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  • Target Lady (Kristen Wiig), whose odd behavior annoys her customers, encounters her first lesbian (Aidy Bryant) and thinks up unusual uses for maxi-pads and deodorant. With Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson and Vanessa Bayer. [Season 38, 2013]
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  • @ryans8524
    @ryans8524 4 роки тому +9630

    this is spongebob in real life

    • @mikedowner515
      @mikedowner515 3 роки тому +63

      Seriously!

    • @davidstratton696
      @davidstratton696 3 роки тому +15

      How so? Sorry I’m sure I see it. Mind explaining?

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 3 роки тому +227

      @@davidstratton696 have you watched Spongebob, especially earlier seasons? Half his character is just being obscenely enthusiastic about his mediocre-standard life. He's really something of a role model and a perfect Stoic. Him and Squidward, who work almost the same job, play off each other. Squidward judges everything in his life as incomplete and substandard. He plays Clarinet, badly, but cries and dreams of being the best. Spongebob jellyfishes, (and does Karate) and each day he is completely fulfilled by it. They're both being exploited by Mr Krabs and working the definition of a dead end job. However, in the first episode Spongebob makes working at the Krabby Patty his singular, crown goal, is tremendously focused on it, and has overjoyed when he lands it. This is a good model for happiness: unconcern with general standards of achievement, the single mindedness to ones own reachable goals, and the joy and fulfillment from struggling towards them. However, Spongebob benefits frk

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 3 роки тому +72

      @@davidstratton696 He does benefit from being oblivious. There are scenes where Spongebob has interactions with customers very parallel to this SNL skit, where he clearly has made the task of serving a krabby patty something of Olympic importance to him, and a customer with eyelids half down just goes something like "Yeah man I just want a burger okay."
      Obviously it's silly how unaware he is of other's experiences, but I think there's a lesson in there still, how beautifully he lives in a world where the things he is focused on are reasons to be lively, work hard, do his best with what's in front of him, soak in the joys life offers him, and to tune in, rather than to go through life being a Squidward, half awake, worrying about constructed standards of perfection and achievement, constantly feeling trapped by circumstances beyond his power. In a way, we should selectively aim for Spongebob's ignorance, or rather what it offers him.

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 3 роки тому +44

      @@davidstratton696 the target lady, without other context, doesn't showcase this philosophy as well, the point is that she's just eccentric and a little annoying, but the scene does mirror scenes from Spongebob almost perfectly

  • @foxoxo4782
    @foxoxo4782 3 роки тому +7406

    target lady: do you all wear vests?
    also target lady: *is wearing a vest*

    • @Poundgamepro1
      @Poundgamepro1 3 роки тому +28

      😒🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂🤔I mean.....

    • @silyknow
      @silyknow 3 роки тому +25

      I noticed that!

    • @Emma-nw2xg
      @Emma-nw2xg 3 роки тому +12

      A work vest...

    • @andrewmorrice9139
      @andrewmorrice9139 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't get that because we call them waistcoats over here.

    • @mol-lenie2056
      @mol-lenie2056 3 роки тому +8

      @@Emma-nw2xg still a vest

  • @bluerichards3928
    @bluerichards3928 3 роки тому +3267

    Why do I get the feeling she takes antidepressants and caffeine pills at the same time with alcohol before she goes to work.

    • @erinjoy5625
      @erinjoy5625 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @randybaker3256
      @randybaker3256 3 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @davidrenzetti5964
      @davidrenzetti5964 3 роки тому +39

      Nope, alcohol is a depressant, she takes chocolate covered espresso beans, 3 " jolt" colas, and no doze.
      Haha
      Kate wrote this

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 3 роки тому +8

      I suspect she snorts a thing or two as well - And/or makes use of suppositories

    • @AGoodHairDay
      @AGoodHairDay 3 роки тому +7

      Adderall lol

  • @moynkey
    @moynkey 3 роки тому +2337

    No one:
    Flat earthers: Flat is where it’s at girlfriend!

    • @diazisbaby1916
      @diazisbaby1916 3 роки тому +6

      This comment 🤣

    • @Hadjer__
      @Hadjer__ 3 роки тому

      Could u plz explain "the flat...gfs" part?

    • @sandisandii2033
      @sandisandii2033 3 роки тому +3

      @@Hadjer__ The video will answer your question.

    • @gracetaylorsversion3815
      @gracetaylorsversion3815 2 роки тому +6

      Normal People: “Pretty sure it isn’t...”

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 2 роки тому +5

      "You just stick two of these down your pants to make your rear end a TOPOGRAPHICAL PLANE!!"

  • @kateSullivan3927
    @kateSullivan3927 5 років тому +11775

    I actually just had a meal at the Minneapolis airport and the waitress acted just like this. So positive. So happy. So confusing. It scared me. I loved it.

    • @courtneykleiner9666
      @courtneykleiner9666 5 років тому +305

      But did she run away to grab a replica of something you had?

    • @AndreaGarcia-zz7jz
      @AndreaGarcia-zz7jz 5 років тому +42

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @egetty6852
      @egetty6852 4 роки тому +74

      Kate Conway Minnesota nice 😊

    • @alidacarlson2107
      @alidacarlson2107 4 роки тому +92

      Kate Conway as a Minnesotan now living in LA, I’d do anything to experience this type of customer service!

    • @AKayfabe
      @AKayfabe 4 роки тому +45

      E Getty I live in MN and NO one is nice here anymore. Who is this crazy unusual woman you met?

  • @I_O246
    @I_O246 3 роки тому +10100

    They need to make a skit called Walmart guy who is a college student that is extremely depressed and has lack of remorse for shoppers.

    • @jessesteen401
      @jessesteen401 3 роки тому +525

      Do you mean Pete Davidson

    • @I_O246
      @I_O246 3 роки тому +61

      Jesse Steen he can be the guy lmfao 😂😂

    • @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry
      @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry 3 роки тому +111

      No. We do not need art imitating life.

