So when I saw this comment it was at 365 likes, I almost felt bad liking it, but then I realized that on leap years there is 366 days so I went ahead and liked it anyway.
9 months later Police officer: Sir do you mind it’s my sons birthday and I would like to be there. Matt: yea give me a sec almost done her just have to get the rest of the guns from the backseats and the truck. It will only take a few minutes.
ChasesAnimations until someone whips a laser mini gun out of their asshole then switches it to the sniper rifle in their waistband then grabs an rpg from their hoodie pocket
Got a buddy who got in a argument at a car wash. Guy pulled out a .22 short Derringer and shot him in the face point blank. Bullet stuck in buddy's cheeck bone. He to this day feels disrespected lol.
Damn he’s the reason we can’t bring advanced metal detectors in his neighborhood. We have been investigating a few people. But every time we bring a detector even from a mile away we all ways end up at his house. One of our professionals claims he’s got firearms in his walls.
Stripper strips while getting a credit card pistol and reveals some weapons. His wielding shows that GTA makes sense now.... In gta 5 Michael has this mechanism of having a couple of guns at the same time
Breaking news: local UA-cam star/veterinarian/gun enthusiasts/family man shot a mugger 73 times with more than 13 concealed carry weapons, and a large knife
Man gets mugged. Man shoots mugger, Man proceeds to shoot mugger with 16 other guns and stab him with a machete. Man hops on giant bald eagle. Man flies into sunset.
@@jahanzebabbasi7521 Taliban is very much still a thing. We just suck at finding them and wiping their DNA. Were damn good at hitting their IEDs tho I'll tell you what
Yup pure bullshit on UA-cam's part, demonetized UA-cam videos are saving Soo many lives because it's going to keep those bad gun guys from making videos showing those evil guns! Puh-leez, damn idiots
Police: Sir please drop any weapons you have.
Matt: Hold on gimme a couple days.
*5 weeks later*
So when I saw this comment it was at 365 likes, I almost felt bad liking it, but then I realized that on leap years there is 366 days so I went ahead and liked it anyway.
Some say that Matt is still unloading all the guns he was packing
Hes behind the door just throwing weapon after weapon
9 months later
Police officer: Sir do you mind it’s my sons birthday and I would like to be there.
Matt: yea give me a sec almost done her just have to get the rest of the guns from the backseats and the truck. It will only take a few minutes.
Judge: you shot this man 307 times
Matt: it was self-defense
Hahahahaha
Also matt it was closer to 1000
i know your joking but it was 50 shots + a machete
Judge: you used a barret 50 cal
Matt: well I also needed a UA-cam video
Whoever he shot got obliterated
Someone when playing GTA: “Where’s he keeping that thing it’s so unrealistic!”
Matt: Observe.
Haha lol
I was watching this and I said that gta finally makes sense
ChasesAnimations until someone whips a laser mini gun out of their asshole then switches it to the sniper rifle in their waistband then grabs an rpg from their hoodie pocket
The minigun is up the character's ass, that's what saggy pants are for.
ChasesAnimations fact
Could you imagine going through all of that, surviving it and then getting killed by a .22 credit card pistol and a .25 ACP
Why is this not the top comment
Got a buddy who got in a argument at a car wash. Guy pulled out a .22 short Derringer and shot him in the face point blank. Bullet stuck in buddy's cheeck bone. He to this day feels disrespected lol.
@@reddituser420 Damn son, well the hell kind of car wash argument ends up with someone getting shot
There was a female involved.
