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  • @zeroreyortsed3624
    @zeroreyortsed3624 8 місяців тому +164

    The arms race between the writer's scripts and stephen's lung capacity is hilarious.
    The opening just keeps getting more convoluted.😂

    • @karezaalonso7110
      @karezaalonso7110 8 місяців тому +11

      I think it actually used to be longer and they cut it down,

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 8 місяців тому +6

      Probably on doctor's orders!

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 8 місяців тому +10

      My favorite part is when he says, "Sometimes... SOMETIMES..."

    • @TheSkylayne
      @TheSkylayne 8 місяців тому +2

      As long as he says topical everytime I’m good 😂

    • @redstickles550
      @redstickles550 7 місяців тому +1

      Is there an actual backstory to this? It’s hilarious but there seems to be a sort of challenge feel to each one

  • @TheloniousCube
    @TheloniousCube 8 місяців тому +73

    "milk got?" - they should use it and they should pay your writers!

  • @tonyhsloanejr
    @tonyhsloanejr 8 місяців тому +116

    So the new move for Panera is to take away what people want most. Quality.

    • @dannywolfpero
      @dannywolfpero 8 місяців тому +5

      They've been doing that for years

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 8 місяців тому +2

      Or info bout hormones.
      Do you know how to make a hormone----
      Shhhh( sorry) 😔
      * Don't pay her.*

    • @CannotBBlank
      @CannotBBlank 8 місяців тому +5

      Exactly. It's why I eat there, participate in their frequent buyer program... I can't be the only customer they will lose.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 8 місяців тому

      BUT THINK OF THE SHORT TERM PROFITS - C Suite execs as they prepare their golden parachutes

    • @repealthepatriotact
      @repealthepatriotact 8 місяців тому +8

      No, the new move is to package the company as attractively as possible for investors who may or may not be as concerned about organic and quality marketing. Nothing new, companies do it all the time. It's up to the new shareholders to push the board members to keep the quality high. We'll find out in 12 months.......

  • @ayceod
    @ayceod 8 місяців тому +21

    The fact that we're only slightly phased when an already overpriced fast food restaurant announces it will be DECREASING quality without any change to their pricing is absolutely insane...

  • @GummyBearWA
    @GummyBearWA 8 місяців тому +195

    When I introduced my 9yo grandson to the SW universe, he thought the blue milk was magic. On his tenth birthday, I made him blue milk to have with his Yoda bday cake. He flipped out.

    • @DarkMatter-no3td
      @DarkMatter-no3td 8 місяців тому +33

      @GummyBearWA Flipped out, he did... The force must be strong within the young Padawan. Train him, you must! 🙃🙂

    • @BullShitThat
      @BullShitThat 8 місяців тому +11

      Take him to Ep 10 did you, disappointed he was, when he saw the true magic of fresh blue milk 🤢

    • @bluegreenglue6565
      @bluegreenglue6565 8 місяців тому +4

      @@BullShitThat : D

    • @sevenprovinces
      @sevenprovinces 8 місяців тому +8

      In his adolescent years, NEVER invite him to a Breaking Bad marathon!
      All joking aside, that's cute!

    • @Canuckmom128
      @Canuckmom128 8 місяців тому +8

      Ahhh…the Power of Grandmas who are home Bakers, to impress the Grands. Great touch with the Blue Milk accompaniment !

  • @Ryfolamf
    @Ryfolamf 8 місяців тому +41

    Once again, drifters and bindles do the heavy lifting for Meanwhile.

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 8 місяців тому +9

      Better than the grifters and swindlers that do the heavy lifting in congress.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@malavoy1Republicans

    • @benn454
      @benn454 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@victoriabaker4400Yes, but really all of them, sadly.

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 8 місяців тому

      ​@@malavoy1 Well done👏

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 8 місяців тому

      @@benn454 I don't agree. And, when Democrats have been grifters or are corrupt, they get drummed out of the corps. Unlike Republican Party, where they are celebrated for a job well done.

  • @Awoken_Remmuz
    @Awoken_Remmuz 8 місяців тому +82

    Panera cutting cost, what investors and higher ups not getting enough money for penthouses and yachts?

