A Nation of Wa**ers

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  • Опубліковано 12 лип 2021
  • It's not coming home until you learn some fucking manners.
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  • @henryt169
    @henryt169 3 роки тому +3600

    I was a steward in Wembley once, it was England vs Latvia. After the match, the English side was littered with all kinds of rubbish whereas the Latvian side was spotless, everyone took their shit home.
    Edit: It was Lithuania not Latvia, I saw them wave flags that says "Lietuva".

    • @beverleyrankin3482
      @beverleyrankin3482 3 роки тому +248

      It was like the recent Scotland v England match. There was an appalling amount of litter, I think mainly dropped by Scots supporters, and although some stayed to help clean up, the comments I saw on UA-cam were often saying so what, it’s the council’s job to clean the streets, that’s what we pay council tax for, etc. I actually felt like crying with anger and frustration. Can people no longer take any personal responsibility for anything these days? A nanny state breeds a bunch of babies.

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 3 роки тому +46

      List of bollocks that never happened part 3...

    • @beverleyrankin3482
      @beverleyrankin3482 3 роки тому +85

      @@paulies5407 Sorry, what never happened?

    • @sebastianbardon391
      @sebastianbardon391 3 роки тому +117

      @@beverleyrankin3482 Nanny states breed people who litters? Can you share some examples, please? I thought it was a matter of education and respect for your community.. something that English mobs don't have.

    • @Corrup7ioN
      @Corrup7ioN 3 роки тому +76

      ​@@beverleyrankin3482 Such a naive viewpoint that is. Imagine if we didn't have to spend loads of money cleaning up after people. I wonder what we could do with all of the money we would save. Perhaps someone should work out how much could be saved and put the number on the side of a bus? Seems to be the only way to get through to some people.

  • @evildude951
    @evildude951 3 роки тому +2441

    Jonathan comparing England fans to Neanderthals is unfair.
    Neanderthals at least had capacity for social learning.

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 3 роки тому +22

      Ouch.

    • @wren5291
      @wren5291 3 роки тому +6

      Meeeeow😆👍🏼

    • @britasha1194
      @britasha1194 3 роки тому +42

      Neanderthals actually had better brains than most modern humans.

    • @macgonzo
      @macgonzo 3 роки тому +102

      @White hammer found the racist.

    • @Its__Good
      @Its__Good 3 роки тому +3

      "Probably about 1% of England fans".

  • @born2love6
    @born2love6 3 роки тому +470

    His depressing summary of the shell of the country that England has become is abjectly truth and barely hyperbole. I feel so sorry for England.

    • @MisterTMH
      @MisterTMH 2 роки тому +9

      You should see what the Tories have done to Australia. It is depressing and scary.

    • @mumblez7712
      @mumblez7712 2 роки тому +2

      @@MisterTMH we don't have Tory's in Australia you simpleton

    • @ppo2424
      @ppo2424 2 роки тому +1

      Don't be,where are you from ?

    • @ppo2424
      @ppo2424 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexilaiho6441 Why they all want to live here eh.

    • @born2love6
      @born2love6 2 роки тому +1

      @@ppo2424 grew up in the UK an Jordan, dad is Lebanese, mum is half Omani, half Dutch, Born in Prague

  • @rodnee2340
    @rodnee2340 2 роки тому +382

    This is not just comedy or satire. This is the true state of are nation. Well said JP. What the hell are we doing.

    • @birdinio1111
      @birdinio1111 2 роки тому

      They were fake social media accounts set up just after the shoot out.
      The major of which outside the UK. Easy to manipulate the masses and create talking points to divide people

    • @stevefowler3398
      @stevefowler3398 2 роки тому +3

      ARE NATION???
      Do you mean OUR NATION???
      You can't even spell OUR NATION so it's a bit of an odd statement don't you think?

    • @starlettes
      @starlettes Рік тому

      @@stevefowler3398 alright steve calm down lad gonna work yourself up into a cardiac fucking arrest in a minute fuck me

    • @jimmithroberto
      @jimmithroberto Рік тому +2

      @@stevefowler3398 what he misspelled? Steven, is that all you took away from the video? you're a sad sack mate.

    • @tommynazer1800
      @tommynazer1800 Рік тому

      @@stevefowler3398 You know what he meant, don't act a cunt by attacking his spelling. Hope you've grown up since this comment.

  • @golfer4713
    @golfer4713 3 роки тому +1340

    The sad thing is just how predictable it was...

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 3 роки тому +21

      Let's just forget the facts - that 90% of the yellow cards in the game were given to Italian players, and one player basically wrestled a black English player to stop him scoring.

    • @ashley09691
      @ashley09691 3 роки тому +61

      @@gingerpeachy3044 do not forget sending rape and death threats to a little German child crying on live television

    • @mast3rchief536
      @mast3rchief536 3 роки тому +31

      I said when Rashford missed, "he's gonna get some racial abuse for that". Southgate should've considered that outcome when he put Saka for the 5th penalty, sad we have to consider that but we can't trust our own nation because unfortunately everyone gets so lost in the narcissism that we need to stop convincing ourselves that everyone in this nation is good when a lot of people are far from nice. Society really needs a flip on its head.

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine 3 роки тому +39

      @@ajs41 And even Chiellini showed more respect to Saka afterwards than Saka's own fans did (I agree the tackle was reckless and pretty shocking but it was not a red card. He wasn't wrestled, Chiellini pulled his shirt and he fell over, he got booked and a free kick was awarded to England). Also fouls, tackles and yellow cards in matches happen all the time. Show me a single football match where is not one single foul or a yellow card.
      Footballers expect to be fouled and they prepare for that risk. They should never expect to be racially abused or threatened by their own supporters when they miss a penalty! Big difference there mate!
      The English supporters were the bad guys that night, not the Italians. If anything Italy deserved the win more than the English fans did.

    • @graygray2444
      @graygray2444 3 роки тому +23

      @@mast3rchief536 no you just can't trust the English fans to behave home or abroad 😒

  • @allonmyownherewego9893
    @allonmyownherewego9893 3 роки тому +2034

    usually you'd swear he's acting but this looked personal to jonathan

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal 3 роки тому +105

      It’s always personal

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 3 роки тому +85

      I think the line between character and actor's been fading out for a while. In the Hancock one it was pretty much non-existent.

    • @barnabywild2215
      @barnabywild2215 3 роки тому +28

      I feel his rage every day.

    • @kaba_me
      @kaba_me 3 роки тому +81

      He's not acting.
      He's telling the truth... Unfortunately.

    • @betadoctor
      @betadoctor 3 роки тому +4

      @@GuinessOriginal yep

  • @rickmorty7534
    @rickmorty7534 3 роки тому +374

    If the English want to know why the world was supporting Italy (and every other team they played), watch this video. 100% all true.

    • @DjangoUnhinged
      @DjangoUnhinged 2 роки тому +21

      FYI, Italy is much worse, when it comes to racism, but there, the expectation is low.

    • @SKERLECK
      @SKERLECK 2 роки тому +20

      Trust me mate, we know. We were disappointed at first to lose so close to winning, but seeing peoples reactions after.. the reasonable of us know that England doesn't deserve to win..

    • @shabamtv1971
      @shabamtv1971 2 роки тому +4

      @@DjangoUnhinged that is a stupid thing to say? About italians being more racist? I don't know where you get your facts, but you clearly have no idea what you're talking about 😅

    • @ahmedashour8177
      @ahmedashour8177 2 роки тому +8

      @@DjangoUnhinged Italy’s racism is in your face - honest racism (top shelf) unlike subtle and underhand tactics by the English.

    • @mick84thomas
      @mick84thomas 2 роки тому +2

      The problem is racism exists everywhere in every country. And trying to say t is more racist than g is not accomplishing anything. We all need to own our own racism and actively stamp it out. Every instance no matter how small needs to be challenged publicly to stop the acceptance. Be brave do not accept it!! That is the only answer. Teach each other that this is harmful and needs to stop.

  • @jamieomr
    @jamieomr 3 роки тому +223

    Honestly, he speaks my mind. I’m British and I want to be proud of the country but all these points makes me feel embarrassed about it.

    • @jdavison8551
      @jdavison8551 2 роки тому +15

      If England had won, there would have been no mention of “British”.
      It would have just been all about England.
      This is a sad state of affairs, he is absolutely correct.

    • @lucagugliotta2784
      @lucagugliotta2784 2 роки тому +2

      I'm italian and I've already made my point about this: do not think that we all believe british people are the same. A small minority ruined that night, we know there's a huge part of british people that just wanted to enjoy a night of great football, no matter if they were going to win or loose.
      Every country is the same my friend.
      Great people and idiots both in Italy and the UK

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Рік тому

      @@jdavison8551 Don't worry, soon Scotland and Wales will have their own national teams and England will no longer be "confusing."

