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  • @ChaoticPro_
    @ChaoticPro_ 3 роки тому +3362

    "Welcome back to _eugh_ "
    Jack just ate a snack and can't take what he said back after playing blackjack. Thank me later, Jack boy.

    • @bamutee6594
      @bamutee6594 3 роки тому +107

      A snack.. that smiles back
      *G O L D F I S H*

    • @ChaoticPro_
      @ChaoticPro_ 3 роки тому +30

      @@bamutee6594 I tip my hat to you.

    • @Monika-bw2uj
      @Monika-bw2uj 3 роки тому +14

      ***A terrible wheeze***

    • @someguy8365
      @someguy8365 3 роки тому +13

      @@ChaoticPro_ one legend to another

    • @themilkman9408
      @themilkman9408 3 роки тому +8

      I read “welcome back to (proceeds to make pufferfish sound)

  • @kaansahin7594
    @kaansahin7594 3 роки тому +5292

    Emkay videos make me feel like Lexi, Robin and Jack are in my friend group and I am the 'good listener' of the group

    • @xtootx421
      @xtootx421 3 роки тому +147

      Couldn't have said it better!

    • @-gummyworm-2606
      @-gummyworm-2606 3 роки тому +52

      Same though

    • @notmeowth
      @notmeowth 3 роки тому +178

      where’s damien? he’s iconic to emkay

    • @cinnamon4ada7
      @cinnamon4ada7 3 роки тому +48

      Thats...depressing

    • @zoot7981
      @zoot7981 3 роки тому +132

      @@johnrybinski6237 he’s basically one of the OGs in the group but left

  • @yeaton_boyz
    @yeaton_boyz 3 роки тому +1997

    "Holy guacamole what a spicy cantanoile" Jack 2021

    • @degenerat9329
      @degenerat9329 3 роки тому +34

      Your pfp is immaculate

    • @wolfyruby3543
      @wolfyruby3543 3 роки тому +8

      HAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

    • @brainstorm623
      @brainstorm623 3 роки тому +31

      I legit thought that was a thing when he said it. Kinda sounds like an Italian food I’ve never heard of before.

    • @TheMoonIsFrosted
      @TheMoonIsFrosted 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao the pfp is *perfect*

    • @PirateOfGermany
      @PirateOfGermany 3 роки тому +13

      I straight up heard cannoli at first

  • @michaelfleming1927
    @michaelfleming1927 3 роки тому +566

    It's okay Jack we all literally forget in words in a span of two seconds when we need to remember them

    • @axiomaximum
      @axiomaximum 3 роки тому +12

      "hi can I get a... Uhhhhhhhhhh....... Coca Cola x5 please?"
      _"what"_
      "He wants a Mt. Dew"

    • @lildarling1221
      @lildarling1221 3 роки тому +11

      Your profile picture looks like an m&m

    • @astrogalaxy_15
      @astrogalaxy_15 3 роки тому +8

      @Fiona Miller IT DOES. IT FUCKING DOES.

  • @mayoroftuksnesistan6469
    @mayoroftuksnesistan6469 3 роки тому +850

    ‘People can’t get mind controlled’
    Me when I see an Emkay video notification
    *tap*

  • @lilbitretro6377
    @lilbitretro6377 3 роки тому +541

    "I need a you, who isn't you." Translation = "I want someone who's just as thoughtful and endearing as you, but is wayyy better looking."

    • @awadi6596
      @awadi6596 3 роки тому +16

      Seems about right

    • @pocoyodvpocoyo3303
      @pocoyodvpocoyo3303 3 роки тому

      I hate that, man.
      Unless you look like the world's ugliest superbug combined with diseases that make you even uglier.

    • @chubthealmighty
      @chubthealmighty 2 роки тому +24

      I'm pretty sure she's talking about the fact that he thinks Tame Impala is a single person, which means he doesn't actually listen to or at least is not a fan of them. So basically he was lying to impress her.

    • @victoriapulcifer6218
      @victoriapulcifer6218 2 роки тому +12

      Okay, but have you ever seen a man interact with an overweight or otherwise not conventionally attractive woman?

