@@TheDizzleHawke na, he said some real horrible stuff, just to not understand he would have been easy to destroy and that they did, he was never safe, he was never sure on what drug ones gave, a person like him, should have known, they were giving him the rope, uhh
No, he was definitely *not* amused! 😂😂😂 I loved watching his reaction to Lisa Lampinelli's reactions! She was laughing to tears and he was starting to well up with the rage tears only produced by large doses of P.E.D.'s
Greg Giraldo was the MOST AWESOME person on ANY Roast dais. Jeff Ross is good but Greg was GREAT. I miss ALL his insults. RIP Sir and Thank You for the laughs!
He savaged the f*ck out of carrot top!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I *really* loved when he roasted the whole audience at the Joan Rivers roast. That sh^t was *BRUTAL!!!*
best roaster of all times. Ross was good, but Greg was on another level. I wish he was still alive i always find myself back on youtube watching these old roasts of his when i'm bored.
I love to this date listening to GREG GIRALDO’s roasts,, he was the true master of SAVAGE , in my honest opinion he was the GREAT ROAST MASTER GENERAL,,, R.I.P GREG 🙏
He was a Harvard trained lawyer.....a brilliant mind. A terrible shame that he gave up and self destructed. He was NOT a failure....his time would have come where he would have risen to the top. Many people are still discovering him and his comedic genius.......I pray he will be in that big " Dangerfield's" in the sky when I get there !!
I think his lack of financial success (he seemed to be a paycheque to paycheque guy) haunted him and he could not seem to land that big paying gig. He was the smartest person in the room and the funniest, but it did not make him $$$. Watch "Give it up for Greg Giraldo" it gives some real insight into his pain....at least, I think he was in pain. I live a similar life, lack of success, friends and family safe, while I'm not, it's tough.
Do not despair...the gift of life is precious. Success comes only by doubling the commitment and effort when experiencing failure. It is like a running back who can't get through the line, but, he perseveres, he does not go down, and then a small hole of daylight appears... and being prepared.....he runs through it to success. Vince Lombardi once said : " There is NO such thing as LUCK......LUCK is the intersection of opportunity and preparation. This was my experience and also that of people I knew who struggled and wound up achieving far more success than they could imagine. Like Lennon said : " Instant Karma is gonna get YOU ! "" Never give up. I almost did and would have missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember Vince who said : " Winners NEVER quit, and QUITTERS never win !! " Take heart, your time will come !
That's probably my favourite line from any roast ever. Second place would have to go to Ben Bailey comparing Jim Norton to a giant sea turtle that's lost it's shell, at the Patrice O'Neil roast.
I love jeff ross but!... The only reason jeff is king now is because greg died. Greg was king hands down. All comics loved greg and understood how dark his soul was hurting
That Carrottop roast is just fucking priceless.... The way he was being serious and the way he said WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE lmao... He says seriously what did u do to your face... I'm not even kidding. HAHAHA how can u not love Greg. He fucking hated everyone in Hollywood and u can tell he thought they were all sell outs and fakes. The way he roasts them is priceless.
The most relentless roaster of all time. He would breathless destroys characters and reputations of celebrities without ever giving them any value. Katt Williams tried it on at the start - It was like a red rag to a bull. Katt got ripped to shreds. Giraldo was a genius.
"The first thing you bought with your record deal money, was your freedom"
Even after hearing that bit 1000 times i still laugh
the words record deal and freedom don't mix lol
😂😂😂
He didn't roast people, he incinerated them.
They urned it.
@@TheDizzleHawke na, he said some real horrible stuff, just to not understand he would have been easy to destroy and that they did, he was never safe, he was never sure on what drug ones gave, a person like him, should have known, they were giving him the rope, uhh
Set phasers to kill.
NOBODY is in his class as a Roast
comic, NOBODY!
Bruh
The. Greatest. Roaster. Of all time.
Chilly Davis Placing a “period” between each word makes you sound like an ass.
