Hey Matt and Shane. Lil emotional dawg comin at ya. Thank you for doing all that you do. I have been really suffering lately and blessing me with this gossip circle really helps. Thanks dawgs
I have a hard road ahead of me. The type of venture can leave a man dead or disillusioned. When crying out of pain from the boredom, I let out a whimpering prayer. The dogs heard my prayer and out of grace a new prophecy has dropped. Thank you Dawgs. Thank you 🙏
Caught the show at the stand last night. Normand kept saying tough crowd but I literally couldn’t stop laughing. The shaman was great too. Love the dawgzz
That Tyson video is to this day the greatest video in the internet. I go into tears every time I watch it. And say it to my buddy’s at least twice a month.
It's hilarious that them roasting the biohacking stuff reminded me to go get some sunlight, it also made me remember that you can't be stressing about all that shit or it defeats the purpose
Got 8 years clean off the hard stuff. They help me not go back. But man I wonder why I don’t just throw the little amount of good in my life away for sweet sweet opiates and stimulants
However you feel right now, you won’t feel like that forever. It’s easy to forget that. Everyone alive are descendants of men who had the strength to face the world. That strength is in your blood brother, find it.
True. Joe tends to ruin any episode with comedians. He should only have serious guests at this point since he doesn’t seem able to keep up with comedians anymore.
@@KrikZ32 don’t forget it takes some inspiration from King of Comedy also, but I’m just speaking on Joaquin’s performance and not the actual film itself.
Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com
Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates
Go See Mark Live @ marknormandcomedy.com/
AND THE NOW dawgz FEAST
Thank you again Matt
I heard that large dongs are floppy
No
Shane killed in Vancouver!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark is the perfect guest for any podcast. He doesn't over talk, let's people get their stuff in, and every couple of minutes throws out a gem.
He’s the anti-Bert
@@markr8690
True!
Lol he’s the Dwayne Johnson to the fast and furious of podcasts lmfao.
@@ds698 what a terrible comparison
@@ds698
Boo this man. Boooooo
Mark saying “Pull it up Jamie” on every podcast never fails to make me laugh 😂
The queef is in the anal!1!1
Give it a goog J-mo
Lmfaooo I thought I was tripping when I heard that 🤣😭🤣😭
@@adamgonzales6005exactly 🤣🤣🤣
This production team is unmatched. Holding a phone up for us to see the puppy. I mean top notch. Thank you for your service
Joe rogan said it best... "Don't over complicate things."
@@Woofwoof1929I think Confucius said that first
Nah it was saint rogies@@chikelord
Picturing shane at like 16 on the shitter while his mom reads For Whom the Bell Tolls is absolutely hilarious 😂
Are you Orthodox?
Then bro would lie down on Phil to watch TV haha
@@BadGoyz4Life yup 😂😂😂
@@BadGoyz4Life holy shit this made me do my jim jones impression to myself .... "oh my gawd , oh my gawd"
Praise be to The Dawgz for yet another blessing
🙏🏼
Inshallah
All praise to the most high
Blessed be the fruit
😂
What a great guest. I walked in, I said “Wow, what a great guest.” 👌
I'll never get tired of Normand and Shanes chemistry. Matt fucking rules so hard to
We love the shaman!
Only rivaled by Dan Soder’s chemistry
Hell yeah
They crack me up on protect our parks. I love how they kinda split off and will do their own thing often.
@@yannyyansen9743 he has like a psychology degree and the guy is clearly intelligent
7:27 shane said audibly after mark asks"is your mom retired" shane said audibly "shes out now shes retarded"
that was for all the REAL DAWGZ out there
did he say it audibly though?
@@biggrocc19 i think there is an argument to be made that it was in fact, “audible”
dawgible... Got damn i'm killing it tonight . cringed so hard at myself i reverse farted
@@jpf1186 what? Was that supposed to be a play on the word audible?
Some call it autism, I call it havin’ that DAWG in me.
Damn I should get a puzzle piece sticker to honour Nick Mullen. On my sSnowboard
Dawgtism
Dude that needs to be on a tshirt!!!! 🤣
It's called gaytism, and it's easy to get all up in yuh guts my fellow blacks
@@BaldHeadedManc lmao!!!! This comment just cured racism. Mission accomplished
Aurora shooter as Jack Nicholson Joker with a tommy gun and Prince song playing is hilarious
classic mullen premise
Guardrail had me dying, it’s the little things with Mark
Hey Matt and Shane. Lil emotional dawg comin at ya. Thank you for doing all that you do. I have been really suffering lately and blessing me with this gossip circle really helps. Thanks dawgs
Have you prayed to our patron Saint Rogies?
stay well dawg u r not alone
@@gavinmiller9856 never heard of eem
@@thestarchild7519 that joke went over your head about as fast as they go over Rogie's
@@00gr1ngo8 clearly you don’t understand sarcasm….