@@reddituser420 understandable
Human body: 50 to 65 % water
Matt's body: 90 to 99 % guns
human body is more like 76% water
Пиздец чо русских тут нет
Wings Melody lol 😂
Thats a pretty dehydrated person if u only have 50-65% water
@@АнтонСидоров-ш5ш на месте
Legend has it. Matt is still pulling guns out of his clothing
lol 😂
Shotgun machine gun pistol another pistol more pistols and everything in the army :3
The legend has it. Matt is now pulling guns out of his own skin and organs
matt just gets in a tank
KaptainMatt yea lol
Police officer: do you have a gun
Matt: yes
Police officer: where
Matt: yes
Matt: ;) you know where
Skeepth 奪われた That's disgusting get out now
@@skeepth7598 ew
@@propagandalf5696 i was talking about his jacket perv
@@skeepth7598 didnt sounded like you where talking about his jacket, especially when you put ;) in
Damn he’s the reason we can’t bring advanced metal detectors in his neighborhood. We have been investigating a few people. But every time we bring a detector even from a mile away we all ways end up at his house. One of our professionals claims he’s got firearms in his walls.
Anonymous tip: He has a few hundred rounds of 88mm for the artillery pieces he has in the attic buried underground
This hast to be illeagel
Shutup fbi
FBI: Busts down matts door
Matt: You got the wrong guy
50BMG SHOTS INTENSIFIES
Fuhk the feds
"And this ladies and gentlemen, is the reason i will never be mugged"
....or let through the airport
Or be taken off the FBI watch list
yes
correct me if i'm wrong but last I checked the second amendment did NOT mention airports ...
Start tour own mafia?
jhanks2012 it does say "keep and bear arms" though and not just in certain places so youre wrong
8:57 He carried all of this under his clothing? Wow. I guess GTA V firearm inventory is realistic.
Exactly exactly lmao
Damn he cracked the code
try hiding that RPG with six extra grenades also ammo to all of those guns
his not carrying ammo tho XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bruh
Imagine trying to mug a guy and he casually pulls a shotgun out of his sleeve
@zach9250 zach9250 ....................................
That would be fucking terrifying
😂
Hey victor, it’s me, WiNsToN
@Random Dispenser of Information
Hey, *WINSTON,* what are you doing here?
Remember, switching to your side side side side side side side side side side side side side side arm is quicker than reloading.
"Matt, how many guns do you have with you?"
Matt: Yes
Wtf
That means "I have no idea I just have alot."
He has 976 guns on him at all times
When your shotgun jams for the third time in a row
“Sad Demolition ranch noises”
This man utilizes the Grand Theft Auto inventory system
Only he sees the slow motion
Brandon DK I thought the same
Clearly
ikr lmfao
Brandon DK demo ranch is the real gta 5 thug
Labelled “my EDC”
Matt: turns it into a stripshow
Stripper strips while getting a credit card pistol and reveals some weapons. His wielding shows that GTA makes sense now.... In gta 5 Michael has this mechanism of having a couple of guns at the same time
"I guess I gotta give you my wallet now.."
bro
he's
dead
butter fucks hands wallet to Swiss cheese corpse
"No I GoT bOdY ArMoR On"
Well what if I have a upgraded anti ballistic shield
Lobster Man my mans would still be Swiss cheese
@@mustangthekitten7765 nah those pistols and other stuff wouldn't be able to penetrate
*guy tries to rob matt*
After 20 impressive guns and 100 shots later
"And that's why you don't mess with someone with a shoe gun"
15 years later
Matt: oh look another 9mm
LoL
Right
Lol
Or two
It makes it so much better that your profile picture is a old person
This is why we don’t trust the quiet kid who wears trench coats.
Anyone else see 13 years ago?
@@claudiaholman4548me too
@@claudiaholman4548 it is apart of his name lmfao
@@patrickmeyer9905 r/woooooosh
Me: dead on the ground
Matt: continues to shoot at nothing
Raider's Revenge lmfao
So your the mugger
Man does a 100 tap instead of double tap
Lmao
I was hoping he’d pull out the 50 bmg somehow
Verdugore me to
It was lodged in his ass!
Jacob Davis i lodge things in my ass all the time
Mr Thicc wtf
@KhakiPeach67 wtf
Cop: "You Got Any Weapons On You?
Matt: "Well Ummm"
No i have many weapons!
Genuinely curious if it’s illegal to conceal carry this many guns in states where you can conceal carry?
