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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @Acaidia
    @Acaidia 5 місяців тому +514

    "Whatcha got there?"
    "18 year old scotch"
    "Too old for me"
    This went over everyone's heads lmao

    • @solano760
      @solano760 5 місяців тому +35

      I think they're just so use to the non stop jokes they just keep going, but I started balling 🤣

    • @MR.E214
      @MR.E214 5 місяців тому +20

      Idk but I feel like when you around other comics most will just flow. It's their form of art. Like sports players don't always high eachother when they make a 3 pointer at practice.

    • @Acaidia
      @Acaidia 5 місяців тому +10

      @@MR.E214 Yea that's a fair point but still that was too funny for them to have no reaction.

    • @Mecofmecs
      @Mecofmecs 5 місяців тому +4

      Mark gots a whiskey that’s aged for weeks 💀

    • @matthewfine
      @matthewfine 5 місяців тому +1

      Omg bro I just noticed that lmfao

  • @kyleb8268
    @kyleb8268 5 місяців тому +486

    "I fuckin hate Parks"
    "Talking about Rosa?"
    😂 Normands one liners, man

    • @matthewfine
      @matthewfine 5 місяців тому +11

      Yea he’s got to be the best comedian with unexpected one liners lmao

    • @dotorg5782
      @dotorg5782 5 місяців тому +11

      Calf and half!

    • @TacosandT3quila
      @TacosandT3quila 4 місяці тому +8

      The man drops bombs and nobody even reacts. It’s wild af.

  • @fernandogonzalez3242
    @fernandogonzalez3242 5 місяців тому +436

    Mark slips in some crazy shit while everyone else is talking. He is fearless.

    • @Mrprix007
      @Mrprix007 5 місяців тому +27

      It's that touch of the tism 😂

    • @Kroesprtobaggan
      @Kroesprtobaggan 5 місяців тому +7

      Mark cornmand

    • @raycebailey1462
      @raycebailey1462 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Kroesprtobaggannice

    • @PandaLife-lp8kn
      @PandaLife-lp8kn 4 місяці тому +5

      After every pun on Joes comedy or lack of comedy he braces himself as if Joe will kick him in the head😂

    • @TacosandT3quila
      @TacosandT3quila 4 місяці тому +3

      It’s so damn good

  • @codyrowe3124
    @codyrowe3124 5 місяців тому +134

    Holy shit that "im ashy.......not as ashy as his grandparent's." Was insane! 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @of496
    @of496 5 місяців тому +258

    “Guinness record for the oldest jew to do a whippet” killed me

    • @brockn7878
      @brockn7878 Місяць тому +2

      @@of496 😆 a whippet is a tiny dog...

    • @AG_650
      @AG_650 19 днів тому +2

      1:01:10

  • @mateosiewierski9065
    @mateosiewierski9065 5 місяців тому +142

    the very first thing you hear in this podcast is, "You took heroin?" lmfaooooo

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 5 місяців тому +16

      followed immediately by Yessss

    • @reecechappelow2389
      @reecechappelow2389 5 місяців тому +5

      Right lol what the fuck

    • @cNileGaemin
      @cNileGaemin 5 місяців тому +5

      and then at 50 minutes, "a lot of heroin out there" and Shane's face lmao

  • @skepticalhippo6376
    @skepticalhippo6376 5 місяців тому +224

    So many of Norman’s one liners go unnoticed by the rest of the guys. 😂

    • @caffeinejunkie6553
      @caffeinejunkie6553 5 місяців тому +41

      They notice but if you stopped every time mark throws out the one liners they would never get to finish any conversation.

    • @AUTOPSY666
      @AUTOPSY666 5 місяців тому +3

      Normand?

    • @sampson1390
      @sampson1390 5 місяців тому +5

      He's hilarious! I think they're just numb to it at this point 😂😂

    • @calebyoung88
      @calebyoung88 5 місяців тому +6

      What about all his “whoa’s”

    • @MusicbyWordPlay
      @MusicbyWordPlay 5 місяців тому +1

      You got that right

  • @mikem495
    @mikem495 5 місяців тому +150

    Marks slight jokes bout joes comedy has me dead every time

    • @Sockcatgoldpuppet
      @Sockcatgoldpuppet 5 місяців тому +33

      "Wow, you're writing" dead.