    • @leaf6356
      @leaf6356 3 роки тому +47

      do you mean: me?
      I'm not a dude, but I can improvise.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 3 роки тому +6

      thats not funny. thats depressing.... A Bernie Sanders supporter too.

  • @harvhawkins21
    @harvhawkins21 2 роки тому +806

    I find it so funny that the other cashier calls her “Target Lady”

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 3 роки тому +1419

    "I'm on the clock and ready to rock", imma use this line at work

    • @NAConen
      @NAConen 3 роки тому +27

      On behalf of your coworkers, please don’t do that.

    • @whitelion1111
      @whitelion1111 3 роки тому +24

      @@NAConen they like it

    • @JozeeWalz
      @JozeeWalz 2 роки тому +20

      But you gotta raise your arms and scream it when you say it

    • @whitelion1111
      @whitelion1111 2 роки тому +12

      @@JozeeWalz hell yeah, and my sunglasses on

    • @kieneo8536
      @kieneo8536 2 роки тому +1

      You still doin it?

  • @emilyroberts3832
    @emilyroberts3832 5 років тому +4868

    "I like to cut out the models' eyes and put them on my eyelids so when I'm asleep my birds never feel alone and the ghosts think I'm AWAKE!" LMFAO

    • @haintedhouse3052
      @haintedhouse3052 4 роки тому +32

      OMG. the best.

    • @33lauraj
      @33lauraj 4 роки тому +14

      It really got me, it's the reason I keep watching it.

    • @MirandaInCanada
      @MirandaInCanada 4 роки тому +10

      Lol flat is where it’s at girlfriend 😝

    • @kincaidscourt8768
      @kincaidscourt8768 4 роки тому +4

      What does LMFAO mean - Laughing My Fat Ass Off ?!

    • @jaiashmon5544
      @jaiashmon5544 4 роки тому +4

      Omg I just read this while that moment played

  • @pidgespacechild4450
    @pidgespacechild4450 5 років тому +4593

    “Stereotype BUSTED! Ya lern something every day at Terrget!”

    • @marlowpop
      @marlowpop 5 років тому +21

      Best quote tbh. Nice profile pic too btw

    • @SarabellaGignac
      @SarabellaGignac 4 роки тому +3

      She's an amazing actress of that there is no doubt! However...
      All 6 Hollywood Mega studios are owned by communist China > Who wants everyone disarmed! ...
      Inter fighting character assassination smearing/ it's all Rules for Radicals very satanic Saul Alinsky ...
      Alex Jones is going to "hopefully" have comedy hours >can you imagine truth content >straight through to the human comedic psyche / intake and absorption of the truth/ for the good people of the country...
      not garbage like this! / Falsely smearing companies for self-gain/ and their gain is > to give the country over to the Communist Chinese!...
      We need comedy that is factually truthful> not Tavistock level overthrow of the United States/ based on Civil War in-fighting/ based on BS character assassination...
      SNL has adopted a new slogan of treason?/ false comedy based on false realities /to please the genocide freaks that enslave the masses> in communist China...
      Why? > because they thought they were going to Overthrow us and Rule through world domination> ...
      Using NAFTA Billions > commie Chinese have ownership of our entertainment capital ...
      Trump won in a landslide both electoral and popular votes ...
      and these treasonous Americans that are getting paid (like tools) for those who are attempting to overthrow the country ...
      are finding themselves as the small deeply infected evil group /in the corner/ with big lenses to make themselves look Ginormous...
      they're the paper tigers / this type of Comedy will be studied and watched for> in the future ...
      Pushing false realities through comedy Paid for by the authoritarians!...
      Trotsky Stalin Lenin Mao seduce then kill over a hundred million people ...
      be careful what you laugh at
      ///

    • @michellesitton100
      @michellesitton100 4 роки тому +5

      Sarabella Gignac ok so what do I do or need to know?

    • @faerieSAALE
      @faerieSAALE 4 роки тому +5

      Work at WALMART and you'll do more than learn something new every day - you're eyes will see such horrors unknown to most people!

    • @faerieSAALE
      @faerieSAALE 4 роки тому +1

      TERRGET must have loved this constant running satire.

  • @JGunit
    @JGunit 3 роки тому +453

    "I learned that Coca-Cola was dark brown"
    Mind blown

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 роки тому +2

      Dark brown Coke Matter. :))))

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Місяць тому +2

      I believe the preferred term is _caramel._

  • @hannahbobanana1561
    @hannahbobanana1561 3 роки тому +405

    One time I was buying a bag of Doritos, a case of green tea, and some colored pencils and the cashier asked me if I was having a party...reminds me of Target lady!

    • @Diction.ari247
      @Diction.ari247 3 роки тому +29

      For some reason I find this really cute😂

    • @hannahbobanana1561
      @hannahbobanana1561 3 роки тому +23

      @@Diction.ari247 hahaha I was like “no but you can come over if you want?” 😂

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 роки тому +26

      This people (the cashiers) have a very boring job...if they're in mood of a small talk, most likely they really need some kind of stimulent to snap them out of their reality, so it's nice to act accordingly. I always play along with this people if they feel like talking, we live in a society after all.

    • @hannahbobanana1561
      @hannahbobanana1561 3 роки тому +15

      @@dncviorel for sure! I work a front desk and almost beg for engagement. It was also New Years and I was like “heck yeah come over!” lol

    • @AmoebaInk
      @AmoebaInk Рік тому +2

      My kind of party.

  • @samluthenberg1751
    @samluthenberg1751 3 роки тому +6073

    I love how Kristen plays annoying character too well.

  • @brianlash154
    @brianlash154 4 роки тому +14623

    i hate hate hate, when cashiers comment on my purchases

    • @FitFoxxyMama
      @FitFoxxyMama 4 роки тому +575

      I thought I was the only one. I especially hate when they read my cards...

