Greg Giraldo: Uncensored Flavor Flav Roast

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  • Опубліковано 31 жов 2017
  • Greg Giraldo's uncensored set at the Roast of Flavor Flav.
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  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 6 років тому +646

    "The first thing you bought with your record deal money, was your freedom"

    • @genocideoffsprng
      @genocideoffsprng 4 роки тому +27

      Even after hearing that bit 1000 times i still laugh

    • @BaffledRich
      @BaffledRich 3 роки тому +3

      the words record deal and freedom don't mix lol

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 20 днів тому

      😂😂😂

  • @markwalsh2340
    @markwalsh2340 4 роки тому +503

    He didn't roast people, he incinerated them.

    • @TheDizzleHawke
      @TheDizzleHawke 3 роки тому +13

      They urned it.

    • @onnietalone3181
      @onnietalone3181 2 роки тому

      @@TheDizzleHawke na, he said some real horrible stuff, just to not understand he would have been easy to destroy and that they did, he was never safe, he was never sure on what drug ones gave, a person like him, should have known, they were giving him the rope, uhh

    • @KH4444444444N
      @KH4444444444N Рік тому

      Set phasers to kill.

    • @gsactotube
      @gsactotube 9 місяців тому +1

      NOBODY is in his class as a Roast
      comic, NOBODY!

    • @tasteslikepennies2549
      @tasteslikepennies2549 9 місяців тому

      Bruh

  • @chillydavis2117
    @chillydavis2117 6 років тому +901

    The. Greatest. Roaster. Of all time.

    • @Nope17612
      @Nope17612 6 років тому +4

      Chilly Davis Placing a “period” between each word makes you sound like an ass.

    • @00trevanti
      @00trevanti 5 років тому +8

      Jeff Ross is KING

    • @Ausnapify
      @Ausnapify 5 років тому +5

      Chilly Davis Jeff Ross is.

    • @deanasaurs
      @deanasaurs 5 років тому +6

      He was the King

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 5 років тому +5

      The best roast performances of all time are Ben Bailey at the Patrice O'Neil roast, and Colin Quinn at the Artie Lange roast.

  • @frankfooter610
    @frankfooter610 5 років тому +93

    “Heroes get remember...but Legends never die..”
    R.I.P. Mr. Giraldo, thank you for showing everyone else how it’s done

  • @HairTransplantNetwork
    @HairTransplantNetwork 4 роки тому +147

    Carrot Top cried himself to sleep that night 😂

  • @dtox12
    @dtox12 6 років тому +372

    Him and Patrice not being here with us is cruel

  • @hasanabdulhadi2254
    @hasanabdulhadi2254 6 років тому +308

    Greg was on fire all the time, he is the best, RIP

  • @SiArks1
    @SiArks1 4 роки тому +91

    I remember watching this..carrot top was so pissed off..it was epic!

  • @cliffmcginnis3231
    @cliffmcginnis3231 5 років тому +272

    If you actually saw the show, carrot top WAS NOT laughing.

    • @freddyvidz
      @freddyvidz 5 років тому +23

      Well, he did get the Corky

    • @NeurogenicMT
      @NeurogenicMT 5 років тому +38

      Carrot Top is a humorless prick.

    • @bradleybellwether7927
      @bradleybellwether7927 4 роки тому +33

      No, he was definitely *not* amused! 😂😂😂 I loved watching his reaction to Lisa Lampinelli's reactions! She was laughing to tears and he was starting to well up with the rage tears only produced by large doses of P.E.D.'s

    • @Rockyinlp
      @Rockyinlp 4 роки тому +20

      🥕 top was not having any of this bit. Giraldo fucking toasted him.

    • @7judas77
      @7judas77 4 роки тому +4

      @@bradleybellwether7927 what's PEDs?

  • @benares180
    @benares180 3 роки тому +79

    I think of, “you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape” at least once every few months. Love that line.

    • @braddorcas9363
      @braddorcas9363 2 роки тому +4

      I lost it at that line. Best part of the bit, not sure why they left it out of this clip.