    • @jdavison8551
      @jdavison8551 Рік тому +5

      @@aluisious Scotland, N Ireland and Wales have had their own teams for many years. Their “supporters” do not behave like this. There is no confusion.

    • @Mr.Patrick_Hung
      @Mr.Patrick_Hung Рік тому

      I think I'll stay here in China.

  • @Struieboy
    @Struieboy 3 роки тому +1666

    “ the queen’s second son is probably a nonce”, Oh dear, there goes Jonathan’s knighthood.

    • @nas84payne
      @nas84payne 3 роки тому +104

      I’m sure he’s devastated 😁

    • @macgp44
      @macgp44 3 роки тому +9

      Great!... cuz I'm next in line, or so I've been told.

    • @christianzilla
      @christianzilla 3 роки тому +33

      Oh yeah, mustn't tell the truth, because I want a knighthood. Honorable.

    • @colonialstraits1069
      @colonialstraits1069 3 роки тому +22

      Something tells me he’d tell Ol’ Liz to stuff it up her English muffin.

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu 3 роки тому +20

      “You called, your majesty?”
      “Is that Jonathan Pie fellow on the honours list for this year?”
      “Yes ma’am.”
      “Remove him. Immediately.”
      “Certainly ma’am.”

  • @Happy_Shopper
    @Happy_Shopper 3 роки тому +673

    There was a single table of Italians watching the match at the bar i work in and the rest were England supporters who spent the whole night shouting "YOU'RE SHIT!" at them along side plenty of mildly racist remarks. When the manager confronted them about it they said it was allowed because it's football. This really is why we can't have nice things

    • @benh8457
      @benh8457 3 роки тому +33

      Ok so what about Lukaku & balotelli for example, they get monkey noises made at them last year from Italian fans. Or what about players having bananas thrown at them? See, we can all pick and choose to highlight awful people in any country.

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 3 роки тому +17

      It was italian fans that were bragging about how racially pure their team were. I'd be quiet too if I was in a pub full of italian fans, you utter drip.

    • @fluffypineapple790
      @fluffypineapple790 3 роки тому +57

      @@benh8457 and people did highlight and condemn them. The players even took a clearly anti-racist stance at the beginning by taking a knee.
      Bad people are bad and it reflects badly on people around them. They should be condemned and it shouldn’t be tolerated just because it happens elsewhere. Does that mean you’d be fine with people making monkey noises at all players because they did it to Balotelli and because you don’t want to acknowledge a clear wrong?

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 3 роки тому +77

      @@paulies5407 it's disgusting behaviour no matter who it's coming from.

    • @deeeeeeeench1209
      @deeeeeeeench1209 3 роки тому +12

      Italy isn't a race

  • @billybank2012
    @billybank2012 2 роки тому +166

    This has more truth than a joke... Couldn't have put it better..

    • @tomgruitt6563
      @tomgruitt6563 2 роки тому +3

      I completely agree, I didn't even laugh like I normally do.

  • @tarnishedknight9909
    @tarnishedknight9909 3 роки тому +199

    Calling them Neanderthals was a insult to actual Neanderthals

    • @ghostlyphantasm2352
      @ghostlyphantasm2352 2 роки тому +3

      @yaliso gioouy Thanks, as I am English, partly, I appreciate your empathy.
      As a person with English, Scottish, Irish as well as Welsh ancestors - as proven via DNA testing and family history - I hear the hatred of English towards Welsh and think of my Dad, the insults towards the Irish and the insults towards my Grandfather and his lovely wife, and insults towards Scotland I think of my other Grandfather. I seem to be an enemy to everyone.
      It's the media poisoning people mind with the promotion of empty patriotism that is destroying this country, and 'wonderful' Boris is using these divides against people - to make it us against them - whether that be Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland or the EU.

    • @unusedsub3003
      @unusedsub3003 2 роки тому

      @@ghostlyphantasm2352 hahahaha you did a DNA test. The most white middle class thing ever 🤣

    • @jauntyangle5667
      @jauntyangle5667 2 роки тому

      Irony is they'd be the first to help you if you were mugged in the street. If only they knew you, eh?

  • @stevebartley8902
    @stevebartley8902 3 роки тому +2145

    Everything I feel and believe but can't rant 'cos I'd have a heart attack. Thank you JP.

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 3 роки тому +19

      Snobbish nonsense from JP I'm afraid.

    • @OrphanAnnie10
      @OrphanAnnie10 3 роки тому +69

      He's funny, but so spot on with every point he makes.

    • @OrphanAnnie10
      @OrphanAnnie10 3 роки тому +120

      @@ajs41 You don't need to be a snob to know how to behave like an adult.

    • @johnsmith-mo1yc
      @johnsmith-mo1yc 3 роки тому +17

      YES!!! I agree wholehertedly!

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 3 роки тому +7

      He can't rant that well either. He's just like George Carlin, minus the wit, charm and word play.

  • @martinlastname8548
    @martinlastname8548 3 роки тому +65

    As an Irish man. The english players played superbly and carried themselves well, but their English fans, man, they let them down.

    • @CHuzz7777
      @CHuzz7777 3 роки тому +2

      Some English fans let us down - sadly. At least we’re talking about it and highlighting it, other nations have exactly the same race and violence problems (not least Italy) and yet you’d think they’re all angels.

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 3 роки тому +2

      @@CHuzz7777 Exactly. In Italy there was mess, noise, violence and a SHOOTING. But apparently the English peeing (no toilets available) and singing salty songs is far far worse.

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 3 роки тому +5

      Indeed. As an originally Englishwoman living in Northern Ireland for over 30 years I agree.
      The Irish approach to sport is commendable. Totally ruthless on the pitch but good natured joshing while celebrating a good game with the other team afterwards. Small wonder Irish fans are made welcome everywhere but in England.

    • @Bramro12
      @Bramro12 2 роки тому

      @@mogznwaz you are worried about things happening in italy as an English man in england? What the fuck are you talking about

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 2 роки тому

      @@Bramro12 Are you incapable of understanding a basic principle? I'm not worried about Italians at all, but I object to England fans being demonised when bad behaviour is downplayed elsewhere. Also, I'm not a man.

  • @Hassanhadi2607
    @Hassanhadi2607 3 роки тому +408

    “If ever we get invaded, we can just sail up and throw Union Jack bunting at them” I love this guy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @worldxmaps
      @worldxmaps 3 роки тому +4

      The cost of the new yacht is roughly equivalent to the cost of an additional F-35 fighter jet. Now ask yourself 2 questions: 1) What would Russia & China be more afraid of? 2) What would a PM that took seriously his sacred duty to defend the realm choose to spend the money on?

    • @shanemarchant7776
      @shanemarchant7776 3 роки тому +14

      @@worldxmaps is the royal yacht defending the realm? You can break it down however you like, but taking it out of the defence budget is strange. Unless it actually has a high velocity rail gun shooting Union Jack bunting.

    • @Hassanhadi2607
      @Hassanhadi2607 3 роки тому +2

      @@shanemarchant7776 just spend it on artillery it’s not that hard.

    • @phgkeets12
      @phgkeets12 3 роки тому +9

      Deploy The Bunting!! 😄

    • @bigpauliep6992
      @bigpauliep6992 2 роки тому +2

      As opposed to the current practice of sailing up and towing the dinghies to shore.

  • @ivanmichaels7518
    @ivanmichaels7518 2 роки тому +127

    The most tragic thing about his rant, is that while it was very funny, it is also very, very true.

    • @covcraig88
      @covcraig88 2 роки тому +1

      How is it? The vast vast majority of racist tweets are from the Far East. Fits the narrative though..

    • @ivanmichaels7518
      @ivanmichaels7518 2 роки тому +8

      @@covcraig88 they are from all over the country. I know that the majority of people are not racist, but to call this a regional issue rather than national is untrue.

  • @carysfaerie
    @carysfaerie 3 роки тому +607

    Marcus Rashford hailed (quite rightly) as a hero because he fought Boris’ government & got meals for the kids had his mural defaced- just because he missed a fking penalty-shame on them.

    • @Bushflare
      @Bushflare 3 роки тому +21

      To be fair, also a little bit of shame on Rashford. The wind could have scored that goal.
      Not enough to deserve what he got but still like... pick it up, chap.

    • @DJay0111
      @DJay0111 3 роки тому +24

      Nah. Shame on him for fucking up the one thing he had to do at stupid high wages , aw boo hoo for him.
      White , black or bright fucking blue, idgaf

    • @robertwright7937
      @robertwright7937 3 роки тому +36

      Yep. Leave the poor kid alone. I'm 45 and I've have filled my pants if they asked me to take a penalty.

