@God alright second or third time of me saying this Its ingernet points no one gives a fuck about stolen comments who cares its really stupid and no one cares besides you and some other people you wont make them delete it so stop no one cares besides you and those other people like you why this needs to be said? I dont know but its like reddit karma its internet points and deosnt matter all likes do is make you feel a bit good
It just occurred to me, for once the dogs actually do a number on the bad guys. I mean, a REAL number on them. Sure one died, but the other went full on vengeful protagonist mode. You don't see that happen much in horror, usually the dog notices the threat then gets killed to add tension.
It’s a dog sure there vicious and also kinda smart, but there just a dog they will get killed just as fast as a human with a bullet so it’s makes sense
If only some guy (not naming any names here) didn't drop his shotgun next to a murderous cannibal mutant. But, why would anyone ever do that? Who likes carrying a gun in a dangerous situation anyway?
Bobbie: *has a mutant at gunpoint* Also Bobbie: *Proceeds to lure same mutant into an overly complicated trap that could have failed or completely destroyed their means of getting home*
I wanna see a horror movie where the protagonists does every cliché wrong desicion but through a stroke of amazing luck somehow survives, just so I can see Nerd Explains rage over the protagonists undeserved victory.
@@SCP_Wandsman13_13 Well, in a regular horror movie, the stupid ideas are usually split in between multiple characters. I was talking about a singular character with all the stupidity.
I always thought that the cars of past victims were dragged and dumped into that nuke pit by the hill people so future victims wouldn't potentially see all of the other abandoned cars. And I think when the gas station clerk is about to kill himself/right after the mutant saying "daddy" was because the clerk fathered some of the younger mutants living in the hills. That's kinda the reason why he was taking care of them. At the end where he's saying, " I did the best I could" : taking care of his severely deformed children he knew were too shockingly disfigured and insane for the general public to accept.
It is. You can see one of the cars' tires is wrapped in raze wire from a previous ambush at 11:08. I genuinely don't know how this dude jumped to the campers conclusion.
When you realize that the ruby girl dedicated her life to save doug and the baby, while the happy shooting boy just end up destroy the only shelter they got for just trying to kill 1 mutant
What kind of American cop doesn't teach his sone some basic tactics using a gun, I mean running away from unarmed enemy. Literal slow walking backwards for controling distance and few well placed shots would be more then enough. If you know that those mutants are around wouldn't you try to make some wepons from metal trailer is built from, also all four of your tiers are shattered to peaces and you (a cop) don't realize that was a trap.
Exactly. He should’ve had his dad show him where spare ammo was stored loaded every extra magazine and put as many as possible in his back pockets so they’re secured but easy to get too, moved the rest of the ammo, the dogs, and everyone still at the camper to the roof or inside, set up lights sources to see outside and established 360 degree line of sight around the camper.
He was such a bad shot that the only way he could kill a single mutant is by blowing up his only shelter. If you can't aim worth shit, splash damage I guess???
@@Lordeightbane With a name like Beast and a killer instinct, he's either a former police dog, or a former military dog... either way, you do not want to fuck with an 80lb murder rocket that's been trained to fuck you up.
@@akrilla5929 So they can break a grown mans bones lol.... It simply depends on if they are trained or not and where the initial bites connect. Humans have a lot of soft tendons/vital arteries that a dog would bite through like butter. And let’s be realistic here, most people are not in good shape and even more people are fearful of aggressive dogs/wolves so if you’re not 18-35 and in good shape and have intent to kill your chances are slim
@@UMPGamer565 I said a grown mans bones. And of course I'm talking about a healthy grown man. A german shepherd will never be able to break limb bones (You know arms/ legs) except the ends (small bones like fingers) that was my point. As for tendons, damage is dependant on how much force, bite location and thrashing around the german shepherd will do. Another thing is they can't do enough damage to render a grown mans arm/leg useless except if you let it happen and their is still a case of permanent nerve damage to the hands if bitten there.
For real. I was in like middle school and went to see it with my grandma in theatres (did not realize what we were getting into) At the parrot scene we both agreed to get up and leave. To this day it's still the only movie I've gotten up half-way through and left.
"This teenage boy somehow manages to rig up an entire gas bomb trap, which he knows the exact sequence of events that will happen with." Kevin McCallister really took a turn, didn't he?
Also the lack of firearms and knowing how to use them. Only monster/movie monster (Freddy, Jason, MM, etc.) movies a gun wouldn't be able to stop obviously.
Believe it or not it's more realistic than you think and it has been shown that most people in this situation are very likely to do dumb shit like that not everyone of course but most
Doug is a great father for going so far to save his baby girl and Beast is a very good boy for always having his back. Speaking of which, I have a theory that Beast (and maybe Beauty) is a retired military or police dog since he’s so good at tracking and fighting human enemies. It’s possible that the family adopted him after he was retired from service as it’s not uncommon for retired military and police dogs to be adopted by civilians. Bob might’ve even worked with him while he was serving with the police and adopted him when they both retired.
The first time I watched this, I was absolutely dumbfounded on how the writers didn't think that the military would've either fenced and beefed up security in the area or just straight massacred the mutants.
@@hellraiser731 In which case, they could've at least put some soldiers out there to stop idiots from driving into the area. Tell them it was closed off for "wildlife study" or something.
Nerd has somehow managed to make his voice both monotone and full of emotion at the same time and I love it. edit: (Wtf I forgot I even made this comment I had like 8 likes last time I checked.)
I fear that if they meet they will sacrifice each other for conveniences. Quote from most recent Cinema Summary video: “no moral compass is as valuable as extending your life”
The part about Bobby making the traps.... Doug actually took those fishing poles from one of the cars in the crater. His wife even says “what’re we going to do with a fishing pole in the desert” when he returns from his walk
I want to see a "last man standing" kind of horror movie where both Cinema Summary and Nerd Explains are characters and they just outsmart every challenge as their group gets killed off one by one and in an ultimate showdown they both have to fight each other in a battle of wit and brains to become the last remaining survivor.
Bobby couldn't calm himself to shoot the mutant at the end, but was calm enough to hold the insanely strong mutant's hands together and tie a perfect butterfly timber holding knot. Like really
It's been a few years since I watched this movie, but I thought it was implied that the gas station attendant was a relative of the mutated family who somehow didn't experience hideous deformities, so they stationed him at a gas station and forced him to lure unsuspecting travelers into the family's territory because he looked relatively normal.
I always found it super strange how these things put up ANY fight. Radiation does not make you better at anything lol. You should breath better, run better, fight better, see better, and be able to crush their bones like they were hollow. But assuming these things are somehow super powered, they still have zero brain cells.
Yeah, that's why I have trouble believing "remote US radiation victims" or "deep woods inbreds" stories where normal Humans are weak and stupid. It's rare that significant mutations actually makes someone better at something, very rare.
You must have missed the fire bomb explosion that lit the dad alive while he was tied to a tree...this was a planned diversion...perfectly timed and triggered by a signal via radio...requires a bit more than 0 brain cells...
