Kellyanne Conway Considers Rejoining Team Trump for 2024

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  • Seth addresses Biden attending a fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall, Biden's administration adopting new standards for race on the census and more in his monologue for Thursday, March 28, before taking a closer look at Trump's net worth unexpectedly soaring after his failed social media company went public.
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  • @nchannel101
    @nchannel101 Місяць тому +188

    I am LOVING the monologue and A Closer Look in one UA-cam video! It’s fantastic.

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 Місяць тому +8

      I agree, however there's something at the end of the solo "closer look" segment today that's a lovely treat. You're welcome. 😊

    • @Cynt3r
      @Cynt3r 29 днів тому +4

      I agree, although I don’t understand why they still upload the version without the monologue first, or at all

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 27 днів тому +1

      wait, is this what they've been doing? For a few days now I've been like "I swear I heard all these jokes already" (I'm running around doing stuff)

  • @TheDecoy78
    @TheDecoy78 Місяць тому +204

    Thank you for the "Seth tries to laugh about a thing that is clearly making him crazy" segment! Made me feel a bit better

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka Місяць тому +9

      I see the clear lack of god in his endless luck

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 Місяць тому +22

      Seth's crazy laugh sounds like Tucker's normal laugh.

    • @carolinecano4310
      @carolinecano4310 Місяць тому +5

      ❤😂 I'm sure his reaction IS EXACTLY how we All REACTED! LOVE SETH!

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Місяць тому +5

      @@teamvlcn6820Glad I’m not the only one with that thought! I was listening without watching and at first thought he’d put in a Tucker clip or something.

    • @fiveangrybunnies1470
      @fiveangrybunnies1470 29 днів тому +2

      ​@@teamvlcn6820it does! I just said that and then I read your comment a minute later! 😂😂😂

  • @abdikadiradan1766
    @abdikadiradan1766 Місяць тому +394

    "Show me your phone" was the best thing I ever heard on FOX news 😂

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Місяць тому +41

      That was definitely a classic. I think that might show up again and again and again. 😊

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Місяць тому +15

      Yup

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Місяць тому +7

      That and “these are facts.”

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Місяць тому +9

      10:25 I have no doubt that Jesse Waters is on Truth Social. In fact,he probably has more than a single account, which explains why he did not want to show it to her since it might have been logged in on his burner account. All hypothetical scenarios but plausible seeing what happened to the Dean Browning tweet that was later spun as quoting a tweet by Dan Purdy, who was really William Holte, Patty Labelle's nephew.

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone 29 днів тому +2

      Show me your phone.

  • @colinhughes9835
    @colinhughes9835 Місяць тому +51

    Seth tries to laugh about a thing clearly making him crazy is best Tucker Carlson impression yet

  • @NoThatRyan
    @NoThatRyan Місяць тому +89

    It's going to be hilarious to see Truth Social crash and burn when investors realize they'll never see a real profit.

    • @ayungclas
      @ayungclas Місяць тому +14

      “We get all the financing we need from Russia.”

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton Місяць тому

      They will blame their losses on the deep state and antifa.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Місяць тому

      ​@@ayungclas My Thoughts Exactly...someone with tons of 💵 "invested" in him🙄

    • @scottmitchell4181
      @scottmitchell4181 28 днів тому +5

      I bet that there are a LOT of people shorting that stock.

    • @Sarcasticron
      @Sarcasticron 28 днів тому +1

      The second Trump tries to sell any of his stock! Which likely won't be for six months, because it's in the rules.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Місяць тому +22

    I love the energy behind that “show me your phone!”

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco Місяць тому +21

    Looks like someone took the "How To Laugh Hysterically" class at Impressions Camp

  • @Queensizemusic
    @Queensizemusic Місяць тому +180

    Henry Rollins, writing in his LA Weekly column, surmised her accurately by writing, “When Kelly-Anne Conway smiles; lawns die.”

    • @anure1134
      @anure1134 Місяць тому +10

      Henry Rollins uses the semicolon in a weird way then.

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Місяць тому +4

      @@anure1134 Dramatic effect?

