Trump’s Courthouse Madness

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  • @witnessingobscura952
    @witnessingobscura952 Місяць тому +197

    "The round mound who is mentally unsound". 🏆

  • @EattheApple666
    @EattheApple666 Місяць тому +108

    How many people are in jail for not being able to pay their fine?

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 Місяць тому +3

      Zero. None. The fraud case was brought as a civil case, no jail time possible. They can have assets (bank accounts, property, etc.) seized, but that’s about it.

    • @margueritemccann8580
      @margueritemccann8580 Місяць тому +9

      @@willdejong7763 Although I agree with what you wrote as it relates to civil cases, I think that the original writer, EattheApple666, was referring to people who ARE in jail for not being able to pay their fines in a criminal case. If someone can not pay their fines within a specified length of time, a warrent can be issued, the defendant can be arrested, and placed in jail until the fine is paid. The number of days in jail is determined via a formula set by the Court that allows the original fine to be divided by a pre-set daily rate. Once the fine is paid in that manner, the defendant is released, and the original fine shows as PAID in their record. I wonder if that might happen to trump in his criminal trial that is now set to begin on April 15th.

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 Місяць тому +1

      It seems unlikely to me that Trump would choose to go to jail rather than pay whatever fine he will get from the trial starting April 15. I know some people are saying that he's facing up to 4 years in jail but I just don't see it happening. And I suspect that the fine for this criminal case will be relatively small, maybe $1 million. But I guess we'll see.@@margueritemccann8580

    • @clintmash245
      @clintmash245 Місяць тому +4

      To further the point of the op, there are plenty of stories of people too poor to post bail or too poor to pay fines (as mentioned). The point is, the system is unfair and doesn't care. So there's actually a fair amount of "hope he's screwed" crossing of fingers in the background because of someone rich also finds the system unkind, maybe it'll eventually change. Or at least the State will make some money off a "rich" person. Either way a win-win.

    • @weirdspins6315
      @weirdspins6315 Місяць тому

      THIS

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +262

    "Don Poorleone"

    • @mentalanguish420
      @mentalanguish420 Місяць тому +5

      MTN 👍🏼

    • @attilakohbor3360
      @attilakohbor3360 Місяць тому +3

      honest don

    • @a.grimes4202
      @a.grimes4202 Місяць тому +9

      “Look how my neglect massacred my boy...and by ‘my boy’ I would mean Eric... IF he was my son.”

    • @cynthiamason4069
      @cynthiamason4069 Місяць тому +8

      Donny actually used the word, Nurture, when he referred to his properties in Truth Psycho post...oh, Daddy...

    • @carlaheine7348
      @carlaheine7348 Місяць тому +2

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @laraq07
    @laraq07 Місяць тому +193

    Disgraceful to let him get away with the lower bond because he's ... poor?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Місяць тому +17

      Fines and bonds mean that something is only illegal for the lower class who can't afford it.

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 Місяць тому

      Never been more clear there's a two tier justice system. Absolute joke.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Місяць тому

      So when is the DOJ going to investigate his other crimes? There's quite a list, growing longer every day...
      SUMMARY OF TRUMP’S ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES:
      1. Profiting from his properties (hotels, conference rooms, Mar-a-Largo, etc) when he was president is illegal under the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution.
      2. Bribery/intimidation to change the vote results of the 2020 election.
      3. Gifted his ultra-rich donors with $7 trillion dollars (added to the federal deficit), which the American public will have to pay.
      4. Selling the White House to the highest bidder.
      5. Accepted bribes from foreign governments.
      6. Stole classified documents from the White House.
      7. Showed the classified documents to any number of visitors to Mar-a-Largo.
      8. Refused to return the classified documents to NARA when requested.
      9. Created federal laws ‘on the fly’ to prove that his stealing classified documents from the White House was legal.
      10. Plans to destroy American democracy and replace it with a fascist regime, with him as President-for-Life.
      11. Plans to indict his “perceived foes” from his earlier presidential tenure if he is allowed back into the White House:
      a. Trump plans to start a prosecutorial campaign, using federal law enforcement as a weapon against his political foes.
      b. Trump is trying to blame the Democrats for forcing him into this action.
      c. There is, however, a nagging detail the former president apparently hopes the public will forget: Trump is threatening a nightmare scenario that he already tried to implement.
      d. Trump would turn the DOJ on any Congressman he perceived as not being subservient enough to him and his wishes. He would demand that the DOJ indict these people WITHOUT EVIDENCE! He’d then push to have these Congressmen convicted-again, WITHOUT EVIDENCE.
      e. Trump would jail President Biden and his family-for nothing other than not agreeing with everything the Mango Mussolini said.
      This failure of humanity BELONGS in jail.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Місяць тому +3

      $175 MM is still a crapload of money, and the appeals court is likely to reduce the amount of the decision anyway.