Tbf, our brains limit our muscle usage to prevent injury. I can see someone whose brain is either damaged or not functioning properly, not having these limits, and thus appearing to have super-strength.
Outhouses are incredibly dangerous I had a great grandfather who was bitten in the nether regions by a black window. Didn't get too seriously hurt but birthed a story that lasted.
Just how in the backwoods bathroom disaster, nightmare fuel everloving fuck did he survive being bitten by one of the most venemous arachnids on the family jewels! He's either bullshitting or the spider died by his crotch fumes before it could deliver a lethal dose.
The OG cannibal mutant from the original Michael Berryman lived in the same small mountain town in cali as i. Super cool dude im pretty sure he helped the local animal shelter out a ton. Always heard he was so nice!
Honestly it's like people in horror movies have never seen a horror movie before, if they had they would know not to listen to creepy people that live alone in the middle of nowhere.
All the horror movies I've watched in my life have taught me to keep the back seat of my truck full of junk. That way it's impossible for anyone to hide back there and kill me when I jump in to get away
I just always check the back seat before getting in a vehicle. Granted i'm probably what people would call paranoid. Cause I'm also the kind of person who wants bars on my windows at home that can only be taken off from the inside, as well as motion sensor lights and security cameras and an alarm system. People will always call you paranoid until the one night it saves your life.
The "car park" Is likely the disposal ground for previous victims, odds are people aren't gonna fall for a trap if there's a bunch of wrecked cars next to it after all
My grandmother accidently drove across a testing site in Arizona in the 60's. She was driving at night on dirt roads and wound up off-road and drove across a section of downed fence. My grandfather, mother, and Uncle were sleeping and woke up on the wrong side of a security gate with Grandma explaining to the very confused guards that she was just following the road. She didn't do much night driving after that.
@@lordhawkridge4116 She drove just fine, with or without a license. lol (seriously, she moved states, married a police officer, and drove without a license for five years.)
I train dogs, and during the last scene where they are hugging, you can see the guy playing Doug is too choked up on the leash and Beast starts fighting the leash, about to gator roll and or bite him. Those 2 are pretty legit though. Personally not my favorite line of shepards but thats just me. Oh also, he had fishing gear because Doug brought it back from the crater.
Good call, I noticed that too; the actor did not appear comfortable walking the dog on leash in those scenes... probably afraid of dogs or something like that.
@@realitychallenged4488 yeah he was definitely apprehensive, don't really blame him for being a little afraid of those giant beasts. They were clearly serious dogs.
Dude, the cars in the craters were dumped by the mutants to hide what they were doing, it’s where they got the gas for their generators and the things to pay off the gas station attendant or “daddy” according to the book. As for the fishing line, Doug found it among the left over items in the vehicles and brought it back to the camper with him.
Came here to say this. Also, Beast was the thing moving under the camper. Dumbass was lucky he didn't shoot his own dog. And, he didn't shoot an arm off a mutant, Beast dragged it back to camp. Pay attention lol
going for the leg isn't the worst option since you can hit the femoral artery pretty easily, you'll bleed out in under a minute if you puncture and drag it down. However the best option would obviously be to go for the jugular.
Going for the leg or the neck was and would have been stupid. For the leg you would have to know the femoral runs the course of your inner thigh witch most people don’t know. The neck witch is a way taller up requiring her to push her self up giving the mutant ample opportunity to just push her down. The best course of action would have been a gut stab since you can see she would just have to push her self a couple more inches up for a soon-to-be fatal stab or if she’s lucky enough a stab right thru the middle of the stomach piercing the artery behind it would kill you fast as hell. As someone who is novice in any type of combat you’ll always want to go center mass since that is the best possible chance of actually doing some damage.
You've always impressed me with your videos man. Keep up the awesome work and one day when the apocalypse hits, it's just the Nerd Army who's gonna survive
@@bhargavitanneru5240 What's your problem with india. Can't even peacefully exist on the internet without people coming at your throat for being an Indian these days smh
The scary part to me is how it’s described as a Bermuda Triangle, so even though it appears to be a finite area, it’s a perpetual illusion. The second one ended with a text explanation of the soldiers being declared MIA which scares me. What kills me the most is how we never got a 3rd. I love this series since the 2006 remake
I was a nurse in the ER for over 10 years and I once had someone come (ambulance) in that shot himself in the head with TWO, yes TWO shotguns simultaneously... and guess what? He survived. Apparently the pellets are really packed together and act as one large projectile. One shot went through his jaw and out though his neck and the other through his cheek and neck. I can only think at that time that good lord the luck to be so unlucky. While shotguns can indeed cause the head to rupture like it did here, sometimes it can be pretty clean. However he did eventually die about a year later.
What i never understood about mutants in movies and such is... Why are they strong? Heavilly irradiated people suffer from a plethera of deformities, physical and mental, so why would they be able to fight? Like, swinging an axe or using a gun effectively actually takes a fair amount of physical power, plus if the brain is malformed (which is very commom with mutants and radiation poisoning in general) every action just becomes harder, some even impossible. I for once would like a movie where the mutants are actually frail.
Same goes for micheal Myers he feels no pain and keeps getting up. Same for Jason voorhees when he was human he had high endurance for pain no matter what they did he keep coming. Sometimes science need to investigate more on high pain tolerance.
It’s very simple there will be no movie if they where frail like what type of movie is that a man slowly walking up to you just to drop dead next to your feet won’t give you any money cuz ain’t noo one watching that ass
kinda defeats the whole irradiated mutant fantasy that a lot of these kinds of movies are based on, if you think the way this movie handled mutants is weird you should see the hills have eyes 2, supposedly male the mutants are fertile and able to father children while also being in possession of even more strength than in this movie.
where the enemy mutant is frail? sounds like a boring horror film. they probably have hysterical strength that people get when theyre whacked out of their minds.
Lol my older sister would say similar stuff, but my childhood coping mechanism was to imagine my favourite hero/character and what they’d do to any inflicters of scares. Usually wolverine or darth vader, and for some reason imagining them dealing out some punishment made it alright lol
@@mybawzarerichie you did that too? I did that as well😂 It was actually kind of satisfying think of my heros fucking up the horror movie characters, mine was usually batman.
When I was little and saw a horror movie I’d usually have a nightmare about it. I always tried doing that thing where you take control of the dream, and do whatever you want. Only one occasion this happened where it was this movie and the master chief landed in the middle of the crater and absolutely fucked up the mutants. That was the first and last time a dream like that ever happened
@@mybawzarerichie I personally imagined whatever was scary being gunned down by the military or whatever cool soldiers I knew of in Scifi and Fantasy. Good stuff.
@@unholypotato1926It's not very likely he would have only forgotten Beauty and nothing else, but on top of that, everyone seemed to just forget they had two dogs even before things went south. I'm fairly sure the writers forgot about her too
Stumbled upon this today, and remembered that this movie was the exact reason why I decided to suck it up and pay the necessary tolls to stay on main roads during my trip down to New Mexico.