    • @That-Guy_
      @That-Guy_ 8 місяців тому +9

      They are also switching to par baked frozen bread and getting rid of the bakers.

    • @skumchiken01
      @skumchiken01 8 місяців тому +23

      Nothing says quality like CEO bonuses.

    • @kylecarey4189
      @kylecarey4189 8 місяців тому +7

      Subway > Panera. Panera has been absolute shit for years. Portions, quality have been reduced over and over

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 8 місяців тому +3

      Yup, when businesses go to market their business plan changes from selling (quality) products to making money for stock holders, which is almost mutually exclusive. Seen it so effing many times…

    • @auralangst6177
      @auralangst6177 8 місяців тому +1

      Trickle down!

  • @theseinstrumentals
    @theseinstrumentals 8 місяців тому +97

    Wow, blue milk for sale. Finally. Too bad no one’s had access to food coloring for the past 50 years lol

    • @crptnite
      @crptnite 8 місяців тому +7

      Or a few blueberries and a blender.

    • @ronbingham1601
      @ronbingham1601 8 місяців тому +4

      Australia has had blue syrup for decades (called Blue Heaven). It makes an awesome milkshake.

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 8 місяців тому +27

    I heard that new blue milk now has 30% less Smurf.

  • @Atim-h7l
    @Atim-h7l 8 місяців тому +56

    Thank you for pointing out the ludicrosity called Palthow

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 8 місяців тому +7

      Once you've typed Paltrow you don't have to type out ludicrosity . :D

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 8 місяців тому

      She’s a hot mess. Hard to figure anyone would follow her. Glad to see the shine coming off of her.

    • @coma_TOES
      @coma_TOES 8 місяців тому +1

      @@donjones4719
      It's spelled *G O O P*

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 8 місяців тому +58

    The Coin Flip not being exactly 50/50 has itself been known for some years now. It's the percentage and the coin flip study that's new.

    • @sparkleyard
      @sparkleyard 8 місяців тому +9

      Methodologically investigating an assumption is kinda the point of science

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 8 місяців тому +8

      if you throw the coin at someone the result will always be the same.

    • @tonymarsh8436
      @tonymarsh8436 8 місяців тому +1

      Boring. Dude.
      Boring.

    • @jupiterkansas
      @jupiterkansas 8 місяців тому +2

      you're not invited to my party

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 8 місяців тому +5

      If you drop the coin over a sewer grate it will statistically not land on either side and go through the slots. The same law applies to cell phones.

  • @GrandLotus-Iroh
    @GrandLotus-Iroh 8 місяців тому +27

    I honestly didn't think Panera's food quality could get any worse.

    • @repealthepatriotact
      @repealthepatriotact 8 місяців тому

      @GrandLotus-Iroh What other sandwich chain are you comparing it to??

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 8 місяців тому +148

    I'd buy a blue "Milk Got?" t-shirt.

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 8 місяців тому +29

      Mmm, buy that shirt I would.
      Buy, or buy not. There is no try on.

    • @itsmeprasad1987
      @itsmeprasad1987 8 місяців тому +9

      @@jeffs6090Costco YODA

    • @ltberzerker9966
      @ltberzerker9966 8 місяців тому +9

      Too, me.

    • @MrChupacabra555
      @MrChupacabra555 8 місяців тому +8

      I don't know, after "Last Jedi" showed us that the milk comes from the teats of strangely humanoid, possibly intelligent Alien Sea Manatees. I'm not that jazzed to drink it now 😅😂

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 8 місяців тому

      @@jeffs6090 next day amazon prime deliver, mmh? blue lactose intollerant actually i am.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 8 місяців тому +17

    5:03 🤷‍♂Well, sure. Why not? It's still a gym and the equipment still works.

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 8 місяців тому +72

    47 years is a long time to milk a movie.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice 8 місяців тому +7

      Antifascism never goes out of style

    • @DarkMatter-no3td
      @DarkMatter-no3td 8 місяців тому

      @napalmholocaust9093 Maybe that's y the milk is blue. 😁 Just beware of the yellow snow....🤣😂

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 8 місяців тому +6

      When Disney gets involved, they'll milk it dry then sell it as powdered milk, just add your own water.😁😁

    • @TheZotmeister
      @TheZotmeister 8 місяців тому +4

      Underrated comment.