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Місяць тому +11

      Gorgeously creative insult.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Місяць тому +2

      YT asked me what i thought of this comment: I said , funny, relevant, informative. Lol Cuz I got reported for saying something similar about Patrice Oneal... They cant report you bullying Kelly Anne now... Lmfao😅

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Місяць тому

      ​@@anure1134it would be nice if you could stay on topic please.

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Місяць тому +62

    The Con way, Her name, is trumps game.

  • @0nly_emily
    @0nly_emily Місяць тому +77

    “So I guess an ice cream date means nothing to you 😢” LMAO

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Місяць тому +4

      I swear, his reaction was EXACTLY the same a girlfriend gave me when she found out I was hanging out with an ex.

    • @rikwild7168
      @rikwild7168 15 днів тому

      @@davidknightx And that was EXACTLY what he was going for: 'Sad girlfriend putting on a brave face despite being blatantly disrespected for no good reason.'

  • @dawsonsdetailing2021
    @dawsonsdetailing2021 Місяць тому +52

    Seth’s show always consistently has the best writing IMO

    • @AlexDogwalker1234
      @AlexDogwalker1234 Місяць тому

      How so? Every single show he has to wince and blame one of them for the null audience response. Which of these jokes was good for you?

  • @Danzarr
    @Danzarr Місяць тому +465

    Trump has cost kellyanne her marriage and her daughter, how much is she willing to sacrafice for her orange jesus.

    • @mv1362
      @mv1362 Місяць тому

      Everything. She's a sociopath like the 🍊 🐷

    • @speedrunner9907
      @speedrunner9907 Місяць тому

      i hope she stays out so we can get someone more radical to destroy things faster. 😊😙

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому

      👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 Місяць тому

      No, Kellyanne Conway made a choice and destroyed her own family. She deserves every bad thing.

    • @Desdinova04
      @Desdinova04 Місяць тому +59

      No he didn't, she's an adult and made her own batshit crazy decisions. Don't try to absolve her of responsibility for her actions.

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 Місяць тому +13

    Love Seth and his humor. Keeps me sane in difficult orange monster times!!!

  • @delta5297
    @delta5297 Місяць тому +350

    Oh, so that's why Colbert didn't have a show tonight.

    • @VxJasonxV
      @VxJasonxV Місяць тому +27

      Literally my same words.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому +7

      👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому

      @@VxJasonxV👴🏻🥃 U SHEEP

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Місяць тому

      He’s annoying af. No way would I have dinner with him.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Місяць тому +6

      @@paulyricca3881 still got my green marble on you pauly

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Місяць тому +18

    I'm adding breaking pencils while laughing maniacally to my stress relief tool box.

  • @redbuoy9496
    @redbuoy9496 Місяць тому +98

    Kellyanne should stick to doing what she does best, curing people's hiccups

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Місяць тому +9

      I snort-LOL. Good thing I didn't have a sip of coffee just then.

    • @GordianKnot-pg5dz
      @GordianKnot-pg5dz Місяць тому +3

      😅

    • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505
      @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 Місяць тому +3

      You win the internet so far today!

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Місяць тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

    • @brandex2011
      @brandex2011 29 днів тому

      @redbuoy9496 POINTS ! 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🤭🤫🤑🤢🤮

  • @witwicky735
    @witwicky735 Місяць тому +15

    Why dont we find out WHO is pumping the shares up? Come on journalists, do journalism.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Місяць тому +172

    Tipping is optional and unexpected here in New Zealand. We just pay workers a fair wage. "Mandatory tipping" is an oxymoron.

    • @diedampfbrasse98
      @diedampfbrasse98 Місяць тому +15

      yeah, where I come from (Germany) tipping is truly just a bonus for really good service and otherwise just used to round up a bill to avoid small change ... also its pretty much limited to cash exchanges. Most people dont bother with tips when using electronic payments and most services dont even give the option to add a tip in apps/on webpages.
      With humane wages and strong social security in general noone needs to tip anyone.
      But I dont blame the US companies, its up to US workers and costumers to do more then moaning about the status quo ... for as long as they go along with such exploitation in docile compliance its fair game.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Місяць тому

      You are haunte by Kea Parrot,s so jeje and billionaires inflating property taxes , but you are on my bucket list to live even, waters to cold but warm ones sort of near

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Місяць тому +8

      @@diedampfbrasse98 Exactly! Tips for exceptional service but not a requirement.