@@hellofriend3216 I'd probably go on a john wick rampage if I was confident in my abilities. But when all you have is a couple mags, no plot armor and nowhere to buy guns, it's probably better to report it to a nearby military base and let them carry out the cleansing for you.
@@artificerdrachen6908 halfway through I'd have just disappeared. My fate would have been ambiguous, but they never would have found me cause I'd have killed my way deep into the caves for my pet.
I love Hollywood's depiction of radiations effects. I've had 2 friends die from radiation poisoning when in military working on ships. Radiation poisoning is more like a slow, internal sad death. Dependant on dose sometimes lesions won't occur and some people can live for years before death if death occurs. You are more susceptible to ailment during poisoning. It also has a high potential to make you sterile. No babehs, just frisbee
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I think the point was supposed to be that the military don't know that, so from their POV it should seem like a bunch of people were parking there and thus they should be concerned and investigate.
I love the fact that if you hear a person screaming in the distance you're like: "fuck that person, he's dead already". But when it's about a dog you go full nuts to butts heading into the danger 😂
You would think this. The ONLY reason I can see these people constantly making these dumb decisions is when a person thinks "nothing bad could ever happen to me" which is a staggeringly large number of people. The whole "don't tell the family their dog was gutted" bit was just plain stupid though.
It’s easy to pass judgment when you’re watching in third person, but most people are irrational when they’re afraid or worried about something serious. If you had cannibal mutants after you I bet you’d do some stupid shit.
@@SanDzFit fair, but some of the stuff is plain stupid, like leaving a shotgun next to the mutant or shooting as you’re running away missing all your shots. At a certain point there should be some common sense
I didn’t sleep when I first saw this when I was little, was one of my favorite horror movies for a bit and I’d play “the hills have eyes” with my sister and friend where we’d send one of us to be a radioactive cannibal in the woods and the others would set up camp for survival
"There are people pitching tents in the crater" My man I dont know how it went above your head but the mutants were storing the cars there, anyways nice vid
If you're low on ammo use the three don't rule: 1: don't shoot at what you can't see. 2: don't shoot at what you can't aim at 3: don't shoot at what you can't hit. The Chinese army used this rule during WW2 when ammo supply was very limited.
Fun fact: every little piece of steel and iron produced after 2ww is contaminated with significantly more radioactive izotopes than metal produced before war.
@@abcdefg-xm7dc it isn't actually, look up "Low Background Steel" the radiation isnt enough to be dangerous, but it can mess with sensitive scientific instruments.
Nerd explains when protagonist doesn't want to leave friends behind: he made the stupid decision to try to save his friends instead of running away Nerd explains when Doug doesn't try to save Beast and runs away instead: he runs away like a little b*itch leaving Beast hanging
If you are both in a condition to fight and you temporarily got the drop, it's worth ganging up. But, If your friend is drugged up and you aren't fighting the guy, run away. Basically, if you are already fighting, don't run.
If the humans are liabilities, leave them. If the dog is ripping the shit out of your superhuman enemy, and the only way your superhuman enemy can win is with the axe he currently cannot effectively use against the dog but could undoubtedly eventually free himself to use, killing your dog and therefore the animal that just saved you and is clearly a fantastic ally to have, then it's 100% worth ganging up on the enemy. Literally all Doug had to do was bulldoze Pluto and hold onto that arm holding the axe. Without any use of that arm or axe while flat on his back, Beast would've torn his throat out sooner rather than later. Just a matter of seconds, or a minute at most.
One thing that cracks me up in horror movies is the guy who actually owns a firearm always has some old revolver and only a handful of rounds. Great way to be prepared Bob, especially with your whole family relying on you.
I swear they either make the characters dumb on purpose or are just completely estranged to what a normal human being would do in this type of situation
Yeah, it’s definitely on purpose because rational thinking people wouldn’t get into these situations in the first place 🤷🏽♀️ so then there wouldn’t be a horror movie
@@karisdietrich1964 Crashing a car in the desert and having it conveniently be near where a family of cannibals live could be a neat premise. But this isn't really like that, and isn't really executed well imo.
Sadly I know someone who has the collective brain cells of the people in this movie and they do come up with the DUMBEST plans ever. These types of people do exist and they are stubborn as hell.
@Luc Germain i personally wouldn't drive through a desert with no signal and no other people around, and i believe normal people actually have the same thought process
Well, in the second movie, we have another group of mutants fighting a group of national guard, and the guardsmen look like absolute idiots. If I were them, as soon as things started going wrong, I would have radioed in that we were under attack.
Bob didn't bring the fishing gear. Doug found it in a crater full of abandoned cars while he was walking towards the highway to try and get a signal. The mutants most likely used it as a place to discard the cars of previous victims as well as any belongings from the victims that they deemed worthless (a fishing rod is pretty useless in a desert and I doubt you’d get much money from selling it unless you knew some fishing enthusiasts, which wouldn’t be likely to happen since the gas station and the nuke test site are both miles away from any bodies of water). It kinda reminds me of a scene from the first Wrong Turn movie (another horror series about cannibalistic mutants, this one taking place in a remote forest in Appalachia) where after narrowly escaping the home of the three mutants, the group of victims come across a clearing in the woods full of abandoned cars and trucks from previous victims and littered with their belongings (some of which are children’s toys), showing that the mutants have been doing this for quite a long time.
About the fishing rod, Doug got it from the crater, he said that it was "brand new" when Lynn was talking to him and she also commented about how they wouldn't need it :)
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I like how he constantly says people should abandon their loved ones if they're in danger but he admits that he'd also run after the dog.
Dog is more important
Dog is Life. But if I hear some weird shit I'm running back and getting everyone to come with me
Who wouldn’t
*Sacrifice the others*
Not always just when the other people in the movie are stupid, when there's smart people he always recommends staying with/following them
I forgot how absolutely frustrating watching pistol boy waste every bullet and never getting any value out of everything was
I hate that too
He still couldn't even kill shit he had do blow up the camper van just to kill one dude despite having every advantage
He didn't play COD
Bro gotta chill kid probably never held a gun or had any training, running with finger on trigger. Also this might be a reason to own an AK/AR
@@globalwarfighter I would say a cop should train his kid better.. but then again.. the dad wasn't very smart neither now was he?
I can imagine being in this situation and being like: “it’s ok I watched Nerd Explains”
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@God alright second or third time of me saying this
Its ingernet points no one gives a fuck about stolen comments who cares its really stupid and no one cares besides you and some other people you wont make them delete it so stop no one cares besides you and those other people like you why this needs to be said? I dont know but its like reddit karma its internet points and deosnt matter all likes do is make you feel a bit good
It just occurred to me, for once the dogs actually do a number on the bad guys. I mean, a REAL number on them. Sure one died, but the other went full on vengeful protagonist mode.
You don't see that happen much in horror, usually the dog notices the threat then gets killed to add tension.
In many situations, the dog actually does get killed pretty easily though.
In an ironic way, the dog went full john wick mode.
It’s a dog sure there vicious and also kinda smart, but there just a dog they will get killed just as fast as a human with a bullet so it’s makes sense
lol in the sequel (to the original) Beast straight up goes on a mutant murder spree.