    • @RJNumber45
      @RJNumber45 2 роки тому +1

      I completely lost my shit when he said that🤣🤣🤣

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 20 днів тому

      My fave roaster ever 🤣

  • @Danimal1177
    @Danimal1177 5 років тому +73

    It's not contained in this video, but later he tells Flav that he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape. That was amazingly funny!

    • @olskool339
      @olskool339 2 роки тому +7

      Didn't he also tell him he looked like a turd in a wet suit?

    • @CCantalya
      @CCantalya 2 роки тому

      A turd with teeth

    • @timkaron
      @timkaron 2 місяці тому

      It’s funny bc you’re white I know lol

  • @charleskuckel3173
    @charleskuckel3173 4 роки тому +26

    Greg Giraldo was the MOST AWESOME person on ANY Roast dais. Jeff Ross is good but Greg was GREAT. I miss ALL his insults. RIP Sir and Thank You for the laughs!

  • @kiwanishinton9410
    @kiwanishinton9410 6 років тому +353

    he was by far the best one, he was the best

    • @retardexposer1385
      @retardexposer1385 6 років тому

      Kiwanis Hinton Ross was

    • @amazingrace7549
      @amazingrace7549 5 років тому

      Fuck you

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 4 роки тому

      @@retardexposer1385 No.

    • @MX-S
      @MX-S 4 роки тому +1

      No, Ross is better: more efficient with his time, AND more savage.

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify 4 роки тому +3

      @@MX-S no hes not!!!! ross is good but greg and nick kill people at roasts

  • @truckerenoch8824
    @truckerenoch8824 3 роки тому +42

    He savaged the f*ck out of carrot top!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I *really* loved when he roasted the whole audience at the Joan Rivers roast. That sh^t was *BRUTAL!!!*

  • @TheLordMeowMeow
    @TheLordMeowMeow 3 роки тому +21

    best roaster of all times. Ross was good, but Greg was on another level. I wish he was still alive i always find myself back on youtube watching these old roasts of his when i'm bored.

  • @juanr7229
    @juanr7229 4 роки тому +28

    I love to this date listening to GREG GIRALDO’s roasts,, he was the true master of SAVAGE , in my honest opinion he was the GREAT ROAST MASTER GENERAL,,, R.I.P GREG 🙏

    • @carlspackler91
      @carlspackler91 4 роки тому +2

      Master of savage??
      This guy invented it.
      No one was safe when he took the mic.
      RIP to the original Roast Master.

  • @skethvagabond723
    @skethvagabond723 3 роки тому +34

    Dayumn "How did you find a plastic surgeon, that can add a chromosome" 😂🤣😅

  • @powermedal3578
    @powermedal3578 2 роки тому +11

    "I've never roasted an oily cadaver before" - Greg Giraldo
    He was the best , Rest in Peace 👍

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @melchiorao9759
    @melchiorao9759 6 років тому +22

    Undisputed goat of roasts. RIP.

  • @johnfoster535
    @johnfoster535 6 років тому +267

    He was a Harvard trained lawyer.....a brilliant mind. A terrible shame that he gave up and self destructed. He was NOT a failure....his time would have come where he would have risen to the top. Many people are still discovering him and his comedic genius.......I pray he will be in that big " Dangerfield's" in the sky when I get there !!

    • @OhJaniceWhyOhWhy
      @OhJaniceWhyOhWhy 6 років тому +22

      I think his lack of financial success (he seemed to be a paycheque to paycheque guy) haunted him and he could not seem to land that big paying gig. He was the smartest person in the room and the funniest, but it did not make him $$$. Watch "Give it up for Greg Giraldo" it gives some real insight into his pain....at least, I think he was in pain. I live a similar life, lack of success, friends and family safe, while I'm not, it's tough.