    • @marianolasco251
      @marianolasco251 4 роки тому +425

      I hate when they take a drive to Florida every month

    • @DragonHeir92
      @DragonHeir92 4 роки тому +282

      I had a teenager do that at Walgreens when I was making a rather private errand. The awakardness...🙄😬

    • @sandyt3104
      @sandyt3104 4 роки тому +458

      I had an old woman cashier the other week ring up my purchases with a running commentary, including that “no one would wear a turquoise blue skirt” and that two of the shirts I got looked like “handkerchiefs in her husbands drawer”. I didn’t tell her to go fuck herself, but I wanted to.

    • @flamegenie3923
      @flamegenie3923 4 роки тому +75

      @HN My literal job is being the cashier for self checkout. The only real thing you do by yourself in self checkout is scan the items. Especially at my store becuase the scales are so sensitive.

  • @ASC3NS10N
    @ASC3NS10N 3 роки тому +436

    I was getting so annoyed by her voice and character then I realized that it just proves how good of an actor she is.

  • @rupshasen1835
    @rupshasen1835 3 роки тому +304

    Kenan always looks like hes trying very hard to hold back a smile/laugh

  • @Michaelmahony43
    @Michaelmahony43 3 роки тому +5063

    “Drives to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida”😂😂😂

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone 3 роки тому +91

      And when a man and woman love each other very much, they go check out Canada!

    • @davidrmoran
      @davidrmoran 3 роки тому +8

      @@suzbone ooh, let the writers' strike continue

    • @jen7
      @jen7 3 роки тому +26

      I honestly cant believe this is the same person playing Cheetah on Wonder Woman!

    • @briank5357
      @briank5357 3 роки тому +3

      I think about this daily

    • @jeromeduffy9270
      @jeromeduffy9270 3 роки тому +7

      Swear as teenagers in the 70s. SE Pa. We did just that. 24 hour burn n turn. Cross the line and come home. 24 hours 1 way

  • @quinnrouse3520
    @quinnrouse3520 5 років тому +3699

    “On the clock, ready to rock”
    My new saying when going to work.

    • @KuChiPhuc
      @KuChiPhuc 4 роки тому +13

      Quinn Rouse I bet your coworkers make fun of you behind your back

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 роки тому +30

      @@KuChiPhuc - alright, "Dick"...

    • @richardaylesworth1783
      @richardaylesworth1783 4 роки тому +6

      Rock is what she's smoking. FLA. LOL.

    • @KuChiPhuc
      @KuChiPhuc 4 роки тому +3

      Mathew C. Just trying to live up to the Internet persona given to me by Bill Gates in 1983 when I defeated him in an arm wrestling match for the ages!

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 роки тому +1

      @@KuChiPhuc - good job, I applaud you. Besides, Ol' Iron-abs Crabs could beat anyone in an armwrestling contest, with those damn pinchers.

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Рік тому +166

    the "half of an almond" part gets me every time. Kristen Wiig is a legend. She can play any type of character, and go above and beyond what was expected.

    • @jaimegscott5476
      @jaimegscott5476 Рік тому

      I really wish to have constant conversations with you, it will give me great pleasure if we get to know each other more better..🙏🥰🙏

    • @haintedhouse2990
      @haintedhouse2990 Рік тому +3

      agreed and it's "half of an owlmond"

  • @Pippa87
    @Pippa87 3 роки тому +57

    “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling you are.” I’ve been there

  • @shortjohnsilver4605
    @shortjohnsilver4605 5 років тому +4595

    "Every month, a woman...
    - drives to Florida just to take a quick look at Florida?"

    • @theflyingdino7749
      @theflyingdino7749 5 років тому +13

      I got the 666th like

    • @SkyrimKnight1
      @SkyrimKnight1 5 років тому +3

      TOASTED DINO SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @masterchief5437
      @masterchief5437 5 років тому +11

      They must have a waterfall somewhere in Florida or it must be warm... at the beach

    • @SkyrimKnight1
      @SkyrimKnight1 5 років тому +1

      i don’t get it chief

    • @masterchief5437
      @masterchief5437 5 років тому +1

      @@SkyrimKnight1 its just me being rude with jokes lol

  • @possumpropaganda6684
    @possumpropaganda6684 4 роки тому +2024

    "Voids take a lot of energy, I think I'll need half of an almond" I laughed until I got a headache

    • @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721
      @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 3 роки тому +10

      Are you SERIOUS?!?! You laughed at that??? You must have just hit a bong if you think that's funny. Make sure you never watch old reruns of SNL from back in the '90s. Your head will explode.

    • @possumpropaganda6684
      @possumpropaganda6684 3 роки тому +54

      @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 buh bye.

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 роки тому +5

      Possum Propaganda - A headache? Oh, poor baby. Here, have half of this aspirin. But watch out for the head rush.

    • @moynkey
      @moynkey 3 роки тому +19

      Are ok? Have you eaten your half of an almond today? I don’t want you faint for having low glucose levels in your blood

    • @abic9048
      @abic9048 3 роки тому +17

      @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 who hurt you

  • @shopsshire9282
    @shopsshire9282 14 днів тому +5

    Anybody here watching this get after the April 2024 Target Circle Week commercials with Kristen whigg in them?

  • @C-5Arts
    @C-5Arts 3 роки тому +64

    Kristen is such a force of nature! I love how much enthusiasm she brought to all of her sketches. SNL misses you, Kristen!

    • @JozeeWalz
      @JozeeWalz 2 роки тому

      C-5 Arts
      That send off dance in her last episode 😭

  • @tresimons9935
    @tresimons9935 4 роки тому +4467

    There is a girl in my class who has this personality. She drives me insane.

