How To Prevent Your Friend From Quitting Drinking?
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- How do you prevent a friend from quitting drinking? (IMPORTANT QUESTION)
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"Rehab is for quitters"
I think the guy at the end thought you meant molotov cocktails. That's how he does it back home. When he throws a bottle of liquor through someone's window, he lights it on fire first. That's just how he rolls. "The bottle was on fire right? Because it's alcohol right? You throw through window?" He might have never even drank anything weak like beer so didn't know some bottles you can't light on fire. He just drank liquor, so assumed you could light all alcohol on fire and throw it through someone's window to burn down their house.
I quit 5 years ago. I'll Never go back!
I can't stand all these mutts wearing masks.
LOL all these plebs wearing masks are hilarious.
That last guy was like 10 steps ahead of you, why drink the alcohol, when you can turn it into an even more fun molotov cocktail.
I always thought the main ingredients were gasoline and styrofoam?
@@9an13l Thats for napalm, just add any chemical or alcohol that catches fire easy then put any ol rag partly in it maybe put some tape so it holds then light it and throw
@@thatguy7683 so you mean to tell me i made napalm cocktails when i was 16? Neat!
@@9an13l I guess so
@@9an13l r u the real slim shady?
That last guy is a legend. He managed to creep Ryan out and make him run 🤣🤣🤣
Troll Troller
I think he thought Ryan meant his buddy threw a Molotov at the deans house
First time anyone has managed to do that!
*flicks lighter continuously*
ya LOL
I almost decided to put the bottle down and live a sober life, but thank god Ryan gave me the inspiration I need to become the alcoholic he knew I was destined to be.
God bless, we were *this* close to losing a perfectly good alcoholic. Ryan coming in clutch.
Life is less fun without alcamahol
Dude. Youre a legend !
Cheers!
LONG LIVE THE KING!!
“The worst is the people who can take a lot”
“Legends yeah”
she getting real though. Better times with lightweights. Everyone should stave off once in a while so they can maintain the legendary status, hopefully.
Sad, sad thing to have to go through. I hope he recovers from this and goes back to being a fucking legend.
I agree, it'll be such a waste of a pretty good alcoholic
Idk how Ryan kept a straight face when that guy said “cigarettes are fire, see” 😂😂😂😂
"si?"= "yes?"="right?"
"No?"
He was confirming if the bottle was flaming and full of spirits.
Like in home country.
Fire. 🔥 see fire. See flames. Fire. All is fire.
See ya Tuesday.
Yeah, Ryan was using terms like "Lit" and "Fire" after describing the bottle being thrown. Total miscommunication, but hilarious.
“You’ve hit the rock-bottom of boringness.” 🤣🤣🤣 With friends like these, who needs enemies?
✋
"don't drink, have a smoke" -absolute legend
@Refined Snack just giva ya self a lil boostah!
@Refined Snack I want to party with her
@Refined Snack #Boofit
WHY COMPROMISE? I'll do a bowl and a 64oz Margarita. If I'm at home, I'm bustin out the fuckin' DON JULIO 1842 since they make a mean margarita. And I accidentally keep buying them. I have two unopened and one opened. Not the most expensive I've tried, but 200/bottle, is nothing to sneeze at. The Del Toro Day of the Dead Patron was the most expensive I've bought, 2x, 500/bottle.
@@tdata545 I'll smoke a joint or a few bowls and drink a Natty Daddy.
I'd rather drink cheap alcohol and by more weed
"I'm done" pretty much summarizes every person Ryan interviews lol
except for 'cigarettes are fire' dude, there is just no approriate summary for him
He really pushed it with that lady. She was not up for nonsense. I hope her day brightened up
And I hope this was the last time they did this... This fake interviews can be funny, but not when they clearly just force someone into a video, against their clear rejection... I'm pretty sure it's also illegal to do this in most countries.
@@tonyod.1161 Well it's not like they don't ask the people to sign an agreement that allows them to show their face on the videos
Last guy actually managed to troll Ryan
Subconsciously though.
My favorite part was when the guy discovered fire
@@sp-jr--------4266 samanta UNcool
As a sober alcoholic who is a shell of his former self, this hits hard.
Get back on it dude. Be the legend you once were!
I'm absolutely convinced I'll be 'Fun Bobby' off Friends if I quit drinking, talking about when hardware stores close.
believe me bro you're more fun without it... this video is just a joke don't take it too seriously. Alcohol livens the party for normies but for dry alcoholics (I am one too, sober for years now) we don't react the same way.... it's not fun when you're pissing yourself, crying calling exes, starting fights with strangers, vomiting over people's new shoes, or whatever flavor of drunky you were. Think of your spouse/partner, parents, kids, grandma, neighbor, the mailman, whoever you got. They appreciate having the real you, raw dogging life, being there for them and REMEMBERING all the great moments. Instead of dreading the next time you meet again "I wonder if [s]he'll be drunk again today".