    • @mcnuggetsimpson5940
      @mcnuggetsimpson5940 2 роки тому

      @@victoriapulcifer6218 i interact with one every time i go to visit your mother.

  • @necronwarlord9188
    @necronwarlord9188 3 роки тому +694

    I hate when people use "there's no such thing as a safe space" as an argument for their shitty behavior. You don't have to be mean to people because other people will be mean. If we all think like this then people might actually be able to exist in peace for 5 fucking seconds

    • @mathieulazari2074
      @mathieulazari2074 3 роки тому +79

      You punch them on the face and then say : "there's no such thing as a safe place"

    • @SnakeMan448
      @SnakeMan448 3 роки тому +18

      They deride safe spaces from their homes/bedrooms.

    • @R77ification
      @R77ification 3 роки тому +47

      "Your free speech right protects you from the government, not the Justin."

    • @gregallen6853
      @gregallen6853 3 роки тому +4

      And your bad behavior and attitude from your safe space is...?

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 3 роки тому +38

      i totally agree with you. Some people actually go out of their way to be mean. i just don't understand the mentality. Maybe i'm too old for this. Btw, have a nice day~

  • @Rose_The_Seraph
    @Rose_The_Seraph 3 роки тому +970

    Girls who say stuff like "I need a you who isn't you" should never get a partner

    • @Moon_Puff
      @Moon_Puff 3 роки тому +101

      On the flip side, LOTS of people like Tame Impala. There may be another reason why they don't want that person. And maybe they don't see their friend in that light. Either way, everyone has a right to whom they're attracted - or not attracted - to

    • @charles_capet321
      @charles_capet321 3 роки тому +42

      True, unless the “you” person is an asshole

    • @notnot9476
      @notnot9476 3 роки тому +4

      true

    • @thoghtugs584
      @thoghtugs584 3 роки тому +21

      Well, unless the YOU she's talking about is an asshole or she just isn't interested in YOU specifically then yeah sure

    • @ocomic9131
      @ocomic9131 3 роки тому +21

      boys too ofc, though i have never seen one do that

  • @soomoothie
    @soomoothie 3 роки тому +737

    r/murderedbywords is interesting. in one way, it makes me feel better about my mistakes. in another way, it makes me wish i knew how to roast people.

    • @Wilhelm23985
      @Wilhelm23985 3 роки тому +35

      I think r/murderedbywords can teach you how to make a good roast

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 3 роки тому +24

      @@Wilhelm23985 your just end up taking the roasts from the subreddit

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 3 роки тому +13

      To make a good roast you need a good imagination lmao

    • @alexandraalsabih4257
      @alexandraalsabih4257 3 роки тому +2

      PRECISLY

    • @Mii..
      @Mii.. 3 роки тому +4

      @@iiomqfaderz thanks bro................that's "helps".... Alot

  • @3173_Delta
    @3173_Delta 3 роки тому +359

    5:57 Statistically, most of forced naughties-ists, do not remember what their victim was wearing! It's not about the clothes! Stop shaming victims for how they dress!

    • @lenathelittleironclad
      @lenathelittleironclad 3 роки тому +28

      Facts

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin 3 роки тому +61

      It's also not about the clothes, if consent was never given (or given but invalid, like with minors) then the whole argument is invalid to start with.

    • @islixxn
      @islixxn 3 роки тому +7

      @@44R0Ndin that’s not how that works but it’s a good cause I guess

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 роки тому +26

      Forced naughties-ists. That’s the perfect way to get around the stupid UA-cam censors

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin 3 роки тому +34

      @@islixxn What I'm saying is that if if there's no consent but naughties happens, then it's forced naughties. No exceptions. And minors can't give consent even if they say the same words an adult would say to indicate they give consent.
      As far as I know, that's exactly how that works.