    • @JeannetteReed
      @JeannetteReed 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes Star. War's marketing began a whole phase of cashing in on a movie. TV ads during sentimental movies chop film time. 47 yrs make a newbie to squeezers of biblical, family, holiday, or you name it. Gone w Ten Wonderful Life at You, Kid Commandments. The uncut version is sometimes a revelation! It Happened One Night eg.

  • @rhetoricalquestion6009
    @rhetoricalquestion6009 8 місяців тому +8

    3:14 Panera dropping its "no antibiotics ever" promise?
    Well, if it's good enough for Chick-fil-A ...
    _[Meanwhile… Antibiotics In Chick-fil-A_ • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert • Mar 28, 2024]

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 8 місяців тому +59

    350,757 is a big number.
    Not as big as the amount of money t'rump owes for being a fraud, but still, pretty big number. 🤣

    • @Licayn
      @Licayn 8 місяців тому

      To the dingdong talking about the election, the only verifiable election fraud was committed by Republicans. Good job doing no research

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +8

    "It puts the olives on the pizza, or else it gets no tip again!"

  • @hervigdewilde3599
    @hervigdewilde3599 8 місяців тому +10

    "All chaps are assless." - Raj Koothrappali

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 8 місяців тому +1

      Sure, but the phrase has a real ring to it. 😂

  • @rhetoricalquestion6009
    @rhetoricalquestion6009 8 місяців тому +20

    _Star Wars_ blue milk: for those going-nowhere, stuck-on-the-farm blues.

  • @evancairo
    @evancairo 8 місяців тому +30

    When i was working at blues clues in 1998 i remember them doing a cross promotion with motts apple sauce that ended up turning all the kids' faeces a bright shade of blue and had to recall the product from all stores. How quickly we forget the past and rush to hubris again!

    • @jacquejac1840
      @jacquejac1840 8 місяців тому +11

      I'm not sure if you meant faces or feces. Either way is interesting.

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 8 місяців тому +4

      Smurf Berry Crunch cereal had a similar issue w/ blue & red stool (that'd be the smurfberries) leading to the formula being tweaked in 1987 & re-released as Smurf Magic Berries, before eventually being discontinued.

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 8 місяців тому

      Blue buttercream frosting does the same thing. 😁😁

    • @terryhunt2659
      @terryhunt2659 8 місяців тому +5

      And why would this be a problem?
      When I spent a long weekend in Dublin, I noticed that my increased Guinness consumption turned my stools black; various foodstuffs and drinks can affect urine colour (and smell). All harmless: digestion is not magic - what goes in somewhat influences what comes out a day or three later, it's not hard to put two and two together unless one is _very_ stupid.

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 8 місяців тому +3

      @@terryhunt2659 I'm one of those people with the rarer genetic mutation that when I eat beats, I pee red or pink LOL! It always freaks me out at first and then I'm like, "Oh, yeah, I ate beets..." LOL! My body doesn't process whatever it is that makes the red color in beets. It just passes through me LOL!

  • @rozalie_angel
    @rozalie_angel 8 місяців тому +2

    4:15 Long live František Bartoš !!! 🇨🇿 May Fortune be forever in your 50.8-percentage favour, fellow Czech citizen! ❤

  • @roterstern1301
    @roterstern1301 8 місяців тому +8

    5:13 is that the definition of "hit and run"?

  • @tedhennings4746
    @tedhennings4746 8 місяців тому +19

    I’d pay money to hear the late show band do a full show

  • @richardmiller9883
    @richardmiller9883 8 місяців тому +14

    No Moonwhile today?

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 8 місяців тому

      That would have been PERFECT! Right up there with, "A Closer Lick", from Meyers! (Ice Cream with Biden)

  • @HRHDMKYT
    @HRHDMKYT 8 місяців тому

    So many laughs in one tiny segment! “A drawstring from a drifter’s sweatpants”, “a squirrel’s teeth”, “pumpkin pies the size of a tractor wheel”…😂 I love ❤️ Stephen Colbert!

