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  • @thealaskan1635
    @thealaskan1635 5 років тому +276

    Greg Geraldo had a black belt in insults.

    • @hhtre1004
      @hhtre1004 Місяць тому

      And a white belt in haircuts

  • @dogma7346
    @dogma7346 Рік тому +25

    i was dying at "normally when i see people like you they're being walked to the park by their 90 year old mother" 😂😂😂

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 6 місяців тому +1

      Same!!! 😂😂😂
      P.S.
      80 year old 😉

  • @ast1897
    @ast1897 25 днів тому +3

    Everybody looked at him in awe and admiration of his talent. Truly missed.

  • @HomesForSaleEnsenada
    @HomesForSaleEnsenada 2 роки тому +61

    Greg Giraldo had a Law school degree, combine that with joke writing, you got high level comedy

    • @trini4204
      @trini4204 2 роки тому +7

      Not just any law school , Harvard law school

    • @rhygarthoams9592
      @rhygarthoams9592 Рік тому +3

      @@trini4204 back when that meant a lot more than today 2.

    • @9395gb
      @9395gb 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@rhygarthoams9592it still means something.

    • @semyaza555
      @semyaza555 Місяць тому

      @@9395gb Not really.

    • @9395gb
      @9395gb Місяць тому

      @semyaza555 yes it does in the real world. Get off the internet and stay out of politics. Those Ivy league degrees matter.

  • @LumpyAdams
    @LumpyAdams 5 років тому +130

    "You look worse than your chair smells." Lmao god the simplicity of that joke but it's still so brutal.

  • @bcm3938
    @bcm3938 6 років тому +450

    Greg prob wrote those jokes in the cab ride over to the studio.

    • @wetdog5431
      @wetdog5431 6 років тому +15

      BC M oh definitely definitely he probably wrote them when he sat down at the table.

    • @onetwothree257
      @onetwothree257 6 років тому +31

      Maybe a few of them but Nick Dipaolo has said Giraldo wrote religiously and heavily prepared.

    • @DeliviaMusic
      @DeliviaMusic 5 років тому +18

      He was a goddamn master

    • @neale.kaufman5168
      @neale.kaufman5168 5 років тому +13

      He was a funny fuck...RIP...bro

    • @jg7102
      @jg7102 5 років тому +3

      onetwothree123 lol sarcasm calm down lol.

  • @ronnie_5150
    @ronnie_5150 2 роки тому +5

    "You look worse than your chair smells." Fucking awesome. :)

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 2 роки тому +28

    I really miss Greg Giraldo. Probably more than ever.

  • @MillCityShogun
    @MillCityShogun 5 років тому +217

    His Artie jokes were classic Giraldo. He deserved so much more success.

    • @ryanm5578
      @ryanm5578 5 років тому +12

      Artie told a story about Greg and him doing a roast -- I think it might have been this one. Greg was coming down from cocaine or something really bad on the flight over, and Artie hooked him up... Greg was having a panic/anxiety attack. Then Artie mentioned it was ridiculously funny that Greg was going hard with some drug jokes aimed at him just hours later.

    • @pierredavila7377
      @pierredavila7377 4 роки тому +1

      he's dead

    • @Tyler-hf4uc
      @Tyler-hf4uc 4 роки тому +2

      @@ryanm5578 Artie is such a piece of shit. You know he only said that because he was bitter about Greg's roast. Besides, when Artie dies, the world will have gotten much, much funnier.

    • @dougmcguire3159
      @dougmcguire3159 4 роки тому +2

      @@ryanm5578 They were great friends! Artie told that same story on a Joe Rogan podcast. Worth watching!

    • @ryanm5578
      @ryanm5578 4 роки тому +2

      @@Tyler-hf4uc I think Artie is hilarious. He probably fucked over a lot of people being a junkie and all, but the world will definitely lose some laughter the day Artie passes away.

  • @dumpininyourmomsguts8496
    @dumpininyourmomsguts8496 2 роки тому +24

    Man this guy is the best roaster I've ever seen. Very talented. R.I.P

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 6 років тому +107

    If u invite Greg to your roast be ready to take the heaviest hits you've ever taken.

    • @xtyleradx
      @xtyleradx 5 років тому +2

      Well...hard to send an invite to hell

    • @jg7102
      @jg7102 5 років тому +4

      xtyleradx easier than you think.