Yeah I liked how the other dog fought back , maybe the dog also knew the other dog got killed so it wasn't just protection but revenge aswell.
The little mutant girl's death always made me sad. She didn't want to hurt anyone and was very sympathetic and caring. Poor girl.
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@@illberightback5015 I wish they did something better with her character.
If only some guy (not naming any names here) didn't drop his shotgun next to a murderous cannibal mutant. But, why would anyone ever do that? Who likes carrying a gun in a dangerous situation anyway?
@@brendanworthington3888 True. Maybe she wouldn't have died if that ignoramus actually used his brain for the way it's intended.
That Girl Is very Big Help on them, sad that she died
Bobbie: *has a mutant at gunpoint*
Also Bobbie: *Proceeds to lure same mutant into an overly complicated trap that could have failed or completely destroyed their means of getting home*
Yea basically
Every boy named Bobby and girl named Bobbie cringe. Boys are Bobby. Girl are Bobbie ;)
@@echo8630 good thing I'm neither boy nor girl!
@@canofworms6730 this fucking guy lmao
@@canofworms6730 wtf
I wanna see a horror movie where the protagonists does every cliché wrong desicion but through a stroke of amazing luck somehow survives, just so I can see Nerd Explains rage over the protagonists undeserved victory.
So, a horror movie? Can you be more specific?
That was pretty much crawl
@Weiss Kartoffel Actually, I meant a Cliché
@@SCP_Wandsman13_13 Well, in a regular horror movie, the stupid ideas are usually split in between multiple characters. I was talking about a singular character with all the stupidity.
You want to watch a boring John wick movie then?
I always thought that the cars of past victims were dragged and dumped into that nuke pit by the hill people so future victims wouldn't potentially see all of the other abandoned cars. And I think when the gas station clerk is about to kill himself/right after the mutant saying "daddy" was because the clerk fathered some of the younger mutants living in the hills. That's kinda the reason why he was taking care of them. At the end where he's saying, " I did the best I could" : taking care of his severely deformed children he knew were too shockingly disfigured and insane for the general public to accept.
There's a Comics called The Hills Have Eyes: The Beginning, it was a short and good comic. Give it a read, It would make all sense.
He did father at least one of them. It's further explained in the original movie
It is. You can see one of the cars' tires is wrapped in raze wire from a previous ambush at 11:08. I genuinely don't know how this dude jumped to the campers conclusion.
Ikr
Those things are obvious, specially if you watched the original movie
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@@MrGrass06 ikr I’m like who do I watch first
@@hellofriend3216 yeah fr i watch dead meat in the morning cinnema summary for lunch and nerd explains in the evening
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When you realize that the ruby girl dedicated her life to save doug and the baby, while the happy shooting boy just end up destroy the only shelter they got for just trying to kill 1 mutant
lmao that is so damn true
i feel so bad for ruby
What kind of American cop doesn't teach his sone some basic tactics using a gun, I mean running away from unarmed enemy. Literal slow walking backwards for controling distance and few well placed shots would be more then enough. If you know that those mutants are around wouldn't you try to make some wepons from metal trailer is built from, also all four of your tiers are shattered to peaces and you (a cop) don't realize that was a trap.
Exactly. He should’ve had his dad show him where spare ammo was stored loaded every extra magazine and put as many as possible in his back pockets so they’re secured but easy to get too, moved the rest of the ammo, the dogs, and everyone still at the camper to the roof or inside, set up lights sources to see outside and established 360 degree line of sight around the camper.
He was such a bad shot that the only way he could kill a single mutant is by blowing up his only shelter. If you can't aim worth shit, splash damage I guess???
Nerd Explains and Cinema Summary definitely need to collab on a video
They really do🤼♂️
I agreee!! Plus I have seen you on every video of both of them LOL
Imagine being in a movie and they ur friends you definitely going to survive with them
Yep. They're both very good at explaining how to survive.
Bruh
Beast doing a lot of damage in the movie is pretty realistic since he looks to be a german shepherd and they can break human bones with their bite.
Also beast could be trained police dog
@@Lordeightbane With a name like Beast and a killer instinct, he's either a former police dog, or a former military dog... either way, you do not want to fuck with an 80lb murder rocket that's been trained to fuck you up.
No German shepherd is able to break a grown mans bones (except the small ones like fingers).
@@akrilla5929 So they can break a grown mans bones lol.... It simply depends on if they are trained or not and where the initial bites connect. Humans have a lot of soft tendons/vital arteries that a dog would bite through like butter. And let’s be realistic here, most people are not in good shape and even more people are fearful of aggressive dogs/wolves so if you’re not 18-35 and in good shape and have intent to kill your chances are slim
@@UMPGamer565 I said a grown mans bones. And of course I'm talking about a healthy grown man.
A german shepherd will never be able to break limb bones (You know arms/ legs) except the ends (small bones like fingers) that was my point. As for tendons, damage is dependant on how much force, bite location and thrashing around the german shepherd will do.
Another thing is they can't do enough damage to render a grown mans arm/leg useless except if you let it happen and their is still a case of permanent nerve damage to the hands if bitten there.
My favorite part of this movie is that the dog has the highest kill count.
Tbh I think it actually does, rip beauty tho, didn't even get to rip out a single jugular
Based Beast. They killed his doggy wife and he wasn't having it anymore
he sadly also has the highest iq of them all
And the fact that at least one of them(Beast) survived.
Dog = goD
Don't you love how one of the dogs gets taken out with little to no issues, but then the second just kinda runs up and kills them pretty easily
Uhhh fire of vengeance
The first one was probably caught off guard but beast lost multiple family members and his brother so he was really prepared
@@miraak7857 Fr Tho
Well..he was the BEAST
I think beast was in that zone of bloodlust, protection, and vengeance
I love how much he appreciates dogs and people’s love for them
Honestly, dogs are too good for us, we don't deserve them.
But the doggo beauty died that's the only reason I don't like this vid
Doggo good human bad it's joke
@Kaylee MacDonald RIP Keegan🤍
"...He should set up a tent in California..."
"There's no psycho mutants."
That, my friend, is highly debatable.
Live in Oregon, we get Californian tourists from time to time, and yeah, they’re pretty much all mutants
Way to dehumanize people.
@@fan9775 commies aren't people.
Way to take a joke.
@@mr.vister6262 you’d think people would get stuff like that yknow?
Saw this when I was younger, the Parrot decapitation scene has stuck with me till today.
damn
That whole scene was rough.
For real. I was in like middle school and went to see it with my grandma in theatres (did not realize what we were getting into) At the parrot scene we both agreed to get up and leave. To this day it's still the only movie I've gotten up half-way through and left.
@@luvnKK dude your grandma's pretty cool to bring it to a horror movie
for me when was the dog cried and was found dead
"This teenage boy somehow manages to rig up an entire gas bomb trap, which he knows the exact sequence of events that will happen with."
Kevin McCallister really took a turn, didn't he?
Kevin realized that the only way you stop the bad guys for good. Is with WARCRIMES.