  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 8 місяців тому +18

    Wow, coffee in minutes, will wonders never cease. I chuckled heartily at Dr. coin toss at a party. And Gwyneth Paltrow could prance in front of me naked and I wouldn't notice. Well, maybe just until my coffee was ready. *_I love AOC._*

    • @rawworking
      @rawworking 8 місяців тому +2

      I concur. Love AOC

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 8 місяців тому

      Minuets Yes but the robot rabbit lays the fresh beans first.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 8 місяців тому

      Wow, five opinions in five sentences. Now that's efficient commenting!

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 8 місяців тому +9

    IF Panera uses less costly ingredients, betta go down on those prices to match the quality.. or conscience of the patrons.. :)

  • @trinleywangmo
    @trinleywangmo 8 місяців тому +2

    The Panera Joke was gold!

  • @jaym2381
    @jaym2381 8 місяців тому +2

    Everyone is making a thing out of blue milk, but what about the multi-coloured pot scrubber pads with jam and egg roll wrap?

    • @archive881
      @archive881 8 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget it's also deep fried!

  • @lundworks9901
    @lundworks9901 8 місяців тому +4

    My friend back in high school put blue color in her milk when she drank it in her rainbow glass with clouds so "the sky looked normal".

  • @DumpsterDivingDragon
    @DumpsterDivingDragon 8 місяців тому +2

    A coin flip is simply just another '49/51 thang' in life.
    `Just depends on what you're selling/flipping your Soul, to/for!

  • @stephenjames2951
    @stephenjames2951 8 місяців тому +7

    Ok the treadmill joke worked

  • @jimwilliams3816
    @jimwilliams3816 7 місяців тому +2

    Gwyneth Paltrow and “weirdly” go together at all times, regardless of context.

  • @machocamacho1503
    @machocamacho1503 8 місяців тому +4

    that eggroll looks like soylent green soylent red and soylent yellow. IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE

  • @jwnyc3
    @jwnyc3 8 місяців тому

    This Meanwhile intro was poetry and SC is an epic hero.

  • @iancowan3527
    @iancowan3527 8 місяців тому +4

    47 years... Took awhile but force is strong... "Is strong, this one. Yes!" - Yoda...

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe 8 місяців тому +1

    Um... I saw a robot making coffee and mocha back in 2017 - San Francisco. This is NOTHING new folks.

  • @robertglenn6905
    @robertglenn6905 7 місяців тому

    That was a Brutal Meanwhile!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sharktomesmiles
    @sharktomesmiles 8 місяців тому +5

    Damn it was the cup that turned blue when poring liquid into the cup. Don't make me get Star War Nerd on Thee!!!

  • @chucqie
    @chucqie 8 місяців тому

    Pill bottle filled with squirrel teeth...WHAt 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kemouse
    @kemouse 8 місяців тому +3

    "A teenager with strep coughed on this sandwich" It's advertising for an untapped market!

  • @kyrie363
    @kyrie363 8 місяців тому +3

    blue is a delicious color for some bizarro reason 💙

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 8 місяців тому +1

      Synesthesia is real. 😅

    • @kyrie363
      @kyrie363 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Kitty8791 omg right?! Spot on!

  • @ms0824
    @ms0824 8 місяців тому +1

    "And then.." 😂😂😂😂

  • @SyzygyNoon
    @SyzygyNoon 8 місяців тому +5

    In regards to that “egg roll”, I start at the bottom, slow down in the middle, and stop at the top, because I must vomit.

    • @Petalumination
      @Petalumination 8 місяців тому +1

      It’s too bad the slogan "taste the rainbow" is already claimed by Skittles. It would be perfect for the Mets' deep-fried monstrosity, as it travels down and then back up your gullet.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon 8 місяців тому

      @@Petalumination Amusement park ride called NOPE!
      (Don't worry. It's a small-town setup. No lawsuits involving the movie. Also, no relation.)

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 8 місяців тому +1

    Very smooth delivery of really good material.
    Put THAT in the Smithsonian.

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 8 місяців тому +2

    America truly is a place of wonder. I thought pies only came in one size.

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais 8 місяців тому +8

    I don't get IPO logic. Yes, you want to *maximize* earnings, but if the cost of that strategy is to destroy the brand differentiation and idea of Panera, or Reddit or whatever company that cut and streamlined itself into nothing but a forgettable option among many...the longterm prospects look terrible.