    • @JonVoid37
      @JonVoid37 3 роки тому +12

      I prefer my heroes not to tax avoid tbh 🤷

    • @JonVoid37
      @JonVoid37 3 роки тому +15

      @@Bushflare If he didn't dance about like an idiot he would have scored. His miss is the worst in recently memory no question due to the importance of it.

  • @alancampbell9967
    @alancampbell9967 3 роки тому +316

    I was expecting a word from young Johnathan on this. Brilliant and truthful as always.

    • @jeremysmith8035
      @jeremysmith8035 3 роки тому +12

      Now wankers who voted to be treated as a third world country are cross about being treated as third world country. Finding blooo passports dont get them treated as special

    • @nonusbusinissus5632
      @nonusbusinissus5632 3 роки тому +3

      Not sure what the problem is. This IS what england is like. Literally. You just watched it live on TV.
      They are every bit as english as your imported players are and since you claim them to be english, well there you go. Dont just run your mouth on the good things, this is the world you created. A ces**it of tw**s

    • @fluffypineapple790
      @fluffypineapple790 3 роки тому +3

      @@nonusbusinissus5632 so if something is bad we should just leave it that way? I guess we shouldn’t vote on referendums or even for governments anymore because this is how England is. What’s the problem? It’s not like it can get any better or like people can call it how they see it or criticise things!

    • @sebastianguerre6868
      @sebastianguerre6868 3 роки тому +2

      I think he was a bit hard on people that are against taking the knee. I think we should all be a bit more tolerant of other people's opinions. It's true that black people in Britain have worse outcomes in life than white people but it's also true that white people have worse outcomes in life then Chinese people. Taking the knee is racial scapegoating to me but other people are entitled to their opinions.

    • @thomaswhite2554
      @thomaswhite2554 3 роки тому +3

      @@sebastianguerre6868 You are entitled to your opinion mate, even if it is reductive and wrong.

  • @ceriannalflorencina8297
    @ceriannalflorencina8297 2 роки тому +21

    You are genuinely a cathartic tonic for my spirit. I always feel comforted when I see your work because it reminds me it's really not "just me "

  • @TopCatUK76
    @TopCatUK76 3 роки тому +250

    I’m glad at least one person seems to be as angry at this government and unthinking uncaring yobs in society as I am. Everyone should be this angry. It’s crazy that everyone isn’t this angry at this government and idiots (not mutually exclusive).

    • @chrisg24601
      @chrisg24601 3 роки тому +6

      yeah but it gets to a point where the anger just turns into disappointment and acceptance that this will never be better. we can wish for people to be better but ultimately so many things stop us from getting better

    • @daniyalg2436
      @daniyalg2436 2 роки тому +2

      *His hair cut is spot on.*
      *just needs a tash and uniform.*

    • @stevehoward3475
      @stevehoward3475 2 роки тому +1

      @@daniyalg2436 Got it in one, used to like this bloke!

    • @mbrady2329
      @mbrady2329 2 роки тому +11

      Aw, a couple of perma-pissed fatties didn't like being shamed!

    • @chrisg24601
      @chrisg24601 2 роки тому +10

      @@mbrady2329 they didn't like to get criticised. But Mr Pie is speaking facts

  • @ADaBaker95
    @ADaBaker95 3 роки тому +644

    This is why most of Europe supported the Italians.

    • @niklavsmelnbardis403
      @niklavsmelnbardis403 3 роки тому +35

      it really is because of that, online and offline

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 3 роки тому +24

      The Europeans have their own problems with racism and yobs.

    • @fiacmar
      @fiacmar 3 роки тому +45

      You have misspelled the words “all” and “world” there mate…

    • @Gorgonzola0987
      @Gorgonzola0987 3 роки тому +41

      And the rest of the U.K.

    • @jasonukred2452
      @jasonukred2452 3 роки тому +10

      The Italians treatment of Mario Balotelli, just saying.

  • @FatboyMcfat
    @FatboyMcfat 3 роки тому +705

    A nation of wankers
    Me: There are about 12 ways he could go with this one just based on the past three days of news alone.

    • @freddygwynne566
      @freddygwynne566 3 роки тому +5

      @JZ's Best Friend Yes. Just, yes

    • @staunch2207
      @staunch2207 3 роки тому +4

      Tsk tsk England a country of wankers.

    • @withnailsghost9999
      @withnailsghost9999 3 роки тому +3

      Lol...Very VERY true

    • @ChaoticAphrodite
      @ChaoticAphrodite 3 роки тому +5

      He can’t even take credit for this line. Trainspotting said it best. “Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers.”

    • @Rache28
      @Rache28 3 роки тому

      @@withnailsghost9999 yep!

  • @EyeIn_The_Sky
    @EyeIn_The_Sky 3 роки тому +177

    "we're pissing for England" made me laugh out loud with a snort. I could hear the music in my head as he did it. Then I cried a little...

    • @underneonloneliness2
      @underneonloneliness2 10 місяців тому

      There needs to be a song about that. With pie on lead vocals

  • @manu-tonyo9654
    @manu-tonyo9654 Рік тому +8

    A year later, still the most honest commentary

  • @Whydoibother943
    @Whydoibother943 3 роки тому +1026

    “We’re pissing for England”😂😂😂

    • @philanderton22
      @philanderton22 3 роки тому +17

      Rob, I pissed my pants from laughing, that was so great. this is english humor, and i love english humor so much. Oh man was a genius he is. 😂👌🏽Holland

    • @agentsmith4763
      @agentsmith4763 3 роки тому +7

      Loved that too haha a new chant for me

    • @he1ar1
      @he1ar1 3 роки тому +2

      We're pissing for England. Eng ger land. Arrivederci, it's one one one.

    • @jama211
      @jama211 3 роки тому +2

      I could almost get behind that one 😂😂😂

    • @MassimoCinquini7
      @MassimoCinquini7 3 роки тому

      Pisstriotism.
      Nat and dangerous.

  • @anthonykanes3279
    @anthonykanes3279 3 роки тому +298

    Everytime there is horrendous news that makes me lose faith in humanity, Jonathan Pie makes a video that completely restores it with his words of wisdom and a reminder that there are people feeling the same way as me! X

    • @evolassunglasses4673
      @evolassunglasses4673 3 роки тому +6

      He just parrots establishment woke narratives. Always defends open borders Globalisation that is at the heart of so many of the West’s problems.

    • @jonscott6459
      @jonscott6459 3 роки тому +13

      @@evolassunglasses4673 my dog just started barking.

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 роки тому +8

      The reason they pump this shit out is to make you feel this way.
      Ask yourself, have you actually heard anyone be racist? If not, restore your faith in Humanity, don't let the minority discolour your world view

    • @anthonykanes3279
      @anthonykanes3279 3 роки тому +1

      @@evolassunglasses4673 but is it a dead parrot? Or is it just sleeping? Either way you can't dispute it has a beautiful plumage!!

    • @anthonykanes3279
      @anthonykanes3279 3 роки тому +11

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t wise words my friend! Unfortunately living in a white working class area though, yes I have actually heard people being racist and it's hard to stay positive surrounded by such closed minded cretins. But you're right it is a minority and most people are mostly decent. We just need to try to be the best we can be and hope to spread that niceness! X

  • @MartinBluck
    @MartinBluck 2 роки тому +81

    "And we just paper over the cracks of breath-taking inequality with a picture of the Queen"

  • @therealzilch
    @therealzilch 2 роки тому +18

    I don't even care about football. But this is typically on point. Thank you, Jonathan.

    • @SusannaSaunders
      @SusannaSaunders Рік тому +1

      I don't give a flying fart for football either... It's just an excuse for group behaviour that is frankly, disgusting.

  • @thomaswhite2554
    @thomaswhite2554 3 роки тому +312

    Usually these videos make me die with laughter.
    This one just makes me want to die due to the shame.

    • @beachcomber2008
      @beachcomber2008 3 роки тому +5

      It's the laughter that finishes you off. Be careful.

    • @415volts
      @415volts 3 роки тому +10

      well said - Mr Pie has nailed it again summarising the thoughts of the majority of us I hope.

    • @pa5287
      @pa5287 3 роки тому +3

      @@415volts not me hes full oh shit

    • @kfckillie1
      @kfckillie1 3 роки тому +2

      Freaks, most of or I should say the vast majority of abuse came from foreign countries with newly set up accounts

    • @pa5287
      @pa5287 3 роки тому

      @@kfckillie1 yep shame prick pie not do his homework....again

  • @leaedt7614
    @leaedt7614 3 роки тому +361

    I object to Neanderthal being used as an insult. As far as we know, Neanderthals lived in harmony with nature, buried their dead and cared for the elderly. Homo Sapiens is to blame for everything that is going wrong in the world today.

