Fill ya right up and I’m super lazy so I just decided to wiz on like 30ppl lmfao.. it was a lot though like one of those super long ones I was holy crap I need to finish now and run! Ppl were just stairing at me ready to grab me once I was gone I shook and ran at the same time lmfao
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by having a traumatic event take them by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Joe, PLEASE get Nando Parrado as a guest on your show!!! His survival is known as the greatest of all time. He survived a place crash, avalanche, 2 months in the snowy andes and then walked 10 days to survival. Professional hikers say what he did is even impossible for the greatest hikers with the gear he had.
I was at this show which was a month or two ago and I was a few seats away form the guy that was pissing all over everyone. It was pure chaos and we ended up leaving shortly after that. This is why we can't have nice things in Baltimore. Everyone was drank as hell because the bartenders were pouring them HEAVY. Like 4oz shots.
*It's great that Tom Segura & Joe Rogan can have an honest conversation about China.* I find that most people in the west are afraid to have a fair and honest conversation. My family fled from China to the United States when I was a kid. Due to the religious persecution of Christians. I don't mind being honest about why my family had to flee, and why I'm so proud to have served our country. What the CCP-PLA is doing at home and abroad is just sick, twisted, and wrong.
Yeah, it's bad. In college I was talking to a chinese exchange student. Just small talk about what we wanted to in the future and this guy was getting a degree in order to BE AN OFFICER IN THE CHINESE ARMY. Wtf!? So yeah, literally training the enemy and losing the potential for educated citizens.
Man it’s good to have you in a life like this, show somone like me so much clarity just from listening and seeing you as a person, it’s like a breath of fresh air knowing there’s atleast 1 of you. there may be more, but not that I know of, also I’m tryna get more healthy any tips?
That Baltimore show was awesome. I remember when the incident happened. Tom said something like We could have had the show without your input or something. It was over in a minute or two. I'm happy that we were not in that section of the balcony lol The guy said "like Bert Drunk?" or something..
I was up there, I was about 3-4 seats away from being pissed on. It was chaos up there. Those bartenders were pouring them fucking strong that night. Everyone was fucked up. God damn it baltimore lololol.
Imagine u trying to help out Tom by peeing on the heckler that was trying to start commotion and cause a 🔥 & u accidentally spray all the fans around him 😂😂 his heart was in the right place!
If you are a huge YMH fan, just know you will know all the jokes and stories. It was still a great show, but don't get your hopes up that it will all be new material you haven't heard before.
I have had to go to the restroom so badly at great concerts and held it til I couldn't any longer and missed a couple of my favorite songs over the years because of this. Never did i think I should just piss on the cement floor of this arena hell I have even hoofed it to porta pottys at outdoor venues where it wouldn't have really even been a huge deal to piss outside. If you are gross enough to just piss in front of people indoors. You should just wear an adult diaper to any concert or show you go to. Wouldn't bother someone that disgusting already to just sit in their piss til the concert is over. Better than just letting it loose on the floor or people. Yikes
@@PNorm really? I guess it must just depend on where ya live or where the concerts or festivals are. I am 44 was a D.J. for over 25 years have never seen it happen. Not that I haven't seen things but not people just dropping their drawers and relieving themselves.
When I was a kid I puked on these 2 dudes at a WWF show at the New Haven Coliseum. I was coming down with the flu and lied to my Mom because I wouldn't have been able to go but I'd be damned if I wasn't going. I wonder if those 2 guys still talk about it..
I can barely pee in a public bathroom with the pressure of a long line behind me. Can’t imagine the balls on the guy that can concentrate enough to pee in an auditorium. What a legend.
Dude your content is so legendary on UA-cam you can live a whole lifetime watching Joe Rogan without even visiting his actual channel once. This is a first for me but I've watched your clips for years 😆😆
Ok you know the pisser guy is loving life right now, knowing that Tom told his story on Rogan.
Your dam straight im loving tht Tom told my story.
DONT FCK WITH TOMS
Ill pee on you
But will he claim "credit" to anyone he knows? 🤣
MAN IS NOW KNOWN AS THE PISSER 😂😂😂😂
His greatest piss ever
I am the guy who pulled it out and wizzed on like 30 ppl! This happened like 2yrs ago though
I fully expect an animated version of this clip.
Lol this would be a great one for it
Virrik ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html
Get on it JRE Toons! Like comments matter to anyone.
