How to Beat the FRACKING VIRUS in "CARGO"

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  • @huntermorris8308
    @huntermorris8308 4 роки тому +6317

    "You will become a zombie in 48 hours."
    "Oh no... Anyways.."
    *Plays with baby*

    • @DuckHeadWP
      @DuckHeadWP 4 роки тому +154

      logic in this film is ducking stupid

    • @rajdeepsaha7335
      @rajdeepsaha7335 4 роки тому +180

      @@DuckHeadWP after COVID I don’t think people are not this stupid

    • @tim.van.emmerloot
      @tim.van.emmerloot 3 роки тому +72

      Its like people dont take virusses seriously.....

    • @stableboy2338
      @stableboy2338 3 роки тому +18

      @@DuckHeadWP there is no logic in this film

    • @Hagser
      @Hagser 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha wtf yeah!😆

  • @3n0ch_j1n5
    @3n0ch_j1n5 3 роки тому +4103

    Zombies: We are slow, can’t use weapons, and we are dead.
    Humans: yeah well I’m dumb!

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 роки тому +78

      to be far some zombies are actually strong depending on what movie (or show) your watching / book your reading / game your playing.

    • @ilikestew5719
      @ilikestew5719 3 роки тому +45

      @@lightlylemony Yeah, the wwz zombies would be difficult because you can't make camps.

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 роки тому +65

      @@ilikestew5719 WWZ Zombies and Left 4 Dead's virus are the worst ones out there.

    • @brianlin5636
      @brianlin5636 3 роки тому +18

      @@emiliomarbanjr or halos flood virus which is probably the worst zombie like parasite or whatever

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 3 роки тому +2

      @@brianlin5636
      laughs in call of duty zombies

  • @rowanthompson3910
    @rowanthompson3910 4 роки тому +3094

    “She bites his arm with her disgusting yellow crusty mouth”
    Best description

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno 3 роки тому +3671

    "It had fingers, Andy!"
    "FUCK!"
    that had me giggling like an idiot

  • @michaelj1729
    @michaelj1729 4 роки тому +5010

    This film itself is like what a zombie apocalypse would be like in real life: slow zombies and stupid people.

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 4 роки тому +107

      I feel like zombies would be fast like in zombieland

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 4 роки тому +57

      @Blokky I hope but I feel like fast zombies are more realistic than night of the living dead

    • @HangingDGrunt
      @HangingDGrunt 4 роки тому +8

      Zombie apocalypses are easy if you know what to do

    • @annalena2153
      @annalena2153 4 роки тому +58

      @Tatli Kanci İle #RamazanÖzel well a true zombie virus is unlikely. A rabbies virus like in 28 days is far more likely.

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 4 роки тому +66

      @@BigYosh fast zombies generally mean the undead eventually just run their legs into the ground and decay. Slow zombies are generally more realistic as once a the host is dead they start to decay and their bones essentially fail making them basically 0 threats.

  • @lowdilemma
    @lowdilemma 4 роки тому +5702

    “gentlemen synchronize your death watches”

    • @sssddfsafsda494
      @sssddfsafsda494 4 роки тому +163

      it's "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

    • @lowdilemma
      @lowdilemma 4 роки тому +67

      sssddf safsda Thanks dude

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 4 роки тому +139

      Can I teleport bread?

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 4 роки тому +65

      low dilemma I have done nothing but infect others for 3 days

    • @sh0gun520
      @sh0gun520 4 роки тому +19

      Yes! The meme will never die

  • @MrAlphabetAssassin
    @MrAlphabetAssassin 3 роки тому +3612

    "The best a man can get is a partner that doesn't take unnecessary risks in the zombie apocalypse" - words to live by

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 3 роки тому +66

      His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

    • @reaganb2799
      @reaganb2799 3 роки тому +91

      @@ingamingpc1634 Exactly. The best a woman can get is a partner that doesn't lie to her about potential risks in the zombie apocalypse because he knows he's just done something really stupid and wants to hide it.

    • @goosesayshonk1381
      @goosesayshonk1381 3 роки тому +47

      @@reaganb2799 same with her she shouldhave told him she was going to go to the boat

    • @reaganb2799
      @reaganb2799 3 роки тому +15

      @@goosesayshonk1381 why? She was trying to surprise him and had literally just been told it was safe.

    • @samx23
      @samx23 3 роки тому +51

      @@reaganb2799 they both get an F

  • @GrayMoe
    @GrayMoe 3 роки тому +235

    Andy, you are infected with a highly deadly and highly infectious disease.
    Andy: plays, kisses, cuddles his baby daughter

    • @HaKilly
      @HaKilly 3 роки тому

      Idiot, infected in early symptoms not infect others

    • @therealunderscore
      @therealunderscore 2 роки тому +2

      Goddamn zombie movies…

  • @ggdudefyou8685
    @ggdudefyou8685 4 роки тому +3741

    "it hade fingers andy"
    "FACK!"