@@sir_fuckwit As they say: "A lot of problems can be solved with war crimes or cannibalism."
A lot can change a boy
Gotta say, the biggest reasons people in these horror movies dies are nobody talks to each other about important info and they go off by themselves.
Literally every horror movie has one or two assholes going off by themselves
Also the lack of firearms and knowing how to use them. Only monster/movie monster (Freddy, Jason, MM, etc.) movies a gun wouldn't be able to stop obviously.
Then they luck out when the horror villain starts taunting them, so they get a chance to kill them
Believe it or not it's more realistic than you think and it has been shown that most people in this situation are very likely to do dumb shit like that not everyone of course but most
Same thing with romance dramas and comedies. They dont spend 20 seconds explaining themselves
Doug is a great father for going so far to save his baby girl and Beast is a very good boy for always having his back.
Speaking of which, I have a theory that Beast (and maybe Beauty) is a retired military or police dog since he’s so good at tracking and fighting human enemies. It’s possible that the family adopted him after he was retired from service as it’s not uncommon for retired military and police dogs to be adopted by civilians. Bob might’ve even worked with him while he was serving with the police and adopted him when they both retired.
The first time I watched this, I was absolutely dumbfounded on how the writers didn't think that the military would've either fenced and beefed up security in the area or just straight massacred the mutants.
PlotPurposes (TM)
Well honestly if that happened in real life its most likely they would've just watched them to see their behavior and study them
@@hellraiser731 In which case, they could've at least put some soldiers out there to stop idiots from driving into the area. Tell them it was closed off for "wildlife study" or something.
@@sebastianrosa7935 Wildlife Study in a desert?
@@Slippy-Toad-Love Yes... there are wild animals in the desert... you can study them.
How to beat the hills have eyes: Poke the Hills eyes so they won't be able to see 👀
You win
Best. Comment. Ever.
The sequel: the Hills have no eyes
That's not how that works, that's now how any of this works!
XD
Stay tuned for the sequel: The Hills Have Glasses.
No Go back tell them to nuke that location again qwq
Nerd has somehow managed to make his voice both monotone and full of emotion at the same time and I love it.
edit: (Wtf I forgot I even made this comment I had like 8 likes last time I checked.)
U watch Moist critical??
@@beebeejelly3535 who even calls him moist critical LMAO. Its charlie
@@Secultoo but like who tf goes up to people like "u watch charlie?"
Passion + loneliness will do that.
@@beebeejelly3535 critical sounds lifeless
I like how he opted to destroy the entire trailer in a fire rather than just shoot the guy with the gun he was already holding and firing
The gun clearly wasn’t working on Jupiter.. he got shot twice and it didn’t slow him down at all..
If bobby had a bigger gun then maybe.
The guy was mutant you think a gunshot would take him down that easily.
@@aarongaming2878 To The Head Or Spine Yes
@@jasonfromguitarcenter it would take tons of shots do to so
@@aarongaming2878 One Shot Is All It Takes
One day I will wake up to see Nerd Explains Cinema Summary making a collaborative video telling me how to survive in a horror movie.
not only how to survive, but how to thrive too
I fear that if they meet they will sacrifice each other for conveniences. Quote from most recent Cinema Summary video: “no moral compass is as valuable as extending your life”
@i i Aa no I think the one I don't know if she talking about but I think coming@
I mean... Cinema Summary is kinda crap....
@@theguileraven7014 to you
The part about Bobby making the traps.... Doug actually took those fishing poles from one of the cars in the crater. His wife even says “what’re we going to do with a fishing pole in the desert” when he returns from his walk
Yeah did this person even watch the movie?
I was looking for this comment
I want to see a "last man standing" kind of horror movie where both Cinema Summary and Nerd Explains are characters and they just outsmart every challenge as their group gets killed off one by one and in an ultimate showdown they both have to fight each other in a battle of wit and brains to become the last remaining survivor.
It would end in a stalemate or they both get taken out.
@@FederalBureauOfIntelligence logical ending as they both are super smart
And dead meat is the narrator
@@00Raven00 post credit scene is him awarding the golden chainsaw and dull machete to the movie kills.
@@Fireruby yes perfect
Bobby couldn't calm himself to shoot the mutant at the end, but was calm enough to hold the insanely strong mutant's hands together and tie a perfect butterfly timber holding knot. Like really
Drop your movie requests here!
You should do how to beat the maze runner I’m not gonna lie
Nobody sleeps in the woods tonight
You're next
You should do how to survive In, Ma, :)
Geostorm
I just wish there was a horror movie that was named, "The Meat" so he can make a video titled: "How to Beat the Meat"
how about "Your Meat" ?
how to delete someone else’s comment
@@plssubkthx9524 report them?
The meat? What about our meat, brother?
@Jacob LeGrand Redditor spotted, opinion invalidated
It's been a few years since I watched this movie, but I thought it was implied that the gas station attendant was a relative of the mutated family who somehow didn't experience hideous deformities, so they stationed him at a gas station and forced him to lure unsuspecting travelers into the family's territory because he looked relatively normal.
Maybe.
Yeah like in wrong turn
You're thinking of the 1970s one
Yea, I always taught he was someomes grandfather or father
Yah like did we ever find out why they had to eat human flesh? Like why not just you know regular food
“They have dope steak and cheese taquitos” and “das a good doggo” made me smile 😊 also good content as always
At least nerd explains acknowledged the suffering of hearing your dog die as it yelped, damn right I would have went after who ever killed my dog
John Wick
IKR
And I'd make sure they die slowly
@Kai Kimball don't need bubble gum to take em out with dual machine guns
@Kai Kimball bruh. No they're gonna literally feast on your flesh.
I always found it super strange how these things put up ANY fight. Radiation does not make you better at anything lol. You should breath better, run better, fight better, see better, and be able to crush their bones like they were hollow. But assuming these things are somehow super powered, they still have zero brain cells.
Yeah, that's why I have trouble believing "remote US radiation victims" or "deep woods inbreds" stories where normal Humans are weak and stupid.
It's rare that significant mutations actually makes someone better at something, very rare.
You must have missed the fire bomb explosion that lit the dad alive while he was tied to a tree...this was a planned diversion...perfectly timed and triggered by a signal via radio...requires a bit more than 0 brain cells...
@@ayraps8251 but apparently they need to recharge their brain cell after each use
@@gorkemaykut5230
I know I do, and I haven't been near anything radiated more than the average human
Tbf, our brains limit our muscle usage to prevent injury. I can see someone whose brain is either damaged or not functioning properly, not having these limits, and thus appearing to have super-strength.
Outhouses are incredibly dangerous I had a great grandfather who was bitten in the nether regions by a black window. Didn't get too seriously hurt but birthed a story that lasted.
Just how in the backwoods bathroom disaster, nightmare fuel everloving fuck did he survive being bitten by one of the most venemous arachnids on the family jewels! He's either bullshitting or the spider died by his crotch fumes before it could deliver a lethal dose.