Job
The Pisser Got Away should be the name of Tom's next special.
It was Ari trying to find a new place to piss since he can’t do it in Joe’s hallway anymore.
😂😂
Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"hallway" is that what Joe calls his throat?
These guys hate the homeless these privilege guys are disgusting people.
“ what about our vets and homeless “ what a joke
@@brettAnichols 🤣
Greatest Japanese comic of all time.
Seguuuraaa
SEGUURAAAAA
Ahh yes SEGUURRAAAA!!!!
Segura san
Segurrra 🙌🏽
You know people love you when they're willing to piss on others in your defense lol
That’s what happens when you try to touch his camera through the fence
Piss on him beat him. Try it out!
That’s if you’re stupid enough to believe the guy is telling the truth.
When people are refusing to use the restrooms that’s when you know you’re a great comedian
*I love when Joe has those deep belly laughs.*
Me too! I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.
@@josephmurphy1459 indeed 👍
Yep.... that's for those morons who say Joe never laughs at jokes
This!
Only reason I searched for this on youtube so I can confirm how healing his laughter is 😂😂
Joe’s laugh cracks me up every single time! I love it! Still laughing about the pisser guy😂😂😂
One can always tell the the IQ of someone by what they laugh at . Joe's isn't that high .
"I've been pissing on hecklers for 87 years." -Steven Segal
Oh no this is going to be a regular thing at his shows now
It sounds like it already was.
Yea he shouldn’t have said it on Rogan lol
You got to follow proto bud
Stay far from balconies son
No This is
ua-cam.com/video/XxriU2Z4RTw/v-deo.html.
Its finallly here YeSSSS
I haven't laughed like this in months, holy moly. Crazy to think there are fans out there that are willing to pee on others. 😂
👆
Lmfao I am that guy! But this happened like 2yrs ago or even more now! That’s what 7-8 beers will do to ya!
Fill ya right up and I’m super lazy so I just decided to wiz on like 30ppl lmfao.. it was a lot though like one of those super long ones I was holy crap I need to finish now and run! Ppl were just stairing at me ready to grab me once I was gone I shook and ran at the same time lmfao
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by having a traumatic event take them by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
He was just following proto bud
As someone with a shy bladder, I've never been more impressed by a story
I can't tell if Tom's got Buddhist monk vibes or recovering heroin addict vibes
Both. Check out his Horrible or Hilarious clips for the serial killer vibes.
@@mrs.h2725 he's a psychopath
Recovering heroin addict here. Here for a reason. Because you're exactly right, man lmao
Recovering Buddhist Monk addicted to heroin actually.....
Recovering monk
Took streaming his show to a whole new level💀
I worked at a casino in the surveillance dept for about 4 years and I saw this kind of sh*t all the time.
animals the lot of em
All gamblers have severe mental problems so that doesn’t surprise me.
That was a great story, Joe cracking up made it that much funnier. Good stuff.
Thanks for washing my windshield in Minneapolis last weekend Tom. Very generous of you, hope that dollar helped
Given the context, is "washing my windshield" code for pissing on you?
Joe, PLEASE get Nando Parrado as a guest on your show!!!
His survival is known as the greatest of all time. He survived a place crash, avalanche, 2 months in the snowy andes and then walked 10 days to survival. Professional hikers say what he did is even impossible for the greatest hikers with the gear he had.
The will for life is greatest gear..
The honey dew
I was at this show, seated on the opposite end of the balcony. HAD NO IDEA THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. I actually became the pisser, I need new pants 😂😂😂
Yo was this the show in Greenville SC?
I was at this show which was a month or two ago and I was a few seats away form the guy that was pissing all over everyone. It was pure chaos and we ended up leaving shortly after that. This is why we can't have nice things in Baltimore. Everyone was drank as hell because the bartenders were pouring them HEAVY. Like 4oz shots.
Haha I was at this show too on the base level wondering what happened
Love the lyric! Graduated from college there and got peed on at a Tom Segura show.
I pissed in a cup at a kiss concert once. But I made sure to put it in the guy next to me's cup holder so I didnt accidentally sip it.
Skini ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html
Ooh nice misdirection
48 minutes and a spam bot has already stolen your comment and received more likes for it. YT REALLY needs to do something about these bots BADLY
@@anonony9081 🤣🤣
@@MusicbyWordPlay I noticed that. Literally was word for word my same comment. Creepy.