@@2nd-place in Texas there is no limit actually
😂😂😂
@DemonicFlame66 {Demon} Sheeiii
5:27 "As i'm defending myself from getting mugged.. Uh oh" 🤣🤣
I always wondered what my GTA character looked like IRL..
They whip out a pistol out from there ass
hahahaha
LMAO
That debunks the myth in gta of to be impossible to carry so many guns xD
Привет из Росии
Matt: Walks through airport security*
Alarms: Get up and walk out*
lmaaaaooo
how i walk into area 51
Ight ima head out
Random Person lol
literally no one:
Matt: carries $20,000 dollars in guns on his person at all times.
More like 200,000
Imagine being in the airport security and finding 29 guns on one dude with a shirt that says butterface
Toast Mr propaganda theyd just let him go anyway cause hed have enough ammo to kill all of then about ten times if they tried to stop him
Does that include the ammo?
How can anyone hate this guy? Seriously a stand up family man and so entertaining
-Hey, Matt. What's your Conceal Carry Weapon?
Matt: "All"
-"..."
Liam Thomas -Hey Matt, What’s your Conceal Carry Weapon?
Matt: “Yes.”
Luke's Lab I was just about to comment that.
Hey what's underneath your hat there
Matt: it's nothing just my edc nuclear missle.
This is how gta 5 characters hold their guns
Jonathan_1173 right
Jonathan_1173 I’m not even sure you can carry this many in GTA!
True
Except for Trevor, wakes up half the time in his skivvies.
Nope they pull them out of their asses
"Honey, the neighbour is doing it again. This time he is a walking armory"
police: any guns on you?
Matt: um yeah....
police: holy crap, what are you afraid of?
Matt: not a damn thing.
The GreyJedi2112 i love it
Copied it from one of Matt's intros...
Dabd ola do you know which episode?
The best comment
Me
Nobody:
Matt: I carry 23 guns daily
TheKoreanMongoose ya sure its 23 only?
Is that how many guns there were
It’s all in the guns
u do not call Matt a nobody
BoB he didn‘t
Cop: Drop all your guns!
Matt: Wait a bit...
*5 hours later*
Cop: Is that all?
Matt: SIKE, I HAVE A SHOE GUN
@SharkTank No.......
Matt still has his gun shoe a shoe that is a gun
Mugger: “I’m about to rob this man blind fool”
The guy how over prepares:
Me: whats in the small pocket over there?
Matt: *proceeds to pull out RPG
There’s a gernade launcher in his throat
LMAO!👍😂
XD
BY Luu lololololololololololol
lol
matt: walks through air port security x-ray machine
the x-ray machine:
confused screaming
how could he walk through the xray?
Haha. Metal detector?
Bruh, lol
Breaking news: local UA-cam star/veterinarian/gun enthusiasts/family man shot a mugger 73 times with more than 13 concealed carry weapons, and a large knife
Hahah
Love it
@@Fire_2000 yes
Fire_2000 if it was a ballistic knife or a knifegun
Did you count? Cuz I didn't.
Just imagine chilling trying to mug someone and they pull out a shotgun out their sleeve 😨😲
Chill?
U good?
@@GreenOrangeGaming201 shut the fuck up?
LOL that would he funny even tho your muggings him tell him "HOLD OH I DIDN'T KNO IWAS ROBING WHO Houdini"
No one:
Matt: pulls entire Marine Corps from pocket
Yes
Lol
Dis phat Bidge yep
We can work on that
(also pulls out an NTF unit xD)
Matt: *is shoppin*
Matt: :(
Robber: (somewhere in the store) GET ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A ROBBERY
Matt: :)
No, he is in the bank, remember.
the last thing the robber hears is Matts excited maniacal laugh
DevilJin hears him yell “THANKS FOR WATCHING....”
Matt: This just got a whole lot more fun
Lol
Robber: give me everything you got
Matt:(eyes glowing red) sure let me just check my planner
Teacher: What comes before 47
Matt: ak
Teacher: what comes after m?