    • @MisterCrookedNose
      @MisterCrookedNose 5 місяців тому +26

      And Joe misses at least half of them.

    • @raging100
      @raging100 5 місяців тому +16

      Joe takes it so personal and you know it lol

    • @mikem495
      @mikem495 5 місяців тому +6

      @@MisterCrookedNose baldilocks head so smooth they just roll right over it

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 3 місяці тому +1

      @@raging100probably not, you’re projecting your own insecurity.

  • @wyattatkinson7322
    @wyattatkinson7322 5 місяців тому +46

    Hearing mark fart, Shane complain and then mark apologize was so funny in the middle of Joe Rogan's story I died laughing

  • @stevenl.9737
    @stevenl.9737 5 місяців тому +119

    Joe's always taking the serious route, while the other 3 are off cracking jokes lol

    • @CreatureVision
      @CreatureVision 5 місяців тому +9

      he has a bad sense of humor lol

    • @vafixer8885
      @vafixer8885 5 місяців тому +12

      it works, the straight man act is always needed especially when your the helm of a 100 mil spotify deal I guess XD

    • @whoarewe3557
      @whoarewe3557 5 місяців тому +4

      There always needs to be a straight man keeping things on track, they are doing this for money and publicity after all.

    • @godzzgladiator
      @godzzgladiator 5 місяців тому +2

      @@CreatureVision shit oppinion

    • @jeffreybshuflin6795
      @jeffreybshuflin6795 5 місяців тому +1

      all shows need a Lisa Simpson

  • @RebelRockstar919
    @RebelRockstar919 4 місяці тому +54

    "This gotta be a Guinness record , for oldest jew to do a whip-it" -Mark normand

    • @natesofla8891
      @natesofla8891 3 місяці тому +2

      Dude that was one of the funniest one-liners he did all show

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 3 місяці тому +12

    That story about Shane's uncle is actually insane and I love every bit of it

  • @MasonRegal
    @MasonRegal 2 місяці тому +10

    when Jamie panned the camera angle to Ari’s empty seat after Shane and Joe were making fun of him I bursted out of Laughing

  • @DanaBlack8
    @DanaBlack8 5 місяців тому +23

    Mark is never beating those autism allegations even way more than Shane lol

  • @ScrappyDappers
    @ScrappyDappers 2 місяці тому +8

    I like how Shane just brings a personal cooler full of bud light in wherever he goes 24/7

  • @ChiriKain
    @ChiriKain 6 місяців тому +619

    jamie opening the flood gates, 3 years of episodes spamming my sub page. also shane rules.

  • @indivisible885
    @indivisible885 5 місяців тому +13

    Watching this a year and a half later, knowing the outcomes of the fights they're talking about, is such a great way to see into their psychology

  • @readdyboyz9504
    @readdyboyz9504 6 місяців тому +63

    Protect our Parks is always gonna be a banger episode

    • @raging100
      @raging100 5 місяців тому +2

      Not really. Joe just degrades every PoP into a boring boomer

    • @DavePryor302
      @DavePryor302 5 місяців тому +1

      07:46 I LOVE the way mark snuck in that “maybe they will eat the homeless” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xaikken
      @xaikken 5 місяців тому +2

      @@raging100you’re kinda supposed to like rogan if you watch this regularly

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 4 місяці тому

      ​@@raging100He thanks you for the hate views which get him paid whether you like him or not 👍

  • @VelexiaOmbra
    @VelexiaOmbra 5 місяців тому +38

    Ari being rejected by the DMT entities means the DMT entities have good taste. 🤣

  • @ariguerrero8762
    @ariguerrero8762 5 місяців тому +26

    48:49 "Clinton had a cowboy hat!"
    **Shows pic of Bill Clinton waving his hand in a cowboy hat**
    Mark- "that finger stinks"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm Fucking dying
    Also....saying "are you really doing whippets? What are you 12? dude, that gives you brain damage. Isn't this highly illegal? This HAS to be illegal"....
    And then Immediately asking to look up the side effects because "he's considering doing some"
    Is PEAK Roe Jogan 😂😂