    • @Jakob_DK
      @Jakob_DK 3 роки тому +11

      I agree

    • @Andre-hm5vo
      @Andre-hm5vo 3 роки тому +7

      I concur also

    • @martinramsey7231
      @martinramsey7231 3 роки тому +10

      From what I can see, having a touch of Neanderthal heritage is something to be proud of.

    • @ReformedWhiteKnight
      @ReformedWhiteKnight 3 роки тому +5

      No, Homo Sapiens is not to blame. The godlessness and immorality of Homo Sapiens that lies at the core is to blame. It's that simple.

    • @Andre-hm5vo
      @Andre-hm5vo 3 роки тому +3

      @@ReformedWhiteKnight The Neolithic revolution is to blame, that created the foundations of conflict as to what we see and feel with one another today. To undo all of this we need a new revolution in conjunction with harmony, sustainability and scientific intelligence, otherwise we are all fucked towards are extinction.

  • @sclerismockrey8506
    @sclerismockrey8506 11 місяців тому +5

    I'm an American who deeply loves my country. I also have a deep and abiding love for the UK, and have family and friends there. I feel anger and sorrow for both countries, at the state of things on both sides of the pond. I would love to just sit and have a pint with you and talk about how we might forge ahead together into a more equal and responsible and free society.

  • @vietashroffoliver2521
    @vietashroffoliver2521 3 роки тому +15

    Thanks for expressing how I feel so eloquently

    • @noway5471
      @noway5471 2 роки тому

      Yeah, you feel like a Lefty. That's kinda like a Sick puppy would feel.

    • @vietashroffoliver2521
      @vietashroffoliver2521 2 роки тому

      You're welcome

  • @matthewthomas9556
    @matthewthomas9556 3 роки тому +122

    As a proud Englishman, I have to agree with everything he said!

    • @10secondsrule
      @10secondsrule 3 роки тому +2

      Not only proud but also with a decent outlook.

    • @andyphillips3518
      @andyphillips3518 3 роки тому +1

      Englishman is another word for drunk thug. So you are proud to be a drunk thug. Wow 😮

    • @Ricky911_
      @Ricky911_ 3 роки тому +13

      @@andyphillips3518 you completely missed the point of the video

    • @samdobie6748
      @samdobie6748 3 роки тому +11

      @@andyphillips3518 No, it is another word for a man from England.

    • @Rache28
      @Rache28 3 роки тому +4

      @@andyphillips3518 you are clueless!

  • @benpar8120
    @benpar8120 3 роки тому +133

    "Young kid achieved more than you being sick down the window of JD Sports. "
    😂😂😂

  • @chezzylee
    @chezzylee 3 роки тому +102

    If only people were so passionate about real life issues as they were with the football

    • @turbotastic
      @turbotastic 2 роки тому +5

      Google football Vs archeology it's priceless

    • @slartibartfast7921
      @slartibartfast7921 2 роки тому +4

      It’s why football exists.

    • @chezzylee
      @chezzylee 2 роки тому +3

      @@slartibartfast7921 that is also a very good point.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +1

      Passionate?

    • @Outside85
      @Outside85 7 місяців тому

      Bread and circuses.

  • @ahmedashour8177
    @ahmedashour8177 2 роки тому +5

    Watched about 12 times and getting more real by the day. This is not a satire but a true reflection of what a great nation has become

  • @Trucmuch
    @Trucmuch 3 роки тому +39

    I live in a small town in East Sussex. Went to my local to watch the match. Great crowd, lot of enthusiasm. In the end, people were disappointed of course, but there was no anger. I'm pretty sure that if an Italian fan had been there, he would have been congratulated by some.
    The green and pleasant land is still alive in rural England

    • @anderjpoo
      @anderjpoo 3 роки тому +2

      good to hear

    • @fat1fared
      @fat1fared 3 роки тому +7

      I think this is important. These thugs and racist are not the majority, and we need to stop letting the media make out they are. The majority, wherever they are, had a similar experience to you. These thugs and racists are a tiny tiny minority who have been rounded condemned and called out by the majority.
      I think people also need to stop glamourising other countries. My Italian colleague was at pains to highlight that these kinds of thugs and racists exist in Italy too.

    • @thedon9237
      @thedon9237 3 роки тому +2

      Well said, the morons are a very small minority and most of England didn't act like the totally hammered idiots, but due to the media we are all blamed for their actions.

    • @gabrieltsgardner9942
      @gabrieltsgardner9942 3 роки тому

      I think it really depends still - Also from a small town in east sussex (the county town in this case) and the pubs I live by weren't quite as welcoming as that to put it mildly - Though generally I'd say the attitude was far more welcoming

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 3 роки тому +1

      Same here. In my local, a working class 'sports' pub it was noise but good natured and after the disappointment of losing there was clapping for the Italians and everyone saying 'hey well at least we got to the final', no trouble AT ALL. And there were England fans of all kinds in there, white, black, gay, Sikh, all sorts and everyone was partying together. I HATE the media and the demonisation of the working classes. To me it feels like yet more political punishment for daring to vote Brexit.

  • @davidpillinger2699
    @davidpillinger2699 3 роки тому +1059

    "This is why we're not allowed nice things". LMFAO.

    • @HopelessSinner
      @HopelessSinner 3 роки тому +30

      True though... 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @mrcassette
      @mrcassette 3 роки тому +4

      Have you never heard that saying before?

    • @lintonsutherland5137
      @lintonsutherland5137 3 роки тому +39

      @@strongbrew9116 you would need to know what the definition of institutional racism is first mate! 🤣

    • @thebrigadier1496
      @thebrigadier1496 3 роки тому +4

      @@lintonsutherland5137 Are you doing some kind of 4D trolling?

    • @jfchadwick11
      @jfchadwick11 3 роки тому +29

      @@strongbrew9116 In the words of Alan Partridge, "That's bollocks, but go on"

  • @byzantinecrusaders1352
    @byzantinecrusaders1352 2 роки тому +64

    I’ve been to UK a grand total of about 5-6 weeks over two visits in my life. My Dad’s English. My Mum is Canadian and I was born in Canada. I’ve always felt somewhat of a connection to the country since as we like to celebrate it through traditional dishes, events, literature, etc. But I just don’t think I can go back there until it sorts out it’s shit… Beautiful country. There is so much to love about it but it seems to be going through a major identity crisis right now and it makes me sad.

    • @adanis0197
      @adanis0197 2 роки тому +3

      Its called being pumped with 80,000 religous fanatical lunatic degenerates every 6 weeks.

    • @mast3rchief536
      @mast3rchief536 2 роки тому +2

      Unfortunately it's too pretentious and we have too much American imports that influences the materialism in this country. The materialism makes everyone entitled to things they think they deserve but you can't obtain some things in this country compared to the US so then they become depressed. Most people live in main character syndrome where they think life's a script to a movie and its supposed to work in their favour and then you just got a bunch of lost people. Everyone is so immersed in social media, like tik tok which just makes people get ADHD because the attention span of those is like 6 seconds. You can't trust anybody because the amount of entitlement makes people very judgemental, at work I'm sick of people calling names about other colleagues when they'll be nice af to them and they walk away and then turn to me and go "he's so weird", like fuck off how's he weird, just coz you're entitled to fuck and that's makes you not weird. Most friendships and relationships are conditional, women want equality but majority just think the guy is supposed to give them everything (entitlement), majority of the girls where I live cheat anyway, they base their lives around reality TV like Love Island and can really fuck a guys life up and walk away without any remorse. Society of narcissists, yet people sit and complain that their town is going to shit when they're doing the things that make a very poor society and I've outlined the problems here but I could go on forever.

    • @sam.k2501
      @sam.k2501 2 роки тому +4

      @@mast3rchief536 About the colleagues talking shit about eachother, that's exactly what happens on the farm that I work on. It's pathetic, it's like we're in primary school again. Keep your head down and get the work done mate and you'll be fine.

    • @razor1uk610
      @razor1uk610 2 роки тому +1

      @@adanis0197 No...your using that as an excuse, whilst using false data that supports your own echo-chamber of indoctrination.

    • @chriswigmore5610
      @chriswigmore5610 10 днів тому

      As an Englishman (albeit one late to the party), you seem like an intelligent and well-educated human being..... which means we probably don't deserve you.

  • @ianfosterUSA
    @ianfosterUSA 3 роки тому +4

    you totally rock Jonathan, subscribed and happy for it, keep up your great work

  • @charliecroker7380
    @charliecroker7380 3 роки тому +318

    I've said this elsewhere but worth repeating here: Marcus's "mistake" missing a penalty has no real consequences. Boris and his cronies' mistakes have caused thousands of deaths.

