Hey Matt and Shane. Lil emotional dawg comin at ya. Thank you for doing all that you do. I have been really suffering lately and blessing me with this gossip circle really helps. Thanks dawgs
I have a hard road ahead of me. The type of venture can leave a man dead or disillusioned. When crying out of pain from the boredom, I let out a whimpering prayer. The dogs heard my prayer and out of grace a new prophecy has dropped. Thank you Dawgs. Thank you 🙏
Caught the show at the stand last night. Normand kept saying tough crowd but I literally couldn’t stop laughing. The shaman was great too. Love the dawgzz
That Tyson video is to this day the greatest video in the internet. I go into tears every time I watch it. And say it to my buddy’s at least twice a month.
Got 8 years clean off the hard stuff. They help me not go back. But man I wonder why I don’t just throw the little amount of good in my life away for sweet sweet opiates and stimulants
However you feel right now, you won’t feel like that forever. It’s easy to forget that. Everyone alive are descendants of men who had the strength to face the world. That strength is in your blood brother, find it.
True. Joe tends to ruin any episode with comedians. He should only have serious guests at this point since he doesn’t seem able to keep up with comedians anymore.
39:52 Not that Shane or Matt will ever read this, but the training part is true. What Matt was getting at is: If you do strenght training you keep your bone density into old age -> which means you are more sturdy and less likely to break a leg if you fall. Another fact is that a lot of old people lose muscle mass making them incapable of walking without a walking frame. Problem is that they get used to this and lose their sense of balance which leads to them falling and often breaking their hips. Keep training Dawgs.
Dude Shane!!!!! That was my favorite book as a child. No one knows that book. Hilarious. Made my night. Love you three. Keep it up. *Mark voice* Comedy!
My Dad just turned 80, has always been fairly active and exercises, but was never 'jacked' by any measure. He still goes to the gym a couple times a week, gardens and takes the dogs and grandkids and Mom on long nature walks. They travel extensively and have always eaten a moderate, typical homecooked type diet consisting of the things they like. Mom is 73 and in the basic same health, being quite active in general, herself, though she has gotten a little arthritic in some joints in the last year or so. Sharp as tacks and lovers of life, staying mentally and physically active definitely improves the quality of our geriatric years, but extreme measures hardly seem worth the short amount of time they might give compared to a simply reasonable regiment and diet. I don't want to compromise the quality of my entire current existence too much just to have a possible few extra years, and if my parents are any example, quality of life could likely only be slighty improved, if at all. But if you like that kind of stuff, man, more power to you.
Yoooo let's give it up for the CHRISTIAN PROTESTANTS who were divinely inspired to discover the electromagnetism we use to run the devices to view and hear this show, thanks newton! good work faraday! real cool stuff maxwell! i just think it's so cool God used them to do that for everyone hallelujah can i get an amen
i don’t think the whole “he went crazy to play the joker” thing is true. his fellow cast mates said that he would generally try to keep a certain personal vibe on set but would still act like a normal person between takes and such. aaron eckhart and michael jai have talked about it in interviews. i believe it was also a common practice for heath to do the whole pre filming isolation thing (or at the very least trying to get into his characters headspace), but overtime it became a myth that he went crazy preparing for it. at the end of the day it seems dude just OD’d and was probably depressed, not the wildest thing ever, just gets talked up cause enough people find the theory plausible without looking into it too much.
It's hilarious that them roasting the biohacking stuff reminded me to go get some sunlight, it also made me remember that you can't be stressing about all that shit or it defeats the purpose
Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com
Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates
Go See Mark Live @ marknormandcomedy.com/
AND THE NOW dawgz FEAST
Thank you again Matt
I heard that large dongs are floppy
No
Shane killed in Vancouver!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark is the perfect guest for any podcast. He doesn't over talk, let's people get their stuff in, and every couple of minutes throws out a gem.
He’s the anti-Bert
@@markr8690
True!
Lol he’s the Dwayne Johnson to the fast and furious of podcasts lmfao.
@@ds698 what a terrible comparison
@@ds698
Boo this man. Boooooo
Mark saying “Pull it up Jamie” on every podcast never fails to make me laugh 😂
The queef is in the anal!1!1
Give it a goog J-mo
Lmfaooo I thought I was tripping when I heard that 🤣😭🤣😭
@@adamgonzales6005exactly 🤣🤣🤣
This production team is unmatched. Holding a phone up for us to see the puppy. I mean top notch. Thank you for your service
Joe rogan said it best... "Don't over complicate things."
@@Woofwoof1929I think Confucius said that first
Nah it was saint rogies@@chikelord
Picturing shane at like 16 on the shitter while his mom reads For Whom the Bell Tolls is absolutely hilarious 😂
Are you Orthodox?