    • @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands
      @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands Місяць тому +10

      Same here, workers get paid in my country, it is the biblical thing to do.. tipping? They are workers, not beggars..

    • @MalcolmRowley
      @MalcolmRowley Місяць тому +13

      That's nice that you live in a first world nation. If you visit the US, please remember to tip. 😒

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +385

    Man.. how many times can Kellyanne's corpse rise from the grave?

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 Місяць тому +29

    Colbert: I'm not driving him to the airport!!

  • @Chaosmage42
    @Chaosmage42 Місяць тому +27

    tipping is an idiotic practice. the owner of the business should pay them a reasonable wage and include any expenses such as gas for delivery. Tipping should be something you do for someone who helps you with out asking for anything. I work at a store and i help people its my job, but some times i go out of my way for a person and i don't even have to charge them anything for it -im being paid so i don't need it some times a person hands me a 10 or something and i don't wish to be rude but i also do not ask for tips. The problem is that people have to ask because their job isn't paying them enough -pay them a FAIR AMOUNT not poverty wages

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka Місяць тому +50

    I likes Kellyann more when she hosted HBOs Tales from the Crypt

    • @thorstenguenther
      @thorstenguenther Місяць тому +3

      Don't forget she also stood in for Claire Coffee in the "Grimm" TV series, where they explained away the drastic change of how Adalind Schade looks with her being in woge.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi Місяць тому +1

      ​@@thorstenguentherbwahahahha, smart ;)

    • @MrWascally
      @MrWascally Місяць тому +1

      there's still kari lake as a qualified stand in

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 Місяць тому +1

      The resemblance is *Uncanny* 😬

  • @protiliusproductions
    @protiliusproductions Місяць тому +15

    The manic laughter for his segment made my night:)

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 Місяць тому

      "Oh....THAT'S where T,C. disappeared to ....(I've Never thought...)

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Місяць тому +196

    A Trump census would of course be a concensus.

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 Місяць тому +20

      CON-senseless .... ???

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Місяць тому +7

      @@DarksideDave42 Nice. Always a treat when the reply is better than the original comment. And Seth's original joke was a belter. One of his best. Or whoever wrote it.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Місяць тому

      Who silenced the "P" in Pseudo Con? Rumor has it that Trump grabbed the "P," and would have grabbed the "S," too, but his hand was too small. What do you think? eudo Con? I mean, they are right next to each other -- aren't they?

    • @brianhampson2314
      @brianhampson2314 Місяць тому +8

      But is this what Kellyanne CONway will work on?

    • @scottyawesomesauce
      @scottyawesomesauce Місяць тому +4

      I see what you did there. 😂

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Місяць тому +47

    When it comes to Biden, Seth did such a great job when he scooped Stephen, he needed a cone

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому +2

      👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 24

    • @thecrookedcornercowboy1660
      @thecrookedcornercowboy1660 Місяць тому +3

      Seth looks more like a bong guy, especially in that wig

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому

      @@thecrookedcornercowboy1660 👴🏻🥃 HELP LEO VARADKA BANISHED THE CROWN

  • @evelina733
    @evelina733 Місяць тому +9

    Tipping culture HAS go too far! Businesses should pay their employees

    • @dennischristopher9952
      @dennischristopher9952 Місяць тому

      Yeah I saw a tip cup at the 711 cash register. It's definitely spiraled out of control.

  • @heatherm2542
    @heatherm2542 Місяць тому +7

    🩷 the closed captioning on "Seth Laughs At Something That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" that reads: [scream-laughing]
    Nailed it!

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Місяць тому +51

    420 guys should have tried joint fundraising.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому

      👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 2024

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Місяць тому +4

      They could still do a pot luck and just have everyone bring their favorite covered spliff to share.

  • @petermoller8337
    @petermoller8337 Місяць тому +40

    Tipping is proof that minimum wage is too low 😊
    Australian min is about to go to $23:78 with medical and retirement (superannuation)😊

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Місяць тому +2

      With medical? No mate..