If you really wanna scare yourself straight and haven't yet, I suggest going to a few AA meetings, not necessarily to actually join, but just to see people who are further along the path of addiction. I went to AA as a 20 something and saw 40 somethings talking about losing their house, wife, husband, custody of children, in and out of jail, being cross addicted to other drugs... I realized there is no light ahead for an alcoholic if we keep drinking, the longer you live the more you have to lose. Get out while u can.
Not to be a downer on a comedy video just saw this comment had a ton of likes and wondering if a lot of people out there resonated with it. You can't take a video like this too seriously, it's not about actual alcoholics lol
@@loulou3676 wooosh mate, wooosh
I would just smoke weed at parties, but that's me
What are the consequences of being a legend?
I’m borrowing that one.
hash-tag me too
That was the best joke
“I’m the fun one - hahuheeeeeh”
Awkward yeah
Pyro was just trying to show you how fire it was
Lmao, I have to imagine that's his response to basically everything.
Boss: can you come into work Saturday?
Crazy guy: is fire.
Dad: your mother is sick, she's not doing well.
Crazy guy: is fire.
Police: sir, you're under arrest for arson...
Crazy guy: is fire.
Police: yes. "Is fire". Now come with us please.
I’ve been sober for seven years and this was hilarious....I’m also now going to stop at the liquor store on the way home and call up the old crew....
Good for you... good for you.
I want to upvote you, but its at 69, so I won't.
You never called me :'(
This type of humor hits too close to home xD
It's like edgy without being offensive. So weird.
Don't forget to jump over a car and punch a cop before the nights out. If you're going to jump off the wagon be sure to set it on fire first.
Somehow Ryan managed to find a legit pyromaniac.
I love that the last guy felt it was necessary to whip out a lighter as visual aides when describing the complexities of fire, to the man with the microphone and very expensive camera. Also, he heard "bottle,", "window" and "drunk" and ramped up what was a stupid and drunken, (relatively) petty crime to full-out attempted murder.
The sinister music was completely justified.
I think he pulled out the lighter because he thought Ryan couldn't understand his accent.
Moltov arson isnt attempted murder anymore of its against police or conservatives....
@@Kennypowers51 that's where you're wrong kiddo
I've had to go through this with most of my friends so this really hits home. As you get older almost everyone hits a bitch faze where they want to quit drinking, but it's your job as a real friend not to let that happen and keep them committed to being a legend.
Facts. At the same time im praying that this is sarcasm
Nah man, everyone who tries to quit drinking is trying to quit being even remotely spontaneous.
@@CyborgeWashington Oh, so its like that huh...
I invite you to take a gander at this very factual information:
Drinking can be considered losing therefore winning would be quitting, if you're quitting something that makes you lose. Hows that for word math?
Drinking is only losing if u r drinking alone or because u r sad. Drinking w the lads is winning
@@johnsignorelliiii8047 even tho i get what u saying, nobody gets drunk because they're happy. Over indulgence in brain intoxicating substances is almost always a clear sign of not being content with life
I’ve given up drinking for good.
Now I only drink for evil.
Your "Ah ha!" moment on the last guy's interaction definitely gave him the impression that he explained himself perfectly.
He did. Geez dude, alcohol is fire. Keep up!
hahaha I've never seen Ryan full stop bailout of a conversation as I did with fire guy. The edit was fire.
The last guy convinced him that not drinking is the way
The guy with lighter says FIRE and everyone loses their minds!!!
IZ FIRE.
backs away slowly
Dude.... don't ever stop what you're doing!
The old lady that was asking to be interviewd really had a great point
This is the kind of shit I'd expect in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
As someone who's been sober for almost 4 years, this is pretty damn funny.
We miss you and wish you would start drinking again.
Congrats 👏🎉
You have been boring for 4 years. Your friends miss the fun Mark. They don't love you enough to be truthful and tell you "Hey Mark, please get drunk off your ass and be fun again. You are boring and it needs to stop." :D
I've had three years off heroin but I think I might start up again. Throw the Kratom away and get back on that train
start drinking again buddy , we miss the old mark :(
The examples of his friends drunk behavior is f*cking hilarious.He said it was the greatest night of my life🤣🤣🤣🤣
nothing like that is ever gonna happen again...
I love/hate when Ryan talks to foreigners... It's so much easier to put words in their mouth due to the language barrier XD
The communication barrier + misunderstandings and the way they express things is sometimes hilarious. Kuddos to them for being able to speak in their non-native language in front of a camera!
You should be more worried why These people all dont speak english.
Im sure theyve recovered from being filmed by now
"The worst is people who can take a lot."
"Yeah, Legends."
😂
This made me laugh a lot, but I genuinely feel bad for the old lady. She just wanted to read her book in peace
Just got arrested on Terrorism charges, told the FBI I was making a bomb as opposed to having a beer with the boys.
They weren't having it.
Why didn't you tell them you identify as Muslim and they are discriminating against you
That lighter demonstration really helped me understand the point about alcohol being fire and cigarettes are fire too 👍 your friend should start smoking stuff too...
Nothing like ending with serial killer vibes.
Watch out for that last guy xD
Thank the Lord that I've been able to keep all my friends from going sober. It's been a real blessing 🙌
Wow! so we know the secret weapon to end the interview?!
