plz guys dont ever sell out because you are heros...legends in the making, Shane your a true clown king, Matts no-Slime soccer chick either. cheers from Ottawa Cant-Ada.
Matt doing improv still while Shane doing arenas is fucked up but at least he's still accessible to the average public and ticket prices aren't arena level prices, so fans get the W there. Arenas are pretty fucking ridiculous for stand up, I'll just watch your special at that point, theater is the sweet spot IMHO; Dave still does smaller gigs but simply will do 3 shows in a night, 3 or 4 nights in a bigger metro like ours. Pretty fuckin sweet.
I started listening to you guys around the 4th or 5th episode. We texted on Facebook a few times y'all talked about my garden and I even made some merch for Matt that he did not appreciate ! 😁 It has been pretty cool watching the entire journey from bean eating poor to where you are now. Love you guys, Chattanooga Chad
Dawgs I've got my two week old in my arms drinking mothers milk after a long day of demolition a 100 yo garage, to be replaced. It's a glorious day to share the cast with my heir.
32:40 - Love this bit. I live in the Midwest and after the first real snowfall every year people just gotta say something like, "Man, it's like people forget winter happens every year!"
Y'all need to do another history ep but on the post-war Vietnamese criminal underground, you could do half an ep on Dai Cathay alone and he's just a small piece of the puzzle
Sounds pretty dank actually, from his wiki : Đại and his gang were constantly involved in bloody fights with rival gang factions. On one occasion, while in the second district, because Đại refused to name members of his gang that had been involved in a fight, a group of uniformed police officers forced him to kneel on the ground and swallow a live cockroach in front of his crew, which Cathay vomited in disgust. Despite that, he still would not incriminate his fellow brothers and sisters. In face of such stubbornness, the police sent Đại to the Thủ Đức Juvenile Reformatory. These reformatory facilities' sole purpose however was to house kids until they became old enough to be conscripted into the military, earning them a reputation as a "birthplace of thugs". It was in these halls that Cathay later befriended some of his later comrades that would assist him during his reign of Saigon.
55:53 THIS podcast is INFINITELY better than science. No other show makes me legit change my mood if I see an episode uploaded and makes me happy for 1 hr GUARENTEED
@@slymarbo6324 “skill issue” 🙄 that’s a PA….And me being bored by comedians talking about presidents for 4 hours on a comedy podcast is unrelated to IQ
This is the only podcast that I listen to over and over again each episode. I swear you need to play it through 2 or 3 times to absorb all of its glory.
The girl's soccer team at my high school had shirts that said "Bury it deep!" with a picture of a ball going into the goal net. It was pretty funny. Plus they all had those soccer booties so it was like, "i'd bury it deep, alright." :D
@13:28, An employee at a Whole Foods in Albuquerque was handing out samples of yogurt that he ejaculated into. A woman took a sample and realized what its was and called the cops. The employee got arrested and charged but I forgot the details of exactly what happened with the case. In his defense it was all organic so he wasn following the Whole Foods business model.
Watching Shane's face as he goes from "haha, just a girl who loves soccer and sliiime" to "Hold up dude there's SO many of these" to "What the FUCK is this?", I'm just listening on repeat and my stomach HURTS from laughing so hard
Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/live
Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/
plz guys dont ever sell out because you are heros...legends in the making, Shane your a true clown king, Matts no-Slime soccer chick either. cheers from Ottawa Cant-Ada.
10 Likes, lmao
Heres a joke, what happens when ya get a cross between a Michael Jackson and an Arnold Shwarzengger? 😝
Praise be
Matt doing improv still while Shane doing arenas is fucked up but at least he's still accessible to the average public and ticket prices aren't arena level prices, so fans get the W there. Arenas are pretty fucking ridiculous for stand up, I'll just watch your special at that point, theater is the sweet spot IMHO; Dave still does smaller gigs but simply will do 3 shows in a night, 3 or 4 nights in a bigger metro like ours. Pretty fuckin sweet.
The two moods of Shane:
“Where we at, time-wise”
“Lets switch to the paytch”
Turnin' into a big ole greedy slampig
Matt fucking rules I wish he was my dad
No outside forces effect our great shaman
@@Jibrilpuff I mean it's only a dollar for the dawgz.... oh wait...
Nevermind
$$$$$$
You no know Danny Devito!