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah it's not "with medical" that's not a thing here at all.

    • @jessdully3348
      @jessdully3348 Місяць тому

      Stop bragging

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Місяць тому

      leave the enu losers alone, but they can wrangle cassowaries so beware, and care full at the CIA site

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX Місяць тому

      If by "with medical" you mean it's still so low you qualify for Medicare and a low income health care card, then I guess that's correct?

  • @GreyCrowe
    @GreyCrowe Місяць тому +16

    Make stock buybacks illegal again, and we'll get to see just *how bad* the market is divorced from reality.

  • @Coldbeneaththehils
    @Coldbeneaththehils Місяць тому +10

    Colbert got the prime minister of new zealand to pick him up when he visited there 😊

  • @SamBarge1
    @SamBarge1 Місяць тому +17

    Is buying Truth Social stock a way for foreign gov'ts to get money to Trump in a way that looks legitimate. I ask because I genuinely don't know.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Місяць тому +17

    this was also Seth's audition tape for The Joker😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Місяць тому +1

      I feel him though, don’t you?

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Місяць тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing! It feels so close to a Joker laugh!

  • @Brittneyrenay
    @Brittneyrenay Місяць тому +5

    Omg Seth. You have been cast as the new Joker. That laugh is perfect ❤

  • @FreeFree-ur4zq
    @FreeFree-ur4zq Місяць тому +26

    I'm really looking forward to watching episode 100 of Corrections tonight!

  • @tinas_hotdog_sophie
    @tinas_hotdog_sophie Місяць тому +22

    6:46 At this time you can hear how Tucker Carlson possessed Seth for a few seconds.

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Місяць тому +6

    Lol I love the rivalry with Stephen Colbert

  • @LowLight420
    @LowLight420 Місяць тому +13

    I told all of you. She never left. She's been typing Trump's tweets for years now.

  • @00SmileTime00
    @00SmileTime00 Місяць тому +29

    "Robot dog" is such a transparent attempt to make us empathise with them. I guess "police droid" didn't test too well. 🙄

  • @Snoopmasta
    @Snoopmasta Місяць тому +73

    Yeah, the US tipping system is horrible. How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?
    Whenever I saw those tip suggestions, I was like: Yeah I sure want to pay 40% extra ontop of those airport prices. F.... off!

    • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left
      @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left Місяць тому +8

      " How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?"
      What? You mean like in civilised countries?
      America, the world's leading third world country.
      ;-)

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Місяць тому

      @@BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left no you didn´t we have a lose Karen jejeje

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Місяць тому +3

      I doordash part time for extra $$ and you wouldn't believe some of the offers I get...$4-6 for a 35-40 minute delivery. If I do two of those that's barely $10 for an hour+ of driving.
      If you cannot afford to tip - YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO ORDER.

    • @Alacritous
      @Alacritous Місяць тому +9

      ​@@Axolotl_Mischiefget a real job.

    • @katiekofemug
      @katiekofemug Місяць тому +3

      If you don't want to tip, if you morally or spiritually or financially object to such practices, do not dine at places where you know wait staff depends on tips to live. THAT is the way to force employers to hear You and change the status quo. Stiffing your wait staff is just tuff luck for you, to employers otherwise. They chuckle all the way to the bank over the wait staff that got a $5 tip for a $180 meal for 8 people, 3 of them shrieking children under 5 that tried to stab them with the forks. Dining and being waited upon isn't a right, it's a privilege. You pay for it, one way, or another. If you can't afford a tip, stay home and cook your own food, serve you own family, wash your own dishes and Feel Superior in a whole new way!

  • @kl3228
    @kl3228 Місяць тому +6

    Thanks for vocalizing what we're all experiencing

  • @Rickets1911
    @Rickets1911 Місяць тому +11

    She’s on my
    “if I ever catch them in a dark alley” list

  • @JibsMotoVlog
    @JibsMotoVlog Місяць тому +9

    Honestly, I want Seth Meyers back roasting DJT at this year WH correspondence dinner and see what happen next 😅

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Місяць тому +5

      Please, no.

    • @kiki19822
      @kiki19822 28 днів тому +2

      The first time didn't work out too well, so NO!