    • @That-Guy_
      @That-Guy_ 8 місяців тому +1

      They are also switching to par baked frozen bread. Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi markets have already switched. More to come this year.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 8 місяців тому +1

      So Panera stock will perform just like DJT ⬇️⬇️⬇️

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 8 місяців тому +2

      That's what I was thinking. This sounds to me like there was a hostile takeover of the company and they are now stripping assets.

  • @kappatvating
    @kappatvating 8 місяців тому +2

    Intro is always epic.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 8 місяців тому +1

    olease - when I was a teenager, I could consistently flip a coin, catch it, and display it as the opposite of its starting side. it's letting it hit the ground that adds the element of randomness.

  • @malusignatius
    @malusignatius 8 місяців тому +5

    4:50 was a bit harsh on the researcher... Anyone researcher I've met after deal with that data would be 'I don't want to ever see an effing coin-flip ever again...'

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 8 місяців тому

      He was just kidding. Everyone knows nobody would converse like that, it was just an opportunity to demonstrate another one of the countless gears of Colbert.

  • @MausMasher54
    @MausMasher54 8 місяців тому +3

    Uh, wouldn't Coin Flips be different between different sized coins????

  • @flnthrn2
    @flnthrn2 8 місяців тому

    That's Miss Paltrow to you, Steve.
    ❤❤😎😎

  • @herauthon
    @herauthon 8 місяців тому +3

    That eggrolewrap looks more like a scrubsponge .. PICA(R) certified..

  • @MM-iy7gz
    @MM-iy7gz 8 місяців тому +93

    In these divided times, can we at least agree that Gwyneth Paltrow should go away?

    • @tinkerstrade3553
      @tinkerstrade3553 8 місяців тому +4

      Frankly, I've never been impressed by her. But then, I'm anti Botox.

    • @ed9121
      @ed9121 8 місяців тому +10

      When did she go insane?
      She seemed nice to begin with and had some decent movies under her belt.

    • @bethany2820
      @bethany2820 8 місяців тому

      @@ed9121I think it’s like Tom Cruise… they’ve always been nuts, but they eventually reached a point of fame and wealth that they no longer cared about hiding it from the public

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 8 місяців тому +7

      It may be the only things keeping the country together.

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 8 місяців тому +2

      Aye, I could do that.

  • @oppositeofh8
    @oppositeofh8 8 місяців тому

    "milk got?" FTW
    😹😹😹😹😹 5/5

  • @karezaalonso7110
    @karezaalonso7110 8 місяців тому +6

    Nobody likes the smell of a stale "candle"

  • @mirrorman95
    @mirrorman95 8 місяців тому +1

    6:08 Best joke

  • @bill29-g3b
    @bill29-g3b 8 місяців тому +2

    Steven, I watch the show and I know you spend most of your time not over there, but, right where you are behind your desk sitting in your chair...Meanwhile. lol

  • @Lia-zw1ls7tz7o
    @Lia-zw1ls7tz7o 8 місяців тому +1

    5:13 „I‘m running on a Getaway Tread“ 🎵 😂
    The new single by Taylor Swift 😉

  • @julesBrockingthat1999
    @julesBrockingthat1999 8 місяців тому +10

    Don’t risk getting gastroparesis by taking Ozempic. I live with GP it’s not worth it. It’s pain and no gain.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 8 місяців тому +1

      Thanku .it's scary that every desperate obese person will flick to Costco for the shots!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 8 місяців тому +1

      Every desperate woman wanting to be " skinny" rushing to get OZ at Costco is horrendous and should not be permitted. We don't even know what the long term effects are yet except thyroid cancer------ sometimes,I think I'm the only one who believes this is a crap idea----thanx. ✌️

  • @kcguy8864
    @kcguy8864 8 місяців тому

    That Mets joke made me actually laugh out loud 😆

  • @stratusmccloud
    @stratusmccloud 8 місяців тому +1

    I love how certain words keep popping up in his intros, like "bindle" or "bespoke."

  • @corey_deroche
    @corey_deroche 7 місяців тому

    Love Stephen's deliveries. Awesome show as always.