I’m watching this, home alone and I hear Matt start to say, “this podcast is literally better than silence.” Amen brother, amen
I saw this episode, I said, “Wow…What a great episode”.
I've talked to all the best podcast experts and they all agree, this episode was great.
I said wow how great are our gods
WOW, what a great audience!
We have the best podcast! We have the highest ratings! I walked in here..I said..I can’t believe how high these ratings are!?!
I walked in to these comments and I said, "Wow, that's a great episode"
Blessed be the Dawgz, thank you all for being here.
Praise saint Rogey
No, thank you, loyal dawg
Loyal royal spiritual miracle dawgz
It's shocking how addictive this podcast is to listen to.
Stand up straight patriot, sounding gay as hell
how great is our god?
Almost as addictive as Lucy's delicious mango pouches
@@Henry-kv7zl didn’t know this pod audience was so light in the loafers
@@patrickonline7993 inshalla brethren
The idea of rogan fans coming into the podcast bec of shane and finding matt is fucking hilarious to me
Lol Matt is an acquired taste, but once it clicks he’s the funniest dude on earth. Watching him on Rogies would be hilarious.
The rogansphere isn’t ready for Matt
If Matt's in the zone his way with words is shamanic
Matt changes lives
I was this guy after Shane’s first rogies appearance. I now really only watch MSSP haha
Shane trying to convince Matt that Gosling was a Nazi in The Notebook is one hell of way to start a podcast
This cast has given me a lifetime of hilarious jokes that make no sense in all other contexts. Happy New Years dawgs
Exactly. I’ve laughed more at Cumtown and MSSP than anything else and find it almost impossible to explain bits to anyone.
What color cast did you get?
I started listening to you guys around the 4th or 5th episode. We texted on Facebook a few times y'all talked about my garden and I even made some merch for Matt that he did not appreciate ! 😁 It has been pretty cool watching the entire journey from bean eating poor to where you are now. Love you guys, Chattanooga Chad
Chatt town represent, crazy to find another Chattahooligan in this podcast comment section
Matt and Shane's Secret Podnews: 100% better than silence👌
Is that a compliment?
Lmfao. Matts response to the angry patreon dawgz
@@enzolong9085 when was this?
I’ll
I dunno about 100%, but definitely at least like 10% better than silence.
Shout out to the dawgs that'll have a heart attack and collapse into a birthday cake with a smile on their face
"Damn dude, Do you think he scrambled on the cops a little?" - Matt
Had me on the floor.
The DAWGs have blessed us once again. SIUUUUUUUU
Making a pot roast waiting for Tarkov to download, this is a true blessing.
I’m roasting pot
Communist dystopian training simulator
@M it's called college.
Low and slow is the best way.
collecting welfare like a true dawg
“black men’s legs sticking out of cauldrons”at the kardashian house is killing me lmfaoo
😂😂😂😂😂
Dawgs I've got my two week old in my arms drinking mothers milk after a long day of demolition a 100 yo garage, to be replaced. It's a glorious day to share the cast with my heir.
Why you drinking your babies food? Animal.
Back for my weekly dose of the dawgz
thought i had a NRB (no reason boner) but it was actually my body letting me know there’s a new MSSP episode. perfectly reasonable, god bless
Now I know why this keeps happening… a year later thanks tho
my favorite part about getting to these episodes early is seeing every single comment just praising god lmao. OUR GOD IS GOOD
preach
Number one catholic/Muslim podcast on Patreon.
Inshallah
“They can’t prove you’re not in a coma” lmaoooo love Matt.
Lmao just catching him the second night taking a piss in the bathroom.
I wonder how the Tantalizer feels about the boy’s astounding success story.
Tant is straight loungin right now blowin kisses on FaceTime as we speak
Need a “where are they now”. Include dog girl
U know he stay tantalizing
We need another dawg roll call video, we’re over due
@@possiblyentertaining2755 that was a product of the pandemic I don’t think we’ll see that again unless we all get locked in our homes again lol
Our God is good. Inshallah brothers.