@@andrewpellman6605 black windows dont really kill unless you're a child or elderly. From what I remember it did swell up a lot post-outhouse trip.
@@andrewpellman6605 black widows aren’t all that dangerous the mortality rate of a bite from one is less then 10%
@@noahdavis9436 they said black windows m8
The OG cannibal mutant from the original Michael Berryman lived in the same small mountain town in cali as i. Super cool dude im pretty sure he helped the local animal shelter out a ton. Always heard he was so nice!
Okay the thought of Pluto working in an animal shelter is just precious.
Honestly it's like people in horror movies have never seen a horror movie before, if they had they would know not to listen to creepy people that live alone in the middle of nowhere.
You are absolute right! But my god, the people in this film in particular are an special kind of dumb!
Lol the movie has to movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So do you want to see the movie or not
ngl the part where doug has a change of heart and decides to kill the mutants was pretty cool
Good doggo
All the horror movies I've watched in my life have taught me to keep the back seat of my truck full of junk. That way it's impossible for anyone to hide back there and kill me when I jump in to get away
or u one filthy dude
Have it full of dried feces, used condoms and soiled women's undergarments
mutant: hides under the junk
What if the front of your car gets wrecked and you need to escape through the backseats?
I just always check the back seat before getting in a vehicle. Granted i'm probably what people would call paranoid. Cause I'm also the kind of person who wants bars on my windows at home that can only be taken off from the inside, as well as motion sensor lights and security cameras and an alarm system. People will always call you paranoid until the one night it saves your life.
The "car park" Is likely the disposal ground for previous victims, odds are people aren't gonna fall for a trap if there's a bunch of wrecked cars next to it after all
My grandmother accidently drove across a testing site in Arizona in the 60's. She was driving at night on dirt roads and wound up off-road and drove across a section of downed fence. My grandfather, mother, and Uncle were sleeping and woke up on the wrong side of a security gate with Grandma explaining to the very confused guards that she was just following the road.
She didn't do much night driving after that.
for a second I thought you were going to say she saw mutants lol
Old people seriously don't know how to drive
@@jeambeam3173 That can't be the excuse since she was about thirty at the time. Lol
@@JustToSaveYou correct, just women that can't drive then lol (this is a joke)
@@lordhawkridge4116 She drove just fine, with or without a license. lol (seriously, she moved states, married a police officer, and drove without a license for five years.)
When he asks "What would you do?" The voice in my head goes "Die." every time.
The call of the void is a loud and repetitive one.
@@red0421 Put them on hold.
@@red0421 Tell them to leave a message, I'm busy
I 100% do the same thing.
Same
You know what, that ad for audible was so good that I might actually read my first book in 5 years
Nice good for you!
You mean listen
I train dogs, and during the last scene where they are hugging, you can see the guy playing Doug is too choked up on the leash and Beast starts fighting the leash, about to gator roll and or bite him. Those 2 are pretty legit though. Personally not my favorite line of shepards but thats just me.
Oh also, he had fishing gear because Doug brought it back from the crater.
Good call, I noticed that too; the actor did not appear comfortable walking the dog on leash in those scenes... probably afraid of dogs or something like that.
@@realitychallenged4488 yeah he was definitely apprehensive, don't really blame him for being a little afraid of those giant beasts. They were clearly serious dogs.
@hardstyle905 ummm, ok? Weird comment
Can't wait until you do 'The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening'.
YEESSSSS!!!!
Fucking love that show
Electric boogaloo
CAAAAW CAAAW
@@ShinySephiroth1 Caww-caww, caw caw caw! 😁
Dude, the cars in the craters were dumped by the mutants to hide what they were doing, it’s where they got the gas for their generators and the things to pay off the gas station attendant or “daddy” according to the book. As for the fishing line, Doug found it among the left over items in the vehicles and brought it back to the camper with him.
Came here to say this.
Also, Beast was the thing moving under the camper. Dumbass was lucky he didn't shoot his own dog. And, he didn't shoot an arm off a mutant, Beast dragged it back to camp.
Pay attention lol
Okay so him Dead meat James and Cinema Summary uploaded on the same day huh. Great day lesass goooo
Ikr? I was so happy
Oh awesome. I love dead meat
This is one of the rare movies that legitimately scared the crap out of me…. It’s the decent but with people monsters instead of monster… monsters
Dug walkin through the town together with beast lookes and feels like fallout 4
More like Fallout New Vegas
@@facer3609 yes comrade you right
@@number2debil947 Black Mountain should have had a nuclear village
he does lookes and feels like fallout 4
That’s why I took a screenshot in this NUK3TOWN
going for the leg isn't the worst option since you can hit the femoral artery pretty easily, you'll bleed out in under a minute if you puncture and drag it down. However the best option would obviously be to go for the jugular.
I don't blame her for going for the leg, but she needed to follow up! Just sitting here holding the screwdriver isn't going to accomplish anything.
Going for the leg or the neck was and would have been stupid. For the leg you would have to know the femoral runs the course of your inner thigh witch most people don’t know. The neck witch is a way taller up requiring her to push her self up giving the mutant ample opportunity to just push her down. The best course of action would have been a gut stab since you can see she would just have to push her self a couple more inches up for a soon-to-be fatal stab or if she’s lucky enough a stab right thru the middle of the stomach piercing the artery behind it would kill you fast as hell. As someone who is novice in any type of combat you’ll always want to go center mass since that is the best possible chance of actually doing some damage.
I get off school to a new nerd explains vid, today is a good day
Hahahaha true
agreed
Cinema summary also uploaded
You've always impressed me with your videos man. Keep up the awesome work and one day when the apocalypse hits, it's just the Nerd Army who's gonna survive
From india?
@@bhargavitanneru5240 What's your problem with india. Can't even peacefully exist on the internet without people coming at your throat for being an Indian these days smh
@@smollilbean he literally just asked if he was from there. nothing critical about that
As much as Beast likes to run away I'll take him with the fact he knows to show love to the family and murder the monsters.
Cool doggy 😎😎😎😎😎
Dang that’s crazy I barely watched this movie the other day and was so frustrated with the stupidity of most of their choices
"Move to California. There's no psycho mutants." So that was a fuckin lie
Lmao
Not a lie, they're all in Florida.
@@nomad886 I’m in Florida, can confirm they are here. Barely surviving as we speak.
I'm from Cali and I confirm this do be a lie
true
The scary part to me is how it’s described as a Bermuda Triangle, so even though it appears to be a finite area, it’s a perpetual illusion. The second one ended with a text explanation of the soldiers being declared MIA which scares me. What kills me the most is how we never got a 3rd. I love this series since the 2006 remake
“Dats a good doggo” my favorite part in the whole video
"How to Beat the Mutants in The Hills Have Eyes"
_wikiHow rushes to the rescue_
I love how the font looks slightly smaller
And bent to the right
@@walalabengbeng9071 Its the _cursed italic font_
Short answer pistols for everyone
I was a nurse in the ER for over 10 years and I once had someone come (ambulance) in that shot himself in the head with TWO, yes TWO shotguns simultaneously... and guess what? He survived. Apparently the pellets are really packed together and act as one large projectile. One shot went through his jaw and out though his neck and the other through his cheek and neck. I can only think at that time that good lord the luck to be so unlucky. While shotguns can indeed cause the head to rupture like it did here, sometimes it can be pretty clean.