Then bro would lie down on Phil to watch TV haha
@@BadGoyz4Life yup 😂😂😂
@@BadGoyz4Life holy shit this made me do my jim jones impression to myself .... "oh my gawd , oh my gawd"
Some call it autism, I call it havin’ that DAWG in me.
Damn I should get a puzzle piece sticker to honour Nick Mullen. On my sSnowboard
Dawgtism
Dude that needs to be on a tshirt!!!! 🤣
It's called gaytism, and it's easy to get all up in yuh guts my fellow blacks
@@BaldHeadedManc lmao!!!! This comment just cured racism. Mission accomplished
7:27 shane said audibly after mark asks"is your mom retired" shane said audibly "shes out now shes retarded"
that was for all the REAL DAWGZ out there
did he say it audibly though?
@@biggrocc19 i think there is an argument to be made that it was in fact, “audible”
dawgible... Got damn i'm killing it tonight . cringed so hard at myself i reverse farted
@@jpf1186 what? Was that supposed to be a play on the word audible?
I'll never get tired of Normand and Shanes chemistry. Matt fucking rules so hard to
We love the shaman!
Only rivaled by Dan Soder’s chemistry
Hell yeah
They crack me up on protect our parks. I love how they kinda split off and will do their own thing often.
@@yannyyansen9743 he has like a psychology degree and the guy is clearly intelligent
What a great guest. I walked in, I said “Wow, what a great guest.” 👌
Praise be to The Dawgz for yet another blessing
🙏🏼
Inshallah
All praise to the most high
Blessed be the fruit
😂
"Could be related to george" is easily one of the funniest things mark normand has ever said
By far the best line he’s ever dropped.
Guardrail had me dying, it’s the little things with Mark
Aurora shooter as Jack Nicholson Joker with a tommy gun and Prince song playing is hilarious
classic mullen premise
Shane is definitely the kind of kid that gets stories read to him when he shits😂
A real American hero 🇺🇸
That tracks.
Sounds like he had a loving family growing up.
the amount of confidence he had when bragging about that is so funny
I would never do that for my son. We're shitting in shame in this house.
59:21 “I don’t think you have any thoughts” lmfaoooo 🤣🤣
Dropping this on us right before the commute home? Praise be 🔥🙏🏼
Imagine my shock returning home after my 13 minute drive to see this has dropped an unfortunate near miss.
damn that’s so real
Under his eye
Timing is truly testament to our God’s greatness
0:28
The quiet "just graaze!" adlib from Shane at 41:37 was an under-appreciated moment here
Shane definitely listed to rap growing up lol
The boys blessing us with Marky mark
Kevin Harty Hart
Lord uh mercy
@@dthbdbsfgh What happens between two grown men in the bedroom is none of our business, ok.
@@dthbdbsfgh
>Like their eyes are open enough to get anything in there to blind them
Shane: "I gotta slingshot and I play with frogs. I'm a lesbian. I'm 10."
War mode topics with Shane and Matt would be ideal podcast
100%! Crisis actors in the migrant caravan… discuss
Peak podcast for sure
All I want to hear is Bill moan about liberals and people who call him a conspiracy theorist and Spud telling him not to worry.
He needs to do an episode on General Robert Neyland.
Poky Little Puppy is god tier
Hey Matt and Shane. Lil emotional dawg comin at ya. Thank you for doing all that you do. I have been really suffering lately and blessing me with this gossip circle really helps. Thanks dawgs
Have you prayed to our patron Saint Rogies?
stay well dawg u r not alone
@@gavinmiller9856 never heard of eem
@@thestarchild7519 that joke went over your head about as fast as they go over Rogie's
@@00gr1ngo8 clearly you don’t understand sarcasm….
So glad you boys have got big enough for Kevin Hart to come on the show!
Praise Allah!
That comment may not age well 😂 He got Diddled
With that mustache, Shane has officially become John Candy from Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Definitely could pass for a smaller version of John Candy
He really does look like John candy 😂😂😂😂😂
Awwwe I loved Poky Puppy.. when I was little.. I remember loving the page where he finds a huge strawberry🐶🍓😂
The bae's love sweet red fruit
“Suck my tongue? How about a handshake?”
Normand is the best.
I have a hard road ahead of me. The type of venture can leave a man dead or disillusioned. When crying out of pain from the boredom, I let out a whimpering prayer. The dogs heard my prayer and out of grace a new prophecy has dropped. Thank you Dawgs. Thank you 🙏
Mark and Shane's foot wag is on another level. Take notes, comedians. One must master the foot wag before taking the stage
41:39 “Just Graaaaze”🤣 It’s the little things with the dawgz🥹.
The dawgs have blessed us on this beautiful Wednesday.
Mark is the spiritual successor to the legend of Norm MacDonald.
