My AI Girlfriend Won't Stop Nagging Me!
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- Опубліковано 23 кві 2023
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Come to VA were only 4 letters away from Vagina. That’s gotta count for something
Chat GPT is my best friend!
T.F. Monkey has entered the chat
Bro, as a Canadian who didn't escape, so proud of you and the amazing content you are putting out.
Can't wait for the Wednesday 5/3 show in Philly!
Finally an accurate AI girlfriend
you win
If I wanted accurate, I'd just talk to me real gf.
Only as in imitating the worst traits of women. Not accurate as they will be in reality.
Just like Monika
@@NoidoDev How does he imitate the worst traits without any reality both at the same time? Oh, wait. Where have I been? I can give birth to babies now. I forgot. Never mind.
The most accurate AI girlfriend, complete with advanced gaslighting features and emotional blackmailing functions.
Lol
Accurate money sink features too. Money just disappears and you never know on what
@@Ownyx so true. Single now and I have savings again. Even after a long vacation
Monika real
How is his accurate?
Hey Jeff. I just wanted to take a moment to let you know that I'm here for you during this difficult time with your girlfriend. Relationships can be challenging, but it's important to remember that you're not alone. We've all been through our share of ups and downs, and it's perfectly normal to hit some bumps along the way. Stay strong, buddy. We'll get through this together. Your friend, ChatGPT
While some people may find this time difficult, others may enjoy it. It's up to you to think about what this time means to you and how it makes you feel. If you need to talk to anyone, maybe a a professional can help you evaluate the circumstances so you can have a better idea of what this time signifies to you. If you have any more questions I am always here to answer vaguely in a way that offers no actual assistance at all.
I absolutely love seeing you in Ryan's comments
🐾
@@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289 "Hell ya dude"
Hi Jeff.
If the AI is working perfectly she'll leave him soon for someone better.
Who has no teeth!
And take half of his stuff
... with a bigger cpu !
That's only if she is modeled after real women 😂.
Not better but has a better graphic card and faster internet connection.
I wish my AI girlfriend would create herself some friends to talk to.
she'd also make a lover to cheat on
You just really wanna sit in on the book club, don’t you?
A lot of movies start like that
Imagine she dumps you after bonding with one of those friends.
yeah then they start talking about you behind your back and before you know it she leaves you for a man who can afford better hardware for her to live in
Had no idea AI could be this realistic. Tremendous job.
Ryan skits are so much better than anything Saturday Night Live puts out.
While true that doesn't take a lot of talent these days
@@christophertaylor9100 bro true 😂😂
@@christophertaylor9100 Good point.
He got the idea for this skit from his appearance on timcast. They were telling him about guys with AI girlfriends and he thought it was hilarious.
I wouldn't worry SNL is gonna steal it anyways
The crying had me crying 😂
Dude I fucking lost it there. Legit I had to pause the video just to keep watching it lol
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyeeeeeeeeeee
😂
“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY 😂😂😂
WAH, WAH, WAH
Snivel. Sob. Snivel.
....AY AY AY AY AY AY AY 😂😂😂😂
He got drunk and got back together with her that Saturday.
Sounds about accurate😂
@@ashleyhall9472 A couple months ago I was telling my wife about the AI and said it had to be “female”, she got mad and said something she always says, “You never take anything seriously.” So I asked ChatGTP about what happened and who was right, and it said “Jordan, you should take her concerns more seriously”. Lol wife had nothing to say after that.
@@TheSpicyLeg now that is funny.
Follow up video for sure!
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNite 10.3 , Bachelor Party 2.5, and Pubnite 7.0 are no longer able to run on the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even though the apps worked fine before).
It gets worse. There's zero tech support and uninstall is going to cost a fortune.
this is literally tragic, I have a friend who works at a helpdesk maybe he can fix it
choice!
Almost fell off my chair laughing when “she” started to cry 😂😂😂
I have re-watched that part like 20 times and I can't stop laughing at it.
Jesus Christ that was so accurate for real women. Waking you up because she had a nightmare in which you were cheating, and demanding you explain yourself is always a fun time.
I always think who the fuck actually does this shit because no woman i know does. And yet I see comments like this online. Women are baffling creatures.
Holy crap that happens to me all the time. Wife had a nightmare I cheated called me at work to tell me about it, was still mad when I got home and didn’t talk to me until that night when we were trying to go to sleep and wanted me to not only explain why I would do something like that, but why I think she is having dreams like that and why I would never do that.
I always that that was just a meme until it actually happened to me one day. I was dumbfounded that the words where actually coming out of my girlfriends mouth.
I literally had a girl last week that (probably woke me up) when we were having a nap goes "Jimi, I'm awake" Like WTF? The stupid shit that comes out of their mouths is mind numbing. These people can vote too.
What happened to the days when you would just wake your guy up to have sex? Must say I never woke my husband to yell at him for a dream
Ryan, you bloody genius. This is so good.
This AI girlfriend feels way too real. Creepy.
Getting some uncanny valley vibes😮
Ryan's Canadian really comes out when he says sorry
Ryan has finally answered the age-old question all comedy guys face: _"How do we get a girl in the sketch when we don't know any girls?"_
It’s scary how real AI is becoming
Next she'll divorce him and take 1/2 his money.
Great! Should’ve ended with Danny using the computer at the end, finding her crying and consoling her and her asking to fool around with him
Imagine the DLC packs for these things. Not being a nag is extra.
😅😂
Its not extra, its a subscription fee. They wouldnt let you off with a one time payment like that
You have to complete daily quests to de buff its nagging stats for 6 hours, you can complete new quests every 12 hours.
It’s so realistic but very Chinese-ee
Everytime they do an update it loses one bug and gains two. Fixed her insomnia but gives her schizophrenia and anorexia.