*It's great that Tom Segura & Joe Rogan can have an honest conversation about China.*
I find that most people in the west are afraid to have a fair and honest conversation. My family fled from China to the United States when I was a kid. Due to the religious persecution of Christians. I don't mind being honest about why my family had to flee, and why I'm so proud to have served our country.
What the CCP-PLA is doing at home and abroad is just sick, twisted, and wrong.
Chinese Japanese look at these
Yeah, it's bad. In college I was talking to a chinese exchange student. Just small talk about what we wanted to in the future and this guy was getting a degree in order to BE AN OFFICER IN THE CHINESE ARMY. Wtf!? So yeah, literally training the enemy and losing the potential for educated citizens.
@@dreamersdisease2481 Hercules
Joe has a thumbhead 👍
@First Last agitator. joe is our savior and light in these dark times
My dude in the balcony was just *letting it flow* 😭
When you're so good that people would rather piss in public rather than miss a minute of your show!
Love Tommy. He’s ducking hilarious
Tom and Joe are going to be touching my camera through the fence for the rest of the workday
Lol what?
@@OriginalZypher you’re definitely not a mommy
@@OriginalZypher I'm coming up in May
I loved your message, @Harry Manback
They sit between my steering wheel on my breaks
Man it’s good to have you in a life like this, show somone like me so much clarity just from listening and seeing you as a person, it’s like a breath of fresh air knowing there’s atleast 1 of you. there may be more, but not that I know of, also I’m tryna get more healthy any tips?
Sounds like some pretty cool guys in Tom’s crowd.
📩👆
when you see a brand new Segura clip so you know there are 3 hours of him ready for you on Spotify ✌️✌️✌️
"You don't fuck with Tom's show" lmao
"Piss Drunk" should be the name of Segura's Tour going forward
That Baltimore show was awesome. I remember when the incident happened. Tom said something like We could have had the show without your input or something. It was over in a minute or two. I'm happy that we were not in that section of the balcony lol The guy said "like Bert Drunk?" or something..
I was up there, I was about 3-4 seats away from being pissed on. It was chaos up there. Those bartenders were pouring them fucking strong that night. Everyone was fucked up. God damn it baltimore lololol.
Yeah I was there too lol I love how Tom handled it. I thought he was gonna lose it when the last dude asked if he liked old bay 😂
Gotta make a JRE Toons out of this
Almost as crazy as when Ari pissed in Joe’s podcast studio hallway and acted like he was the victim😂
Plot twist - all three pissers at the different shows were the same guy. Can’t wait for Pauly Toons animation of this one!
Joe really likes those Foundation Tabernacles. Great stick.
I've never seen Joe laugh so hard
You should see him when Joey Diaz goes off on Alex Jones 😂
Ah Baltimore. You never disappoint.
Let’s go another Tom podcast, love Tom
3:46 😂😂😂😂😂"The pisser got free" 😂😂😂😂bro Joe is hilarious
What I learned from this is that whenever I go to a show with Tom I gotta have to bring an umbrella.
📩👆
Or a bottle if you're the pisser type.
I'm bringing a full bladder.
Just get floor seating and there won't be room to get pissed on.
Imagine u trying to help out Tom by peeing on the heckler that was trying to start commotion and cause a 🔥 & u accidentally spray all the fans around him 😂😂 his heart was in the right place!
Let's be Honest We knew it
ua-cam.com/video/d9Jn-9K2_68/v-deo.html,
That fan urinating in the audience was definitely Burp Cryshart.
Nice work posting the best clip and only clip from this podcast I guess I’ll redownload Spotify for a little lmao
Man, I can’t wait to see Tom live. September couldn’t come sooner! I’ll make sure to be aware of people pissing around me!
If you are a huge YMH fan, just know you will know all the jokes and stories. It was still a great show, but don't get your hopes up that it will all be new material you haven't heard before.
Keep em high and tight jeans!
@@slender1803 I honestly could listen to him regardless of the material. I’m more or less excited to just see him live!
Saw his new shit a couple months ago. Hardest I've ever laughed!!!
Better love story than Rise of Skywalker.
joe rogan mastered that Fake white guy laugh LOL
Joe..get Eddie Murphy on the podcast
I can barely recognize Tom without his lipstick.
I love how joe's laugh has levels to it
You have to do a JRE Toons on this one. lol!