    • @oceanicblue3773
      @oceanicblue3773 4 роки тому +15

      😝😂

    • @chantalschug9557
      @chantalschug9557 3 роки тому +30

      Ellen DeGeneres as disappointed me after our movement she's gone a liar ,cold hearted I believed her about being nice I will want nothing or associate with her!!!!! Chantal schug Minnesota, Brooklyn park

    • @thepuffin4920
      @thepuffin4920 3 роки тому +139

      Chantal Schug what

    • @barbarabermudes1287
      @barbarabermudes1287 3 роки тому +98

      @@chantalschug9557
      Are you ok?

    • @ramonanaya6236
      @ramonanaya6236 3 роки тому +5

      Sounds annoying

  • @charlesk2343
    @charlesk2343 5 років тому +4994

    *gets anxiety because she never picked up the 40 dollars cash off the conveyor belt*

    • @sadboycaesar8718
      @sadboycaesar8718 5 років тому +20

      Charles k now you gave me some.

    • @superagario9249
      @superagario9249 4 роки тому +8

      Charles k The black guy stole it 🤣

    • @carlcushmanhybels8159
      @carlcushmanhybels8159 4 роки тому +22

      @@superagario9249 he left it there, as did the other actors. like you, i watched it.

    • @junemoon4826
      @junemoon4826 4 роки тому +72

      I'm wondering how a movie, paper plates and deodorant cost almost $40.00.

    • @XeninaCalifornia
      @XeninaCalifornia 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr!

  • @Versace_Hottie
    @Versace_Hottie 26 днів тому +6

    The fact that Target brought this skit to LIFE 😂😂

    • @flygrrrrl3753
      @flygrrrrl3753 8 днів тому

      Oooooh, ok now I get it. Thought either Target sold time machines or somehow UA-cam had the wrong video date.

  • @VictorMartinez-eu3zl
    @VictorMartinez-eu3zl 3 роки тому +36

    I'm sorry but the
    "Are you a hoarder"
    That's the best line ever

  • @beeleg
    @beeleg 4 роки тому +2813

    My sociology teacher says “stereotype busted!” and I just got that reference.

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 4 роки тому +8

      pleasant features.

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 4 роки тому +4

      FacTor what?

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 4 роки тому +6

      The face. The girl in your profile picture...
      If that's actually you, let me blush real quick... (#^_^#)
      :P

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 4 роки тому +9

      FacTor oh lol, yeah that’s me. Thank you :)

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 4 роки тому +8

      @@beeleg :
      I didn't know that people used their own picture.

  • @bleach7343
    @bleach7343 4 роки тому +2113

    The almond thing killed me!😂 I luv the way she says "ale-mond"

    • @lindseybertke7999
      @lindseybertke7999 4 роки тому +15

      Vampire Queen that’s how I pronounce it just to be obnoxious!! 😂

    • @loveschile7339
      @loveschile7339 3 роки тому +5

      I didnt even realize that's what she was saying at first. Lol

    • @nancyvalladares8157
      @nancyvalladares8157 3 роки тому +4

      Beta dan gas oh lean

    • @jusme164
      @jusme164 3 роки тому

      Yasss

    • @xyz86457
      @xyz86457 3 роки тому

      I thought it was an m&m 😂

  • @matthewscott1091
    @matthewscott1091 3 роки тому +135

    Why hasn’t Target utilized the Target Lady/Kristen Wiig to make a real commercial yet? I don’t care how much she’d charge for her services it would be worth it! Come on #Target #SNL

  • @fdm1209
    @fdm1209 2 роки тому +21

    Actually, I kinda love how she appreciates the small things

  • @kyliealyssa1436
    @kyliealyssa1436 5 років тому +6260

    Target lady is really my inner monologue

    • @ghost-dude867
      @ghost-dude867 5 років тому +4

      Aw Yiss saaaaameee 😂

    • @CosmaPaulaton
      @CosmaPaulaton 5 років тому +79

      You mean terget? Do you need half an elmand?

    • @Mynipplesmychoice
      @Mynipplesmychoice 5 років тому +1

      i saw your comment yesterday and i let it swish around ferment then infect me again. And the verdict i came up with is: That we should duck.
      p.s. replace the d with f ;)

    • @arandompersonontheinternet8726
      @arandompersonontheinternet8726 5 років тому +4

      Aw Yiss “are you a hoarder?”

    • @devika1230
      @devika1230 5 років тому

      @@Mynipplesmychoice s

  • @en273
    @en273 5 років тому +5934

    Whoever writes the target lady scripts is a genuine genius.

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 4 роки тому +16

      Yes

    • @KP-zb1tr
      @KP-zb1tr 4 роки тому +81

      en273 Kristen Wiig came up with the character.

    • @austinisafk6758
      @austinisafk6758 4 роки тому +17

      he's right. This is a rip off from another show

    •  4 роки тому +9

      Mad TV writers wrote this skit first. I hate when shows bite off of other shows...just pure laziness AF.

    • @starrfishhill
      @starrfishhill 4 роки тому +8

      They write their own skits...

  • @MINA-yq4cc
    @MINA-yq4cc 3 роки тому +12

    4:03 BAHAHAAA I lost it!! The reasoning was HILARIOUS! Hahahaa!

  • @isabellaperini8940
    @isabellaperini8940 2 роки тому +8

    who ever laughs at 2:02 rlly loud has the best laugh i’ve ever heard

  • @JOTennisVid
    @JOTennisVid 6 років тому +7287

    "I better eat that other half of the almond" LOL.

    • @gregdebacker4998
      @gregdebacker4998 5 років тому +18

      Im better

    • @Tubebrerry
      @Tubebrerry 5 років тому +16

      I've seen a couple versions of this skit now. Seems like a character in search of a writer.

    • @Tubebrerry
      @Tubebrerry 5 років тому +1

      That'sa what I'ma thinkin'.

    • @rammehta6864
      @rammehta6864 5 років тому +1

      JOTennisVid ua-cam.com/video/ngdnd1yBYf0/v-deo.html

    • @ohiosouthpaw1
      @ohiosouthpaw1 5 років тому +4

      Better!