7:25 anyone else catch Shane callin his mom retarded 🤣🤣🤣
I was hoping someone would say something
Mark is so consistently funny, every time he is recording anything
“Pockets ain't empty, cuz. And we ain't hungry no more either, brah” How great is our God on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon.
The "could have been related to George" joke by Normand was brilliantly timed and hilarious.
Caught the show at the stand last night. Normand kept saying tough crowd but I literally couldn’t stop laughing. The shaman was great too. Love the dawgzz
That Tyson video is to this day the greatest video in the internet. I go into tears every time I watch it. And say it to my buddy’s at least twice a month.
I literally dropped my phone as I fired up YT and this is what played.
Praise be all the Dawgz
The sly phone screen recording so we know etc a pokey puppy is, had me in tears 😭 that’s commitment right there
Matt and Shane’s pods are actually the only thing keeping me from completely destroying my life physically, socially and mentally
Get it together brother
Damn bro, find a rewarding hobby or passion
Got 8 years clean off the hard stuff. They help me not go back. But man I wonder why I don’t just throw the little amount of good in my life away for sweet sweet opiates and stimulants
However you feel right now, you won’t feel like that forever. It’s easy to forget that.
Everyone alive are descendants of men who had the strength to face the world. That strength is in your blood brother, find it.
Shane's Dad shoes have me fucking weak 😆 🤣 😂
Seeing Mark tomorrow in Bozeman.... And I get hit with this just before. Mark and the Dawgz. Blessed be my week
Shane's reaction at around @59:00 after Matt says that foul ass shit was hilarious.
In times like these, the dawgz drop exactly what we need! SODTAOE
One of the best guests on my favourite podcast. Thanks chaps, appreciate the content!
Mark being overpowered by Matt and Shane is amazing 😂😂 he’s never this quite
This quite what?
This quite overpowered 😂
This is literally how Mark always is lol
@@patrickbird7625😂
*Quiet
Matt saying Joker is better than The Dark Knight is one of the most insane takes I’ve ever heard
"Is she out, she's retired?"
"She's out, she's retarded."
So mad they didn't catch that, I was howling 💀💀💀
I caught that too 💀
Bro😂
@@Donoftheded dude same pic is craaaazy lmfao
Shane saying “just graze” like Just Blaze was masterful
This is the chillest I’ve ever heard mark normand be. Everyone is made funnier in the presence of the bois
I love how besides being funny af Shane knows so much about history, really adds to everything they get into haha
He doesn't really know that much dude lol
7:15 is an A+ producer moment
#Shane and Matt… thanks for the great fun for so many years. I love Mark too. Hope to see you live soon✌️🫵👌
Blessed be the holy celestial waters, the norm dawg has joined our fellow brethren on this most excellent Wednesday. Amen.
Wooder
Ramadan Alecum brother stay safe stay fit
This is probably the funniest trio to exist man love these DAWGS
Thank you Dawgz for his many blessings
Mark fits in so well sitting in the middle just soaking up the history lessons 🤣
boys please make longer pods. we’re begging.
Patreon, support ya homiez
@@himynameiscorey im professionally broke🥹
@@MarsLonsen double the dawgz for $5 a month? I’ll skip my morning nickelbag of meth for that. it’s worth
"Folks, join us on the Paytch"
Give these dawgs a treat of 5 bucks a month
MSSP ft. Normand > protect our parks
True. Joe tends to ruin any episode with comedians. He should only have serious guests at this point since he doesn’t seem able to keep up with comedians anymore.
The kid screaming in the intro is what I think about very morning for the past month it makes me so happy 💕
BLESSED FOR THE DAWGS WITH THIS MIDWEEK SPECIAL
Mark Normand's watch alarm finally makes an appearance on MSSP 48:58
Haramdulilah
Mark taking his shoes off like he owns the place. Check Mate, Shane!
Check Shane, Matt!
39:52 Not that Shane or Matt will ever read this, but the training part is true. What Matt was getting at is: If you do strenght training you keep your bone density into old age -> which means you are more sturdy and less likely to break a leg if you fall. Another fact is that a lot of old people lose muscle mass making them incapable of walking without a walking frame. Problem is that they get used to this and lose their sense of balance which leads to them falling and often breaking their hips.
Keep training Dawgs.
Good info to know
I appreciate Shawn holding up his phone for the video watchers
Big assist by the Gard Rail
Thank you Shawn
Holy GuaRd
My grandfather worked on the build of the CN Tower in Toronto wildest stories about working at those heights before safety was priority.
The dawgz with the slickest cat in town, couldn’t get any better.
The Dark Night was the BEST Joker HANDS DOWN!!!
I’ve got a red rocket for this podcast. Bringing the inner dawg out of me.