    • @jackkeane6
      @jackkeane6 3 роки тому +13

      Yeh by forcing us into an unneeded lockdown for 18 months

    • @Allangulon
      @Allangulon 3 роки тому +11

      No consequences? He cost me a fiver he did!

    • @originalbadboy32
      @originalbadboy32 3 роки тому +43

      @@jackkeane6 what? Unneeded lockdown?
      What planet are you living on?

    • @bluepelican3183
      @bluepelican3183 3 роки тому +4

      Marcus is earning far more than the prime minister and can't do his own job right after years of coaching but sees fit to tell the prime minister how to run the country , what a prick .

    • @jackkeane6
      @jackkeane6 3 роки тому

      @@originalbadboy32 Earth unlike the vast majority of people apparently.

  • @jeroenwubbels7824
    @jeroenwubbels7824 3 роки тому +78

    This one is an aboslute gem Jonathan. I'll put this one in my personal history book as to squeeze in a nutshell all the idiocy of an age

    • @maxwest6595
      @maxwest6595 3 роки тому

      You'd be an idiot to think this is in anyway accurate. You just loathe the working class.

  • @nemo6900
    @nemo6900 Рік тому +1

    I have always been amazed at how you have managed to hit the nail on the head every time

  • @waz6713
    @waz6713 10 місяців тому +2

    I encountered a Chelsea supporter racially abusing the arsenal goal scorer whilst sitting with a Thai bar girl on his lap, it was a disgusting sight!

  • @devensega
    @devensega 3 роки тому +105

    We certainly don’t deserve this England team. They are so talented, so bright and so uplifting it gave us all a break from this wasteland of corrupt government, anti maskers, anti vaxxers, conspiracy theorists and drudgery that modern Britain is.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 3 роки тому +7

      The team played exceptionally. They absolutely deserved the win (not saying Italy didn't - they absolutely did too), and tbh only lost because of a fluke. These 'fans' are letting them down.

    • @w.e.s9711
      @w.e.s9711 3 роки тому +8

      @@klop4228 I'm sorry did you not watch the game? For over 80 minutes Italy were all over the English goal, England played good football for the first 20 minutes and then they were abysmal. Ignoring the actual score, it wasn't a close game in the slightest. We didn't even deserve to reach extra time, let alone penalties.
      England deserved to lose, and to only lose 1-1 from penalties is a miracle in itself.
      I am also English.

    • @dankjae
      @dankjae 3 роки тому +1

      *modern England

    • @sdrawkcabUK
      @sdrawkcabUK 3 роки тому +17

      I'd like a break from mask nazis, nanny-state control freaks and people who dismiss anyone who disagrees with them as a 'conspiracy theorist'

    • @Reddsoldier
      @Reddsoldier 3 роки тому +3

      It honestly makes me laugh when tory voting family members in their 70s bemoan the state of the nation as if they're not living in the hole they fucking dug.
      It's amazing to me that they'll agree with a lot of what I say as someone with tangible qualifications to talk about history and politics, but somehow the solution they see is to keep on keeping on and hope for the best.
      The Britain we keep seeing more and more often is not just the country they helped create, but it's the one they honestly deserve with that amount of ignorance.

  • @Nolaris3
    @Nolaris3 3 роки тому +258

    "We learn more about the society when we lose, far more than we learn when we win." - Reece James, PhD.

    • @tam8197
      @tam8197 3 роки тому +7

      "If only we could learn to take better penalties" - Me, Normal bloke on the street.

    • @nonusbusinissus5632
      @nonusbusinissus5632 3 роки тому +1

      I dont understand what everybody's problem is though. This IS what england is like. A ce**pit of all over the world imported wa**ers.
      What you saw is exactly as english as your imported football players are. Im not the one saying that, its you, so stand up and hold your heads high cause this IS who you are. Be proud of it and enjoy.
      Sometime down the lane spend a moment on musing how you got here. Bai.

    • @gweilo965
      @gweilo965 3 роки тому

      What about multiple societies/cultures, forced in to the same space, all fighting for power?

    • @Nikos169
      @Nikos169 3 роки тому

      @@tam8197 Haha.. I've thought about this too.! - Psychologically players have said, on taking pressure penalties 'the goal seems to shrink'. So in training I would ask them to only practice penalties in a goal which is 1 yard shorter than real goal. Then when it comes to taking a pen in match situations it will be, theoretically much easier to score. Taking a pen is more about whats going on in your head rather than skill.

    • @sathos
      @sathos 3 роки тому

      Leicester square was trashed before the match even started, its nothing to do with losing, our fans are twats regardless of result

  • @artsed08
    @artsed08 3 роки тому +5

    THE ONLY HOPE is the continuing truth that people like you, as an Englishman, can keep shining a light on the embarrassing, depressing state of affairs we find ourselves in, in the hope that we can start to dig ourselves out of this mess.

    • @ahmedashour8177
      @ahmedashour8177 2 роки тому

      We didn’t find ourself in. We elected them

  • @petergadd7797
    @petergadd7797 2 роки тому +4

    Priceless as ever...tears in my eyes with laughter...again...again...

  • @plutoreturns9630
    @plutoreturns9630 3 роки тому +393

    England: "Town after town of boarded up Debenhams." 😂 👌

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 3 роки тому +10

      Personally I find this kind of condescending metropolitan cuntery entirely distasteful.

    • @unusedsub3003
      @unusedsub3003 3 роки тому +46

      @@mogznwaz that's because you're a bell end who probably votes Tory.

    • @Beau749
      @Beau749 3 роки тому +21

      @@mogznwaz well look around mate, I have two shopping centres within 20mins of each other that have mostly boarded up shops filled with poundlands and mobile phone shops.

    • @seabee888
      @seabee888 3 роки тому +2

      "bloody foreigner" asking here, what's so terrible about Debenham?

    • @Regnbuesolv
      @Regnbuesolv 3 роки тому +6

      @@seabee888 hello there, visitor! Debenhams was a department shop that closed down earlier this year due to financial problems from Covid. It is online only now but its shops still remain, having not been replaced yet.

  • @jadeskye6755
    @jadeskye6755 3 роки тому +110

    Thank you Pie, These videos are better than therapy.

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 3 роки тому +1

      Ain't that the truth! 👍

    • @evolassunglasses4673
      @evolassunglasses4673 3 роки тому

      He just parrots establishment woke narratives.

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 3 роки тому +3

      @@evolassunglasses4673 What, by saying players shouldn't be racially abused and fans shouldn't smash shit up and piss in the street?

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 3 роки тому

      @@strongbrew9116 British people are NOT a minority in London.
      Unless you're suggesting people of colour aren't really British.
      If you are suggesting that, then you should get your own racism in check before you complain about anyone else's.

    • @jadeskye6755
      @jadeskye6755 3 роки тому +1

      @@strongbrew9116 How many people hurl abuse at you on a daily basis for being white?

  • @leishayoung4124
    @leishayoung4124 3 роки тому +3

    I love the subtlety of the 'bunting laden' backdrop. Very good.

  • @t___m
    @t___m 2 роки тому +9

    This also appies to Poland. Whenever there's a local match in my city of Olsztyn, there's always a cordon of police patroling the streets nearby stadium and they always get into fight with so called "kibols".

  • @SleepyHeather
    @SleepyHeather 3 роки тому +87

    The best Pie is when Tom loses control of the performance and his anger is brutal and genuine.

  • @DDocScotland
    @DDocScotland 3 роки тому +168

    At the start of the night, I was excited for England, hoping they’d do it for the fans.
    By the end of the night, I was glad they lost…
    … for the fans

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 3 роки тому +4

      Almost everyone at comments at various highlight, post-match videos e.t.c available here on youtube, totally agree. They were happy the British lost, not because of the team but because of the 'fans'.

    • @Harvester236
      @Harvester236 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly, I supported the team and coaches, but not the gammons who always ruin it for everybody else.

    • @-The-Darkside
      @-The-Darkside 3 роки тому +4

      *some of the fans

    • @maewest68
      @maewest68 3 роки тому +2

      @@Harvester236 It wasn't the gammons who missed their fucking penalty. You buy a dog, import it from halfway across the World, and it fucks up. Every right to be pissed off.

    • @robprice85
      @robprice85 3 роки тому

      @@FlawlesSanshiro Not British - English . Don’t associate Welsh fans with those morons

  • @thedriftmc
    @thedriftmc 3 роки тому +1

    So much quality in this. Big up Sir.

  • @kyenorth1443
    @kyenorth1443 2 роки тому +10

    I feel your pain and anger! What a messed up society we live in

  • @alanbeaumont4848
    @alanbeaumont4848 3 роки тому +45

    I'm old enough to remember '66. Well said, the decline in behaviour is so sad I'm getting embarrassed to be English.