  • @brokenalgorithms4741
    @brokenalgorithms4741 7 місяців тому

    Hey, I was just in the US and a coffee in minutes is an improvement. I waited forever for my coffees.

  • @louiebee6745
    @louiebee6745 8 місяців тому

    5:51 Yeah that Mets joke was below the belt.
    Accurate yes, but still...⚾️

  • @christopherszafranski990
    @christopherszafranski990 8 місяців тому +1

    Yoda would say, "Milk you have?" not "Milk got?" lol

    • @archive881
      @archive881 8 місяців тому

      I can see that image with the words "Milk you have got?" On a poster hanging in a school cafeteria. 😂

  • @RMhyrax1979
    @RMhyrax1979 8 місяців тому

    "Contaminated skunk bindle," lol 🤣☠

  • @comicartbymar2163
    @comicartbymar2163 8 місяців тому

    I still feel like he's gonna say quarantine while Everytime
    #unresolvedtrauma 🤣

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 8 місяців тому +93

    Former president for prison 2024

    • @charlesmitchell9690
      @charlesmitchell9690 8 місяців тому +4

      how many?

    • @karmachameleon326
      @karmachameleon326 8 місяців тому +9

      @@charlesmitchell9690However many of them currently have multiple felony charges, or have been recently been forced to pay millions of dollars for committing sexual assault.

    • @louisenurse1234
      @louisenurse1234 8 місяців тому +1

      The current mumbling bumbling stumbling man will not debate he is being impeached. Obiden is unable to give a speech.

    • @tsubadaikhan6332
      @tsubadaikhan6332 8 місяців тому

      I'd find Dick Cheney Guilty for purposefully lying to us about Iraq too.
      If Trump finds a Dick Cheney, the World is over.

    • @tsubadaikhan6332
      @tsubadaikhan6332 8 місяців тому +1

      @@louisenurse1234 Biden is being impeached? On the 'evidence' of a Russian asset? And you morons call yourselves Patriots? smdh

  • @christineheminger7762
    @christineheminger7762 8 місяців тому +3

    Panera: if you thought that nobody could ruin a ham and cheese sandwich

    • @That-Guy_
      @That-Guy_ 8 місяців тому +2

      They are also switching to par baked frozen bread. A few markets have switched and more to follow.

    • @bluecanine3374
      @bluecanine3374 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@That-Guy_ yeah i heard a tiny bit about that. So basically they bake the bread most of the way to kill the yeast and set the starches to get the inside all like bread, but stop short of forming a crust then freeze it. So risen but not fully ready. I guess this keeps it from going stale waaaaay longer and heats back up and finishes baking in just a few minutes. So guess it is better than just freezing the dough then having to wait a long time to defeost then bake, or frozen fulky baked which gets a weird texture

    • @That-Guy_
      @That-Guy_ 8 місяців тому

      @@bluecanine3374
      Yep and with the switch they don't need skilled bakers or the delivery network for fresh dough anymore.

  • @RealLoveHandles
    @RealLoveHandles 8 місяців тому

    Good, unbiased synopsis

  • @AbeKenney
    @AbeKenney 8 місяців тому +6

    Squirrel teeth!

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 8 місяців тому

      They spent all their animal welfare on them.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 8 місяців тому +1

    5:38 Seriously? Like we don't have _enough_ unhealthy food in this country?

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith 8 місяців тому

    "You could take out a tooth right now and I wouldn't even _feel_ it!"
    Of COURSE not, Stephen, it's not YOUR tooth...😬

  • @Leash_Canada
    @Leash_Canada 8 місяців тому +2

    Paltrow wearing Spanx (for compression) is like a snake wearing boots...completely unnecessary!

  • @natepicker436
    @natepicker436 8 місяців тому

    Pumpkin pie the size of a tractor wheel...exactly!

  • @tremkl
    @tremkl 8 місяців тому

    Has Stephen met a gym bunny? They won’t miss leg day for ANYTHING. 😂

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 8 місяців тому +2

    Well then that's the only thing the movie Idiocracy got wrong. Costco greeter guy would probably be a lot skinnier.

  • @deborahkogan8742
    @deborahkogan8742 8 місяців тому

    So good!