  • @melancolielupine2023
    @melancolielupine2023 3 роки тому +135

    ''You weren't burdened with overabundance of education''
    Damn, this is classy insult I like it
    Edit: honestly as a french native, yeah Paris is pretty disappointing even for us. I went once for a school trip 20 years ago. It was meh. Nowadays it's horrible. So much crackheads, dirty streets and crime. And yes you won't met a lot of people speaking french or english in some parts of the city lol. Paris is highly overrated. I suggest not to waste your money and visit the french countryside or cities like Lyon or Bordeaux instead. Gorgeous landscapes, nice people, tiny villages and good food

    • @j4rdind4spir4teur2
      @j4rdind4spir4teur2 3 роки тому +1

      Wellll I think a little nuance in your speech would be good. Paris is dirty and there are crazy people, sure. Are the drivers and bicycles terrible? Yeah.
      BUT there are still so many museums, buildings, parks, restaurants and sighting site (if that’s English).
      My take would be that you shouldn’t come here without having established what you want to do first. A naive tourist will be disappointed by some aspects of the city unless they actually take the time to get some info on it.
      Like guys don’t go to the Eiffel Tower, waste of time and money. There’s other spots such as the tour Montparnasse or the Sacré-Cœur where you get to admire the city from above WITH the Eiffel Tower in it. Anyway that’s just my opinion since I used to be afraid of Paris before (et maintenant c’est la zone tu coco)

    • @donnyshields4450
      @donnyshields4450 3 роки тому

      What languages do they speak?

    • @khameriengibson1975
      @khameriengibson1975 3 роки тому +1

      @@donnyshields4450 dutch

  • @skybuprofen9834
    @skybuprofen9834 3 роки тому +153

    "I need a You...who isn't you."
    Feelsbadman.jpg

    • @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
      @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 2 роки тому +2

      That quote is just... disappointingly sad. Like- I just-- I don't understand why (other) girls have... thought processes that are like this.

    • @krisbd6262
      @krisbd6262 2 роки тому +1

      Girls tastes in men are like lottery tickets. A bunch of random numbers hoping to get the jackpot.

  • @XE4KO
    @XE4KO 3 роки тому +234

    when he overlaps his voice with another pronunciation it sounds like one-one from infinity train lol

    • @4Aridian
      @4Aridian 3 роки тому +6

      #renewinfinitytrain

    • @katie15732
      @katie15732 3 роки тому +4

      Didn't expect to see any passangers here

    • @katie15732
      @katie15732 3 роки тому +3

      9:33

    • @Benutzername474
      @Benutzername474 3 роки тому +5

      Mr./ms. XE4KO, your profile picture scares me.

    • @aidandixon6028
      @aidandixon6028 3 роки тому +1

      I hereby ban your profile picture

  • @godcomplex1929
    @godcomplex1929 3 роки тому +45

    We need more of "It's Jacc, The snacc that smiles bacc"

  • @BerylliumBronze
    @BerylliumBronze 3 роки тому +77

    7:28 As a member of the child community, I can confirm we have homes that are up to 3999 dollars max.

    • @beatrizxx7043
      @beatrizxx7043 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah. I can double confirm this, too. We still pay 4,000 pounds rent!! 😥

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 3 роки тому

      Bruh that would be paying the nation's median pre-tax salary just on rent lol. Chick is insane

    • @HemiHami
      @HemiHami 3 роки тому

      I Don’t care

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому +3

      @@HemiHami Well, you and 2 other people (now 3 with me) cared enough to reply so...
      Not sure about that one chief

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 роки тому +1

      @@HemiHami I dunno man, you passed at least Forty-three different people..

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 роки тому +17

    I love it when two different narrators get the same post (ex: Waluigi). Getting two perspectives makes it even funnier.

  • @theofficialhippo1926
    @theofficialhippo1926 3 роки тому +57

    Absolutely the greatest source of content on my recommended

  • @MaliciousHavok
    @MaliciousHavok 3 роки тому +40

    The headgear hammer analogy will never not be my favorite thing ever.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 Рік тому

      But it's a crap one, because it's reasonable to assume that we can go outdoors in public and not suffer a head injury from someone carrying a weapon.
      Oh, except in the USA with the weapon being a gun.