    • @mrpositronia
      @mrpositronia 3 роки тому +5

      It's a sad day when a part of you doesn't want the England team to win, because the yobbos don't deserve it. I'm guilty of feeling that way.

    • @evolassunglasses4673
      @evolassunglasses4673 3 роки тому +2

      70 years of liberalism

    • @alanbeaumont4848
      @alanbeaumont4848 3 роки тому +10

      @@evolassunglasses4673 This is nothing to do with liberalism. Nationalism is the unacceptable face of patriotism.

    • @matthewlacey4198
      @matthewlacey4198 3 роки тому +2

      How differently did people react in 96 when we lost then? I doubt it was this bad

    • @ltmund
      @ltmund 3 роки тому +2

      @@matthewlacey4198 Not that I remember. But there wasn't the ability to share every single idiotic event with the world back then

  • @herenow2895
    @herenow2895 3 роки тому +208

    How well Jonathan sums up the sorry state of affairs in our country.

    • @craigedgar2828
      @craigedgar2828 3 роки тому +1

      I think it's every country unfortunately.

    • @colinorton4791
      @colinorton4791 3 роки тому

      There is a nasty, aggressive and sometimes violent side to society that a lot of people barely know exist because they never see it. But it is every country and in most places it's a lot worse.

    • @thebrazenbull8765
      @thebrazenbull8765 3 роки тому

      Glad I moved to Wales

  • @CarrionCrow993
    @CarrionCrow993 3 роки тому +14

    "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
    Yup. Bang on as always.

  • @jerryrichardson2799
    @jerryrichardson2799 2 роки тому +4

    When there's no difference between truth and satire, there's Pie.

    • @amytaylor5454
      @amytaylor5454 Рік тому

      Hello there👋👋Good afternoon from here , how are you feeling today?hope all is good.God bless you!❤

  • @TheSynthnut
    @TheSynthnut 3 роки тому +143

    Police go in heavy at peaceful women's vigil and then ignore the chaos at the stadium and the streets.

    • @Tricia_K
      @Tricia_K 3 роки тому +2

      Hmm, exactly

    • @Bushflare
      @Bushflare 3 роки тому +6

      Same reasons police go in heavy vs right wingers in America but let Antifa riot through the streets for months. It's more politically advantageous to look like you're doing something about a crisis than actually addressing it and police are much happier to heavy-hand protestors than they are rioters because protestors don't fight back.
      Shit's busted the world over.

    • @macgonzo
      @macgonzo 3 роки тому +25

      @@Bushflare 🤣🤣🤣🤣 complete delusional nonsense

    • @Bushflare
      @Bushflare 3 роки тому +2

      @@macgonzo
      Whatever makes you happy, yo.

    • @alanbeaumont4848
      @alanbeaumont4848 3 роки тому +13

      @@Bushflare You're not really paying attention are you?

  • @theLukedishwasher
    @theLukedishwasher 3 роки тому +110

    Jonathan Pie - he’s hardly a comic character any more is he. He’s the best political commentator the nation has and says what we’re all desperate to articulate.

    • @Jamie-tb6hg
      @Jamie-tb6hg 3 роки тому +6

      "Says what we're all desperate to articulate."
      You must be a soy boy.

    • @ijleach
      @ijleach 3 роки тому +2

      Unfortunately, half of the country (give or take a few percent) don't even realise that what Jonathan is saying is the truth.
      It's completely beyond me that people feel that acting like this is acceptable...Imagine voting for Boris, believing that he is the best PM that could run our country...

  • @juniorgeerootednbootedcov6134
    @juniorgeerootednbootedcov6134 2 роки тому

    Love ya man.
    Long may you continue to say all the things that I agree with. 1000%
    God save Jonathan Pie 🙏👊

  • @seymourgud
    @seymourgud 3 роки тому +38

    Seriously, i mean wtf is going on in their heads! England are putting together, with Ireland, a bid for the 2030 World Cup and, like he said, tens of thousands, not thousands, or hundreds but tens of thousands of "fans" just wrecked the Capitol and fucked it up!! Really would not blame Ireland for pulling out at this stage! at least their fans have manners!!!!!

    • @keithoyoung34
      @keithoyoung34 3 роки тому +7

      I’m from Ireland and can tell you with certainty we don’t want those wankers over here.

    • @declanhardie9273
      @declanhardie9273 3 роки тому +5

      Yer I’m English and I would not trust England to host a tournament because all the wankers come out and ruin for the rest of the normal fams

    • @fionnmckool
      @fionnmckool 3 роки тому +1

      I am Ireland, we are not interested anymore!

    • @DeadLongEnough
      @DeadLongEnough 3 роки тому +1

      @@fionnmckool Oh hey Ireland!

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 3 роки тому +1

      Every country that makes a bid should include the proviso that English fans are not invited until they evolve. That should keep the planet a little cleaner of violence and filth for the next 3 centuries.

  • @fredericmari8871
    @fredericmari8871 3 роки тому +239

    Well, 40 years of Murdoch are coming home to roost…

    • @jamesdjukic
      @jamesdjukic 3 роки тому

      👍🏼

    • @georgedoorley5628
      @georgedoorley5628 3 роки тому

      and the father hen will call his chickens home ................

    • @rivolinho
      @rivolinho 3 роки тому +11

      Yep. All roads usually lead back to him. Theres no doubt that had the Murdoch gutter press not been operating in Britsin for the last 40 years, it would be in a far better place now.

    • @maxcuthbert100
      @maxcuthbert100 3 роки тому

      Absolutely.

    • @joshrogers7816
      @joshrogers7816 3 роки тому +1

      Started way before Murdoch. Just look at the histories of Lords Rothermere and Beaverbrook.

  • @michaelgearhart5050
    @michaelgearhart5050 3 роки тому +133

    I want that on a loop and played over and over at every Johnson interview.

    • @helenspedding-lowe5469
      @helenspedding-lowe5469 3 роки тому +2

      Oh what an excellent idea!

    • @crowbar9566
      @crowbar9566 3 роки тому +1

      You can blame Johnson for a lot, but this one is on the fans alone (or a dickhead minority of them).

  • @nightwolf1592
    @nightwolf1592 2 роки тому

    The best and most accurate post yet.
    Thank you sir

  • @marcojustiniano7498
    @marcojustiniano7498 3 роки тому +190

    Bread and games seems to be a working formula throughout history.

    • @panemetcircenses6003
      @panemetcircenses6003 3 роки тому +4

      Quite

    • @Matty8888
      @Matty8888 3 роки тому +6

      Panem et circenses

    • @doctorvanya
      @doctorvanya 3 роки тому +9

      I don't think the government is delivering the bread right now.

    • @Theophrastus99
      @Theophrastus99 3 роки тому

      @@Matty8888 Non facio panem et circenses.

    • @Brecconable
      @Brecconable 3 роки тому

      In Soviet Russia it was Work or GULAG.

  • @guardian08527
    @guardian08527 3 роки тому +160

    George Carlin: You have no rights, you only had temporary privileges.

    • @danieljoseph369
      @danieljoseph369 3 роки тому +24

      They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it -George Carlin

    • @rasalghul8195
      @rasalghul8195 3 роки тому +17

      you could also add from George....The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that've long since bought and paid for, the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them.”

    • @Yungrexy
      @Yungrexy 3 роки тому +14

      *"It's a big club & you ain't in it!"*

    • @rasalghul8195
      @rasalghul8195 3 роки тому +12

      @@Yungrexy George -Only a nation of unenlightened half-wits could have taken this beautiful place and turned it into what it is today, a shopping mall. A big, fucking shopping mall. You know that. That’s all you got. That’s all you got here, folks. Mile after mile of mall after mall. Many, many malls. Major malls and mini malls. They put the mini malls in between the major malls. And in between the mini malls they put the mini marts. And in between the mini marts. You’ve got the car lots, gas stations, muffler shops, Laundromats, cheap hotels, fast food joints, strip clubs and dirty bookstores. America the beautiful. One big transcontinental commercial cesspool.
      And how do the people feel about all this? How do the people feel about living in a coast-to-coast shopping mall? Well, they think it’s JUST FUCKING DANDY! They think it is as cool as can be. Because Americans love the mall. They love the mall. That’s where they get to satisfy their two most prominent addictions at the same time. Shopping and eating.

    • @Yungrexy
      @Yungrexy 3 роки тому +7

      @@rasalghul8195 Man, I miss Carlin & Hicks :(

  • @singIeservingfriend
    @singIeservingfriend 2 роки тому

    Best closing to one of your videos - ever

  • @cinemaipswich4636
    @cinemaipswich4636 3 роки тому

    Thank you Jonathan. Good stuff to me and mine. Keep it up.