  • @darrensiegel6651
    @darrensiegel6651 4 роки тому +46

    Giraldo was a stone cold assassin... the most brilliant and most brutal roaster ever. Hands down. Today's Howard would never tolerate such viciousness. And who the hell woulda thought that Artie would outlive Giraldo???

    • @simonforrest2522
      @simonforrest2522 4 роки тому +1

      I agree.. Never have i seen onslaughts like his..Straight savagery

    • @ronnie_5150
      @ronnie_5150 2 роки тому +4

      Absolute savage. People would not be able to handle Giraldo today.

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 Рік тому +3

      Greg's on-stage brilliance had a dark side........it also tortured him when he was off-stage, in his private moments. A brilliant, tortured, talented SOB who was tormented by a sense of failure. I wish he could have kept his nose clean, because I'd have paid any amount to see him live in the first row. Now I'll never have the chance 😢. Rest in peace my friend, we miss you so much. Me most of all.

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 Рік тому

      Only the good die young

  • @hhoyt3501
    @hhoyt3501 4 роки тому +20

    That dead dad joke is still one of my fav all time roast jokes, and I usually hate it when guys go dark like the Artie Dad jokes. But even Gary admitted that was a well crafted joke and appreciated it.

  • @cpottzz5744
    @cpottzz5744 6 років тому +711

    Giraldo is the best roaster .. he's better than Ross

    • @brielgabarreiro8264
      @brielgabarreiro8264 5 років тому +7

      Greg is Latino/Hispanic.
      Just wanted to let you know it's better to say that than saying he's Spanish. Although his mother is from Spain, so there's that.

    • @brielgabarreiro8264
      @brielgabarreiro8264 5 років тому +3

      You okay, dude?

    • @dutchking7293
      @dutchking7293 5 років тому +8

      Ross is a hag

    • @frederickrodriguez2794
      @frederickrodriguez2794 5 років тому +6

      You obviously haven't seen Ross's earlier roasts. Jerri Stiller, Drew Carrey, Rob Reiner. Absolutely legendary. Everything he's done since the Trump roast is garbage though.

    • @frederickrodriguez2794
      @frederickrodriguez2794 5 років тому +7

      Also, Ross on the Emmitt Smith roast was one of the best performances in comedy history.

  • @ThePantruca
    @ThePantruca 6 років тому +169

    Greg Was a genius !! one of the most intelligent comedian that I have ever seen.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 5 років тому +51

    Dump it on the bed and roll around in it🤣

  • @LRrealest
    @LRrealest  6 років тому +192

    Man, I've watched this at least 50 times. Laugh Everytime. R.I.P.

    • @bigworm2129
      @bigworm2129 5 років тому +2

      Him obliterating Artie had my face hurting from the laughter.

    • @DeliviaMusic
      @DeliviaMusic 5 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @jg7102
      @jg7102 5 років тому +2

      LRrealest its not just u bro😀😀😀

    • @DapperCracker512
      @DapperCracker512 5 років тому +2

      Greg was always the most talented and savage roaster on the early GOOD Comedy Central Roasts. Sad the great comics die and we get stuck with the left overs.

  • @bud-9668
    @bud-9668 5 років тому +155

    Hey kids....go "Colin Quinn" before dinner
    Bahahahahahahaha

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 4 роки тому +1

      Bud - I still don’t get that joke

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 4 роки тому +1

      Robin liked that one lol

    • @seymourdouches1339
      @seymourdouches1339 4 роки тому +9

      @@JSalonsky Parents always say wash up before Dinner, Colin Quinn was so washed up and done as a comedian the joke is that you use him instead of washing your hands.

  • @kize32
    @kize32 2 роки тому +4

    Funniest bit is when Howard says: It's hard work

  • @mikemike-jo3qw
    @mikemike-jo3qw 6 років тому +157

    Giraldo is the Roast "GOAT"

    • @javtimestwo
      @javtimestwo 5 років тому +5

      every single joke was a home run. i can watch this footage and never stop laughing

  • @traceyestes
    @traceyestes Рік тому +4

    I miss Greg. He was brilliant. ❤

  • @nothingbutawraith799
    @nothingbutawraith799 Рік тому +2

    Greg giraldo is my favourite comedian. Seemed like such a nice dude

  • @calvingarcia4764
    @calvingarcia4764 5 років тому +9

    Greg giraldo the most savage roaster of All time , even Ross never tried him on their roast together

  • @TheOregonducksbaby1
    @TheOregonducksbaby1 6 років тому +204

    Greg giraldo was the fuckin best man RIP

    • @DWQJVB
      @DWQJVB 6 років тому +1

      At what wedding?