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 2 місяці тому

      A better analogy would be to the War of the Rebellion: Lincoln was too much of a coward to try actually intervening against slavery without a push, but the Confederates rebelled as if he had balls, thus causing the more sinister of their descendants to whine about their self-inflicted loss of slave privileges.

  • @Memecious
    @Memecious 3 роки тому +68

    Who else literally feels like UA-cam is their best friend during Covid.

  • @nairsheasterling9457
    @nairsheasterling9457 3 роки тому +29

    Jack wants to tap the statue of liberty, confirmed.
    Tbf, that's a mood.

    • @nairsheasterling9457
      @nairsheasterling9457 3 роки тому +3

      @Bruzzun Ath'tuch U right.
      I wonder if it'd sound like a bell getting her cheeks clapped lol

  • @neotrix2009
    @neotrix2009 3 роки тому +15

    "My name's Jack,and when I rhyme I don't slack,because I'm the snack that smiles back!"

  • @crusaderxavier
    @crusaderxavier 3 роки тому +32

    My grandfather got murdered by words and those were “fart fart death” he died by taking a dump

    • @GolfClash2718
      @GolfClash2718 2 роки тому

      I'm sorry for the loss of your grandfather.

    • @crusaderxavier
      @crusaderxavier 2 роки тому

      It was a joke

    • @GolfClash2718
      @GolfClash2718 2 роки тому

      @@crusaderxavier I typically don't think of Pops dying as a 'joke'

    • @crusaderxavier
      @crusaderxavier 2 роки тому +3

      @@GolfClash2718 my old name was King George IV and George I died of shitting himself

  • @Kep126
    @Kep126 3 роки тому +10

    The way Jack pronounced Des Moines hurts my Iowan soul

  • @noffledoffle5562
    @noffledoffle5562 3 роки тому +73

    I have achieved greatness, failed every last class this semester

  • @calebwashere
    @calebwashere 3 роки тому +26

    ah yes, "_" the ideal subtext for a title

  • @Daniel_Coffman
    @Daniel_Coffman 2 роки тому +2

    That must've been a hacked Totodile you had; neither Totodile nor either of its evolutions have ever been able to learn Swagger. XD

  • @LadyRobertaL
    @LadyRobertaL 3 роки тому +15

    Jack, when I snack on your videos, do you instinctively smile back at me through the magic of the internet?
    I feel the answer is yes

  • @NegaTheImpmon9508
    @NegaTheImpmon9508 3 роки тому +16

    the absolute fury and boiling rage with which you say the phrase "WHITE MAN" at 8:11 has me fuckign cackling

  • @endor_mystic5221
    @endor_mystic5221 3 роки тому +7

    Jack that intro was gold, I actually laughed so hard

  • @masonn1205
    @masonn1205 3 роки тому +51

    Over 69 percent of all living human beings are alive.

  • @eclipse2915
    @eclipse2915 3 роки тому +12

    "Spanish Waluigi doesn't exist, he can't hurt you"
    Spanish Waluigi: 12:28

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 2 роки тому +1

    "These days you will have to hurt some feelings and offend some minds in order to solve a crisis," he said, offendedly.

  • @-abikedreams-
    @-abikedreams- 3 роки тому +95

    Emkay makes my day!
    Hello everyone, hope y’all are doing good, now drink water and eat 😠
    Edit: Holy shit, y’all are concerning as fuck.

  • @thefog13
    @thefog13 5 місяців тому

    The Mars question is a good question- in my knowledge, it wouldn't be black- there'd be stars, and Mars' two moons would also shine sunlight back onto it.

  • @axiomaximum
    @axiomaximum 3 роки тому +5

    The random voice effects/choruses on words scares me every time
    *_and I love it_*

  • @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849
    @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 3 роки тому +15

    8:14 To be fair, It'd be sus to me if someone who's not a worker grabbed my belongings unless I asked

  • @clashdevil2925
    @clashdevil2925 3 роки тому +23

    Remember folks Emkay is best Reddit reading chennel of the south of the equator

    • @imtrying_doseart
      @imtrying_doseart 3 роки тому +1

      What about EZ PZ?

