won't.
@@zm321exactly, he is a leftist, socialist- labour stooge
@@zm321 Of course he will.
Definitely, but let’s give them a chance to turn the titanic….i think we have been frog-boiled to the extent that we know it is shit now, wherever you look, but in reality the country is in an even shittier state than that. We have been brainwashed by these b’stards to take what we are given and to be grateful for it. We have lived through the human equivalent of Animal Farm. Let’s hope the mood lifts and we can rally together to start the recovery process.
@@johnmulligan912 I hope he does, but I reckon he won't.
Kirstie Mcoll R.I.P. - we miss you !
Just about to say the same. RIP Kirsty, murdered by a greengrocer.
...and poor Shane R i P too ...
I suppose one benefit of being a musician is that, while it's tough to reach the top, you'll live forever through your work if you do.
This is the most intelligent and decent comment on here! Thank you. Yes, Rest In Peace Kirstie! 🙏⚖️🙏🕊️
I've been under a conservative government since I was 6 years old. Yesterday I was able to vote and today I cry tears of joy for the end of an era of pain that my family endured during the vile rule of the Tory party. We are liberated!
This is exactly how I felt when John Howard was tossed out of government when I was 19, and he had been Australia's PM since I was 9.
I am struggling with the maths...as I have been under some version of conservative government, or at least rabid neoliberalism since I was thirteen years old, in 1979. In the last decade or so my family have been dealing with the toxic consequences of policies, the worst of which were put in place by Tony Blair, now his lad Starmer is in government after rooting our the Left of his party and welcoming Tories who have crossed the floor, hopefully something can eventially change in my lifetime...and if not mine then within the lifetime of our daughter...
Jeez, tears of joy 😂 Pathetic.
Brace yourself!
You REALLY think much has changed?
I've been under the Tories since I was 4, I am 18 now and I was able to vote those Tories out by doing a postal vote.
Thank you Jonathan for bringing us all laughter during those dark fourteen years of government.
This video hasn’t aged well has it. I hate both your party’s, or better still the sleazy uni party ain’t worth a toss . Lol
Ray, Kirsty and Jonathan... a match made in heaven. Now if only America would come to its bloody senses like this.
Oh my, they're still on the path, from Trump day one, each day I think, for sure it can;t get more crazy than this, and each day Trump and now the whole GOP, and the whole US go one day more batshit crazy.
As a NYer, care to define. I keep my thoughts on UK govt to myself because it's not my country. Perhaps you could do us that favor?
@@UpstateBeard why?
@@UpstateBeardtake it as a complement as it’s no doubt meant well. Most people in the UK are well disposed to our American cousins, and would hope you can avoid having the kind of self centred, selfish, lying, hypocritical bastards in power that we have just endured for 14 years.
@@UpstateBeard And yet, here you are.
Labour's ineptocracy surely needs your satirical comedy Jonathan.
@@timphillips2902 he's gone very quiet - surprise surprise.
Labour are competent. The prime minister is going after violent racists and bringing them to justice. The conservatives wouldn't have done anything. Sunak would have been in the bahamas instead of dealing with riots.
@@J_bixby violent racists? What race did they attack? I missed that one.
@@J_bixbyIt never ceases to amaze me how dumb some people can be.
Because they don't care about the country.
They care ONLY ONLY about power.
As a Spaniard who used to live in Britain during the whole Brexit fiasco... Good ridance.
But please, Britain, stay strong. You are from being out of the woods yet. I'd say now it's when the real challenge begins. If Labour doesn't improves the situation in any meaningful way, the future of the country will be even darker than we can fathom now.
I hope things will improve nlw
They couldn't get much worse. At this point all I'm really asking for is less corruption
@@STORMDAME
Don't speak too soon.
"There's no ground floor in Hell."
- Proinsias Cassidy.
@@STORMDAME Oh they could. Just remember that Farage is a disciple of GOP, Trump and the hot mess that is "media" in all its forms. We need to be aware and ready to combat the constant stream of misinformation, BS, and fear/hate mongering filth that will stream forth from those who would have us divided and weaker.