Need a launchpad big boy?
@@Jibrilpuff I’ve already got a pee pad.
41:35 -- seems Mark's insanity is rubbing off on Shane lol "Just Graze!"
Thank god i had the barrel in my mouth. Bless the big dawgs 🙏
Dude dont do that again...... just rewatch old MSSPs when ur feeling down!! The dawgs are always here to make ur day brighter 😁✌
The noose will have to wait
In trying times I relisten to the old testament eps.
@@InspectorButters4 much love man, that truly means a lot ❤️
Dude Shane!!!!! That was my favorite book as a child. No one knows that book. Hilarious. Made my night. Love you three. Keep it up. *Mark voice* Comedy!
Today has been awful this could not have come out at a better time. Plus Father Normand🙏🏼🙏🏼
Hope your day got better.👍
Good ole Zuckerberg
For all you boys watching, currently in the middle of a tornado working down in Oklahoma, so it def didn’t get better😂
@@zackwright9883 be safe, top dawg.
22:20 Shane having a whiff after grabbing his sack then going for the water shieeet 😂😂
Mark being the only one without shoes is the ultimate power move 👌
Mark is the best at throwing out little quips that if you’re paying attention you’re rewarded with gems.
What a hot cast! I walked in I said "wow this is a hot cast!"
Normand I like those Air Max 90’s looking slick, keep up the good work boys.. also the intro was great lol😂
Shane doing standup in German = fucking greatest thing of all time
My Dad just turned 80, has always been fairly active and exercises, but was never 'jacked' by any measure. He still goes to the gym a couple times a week, gardens and takes the dogs and grandkids and Mom on long nature walks. They travel extensively and have always eaten a moderate, typical homecooked type diet consisting of the things they like. Mom is 73 and in the basic same health, being quite active in general, herself, though she has gotten a little arthritic in some joints in the last year or so. Sharp as tacks and lovers of life, staying mentally and physically active definitely improves the quality of our geriatric years, but extreme measures hardly seem worth the short amount of time they might give compared to a simply reasonable regiment and diet. I don't want to compromise the quality of my entire current existence too much just to have a possible few extra years, and if my parents are any example, quality of life could likely only be slighty improved, if at all.
But if you like that kind of stuff, man, more power to you.
Me being a new dad I can appreciate all the dad shoes in here
Mark is usually one of the best guests on podcasts. Seems a bit tighter here. Still a great pod!
58:13 "The ones that do like em are fucking disgusting... grow up freak"... I probably woke the neighbours up laughing at this conversation
Yoooo let's give it up for the CHRISTIAN PROTESTANTS who were divinely inspired to discover the electromagnetism we use to run the devices to view and hear this show, thanks newton! good work faraday! real cool stuff maxwell! i just think it's so cool God used them to do that for everyone hallelujah can i get an amen
Every time mark says “pull it up” it cracks me up
Queef it up!1!1
Comedy!
actually pissed that Matt hasn't seen much heath. Ledger literally locked himself in a hotel room to get the joker laugh and went semi insane
i don’t think the whole “he went crazy to play the joker” thing is true. his fellow cast mates said that he would generally try to keep a certain personal vibe on set but would still act like a normal person between takes and such. aaron eckhart and michael jai have talked about it in interviews.
i believe it was also a common practice for heath to do the whole pre filming isolation thing (or at the very least trying to get into his characters headspace), but overtime it became a myth that he went crazy preparing for it.
at the end of the day it seems dude just OD’d and was probably depressed, not the wildest thing ever, just gets talked up cause enough people find the theory plausible without looking into it too much.
I watch this podcast on my couch holding a mic so I can feel what it’s like to have that DAWG in me
Wowww what a great day. I saw there was a new MSSP video and said wow what a great day !
bro I’ve walked by She Goes To Your Head for years and always thought the same thing 😂😂
It's hilarious that them roasting the biohacking stuff reminded me to go get some sunlight, it also made me remember that you can't be stressing about all that shit or it defeats the purpose
I literally started watching this whole podcast because of that one line, “For Whom The Bell Tolls”. Fking gold!
Unfortunately my shift is already about to end but this is gonna carry me through my classes today
11:53 😂😂😂😂 gotta love Mark
Love they brought Normand back on
7:14 camera man doin the lords work lol. I was wondering what that Pokey Puppy looked like.
The Godz have blessed the Dawgz this fine afternoon 🙏
21:36 The look that Mark gave Shane and Matt is priceless.
Hallelujah. Amen. Blessed be Oh dawgz, we thank you for your everlasting blessings. Namaste
Hope all the Dawgs are having a blessed day. Praise be the shaman
I have cancer. Thanks.
Rub some dirt on it and walk that sht off
22:11 judas and the white messiah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This week's intro is on point