Jeff Ross is KING
Chilly Davis Jeff Ross is.
He was the King
The best roast performances of all time are Ben Bailey at the Patrice O'Neil roast, and Colin Quinn at the Artie Lange roast.
“Heroes get remember...but Legends never die..”
R.I.P. Mr. Giraldo, thank you for showing everyone else how it’s done
You stole that from sandlot you freaking jew
Carrot Top cried himself to sleep that night 😂
Him and Patrice not being here with us is cruel
Extremely cruel
100%
Lost two great comedy legends when they passed
1:57 that laugh sounds like Patrice was there
Some of the greats!! Gone too soon
Greg was on fire all the time, he is the best, RIP
I remember watching this..carrot top was so pissed off..it was epic!
If you actually saw the show, carrot top WAS NOT laughing.
Well, he did get the Corky
Carrot Top is a humorless prick.
No, he was definitely *not* amused! 😂😂😂 I loved watching his reaction to Lisa Lampinelli's reactions! She was laughing to tears and he was starting to well up with the rage tears only produced by large doses of P.E.D.'s
🥕 top was not having any of this bit. Giraldo fucking toasted him.
@@bradleybellwether7927 what's PEDs?
I think of, “you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape” at least once every few months. Love that line.
I lost it at that line. Best part of the bit, not sure why they left it out of this clip.
I completely lost my shit when he said that🤣🤣🤣
My fave roaster ever 🤣
It's not contained in this video, but later he tells Flav that he looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape. That was amazingly funny!
Didn't he also tell him he looked like a turd in a wet suit?
A turd with teeth
It’s funny bc you’re white I know lol
Greg Giraldo was the MOST AWESOME person on ANY Roast dais. Jeff Ross is good but Greg was GREAT. I miss ALL his insults. RIP Sir and Thank You for the laughs!
he was by far the best one, he was the best
Kiwanis Hinton Ross was
Fuck you
@@retardexposer1385 No.
No, Ross is better: more efficient with his time, AND more savage.
@@MX-S no hes not!!!! ross is good but greg and nick kill people at roasts
He savaged the f*ck out of carrot top!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I *really* loved when he roasted the whole audience at the Joan Rivers roast. That sh^t was *BRUTAL!!!*
best roaster of all times. Ross was good, but Greg was on another level. I wish he was still alive i always find myself back on youtube watching these old roasts of his when i'm bored.
I love to this date listening to GREG GIRALDO’s roasts,, he was the true master of SAVAGE , in my honest opinion he was the GREAT ROAST MASTER GENERAL,,, R.I.P GREG 🙏
Master of savage??
This guy invented it.
No one was safe when he took the mic.
RIP to the original Roast Master.
Dayumn "How did you find a plastic surgeon, that can add a chromosome" 😂🤣😅
"I've never roasted an oily cadaver before" - Greg Giraldo
He was the best , Rest in Peace 👍
😂😂😂😂
Undisputed goat of roasts. RIP.
He was a Harvard trained lawyer.....a brilliant mind. A terrible shame that he gave up and self destructed. He was NOT a failure....his time would have come where he would have risen to the top. Many people are still discovering him and his comedic genius.......I pray he will be in that big " Dangerfield's" in the sky when I get there !!
I think his lack of financial success (he seemed to be a paycheque to paycheque guy) haunted him and he could not seem to land that big paying gig. He was the smartest person in the room and the funniest, but it did not make him $$$. Watch "Give it up for Greg Giraldo" it gives some real insight into his pain....at least, I think he was in pain. I live a similar life, lack of success, friends and family safe, while I'm not, it's tough.
Do not despair...the gift of life is precious. Success comes only by doubling the commitment and effort when experiencing failure. It is like a running back who can't get through the line, but, he perseveres, he does not go down, and then a small hole of daylight appears... and being prepared.....he runs through it to success. Vince Lombardi once said : " There is NO such thing as LUCK......LUCK is the intersection of opportunity and preparation. This was my experience and also that of people I knew who struggled and wound up achieving far more success than they could imagine. Like Lennon said : " Instant Karma is gonna get YOU ! "" Never give up. I almost did and would have missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember Vince who said : " Winners NEVER quit, and QUITTERS never win !! " Take heart, your time will come !