Dropping this on us right before the commute home? Praise be 🔥🙏🏼
Imagine my shock returning home after my 13 minute drive to see this has dropped an unfortunate near miss.
damn that’s so real
Under his eye
Timing is truly testament to our God’s greatness
0:28
The quiet "just graaze!" adlib from Shane at 41:37 was an under-appreciated moment here
Shane definitely listed to rap growing up lol
The boys blessing us with Marky mark
Kevin Harty Hart
Lord uh mercy
@@dthbdbsfgh What happens between two grown men in the bedroom is none of our business, ok.
@@dthbdbsfgh
>Like their eyes are open enough to get anything in there to blind them
"Could be related to george" is easily one of the funniest things mark normand has ever said
By far the best line he’s ever dropped.
So glad you boys have got big enough for Kevin Hart to come on the show!
Praise Allah!
That comment may not age well 😂 He got Diddled
Mark’s ability to riff is unmatched
Shane is definitely the kind of kid that gets stories read to him when he shits😂
A real American hero 🇺🇸
That tracks.
Sounds like he had a loving family growing up.
the amount of confidence he had when bragging about that is so funny
I would never do that for my son. We're shitting in shame in this house.
This is probably the funniest trio to exist man love these DAWGS
I have a hard road ahead of me. The type of venture can leave a man dead or disillusioned. When crying out of pain from the boredom, I let out a whimpering prayer. The dogs heard my prayer and out of grace a new prophecy has dropped. Thank you Dawgs. Thank you 🙏
With that mustache, Shane has officially become John Candy from Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Definitely could pass for a smaller version of John Candy
He really does look like John candy 😂😂😂😂😂
War mode topics with Shane and Matt would be ideal podcast
100%! Crisis actors in the migrant caravan… discuss
Peak podcast for sure
All I want to hear is Bill moan about liberals and people who call him a conspiracy theorist and Spud telling him not to worry.
He needs to do an episode on General Robert Neyland.
Poky Little Puppy is god tier
7:25 anyone else catch Shane callin his mom retarded 🤣🤣🤣
I was hoping someone would say something
Awwwe I loved Poky Puppy.. when I was little.. I remember loving the page where he finds a huge strawberry🐶🍓😂
The bae's love sweet red fruit
Mark and Shane's foot wag is on another level. Take notes, comedians. One must master the foot wag before taking the stage
Caught the show at the stand last night. Normand kept saying tough crowd but I literally couldn’t stop laughing. The shaman was great too. Love the dawgzz
“Suck my tongue? How about a handshake?”
Normand is the best.
The dawgs have blessed us on this beautiful Wednesday.
One of the best guests on my favourite podcast. Thanks chaps, appreciate the content!
Blessed be the holy celestial waters, the norm dawg has joined our fellow brethren on this most excellent Wednesday. Amen.
Wooder
Ramadan Alecum brother stay safe stay fit
That Tyson video is to this day the greatest video in the internet. I go into tears every time I watch it. And say it to my buddy’s at least twice a month.
Mark being overpowered by Matt and Shane is amazing 😂😂 he’s never this quite
This quite what?
This quite overpowered 😂
This is literally how Mark always is lol
@@patrickbird7625😂
*Quiet
Mark is so consistently funny, every time he is recording anything
This is the chillest I’ve ever heard mark normand be. Everyone is made funnier in the presence of the bois
Thank god i had the barrel in my mouth. Bless the big dawgs 🙏
Dude dont do that again...... just rewatch old MSSPs when ur feeling down!! The dawgs are always here to make ur day brighter 😁✌
The noose will have to wait
In trying times I relisten to the old testament eps.
@@InspectorButters4 much love man, that truly means a lot ❤️
The sly phone screen recording so we know etc a pokey puppy is, had me in tears 😭 that’s commitment right there
In times like these, the dawgz drop exactly what we need! SODTAOE
I love how besides being funny af Shane knows so much about history, really adds to everything they get into haha
He doesn't really know that much dude lol
I literally dropped my phone as I fired up YT and this is what played.
Praise be all the Dawgz
Shane saying “just graze” like Just Blaze was masterful
Seeing Mark tomorrow in Bozeman.... And I get hit with this just before. Mark and the Dawgz. Blessed be my week
Mark is the spiritual successor to the legend of Norm MacDonald.
Today has been awful this could not have come out at a better time. Plus Father Normand🙏🏼🙏🏼
Hope your day got better.👍
Good ole Zuckerberg
For all you boys watching, currently in the middle of a tornado working down in Oklahoma, so it def didn’t get better😂
@@zackwright9883 be safe, top dawg.
The "could have been related to George" joke by Normand was brilliantly timed and hilarious.
What a hot cast! I walked in I said "wow this is a hot cast!"
Shane's Dad shoes have me fucking weak 😆 🤣 😂
Mark taking his shoes off like he owns the place. Check Mate, Shane!
Check Shane, Matt!
59:21 “I don’t think you have any thoughts” lmfaoooo 🤣🤣
Thank you Dawgz for his many blessings
#Shane and Matt… thanks for the great fun for so many years. I love Mark too. Hope to see you live soon✌️🫵👌
I’ve got a red rocket for this podcast. Bringing the inner dawg out of me.
Need a launchpad big boy?
@@Jibrilpuff I’ve already got a pee pad.