    • @TacosandT3quila
      @TacosandT3quila 4 місяці тому

      He dropped so many bangers it’s wild

  • @josephspagnola9884
    @josephspagnola9884 4 місяці тому +25

    When asking for a Cigar Cutter
    "Anybody got the circumcissss?"
    Mark Normand 😂

  • @Bacon__SteezBurger
    @Bacon__SteezBurger 5 місяців тому +19

    1:13:07 Mark with a solid Cristopher Walken impression that he not only doesn’t even know he did, but also doesn’t even know he nailed 🤌🏼

  • @Smilebefine
    @Smilebefine 10 днів тому +1

    6:22 Cheers. The pleasure is all ours. Thanks for letting us be with you guys. It's fcking fun. 💪🏻😂

  • @stokedmtb333
    @stokedmtb333 2 місяці тому +2

    Rogan : Clinton had a cowboy hat!
    Normand : That finger stinks…
    😮😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow Місяць тому +2

    I think Shane Gillis being killed by a Javelina is the most hilarious possible ending. I know its gruesome but that's unironically hilarious. Just ate up by some pigs. But for a moment as he dies he hears Joe like "it's actually a peccarie, it's a cousin to a pig"

  • @jordanballard8527
    @jordanballard8527 5 місяців тому +18

    I’ve got 7 broken ribs right now..laughing REALLY sucks..and he’s got these 3 on? This is gonna HURT

  • @trevoReevo
    @trevoReevo 4 місяці тому +6

    *take a shot everytime Mark says “Pull It Up.”*

  • @manfromSLC
    @manfromSLC 3 місяці тому +4

    Mark Normand is currently the king of one liners 😂

  • @masterp2269
    @masterp2269 4 місяці тому +3

    Mark is 100% Riley from National Treasure 😂 He sounds IDENTICAL!!!

  • @codyrowe3124
    @codyrowe3124 5 місяців тому +3

    This podcast is #1 of all of them.. Its just geninue, no shame, absolutely raw right from the start..... Also im "missing a nipple."

  • @leelandberry3699
    @leelandberry3699 5 місяців тому +12

    Talking about South Park “they were on cable, when cable was the internet” Man what a time that was, so much simpler. Watching tv before bed with nothing else going on, locked in for episodes upon episodes. Now we watch hundreds of 10-20 seconds videos before bed and still can’t get enough. This world sucks and won’t go back to what it was until we unfortunately get rid of iPhones/smart phones.

    • @MaplejuiceVideos
      @MaplejuiceVideos 5 місяців тому +5

      I agree, i don't even feel like its just nostalgia. Entertainment felt best to to me when it had nothing to do with me. Everything I watch is dialed into my interest. It cant be denied I love that too when I crave a niche, however I'm never in a situation where I have to take it or leave it anymore.
      "Back in my day" you had to deal with what was on. In result, maybe id say nope to tv and go do something else. Seriously though, its only saving grace is that I'm in control of what I do and I cant blame stuff like youtube for those problems.
      Definitely gonna put the past on a pedestal regardless. Golden age for watching stuff was cable no doubt in my mind at all.

  • @zacharygrove4323
    @zacharygrove4323 5 місяців тому +15

    Thank the gods! I'll never have to use spotify again!

  • @bigdoggderby717
    @bigdoggderby717 2 місяці тому +4

    Real ones know about Shane’s Hemingway days 😂

  • @es19933
    @es19933 4 місяці тому +4

    “Tell that to Eazy-E” “N-W-AIDS” 😂😂

  • @Producer_Jeff
    @Producer_Jeff 5 місяців тому +3

    “I got some 18 year old scotch”
    “Woooah too old for me”
    Mark is fuckin hilarious

  • @bigshot_blake98
    @bigshot_blake98 5 місяців тому +10

    Mark kills everytime hes in front of a camera

    • @jessestinson9252
      @jessestinson9252 3 місяці тому +1

      Seriously!! And his voice adds to it😂 pull it up!!