Inshallah
inshuuuuluuuuhhhh
Word
Bismallah
Alhamdullilah
Mike Vic dog fighting bit had me in tears "we made it, were doing it big" 😂
the way they always say "mandatory personal endorsement" during ad reads always makes me laugh
Fix fallout and Skyrim you soi boi
@@nickg1743 can't fix something he aimed to ruin
Make a new elder scrolls queer
watched this podcast and then thought to myself "man that was a good podcast"
*In a slingblade voice
"Hmmmm that was a good podcast"
@@qwerty6574 w comment
I watched the podcast it was a good podcast, I said to myself, “wow this is a good podcast”
🙌👌maybe the best podcast 👌🙌
Nate saying Ryan Gosling was Gerbles got me good lol
In hindsight Matt's summer plans included getting his nose destroyed while body boarding.
32:40 - Love this bit. I live in the Midwest and after the first real snowfall every year people just gotta say something like, "Man, it's like people forget winter happens every year!"
Old English is a banger shout out gard dawg for good music taste
I feel blessed. This is just what I needed
Spencer Brown jersey in the back. Glad to see our Dawgz are becoming a part of Bills Mafia
Hellyea so awesome
Spencer Brown certified DAWG
Shane’s such a fucking traitor, birds forever! 😂
"I know I'm being gay about it" Shane Gillis This is true maturity from the illest Gillis!!!
Tybalt is the illest Gillis! Have you seen his hole? 🙀
Glad to share some time with The Dawgz in the interim between CHRISTmas and New Years, feeling pretty zimmed guys keep it thigh and tight. I love you
30 seconds in and Shane's Bud Dwyer microphone suicide already has me rolling.
I shall accept this blessing from the Dawgz
Damn Josh wldnt have thought u to be a dawg hell yeah
Holy shit, so awesome to see you listen to them
32:35 “are we getting chilly, what’s going on here? everything’s cold” I love you Matthew
I heard it as Chili
heart attack over the birthday cake with a big smile bit needs to be a g&k sketch !!!!!
Better than any Christmas gifts I got
Peak podcasting, I gotta use my kids make a wish to meet y’all
"Break into my laundry and take my slime?!?!" I love this podcast
yo vi este episodio, y yo dije “guau ¡qué gran episodio!”
Next level
Guau !!!
slime soccer ftw!!! matt’s always got the OG tags
Y'all need to do another history ep but on the post-war Vietnamese criminal underground, you could do half an ep on Dai Cathay alone and he's just a small piece of the puzzle
wtf lol
@@thebubbclub look into the dude I mentioned, his wikipedia page gave me a massive 'tism boner
Kinda niche topic!
@@scottschiess1440 so are the presidents save for like 10 of em
Sounds pretty dank actually, from his wiki : Đại and his gang were constantly involved in bloody fights with rival gang factions. On one occasion, while in the second district, because Đại refused to name members of his gang that had been involved in a fight, a group of uniformed police officers forced him to kneel on the ground and swallow a live cockroach in front of his crew, which Cathay vomited in disgust. Despite that, he still would not incriminate his fellow brothers and sisters. In face of such stubbornness, the police sent Đại to the Thủ Đức Juvenile Reformatory. These reformatory facilities' sole purpose however was to house kids until they became old enough to be conscripted into the military, earning them a reputation as a "birthplace of thugs". It was in these halls that Cathay later befriended some of his later comrades that would assist him during his reign of Saigon.
The dawgz are once again blessed on another Wednesday, all praise the shaman and young bull
55:53 THIS podcast is INFINITELY better than science. No other show makes me legit change my mood if I see an episode uploaded and makes me happy for 1 hr GUARENTEED
How blessed be the dawgz, given a bountiful pod harvest this wondrous holiday season
YSL=Young Stoner Life
YSL x MSSP=Young Slime League
YSL = Young SLIME Life, not stoner.
Whoa, what a great way to start my morning. I’m going to enjoy this while doing my routine. Hell yeah dawgs
Every episode is like a work of art to me. Lol you guys are great
Coming fresh off of telling my girl that the notebook stinks, glad to know the shaman agrees
The perfect audio for making pickles
Things are looking up, the dawgs have returned.
Just binge watched the Presidents series and am hoping for more content like that. Shane is awesome with any guest/co-host
I thought those eps were boring. But Louis’ Knowledge about presidents was so vast it’s almost disturbing
@@bmthornell listened to the full 4 hrs twice, loved the anecdotes about Churchill and also Nixon
@@TZD11111 ah yes, that fat little nerd lord Churchill
@@bmthornell very obvious skill issue (no disrespect to our lower iq dawgs)
@@slymarbo6324 “skill issue” 🙄 that’s a PA….And me being bored by comedians talking about presidents for 4 hours on a comedy podcast is unrelated to IQ
This is the only podcast that I listen to over and over again each episode. I swear you need to play it through 2 or 3 times to absorb all of its glory.