Tom and Joe are a duo not to be reckoned with
This need to be one of the animated JREToons episodes
Piss on the heckler should be a term now 😂
Tom is a damn good man
Thanks Joe for sharing your thoughts and insights with us. I'm glad to have found you
I dunno why but the smoke going over his face from the get go killed me 😂😂😂
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The pisser🤣🤣
Legend of the Stream
😂
Tom probably has the craziest fans out of any other stand up comedian. They always follow proto bud.
Hello dear how's it going with you over there?
I have had to go to the restroom so badly at great concerts and held it til I couldn't any longer and missed a couple of my favorite songs over the years because of this. Never did i think I should just piss on the cement floor of this arena hell I have even hoofed it to porta pottys at outdoor venues where it wouldn't have really even been a huge deal to piss outside. If you are gross enough to just piss in front of people indoors. You should just wear an adult diaper to any concert or show you go to. Wouldn't bother someone that disgusting already to just sit in their piss til the concert is over. Better than just letting it loose on the floor or people. Yikes
Tasak ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html
How do you feel about people who wear diapers to concerts so they don't have to miss songs? Richard Christie the comedian / drummer used to do that
I would pee into a cup and throw it in the trash
People piss in plastic beer cups and launch them usually, every single concert or festival I've been to it happens 🤷♂️
@@PNorm really? I guess it must just depend on where ya live or where the concerts or festivals are. I am 44 was a D.J. for over 25 years have never seen it happen. Not that I haven't seen things but not people just dropping their drawers and relieving themselves.
I’m seeing Tom in a couple months,I was gonna yell BIKES 😂
"and what we learn is" and the story just gets wilder 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
You should get maryln manson on
Who?
Bring Eddie Bravo back!!!
@lShowSрееd 🅥 you are not speed 😂
Best story I've ever heard!
If you ever think of heckling, just remember that getting pissed on is a possible consequence lol
Shoutout to the LatinX community!
🌮🌯
I hope you're using that term ironically
Latinx isn’t a thing
Get Andrew tate on here joe!!!
“It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.”
-Poor Richard
OMG! So funny:)
JR saying, "Why's this guy spraying everywhere"
it is very interesting to listen to such stories
Omg thats some fan loyalty right thurr 🤣🤣🤣
I’m so excited to see Tom in Denver
Now watch it again but this time ALL YOU HEAR IS TOM’S NOSE WHISTLING
R Kelly went to a Tom show?
" The pisser got free🤣 " lol
Tom Segura: Comedy so funny that you'll willingly piss yourself not to miss it
The pisser is loving that you posted this on UA-cam lol
Just saw Tom in Washington! Such a great show, if you get the chance go see him!!!
could you imagine being pissed on in a big crowd during a show. what a savage
When I was a kid I puked on these 2 dudes at a WWF show at the New Haven Coliseum. I was coming down with the flu and lied to my Mom because I wouldn't have been able to go but I'd be damned if I wasn't going. I wonder if those 2 guys still talk about it..
@@bigoshify that's great :)
I can barely pee in a public bathroom with the pressure of a long line behind me. Can’t imagine the balls on the guy that can concentrate enough to pee in an auditorium. What a legend.
Yo! If you ever decide to come to Maine, lmk bro. I’m a big fan of your work 😎
I can’t believe the first guy got away! Hero.
About pissed myself laughing at this.
I just drove through Maryland. What a cluster.
Always better being pissed off than pissed on.
Omg I needed this. Hilarious!
Tom’s shows next year will be called the Golden Shower tour
Dude your content is so legendary on UA-cam you can live a whole lifetime watching Joe Rogan without even visiting his actual channel once. This is a first for me but I've watched your clips for years 😆😆
Let's make it standard in every show to piss on hecklers.
He probably yelled, "piss on me, beat me!"
Omg Tom’s gotta find the Heckle Avenger🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget to bring a raincoat when going to a Tom Segura show.
Life hack for all you geniuses out there: You can pee BEFORE the show starts.
Can’t wait to see Tom in Halifax Nova Scotia!
I just pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣
That's truly a WTF moment in time . I was on a ferry when that happened but gratefully was missed .
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I can’t even piss in a public bathroom if somebody else is in there 💀
"...and what we learn is" HAHAHA
This will definitely become one of those JRE Toons cartoon videos
That’s when you know you’re killing it, when people won’t even go to the bathroom, they just piss poor they are