    • @johnfoster535
      @johnfoster535 6 років тому +14

      Do not despair...the gift of life is precious. Success comes only by doubling the commitment and effort when experiencing failure. It is like a running back who can't get through the line, but, he perseveres, he does not go down, and then a small hole of daylight appears... and being prepared.....he runs through it to success. Vince Lombardi once said : " There is NO such thing as LUCK......LUCK is the intersection of opportunity and preparation. This was my experience and also that of people I knew who struggled and wound up achieving far more success than they could imagine. Like Lennon said : " Instant Karma is gonna get YOU ! "" Never give up. I almost did and would have missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember Vince who said : " Winners NEVER quit, and QUITTERS never win !! " Take heart, your time will come !

    • @swampscrapper
      @swampscrapper 6 років тому +6

      The guy lived life as hard as his jokes were brutally hilarious.

    • @atomicwedgie8176
      @atomicwedgie8176 5 років тому +3

      U R not a lawyer, troll!

    • @mkeehan4217
      @mkeehan4217 5 років тому +2

      Harvard trained?

  • @elizabethpiccolo5534
    @elizabethpiccolo5534 2 роки тому +9

    Definitely the GOAT. Nobody roasted like Geraldo!

  • @efisgpr
    @efisgpr 6 років тому +71

    2:04 You must have an enormous *SQUACK* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @2much2soon773
    @2much2soon773 6 років тому +24

    Wow ! He was amazing on those early roasts.Absolutely brutal.

  • @halmurati4797
    @halmurati4797 3 роки тому +19

    Such a talented man so sad 😞 he’s truly missed

  • @adamisonfire4261
    @adamisonfire4261 6 років тому +173

    Greg was so epic. Such a brilliant mind too. He was smart as hell, just couldn't let go of the addiction. Miss him and his comedy.

    • @atomicwedgie8176
      @atomicwedgie8176 5 років тому +1

      Brandi, I'm trolling a troll!

    • @brandonmesey5096
      @brandonmesey5096 5 років тому +4

      @Brandon S dude he was more educated than you or I could ever be. He is smart and a genius... Most comics are.. That's how they get us to laugh

    • @jorgemora9538
      @jorgemora9538 4 роки тому +1

      @Brandon S he was a lawyer.

    • @lostintime8651
      @lostintime8651 4 роки тому

      That's why they call it addiction.

    • @davidbrandel4128
      @davidbrandel4128 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe the addiction fueled his creativity.

  • @NicholasTre_
    @NicholasTre_ 5 років тому +24

    This man was fucking hilarious. A legend. Rip

  • @mannytsupra2687
    @mannytsupra2687 6 років тому +81

    "Walked in and asked for the Corky?" omg I lost it..

    • @jackspratt1496
      @jackspratt1496 3 роки тому

      Whats the corky? The doll in child's play?

    • @iloveamerica3917
      @iloveamerica3917 5 місяців тому

      Corky was an actor in the 80s who had down syndrome and somewhat resembled carrot top in the face.

    • @Wellokthen
      @Wellokthen 21 день тому +1

      Corky Thatcher was a sitcom star with Down-syndrome

  • @HardRockMiner
    @HardRockMiner 6 років тому +260

    Nobody did it better.

    • @claricepetillo6593
      @claricepetillo6593 6 років тому +1

      I agree !

    • @Ausnapify
      @Ausnapify 5 років тому +5

      HardRockMiner Jeff Ross

    • @JeanClaudeYoung
      @JeanClaudeYoung 4 роки тому +3

      Jeff ross is up there with him but I agree Greg was the king

    • @MX-S
      @MX-S 4 роки тому +1

      @@JeanClaudeYoung No, Ross is noticeably better. People are just suckers for their "good old days".

    • @LoveAshleyCash1
      @LoveAshleyCash1 4 роки тому

      Jean Claude Young Jeff Ross is way better

  • @gurnblanstein9816
    @gurnblanstein9816 4 роки тому +34

    Greg giraldo and Anthony jeselnik two of the best roasters ever.