  • @LonelyHunter995
    @LonelyHunter995 8 років тому +2303

    'Are you a hoarder?' killed me LMAO

    • @rajinidemurugan5843
      @rajinidemurugan5843 8 років тому

      +Lasse Meaning?

    • @szinga
      @szinga 8 років тому +2

      +Rajini de Murugan a hoarder is a person who hoards things. like a dragon. things. more things. all the things. roarrrrrr.

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke 8 років тому +3

      +Rajini de Murugan Make a picture search on "hoarder" and you'll now what kind of a person a hoarder is. :-)

    • @szinga
      @szinga 8 років тому +4

      purplinko nice try to ruin my childhood. i applaud you, it almost worked. :o

    • @Frankygoestohull1
      @Frankygoestohull1 5 років тому

      Lasse A 553+

  • @jana_d6186
    @jana_d6186 2 роки тому +12

    the way she puts up her hands up when she’s excited is SO FUNNY😭

  • @deanabug777
    @deanabug777 3 роки тому +12

    Kristen Wiig was stellar on SNL. She always committed 100% and never broke character to laugh. She is a comedy superhero. So many great characters that she brought to live .

  • @avac1140
    @avac1140 5 років тому +2023

    That terrget ladie reminds me of my 8 year old cousin. They look exactly alike, talk the same, and are both really enthusiastic about everything for no reason

    • @midinerd
      @midinerd 5 років тому +20

      HAHAHA YOUR SENTENCE WAS SO FUN TO READ!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @akaak8029
      @akaak8029 5 років тому +1

      Ava Coiner SAME

    • @mar2d258
      @mar2d258 5 років тому +2

      lady. the way you chose to spell it was so odd lol also, your cousin sounds great. what an I interesting child.

    • @silkishiding3513
      @silkishiding3513 5 років тому +1

      Mania. Bipolar I or II

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 5 років тому +6

      She reminds me of this girl I used to work with at McDonalds. I went to high school with her and she was a little insane. She’d also sing loudly during her breaks and when there was downtime

  • @boyinabottle3205
    @boyinabottle3205 4 роки тому +2165

    The most unrealistic part about these videos is that everyone only leaves with like 5 items

    • @brentpeterson5526
      @brentpeterson5526 4 роки тому +15

      Nailed it

    • @veeglover
      @veeglover 4 роки тому +17

      Lol...yeah, right! No one, and I mean no one goes into a Target, Wal-Mart, grocery store or ANY DOLLAR STORE (I dare you!)and come out with what your "singular" purchase (yeah, right) OR just 5 intended items. NO ONE DOES THAT. All good intentions are thrown to the wind and you end up spending at least $10(or buying 8-10 items instead). 😄😂

    • @veeglover
      @veeglover 4 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @joncampos5551
      @joncampos5551 4 роки тому

      Boyinabottle I could NEVER do that anywhere! Especially Dollar Tree. Lol

    • @johncotter1600
      @johncotter1600 4 роки тому +1

      @@veeglover I do it all the time

  • @zeldahandel6211
    @zeldahandel6211 3 роки тому +17

    Aidy: "my girlfriend is waiting in the car."
    Kate: Is in the car.
    YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

  • @illwind
    @illwind 2 роки тому +7

    "Yesterday I learned that Coca-Cola is dark brown" my favorite line tbh

  • @ladydjiv
    @ladydjiv 4 роки тому +466

    “Are yew a hoarder? ...Cause sometimes I think I am.”
    “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling that you are.”

  • @EJartistry
    @EJartistry 3 роки тому +724

    “Flat is where it’s at, girlfriend!” 😂

  • @dolst
    @dolst Місяць тому +3

    Surprised to see funny SNL content from 10 years ago. What a delightful little gem!
    Surf Wisely.

  • @codyfromhumanresources6435
    @codyfromhumanresources6435 Рік тому +4

    Reminds me of a lady I worked with at my old job, this is an almost identical persona. Very eccentric and not great with social cues but always super nice and talkative. We didn’t talk too much at work and the store closed down a few years ago, but she still always wishes me happy birthday on Facebook.

  • @nelysilva7489
    @nelysilva7489 5 років тому +2695

    Kristen wigg is wearing a wig

  • @devendra_c
    @devendra_c 10 років тому +1973

    "I cut the model's eyes and put them on my eyelids so that the birds dont feel alone when i am asleep and the ghosts would think tht i am awake...!!!"
    How can anybody can come up wid smthing like this...?? hahahaha
    Love you Kirsten soooooo much!!!

    • @Lauren-hq8uf
      @Lauren-hq8uf 6 років тому +21

      Devendra Chaure I 100% bet John Mulaney wrote that, it's such a him thing to say 😅

    • @kit-fg9ev
      @kit-fg9ev 5 років тому +11

      Kirsten used Target Lady in her audition so I'm sure the bulk of that character is written by herself. That said, it does sound like a Mulaney line.

    • @ohyeah2080
      @ohyeah2080 5 років тому +1

      It wasn't even funny

    • @ritamcintyre8203
      @ritamcintyre8203 5 років тому +3

      Oh Yeah? Ah it was to some people. Not to others :)

    • @sarahmcclanahan8006
      @sarahmcclanahan8006 5 років тому +2

      AHAHAAHAHAHA I Loved that one!!!

  • @Shteve67
    @Shteve67 3 роки тому +7

    Her accent cracks me up. This is my favorite character of Kristin Wiig’s.

  • @ericrinald6249
    @ericrinald6249 Рік тому +4

    "So the ghosts think I'm awake" omg that's awesome haha

  • @padphak2021
    @padphak2021 7 років тому +2924

    is there any role she CANT do? she is a genius

    • @yasmin030ya
      @yasmin030ya 7 років тому +29

      yeah, Kristen wiig is hilarious

    • @zac-lemacaque
      @zac-lemacaque 7 років тому +7

      actress

    • @zac-lemacaque
      @zac-lemacaque 7 років тому +4

      ***** oh K, i Guess i shouldn't give lesson as à french noobie

    • @wce4eva843
      @wce4eva843 6 років тому +5

      Fuck you everybody

    • @wrenegade6283
      @wrenegade6283 6 років тому +8

      WCE4Eva! Why? Rude...