Matt: 16
*pulls out gun*
You carry even more guns than CJ in GTA: San Andreas 😂
hari66 9 your not rong lol
kadon Stinson rong
hari66 9 rong
😂
Anthony Leahy sorry but it’s spelled rong
Matt got mugged then killed the mugger with his first gun, the rest of the video is just him shooting and talking to a corpse.
Exactly
He missed every time... you would see that if you watched the video
Not every time 7:01 you can hear a ping when he shoots the gun
NOICE
@@thecurrentmetacms_____5664 ???? what noice
No one:
Matt:*pulls out an ApachE helicopter out of his hat*
Next goal : Pulls out a nuclear bomb out of his glove.
@@allshipper2158 next thing you know he pulls out a Water Craft Carrier from the US navy out his pocket XDD its possible XD
A wart-hog out of his pants
Oh so you want my glasses too? Okay, just let me... SIKE! It’s an AC-130
pulls out a nigga
“I know you’re mugging me but I want to be Friends.”
*talking to the human equivalent of a squished ant*
"Video games are so unrealistic no one can carry that many guns"
Watches this video:hmmmm maybe I was wrong..
Man gets mugged.
Man shoots mugger,
Man proceeds to shoot mugger with 16 other guns and stab him with a machete.
Man hops on giant bald eagle.
Man flies into sunset.
whisperes loudly " 'Murica"
Most American thing I've ever heard!!
'MURI-FRIGGIN'-CA
About as good as the news headline of the guy that got shot by every customer after trying to rob a convenience store.
That’s pretty funny
17 guns + pocket knife (in case you were wondering)
You know the "mini" from Doc Evil....
" POCKET KNIFE"
It will always amaze me how he managed to conceal two shotguns two rifles, one full sized, and a micro roni.
Everybody gangster until matt pulls out a shotgun from his sleeve.
and about a million other guns from everywhere else
That’s some 80’s action movie shit
Nah, he'd pull out that 50 cal
Ethan Hinson he couldnt even conceal that in that huge trenchcoat especially with all the other stuff he had in it
ill be carrying the BY15
No .50 cal? But what if I’m getting robbed from a mile away?
Even a desert eagle .50 would've worked... lol
the mugger prob wont notice you tho
i know this is a joke so dont get mad at me
And the robbers behind a fridge
Be honest with yourself. You see a guy holding a full size .50 cal you just turn around and come up with new life plans.
That was awesome! Screw UA-cam and their sensitivity policies (policing).
yup agreed, but all they just saw was columbine all over unfortunately.
That was great, Matt you could easily supply a whole (De)molitia with your edc!
I want that jacket. I don't like the look but ...tactical jacket?
Preach
All I can say is amen..!
$10K IN GUNS, $300 IN AMMO, $2 IN WALLET. SOUNDS LIKE MATT ALRIGHT.
yep... and, He is giving a pretty good visual as to why those credit cards are maxed out.
He also sayed 2 maxed credit cards
Yeah but those guns are his job I'm pretty sure he gets to write it all off on his taxes 😂
Matt: welp I’m outta guns
* As he smirks and takes off his hat,and pulling a rocket launcher out of it*
Childish smh
the rocket is in his pants i guess
Matt : wanna see a magic trick?
Matt : * Pulls out a grenade launcher out of his glasses *
Club: before you come in sir u must give us all your guns
Matt:*sigh* gimme a Minute
5 hours later
Club: sir, our truck susppensions are all the way down!
Matt: I'm just half way through!
@@lightgamerXXXXXXMatt: "Wait wait wait!" *Puts his Barret 50 Cal on there*.
** passes him 1827 ar15s, 2284 handguns, and 1259 .50 cals**
@@lildickanator and thats just in his left pocket
matt: *opens backpack*
club : oh lord jesus .... no we do not allow ROCKET FIRING MINIGUNS MATTT
2:14 this gives a new meaning to having a trick up your sleeve.
The most impressive thing about this video is that it is all one shot.