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 4 роки тому +38

    My favorite comedian ever. The biggest loss of my life. No one will ever touch his brilliance.

  • @karinakay4686
    @karinakay4686 4 роки тому +12

    Simply the best the line of the roast “the only way Howard would've missed it..”

  • @mpdoyle27
    @mpdoyle27 6 років тому +88

    Savage. And smart af. Gone way too soon.

  • @epie6
    @epie6 5 років тому +17

    RIP, Greg Giraldo ☺️ .. you and Jeff Ross are my favorite roast masters.

    • @bogota909
      @bogota909 5 років тому +2

      giraldo is the Goat

  • @ChiTwnLink
    @ChiTwnLink 5 років тому +80

    Not one bad joke through his whole set. I have yet to see any roaster at his level.

    • @willw.1466
      @willw.1466 2 роки тому +2

      He kind of took a nosedive near the end. Life imitates art

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo 6 років тому +96

    he was one of the roasting greats. i wish he was around now

    • @seymourdouches1339
      @seymourdouches1339 6 років тому +2

      Yeah I love Greg, it is very sad he mixed drinking and pills and whatever else at that hotel party that night. His 2 stand ups are awesome too.

  • @afarro
    @afarro Рік тому +3

    His best roast

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 5 років тому +119

    I truly miss Greg Giraldo

  • @fabiana2630
    @fabiana2630 6 років тому +43

    R.I.P best roaster of all time by very far

  • @joego9519
    @joego9519 4 роки тому +20

    Been a while since I've seen material of his I haven't seen already... Man he was the best ...him and Patrice.

  • @user-uh6lm5wv6n
    @user-uh6lm5wv6n 4 роки тому +9

    Its an absolute disgrace that we never got to see this man in his own sitcom..

    • @charlesnyckd
      @charlesnyckd Рік тому

      He did have his own sitcom back in the mid 90’s. It was on ABC. It got canceled after a few episodes. ABC/Disney didn’t promote it as well as they could have

  • @charleskuckel3173
    @charleskuckel3173 4 роки тому +4

    Greg Giraldo was in BEAST mode ONLY when he had an OFF day! I miss his roasts.

  • @deshaundozier
    @deshaundozier 5 років тому +8

    That Colin Quinn joke is legendary lol 😂

  • @hollandoates961
    @hollandoates961 Місяць тому +1

    Jesus Christ, Greg was brutal😂😂😂

  • @MbisonBalrog
    @MbisonBalrog 6 днів тому

    The only person Greg can’t insult is Chuck Norris. That is how good Giraldo is.

  • @arodri27
    @arodri27 5 років тому +26

    damn classic giraldo, no jiving just straight for the jugular. truly a comics comic

  • @wingnutofcoolness
    @wingnutofcoolness 6 років тому +17

    To hear Artie tell it, he was worried about Greg's drug use.

  • @guitarnerd2004
    @guitarnerd2004 5 років тому +8

    Greg was hysterical. Rip Greg🌷🤟

  • @barbaraalva2830
    @barbaraalva2830 4 роки тому +10

    Holy shit!! He went savage on everyone

  • @davidmuise5073
    @davidmuise5073 4 роки тому +6

    He was the Best Roaster ever...

  • @dylanptak4254
    @dylanptak4254 Рік тому +1

    Cody Joseph Buczkowski knew Greg was a lawyer before anyone!

  • @Peopleofthesun386
    @Peopleofthesun386 5 років тому +54

    Imagine being the guy after Greg, God damn how do you follow that

    • @thaterasound
      @thaterasound 4 роки тому +1

      I dont remember who went after him on this one but the show still went on great

  • @mikedixon8830
    @mikedixon8830 5 років тому +9

    "walked to the playground by their 90 yr. old mother"

  • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
    @ilovebrandnewcarpets 4 роки тому +9

    Artie 9 months sober :-)
    Too bad we couldn't get Greg clean...