  • @liviusss
    @liviusss 5 років тому +6011

    STEREOTYPE BUSTED! I learn something everyday at Terrrget!

  • @wicky1
    @wicky1 Рік тому +3

    $38.51 for a Madagascar DVD, Degree deodorant and paper plates? That still doesn't seem right lol

  • @jorgecardenas5773
    @jorgecardenas5773 Місяць тому +7

    Target new commercial brought you here 🎯

  • @icantthinkofanything798
    @icantthinkofanything798 4 роки тому +6839

    Saying the word girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean lesbian, every woman over 50 I've ever met has used that word to just refer to female friends.

    • @nebulanoir69
      @nebulanoir69 4 роки тому +95

      i cant think of anything or just a lesbian

    • @carmita135
      @carmita135 4 роки тому +170

      Right that's how I describe my girl friends.

    • @dumbb6178
      @dumbb6178 4 роки тому +497

      JUST GALS BEING PALS

    • @kiramiryam208
      @kiramiryam208 4 роки тому +156

      It’s true, my great aunt always says that and it confused me when I was younger haha

    • @Tonithealtwing
      @Tonithealtwing 4 роки тому +143

      Or they could be bi/pan.

  • @cyanspartan1757
    @cyanspartan1757 3 роки тому +385

    Target Lady *eats the other almond half*
    My brain: R E S T O R A T I O N 1 0 0

  • @iosoi3145
    @iosoi3145 8 місяців тому +3

    There's a Target Lady so similar to this at my nearest Kmart. I overheard her co-worker saying to her "what are you on though? Seriously!" 😂

    • @opaqueblackhole
      @opaqueblackhole 7 місяців тому

      😂 i worked with a woman that kinda reminds me of this wacko lol. She was one of the strangest folks you or i would ever meet. I like nerds, geeks, quirky, goofy, silly people, but she always has to be Extra. Always has to be in opposition. The main thing i never understood was her hypocrisy. And her daily failure to wash her hands after using the restroom 😝

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 Місяць тому +1

    She made me so happy to see her this circle week hahaha this target lady character is the new Flo, Kristen is a legend!

  • @MassiveGamingBeast
    @MassiveGamingBeast 4 роки тому +6426

    why is no one talking about how a dvd, deodorant & some paper plates costed $38

    edit: *cost. lmao english isn’t my first language 😭 i didn’t think it would get more than 2 likes let alone have 10 people in the replies crying abt my grammar. my deepest condolences to all the people who seem to be deeply affected by my grammar😂😂

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 4 роки тому +528

      Let's assume the setting is in a Target in Los Angeles, where the sales tax rate is 9.5%. Even though it'd be ridiculous, let's say the DVD was $25.99, plates were $5.99, and the deodorant was $3.19. That gets you to $35 and change, and add tax to that, you've got a total of about $38. Of course, there's no way a 2005 movie would be 26 fucking dollars in 2013, so my argument falls flat.

    • @follojesusfj2705
      @follojesusfj2705 4 роки тому +229

      Because the writer's maybe referencing to how expensive Tar-jay is.

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 4 роки тому +55

      @@follojesusfj2705 I really should've thought of this

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 4 роки тому +54

      It's target.

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 4 роки тому +42

      @@Thunder_Dome45 You're Target

  • @cyndiscofield9162
    @cyndiscofield9162 4 роки тому +433

    "Does she have hair that looks like she got bangs that go all around her head and never stop?"

  • @lgstar3363
    @lgstar3363 Рік тому +1

    I watch this over and over and can’t stop laughing every single time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @barnabaskathindi621
    @barnabaskathindi621 4 роки тому +451

    I love how she asks "Where did did you get this" then runs off with the product😂😂😂😂

    • @STACIOUS7
      @STACIOUS7 4 роки тому +8

      Barnabas Kathindi same, the first time I watched it and she said that I legit laughed so much I was crying. It was even more hysterical when she didn't know the purpose of the maxi pads 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eleahchris
      @Eleahchris 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @yasminister2011
      @yasminister2011 2 роки тому

      😅😂😂😂

  • @marinemccord1059
    @marinemccord1059 5 років тому +1798

    I love that the black guy was immediately like, “screw this I’m out” 🙌🏽

    • @jeffreysteik3153
      @jeffreysteik3153 4 роки тому +61

      Jay..... His name is jay

    • @bee748
      @bee748 4 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @321330078
      @321330078 4 роки тому +5

      Yes, like most horror situations 😂

    • @adrianlekay7715
      @adrianlekay7715 4 роки тому

      What did you love about that?

    • @whatlenalikes1674
      @whatlenalikes1674 4 роки тому +7

      @Jeffrey Steik am i missing a joke here bc that’s keenan

  • @evelyns5258
    @evelyns5258 3 роки тому +9

    I know you're supposed to be annoyed with her or hate her but I honestly love her. Like she's crazy but she's so genuine like I can't help but enjoy her

  • @daringmore6892
    @daringmore6892 2 роки тому +7

    1st time seeing her character. Those immediate response to every moment she makes so real in her own myriadical style thinking is hilarious, and her flow of matched response in labyrinths of humor every surprise comment are adorable and stealth. Amazing, the missing cashier is priceless. Thank you so much. Laughter is believed one of the greatest healers on Earth.

  • @anniesiegel153
    @anniesiegel153 4 роки тому +2449

    The way she looked at her when she mentioned her girlfriend is literally anyone at my school whenever I mention the girl I like

    • @jeanakatherine9369
      @jeanakatherine9369 4 роки тому +13

      How old are u?

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 4 роки тому +95

      Pay no attention to them, things get much better after you finish school.