    • @clashdevil2925
      @clashdevil2925 3 роки тому +4

      @@imtrying_doseart it's good and deelee is also good but can you truly compare one person's personality with 3?

  • @Octo_0687
    @Octo_0687 3 роки тому +18

    It's somewhat satisfying watching r/murderedbywords.

  • @cobrasharkgaming7830
    @cobrasharkgaming7830 3 роки тому +22

    Lol the man was so smart he asked for a picture of Mars at night

  • @funnyparrot4
    @funnyparrot4 2 роки тому +3

    i love this guy’s voice acting

  • @1c4ru5dr4w5
    @1c4ru5dr4w5 3 роки тому +7

    Ah yes, my favourite subreddit to binge when I have nothing to do with my life (aka all the time)

  • @austinmurre
    @austinmurre 3 роки тому +1

    Wouldnt the first one be false? The night sky would still be visible from Mars. I think that the first one is getting undeserved flak.

  • @lovepeople777
    @lovepeople777 3 роки тому +3

    The Statue of Liberty was actually based off of the creators mother, what they don’t tell you in school is that it was built to scale

  • @foxxinrox
    @foxxinrox 3 роки тому +2

    ...Half of these aren't even murdered by words. They're just people trying to find reasons to get angry at valid opinions.

  • @pommedeter7407
    @pommedeter7407 3 роки тому +7

    2:08 did they just say that people in Paris can't speak French ???

  • @twocatsinatrenchcoat2511
    @twocatsinatrenchcoat2511 3 роки тому +15

    This is all just people on twitter one-upping each other 😂

  • @drexex9081
    @drexex9081 3 роки тому +7

    Can we appreciate the amount of hosts and people on this its like a family our family of like 5mil people

  • @Brit_Birb
    @Brit_Birb 2 роки тому +1

    All I'm going to say is "Derek Chevrolet"

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 3 роки тому +6

    At 4:30 when reading Elons part I can imagine him giggling to himself as he reads what the other person typed like a little gremlin happily stabbing someone to death with words

  • @polywog__9381
    @polywog__9381 3 роки тому +2

    my fav part in the morning is watching jack cry about failing to make a pun

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 3 роки тому +3

    _Holy guacamole,_ this channel is _slowly_ descending into madness. You're welcome.

  • @DylansaneOfficial
    @DylansaneOfficial 2 роки тому

    12:52
    I love how you added "Totodile, use Swagger!" *"Totodile!"*

  • @Negrito42000
    @Negrito42000 3 роки тому +4

    I just love it when you go "I_"

  • @mariomaniac581
    @mariomaniac581 2 роки тому +1

    10:37 He just turned into The Click for a moment

  • @Venom-hq7ex
    @Venom-hq7ex 3 роки тому +3

    “Hi, I’m jack, and I’m just a slack”

  • @illusiveaxeman9164
    @illusiveaxeman9164 3 роки тому +1

    Oh fun, I didn't know the Statue Of Liberty was based off an Arab peasant. You learn something new everyday!

  • @cinnamonfairyfluff
    @cinnamonfairyfluff 3 роки тому +12

    11:35 did Jack really just pronounce Des Moines like that??? As an Iowan, I'm T R I G G E R E D.

    • @king_alexis
      @king_alexis 3 роки тому

      It's the first time I ever heard someone pronounce Des Moines like that

    • @Erizedd
      @Erizedd 3 роки тому

      @@king_alexis Cut him some slack, he's Aussie. btw, how the heck do you pronounce it? Gotta look it up... EDIT: okay, I know how to say it now. The more you know! lol

    • @ryniepan3038
      @ryniepan3038 2 роки тому

      So all of us Iowan and Illinoisians are commenting the same thing 🤣 DAH MOYN

    • @chris_the_heartbeat_lover.1994
      @chris_the_heartbeat_lover.1994 2 роки тому

      some people have real issues there...