(No pun intended)
Alex Josten it wasn’t though
"Hello 911 Matt's gone crazy hes"
"Is he threatening you, does he have a weapon"
"He has all the weapons"
Police be like can you just call the army instead we cant handle this
Lairee Nowland lol 😂
HA
“I know you’re mugging me but I want to be Friends.”
Is literally talking to a bloodstain left on the concrete.
ahahahahahha
Matt is the real life Deadpool
and that is how i imagine carrying weapons in GTA
Lady:*sees Matt’s pants*
Also lady: “is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
Matt: “neither”
Lady: “what”
Matt: “ITS A GUN”
Kellz Main bruh
@@rapepanda5447 bruh
Rape Panda bruh
Ur YT name and pic
@@rapepanda5447 brew
Mugger: Pulls out a 9mm and says "Give me your money. Him: "Alright here". Pulls a barret 50 cal out of pants.
14K ICE *his underwear.
@@lukeslab3502 50 cal peepew
"Is this a 50. Caliber Barrett Sniper Rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Cop: do u have a weapon on you?
Matt:no I have 100 of them
Cop: what are you afraid of
Matt: nothing
@@mrweasel1278
Matt: What are you afraid of?
Cop: *nods at mustache*
Matt is Batman's only fear
Matt: officer do you really want to give me a ticket?
Cop: well, yes, you were speeding
Matt: (pulls out 20+ guns) are you sure you're sure?
2:11 any one else see a face in his jacket pocket 😂
YES
Police officer: how many weapons do you have on you?
Matt: yes
Police officer: what does that mean
Matt: yes
Police officer: how many is that
Also Police officer: hey i need backup dispatch
@@sebastianbrown2816 Matt: no
Matt: pulls a belt fed .50 out of his ear*
WW3 matt is gonna be a country by himself and STILL win
LOL
Christian Silcott we'll all join him hopefully tho XD
100 lbs of guns. That’s why Matt was working out. He was training for this video.
So is this how GTA characters keep all those guns on them?
Aiden Harlin yup but where does the rpg go?😂
@@mayhempatchz5675
A little lube never hurt
@@devil.555 *HE KNOWS TO MUCH*
Gta online is my favorite game
@@mayhempatchz5675 u big daddy
The second he pulled out his wallet I knew he had that credit card gun.
Just a random channel me too
lol, i saw that video
I was honestly expecting a 22 Derringer.
*Legend says he's still pulling guns out to this day...*
I'm still waiting on how to conceal carry a 50BMG...
There is a small single shot 50 bmg by serbu
AskBeforePlaying puts it down his shirt down the pants leg
nerfninja661 gimme GIMMIE GIMMIE
Dude if you see someone keeping their leg strait when they wall
*They have a 50bmg*
@@stdwproductions5090 also msrp is 900
Matt pulls out about 20 pistol 2 shotguns 2 rifles and a machete
John wick: you have put me to shame
Agreed
John Wick only needs one gun
Gun store owner: “Alright, what guns would you like” Matt: *yes*
I agree
plasma watt rifle in the 40 watt range?
I guess that answers the age old video game question. "How would you ever be able to carry so many weapons at once?"
Ahem Doom ahem
Now I know how video game characters do it.
Only one problem, he doesn't show how he carries the 9,999 rounds for each one.
@@jaydunbar7538 that is true.
Matt: *someone accidentally bumps him*
Matt Again: *starts world war 3*
Edit: Thx for the likes.
ua-cam.com/video/zhe58xORWG0/v-deo.html
Matt won't start ww3 but he will sure as hell end it! 😉
@@elesjuan that's Matt getting ready for ww3.
He's literally out of breath from drawing firearms lol
Walks through airport security
Security guard: how do u have that many guns
Matt: yes
You didnt have a gun in your hat?!? Clearly you dont like protection.
I was expecting him to pull out a gun out of his hat as well, until he took it off to talke off his shirt
I feel somewhat disapointed
one should allways carry a derringer or small 25 autoin their hat at all times
The lack of hat gun is less indicative of that than the kids
IKR, hes so gonna die
It didn't fit
Matt: pulls out the 10th gun
Me: stop stop hes already dead i think the third one did it
LITTLETREEJR the first one already got him
Double tap
Yea no shit
@@petercarino8540 the best rule in zombieland
The first one killed them in a few seconds
5:43 'THAT IS A KNIFE!'