  • @HM-wf9bv
    @HM-wf9bv 5 місяців тому +3

    Norman too funny. He said you gonna forget how to play pool. 😂

  • @King_Gaiseric
    @King_Gaiseric 2 місяці тому +3

    Joe - "What's crazy is that the Vietnamese don't even hate Americans"
    Ari - "No no that's past them, they fuckin' hate the Chinese"
    Mark - "Who doesn't?"

  • @mattsheehan5004
    @mattsheehan5004 5 місяців тому +3

    Woah.
    0:10 - 0:16
    “You took herion?”
    “Yesssss. YES. “
    👀😂😂

  • @xDaemon_
    @xDaemon_ 5 місяців тому +1

    2:02:34 is wild being that Shane actually used that for his intro to Beautiful Dogs.

  • @NovocaineTV
    @NovocaineTV 4 місяці тому +2

    I grew up in the Country. I started working in my uncles restaurant when i was 8. Not to mention i started working the fields at 9.

  • @xxmbmxx_sniper3730
    @xxmbmxx_sniper3730 3 місяці тому +2

    HAHAHA JAMIE FUCKING WITH THE CAMERA RIGHT AFTER JOE SAID SOEMTHING JUST TO MESS WITH JOE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • @NigelLiottaMacDonald
    @NigelLiottaMacDonald 5 місяців тому +3

    Reintroducing wolves is actually a great idea and has been very beneficial.
    Joe should get a wolf scientist on the show.

  • @father3dollarbill
    @father3dollarbill 5 місяців тому +17

    Zero
    Parks
    Protected

  • @papajohn4103
    @papajohn4103 2 місяці тому +3

    It might be painful and terrifying in the moment and I may be tooted n zooted but something about dying to a tiger feels so badass and like you’re one with nature

  • @oOMadeInCanada95Oo
    @oOMadeInCanada95Oo 12 днів тому

    Joe: it’s 18 year old scotch
    Normand: too old for me 😂

  • @TieSyndicate
    @TieSyndicate 3 місяці тому +2

    Joe: "ive got some 18 year scotch want some" Mark: "To old for me"

    • @lozajay
      @lozajay Місяць тому

      Gold lol

  • @efusbooceefus3591
    @efusbooceefus3591 Місяць тому

    I come back to these and forget how funny they are, this is the best pod group fr

  • @cheekclapperxo3338
    @cheekclapperxo3338 19 днів тому

    mark is my fav comedian and ive heard them all

  • @bigchungus9046
    @bigchungus9046 13 днів тому

    Shane coming out to tops drop is the best thing ever

  • @206Curt
    @206Curt 5 місяців тому +9

    Its so annoying how often Joe tries to steer the boys off of good riffing to try to talk politics and bitch about culture war bullshit

    • @christobalmendoza9363
      @christobalmendoza9363 Місяць тому

      Daily older man conversation 😭

    • @MrNemoYo
      @MrNemoYo 18 днів тому

      It's his ship. He can steer it where we he wants. Besides... That's how millions of dozers woke up this year. Heavy topics are digested better when the attitude is loose and chilled.BTW, culture war BS is way more serious when you're on the wrong end of it. 1 dude gets offed in a small town and it big news. Millions die abroad and it's just "culture war BS" noise, right?

  • @durrylegion
    @durrylegion 24 дні тому

    Joe spends half the ep laughing and the other half parenting, i love it!

  • @benbridges6747
    @benbridges6747 Місяць тому

    Shane and Jamie's chemistry is underrated.

  • @Slayyyy8800
    @Slayyyy8800 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ve watched this podcast 18 times 😂

  • @derekmorfin
    @derekmorfin Місяць тому +1

    Only thing that would make this better is theo 😂😂

    • @tylerbenoit174
      @tylerbenoit174 22 дні тому

      The Theo and Mark Normand combo is the ultimate form of one liners and odd Louisiana info

  • @coyecampbell3327
    @coyecampbell3327 4 місяці тому +2

    my wife and i only have life 360 because she works nights and has to drive an hour home after 12 and 16 hour shifts. if i wake up and she’s not home i need to be able to find her whither she’s been in a wreck or just pulled over and fallen asleep. we agree that trust is the foundation of any successful relationship so we don’t use it to spy on each other all the time or anything like that.