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 Місяць тому +62

    What on earth is the US legal system doing? Insanity. 🤪
    Never again! Vote Blue. 💙
    M 🦘🏏😎

    • @joycemansfield1108
      @joycemansfield1108 Місяць тому +3

      Exactly wtf we the sane hardworking people have had it!!

    • @TimBear-px9gj
      @TimBear-px9gj 25 днів тому

      Sadly, that is a problem that voting blue can help some people at times, but not fix it for everyone all the time. At best, it would be like putting a band-aid on a broken leg.

  • @tc1680
    @tc1680 Місяць тому +21

    So, Don Poorleone could boast, days ago, that he has $500million and some judge still cut his bond???

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 Місяць тому +35

    Seriously…tRump cannot get back into the White House!! 🗳️

    • @markstevenson6635
      @markstevenson6635 Місяць тому +2

      Yes, he can. But he must not.

    • @maemargaretevans9981
      @maemargaretevans9981 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@markstevenson6635If Americans will stand up for truth and vote, he'll not get back in.

  • @user-bn6dk8ne8s
    @user-bn6dk8ne8s Місяць тому +32

    "The round mound that's mentally unsound. " Love it!!!

  • @lrs4602
    @lrs4602 Місяць тому +34

    After receiving another GOP welfare handout, Donald whines….

  • @standarddeviation7314
    @standarddeviation7314 Місяць тому +51

    Dammit... if we ever elect another TV star it had better be Stephen!

  • @Zerolink30
    @Zerolink30 Місяць тому +10

    Damn, wtf? Did they give him around 75% off? I bet they would never give that to actual poor people, more along the lines of "pay up in full or jail time, your choice, Mr. Blank."

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Місяць тому

      Easter special? $175 MM is still a crapload of money, and the appeals court is likely to reduce the amount of the decision anyway.

    • @Zerolink30
      @Zerolink30 Місяць тому +1

      @wendigo53 you are not wrong there. I just can't help but desire the man to pay his dues, but he will always get away with "it."

    • @user-qm8bc4bu1t
      @user-qm8bc4bu1t Місяць тому

      Please stop 😂

  • @a.grimes4202
    @a.grimes4202 Місяць тому +46

    “Wait, Larry, we’re hearing that Dirtball Donny has slashed Judge Engoron’s lead to just $175,000,000 with 10 days to go in the second half. Is he going to pull off an upset?!”

  • @hunglikeahorse---fly
    @hunglikeahorse---fly Місяць тому +24

    Butt butt butt... he has over 500 million in cash!!!!
    😂😂😂

  • @debbiemarquis3231
    @debbiemarquis3231 Місяць тому +38

    It's crazy that trump is a nominee after all that happened. 😮

  • @jhondoean1934
    @jhondoean1934 Місяць тому +17

    Lock him up

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +121

    So.... it was all for nothing, Melania.
    All for nothing.

    • @customer5032
      @customer5032 Місяць тому +12

      OMG greatest comment ever! 😂

    • @user-ICURYY
      @user-ICURYY Місяць тому +1

      I bet you that Melania has some other rich old sugar daddy's on the side. You know Donald knows about it. She has his hands tied, and has been for years. She isn't stubbed... I'll give her that.

    • @cscottzimnamaste
      @cscottzimnamaste Місяць тому +6

      If, and only if, justice prevails.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Місяць тому

      Melania doing ok! She got her parents to USA, and took care of them, and kept them close to her. And her son may not be set for life, but on a good road. For a gold-digger, she doing ok. After Trump, she'll just find a different aging billionaire to hook up with. Worst come to worst, she gets a reality TV show driving around the country in a camper with Kimberley Guilfoyle, trying different jobs.