  • @debshaw680
    @debshaw680 3 роки тому +348

    I love Jonathan. He says what everyone is thinking.

    • @DJay0111
      @DJay0111 3 роки тому +25

      No he doesn't

    • @markjohnson8352
      @markjohnson8352 3 роки тому +52

      @@DJay0111 He says what most decent people are thinking.

    • @tilikumtim5562
      @tilikumtim5562 3 роки тому +12

      @@markjohnson8352 I like Pie.. but sometimes he uses as much hyperbole as a headline in The Express. 'A nation of wankers' doesn't make sense when it's a minority that's causing trouble.

    • @cathlaurs9754
      @cathlaurs9754 3 роки тому +9

      @@tilikumtim5562 : I think his point was that 'we' let it happen.

    • @Raygun9000
      @Raygun9000 3 роки тому +13

      @@markjohnson8352 ha, really? He's so terribly london leftwing, that not only puts him in a minority but also excludes him from most foundations of moral thinking. 😉

  • @sharonartemis1171
    @sharonartemis1171 3 роки тому +54

    “Whose second son is a probable nonce” 🤣 This rant is Jonathan Pie at his very best 👏 I hope he had an EKG after this!

    • @djbadlt
      @djbadlt 3 роки тому

      I'm sorry, but I'm an American ... what's a nonce?

    • @sharonartemis1171
      @sharonartemis1171 3 роки тому

      @@djbadlt It’s an old fashioned English English slang word for a paedophile. The ‘second son’ of the Queen is Prince Edward, who was a long term close friend of Jeffrey Epstein!

    • @djbadlt
      @djbadlt 3 роки тому

      @@sharonartemis1171 ahhh .... I thought that was Andy not Eddie

    • @sharonartemis1171
      @sharonartemis1171 3 роки тому

      @@djbadlt So sorry - it’s early morning here!! Of course I meant Andrew!

    • @NoLefTurnUnStoned.
      @NoLefTurnUnStoned. 3 роки тому

      @UC22m_3DRaKRbxyAjrPJ54fg
      Hardly a crime. Most men couldn’t hack the marines

  • @southernenthusiast7843
    @southernenthusiast7843 Рік тому

    “We’re pissing for england” The best thing this man has ever produced! I want to meet this guy so badly!!!!

  • @peterbudd44
    @peterbudd44 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant as usual ... Thanks.

  • @grant50
    @grant50 3 роки тому +880

    England is sounding more like the USA, every day. Damn, that's depressing!

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 3 роки тому +92

      It is, but not on this. Football hooliganism and racism have always been rooted deeply. English hooligans have been well known all over the world for decades.

    • @tboorer
      @tboorer 3 роки тому +17

      yes ...and even the sweet caroline song isn't from here....it's totally borrowed from the American NFL...they've been using it for over 20 years...

    • @MrVidification
      @MrVidification 3 роки тому +9

      @@tboorer america seems to have borrowed the english anthem for 'my country america tis of thee' in return

    • @carolmorris404
      @carolmorris404 3 роки тому +6

      Grant, as long as they not sounding more like the South Africans. SA is the biggest shit show on the planet at the moment. I am happy my 2 South African sons are British citizens now, even though one lives in Rotterdam, a result of Brexit. Yes football is a religion in the UK but survival is the priority in SA. I watched the entire match and said to my son in England that I think that penalties it is the worst way to win or lose. I expected a tirade of responses from him. Instead, he was "disappointed", sober and went back to his girlfriend, telling me it wouldn't be worth getting passed about the loss. Having such strong English ties, of course I hoped they would win, but they didn't, period. I was equally disappointed in the 2019 rugby world cup when we, South Africa, beat England, but nothing could prepare for the medal ceremony, when the runners up, England, accepted their medals with distain. Some even refusing to refuse to have them put around their necks. Such sorry losers. If I, as a nobody can give my humble opinion, England's squad, had too many youngsters and they couldn't cope with the pressure of penalty kicks.🤷‍♀️

    • @rivolinho
      @rivolinho 3 роки тому +30

      In many ways it's the 51st state. England is culturally closer to the US than anything in Europe.
      Poor idiots voting to elect plutocrats on a ticket of populist nationalism, bigotry and xenophobia. Sound familiar

  • @lbeardo3285
    @lbeardo3285 3 роки тому +579

    When satire makes you actually cry because the jokes aren't jokes.

    • @maxwest6595
      @maxwest6595 3 роки тому +11

      No you're just a clueless bedwetter.

    • @kingpinrisks1032
      @kingpinrisks1032 3 роки тому +53

      @@maxwest6595 And you are a sad pathetic copy of your father who never loved or wanted you anyway. Always struggling to please a father that will never care. Pathetic.

    • @homeskillet9802
      @homeskillet9802 3 роки тому +6

      Just fake news, but believe it if you want.

    • @8ftbed
      @8ftbed 3 роки тому +3

      Crying? The wanker section is over there... find a seat.

    • @IshmaelSkyes
      @IshmaelSkyes 3 роки тому +7

      I don't think it is satire.

  • @Cb86891
    @Cb86891 3 роки тому

    …and we paper over the cracks of breathtaking inequality…
    👏🏾 your literature is as moving as the message.
    -long time listener first time commenter!

  • @davefave4351
    @davefave4351 2 роки тому +1

    I couldn't have put it better myself. Love this guy!

  • @philllloyd6832
    @philllloyd6832 3 роки тому +41

    “…a probable nounce!”
    Literally nearly choked on my beer 🍺

  • @simon01ize
    @simon01ize 3 роки тому +197

    This country really is getting worse every year, it's actually quite depressing.

    • @maewest68
      @maewest68 3 роки тому +12

      It's getting better. We're bit by bit taking back what the Left stole from us, and gradually killing them off, and all their ideals and values. As the old saying goes, the only good Leftist is a dead one.

    • @stevegeek
      @stevegeek 3 роки тому +40

      @@maewest68 You, my friend, have a warped view of reality. Still, if that makes you happy, enjoy 😉

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 3 роки тому +12

      Perhaps if 'the English' weren't slandered and demonised at every turn people wouid feel more pride - like we used to. If you treat people like animals some people will act like animals.

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 3 роки тому +3

      @Henry Bushell The sensible population? Are you talking about millennials and Zoomers???
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maewest68
      @maewest68 3 роки тому +15

      @Henry Bushell Er... Jeremy Corbyn? John McDonnell... David Lammy... Extinction Rebellion... tearing down statues and chucking Mao's little red book across the dispatch box... All the lefty views in teaching. No, this country is far too left, it disgusts me what they've done to destroy my once beautiful World.

  • @jeffhubbard5660
    @jeffhubbard5660 3 роки тому

    Brightened my mood a treat. Cheers for that....

  • @rose_yts
    @rose_yts 2 роки тому +13

    I love his anger, as it relieves mine. Someone has to. Always right he is!

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro 2 роки тому +1

      ..may i suggest some George Carlin for a truly fantastic self reflecting anger commentary?

    • @SusannaSaunders
      @SusannaSaunders Рік тому

      The Same! I'm internally fuming at the shit house the UK has become over the last decade of Tory bullshit and lies. Coupled with a majority right-wing biased media machine to brainwash the unthinking masses. I'm sick to death of all this bullshit lies, rampant out of control corruption that is so blatant now that Cummings can actually sit in No. 10 rose garden and tell us with a nearly straight face he was testing his eyesight... It's got to change and change fast! Get these wankers out of government and never elect them again!

  • @DerEuropaer
    @DerEuropaer 3 роки тому +25

    Hi, a German here.
    You know, I actually WANTED to root for England in the Euros. Even in their match against our team, I hoped for a sign of mutual respect and maybe even some kind showing of reconciliation after the troubled history of our nations. BUT then I saw and heard how the masses of English fans booed during our national anthem....
    I mean are you SERIOUS? Booing during another countries national anthem??? How low is that? And such a thing is considered "normal" in England?
    Do you not have ANY kind of sportsmanship in you?
    And it wasn't even only a thing against us Germans. No, the English fans did the same against Italy and other teams!
    Little things like this allow deep insights into the attitude of countries. And the attitude of many English sure is ugly as hell.

    • @siversurfer3541
      @siversurfer3541 3 роки тому +4

      Der Europaer.
      You're right there my friend.
      It is disgusting and embarrassing to many of us in England, but so many just don't care.
      As an Englishman, I always hope the football team don't qualify for the big tournaments.
      We did for this one however, and Sunday night was the sickening outcome.

    • @Takeru9292
      @Takeru9292 3 роки тому

      Too much alcohol that’s what it is man. I will never drink such poison. It brings out the worst in people.