A lighter!!!
The true test would have been asking them advice on getting a friend to start drinking, then contrasting that with stopping a friend from quitting. That way the crew is bunch of legends.
Broke off too early Ryan, the last guy was trying to teach you how to make a Molotov cocktail!
I love how he keeps talking to that woman who doesn't want to be interviewed, telling her crazy crap, and her confused look
At a certain point...
Picking on people who wear a mask, outside, is like bullying the kids on the short bus.
I'm a bully on -my- a short bus. Thanks for the new idea.
Christ and a half I'm glad no longer live in a city with these tards.
I see morons wearing masks while driving alone in their cars.
Nothing wrong with wearing a mask. It's winter and it's cold. It might not stop you from catching a disease but there are other reasons to have one.
@@doubledee8677 I wear it out on the street in case some babes want to make out. Gotta stay safe from cold sores.
"Just make a bomb, yeah! :)" killed me
"he throw fire bottle"
Well it was pretty fire
Need more of the pyromaniac.
“After all is SAID and DONE, more is SAID than DONE.” ~ Aesop
The last guy out-Ryan Longed Ryan Long XD
that last interaction is your normal day to day interaction in vancouver
Never stop, never stopping.
Conner4 Real.
"The worst are the people that can take a lot." Ryan: "Legends".
"Legends, yeah."
2:30 she's so sweet, you can tell she cares about you
cigarettes are fire.... see? what a legend
Ryan's ok too
🤣🤣🤣 what the shit was that guy talking about??🤣
"any opportunity is a great opportunity to speak to someone" -masked man
"Im the fun one"
* laughs like a sick Waterfoul *
How he can keep a straight face inspires me.
Ok the guy with the soccer ball is my favorite, “there’s consequences in after life!” So true king, so tru
‘I’m the fun one’, ‘maybe overcompensating?’
I love the ominous end editing on the totally nice dude who misunderstood molotov cocktail vs beer bottle.
Old lady: I really don't want no part of this...
Ryan: yeah so anyways, then he gets naked😅😂
"Maybe over compensating?" He has that nervous shake in his voice X-D
i cant believe there was only one guy who actually took a stern stance on ryan being the actual problem 😂😂
I want Ryan Long' autograph. He's a legend.
The funniest (saddest) part is that all of them are pretty much automatons that hear their programming over the actual words coming out of Ryan's mouth.
They see a man with a microphone and camera and immediately think it must be a government funded scientific interview. They can't fathom the idea that they are being screwed with.
That last dude just brought the gift of fire to ryan and he didn't even realize
"You see the fire" the thing is nobody saw his mouth move.
the fire psycho waving at the camera at the end like that was a completely normal interaction for him lmfao
Next thing that gets torched, you know who to ask.
I just threw 4 years off heroin down the drain after watching this. Thank you Ryan Long.
The one time Ryan almost shat himself with the fire maniac 🤣
Way to dodge getting murdered...i mean fire. .. by the last guy
That last guy is a member of the fire religion
fire is alive and we must continually feed it!
May Fire bless you and never burn out
What you just said is pretty much the Zoroastrians religion (religion of ancient Persia)
wow. No sense of trolling neither a taste for humor on this bunch. I love how you guys pick them out!
0:24 she's the smart one straight to the point wtf 🤣🤣
That last guy, Ryan was just like "aw heck naw" and just ran
The cigarretes are fire. lololol
that last guy was on another level
0:45 "I'm the fun one. Ahahaaaaaa!"
*Uncomfortable silence*
"Maybe overcompensating?"
You're a legend sir.
Obviously the last dude is everything… but also the fact u made it black & white just had me rolling… watched that like 8 times 😂😂
This is a very interesting way to probe people's morality. Well done.
the last guy summarized Toronto in 10 seconds.
That Eastern European woman definitely knows some guys who have hit the bottle hard, you can just tell
I died at the part with the gran, oh god
"you've hit rock bottom of boringness" lmfao
Fire… pure fire… my man with the lighter… he understands. He KNOWS!
"Yea it was pretty fire"
LMFAO...then cuts to the dude flickering a lighter....amazing.
"Yeah it was pretty fire"🤣
It could be an economic reason. In that case, get initiated to brewing your own booze.
There's always solutions to prevent an end to drinking.
He does confuse people with just questions. This one freaked people out. Except that last guy.
He called us legends, but he's the real legend
It reminds me of Onion sketch. They had intervention to show their colleague how he's deathly boring since he stopped drinking.
It's Always Sunny did that as well
"I don't drink. I'm the fun one" ~INSANE-PERSON LAUGH~
"Legends, yeah." - Ryan Long
Cigarettes are fire.
See?
Fire.
That hit so deep, I need a drink. And a smoke.
This reminds me of The Onion's AA skit.
"I used to have a very close friend...but he gave up drinking. Now he won't even answer the phone when I call screaming incoherently at 2am just to sing Rolling Stones songs like we used to do at the bar after work."
I love the blonde, please tell me she really was the only one that figured out this was a joke.
NGL that last interview was fire