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 Місяць тому +4

    That was as off-the-rails as "Jewels"...😂😂❤

  • @Kawant
    @Kawant Місяць тому +8

    Forced or not, that laugh from "Seth tried to laugh about a things that's making him crazy" is a good Joker laugh

  • @joanbischoff5972
    @joanbischoff5972 Місяць тому +9

    You want to jump on a sinking ship, Conway, go right ahead. Maybe we can find something to prosecute you on

  • @gilesmajor181
    @gilesmajor181 Місяць тому +9

    Can I share a correction? Nestlé is not headquartered in Zurich but in Vevey (pronounced Vu-vay), a town of about 13,000 people on Lac Léman (Lake Geneva). It’s nice

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 27 днів тому

      Fine, if you're going to share that then I'll share this...
      When you find the Nestle quik individual packets, buy them. They taste even better than the containers. 😋
      I think it's because their package in smaller amounts.

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 Місяць тому +7

    He won't show her his phone, because he hadn't closed the Grindr app yet.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 28 днів тому

      Or his personal OnlyFans account

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 Місяць тому +7

    Seth is all of us right now, trying to laugh while clearly going insane.

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee Місяць тому +17

    Kellyanne just won’t stop supporting Trump until she is arrested, too. Keep it up girlie- you will get there!

  • @Jan-zv7ze
    @Jan-zv7ze Місяць тому +7

    So Trump stock goes up and Kellyanne announces she may work for Trump's campaign?? Money TALKS folks.

  • @ArtificialArtist
    @ArtificialArtist Місяць тому +6

    The RR Crossing sign stands for 'Rudys Restricted'

  • @Oneshot8242
    @Oneshot8242 Місяць тому +5

    The Troth Sential rollout has got to be a great way to launder foreign money.

  • @lisajuve4572
    @lisajuve4572 Місяць тому +2

    The Rudy car is way to funny!! Haha

  • @danbsports6760
    @danbsports6760 Місяць тому +7

    And I thought when they were making estimates off of the old stock price a few weeks ago, that it was already an overestimate. Now it's higher! Well, grab the popcorn and watch to see if it goes down.

  • @beberinho
    @beberinho Місяць тому +6

    Loved the lemon juice joke, but since I'm a jackal, I will point out that the expiration date on the bottle indicates that it's been 26 years, not 25. Corrections 100!!

  • @soniakoji498
    @soniakoji498 Місяць тому +4

    Stephen Colbert finally got ahead of Seth hosting 3 Presidents from across the street. 😂😂😂

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 29 днів тому

      That should be interesting Strike Force Five ⚡ meeting 😂

  • @ringomylove
    @ringomylove Місяць тому +75

    I swear all this crap with Trump's media company just proves that money is meaningless.

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P Місяць тому +8

      It proves that some people either have too much money to waste, or are compulsive gamblers in the stock market. The value is just determined by what people are willing to pay after all.
      The site makes no money. Plain and simple. There is no “brand value” that will ever make up for that in the eyes of the stock market. Cash flow equals a steady investment over time, not a bubble like this.

    • @murdermatics
      @murdermatics Місяць тому +5

      Yup. It truly is. Billionaires are fined the equivalent of a dollar and just laugh it off. Corporations have more rights than humans and they rarely are held responsible for anything. How could anyone sit in front of a billionaire and think they did something good by fining them pocket change.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Місяць тому +2

      Isn’t it under investigation?

    • @MichaelHallerandAssociates
      @MichaelHallerandAssociates Місяць тому

      No clue what you're taking about. You i mean

  • @troll-fx2zc
    @troll-fx2zc Місяць тому +28

    Kelly Anne Conwoman was one of the biggest single factors in helping Chump get elected in 2016.

    • @KramerMC5
      @KramerMC5 Місяць тому +1

      She looks very much like Lara's Aunt.

    • @katiekofemug
      @katiekofemug Місяць тому +3

      the media slobbering all over her, allowing her to spew lies without challenge, or fact check, and putting her on air over n over n over didn't help either.

    • @colabama
      @colabama Місяць тому

      She got him elected, no doubt about it. One smart evil cookie

  • @user-xt3bi1co3t
    @user-xt3bi1co3t Місяць тому +11

    This is why you prosecute crimes, and give more than 4 damn months for trying to bring deth to America.