I get what you mean but that can’t be good for your noggin
it’s like every time you watch it there’s new stuff you didn’t pick up before which makes it sm funnier
Shoutout Guarddog always with the timestamps, keepin it real
The girl's soccer team at my high school had shirts that said "Bury it deep!" with a picture of a ball going into the goal net. It was pretty funny. Plus they all had those soccer booties so it was like, "i'd bury it deep, alright." :D
Just when we needed them the dawgs bless us with another sermon 🙏
Man I love that I get to see that jersey after following the dawgz for years! It just seems like it's the year of the dawgz!
@13:28, An employee at a Whole Foods in Albuquerque was handing out samples of yogurt that he ejaculated into. A woman took a sample and realized what its was and called the cops. The employee got arrested and charged but I forgot the details of exactly what happened with the case. In his defense it was all organic so he wasn following the Whole Foods business model.
Watching Shane's face as he goes from "haha, just a girl who loves soccer and sliiime" to "Hold up dude there's SO many of these" to "What the FUCK is this?", I'm just listening on repeat and my stomach HURTS from laughing so hard
44:00 "That's the Johto leagues" 😂
The Emancipation BARK-clamation! Pure genius! This is why we tune in folks.
another blessed day dawgzzz 🙌
Oh shit, should've known a dawg would say it first. I'm not jealous! Way to spread the word, brother
Matt and Shane I love this podcast and I love you two bros. Keep up the hustle, you guys are hilarious and awesome. Hugs and kisses from NYC.
The Dawgz bless us as we enter the next revolution.
Like a pack of wild dawgs on a wounded animal, the dawgs gather for the pod
emancipation barklimation might actually be the funniest thing said in history
Love the show boys. One thing that could take this to another level - add a screen we what you boys are looking at when on your phones.
Another week, another blessing from the young bull and the god shot tripper. Inshallah brothers.
getting drunk then high asf is so chill. just mellows me out like crazy
Much respek to all the Dawgs, even those below the Mason-Dixon line.
And that’s my Emancipation Broclamation!
7:18 Shane saying “he keeps fking me everyday..” had me crying 😂😂😂
WHERE MY DAWGS AT?
I had to put down my friends cat today. Was not a Mt dew highlight. Glad to have this crew.
"emancipation barklamation" they're evolving
Happy holidays and New years DAWGz , may the Benjamin’s be plenty in 2023 for you
who does the intros? Matt or Gardini? That shit is great
P sure it garddawg
Intro always on point. The dawgz bringing blessings each time
How blessed are we??
"We'll see"
Is the absolute definition of Zen.
Nice job, Master Gillrus.
The Tokyo Partners are pleased / approve of this message.
Blessed be the dawgs
Shane reenacting bud Dwyer with the microphone made my day.
The DAWGS have blessed us
I didnt preform well today at work, I needed this!
Salami Lake-Coon to the dawgz
The best Matt and Shane in a long time….and that ain’t hate on the others. This is just next level podcasting 😂😂😂😂 keep this shit up
How great is our god
Shane started patting himself on the back so hard over "Emancipation Bark-limation" that he did not even consider "Emancipation Paw-climation"
De dawGs stay blessin’ 🙏😙🙏
Many years from now learned scholars will study these two sigma bros and realize it doesn't get better than emancipation barklamation
Can't wait for these two to watch the jre woth Jon berenthal next ep is gonna be lit....."you go bro"
Who is that guy anyway?
The dawgs!!! The gift that keeps on giving! Shane! Make my wife a son! 😂
We are blessed, fellow Dawgz
I've never laughed out loud so much at a podcast. So good.
Gather Dawgs, and rejoice!
Haven’t had a pod this good in a while, please dawgs
I wasn't sure to watch this or the paytch first...
They're always missin Shane's jokes. They're talking about poking holes in condoms and he goes: "Let's put a pin in that" 😆
0:37 HELL NAH I AINT 12 BUT IF I LIKE IT I COP IT
Shane's impression of Bud Dwyer and the dude from Vietnam were fucking perfect 👌