    • @obsessedshipper6267
      @obsessedshipper6267 4 роки тому +154

      @blad90 Oh shut the fuck up.

    • @Sarkam
      @Sarkam 4 роки тому +8

      Nobody cares, it's 2019. if you're going to target to get instagram cred for your throwaway 'bisexual' girlfriend then go get bent.

    • @Koikama
      @Koikama 4 роки тому +63

      @blad90 You seem to care a whole lot about this. Are you gay, dearie?

  • @janemarsh759
    @janemarsh759 8 років тому +1053

    "Drives to Florida just to see Florida " lol

    • @dansingwithpiano4509
      @dansingwithpiano4509 5 років тому +2

      She better not drive to Florida

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 років тому

      @Bob Loblaw More like a rainy, humid marshland.

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 років тому

      @Bob Loblaw Yikes. Yeah its everyones winter escape, but ofc my family drug me there in summer. Worst weather.

  • @ifoundmyberries4203
    @ifoundmyberries4203 3 роки тому +12

    Now whenever I'm at target I always say "ERMAHGERD TERGHET" and people think i'm crazy

  • @tas22222
    @tas22222 Місяць тому +3

    I love her, and I constantly laugh at THIS target lady sketch the HALF an ALMOND just makes me burst out laughing every single TIME, I now say it even if im eating a handful, IT WORKED! !! we love you Kristen!!

  • @leathelesbo865
    @leathelesbo865 4 роки тому +575

    "My eyes feel like I have been staring at the sun AGAIN."
    DAMMIT TARGET LADY

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 4 роки тому +2

      What was the name of the anime on your profile pic? just a nostalgic curiosity, that's all.

    • @leathelesbo865
      @leathelesbo865 4 роки тому +2

      @@Miolnir3 Sailor Moon hahahaha

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 4 роки тому +3

      Terget

    • @bleach7343
      @bleach7343 4 роки тому +1

      @@daisymay6684 WELCOME TO TERGRRT!

  • @MichelleAndJeff
    @MichelleAndJeff 4 роки тому +433

    “It’ll be 441 dollars.”
    Literally what it’s like to shop at target.

    • @flashgordon3715
      @flashgordon3715 3 роки тому +3

      Shop around, its easy to find better prices than target

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 роки тому +1

      Don't be ridiculous.

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 3 роки тому

      shop at Coles

    • @DrSlick
      @DrSlick 3 роки тому +1

      Better than shopping at Walmart.

  • @PatMahomesBurner15
    @PatMahomesBurner15 Місяць тому +3

    Wiig Is Funny as Hell

  • @HollywoodConnection-JAST
    @HollywoodConnection-JAST 3 роки тому +8

    is that her when she's sober? Dont give her any drinks

  • @GreenWeasel11
    @GreenWeasel11 3 роки тому +509

    Hey, he called a "guest" a "customer". He's not a real Target employee, excuse me, "team member".

    • @ajnachakraguy
      @ajnachakraguy 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GreenWeasel11
      @GreenWeasel11 3 роки тому +1

      @Nathan Taffijn Well, maybe a few. I saw someone get arrested in the parking lot for shoplifting when I worked there.

    • @phoeberulesall1294
      @phoeberulesall1294 3 роки тому +14

      As a former target team member, I aggressively looked through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

    • @GreenWeasel11
      @GreenWeasel11 3 роки тому +3

      @@phoeberulesall1294 and nobody mentioned the RedCard! Not that I blame them.

    • @denisecontreras1635
      @denisecontreras1635 3 роки тому +3

      I think calling a customer a guest is just plain weird. Just like calling a team employee a team member is even more weird.

  • @BlueMHart
    @BlueMHart 3 роки тому +274

    "It's just a job!" he tells the person whose name is literally Target Lady.

    • @johnhawley9717
      @johnhawley9717 3 роки тому

      No

    • @transmission5694
      @transmission5694 2 роки тому +6

      i headcannon that she doesnt actually work there, she just really likes the job and showed up one day. no one knows her real name so they just call her "target lady". they just kinda let her do whatever the fuck she wants.

  • @brodypenn
    @brodypenn 3 роки тому +2

    “Don’t worry, I won’t look at your card.”
    *Sifts through everyone’s items and comments on each one*

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy 6 місяців тому +1

    The way she pronounces "almond" is hysterical in and of itself.

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure 7 років тому +2141

    I always feel sad for this lady in this sketch. She is so alone and everybody avoids her.

    • @pim666
      @pim666 7 років тому +57

      Daniel Korolev She has Peg!!

    • @user-tc1ol9if5j
      @user-tc1ol9if5j 7 років тому +109

      and she's still hanging on, which is even more sad. after every watching these Target Lady sketches I want to give a hug to this lady

    • @kustomkure
      @kustomkure 7 років тому +5

      Рустем Стерлигов completely agree, чувак

    • @momof2796
      @momof2796 7 років тому +57

      belive it or not i once encoutered a target lady like this..she went on talking abd i didnot get a word..i had a headache because of her

    • @thatdude1278
      @thatdude1278 7 років тому +31

      Had the same feelings for the singing lady with tiny hands from other sketch

  • @KawaiiLollypop
    @KawaiiLollypop 3 роки тому +109

    I love Kenan's lil enthused "How come?!" after the Target Lady tells him abt keeping all her magazines. There's just something abt one of her customers finding amusement in her antics instead of annoyance/discomfort that I find endearing.