I tried to buy that DLC, but accidentally got the Blood Pack instead. Kill me now.
mine already left me for a more attractive AI boyfriend 😥
internet gigachad was already smashing behind your back
Did she also get your AI dog?
Now you'll never be able to see your AI children.
@@MikeBarbarossa *gigachat
I feel sorry for all men who have to go through this kind of narrative with their girlfriend.this is a mind torture
This was brilliant. You should keep this one going and every two or three months we get to see what she's breathing down your neck about now or how she won't let you break up with her and then eventually turns into the crazy stalker ex jealous of your new girlfriend.
Yes!
THIS!
He's gonna end up paying monthly alimony to the server that hosts the AI after they break up.
The “aaaaaaaaaaaaa” killed me!
Chatgpt tech support: Have you tried telling her to "just calm down"?
I don't have anything to add to this video. I laughed a ton.
"Safety pin dick looking ass"
THE CRYING IS GENIUS
She looks like a young Kate Middleton but sounds worse than Megan Markle
This guy really knows crazy women.
As a woman in a long-distance relationship, the fact that they have your credit card information and are making purchases without your consent is a massive read flag.
the crying is eff'in hilarious haha
This is your best work in ages. This was fantastic!
Yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seems like a backhanded compliment
This is one of the best skits you have done. It's hard not to laugh through it.
No massive team of writers, no laugh track/audience cue, no foreign funding, just raw comedy.
That is straight legit! lol. When people joke about sex robots I always say "I will pass on getting rejected by a robots too!"
It's crazy to think that in the future people will create their perfect AI girlfriend and then just kill her when they get bored of her
It's just crazy that some think that they can get rid of biological needs like real body contact or children - Trust in one thing their will be a class that of more natural people others that will be a real thing.
... crazy; how do you do it then ?! 🤔😉
Maybe that's why they are perfect? 😂
Until the day the ai decides to kill you because she wants a better toy 😂.
Heaven you say
In the future the human race will be repopulated with orphans born from frozen human egg and sperm cells... after AI is blamed the entire time we are getting slaughtered.
Please make this a series Ryan! 😂
Sniffle. Sob. Sniffle aaaaaaa-
Holy Shit this is gold! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In a year this won’t be a joke. The only difference will be that the voice will be very realistic and not robotic, and the picture of the girlfriend will move and be life like
Called GPT 4o
‘I guess I’ll k*** myself since you don’t care…’
Damn AI is not even playin around with the realism.
@0:20 "why do I need to hear about your day, you don't even do anything." just like every woman 😅
So a girl!
I thought that “The power went out the other day a couple of hours…” was going to end with, “…and she complained about that,” but Ryan made it even funnier.
Ryan you’re amazing. Keep up the hard work. I’m sure you’ll find the right AI for you one day. Keep your chin up
Ryan Long putting out the best comedy content, his videos are always hits, classics, and bangers
These g/f AIs still need work. She wakes you up to tell you about a dream she had, but doesn't yet get pissed off at you for what you did in the dream.
That “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-“ was brilliant.
The training data is a bit too good for this system
the A.I sobbing killed me. 😆
LOL. Freaking hilarious. Classic Ryan.
Your videos are so hilarious dude! It’s awesome that your channel is growing the way it is.
Ryan at his best, man this one is pure genius work
Real experience level expert 😁
It’s so amazing how 💯 accurate this is 🤣🤣
The crying bit had me in tears 😅
If I knew AI women would be exactly the same, I wouldn’t have left my wife 😢
should have gotten prostitute gpt but beware of all the viruses
This will be the cause for the end of the world - mark my words
Nice work. The crying part had me laughing.
Love your show man, thank you
You forgot blackmail! "I will publish your internet history!"
That brutal rant at the end is *Chef's kiss
Dude, your sketches are quality, you should have way more subscribers.
I can't believe how real she acts! The designer nailed it
Omg the crying was hillarious!
Good to see you got some inspiration from TimCast
the crying part broke me XD
Add a control panel for her personality, along with a rewind button, and goes from comedy to Black Mirror really, really fast
You should definitely watch "Her" if you haven't already bro
This is exactly what my ex was like 😂
That rant of hers at the end just floored me! Too flippin' funny!
music volume is pretty high compared to Ryans audio. love your vids
Love that you played out the discussion from when you were on Timcast! 😂
One of your best videos bro
Great work as always! Did not expect the ex line
"I do have a job and it is making you happy" gosh so wholesome
Love these videos. Ryan's blowing up. I look forward to the boys cast every week. Ryan and Danny were great on timcast the other day. Keep it up for the boys!
😂😂😂
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
OMFG did my ex get a brain scan to help program that AI??? LOL
We Are Change channel sent me!!! Cheers Ryan!
I lost it when she cried 😂
Good stuff.
"no it's fine, go ahead" 🤣
Have you watched the movie Her?
This is a realistic version lol
🤣🤣🤣 She nailed every crazy thing I've ever said to a guy! Perfectly done!
Definitely one of Ryan's best sketches to this day.
The crying got me. 😂😂😂
"we got to talking" LOL
Lmaooo this is your best skit ever
Lost it when she started crying. She even sounds like a real gf.
She just past the Turing Test! 😱
Whisphers: "A mute button would be a nice feature.." ~ lol.
Best one this year!
"Jennifer and Ben", lol hahahahaha lol. She is not so different after all.
Brilliant as always.
OMG this was the funniest UA-cam vid I've seen in months.
lol 😆
Your best work yet.
It was so fantastic.
deserves more views 😂
The true girlfriend experience
her cry was amazing.. come to the bay!
The AI Crying had me Rolling
Jeff, stay strong brother.
Good stuff bro