However he did eventually die about a year later.
and that's why you press it to the roof of your mouth. Then you make sure you stay out of medical textbooks across the country
Rule number one...
Don't take short cut directions from toothless shady-ass gas station attendants. Just stick to the god damn freeway.
6:36
I completely agree “relieving” yourself behind a tree feels much more comfortable than using a sketchy outhouse
why does he sit down in the outhouse?
It a great day when Nerd Explains and Cinema Summary upload on the same day.
What i never understood about mutants in movies and such is... Why are they strong? Heavilly irradiated people suffer from a plethera of deformities, physical and mental, so why would they be able to fight? Like, swinging an axe or using a gun effectively actually takes a fair amount of physical power, plus if the brain is malformed (which is very commom with mutants and radiation poisoning in general) every action just becomes harder, some even impossible.
I for once would like a movie where the mutants are actually frail.
Same goes for micheal Myers he feels no pain and keeps getting up. Same for Jason voorhees when he was human he had high endurance for pain no matter what they did he keep coming. Sometimes science need to investigate more on high pain tolerance.
It’s very simple there will be no movie if they where frail like what type of movie is that a man slowly walking up to you just to drop dead next to your feet won’t give you any money cuz ain’t noo one watching that ass
I think it's because it's a...........movie
kinda defeats the whole irradiated mutant fantasy that a lot of these kinds of movies are based on, if you think the way this movie handled mutants is weird you should see the hills have eyes 2, supposedly male the mutants are fertile and able to father children while also being in possession of even more strength than in this movie.
where the enemy mutant is frail? sounds like a boring horror film. they probably have hysterical strength that people get when theyre whacked out of their minds.
Nerd explains: I did some digging on nuclear fallouts
Me: yeah you are on a watchlist
I remember when I was younger I asked my mom what this movie was and she said it wasn’t scary... when your 6 it is
Lol my older sister would say similar stuff, but my childhood coping mechanism was to imagine my favourite hero/character and what they’d do to any inflicters of scares. Usually wolverine or darth vader, and for some reason imagining them dealing out some punishment made it alright lol
@@mybawzarerichie you did that too? I did that as well😂 It was actually kind of satisfying think of my heros fucking up the horror movie characters, mine was usually batman.
When I was little and saw a horror movie I’d usually have a nightmare about it. I always tried doing that thing where you take control of the dream, and do whatever you want. Only one occasion this happened where it was this movie and the master chief landed in the middle of the crater and absolutely fucked up the mutants. That was the first and last time a dream like that ever happened
@@mybawzarerichie I personally imagined whatever was scary being gunned down by the military or whatever cool soldiers I knew of in Scifi and Fantasy.
Good stuff.
@@mortarion9813 Space Marines hunting these mutants would be very tame in comparison to what they’re used to 😂
He probably got a concussion when he fell, meaning he could’ve forgotten what happened to beauty.
He knew what happened , just didn’t wanted to scare his family
@@xSOSAx-TM well how could you be sure? he didn’t seem affected by it when he recovered from the fall.
@@unholypotato1926It's not very likely he would have only forgotten Beauty and nothing else, but on top of that, everyone seemed to just forget they had two dogs even before things went south. I'm fairly sure the writers forgot about her too
@@hotmamma2126 Possibly
is it just me of does he say Mutey at 13:05? lol
Stumbled upon this today, and remembered that this movie was the exact reason why I decided to suck it up and pay the necessary tolls to stay on main roads during my trip down to New Mexico.
I'm driving through New Mexico rn and as soon as he said "If you are driving through the New Mexican desert with your family" as said "Oh hell nah!"
Are you still alive
Are you...okay??
@@fishsmoothie7463 your mom said you were adopted
@@fishsmoothie7463 oh yeah
@@fishsmoothie7463 stopped at a weird gas station tho 🤔
Yooo this is a classic, this scared tf out of me as a kid
Same poor dog :(
@@hellofriend3216 I'd probably go on a john wick rampage if I was confident in my abilities. But when all you have is a couple mags, no plot armor and nowhere to buy guns, it's probably better to report it to a nearby military base and let them carry out the cleansing for you.
@@artificerdrachen6908 halfway through I'd have just disappeared. My fate would have been ambiguous, but they never would have found me cause I'd have killed my way deep into the caves for my pet.
“Burn the gas station, poison the water well and set up a tent in California” 😂😂
He acts like California is better lol
@@drivernephi5587 only difference is u got people to record you being cannibalised in the streets in Cali
@@NormadYT usually an annoying teenager with AirPods laughing at you being cannibalized in the streets for a TikTok.
@@atashgallagher1631 Cali bad npcs. Woohoo
I love Hollywood's depiction of radiations effects. I've had 2 friends die from radiation poisoning when in military working on ships. Radiation poisoning is more like a slow, internal sad death. Dependant on dose sometimes lesions won't occur and some people can live for years before death if death occurs. You are more susceptible to ailment during poisoning. It also has a high potential to make you sterile. No babehs, just frisbee
the part where Beast is barking was clearly one of the miners pretending to be a dog in my opinion
When you spend your whole budget on gore effects and makeup, you don't have much money to put into character intelligence.
They don't even cost much money and audience much prefer smarter then dumber character
You watch these movies because they are dumb 😑🤦
I weigh a staggering 564lbs and live in my moms basement. I battle mental illness. These videos help me to silence the voices in my head and have some pleasure. Thank you.
Good luck brother
You'll drop that weight in no time I believe in you
The crater with all of the cars was a dumping zone to hide the cars of all of the victims
like in wrong turn
Yep.
Exactly I thought that was obvious
I think the point was supposed to be that the military don't know that, so from their POV it should seem like a bunch of people were parking there and thus they should be concerned and investigate.
Yep. The deterioration of the vehicles is supposed to show how long they've been at this
The fishing gear came from Doug - he came back with a fishing pole that he found in one of the cars, you can see him holding it when he gets back.
I like how he speaks with sarcasm everytime.
Love how the Nerd says “Mue Tant”. Can’t unhear it.
I love the fact that if you hear a person screaming in the distance you're like: "fuck that person, he's dead already". But when it's about a dog you go full nuts to butts heading into the danger 😂
The dog was probably more useful than the humans who were dying lol.
Dogs are the best
Person has to travel long distance,
Random guy: take that road over there
Every person ever: nahhhh highways and lit roads as much as possible my G
You would think this.
The ONLY reason I can see these people constantly making these dumb decisions is when a person thinks "nothing bad could ever happen to me" which is a staggeringly large number of people.
The whole "don't tell the family their dog was gutted" bit was just plain stupid though.
The writing in the movie is infuriating.