  • @dallased78
    @dallased78 4 роки тому +2663

    This movie had me to frustrated. Stupid decision after stupid decision. Then again with what I see going on in the world today, it probably wasn't that far off.

    • @lka04
      @lka04 4 роки тому +38

      i guess that's the point of the movie.

    • @greatbritain819
      @greatbritain819 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @greggaygayakutami1402
      @greggaygayakutami1402 4 роки тому +55

      @@lka04 I guess that means every case of bad writing can be excused with the cheap ass "WeLl ThAtS tHe PoInT oF tHe MoViE"

    • @lka04
      @lka04 4 роки тому +11

      @@greggaygayakutami1402 not always, thats why i said "i guess". i dont know if they really did that on purpose, im just guessing.

    • @jaguar_8344
      @jaguar_8344 4 роки тому +8

      Edward Webber it actually wasn’t, they only made one mistake, and that was his wife going back to the boat for wine. They tried everything, were practical, he was prepared, and in the end, he left his daughter with an indigenous community who knew how to manage the virus. They did everything right, the movie is just kicked off by one unfortunate event.
      I suppose you could say taking his infected wife with him was a mistake, but let’s be honest, he had no way of knowing what would happen. She would have been one for another day if she wasn’t impaled by that branch (speeding up the process, because she died). If anything, this is one of the most well thought out zombie movies. Compared to nearly every other viral apocalypse/ infection/ mass sickness movie, the characters were actually sane and did the right thing. The boat was genius too, using the water as a natural barrier from the illness. I don’t think you can judge a guy because he wanted some wine, years after the whole fucking world ended

  • @ModalFish999
    @ModalFish999 4 роки тому +3573

    "It had fingers Andy!"
    "FUCK!"
    best moment

  • @Skrumpish
    @Skrumpish 3 роки тому +564

    Military: have thousands upon thousands of soldiers, along with planes, battleships, dangerous missiles, bombs, and other military tech.
    Also military: “yeah we can’t kill these slow ass zombies”

    • @malrulesall9669
      @malrulesall9669 3 роки тому +9

      Wild 💀😭😂😅

    • @bashfulbreloom9294
      @bashfulbreloom9294 3 роки тому +84

      Random ass tribe with only weak hand held weapons: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 2 роки тому +4

      I would go “nuclear time!”

    • @Bandido_50
      @Bandido_50 2 роки тому +2

      @@bashfulbreloom9294 WWZ. Battle of Yonkers.

    • @BloodyKnives66
      @BloodyKnives66 Рік тому

      My money is on all the rednecks instead of the military in a zombie apocalypse.

  • @christinejacobmanaog5649
    @christinejacobmanaog5649 4 роки тому +2209

    That scuicide pen is fricking terrifying

    • @_Cleveland_
      @_Cleveland_ 4 роки тому +104

      Scribblenauts just went on a whole another level.

    • @woodsy4458
      @woodsy4458 4 роки тому +4

      @@_Cleveland_ hahahaha

    • @confusedkoala694
      @confusedkoala694 4 роки тому +22

      Cleveland Brown coming from my mind

    • @locustzedicus2437
      @locustzedicus2437 4 роки тому +74

      There had to be someone making money off of those things. Cause some cyanide pills or something would be a fuck lot cheaper and easier to make than a single use disposable pen spike.

    • @toiletpaper3487
      @toiletpaper3487 4 роки тому +24

      fracking terrifying*

  • @JediOfTheRepublic
    @JediOfTheRepublic 4 роки тому +1405

    The fact the baby didn't get infected shows some sort of immunity...

    • @bubbletea7771
      @bubbletea7771 4 роки тому +154

      Tbh if you look at it that way it makes sense or becuaseo she grew up with it

    • @lesbean5045
      @lesbean5045 4 роки тому +43

      @@bubbletea7771 oml that kinda makes sense

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 4 роки тому +90

      No I think the virus is only spread through bites. She was never bit. So she's not infected.

    • @faceless483
      @faceless483 4 роки тому +12

      Time to season you Littl timmy

    • @BlackTarHeroinUser
      @BlackTarHeroinUser 4 роки тому +17

      Maybe because she is to young and her brain hasn’t developed enough yet?

  • @darkfake2131
    @darkfake2131 4 роки тому +2075

    He seems to like the name rosie, his baby in sherlock Holmes is named rosie too

    • @yummychili941
      @yummychili941 4 роки тому +7

      Right that’s what I was thinking

    • @insomniactv9845
      @insomniactv9845 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @FCLT23
      @FCLT23 4 роки тому +1

      If he’s writing the script?

    • @darkfake2131
      @darkfake2131 4 роки тому +20

      @@FCLT23 actors can make or suggest small changes in script for their style, I doubt someone would actually care to name the baby rosie

    • @FCLT23
      @FCLT23 4 роки тому +3

      Dark fake Im aware they can but that saying if they allow it Quinton Taratino doesn’t let anyone change anything he wrote, it stays that way but saying he’s picking rosie in every script is kinda far fetched haha

  • @LuizFelipe-qc1wz
    @LuizFelipe-qc1wz 3 роки тому +2556

    you can literally outrun these zombies by walking normally how tf did so many people get infected

    • @Ayto27
      @Ayto27 3 роки тому +169

      Because it's a movie

    • @christophertravers1034
      @christophertravers1034 3 роки тому +329

      Cause humans in movies have half a brain cell

    • @NeviusZ
      @NeviusZ 3 роки тому +132

      Because of people like Kay.