The guy lived life as hard as his jokes were brutally hilarious.
U R not a lawyer, troll!
Harvard trained?
Definitely the GOAT. Nobody roasted like Geraldo!
2:04 You must have an enormous *SQUACK* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow ! He was amazing on those early roasts.Absolutely brutal.
Such a talented man so sad 😞 he’s truly missed
Greg was so epic. Such a brilliant mind too. He was smart as hell, just couldn't let go of the addiction. Miss him and his comedy.
Brandi, I'm trolling a troll!
@Brandon S dude he was more educated than you or I could ever be. He is smart and a genius... Most comics are.. That's how they get us to laugh
@Brandon S he was a lawyer.
That's why they call it addiction.
Maybe the addiction fueled his creativity.
This man was fucking hilarious. A legend. Rip
"Walked in and asked for the Corky?" omg I lost it..
Whats the corky? The doll in child's play?
Corky was an actor in the 80s who had down syndrome and somewhat resembled carrot top in the face.
Corky Thatcher was a sitcom star with Down-syndrome
Nobody did it better.
I agree !
HardRockMiner Jeff Ross
Jeff ross is up there with him but I agree Greg was the king
@@JeanClaudeYoung No, Ross is noticeably better. People are just suckers for their "good old days".
Jean Claude Young Jeff Ross is way better
Greg giraldo and Anthony jeselnik two of the best roasters ever.
Yes Greg was the absolute king and the greatest of all time but his successor is definitely Anthony Jeselnik.
Gilbert Gottfried is a boss at roasting
@@markburzenski9783 yes he was pretty good too
@@mandanglelow1442 yes Greg was undoubtedly by far the best
You are seriously a large ghoulish woman... I'm talking to you Carrot Top!
Killed two birds with one stone
That's probably my favourite line from any roast ever. Second place would have to go to Ben Bailey comparing Jim Norton to a giant sea turtle that's lost it's shell, at the Patrice O'Neil roast.
Giraldo was savage
@@j-boogiebrown9961 I think nearly every line from the joan rivers roast was one of his best! His closing burn was especially savavge! 😂😂😂
You should see his face during that bit, lol he was not happy
He was always the best roaster up there.... RIP
Might be the funniest 2min in comedy
I love jeff ross but!... The only reason jeff is king now is because greg died. Greg was king hands down. All comics loved greg and understood how dark his soul was hurting
Amen Brandon, amen
R.I.P. Greg …comedy never dies
The Greatest Roaster of all time period!!!!
Holy shit. He grilled everyone. Jeff Ross looks like an amateur when listening to this. Rest in peace Roast Master.
Greg Giraldo was the best one at every comedy roast
Back when you could tell jokes ... and people would laugh because THEY'RE JOKES!!!!! GG was a master and is missed dearly.
I love when the oooouuuu’s come cause you know that was a good one 😂😂😂
The best roaster period, every insult has me laughing!
Amazing. Thanks for posting. I've been trying to locate Greg's uncensored roasts or just his roasts in general.
When he called carrot top a goulish woman I always listen to that part to keep me from being in a bad mood
"I love the Crown Flav, you look like King Leer got trapped in a forest fire"
Racist joke
@@kaigetheradikal7920 funny joke
Racism isn't funny
I watched the roast. And every joke was about flav being black
@@kaigetheradikal7920 ...and he was laughing his ass off throughout...
Fearless 😂 RIP Giraldo
He's missed...he was certainly one of the best of his time!
FUCKING LEGEND DA BEST ROASTER EVER THEN I WOULD SAY JEFF ROSS
"A skeleton wrapped in electric tape". Fuckin' Greg, why did you have to go so soon.