Labour went and blew up Iraq for no reason other than lies then when voted out left a post it note saying there’s no money left!
Could argue that’s why there’s so many problems in Middle East!
Davos doesn't want him to improve the country.
You can really see the relief in his face. It's like he's a new man.
Never seen Jonathan like this before.
I know. Make it stop!
Thanks Jonathan Pie, well done exposing these bastards over all this time!
Merci! 👍💪✌
Gone awfully quiet.
What about the pensioners Johnny boy?
All the rich people that will just relocate reducing wealth in the country?
Rich people don't bring wealth, they hoard it as no one covets the money of others as much as the rich do.
@@curiousnomadicThe OP is about the UK pensioners Winter fuel allowance. Feel free to comment as you're an expert on British politics and economics
@@theincompetenttech The wokey doesn't care now liebour have conned their way into power.
Nothing on Two Tier policing? Or how Balls interviewed his own wife on live TV? Or Sue Grey earning more than the PM as an aide? Really, no inspiration from none of this and so much more?
@@JWL-UK I can't even look at Balls now. Supercilious dreg.
You're a part of the reason why, thank you for offering one place where satire was more truth than our press. Thanks Jonathan/Tom
its not satire
@@uttaradit2 Indeed, the rest is a pretence shit show, of barbarians in suits with ties talking as if reasonable and caring.
Thank you so much JP. Because of you we have all felt a little bit less lonely in our despair with the successive Tory governments. Please keep up the good work because Labour will need to be held account every step of the way.
Indeed! Change has been very slow in Australia since we ousted our corrupt, greedy right wing government. I tell myself it's because our new government has to correct the mistakes of the previous one, but I am a little concerned about a few issues like homelessness, cost of living, the broken health care system. Fingers crossed, change will come quicker in the UK. Well done.
For us bloody foreigners with a principle admiration for the UK, watching in bewilderment how this shitshow unfolded since Brexit forced our attention on British politics, you provided proof that hope for the UK wasn’t entirely delusional.
Thank you!
It happened way before Brexit, just a lot more noticeable since then
@@supadave1979Because we never had a vote to join(!).
@@Triz-c2j vote to join what?
Watching the death of the motherland happen slowly was difficult. I fear the Tories damage may be past the point of undoing.
@@Triz-c2jit was in the election manifestos and we had a referendum in 1975
I thought news reporters were supposed to be unbiased, Pie gone awfully quiet once the reds come into power!
👍
Thank you J.P. for your constant rants, one of the few sane voices in the past 14 years.
Change it up Tom. You're overusing 'sane' - it's too transparent.
Thanks Jonathan. I believe you played an enormous part in alerting your sleeping Brits to the misadventures of the Tories. I'm proud of you, and I'm not even a Brit.
I am not a Brit (thank Almighty God Everlasting for that) and I can assure you the Brits are still sleeping...
Thanks for your service Tom 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
The edge has kind of being taken off the 'glory' video a month ago 😆
4th July 2024 truly was our Independence Day from the long 14 years of Tory tyranny. God bless Jonathan Pie for getting us through these crazy times and here’s to a new dawn and new day to hopefully some real change 🌟
Amen to that! 😅
lol you must be joking, the establishment played you like a fiddle if you voted labour expecting things to get better, you should have learned by now its a double act to give the illusion of choice to stop the filthy masses revolting
So its Labour tyranny we have now then, What should we expect, more illegal wars? More lying to parliment to get us into them? More sell offs of the NHS?
Now it's the other side turn to fuck shit up 😉
Woo Hoo, Labour back in, finally! Now, lets get those borders wide open and wack that DEI dial to number 11 ... Let's Party
In the darkest of the dark of Tory rule, Johnathan Pie was our guiding light!
Thank you Mr Pie!
OK Tom, don't make it too obvious.
Tears in my eyes this morning! Oh! Happy day! Thank you, Tom.