    • @tamasfeiszt5131
      @tamasfeiszt5131 3 роки тому

      Don't mix history and football mate.
      It's just not fair pointing out deep consecvences about a nation just because couple of hundreds idiots boomed your national anthem. It is like the "collective blaming". Does that ring a bell? Not fair isn't it?

    • @marcusgillham5604
      @marcusgillham5604 3 роки тому +5

      That is why I don't watch football the fans .there is a saying in England. Football is played by gentlemen and watched by hooligans and rugby is played by hooligans and watched by gentlemen. Therefore I watch rugby

    • @daveb8665
      @daveb8665 3 роки тому

      @@marcusgillham5604 its odd isnt it. Im not sure ive been at a rugby match where the booing happens?

  • @falkiewi
    @falkiewi 3 роки тому +208

    "personal responsibility" are the magic words that bring all the conservatives to the yard

    • @Bushflare
      @Bushflare 3 роки тому +23

      They're happy to say it but loathed to encourage it.

    • @kimwit1307
      @kimwit1307 3 роки тому +17

      And they will no anything to avoid that responsebility themselves.

    • @sdrawkcabUK
      @sdrawkcabUK 3 роки тому +13

      stupid idea... let's just follow the dictate of the state and our social betters instead, that's always worked wonders in the past

    • @awjm
      @awjm 3 роки тому +6

      It's another name for capitalism.

    • @PsilentMusicUK
      @PsilentMusicUK 3 роки тому +4

      @@sdrawkcabUK Which do you think is worse - a state void of a moral center, or a nation void of a moral center? I know which is easier to change.

  • @HenrythePaleoGuy
    @HenrythePaleoGuy Рік тому +1

    Glad my family moved to NZ when they did. Very sad to see what's happening back where I was born.

  • @joesilver9638
    @joesilver9638 3 роки тому +1

    The aim is to make you suffer and be ashamed to be English. Do not rise up, do not resist. I hope you're enjoying the show.

  • @jayedgardyson1920
    @jayedgardyson1920 3 роки тому +420

    “Cretins for England.”
    That’s got the makings of either a footy anthem or a political party.

    • @adamclark1972uk
      @adamclark1972uk 3 роки тому +5

      Sung to the tune of World In Motion by New Order

    • @marshmccarthy
      @marshmccarthy 3 роки тому +3

      Followed by ‘Boris is always right’

    • @JOHNNY-zx1lc
      @JOHNNY-zx1lc 2 роки тому

      Should be cretins of India, China etc as that's where the tweets were coming from.

    • @jeremysmith8035
      @jeremysmith8035 2 роки тому

      The rest of the world are being warned to stay awsy from the uk.johnson is either a lunatic or a russian asset delibertly destroying the uk economy

    • @susanmercurio1060
      @susanmercurio1060 2 роки тому

      I vote for a political party!

  • @girl4eversweet
    @girl4eversweet 3 роки тому +181

    This is why the rest of Europe rooted for Italy lol

    • @terminalfrost3645
      @terminalfrost3645 3 роки тому +21

      Because italian fans are known to be wonderful and non racist? Showing your ignorance

    • @Its__Good
      @Its__Good 3 роки тому +11

      Hate to break this to you but Italian football fans have a much greater racist element than us.

    • @joe94c
      @joe94c 3 роки тому +19

      @@terminalfrost3645 tell me, were italians rioting before the match even started?

    • @MarcinMoka1
      @MarcinMoka1 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly!!!

    • @hyperfocus4866
      @hyperfocus4866 3 роки тому

      Thats why we left EU.

  • @hinakomalin
    @hinakomalin 2 роки тому

    The last part about losing the Euros cracked me up so hard, I had to double check if I was listening to it right.

  • @amjedhussain2011
    @amjedhussain2011 2 роки тому

    Basically Jonathan Pie is a Legend! no doubt spitting the truth to the of English people. Enough respect one of a kind. Very very very few people left like him in the world. God bless you Jonathan Pie!

  • @NayNay-hw6im
    @NayNay-hw6im 3 роки тому +23

    I watched a video of England fans beating the living s**t out of England fans breaking into Wembley, it pretty much sums it up where we are as a country.

  • @andreakalvin4257
    @andreakalvin4257 3 роки тому +81

    Dear Tom, You should not insult Neanderthals- they were capable of abstract thought and created art. That is a lot more than what can be said of yobs.

    • @MichaelWDietrich
      @MichaelWDietrich 3 роки тому +1

      Well as stated above "Neandertal" is a region in Germany near Düsseldorf not in England. ;_)

    • @siversurfer3541
      @siversurfer3541 3 роки тому

      Andrea Kalvin
      Many soulless arseholes in England these days.
      Very depressing scenario for the future, no chance of any vision or morality from the country's leadership either.

    • @mementomori7825
      @mementomori7825 3 роки тому

      @@strongbrew9116 good.

    • @MichaelWDietrich
      @MichaelWDietrich 3 роки тому

      @@strongbrew9116 If you really think there is a thing like "anti-white racism" you did not understand any word of racism except that you are a privileged white racist yourself.

  • @az5655
    @az5655 3 роки тому

    👏👏 best one youve ever done. Thankyou.

  • @roundbutfreakishlysq
    @roundbutfreakishlysq 3 роки тому

    John, That was bloody brilliant, well said sir 👍😂😂😂😂

  • @Yungrexy
    @Yungrexy 3 роки тому +170

    Having lived in a few of our neighbouring countries I can attest that we (English) act like drunken uncooth arseholes at nearly every opportunity... This is why we can't have (and don't deserve) nice things.

    • @joe94c
      @joe94c 3 роки тому +13

      Expat in Germany, I can confirm this too

    • @MrManBuzz
      @MrManBuzz 3 роки тому +13

      @@joe94c Immigrant. You're an immigrant. Notice you refer to yourself as an "expat". When it's Africans or Indians, they're immigrants, when it's English, they're "expats".

    • @nispen
      @nispen 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrManBuzz I always thought that the difference between an immigrant and an expat was, that an expat does not intend to make the other country his (her) home, but only goes there temporary, for work or study etc. Then back home (or to another country).

    • @Yungrexy
      @Yungrexy 3 роки тому +8

      @@MrManBuzz From our perspective he is actually an 'emigrant' Ironically, the Brits emigrate more than residents of any other European country, or at least we did pre-Brexit... 'Ex-pat' is often used by military personnel living on oversees bases, but I agree that the idiots who live abroad but voted for Brexit *never* saw themselves as migrants and fail to recognise the hypocrisy of their words and actions.

    • @jordanowens7193
      @jordanowens7193 3 роки тому

      That’s why we take them from others 😂

  • @zakariaali8864
    @zakariaali8864 3 роки тому +174

    "Basically, we lost the Euros because of the Tories" lol

    • @gemgwilliam
      @gemgwilliam 3 роки тому +17

      You could substitute "the Euros" with just about anything

    • @briancohenthepfjmassive.4769
      @briancohenthepfjmassive.4769 3 роки тому +5

      You clearly didn't understand the sarcastic comments. He's not saying it's the Tories fault England lost the game. He's saying the racist that represent brexiteers conservative have "made in England " on thier chests but really love Germanic values of 1923/45.

    • @briancohenthepfjmassive.4769
      @briancohenthepfjmassive.4769 3 роки тому +1

      @@gemgwilliam the Euros being the only thing you can't blame brexshit for. Fishing, Farming and the fact NI will soon be just Ireland with the break up of the union and Scotland probably wanting to leave. They can call the new flag the union I'm all right on my Jack Jones and put a dragon on it.

    • @gemgwilliam
      @gemgwilliam 3 роки тому +7

      @@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769 I know, the comment I was replying to was a direct quote from this video. I hate both the Tories and Brexit. My comment was saying about how the Tories have fucked everything up for the rest of us

    • @briancohenthepfjmassive.4769
      @briancohenthepfjmassive.4769 3 роки тому

      @@gemgwilliam yeah sorry I'm a bit stoned and liberal snowflake I sounded like above. I'm sticking to my words on the author of the thread. Sow that in your pipe and smoke it Mr right said Fred.

  • @BeanMachine360
    @BeanMachine360 2 роки тому +1

    This is one of the reasons that the Rest of Europe treats the UK like the rest of the world treats the USA.

  • @firstnamelastname-se8uu
    @firstnamelastname-se8uu 2 роки тому

    Every now and again...very rarely, someone restores my faith in humanity

  • @sredie
    @sredie 3 роки тому +26

    I was impatiently waiting for your vid to drop!!! Thank god we have people like you Jonathan. Can you please run for PM. Loved it👏👏👏👏