  • @TheThing2011
    @TheThing2011 3 роки тому +9

    3:33 that one joke was so explosive I had to take a minute to research how tf Howard missed Gary's dad's funeral LOL

  • @IAEMThatIAEM
    @IAEMThatIAEM 5 місяців тому +1

    His levy burial was the subject of later sagas on stern with artie vs levy

  • @luthiervandros
    @luthiervandros 5 років тому +3

    Greg was brutal lol. Lisa is always around when he’s roasting. She’s a good sport.

  • @ronzilla3296
    @ronzilla3296 4 роки тому +3

    Greg giraldo was the best roaster ever. . .hands down!!

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 6 років тому +13

    thank you for this rare gem!

  • @jesseorozco1381
    @jesseorozco1381 6 років тому +12

    He killed on that roast awesome love him the roast master at work 😎🤣😂

  • @kreizpal10
    @kreizpal10 5 років тому +42

    "I wouldn't miss it for the world but Howard the only way he would miss it, is if your dead father was laying here" Dayummm that was cold and creative

    • @Tarmac76
      @Tarmac76 5 років тому

      Can you please explain?

    • @kreizpal10
      @kreizpal10 5 років тому

      @@Tarmac76 explain what?

    • @Tarmac76
      @Tarmac76 5 років тому

      @@kreizpal10 I didn't understand that dead dad reference Greg made. I guess Howard ignored Gary's dad's death?

    • @kreizpal10
      @kreizpal10 5 років тому

      @@Tarmac76 that's what it seems like.... I thought it was funny

    • @caparcher2074
      @caparcher2074 5 років тому +16

      @@Tarmac76 Heres the backstory: Howard was supposed to attend the wake for Gary's dad, but apparently his wife Beth hurt her ankle at the last minute so they couldn't go. Most people thought he was bullshitting and he just didn't want to go. Gary's mom died and the same thing happened but he was "too sick" to make it that time. It's just his MO to bail on people lol

  • @blaggards
    @blaggards 20 днів тому

    NOBODY is better than Giraldo!!

  • @barakaali4068
    @barakaali4068 6 років тому +7

    He was great mr Grey He may roasting people in his world now R.I.P

  • @Faeriefungus
    @Faeriefungus 6 років тому +50

    couldn't agree more!
    he is simply the best, all anyone could ever make fun of him for on the roasts was that no one knows who he is. jokes on us cause he's the biggest talent

    • @mpdoyle27
      @mpdoyle27 6 років тому +4

      Charlene Cummins that’s a great point. It was an injustice to his greatness. Completely under appreciated by the masses.

    • @DLKCOMEDY88
      @DLKCOMEDY88 6 років тому +2

      mpdoyle27 I'm embarrassed to say I'm now just discovering Greg. I heard his bit on New York after 911 on Sirius XM. What did he die from?

    • @Faeriefungus
      @Faeriefungus 6 років тому

      he died from a drug overdose :(

    • @Faeriefungus
      @Faeriefungus 6 років тому +4

      you re lucky because you have a ton of amazing material to start enjoying

    • @danieldiorio7002
      @danieldiorio7002 2 роки тому +1

      Spot on

  • @bingolio
    @bingolio 5 років тому +1

    Giraldo was 1 of the best, ever, saddend by his loss every day. Wish I had, had a chance to see hime live. God Bless.

  • @brandonmizulski9087
    @brandonmizulski9087 8 днів тому

    I miss Greg! One of a kind 😇

  • @jeffreyross71
    @jeffreyross71 4 роки тому +1

    God i miss greg giraldo. My favorite roaster of all time and i love his stand up.

  • @michaelhartman683
    @michaelhartman683 4 роки тому +10

    I still miss Greg Giraldo to this day.

  • @tommyapples8490
    @tommyapples8490 5 років тому +2

    Greg giraldo was the funniest and most clever roadster ever...RIP dude

  • @gwakon
    @gwakon 5 років тому

    Miss this guy. So needed right now.

  • @k_e3735
    @k_e3735 6 років тому +27

    The master

  • @ricardo950535
    @ricardo950535 5 років тому

    Awesome vid. Thanks for the upload. RIP Giraldo.