Why can’t we have a horror/thriller where the characters don’t lose 30 IQ points in each scene
the girl from youre next was so smart and strong i love that movie
@@malachimack5254 I’ll have to check it out
It’s easy to pass judgment when you’re watching in third person, but most people are irrational when they’re afraid or worried about something serious. If you had cannibal mutants after you I bet you’d do some stupid shit.
@@SanDzFit fair, but some of the stuff is plain stupid, like leaving a shotgun next to the mutant or shooting as you’re running away missing all your shots. At a certain point there should be some common sense
@@Gabe-qc5ji Also look into Get Out (2017) and Hush (2016), and to a lesser extent Escape Room (2019)
I didn’t sleep when I first saw this when I was little, was one of my favorite horror movies for a bit and I’d play “the hills have eyes” with my sister and friend where we’d send one of us to be a radioactive cannibal in the woods and the others would set up camp for survival
"There are people pitching tents in the crater"
My man I dont know how it went above your head but the mutants were storing the cars there, anyways nice vid
Thats what i assumed, cars of their victims.
Hidden so that new victims didnt see them.
@@goggler2 Same with him thinking the guy used the outhouse to poop, clearly he was standing and pissing.
I thought it was fairly obvious but I guess not..
Cinema Summary, Dead Meat AND Nerd Explains upload the same day?! Love it
Bruh, Doug and Beast are the most bad ass duo I swear.
I find it impressive that Doug who was just a phone salesman was able to pull off the stunts he did, especially considering he was a pacifist
@@WoundedWabbajack same
He was like "screw this shit: *Goes super Syian."
@@gamespotgamer6772 Lmao fuck yeah
@@WoundedWabbajack You just don't want to mess with an angry father.
If you're low on ammo use the three don't rule:
1: don't shoot at what you can't see.
2: don't shoot at what you can't aim at
3: don't shoot at what you can't hit.
The Chinese army used this rule during WW2 when ammo supply was very limited.
All 3 of those rules can be combined into one: Make it count.
Fun fact: every little piece of steel and iron produced after 2ww is contaminated with significantly more radioactive izotopes than metal produced before war.
sounds fake
@@abcdefg-xm7dc it isn't actually, look up "Low Background Steel" the radiation isnt enough to be dangerous, but it can mess with sensitive scientific instruments.
I've never seen it typed as 2ww. Always seen it as WWII or WW2
Hey. I like your pfp i saw that before i just cant remember the name. That little animal is so adorable
i feel sorry for the nice little mutant girl
R.I.P Ruby thank you for saving Doug and the baby
@Serumexe that’s what I was gonna say
@Serumexe OMG. NO WAY. ITS THAT HIT RAPPER AND ARTIST DA BABY?
@@linclokatz hello
@@HelenaSan425 howdy
Nerd explains when protagonist doesn't want to leave friends behind: he made the stupid decision to try to save his friends instead of running away
Nerd explains when Doug doesn't try to save Beast and runs away instead: he runs away like a little b*itch leaving Beast hanging
If you are both in a condition to fight and you temporarily got the drop, it's worth ganging up. But, If your friend is drugged up and you aren't fighting the guy, run away.
Basically, if you are already fighting, don't run.
Dogs > humans
If the humans are liabilities, leave them.
If the dog is ripping the shit out of your superhuman enemy, and the only way your superhuman enemy can win is with the axe he currently cannot effectively use against the dog but could undoubtedly eventually free himself to use, killing your dog and therefore the animal that just saved you and is clearly a fantastic ally to have, then it's 100% worth ganging up on the enemy. Literally all Doug had to do was bulldoze Pluto and hold onto that arm holding the axe. Without any use of that arm or axe while flat on his back, Beast would've torn his throat out sooner rather than later. Just a matter of seconds, or a minute at most.
One thing that cracks me up in horror movies is the guy who actually owns a firearm always has some old revolver and only a handful of rounds. Great way to be prepared Bob, especially with your whole family relying on you.
How to survive: Don't trust the creepy looking gas station man
And dont run in a strait line when a tree is falling on you. Step out of the way.
yeah the father is basically the dumbest detective I've known
Got it.
Yeah and use a map to figure out where your going lmao
dont go at all to that place
I swear they either make the characters dumb on purpose or are just completely estranged to what a normal human being would do in this type of situation
Some of These movies are also horrible haha but yea they definitely make them do the dumbest shit ever
Yeah, it’s definitely on purpose because rational thinking people wouldn’t get into these situations in the first place 🤷🏽♀️ so then there wouldn’t be a horror movie
@@karisdietrich1964 Crashing a car in the desert and having it conveniently be near where a family of cannibals live could be a neat premise. But this isn't really like that, and isn't really executed well imo.
Sadly I know someone who has the collective brain cells of the people in this movie and they do come up with the DUMBEST plans ever. These types of people do exist and they are stubborn as hell.
@Luc Germain i personally wouldn't drive through a desert with no signal and no other people around, and i believe normal people actually have the same thought process
Younger me: thinks about joining the military
Also younger me watching this movie: 😦
@i i ok you already said that tho
Did you join?
Well, in the second movie, we have another group of mutants fighting a group of national guard, and the guardsmen look like absolute idiots. If I were them, as soon as things started going wrong, I would have radioed in that we were under attack.
If it was me i would replace that emoji with fuck this shit im out
@i i that movie is bad so no
"No reason to expect him of harboring bloodthirsty cannibalistic mutants."
Not expecting this was his first mistake!
Seeing that dog gutted made me levels of angry i didnt even think were possible.
Ikr it made me want to punch a mentally handicapped person
@@bungiecrimes7247 why do you want to punch me
Pfp checks out
Made me want to throw a nine banger into an orphanage of epileptic kids
@@patches3555 Okay russian badger.
Imo i think these guys are some of the smartest horror movie characters ive seen
Pennywise?
Freddy Krueger?
They meant the out of the protagonists not the monsters
@@elizabethgodinez8939 lol I like how you think. He def meant the people tho. 😆
Bro all horror movie characters are like that. Every character has IQ equal to their age.
@@FM-kl1wv with peace and love that is the dumbest shit I've ever read lmao
How To Beat The Blind Cave Creatures in “The Descent”.
dont go spelunking, boom
Bob didn't bring the fishing gear. Doug found it in a crater full of abandoned cars while he was walking towards the highway to try and get a signal. The mutants most likely used it as a place to discard the cars of previous victims as well as any belongings from the victims that they deemed worthless (a fishing rod is pretty useless in a desert and I doubt you’d get much money from selling it unless you knew some fishing enthusiasts, which wouldn’t be likely to happen since the gas station and the nuke test site are both miles away from any bodies of water). It kinda reminds me of a scene from the first Wrong Turn movie (another horror series about cannibalistic mutants, this one taking place in a remote forest in Appalachia) where after narrowly escaping the home of the three mutants, the group of victims come across a clearing in the woods full of abandoned cars and trucks from previous victims and littered with their belongings (some of which are children’s toys), showing that the mutants have been doing this for quite a long time.
About the fishing rod, Doug got it from the crater, he said that it was "brand new" when Lynn was talking to him and she also commented about how they wouldn't need it :)