    • @mandanglelow1442
      @mandanglelow1442 3 роки тому +1

      Yes Greg was the absolute king and the greatest of all time but his successor is definitely Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @markburzenski9783
      @markburzenski9783 2 роки тому

      Gilbert Gottfried is a boss at roasting

    • @gurnblanstein9816
      @gurnblanstein9816 2 роки тому

      @@markburzenski9783 yes he was pretty good too

    • @gurnblanstein9816
      @gurnblanstein9816 2 роки тому +1

      @@mandanglelow1442 yes Greg was undoubtedly by far the best

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 6 років тому +365

    You are seriously a large ghoulish woman... I'm talking to you Carrot Top!

    • @jordanrioscreations
      @jordanrioscreations 5 років тому +12

      Killed two birds with one stone

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 5 років тому +6

      That's probably my favourite line from any roast ever. Second place would have to go to Ben Bailey comparing Jim Norton to a giant sea turtle that's lost it's shell, at the Patrice O'Neil roast.

    • @isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111
      @isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111 5 років тому +2

      Giraldo was savage

    • @bradleybellwether7927
      @bradleybellwether7927 4 роки тому

      @@j-boogiebrown9961 I think nearly every line from the joan rivers roast was one of his best! His closing burn was especially savavge! 😂😂😂

    • @realitydrip3293
      @realitydrip3293 4 роки тому +1

      You should see his face during that bit, lol he was not happy

  • @monkadelic13
    @monkadelic13 6 років тому +19

    He was always the best roaster up there.... RIP

  • @blotfd
    @blotfd 6 років тому +39

    Might be the funniest 2min in comedy

  • @brandonmesey5096
    @brandonmesey5096 5 років тому +36

    I love jeff ross but!... The only reason jeff is king now is because greg died. Greg was king hands down. All comics loved greg and understood how dark his soul was hurting

  • @MissLachine
    @MissLachine 4 роки тому +8

    R.I.P. Greg …comedy never dies

  • @tonyrosales915
    @tonyrosales915 5 років тому +5

    The Greatest Roaster of all time period!!!!

  • @aiturran
    @aiturran 3 роки тому +5

    Holy shit. He grilled everyone. Jeff Ross looks like an amateur when listening to this. Rest in peace Roast Master.

  • @TheMartin9400
    @TheMartin9400 5 років тому +4

    Greg Giraldo was the best one at every comedy roast

  • @steveclark136
    @steveclark136 2 роки тому +6

    Back when you could tell jokes ... and people would laugh because THEY'RE JOKES!!!!! GG was a master and is missed dearly.

  • @whyareyousostupid5605
    @whyareyousostupid5605 4 роки тому +2

    I love when the oooouuuu’s come cause you know that was a good one 😂😂😂

  • @tonyrosales915
    @tonyrosales915 5 років тому +5

    The best roaster period, every insult has me laughing!

  • @joeb2588
    @joeb2588 4 роки тому +1

    Amazing. Thanks for posting. I've been trying to locate Greg's uncensored roasts or just his roasts in general.

  • @isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111
    @isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111 5 років тому +5

    When he called carrot top a goulish woman I always listen to that part to keep me from being in a bad mood

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 5 років тому +63

    "I love the Crown Flav, you look like King Leer got trapped in a forest fire"

  • @mjmcalister
    @mjmcalister 4 роки тому +5

    Fearless 😂 RIP Giraldo

  • @ihadabadday7709
    @ihadabadday7709 6 років тому +17

    He's missed...he was certainly one of the best of his time!

  • @ralphytigueremalo8476
    @ralphytigueremalo8476 6 років тому +19

    FUCKING LEGEND DA BEST ROASTER EVER THEN I WOULD SAY JEFF ROSS

  • @b2d327
    @b2d327 6 років тому +4

    "A skeleton wrapped in electric tape". Fuckin' Greg, why did you have to go so soon.