    • @d0gify
      @d0gify 2 роки тому +1

      omg an actual Iowan-residnet. Hows life there, hope you escape ;)

  • @emberhermin52
    @emberhermin52 2 роки тому +1

    >they didn't speak French
    >they weren't allowing international travel to France
    That wasn't Paris 😶

  • @hollyleafwell2118
    @hollyleafwell2118 3 роки тому +4

    10:32 I was today years old when I found out the statue of liberty is modelled after an Arab peasant. I find that wonderfully ironic

  • @EbuCallinav
    @EbuCallinav 3 роки тому +1

    "Explaining words to Kevin Sorbo"
    I would totally watch that, Especially if Steve Hofstetter continued to host it.

  • @moon-serenade_
    @moon-serenade_ 3 роки тому +31

    Off topic but i thought of this roast when i was in the shower.
    *[Some toxic waste will be greener than any other vegan, so dont try to be an toxic sh() and dont force others to be vegan.]*
    Edit: Presumably made for the Vegan Teacher drama, kinda sad it ended i was looking forward to use this roast.

    • @justacheeto07
      @justacheeto07 3 роки тому +3

      **heaveanly sheesh**

    • @likira111
      @likira111 3 роки тому +7

      I'm sorry but makes no sense

    • @moon-serenade_
      @moon-serenade_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@likira111 yeah its okay, didnt make sense to me either i just wanted to tell lol

    • @amarisfrede2
      @amarisfrede2 3 роки тому +5

      How about: "You'd need a landfill, to accommodate all the trash you talk, but even those are less toxic than you are, so eat your organic greens in peace and shut up!"
      Btw, as someone from the vegan community put it: We do not claim her! So feel free to roast that tasteless vegetable all you want, even when she isn't making headlines.

    • @moon-serenade_
      @moon-serenade_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@amarisfrede2 Thats way better than my roasts-
      I really think a mature person should act like that too. Making fun etc. i really wanted to know why people act like that. Doesnt even make sense at all.

  • @ahmedzayan8054
    @ahmedzayan8054 3 роки тому +1

    This is why I love jack. He makes pretty good voices haha. Totodile had me lmao

  • @Blue-cf3oy
    @Blue-cf3oy 3 роки тому +3

    1:58 i think that person may have gone to paris texas

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 3 роки тому +1

    He got the Michael Jackson procedure.

  • @blurry._.4521
    @blurry._.4521 3 роки тому +3

    What a way to start a day, with emkay

  • @solarprogeny6736
    @solarprogeny6736 3 роки тому +2

    Idk about the "no thank you I got it" one. It's entirely valid for women to reclaim power through small acts like that. Many MANY women have been infantilized over their lives and treated like they are weak so it just makes sense to reclaim that power.

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 3 роки тому +1

      It costs men exactly zero dollars to say "would you like some help with that?" And then walk away if she says no.

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 3 роки тому

      @@DembaiVT EXACTLY

    • @mnm1273
      @mnm1273 3 роки тому +3

      He did ask and just walked away. People are just pointing out that it's needlessly petty. If someone is already stood in the spot to take down bags (which when disembarking and airplane isn't easily swappable) it's more efficient for them to take it down for those left sitting, so that people don't have to then wait when you finally get up for you to drag your bag out.
      It's wasting everyone's time for petty reasons.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Рік тому

      @@DembaiVT so literally exactly what the guy you’re complaining about did?

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +3

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 231 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ 3 роки тому +1

    That thumbnail, oh man. He got destroyed.

  • @TulipsxJasmines
    @TulipsxJasmines 3 роки тому +4

    4:38 the fact that that was actually elon XD

  • @TheUltrasora
    @TheUltrasora 3 роки тому +1

    As a black person I'm getting a little tired of these activists claiming almost all historically achievements were done by black people . Yes some things were invented by black people and some amazing deeds by some us like harriet Tubman, Rosa parks, and Martin luther King jr but we didnt do EVERYTHING.

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 3 роки тому +4

    The last one……Steve Hofstetter is brilliant. And to “dis” K. Sorbs so beautifully makes me smile!!