  • @shawnfornnango8947
    @shawnfornnango8947 Місяць тому +11

    7:01 we truly live in a madhouse

  • @famousgoldentouch
    @famousgoldentouch Місяць тому +4

    Anyone else is waiting every closer look for the ending words and which phrase from the beginning they gonna use 😂 ?!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому +16

    Kellyanne wants a job now that she’s in an “alternative marriage” (a.k.a. divorced).

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Місяць тому +4

      @SpaceForce - Every day that George passes without Kellyanne, he looks better and better, while she…..doesn’t😢😢😢😢

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому

      @@madeleineprice9645 I think she was using evil magic to drain the life out of him to stay young!

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Місяць тому +2

      @@madeleineprice9645 Kellyanne is the picture of Dorian Gray.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 29 днів тому +1

      Add alternative parenting a.k.a. her daughter won't speak with her

  • @TeslaEVolution
    @TeslaEVolution Місяць тому +7

    All businesses Trump starts seems to END THE SAME WAY. Very predictable.

  • @qofaconfirmation
    @qofaconfirmation Місяць тому +3

    "Seth Tries to Laugh about a Thing That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" a.k.a. "Sounds We Never Thought We Would Hear Seth Make after We Left the Attic"

  • @fiveangrybunnies1470
    @fiveangrybunnies1470 29 днів тому +2

    Seth's "crazy laugh" sounds EXACTLY like Tucker Carlsons actual laugh 😂

  • @attilacsakberenyi1291
    @attilacsakberenyi1291 Місяць тому +7

    Can she just host the "Tales from the crypt" again? She was way better at that!

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow Місяць тому +3

    Seth always asks if we don't mind...but he never waits to hear our response. We mind, Seth! We MIND!

  • @mboettcher349
    @mboettcher349 Місяць тому +3

    You can save this for next week's corrections, but you can't download an app twice on an iphone, which is the OS you showed in your example, but you CAN do it through app cloning on some androids.

  • @jeffreycarman2185
    @jeffreycarman2185 Місяць тому

    Best callbacks ever. 😂

  • @rebeccap274
    @rebeccap274 4 дні тому

    I love the 'How dare you!!!' LoL 🤣

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Місяць тому +4

    4:20 - Top down, seat belt off, in a convertible... Definitely an "intelligent" creature...

  • @steveaustin2686
    @steveaustin2686 Місяць тому +4

    Seth, we know what happened the LAST time you hosted an event with Presidents. Wasn't it the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner where you created a supervillain? ;)

  • @dearbonks
    @dearbonks Місяць тому +2

    Seth, you really can make everything make sense. Hilariously, painfully make sense of everything! Xo

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde Місяць тому +3

    WEll done Seth and Crew

  • @chiguireespacialespecial
    @chiguireespacialespecial Місяць тому +7

    wonder if Putins little fingers are on it like the Casinos

  • @twalrus1
    @twalrus1 Місяць тому +7

    Watters won't show his phone because he has Grindr.

  • @jvandershark6267
    @jvandershark6267 Місяць тому +2

    Sooo… anyone else think the laughing part sounded like Tucker? 🤣

  • @jesseizzo8195
    @jesseizzo8195 Місяць тому +5

    The lemon juice expired 26 years ago, not 25.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Місяць тому

      #Correction 🐾

  • @augustneverends
    @augustneverends Місяць тому +5

    Hey Seth next time you laugh at something that is driving you nuts wear the Bird Bane mask, your cackle is very avian sounding.

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen Місяць тому +5

    Hey Seth!! I liove you!! ❤️

  • @tucci007da
    @tucci007da Місяць тому +2

    the squatty potty is a miracle of science and innovation! however I simply use a bucket turned upside down to achieve that 'squat' position which straightens out the colon for more efficient bowel evacuation.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Місяць тому +19

    In fairness, you don't look like you're having much fun in that ice cream date graphic either.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому +2

      👴🏻🥃 ARE U KIDDIN ME ? YOURE A TROLL

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Місяць тому +1

      @@paulyricca3881 - 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Місяць тому

      @@madeleineprice9645 👴🏻🥃 U GOT DAT RITE

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 19 днів тому

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    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 19 днів тому

      @@madeleineprice9645 😫 MADELEINEEPRICE U DOWN DERE? 🕳

  • @nunnayrbznz3576
    @nunnayrbznz3576 Місяць тому +3

    Seth, Don't take the Colbert invite personally. You aren't the Mike Johnson Look-alike! Treasure that ice cream date & take Joe to the airport, better to be a friend than an employee! (Yes. I KNOW it was a joke!)