  • @Kk-fc5jw
    @Kk-fc5jw 2 роки тому +2

    Omg! Savage af! But cmon on…it’s the real roast master ! RIP

  • @strafe777
    @strafe777 5 років тому

    Greg Giraldo had a black belt in roasting. Hilarious fucking guy. RIP

  • @DoubleDDaily
    @DoubleDDaily 4 роки тому +1

    "How could you find a vein, in that walrus carcus" that shit made me snort so hard it hurt

  • @mistrbrwn1
    @mistrbrwn1 3 дні тому

    Masterclass from the goat

  • @groovybuddha667
    @groovybuddha667 5 років тому +2

    Might be the best 5 min roast ever! Rip greg giraldo

  • @IAEMThatIAEM
    @IAEMThatIAEM 5 місяців тому

    3:29 props to gary for laughing at this brutal joke

  • @johnmccann8723
    @johnmccann8723 4 роки тому +1

    Artie on JRE brought me back to Giraldo's roasts, the algorithm kept me here

  • @juventusfc0520
    @juventusfc0520 5 років тому +5

    This never gets old so funny hahaha

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 5 років тому +1

    The KING....nobody better at roasting

  • @professormancaptain4210
    @professormancaptain4210 5 років тому

    Giraldo was a fucking barbarian of roasting, no one has come close. He doesnt go for the jugular, he goes for the heart. Man is fucking wild.

  • @thesmoothgoat
    @thesmoothgoat 5 років тому +8

    Greg was simply beyond awesome, forget Jeff Ross Greg is the true ROAST MASTER.

  • @sargeswagg3699
    @sargeswagg3699 4 роки тому +1

    Greg, Ross and Gilbert are my top three in any order

  • @randomsht196
    @randomsht196 5 років тому +8

    Greg wasnt a happy man. Yet he was a truly great comedian...
    RIP Greg!!?

  • @beckiiii626
    @beckiiii626 5 років тому +38

    I miss his humor so bad

    • @bogota909
      @bogota909 5 років тому +2

      we all miss it seriously

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 Рік тому

      I miss any good comedy
      All the good ones get canceled these days

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 4 роки тому +1

    ''I'm shakin' like Michael J. Fox up here.''

  • @jeremesmith9266
    @jeremesmith9266 5 років тому +2

    Giraldo is THE best toaster of all time

  • @peepodhumperdink4456
    @peepodhumperdink4456 4 роки тому +2

    Brilliant comic, massively underrated

  • @ALEX-jr1pb
    @ALEX-jr1pb 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit i lost it at walrus carcass 😂😂i spit my damn water

  • @dickhertz2277
    @dickhertz2277 4 роки тому +1

    We miss you Greg r.i.p

  • @bogota909
    @bogota909 5 років тому +1

    love u greg giraldo ....we all miss yall

  • @pinsow55
    @pinsow55 4 роки тому +1

    The GOAT..rip friend

  • @simonforrest2522
    @simonforrest2522 4 роки тому +2

    He always seemed to go extra hard at Pizza Lampanelli

  • @chipbarkhouse6590
    @chipbarkhouse6590 5 років тому +1

    The best EVER - Chip Barkhouse The Drummist

  • @miccboom
    @miccboom 4 роки тому +1

    I love you Greg Giraldo.... and your use of the paper cheat sheet.... 0:42

    • @miccboom
      @miccboom 4 роки тому +1

      0:42 - 5:14 .... sorry whatever he’s on, so am I clearly.

  • @fabiana2630
    @fabiana2630 5 років тому +3

    R.I.P Giraldo you with God now

  • @teckeleddie
    @teckeleddie 4 роки тому +1

    Funny as Fuck. Greg you are sadly missed. R.I.P.

  • @chanzsandoval527
    @chanzsandoval527 5 років тому +1

    miss you Greg you were such a great talent

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +1

    R.I.P to one of the funniest of all time🙏

  • @beja7641
    @beja7641 4 роки тому +1

    GOAT

  • @vin7786
    @vin7786 10 місяців тому

    The Goat!

  • @danielarens9941
    @danielarens9941 3 роки тому +1

    Gone too soon..R.I.P

  • @ThePatriotsway
    @ThePatriotsway 5 років тому

    When he talked about Kathy Lee during the Pamela Anderson roast......I lost it, a true great.

  • @timothy790110
    @timothy790110 5 років тому +1

    greg probably didnt want to be there at all. Yet, he brings it.

  • @Roman-sd1go
    @Roman-sd1go 5 років тому

    Nothing but heaters! Love you man. Rest in peace and make all of heaven laugh.