  • @jennifersantillana9738
    @jennifersantillana9738 4 роки тому +6

    He'll always be the best! R.I.P Greg

  • @blackjack2770
    @blackjack2770 6 років тому +3

    That Carrottop roast is just fucking priceless.... The way he was being serious and the way he said WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE lmao... He says seriously what did u do to your face... I'm not even kidding. HAHAHA how can u not love Greg. He fucking hated everyone in Hollywood and u can tell he thought they were all sell outs and fakes. The way he roasts them is priceless.

  • @aminaadam1664
    @aminaadam1664 5 років тому +2

    The most relentless roaster of all time. He would breathless destroys characters and reputations of celebrities without ever giving them any value. Katt Williams tried it on at the start - It was like a red rag to a bull. Katt got ripped to shreds. Giraldo was a genius.

  • @craigw5456
    @craigw5456 6 років тому +60

    loool savage "ur so old the 1st thing u bought was your freedom" wow !!!!!

  • @seanham4040
    @seanham4040 5 років тому +3

    This Man was SAVAGE. Right up there with The Roastmaster General, Jeff Ross.

  • @twofour8790
    @twofour8790 4 роки тому +3

    I can listen to this all day!

  • @chrischapman7069
    @chrischapman7069 6 років тому +24

    The first Ice T slam made me piss my pants!

  • @yerk55
    @yerk55 5 років тому +2

    "Did you just walk in and ask for the Corky?"
    Holy shit!

  • @brentalanadamlandgrave7635
    @brentalanadamlandgrave7635 6 років тому +23

    Ahhhh...one of the great ones. R.I.P., good sir.

  • @paulpoche8440
    @paulpoche8440 6 років тому +38

    Greg would roast the pope!
    And it would be badass!

    • @davidv2700
      @davidv2700 6 років тому +4

      Paul Poche he could roast a fork and you'd laugh your ass off. He was so brilliant when it came to insult comedy.

    • @skinnerman100
      @skinnerman100 4 роки тому

      The pope would love it too

    • @adamtereska8734
      @adamtereska8734 3 роки тому

      Greg could roast a Q-tip and we'd be laughing at 3rd joke while he was on the 12th. He was savage and rapid fire.

  • @ensinitas
    @ensinitas 6 років тому +85

    god that guy was funny!

  • @RJNumber45
    @RJNumber45 2 роки тому +1

    "You are a big, ghoulish, woman...Im talking to YOU Carrot Top..."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesvece3176
    @jamesvece3176 5 років тому +3

    how I miss this guy. I just listen to the roast's and laugh so hard that I cry

  • @yeahright302
    @yeahright302 3 роки тому +6

    THE BEST!!!!RIP GREG!!!

  • @CSLFiero
    @CSLFiero 3 роки тому +2

    All that was light. He went off on flav

  • @stocktoncombatfan
    @stocktoncombatfan 6 років тому +2

    Fuck! Giraldo was so lethal.

  • @YourMumGay69
    @YourMumGay69 10 місяців тому +1

    He was the best at all of these. Every single time he came out guns blazing.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 3 роки тому +4

    I still say the skeleton electrical tape line to people. Always gets a laugh.

  • @Xiampartyboyx
    @Xiampartyboyx 3 роки тому

    To this day I still bring up sommore, sommless into any conversation I can.

  • @ipunchpoliticians1144
    @ipunchpoliticians1144 3 роки тому +3

    He also told Flav that he's never roasted a oily cadaver before

  • @camo9753
    @camo9753 3 роки тому +1

    Cheers to the Roastmaster General

  • @MSUParker
    @MSUParker 5 років тому +2

    Greg was a beast on the mic. Best ever

  • @Jiff321
    @Jiff321 6 років тому +143

    Add a chromosome hahaha

  • @thagodwecreate5179
    @thagodwecreate5179 6 років тому +1

    This guys metaphors imagery and punchlines are unbelievably creative. RIP my fellow junky

  • @ubong5172
    @ubong5172 6 років тому +129

    Somore? How about Some less!

  • @88_mph76
    @88_mph76 3 роки тому +2

    The absolute best

  • @oxymoron296
    @oxymoron296 3 роки тому +3

    Dear lord, Greg was a savage! 😂

  • @TheVeradario1
    @TheVeradario1 6 років тому +4

    Best roaster of all times

  • @yeahright302
    @yeahright302 6 років тому +3

    luv greg,miss him much!!!the best!!