The kid screaming in the intro is what I think about very morning for the past month it makes me so happy 💕
The dawgz with the slickest cat in town, couldn’t get any better.
My grandfather worked on the build of the CN Tower in Toronto wildest stories about working at those heights before safety was priority.
“Pockets ain't empty, cuz. And we ain't hungry no more either, brah” How great is our God on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon.
Shane's reaction at around @59:00 after Matt says that foul ass shit was hilarious.
I appreciate Shawn holding up his phone for the video watchers
Big assist by the Gard Rail
Thank you Shawn
Holy GuaRd
It's hilarious that them roasting the biohacking stuff reminded me to go get some sunlight, it also made me remember that you can't be stressing about all that shit or it defeats the purpose
Matt and Shane’s pods are actually the only thing keeping me from completely destroying my life physically, socially and mentally
Get it together brother
Damn bro, find a rewarding hobby or passion
Got 8 years clean off the hard stuff. They help me not go back. But man I wonder why I don’t just throw the little amount of good in my life away for sweet sweet opiates and stimulants
However you feel right now, you won’t feel like that forever. It’s easy to forget that.
Everyone alive are descendants of men who had the strength to face the world. That strength is in your blood brother, find it.
I watch this podcast on my couch holding a mic so I can feel what it’s like to have that DAWG in me
Unfortunately my shift is already about to end but this is gonna carry me through my classes today
Mark Normand's watch alarm finally makes an appearance on MSSP 48:58
Haramdulilah
Love they brought Normand back on
MSSP ft. Normand > protect our parks
True. Joe tends to ruin any episode with comedians. He should only have serious guests at this point since he doesn’t seem able to keep up with comedians anymore.
7:15 is an A+ producer moment
Mark is the best at throwing out little quips that if you’re paying attention you’re rewarded with gems.
BLESSED FOR THE DAWGS WITH THIS MIDWEEK SPECIAL
Mark fits in so well sitting in the middle just soaking up the history lessons 🤣
The Godz have blessed the Dawgz this fine afternoon 🙏
This show brings me a lot of joy
boys please make longer pods. we’re begging.
Patreon, support ya homiez
@@himynameiscorey im professionally broke🥹
@@MarsLonsen double the dawgz for $5 a month? I’ll skip my morning nickelbag of meth for that. it’s worth
"Folks, join us on the Paytch"
Give these dawgs a treat of 5 bucks a month
Shane: "I gotta slingshot and I play with frogs. I'm a lesbian. I'm 10."
Me being a new dad I can appreciate all the dad shoes in here
Hope all the Dawgs are having a blessed day. Praise be the shaman
I have cancer. Thanks.
Rub some dirt on it and walk that sht off
Normand I like those Air Max 90’s looking slick, keep up the good work boys.. also the intro was great lol😂
Wowww what a great day. I saw there was a new MSSP video and said wow what a great day !
Every time mark says “pull it up” it cracks me up
Queef it up!1!1
Comedy!
Just joined the Patreon. Power to the Bois. Praise be to them.
Mark is usually one of the best guests on podcasts. Seems a bit tighter here. Still a great pod!
Bro Matt is spot on, we don’t have homeless in OC. more importantly the roads are way better than LA
You must be in the nice parts of OC, cause they are out here. LA is much worse though
"Juuust Graze" was such a throwaway, but damn't laughed a lot harder than I should have.
The Dawgz be droppin blessings on us mongrels
41:35 -- seems Mark's insanity is rubbing off on Shane lol "Just Graze!"
This week's intro is on point
Mark being the only one without shoes is the ultimate power move 👌
"Is she out, she's retired?"
"She's out, she's retarded."
So mad they didn't catch that, I was howling 💀💀💀
I caught that too 💀
Bro😂
@@Donoftheded dude same pic is craaaazy lmfao
I literally started watching this whole podcast because of that one line, “For Whom The Bell Tolls”. Fking gold!
Thank you, producer, for the pokey puppy pull up, A+.
What a blessed day to have the DAWGZ with the number one Cat King, Mark Normand!
Joaquin was amazing as the Joker, one of my favorite performances recently. Worth seeing it for that alone.
cool
It's a good movie as long as you don't "identify" as a fan of it.
@@KrikZ32 don’t forget it takes some inspiration from King of Comedy also, but I’m just speaking on Joaquin’s performance and not the actual film itself.
Just finished a 14 hour work day.
God bless the bros.
I went for a walk today.
14 is nothing
LFG KING 👑
@@mtdjcetkiva3779 no that's 0
@@mtdjcetkiva3779 you are confusing 14 with 0 Sir
Oh what a blessing this is, truly
Matt saying Joker is better than The Dark Knight is one of the most insane takes I’ve ever heard
I needed this dawgz much love blessed be
Shane doing standup in German = fucking greatest thing of all time
Just started listening have went through about 50 old pods this is my first current one and with mark let’s go dawgs
You will soon graduate to being a WAR MODE listener, too
this definitely makes up for that bert shit y’all pulled not too long ago. thank you fortuna 🙏🏽
21:36 The look that Mark gave Shane and Matt is priceless.