  • @burningbarnavit
    @burningbarnavit Місяць тому +7

    I've never used Truth Social, but I certainly bought the stock. Why? If Trump is gonna run a pump n' dump, I'm jumping in and donating my profits to local Progressive politicians! 😂

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover Місяць тому +1

    “Big bull, strong bull, tears running down his face…”
    Never stop doing that joke. 😂

  • @evannadeau3938
    @evannadeau3938 Місяць тому +1

    Damn. One of the best monologues!

  • @zankfrappe5145
    @zankfrappe5145 Місяць тому +4

    Dang Kelly Anne looks beat up from the street up

  • @oneeyedphotographer
    @oneeyedphotographer Місяць тому +4

    To be worth 3.5 BILLION, djt has to be able to sell without the price falling. It's not clear he will be able to sell at all before Sept, and if The Holy Figure is seen leaving the ship, those shares will be worth NOTHING.

  • @kalitatl8540
    @kalitatl8540 Місяць тому +2

    I'm laughing with you Seth😢 I can't even begin...

  • @jeffreysmick821
    @jeffreysmick821 Місяць тому

    That laughing part was HighLarious!!!!!😂

  • @scottamartin2518
    @scottamartin2518 Місяць тому +3

    Giuliani is not only "Drivin' with the top down," but also "Drivin' without a seat belt." Pull that guy over and give him a "COMPLETE" 😉 search.

  • @trudiethomas656
    @trudiethomas656 Місяць тому +3

    Of the followers on true social, cant help to wonder how many are reporters etc.
    In all that money about the stock, what does that do to his taxes?

  • @dickhughes861
    @dickhughes861 Місяць тому +1

    I only watch the monologue. Why not run the monologues of the week together, back to back on Sunday. I would love to watch that.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Місяць тому +2

      They do except I think it's usually Fridays or Saturdays. Why do you need them to switch their schedule to post them on Sundays?

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe Місяць тому +2

    She should charge him $25,000,000 min. Upfront.

  • @brianleung67
    @brianleung67 Місяць тому +4

    Wouldn't the RR Crossing sign indicate NO Rudys allowed?

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, but it's no Rudys. They're allowed one.

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 Місяць тому +1

      I understood that reference ​@@00SmileTime00

  • @MrRjhyt
    @MrRjhyt Місяць тому +4

    Trump's shares only have that worth if he sells that at that price. It's true value, isn't the one of the launch bubble. I'm more outraged by the literally unjustified leeway, and reduction he was given with the looming half a billion fee he was facing being reduced by a third. That he'll clearly try to say should be the final penalty, and the equally inexplicable extension he received!

  • @johnrusselljr89
    @johnrusselljr89 Місяць тому

    SETH! YOU'RE 👑 ROYALTY!!!

  • @13thAMG
    @13thAMG Місяць тому +5

    The SEC should be investigating the spike in share price and prosecuting because of it.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Місяць тому +2

      I can´t beleive tha pace of the wheels of justice but I think they are grinding, and when Twampy loses in November, they will still slowly grind, Tinder is faster

    • @13thAMG
      @13thAMG 29 днів тому

      @@chiguireespacialespecial Yeah, It's insane that your American system over there preaches about fairness but slow walks what it wants to, all in the name of so called 'freedom'. More like FreeDUMB. Also, the recent threats to a Judge's daughter and the dissemination of images of Biden tied up in rope as a lynch mob prisoner attracts no action at all. But Kathy Griffin went through hell for a legitimate visual gag. Makes me sick.

  • @TeeJayDeluxe
    @TeeJayDeluxe 29 днів тому

    Seth is so fantastic 🎉