  • @aleddave
    @aleddave 5 місяців тому +2

    "I'm not as ashy as his (ari's) grandparents" 😂😂😂

  • @JustinDavis-q8s
    @JustinDavis-q8s 4 місяці тому +6

    Mark - “my blm alarm” 😭

  • @pathingmusic
    @pathingmusic 2 місяці тому

    Bong the Eagle in the cold plunge @PowerfulJRE you can break the Gillis-Goggins continuum to protect our parks 😂🌲🌳

  • @___cvrlo9947
    @___cvrlo9947 4 місяці тому +3

    “This Has Gotta Be A Guiness Record For The Oldest Jew To Do A Whippet” Has Been Killing Me For The Last Month

  • @CAPSTRES
    @CAPSTRES 5 місяців тому +3

    And if I could add to the fact that one of my best friends Michael when he was 12 his dad hired him at his cattle facility. He worked 40 or 50 hours a week and did school and was one of the happiest kids I ever knew. And that kid always had money

  • @fabled9023
    @fabled9023 5 місяців тому +2

    tbh I would love if the whole podcast was the wideshot of all of them

  • @clashaholics4571
    @clashaholics4571 4 місяці тому +2

    Tough listening to this at work. I hear “America, fuck ya” and I start looking around for a beer that I’ll never find.

  • @marcsymington4061
    @marcsymington4061 5 місяців тому +2

    These are witout a doubt the best jre episodes haha thesse and the fight companions with eddie

  • @AmericanMadeAdventures
    @AmericanMadeAdventures 2 місяці тому

    "Some people like to put on wigs and play roles" - I immediately see Joe with a wig on 🤣

  • @paigelong5908
    @paigelong5908 5 місяців тому +1

    The Jurassic Park, reference jokes got to Shane so much that he finished out-of-character

  • @ChonkUm
    @ChonkUm 4 місяці тому +2

    "you took heroin?"... That's a hell of a way to start the show lol

  • @CalvinKennedy-qx1zj
    @CalvinKennedy-qx1zj Місяць тому

    What grappling soap does Joe Rogan use? Seriously would like to know

  • @headshotsonly333
    @headshotsonly333 23 дні тому

    1:04:55 Marks fucking face always gets me 😂😂😂

  • @MikeWoot-ox9xf
    @MikeWoot-ox9xf 5 місяців тому

    2:02:05 “nha it’s corny, it’s _to_ cool of a song” 🎧 Shane’s Philly spilled in that lil line. Made me look at my phone crooked
    😧🫨 _like huh? wtf bro? Sounded like my youngbul just walked in on the podcast 😂_

  • @Jordan-J
    @Jordan-J 3 місяці тому +1

    This might be the funniest one so far

  • @pauloliver8976
    @pauloliver8976 4 місяці тому

    Mark is the only one that really is here for us.😂

  • @sorrymomtv6358
    @sorrymomtv6358 2 місяці тому

    I died when Joe said Ari has seizures in the jungle 😭😭😭😂

  • @seanmcinnis4591
    @seanmcinnis4591 2 місяці тому +1

    The Bush family is from Texas I'm from Maine and went to high school one town over from the bush family vacation compound, they vacation in Maine but are from Texas

  • @thewarriorwithin7415
    @thewarriorwithin7415 Місяць тому

    I worked for a trucking company that was hired to pave the bohemian grove in Northern California. Security is always very tight there and they said about a week prior to the events buses of prostitutes would start showing up. As soon as you cross the gate, the feeling changes to very dark and ominous.

  • @addynaruto1221
    @addynaruto1221 4 місяці тому +2

    keep em comin Jameooooo

  • @allisonmiller3669
    @allisonmiller3669 5 місяців тому +1

    Is Shane wearing a Hollister hat 😂

  • @TTOS69
    @TTOS69 5 місяців тому +3

    3:31:27 how are these cases not considered entrapment? I mean thats the literal definition of it here dude! So fkn weird how everything is about tearing our own country apart day by day, compared to sending all the money that could easily fix the problems here to countrys all around the world, where 90% of us have no connections to. Rediculous. Guess thats why i quit paying taxes huh....