Matt doesn't plan on getting mugged...
He plans on running into a Taliban Patrol
Taliban dead....ISIS next
@@jahanzebabbasi7521 you mean *WasWas*
You got that all wrong. He is a one man army planning on starting world war 3...
The talibans worst fear is that they run into Matt lmao
@@jahanzebabbasi7521 Taliban is very much still a thing. We just suck at finding them and wiping their DNA. Were damn good at hitting their IEDs tho I'll tell you what
That is all he carries imagine how many are in his house
it's over 9000
😱
@@damemethieff fuck yeah
Holay factory Deadpool Jesus Christ
His entire arsenal obviously
Matt! I think we’d all love to see a video on how bullet proof are wish.com vests and body armor. Guys like this so Matt sees it
Even if it happens it won't be here for a few weeks lol
@@jackapc4727 or months Haha
ua-cam.com/channels/dC2OodWOIvQctlmMBZjvVg.html
Here’s my link if you guys like videos like the ones I make please show love ❤️
@@jackapc4727 or years
Yes
Just casually has 17 guns with him 🤣🤣 man I love this channel 🔥💯
No, .50BMG??
The robber might wear AR500 Level 4 body armor.
yea
Nerd
@@tso_frieza4267 no u
the robber wont buy that
and what if the robber will get a headshot? its a body armor not helmet bro
This, is now a best long take scene in video making history
Imagine walking and seeing some guy talking to himself in an odd way while also pulling out guns from every where on his body,
And pretending to be mugged
Every grand theft auto character ever.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that he did this whole skit with gun in his shoe
Most times, someone will ask, "Do you EDC?"
When you talk to Matt, the question becomes "How many guns do you EDC?"
Kids, guns, and animals
UA-cam: this is okay
Demoranch: normal video
UA-cam: DEMONIZED
it doesnt work if you call a bitch out they pretend to not be cunts.
Yup pure bullshit on UA-cam's part, demonetized UA-cam videos are saving Soo many lives because it's going to keep those bad gun guys from making videos showing those evil guns! Puh-leez, damn idiots
Yeah did you notice Satan in the vid? They really *Demonized* the video
Person: How many guns do you conceal carry every day?
Matt: Yes
Matt: Look at that bird over there... *SIKE* its an A-10 Thunderbolt
The mugger: *a legit crater*
Damn I can barley even sneak snacks into the movie theater
@Jacob Hammond lmfao
Barely *
@@chenlankapulangames1990 nobody asked for your correction
@@UncleMerlin barley's a thing farmers grow
@@chenlankapulangames1990 no one gives. A. Crap. Its just a typo no need to correct it lol
That was the amount of guns my country has all together
Yeah, he didn't have room for everything ^_^
Roland Szakács where are you from?
Sweden I am guessing
@@mr.uglyvoice8901 Hungary :D
You won take the Ardeal
Matt's s gangster he doesn't care if he gets demonitized
jesua the man
And his day job
He don’t give a rip
The man was all ready rich before he started UA-cam so he really don't give af
@@danielthegamerable Indeed, I'm sure his merchandising income alone would be enough to live a happy live
I mean I honestly don't think I've seen a single video of his that's been demonetized
Yeah,i sort of noticed,and sort of knew that anyway.
Police officer: Ok you're under arrest, show me your weapons...
Matt: Um...yes
Europe: "We need stricter weapon laws!"
US: "How To Conceal Carry Like a Boss"
lel
on the bright side, we dont have to worry about being robbed at gunpoint by (groups of) people in body armor...
Europe is cucked. Swede reporting in.
@SSU and @Mats Guertsen, people could just hide the guns they already own, or buy them from the blackmarcket
SSU It seems only the terrorist in Europe have guns everyone else is a defenseless sheep.
@@davidblunt5149 no you haven't, stop trying to look cool