  • @FruityCatRing
    @FruityCatRing 3 роки тому +1

    That thumbnail made me question what I have been learning

  • @deliriouszora
    @deliriouszora 3 роки тому +3

    The difference between Naomi Wolf and Johnny sins, at least with Sins you'll enjoy it.

  • @Delilah_Anne
    @Delilah_Anne 3 роки тому +2

    4:21
    Dude, you fricking killed him! Lmao

  • @Nintadso
    @Nintadso 3 роки тому +7

    2:15 That depends on the place and time. During part of the pandemic, we were allowed to go in a few countries as long as it was part of the EU (I'm french, and also that excludes the UK because of the brexit), like for example we could go to Sweden or Germany.

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 2 роки тому +1

    10:03 Lady Liberty is made from copper, which is either pink, orange or green, depending on corrosion. How could they possibly have made her look "black" without resorting to a racist caricature?

  • @paxtheskeleton6636
    @paxtheskeleton6636 2 роки тому +5

    The guy in the thumbnail makes me quite sad for multiple reasons:
    1. Society made him feel like his nose was ugly, so much so he got a rhinoplasty
    2. Now people are roasting for making a decision that probably makes him happy, so in the end, even if it’s a prime example of the stupidity of societal beauty standards, I find it unfortunate that people are insulting him for making this choice, hopefully he’s happy now.

  • @torieldreemurr541
    @torieldreemurr541 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone: making their own roasts
    Me: *Napòli*

  • @67IronWhalE
    @67IronWhalE 3 роки тому +6

    Can some kind soul give this humble one the timestamp for the part in the thumbnail with "You looked like a greek god, now you look like you listen to podcasts"?

  • @LuuneTheMoon
    @LuuneTheMoon 3 роки тому +1

    oh my! that one with the passport got me so much like "oh my gof you fckin killed him dude" it was so damn violent *I* felt it

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 роки тому +4

    Fum fact: pineapples are berries

    • @soomoothie
      @soomoothie 3 роки тому +2

      not a fun fact, was unhappy

    • @sungquette
      @sungquette 3 роки тому +2

      It costed 0$ to not say what you said

    • @jarihoogendoorn5823
      @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 роки тому +1

      Why yall upset i told a fact?

    • @Erizedd
      @Erizedd 3 роки тому +1

      Fun fact, bananas are a herb, and are related to ginger.

  • @Catastropheshe
    @Catastropheshe 3 роки тому

    Waluigi impression was the best part of this 😂

  • @coconutgamer4476
    @coconutgamer4476 3 роки тому +3

    8:08
    They say chivalry is dead and this makes me not want to revive it

  • @rileybarnheart9221
    @rileybarnheart9221 2 роки тому +1

    Holy guacamole on a spicy RAVIOLI

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +6

    (6:55) The recipe was probably written with archaic units like cups and spoons, and not modern accurate units like grams. So the recipe wouldn't be that useful anyway.

  • @plasmafan2659
    @plasmafan2659 3 роки тому

    I love how Jack just had a word crisis in the intro.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 2 роки тому +3

    6:11 I remember another reddit youtuber who read this post and said he'd bet his entire UA-cam channel that this guy goes on Facebook to show what a "Niceguy" he is and that's as far as I'm going

  • @CPorter
    @CPorter 3 роки тому

    Whoever put that picture of blackness as a reply to the Mars question clearly slept through science class. Mars has two moons