  • @brandtsweet
    @brandtsweet Місяць тому +1

    I think it's just great target Lady is now the face of target. I just saw kristen wig in a ad and i'm here for it

  • @nadine9847
    @nadine9847 Місяць тому

    By far one of my most favorite sketches of all time! Hands down!!! 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

  • @illumi._.
    @illumi._. 5 років тому +636

    If you met this lady in real life.
    All you could do is smile awkwardly and try to get out of Target as fast as possible

    • @comeausgamingcorner1259
      @comeausgamingcorner1259 5 років тому +9

      oh there is always an employee with a personality at target that's all you want to do is smile and do the work and then GTFO

    • @carin5654
      @carin5654 5 років тому +3

      ILLuminated Onxy Yup, that’s what I do. I always seem to get those types lolol. I learned right away not to say anything. Just smile and nod... than escape as fast as possible before something crazy happens, like they try and up sell me 🤨😂

    • @illumi._.
      @illumi._. 5 років тому +2

      I so lazy I swear.
      It's been 2 months and still didn't fix my grammar mistake

    • @btfan-jd6nx
      @btfan-jd6nx 5 років тому

      Why do you think i go to Wal-Mart?

    • @libby1611
      @libby1611 5 років тому

      *Turguet

  • @heyitsnathanofficial
    @heyitsnathanofficial 8 років тому +714

    WELCOME TO TERGET

  • @deanmendoza6310
    @deanmendoza6310 27 днів тому +1

    I swear I have a co-worker with thesame energy and demeanor 😆

  • @nina_summers
    @nina_summers Рік тому +6

    Omg “imma eat that other half of the almond” I honestly heard from a cashier somewhere lol 😅 this is real life sht

  • @ryanlilly7264
    @ryanlilly7264 3 роки тому +223

    The way she says “are you a hoarder” always kills me

  • @tomripsin730
    @tomripsin730 5 років тому +1103

    2:35 $38.51 for a DVD, deodorant and some paper plates?

    • @jessn.2665
      @jessn.2665 5 років тому +118

      Tom Ripsin maybe it was Blu-ray

    • @tomripsin730
      @tomripsin730 5 років тому +31

      @@jessn.2665 Here's an old guy question: Did they have those in 2013?

    • @shopsshire9282
      @shopsshire9282 5 років тому +72

      You can pay this price at Target in 2018 for these three items if you have the right brands.

    • @camicupid5306
      @camicupid5306 5 років тому +78

      I think $20 was an "escape the Terrrget lady tax"

    • @OctoganicAngel
      @OctoganicAngel 5 років тому +31

      Yes. This is Target we’re talking about.

  • @sparshitasahu2539
    @sparshitasahu2539 2 роки тому +1

    I love how the target lady just walks away mid sentence after asking them where they got it. Her blank face tells it all.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 роки тому +7

    I like to imagine this being Kristen’s audition tape for WW84

  • @ayatollahrocknrolla
    @ayatollahrocknrolla 6 років тому +416

    $38 for some disposable cocktail plates, Madagascar on DVD and some deodorant?

    • @mariyaa111
      @mariyaa111 5 років тому +43

      ayatollahrocknrolla You know that Madagascar movie was $19.99 @ Target !😂

    • @EmeraldView
      @EmeraldView 5 років тому +54

      It's Turget. You pay more for better looking clientele and less risk of communicable diseases.

    • @perry_carrey8327
      @perry_carrey8327 5 років тому +1

      Always nice looking women at Target!

    • @johnprew1792
      @johnprew1792 5 років тому +4

      EmeraldView And it's money well spent!

    • @queenoftruth8543
      @queenoftruth8543 5 років тому

      ayatollahrocknrolla Yesss! 🤣 Slap in the face for Target!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @byronsenior6499
    @byronsenior6499 3 роки тому +324

    She's such a great actress. This is such an easy role to overdue. But she gets the mannerisms and physical expressions just right.

  • @AbbasKhan9364
    @AbbasKhan9364 2 роки тому +1

    I swear the Target Lady character gives me a crap ton of motivation to look forward to my job. I love it.

  • @jacobtheguitarman7584
    @jacobtheguitarman7584 3 роки тому +1

    This is the kind of energy I needed today .

  • @kitlivy6407
    @kitlivy6407 4 роки тому +828

    Girl: every month a women...
    Target lady: drives to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida
    Me: I live in Florida so trust me that’s a bad idea

    • @zekrazikitty2899
      @zekrazikitty2899 4 роки тому +6

      Is this a threat?

    • @sebastiansanchez6308
      @sebastiansanchez6308 4 роки тому +4

      Florida gang

    • @briannaquepasa5174
      @briannaquepasa5174 4 роки тому +11

      There's no "quick look" at florida haha. If it was quick you'd only see northern florida, when it can practically be divided into 3 separate states.

    • @maitai1133
      @maitai1133 4 роки тому

      Woman.

    • @sarahstevens4931
      @sarahstevens4931 3 роки тому +4

      Random thought but we really need a Florida man theme song

  • @leonelguerra380
    @leonelguerra380 9 років тому +1957

    Kristen Wiig is the queen of comedy ♡

    • @JK-cs1fd
      @JK-cs1fd 8 років тому +1

      +Leonel Guerra ??

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 6 років тому +18

      Right on! No-one does awkward characters as awkwardly as Kristen

    • @djdb1214
      @djdb1214 5 років тому +1

      I say McCarthey

    • @forensicsciencefan5645
      @forensicsciencefan5645 5 років тому +3

      Not even close.

    • @lordcerrousV
      @lordcerrousV 5 років тому +1

      Leonel Guerra no it’s Melissa McCarthy

  • @anayelisoria37
    @anayelisoria37 3 роки тому +2

    I've been a cashier at Cotsco and Wal Mart and I can tell you a couple things, 1 as a cashier you can't bring products from the store into your station, if you need or want something you must wait till your shift is over and get into the store as a regular client, 2 You can't eat anything while in your station, even a bottle of water must pass and be checked and marked by security and 3 NOBODY HAS BEEN THIS HAPPY TO WORK AT RETAIL....EVER

  • @t.mcgahee
    @t.mcgahee Місяць тому +1

    The Minnesota accent is perrrfect 👌🏾

  • @lookitmom0687
    @lookitmom0687 5 років тому +327

    I wish i was as enthusiastic about anything as this woman was about working at Target