  • @n.e.nichtmaus927
    @n.e.nichtmaus927 Місяць тому +48

    “Put up a record 464 million from the bench” is too funny for me to hold ahahababa

    • @jimako6
      @jimako6 Місяць тому +1

      Other have put up 1billion drumpf a fraudster conman no money uses poor people's money complete parasite

  • @user-pu8iu3kj1w
    @user-pu8iu3kj1w Місяць тому +89

    What happened to Jack Smith….I guess Trump will get off with his indictments….WE ARE SICK OF HIM GETTING AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!!!!!I heard there was supposed to be something big happened today for Trump!!!!! This isn’t big!!!!!

    • @jimako6
      @jimako6 Місяць тому +1

      2tier justice system for America's public enemy no1 deranged drumpf

    • @janeskey5042
      @janeskey5042 Місяць тому +17

      I know ! I’m pissed too ! Enough already
      Today was the deadline! Ridiculous!!!

    • @MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively
      @MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively Місяць тому +8

      Jack will make his move. I think July. 💙

    • @JTwelks32
      @JTwelks32 Місяць тому +1

      By we you mean you. And by you I mean ppl who are angry anytime they don’t get exactly what they want

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Місяць тому

      Courts have been holding Trump accountable for years, and they will going forward. Trump university, Trump charity, ... . But they don't follow the election schedule.

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l Місяць тому +7

    Mentally unsound round mound. Got that right😂

  • @SidewalkCitizenLA
    @SidewalkCitizenLA Місяць тому +23

    It was my birthday last Monday so imagine my disappointment when most of late night was off for the week! So glad Stephen is back

    • @MDonovan
      @MDonovan Місяць тому

      On my birthday someone (else) in my town won $58 Million 🙄

    • @user-qm8bc4bu1t
      @user-qm8bc4bu1t Місяць тому +1

      Happy belated bday 😂🎉

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh Місяць тому +18

    This is what happens when GOP refused to approve judge appointments, causing Dems to change the rules, which GOP and Trump later used to appoint awful judges who are loyal to him (instead of the law and the Constitution) with lifetime appointments.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Місяць тому +4

      doesn't the concept of _life tenures_ for federal judges strike you as weird? it needs to go. old geysers in their seventies or even eighties shouldn't decide over issues concerning much younger people with vastly different needs. but then again the US constitution is so hopelessly outdated the whole thing should get a general overwork.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Місяць тому +4

      @@embreis2257 GOP appointed judges who were relatively young so that even if they resigned or retired at 60 they would have still done decades' worth of damage and obstruction.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Місяць тому

      @@SayAhh I honestly expected Biden to flood the supreme court with judges - if not the first thing he did after taking office then at least once they overturned Roe vs Wade. the whole court lost the respect of the people anyway. with corrupt and discredited justices like Clarence Thomas something needs to be done and creating a couple of additional justices seems the least one should do

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice Місяць тому

      You say loyal to Donald but they're loyal to the
      K L A N

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Місяць тому

      America needs to disband the GOP as a terroristic society.

  • @melliehelen8650
    @melliehelen8650 Місяць тому +7

    Really love when you pair these guys. Hope they both-together and individually-get more airtime on LSSC.

  • @akadieliskowich9339
    @akadieliskowich9339 Місяць тому +15

    Feckin good!

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 Місяць тому +12

    😂😂😂😂 love the euphemisms.

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 Місяць тому +10

    no fair! FOUL! we demand justice now or we declare Anne Gnarky NOW!!!

  • @dorerd
    @dorerd Місяць тому +10

    Awesome!!!

  • @janiceleeripley443
    @janiceleeripley443 Місяць тому +3

    More!!! Loved it.

  • @teeveeparty
    @teeveeparty Місяць тому +9

    Brian Stack!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Місяць тому +14

    LMAO!! 🤣🤣

  • @R0binah00d
    @R0binah00d Місяць тому +8

    As a life long Nutmegger I got real joy out of “U Con”

  • @jaxsun72
    @jaxsun72 Місяць тому +4

    Love Brian!

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 Місяць тому +3

    Donnie's team loves to use that 4-corner "stall" offense to run out the clock, and get to overtime...

  • @trentgay3437
    @trentgay3437 Місяць тому +2

    Pure gold

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 Місяць тому +3

    they are ready for snl 😂 another classic

  • @gailaltschwager7377
    @gailaltschwager7377 Місяць тому +10

    Chuckle.