  • @abarbienamedken3334
    @abarbienamedken3334 3 роки тому +6

    8:12 about the baggage thing. As someone born female I was taught by experience that if a man does anything nice for you it's a toss up whether he's doing it to be nice or using it as an excuse to expect something from you. It's implied that he asked if he could help and started reaching for the luggage anyway despite not getting an answer yet. I wouldn't want anyone touching my luggage without my permission just out of fear of theft, but especially not a man because it could become incredibly uncomfortable so fast. Woman have been taught to expect that if a man helps it's not always out if kindness and eventually he'll expect a date or your number or sex and I don't wanna have to sit there and politely turn him down only for him to go "but I helped you with your luggage, why are you being such a bitch?". Really you should think about the women who have to deal with that and the person who says "no thanks, I got it" as their only form of rebellion to that sort of thing as the real people who deal with shit from simpletons. They did nothing wrong. They didn't treat him rudely from what they said and it kept them from having to deal with possibly turning him down and getting him making a scene in return.
    So really the simpleton is the person who was privileged enough to be able to accept help without worrying about being placed in an bad position because of it and then getting mad at someone else who doesn't have that priviledge. And men don't take no. They will use any excuse to reject your no. So I don't wanna hear that they were being a simpleton for finding the simple act of saying "no thank you, I got it" to be an act of rebellion against a system that teaches them to be afraid of kindness.

    • @kroccmocc4765
      @kroccmocc4765 2 роки тому

      Ok,from this comment,I can tell you’re either saying this off of one guy you met,or you’re 13 and trying to prove all men are bad
      A lot of men
      No wait fuck genders rn
      A lot of people just want to help you,especially when you’re standing right next to their bag,they’d feel impolite to not hand it to you
      It’s not natural for 90% of men to ‘expect sex’ after helping you take your bag down

  • @GunGuntheking
    @GunGuntheking 4 місяці тому +1

    “the gracious gods that are tortoises”
    Amen brother 🐢 🫡

  • @EmeraldSpencer
    @EmeraldSpencer 3 роки тому +3

    8:01 That's...not how that works. Justice is whatever the judge and jury decide it is (within the confines of the law, of course).

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому +1

      And in that case, the other veredict would have been against the confines of the law.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Рік тому

      If someone killed you, and a jury, for whatever reason, found them innocent despite the fact that I did it, was justice served for you?

  • @ericwalsh2954
    @ericwalsh2954 3 роки тому +1

    Gonna be honest i was in paris before covid,they spoke english but pretty accurate description from the perspective of a kid that lived in the place with the highest crime rate in ireland per person

  • @kelvinle8662
    @kelvinle8662 3 роки тому +13

    The first post has to do with signals I think. Really hard to intercept a signal when there is a planet thick wall blocking it. Can probably be solved with a satellite relay though.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 3 роки тому

      Also Mars is farther away from the sun than Earth and its two moons are much smaller than ours, so they don’t reflect much if any sunlight

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin 3 роки тому +3

      It's literally because it's too dark for the camera to work right, and they don't have the spare power available to put lights on the rovers.
      They "could" take pictures of the night of Mars, as the rovers have SSDs that can be used to store images until they can be transmitted to Earth (via the Mars Reconnisance Orbiter, which has been acting as a data relay for over 15 years I think).
      The reason they don't do that is that the rovers are busy taking images during the day.
      Also if Mars and the Earth are on the same side of the Sun, then the time when the rover's antenna can see Earth is going to be during the Martian night.

  • @fireinthefreezer
    @fireinthefreezer 3 роки тому +2

    Lmao I was watching this while I was eating then I started choking and got an add for Google maps 😂

  • @avalineriley6809
    @avalineriley6809 3 роки тому +6

    I remember years ago, when I was but a young girl, watching Kevin Sorbo playing Hercules and I loved that show....
    Now he's gone from entertaining me with his acting to entertaining me with all the dumb shit he says.

  • @Fruityflootloops
    @Fruityflootloops 2 роки тому +1

    9:03 We have to convince ppl to take vaccines in the same way we convince children to eat their vegetables.

  • @user-wh5fj6pj6m
    @user-wh5fj6pj6m 3 роки тому +4

    2:20 Nice singing

  • @skeletonfear
    @skeletonfear 3 роки тому

    Not speaking French in Paris ?? Preposterous !
    Lmao

  • @datfilthycasualgamer4951
    @datfilthycasualgamer4951 3 роки тому +5

    Ah yes my favorite race, French.

  • @adricsoti3719
    @adricsoti3719 3 роки тому

    the giggle at the end was rlly cute:)