He'll always be the best! R.I.P Greg
That Carrottop roast is just fucking priceless.... The way he was being serious and the way he said WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE lmao... He says seriously what did u do to your face... I'm not even kidding. HAHAHA how can u not love Greg. He fucking hated everyone in Hollywood and u can tell he thought they were all sell outs and fakes. The way he roasts them is priceless.
The most relentless roaster of all time. He would breathless destroys characters and reputations of celebrities without ever giving them any value. Katt Williams tried it on at the start - It was like a red rag to a bull. Katt got ripped to shreds. Giraldo was a genius.
loool savage "ur so old the 1st thing u bought was your freedom" wow !!!!!
This Man was SAVAGE. Right up there with The Roastmaster General, Jeff Ross.
Not sure jeff ross was up there
I can listen to this all day!
The first Ice T slam made me piss my pants!
"Did you just walk in and ask for the Corky?"
Holy shit!
Ahhhh...one of the great ones. R.I.P., good sir.
Greg would roast the pope!
And it would be badass!
Paul Poche he could roast a fork and you'd laugh your ass off. He was so brilliant when it came to insult comedy.
The pope would love it too
Greg could roast a Q-tip and we'd be laughing at 3rd joke while he was on the 12th. He was savage and rapid fire.
god that guy was funny!
ensinitas g
"You are a big, ghoulish, woman...Im talking to YOU Carrot Top..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
how I miss this guy. I just listen to the roast's and laugh so hard that I cry
THE BEST!!!!RIP GREG!!!
All that was light. He went off on flav
Fuck! Giraldo was so lethal.
He was the best at all of these. Every single time he came out guns blazing.
I still say the skeleton electrical tape line to people. Always gets a laugh.
To this day I still bring up sommore, sommless into any conversation I can.
He also told Flav that he's never roasted a oily cadaver before
Cheers to the Roastmaster General
Greg was a beast on the mic. Best ever
Add a chromosome hahaha
such an insane burn
This guys metaphors imagery and punchlines are unbelievably creative. RIP my fellow junky
Somore? How about Some less!
😄😄😄😄😄😄
The absolute best
Dear lord, Greg was a savage! 😂
Best roaster of all times
luv greg,miss him much!!!the best!!
He was the best not only on this roast but pretty much in all the ones he was part of. Greg was ruthlessly funny, simply the best.
You missed the best part, the beginning to Cat....... "it must be hard being a pimp when you have to stand on a phone book to smack a bitch"
96150coconut that was patton tho
96150coconut I read it wrong I thought it was about the smack his bitch with a dafodill stem that's my bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Patton had the pimp in a thimble joke, Greg had the phone book joke.
damn we miss greg sooooooo much!!!love him!!
Damn he straight murdered them
greatness in a few min...
RIP greg. You were truly the greatest roaster
Saw that roast he had me laughing so hard!!!!
THANK YOU,GREG GIRALDO.R.I.P
my favorite hard core comedian
....did you walk in and ask for the Corky?.... Lolol I lost it
That Carrot Top shit was over the top hilarious.
Rip to a legend
I miss Greg
he was the King of roasting, just brutally funny!
"look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape" is the best line from any of the roasts
Vic T fully agree
Telling Joan Rivers she looked like a "surprised catfish" was my favorite
Likening Lisa Lampanelli to the octo mom, not because she's had any children, but because she's had 80 fingers inside her at the same time is my fav!
I was trying to remember his name. Greg goes hard man.
Love how he was Harvard grad lawyer, looked around at comedians, said I'm funnier than these people, and proved it.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
He has a sea full of great roasts and this is still his best in opinion, he was the funnest dude on this planet
For me, the Sommore joke (some less) was pure genius.
SQUACK...my new favorite word!
The best thing about all these roasts was giraldo dude was hilarious
The bit we it Ice-T...holy shit!!! LOL...😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Greg SLAYED!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Greg is the greatest. The funniest thing I ever heard him say was when he called Larry the cable guy, "you gravy sweating cousin fxcker"