  • @canigetabeer5188
    @canigetabeer5188 Місяць тому +1

    I love these characters! 😂

  • @paulpate1
    @paulpate1 Місяць тому +3

    bigly lies= bigly problems! vote blue 💙😊

  • @harveysmidlap
    @harveysmidlap Місяць тому +2

    Certainly, it is sheer madness.

  • @sunnyinaspen
    @sunnyinaspen Місяць тому +3

    Too funny

  • @user-qm8bc4bu1t
    @user-qm8bc4bu1t Місяць тому +1

    Haha the judge looked nice. 😊

  • @rdapigleo
    @rdapigleo Місяць тому +1

    “The Round Mound, Trump”. 🤣

  • @ZORRO560
    @ZORRO560 Місяць тому +5

    😂😂😂

  • @TighelanderII
    @TighelanderII Місяць тому +5

    We can laugh all we want to at him, but that won't bring back Roe.

  • @RebeccaSzozda
    @RebeccaSzozda 27 днів тому

    Hysterical!!

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 Місяць тому +4

    Frickin' heckin' bullhonkey double standards

  • @lynettegraves6261
    @lynettegraves6261 Місяць тому +2

    They’re back! Oh, and Trump crap too, but they’re back! Missed you guys

  • @mitsumeeshi
    @mitsumeeshi Місяць тому +2

    More!!!

  • @rampagedaughter7947
    @rampagedaughter7947 Місяць тому +4

    Nice 👍🏻

  • @MLIOGJXNUYAT
    @MLIOGJXNUYAT Місяць тому

    "Ended early". I shouldn't have been drinking then.

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ Місяць тому +6

    When all of Trumps operating liquid funds get Seized
    The Company is Done
    Can't make payroll, service loans or even buy orange bronzer

  • @exoterric
    @exoterric Місяць тому +2

    Oh so are we all allowed to pay half of what we owe too? Hurray, ...wait what? ONLY people with a lot of money don't have to pay? Well that just sounds backwards

  • @user-yq6xy5gd8p
    @user-yq6xy5gd8p Місяць тому +1

    OK, Larry and Gary, we forgive you.

  • @ahm7944
    @ahm7944 26 днів тому

    He anticipated in his game, but "Came too early" to the finish

  • @alplain9995
    @alplain9995 Місяць тому +1

    He took a picture with her…..

  • @stephenharmon5196
    @stephenharmon5196 29 днів тому

    Money talks the truth walks

  • @51desoto1
    @51desoto1 Місяць тому +2

    Is it just me or is it just bizarre that’s the GOP nominee, by overwhelming majority, is involved in a porn star affair with coverup and hush money and nobody is questioning his nomination?

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v Місяць тому +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @user-qm8bc4bu1t
    @user-qm8bc4bu1t Місяць тому +1

    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @stephanieseto2703
    @stephanieseto2703 Місяць тому

    that sucks. suspicious of that legal decision.

  • @jacquelynkemp2743
    @jacquelynkemp2743 Місяць тому +2

  • @johnnythomas6723
    @johnnythomas6723 26 днів тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JakNekon
    @JakNekon Місяць тому +5

    Fantastic

  • @alro11
    @alro11 Місяць тому

    throw him in jail!!!!!!!

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 Місяць тому +3

    I guess that’s one thing trump is quick at not lasting long.

  • @davidt3563
    @davidt3563 Місяць тому

    Duuuuuuuude this is BEGGING to be a re-occuring bit.

  • @Lizardatsparks
    @Lizardatsparks Місяць тому +3

    Hello 🎉

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Місяць тому +1

    "I hear the game finished _early."_
    Well now, let's be completely _honest_ about this. It's Stormy Daniels we're talkin' about. I'm pretty sure _most_ men don't last long with her.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Місяць тому +3

    Schadenfreude...

  • @kimbceja
    @kimbceja Місяць тому

    Mentally unsound? 😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +4

    Or Trump University.

  • @skepticsinister
    @skepticsinister Місяць тому +2

    😂scorin engoron scoring from the bench

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 Місяць тому +2

    He finished early. What are the stats.

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 Місяць тому +1

    So now we can beg for our bond to be reduced if we can’t afford it because everyone is treated equally by the law and if trump can get his reduced we can all get ours reduced too!