😃😃👍❤️😃🌲
Oh, the irony of it all, huh?
It will be interesting to see how he criticizes the new Labour government. I am shocked he has not made a new video about what has happened since this video. What about a Labour council fining people for swearing? Come on! This is easy stuff.
You're joking. He wouldn't mock his beloved Labour party.
Or, I don't know, jailing people for posting something on facebook, and venerating people who attack armed police. I mean, the police are the instrument of the state. The web of intersectionality is so complex. I should make an app.
I am so happy for all of you in the UK! I'm from the US, it's nice to see that somebody was able to pull their s*** together and get some crappy people out of office! I really hope with all my heart that it works out for the best for all of you!
Thanks! Really hope it works out for America. Crazy times.
Thank you. Good luck to you
@@Pollycat15 You're very welcome! Now that is the understatement of the century! Lolol! Thank you! It's very much needed!
@@STORMDAME you're very welcome! Thank you so much! Trying to hold onto hope!
Would work out better for us if you Americans werent buying out our country and culture.
Don't go too far, Jonathan. Your country needs YOU!
- Jonathan Pie for USA President 2024
- America, you need a Jonathan Pie more than you know.
Thank you JP for the company and entertainment in the long dark night of the last 14 years! You've done this country a service!
Where have you gone pie? I want the same jokey comedic attitude towards this labour government as you did for the last 14 year conservatives, I bet you have a lot to talk about in your first labour broadcast 😂
"Oh, well, out of one frying pan, into another frying pan." - Neil
But its a different colour frying pan tho :O
Thankyou Tom for talking so much sense as the angry with the state of this country, Jonathan Pie. You have hit the nail on the head with every single broadcast. The voice of the sane everyday people ❤❤❤
What sense? The donut doesn't understand they are both the same.. both lie, both steal our money, both destroy the NHS in fact it was labour that privatised 7% of the NHS yearssss ago and underfunded them every single year they were in power... Not to mention the disgusting lies during COVID, Kier having a house party when we were lied to that it was dangerous.
You're all foolish.
The world has become a darker place, but at the very least, the Tories have been told, in no uncertain terms, to get fncked.
The Tories have been told to fuck off... But I fear they heard "you should be more like Reform party"
You think that labour is going to be any better?
Probably not
But at least i don't have to listen to your screaming lefties screaming about the tories
Come on the Mr Pie, where's your comments on what Labour are doing? Ending winter fuel payments for the elderly, removing the whip from 7 of its own party for voting to get rid of the two child cap, support for Israel on Gaza... it's a growing list already. No comments?
He's either lovin it, or scared of getting arrested.
@@CaptainPakka Well if its the latter that would make him Chicken Pie.
Kirsty MacColl...RIP brave lady.❤
yes her voice was fabulous ,it certainly will be a New England ,and not for the better
It's a Kink's song originally.
@@simonmason8582 Yeah, I know. I always preferred her version myself.👍
This has finally made the result real. Pie speaks, nay sings. Let's hope it's not a swan song. One of the finest satirical creations in the history of British political comedy. I salute you Tom!
Brilliant. Thank you Jonathan for articulating the pain of the last 14 years.
Nothing to post recently, John? I stupidly thought you'd keep them all answerable? Guess i was wrong.
It’s pathetic isn’t it.
He's a labour supporter
No surprise
Despite all his rants and moral posturing, he's spineless
This has always been one of my favourite songs, plus Pie, plus Labour. Today is a very, very good day!
Is there no comment on how fabulously popular Labour is proving to be or the fact that Starmer needs to be dressed by party donors?
At least Carol Vorderman-who was extremely smug when Labour won and advised ‘tactical voting’ to get them in power had the guts to attack Labour over cutting winter payments to the poor and demanded an apology for misleading the public. Where is Mr Pie we cry? If she can criticise Labour why can’t he??
@@TheShade70uk to be fair, Vorders would sell her granny down the river for column inches. She used to be relatively normal but these days she's just a nutjob.