  • @ingGS
    @ingGS 3 місяці тому

    He was the best not only on this roast but pretty much in all the ones he was part of. Greg was ruthlessly funny, simply the best.

  • @96150coconut
    @96150coconut 6 років тому +12

    You missed the best part, the beginning to Cat....... "it must be hard being a pimp when you have to stand on a phone book to smack a bitch"

    • @noob-yo3op
      @noob-yo3op 6 років тому +1

      96150coconut that was patton tho

    • @noob-yo3op
      @noob-yo3op 6 років тому +1

      96150coconut I read it wrong I thought it was about the smack his bitch with a dafodill stem that's my bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @AngryJT
      @AngryJT 6 років тому

      Patton had the pimp in a thimble joke, Greg had the phone book joke.

  • @yeahright302
    @yeahright302 4 роки тому +1

    damn we miss greg sooooooo much!!!love him!!

  • @helco2856
    @helco2856 4 роки тому +3

    Damn he straight murdered them

  • @Ivan-br6zr
    @Ivan-br6zr 6 років тому +2

    greatness in a few min...

  • @whitejosh444
    @whitejosh444 5 років тому +2

    RIP greg. You were truly the greatest roaster

  • @bigbluedawg28
    @bigbluedawg28 5 років тому +2

    Saw that roast he had me laughing so hard!!!!

  • @ReyDeuce
    @ReyDeuce 6 років тому +2

    THANK YOU,GREG GIRALDO.R.I.P

  • @johntaylor294
    @johntaylor294 6 років тому +3

    my favorite hard core comedian

  • @longobardilounge8238
    @longobardilounge8238 3 роки тому

    ....did you walk in and ask for the Corky?.... Lolol I lost it

  • @jordanrioscreations
    @jordanrioscreations 5 років тому +3

    That Carrot Top shit was over the top hilarious.

  • @jacobgholson1813
    @jacobgholson1813 3 роки тому +2

    Rip to a legend

  • @incaguaya
    @incaguaya 6 років тому +4

    I miss Greg

  • @dafcorleone
    @dafcorleone 5 років тому

    he was the King of roasting, just brutally funny!

  • @vict4451
    @vict4451 6 років тому +2

    "look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape" is the best line from any of the roasts

    • @dustinlampston907
      @dustinlampston907 6 років тому

      Vic T fully agree

    • @richardii5989
      @richardii5989 5 років тому

      Telling Joan Rivers she looked like a "surprised catfish" was my favorite

    • @jacobjones1210
      @jacobjones1210 5 років тому +1

      Likening Lisa Lampanelli to the octo mom, not because she's had any children, but because she's had 80 fingers inside her at the same time is my fav!

  • @jeffmckee3929
    @jeffmckee3929 2 роки тому +1

    I was trying to remember his name. Greg goes hard man.

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 3 роки тому +1

    Love how he was Harvard grad lawyer, looked around at comedians, said I'm funnier than these people, and proved it.
    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 7 місяців тому

    He has a sea full of great roasts and this is still his best in opinion, he was the funnest dude on this planet

  • @saar144
    @saar144 3 роки тому +2

    For me, the Sommore joke (some less) was pure genius.

  • @briananderson2452
    @briananderson2452 5 років тому +1

    SQUACK...my new favorite word!

  • @bdl2546
    @bdl2546 6 років тому +2

    The best thing about all these roasts was giraldo dude was hilarious

  • @abcun17
    @abcun17 4 роки тому

    The bit we it Ice-T...holy shit!!! LOL...😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @mxdivah7
    @mxdivah7 2 роки тому

    Greg SLAYED!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @victorbasta7359
    @victorbasta7359 2 роки тому

    Greg is the greatest. The funniest thing I ever heard him say was when he called Larry the cable guy, "you gravy sweating cousin fxcker"