  • @tonymarsh8436
    @tonymarsh8436 8 місяців тому +6

    Hey Steve you missed a joke there.
    The guy in the gym, "Hey I gotta get outta here before the cops drug test me"!

  • @jamesdale6967
    @jamesdale6967 8 місяців тому

    🤣milk got !

  • @jakoblarok
    @jakoblarok 8 місяців тому +1

    Why aren't they calling it bantha-milk, then? Missed opportunity...

    • @jakoblarok
      @jakoblarok 8 місяців тому

      If I messed up the xeno-taxonomy, someone please correct me - I'd be aghast if I spread mis-info on *Original* Star Wars canon (to say: the foundational trilogy of Lucas's space-opera, pre-augmentation; and definitely not the 'prequel trilogy'[useful as it was for lore; though acted poorly, focused too much on the CG that tried to desecrate the original trilogy]; or the non-canon, CCP-catering Disney movies)

    • @jakoblarok
      @jakoblarok 8 місяців тому +1

      They even could've used it for specialty milks!...
      Imagine: "anti-biotic free, 100% free-grazing bantha milk (bantha is how we like to refer to our Jersey cows)".
      Reads like the kitschy label on a bottle of Pure-Land Dairy Milk (or whatever - I haven't seen the States for 5 years, so I forgot the name of that expensive brand of Jersey milk [with off-putting X-tian themes] that makes the best store-bought choco-milk in the US)

  • @angiecalderon2078
    @angiecalderon2078 8 місяців тому

    4:55 potato 🥔

  • @BeautyNeedsAWitness
    @BeautyNeedsAWitness 8 місяців тому +2

    You had me at "Paltrow loves Spanx" 🎉😂

  • @papasmamas1
    @papasmamas1 8 місяців тому

    Milk got 😂😂😂😂

  • @christinamann3640
    @christinamann3640 8 місяців тому

    The food at the Calgary Stampede looks at the Mets concession stand and says, “anything you can do, I can do weirder.”

  • @johnmcclure40
    @johnmcclure40 8 місяців тому

    So, they reinvented the coffee machine-- but made it slower.
    Bravo.

  • @courtneybermack
    @courtneybermack 8 місяців тому +1

    okay but can I get a deep fried cookie roll somewhere that's not a Mets stadium?

  • @cathyleatherman3097
    @cathyleatherman3097 8 місяців тому

    Always hilarious

  • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
    @Aura-Of-Syrinx 8 місяців тому +12

    black olives are one of the BEST pizza toppings, what is with this pizza olive hate i've been seeing these last few weeks?!

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp 8 місяців тому +2

      new yorkers dont know what good pizza is

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 8 місяців тому +1

      Olives are just a contentious food anyways, either love them or hate them!

  • @mcv2178
    @mcv2178 8 місяців тому

    'Contaminated skunk bindle' - yes!

  • @ME-zl8ts
    @ME-zl8ts 8 місяців тому

    I so relate to the gym guy continuing his workout. "Designated cardio time" must commence

  • @mikehoyt7592
    @mikehoyt7592 8 місяців тому +1

    I can't remember the last time nothing in Meanwhile struck me as funny.

    • @colinyandon6137
      @colinyandon6137 8 місяців тому

      It's probably when your mother farted you out?

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs 7 місяців тому

    Costco pumpkin pies are insanely good!

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope 8 місяців тому

    Milk got 😅😅😅

  • @billyyank1163
    @billyyank1163 8 місяців тому

    Another thing about that coin flip researcher: You do NOT want to thumb wrestle him.

  • @darthjump
    @darthjump 8 місяців тому

    You can find your blue milk in the fridge right next to the Cerveza Crystal.

  • @megan893
    @megan893 8 місяців тому

    Blue milk 🤦🏽‍♀️ Just add some food dye to your milk 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @Rose-p5m1v
    @Rose-p5m1v 7 місяців тому

    I bought a Panera soup from our grocery store a couple months ago because their cheese broccoli is USUALLY CREAMY & DELICIOUS, but this was sooo thin and watery and I found 1 tiny sprig of broccoli 🥦 and the cheese must have been whisked briefly through because the broth was more the color of dishwater. 😝😏