You've gone quiet! No comment on the winter full cut?
No comment on ANYTHING!?
I love Jonathon Pie. Just love him. And that wonderful moment when the weight of the Tory years lifts from his face .. a wonderful actor.
Brilliant I cried with laughter pure joy of their leaving , favourite moment when Liz truss hiding in the loo delaying the announcement of her loss . Thank you for your regular rants mr pie that made me feel I was not alone during those torturous days of Tory rule
She will have been snorting coke. I reckon that 4 of our last PM's did coke whilst on the job; Blair, Cameron, Johnson and Truss.
There has been talk of powder on the floor in the Westminster loos for a good few years now. Maybe some literally ‘powdered their nose’.
@@zm321 Not forgetting Gove 😀
@@TropTing Yes him too! It's common knowledge about Osbourne as well.
" I cried with laughter pure joy"
Really? because we went from Blue late stage capitalism to red late stage capitalism?
Life would be so much easier if I was that naive. I actually envy you tbh.
I feel a weight has been lifted from all our backs! Thank you Jonathan for all your calls to reality all these years!
What like? Defending Huw Edwards?
Think so, huh?
Any satirical comedian worth his salt should have an absolute field day with an authoritarian Labour government in thrall to the cancer of wokery!
Wrong side to lampoon
id delete this. its considered a custodial offence now
I bet you all wish we had the Tories back. Now we are a truly f*#@%d.😅
No...thank you! for being a beacon to the rational; for helping us know we weren't alone/going mad!
You're a national treasure!
Tom, you need to stop with the national treasure thing. It's not going to happen.
Absolutely brilliant. This household is feeling the same incredible relief this morning. Let's hope the new administration can steer the ship back on course after 14 years of incompetence and greed.
It will be more of the same. Shit sandwich, anyone?
Don't hold your breath
It's mad how anyone thinks it's gonna get better 😂 the borders are well and truly open now your daughters will be bringing foreign men home to meet their parents and everything you grew up knowing will be eradicated and turned completely foreign, Muslim and none white
Plus the higher taxes let's not forget those
Aye, they are steering the ships right onto our beaches as we speak. Soon the new fleet of Royal Navy hotel barges will be christened.
Congratulation dear British cousins ! And all the best for the next years under Labour. May they be happy and prosperous !
Sometimes I think this guy can't get any better - and then he does!!
You mean he's gone silent and that's an improvement? Possibly/
And then he disappeared
Effing brilliant! Thank you Johnathan for keeping us sane during the insanity.
Hoping for a better life for all people in the UK. I hope Labour will solve the problems.
You want your head read if you think it's going to get better
😂
Keir Starmer couldn't solve the problems on a KS2 SATs paper, dream on.
Didn't vote for him, or trust him, but seeing as he's here anyway, I hope he does help.
@@israelhands3319 He would have to try really fucking hard to make things worse.
Love it. Best moment of the night Liz Truss losing her seat. Thanks for the humour over the last few years but don't stop now!
I thought her asking Prince Charles for advice on how to lead the country was the most cringe-worthy. "Back again? Oh dear or dear."
One who just about kept us sane. Cheers JP.
Thank you! Your last videos helped my friend convert from a Torry voter to Labour. We did it!
How’s your friend feel now….?
Thank you for bringing laughter through the worst of their FOURTEEN years of utter disgrace. Onwards!
And dont stop, Labour will need watching with your keen eye
Where's the fearless satirist Pie with his searing observations? He's run away!
Brave Sir Jonathan ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Jonathan turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Jonathan!
He doesn't upload for one and a half months and you all go crazy. He's taken longer breaks than this. Don't get your panties in a bunch
@@MountainGermz Johnathan humble pie aint fancying it
Thank you Mr Pie. I know you will be there to give Labour grief if they don't deliver. Fingers crossed they will. We love you.