  • @ankeu.a.wallace
    @ankeu.a.wallace Місяць тому +2

    😰😂🤣🤗🤗🤗😘❤🎉

  • @mark5426
    @mark5426 Місяць тому +2

    Is Steve live 2day?

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 Місяць тому +2

    Cute

  • @johnroberts2444
    @johnroberts2444 Місяць тому +6

    Don the con man is right !!! 🤓🫣

  • @humanlifeforce
    @humanlifeforce Місяць тому +4

    Uno!

  • @bonniebarrios4801
    @bonniebarrios4801 Місяць тому +2

    Love this show!😁

  • @DavidSphere-eu4mi
    @DavidSphere-eu4mi Місяць тому +1

    Jah' say' ya' want a figure eight now, yeah u know, we all wanna' change the world... don't u know its gonna be, all rightX4 allrightX4

  • @davedavis977
    @davedavis977 25 днів тому

    Hey trumpers pay up miss carrol needs her money so does stormy

  • @kwatson4394
    @kwatson4394 Місяць тому +1

    I wonder if this sets the precedent that people of lower income will now be able to put up less than half of their judgement to appeal their case or if this is yet another illustration of the true #TwoTiered justice system we all enjoy. #CapitalismIsKillingUs

  • @freespirithippie6857
    @freespirithippie6857 Місяць тому +5

    You got some nerve attacking Kate. You will go down for it. Shame.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Місяць тому +1

      The Royal Family sucks.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Місяць тому

      When did British people lose their sense of humour? I think Colbert made fun of Kate's fake pictures; and he did it before Kate shared the word cancer.

  • @dsiepiela6449
    @dsiepiela6449 Місяць тому +1

    More free advertising for trump. There is no bad publicity for politicians. Just more name recognition.

  • @jamesrushmoore7999
    @jamesrushmoore7999 Місяць тому +2

    It's the campaign financial fraud case, not the hush money case. Jeezus Stephen, get it straight

  • @maureenbrown1425
    @maureenbrown1425 Місяць тому +2

    What a SAD day. I actually used to find Late Night funny, that's the JOKE. !!! It's a sick one, but they've finally "Played Themselves" .. RIP ! 🎬

  • @BarBaraWhorleyCrawfordESS
    @BarBaraWhorleyCrawfordESS Місяць тому +3

    Disgusting.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Місяць тому +3

      No, it's HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Місяць тому +2

      SNOWFLAKE!! 🤣🤣

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 Місяць тому

      @@S.Shea2432glad someone here doesn’t think trump is disgusting

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@disastermaster1413But he is.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Місяць тому +1

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🍼

  • @kristinLB
    @kristinLB Місяць тому +1

    I do t think Stephen really likes his job. 😢he really takes alot of time off.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Місяць тому +1

      Last week was March Madness.

  • @disastermaster1413
    @disastermaster1413 Місяць тому +1

    Let’s Go Trump!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Місяць тому +4

      Go AWAY Trump!!

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Місяць тому

      So you're ok to leave your wife alone with rapist Trump in a room?

  • @100americanmade
    @100americanmade Місяць тому +2

    Be so glad when Colbert is cancelled.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Місяць тому +1

      He won't be. But the 🍊💩 will.

  • @CactusThorn
    @CactusThorn Місяць тому +2

    Was that supposed to be amusing? It was lame.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Місяць тому +5

      Mad much MAGA troll? 🤣🤣

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Місяць тому +3

      SNOWFLAKE!! 🤣🤣

    • @CactusThorn
      @CactusThorn Місяць тому

      @@S.Shea2432 naw. It just wasn’t funny or smart or clever or much. Just disappointed really.

    • @KurtQuad
      @KurtQuad Місяць тому

      It's a cheap comedy bit - not an ode to a Shakespearean comedy play.@@CactusThorn

    • @CactusThorn
      @CactusThorn Місяць тому

      @@KurtQuad they make boatloads of money. Cheap crap not acceptable. Oh how I love Shakespeare. Let me count the ways.

  • @user-se9bt4gp4j
    @user-se9bt4gp4j Місяць тому +2

    Stormy Daniel’ said even viagra help Donald Gump get it up 😂

  • @paulpate1
    @paulpate1 Місяць тому +1

    bigly lies= bigly problems! vote blue 💙😊