  • @EnriqueVelett
    @EnriqueVelett 5 місяців тому +1

    One of the funnest episodes yet

  • @jchastain789
    @jchastain789 4 місяці тому +1

    I like Mark the most lol

  • @AdamEtok
    @AdamEtok 5 місяців тому +1

    6:07 *Mark got that Drake in him* 💀

  • @PandaLife-lp8kn
    @PandaLife-lp8kn 4 місяці тому +2

    Ari warns his future self to not keep up with the Irish because they go hard....fast forward to POP 11 Ari passed out under the table trying to keep up with Shane.

  • @maurypontiff3219
    @maurypontiff3219 2 місяці тому

    Old beer cans had a removable tab you pulled up to pop it, then you pull the whole off the can. People would throw the tab down on the beach, if you step on it it would cut.

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 5 місяців тому +15

    I feel like the only reaction joe ever wants is "Wow man that's so awesome and manly"

    • @Miguel-mx9op
      @Miguel-mx9op 5 місяців тому +3

      Then you’ve literally never seen him talk to anyone at all except these 3 guys he has hundreds of episodes where he talks to people smarter then himself and more manly then himself and he’s well aware of that Joe Rogan doesn’t think he’s the best at anything that’s why he’s good at asking questions because he’s always from the opposing view

    • @greg1685
      @greg1685 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Miguel-mx9op I get it he's a host and not a comedian

    • @TacosandT3quila
      @TacosandT3quila 4 місяці тому

      You feel wrong and you’re weird for this comment.

  • @josearagon8261
    @josearagon8261 16 днів тому

    Oh you young'n's. Back in the 70s, the pull tabs on beer cans fully separated from the can. Those were pop tops. They were always buried in the sand on beaches waiting to slash your feet open, or blow out your flip flops.

  • @WATCHMYCLIPSZ
    @WATCHMYCLIPSZ 5 місяців тому

    3:35:00 Love When My Very Good Friend,Nick Mullen is mentioned. 🖤🙌🏽

  • @scarecrow33
    @scarecrow33 5 місяців тому +2

    East Palestine ,OH is 15 miles away from me. I fish all the creeks down to the river. Everything is normal.

  • @rdub907
    @rdub907 Місяць тому

    we need a "PULL IT UP" -Mark Normand tshirt haha

  • @mygodmanm3008
    @mygodmanm3008 11 днів тому

    4 guy's in a house figuring shit out. The good ol days

  • @Tyler-Black
    @Tyler-Black Місяць тому

    2:59:24 baggy out of the clam is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @Liam-i1j4p
    @Liam-i1j4p 5 місяців тому

    Do we have to hear about Mark's little go kart everytime🤣

  • @MikeWoot-ox9xf
    @MikeWoot-ox9xf 5 місяців тому

    😂 We Must *”protect our parks”* …
    … AT ALL COSTS

  • @hawtsauce2982
    @hawtsauce2982 4 місяці тому

    Something about Joe Rogan reading off the negative effects of whippets while being under the influence of whippets sounds like the greatest worst thing to ever happen to someone

  • @marcoselgaucho1106
    @marcoselgaucho1106 4 місяці тому

    Oh is that why you cried? I thought you were out of meatballs😂😂

  • @motivationinc6415
    @motivationinc6415 5 місяців тому

    Joe is a real Men usually you never met American like that, Cut he’s just different. and he loves his guests which is very common in Eastern European culture ❤️love it

  • @TLBStudios
    @TLBStudios 4 місяці тому

    ari is my spirit animal

  • @WATCHMYCLIPSZ
    @WATCHMYCLIPSZ 5 місяців тому +1

    1:35:19 *Ari is traumatized by the diddler 😂*

  • @tadghsullivan-lorenz3033
    @tadghsullivan-lorenz3033 5 місяців тому +1

    Why are these only showing up on the explore part not the account

  • @javierrangel6272
    @javierrangel6272 5 місяців тому

    Hey Joe, would you ever try a Gonster?

  • @dvprv
    @dvprv 4 місяці тому

    2:18:00 Mark talking about old lady squirters is fucking hilarious 🤣