I'm so jealous. But I'm right here in America celebrating 4 u & with u. Now, please, wish us luck. We're reallllly in need of it.🤞
Good luck, up to you now to dump the orange turd in your upcoming elections. We'll be watching in hope!
Vote Trump
@@RobertGeez magatwat
Get your military bases out of Britain please.
@@Red_Lion2000 But then you'd have none. Oh right, that's the point. Da, comrade.
Take a bow Pie you fkn Legend ❤from a Tory Free Glasgow Scotland 🏴
You’re not Tory free unfortunately that is where the conservatives did best only losing 1 seat in Scotland
Yea, now we have red Tories, big whoop.
I never realised how much a happy Jonathan Pie would lift my spirits. Even better now that my own country is probably heading for some of its darkest days. Thank you mr. Pie! Enjoy these sunny days, but don't forget to take on Labour every time they mess up too!
If you're in France, hopefully things won't be quite as dark as first thought....
Oops, it looks like he forgot to do that.
Don't forget everyone, he had to do this well in advance so there's one in case the tories won.... We need to persuade him to release it!
Release the Monster Raving Loony cut!! 🤣
Release the Reform edition for extra spicy comments :-p
Release the Binface cut #binfacesweep
I've just said much the same, I suspect there's a few versions for different scenarios and we need to see them all.
There was never any real prospect of the Tories winning so I doubt there is a Tory victory version, entertaining that it would have been.
Good point. The best thing to come out of the Torries’ reign were these Pie rants.
Thank YOU Jonathan Pie - an invaluable voice of truth and reason in a very messed up world.
OK Tom.
I'm really pleased for Jonathan Pie and the British people as a whole. May you finally move on to a brighter and more prosperous future after 14 painful years of conservative government.
Aint going to happen!
*looks at the books* OH CHRIST
You do realise Pie is a fictional character right?
I won`t hold my breath !
@@ohcrikey-bd6dr I think we do, thanks.
It is just so insane we lived through that. Absolutely insane.
For the past 14 years I was shocked so many took it in stride. Hundreds of thousands of excess deaths are due to austerity policies and mismanaging the pandemic. It really is like a post-WWII scenario, not just economically-speaking. It's still going on until NHS wait times and other things are repaired.
And now most of us wish the Tories were still in office. I’ll take shit over dangerous any day of the week.
Totally we'll be an Islamisation country soon because of these C's
Hey Pie, no comments on what's happening right now? Didn't think so.
Agreed!!!!!!
Russian bot.
@@GaryJust How does that make me a russian bot?
@@Phaevryn Maybe he(?) means Pie is a Russian bot. Not something I'd considered before. One doesn't imagine Russian bots complaining about the current state of affairs, does one.
@Phaevryn don't worry he's an Ukrainian bot 😂😂😂
Thanks Jonathan, savage comedy, savage truths.
Best of luck to the new government 🇬🇧 Justice for Grenfell!
PPP and corporate fascism will continue.
Jonathan Pie - You've earned every note of that! Please, please, please don't stop. Hold Labour to account. The country needs you more than ever. And do consider running in 2029. Give me a Pie Prime Minister over Farage-Tice.
Pie right now: "there's got to be a way to blame this on right wing people".
Your silence is deafening.
Have you seen his other videos? He’s not a dogmatic kind of guy, he’s probably just busy at the moment.
@@dominicchallis2928 Sure buddy.
@@Phaevryn The episode before this and the New York Times video both emphasised the need for Labour to not be milquetoast and to actually sort things out, as were several other videos preceding this emphasising the lack of passion in Labour‘s strategy. And it’s not exactly all Labour‘s fault given the catastrophic inheritance from the Tories. Besides, Pie doesn’t have an obligation to keep you constantly updated with his opinions, he’s not the news.
@@dominicchallis2928 Stop gas lighting, no one is buying it.
@@Phaevryn How am I gaslighting?
Thank you Jonathan Pie for being the best reporter during those dark dark days. You’re the best Johnny Boy 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
You Sir, are a National Treasure 👏