    • @fluffyfraud
      @fluffyfraud 3 роки тому +22

      Essential fluids

    • @jonathan_8100
      @jonathan_8100 3 роки тому +22

      Cuz they were dumbasses and lied to their partners about not being bitten

  • @iodyufx2766
    @iodyufx2766 4 роки тому +7193

    I refuse to believe the kangaroos didn’t kill all the zombies

  • @rc52714
    @rc52714 4 роки тому +3777

    I swear Rosie is the smartest one out of all the characters here and she's a baby who can't even talk

    • @Rdrozie
      @Rdrozie 3 роки тому +36

      True true. Also im finding it really weird seeing my name in comments 😃

    • @deadchannel5557
      @deadchannel5557 3 роки тому +5

      @@Rdrozie your name is rosey?

    • @Rdrozie
      @Rdrozie 3 роки тому +18

      @@deadchannel5557 Rosie*

    • @Rdrozie
      @Rdrozie 3 роки тому +9

      @@deadchannel5557 but yes :)

    • @deadchannel5557
      @deadchannel5557 3 роки тому +6

      @@Rdrozie I’m watching sweet house, it’s a nice movie. You should watch it to

  • @ahalfeatenpotato463
    @ahalfeatenpotato463 4 роки тому +7398

    She's the kind of person that hides a zombie bite in an apocalypse

    • @bopcrop1228
      @bopcrop1228 4 роки тому +715

      Except once they find out, she will try to convince them she got attacked by the lochness monster

    • @WAyuso34
      @WAyuso34 4 роки тому +200

      @@bopcrop1228 or a dog

    • @joki2707
      @joki2707 3 роки тому +25

      Yes

    • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
      @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 3 роки тому +32

      EXACTLY

    • @jordo5639
      @jordo5639 3 роки тому +20

      @@bopcrop1228 Jim from TWD lol

  • @dosacro794
    @dosacro794 3 роки тому +598

    Remember: This all was caused by a Gilette product.

    • @backstabber040399
      @backstabber040399 3 роки тому +35

      Best Dollar Shave Club ad

    • @Gaming.Grotto
      @Gaming.Grotto 3 роки тому +2

      @@backstabber040399 hahahhahahahahh

    • @boyinblue.
      @boyinblue. 3 роки тому +8

      More like lying to your significant other because you think she is too weak to handle the truth.

    • @boon5577
      @boon5577 3 роки тому +3

      The best a man can get, right

  • @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399
    @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399 4 роки тому +1461

    Characters: *find a cache of food*
    Nerdexplains: *considering cannibalism*

  • @soup6823
    @soup6823 3 роки тому +2919

    This movie was a ragefest for me. The sheer amount of stupidity displayed just makes me want to foam from my mouth.

    • @grigorirasputin1101
      @grigorirasputin1101 3 роки тому +15

      nice pfp

    • @alpharius7630
      @alpharius7630 3 роки тому +110

      This is the stupidest actions i've ever seen in any zombie movie, ngl

    • @izumiruki
      @izumiruki 3 роки тому +54

      I love watching zombie movies but I'm definitely skipping this one.

    • @ReptilianConman
      @ReptilianConman 3 роки тому +31

      @@izumiruki it's actually a pretty good movie dude, worth a watch

    • @philliam111
      @philliam111 3 роки тому +12

      @@ReptilianConman lmao

  • @Luis-lf2us
    @Luis-lf2us 4 роки тому +8832

    This all started because they disturbed the toilet zombie. NEVER, disturb a toilet zombie.

    • @josephcontreras8930
      @josephcontreras8930 4 роки тому +243

      Uuuggghhhh raaawwwwhhh I'm busy in here!!!

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 4 роки тому +232

      It started even earlier than that. The guy that changed into the toilet zombie had a self entitled wife that refused to wear a mask to halt the spread of Covid-19. She already had HPV (human papiloma virus) and H1N1 from refusing to take precautions from previous outbreaks. The three viruses mutated together to become the hideous fracking virus. She then became a nasty snotty mess and bit her husband. He threw her out the window thinking she was crazy and she went off into Australia to spread the newly developed Fracking virus. The husband went to work thinking nothing of his future exwife but got sicker. He went to relieve himself to see if he would feel better and fully changed over on the toilet like Elvis dying on the toilet. The toilet zombie is born. The rest is history. As for the zombie wife he threw out thinking she was crazy, she went around spreading Fracking virus as well when she was picked up by someone thinking she was a hitchhiker. An especially grotesque mutation of Fracking virus that can spread with airborne sneezes, coughs, and close proximity will soon be spreading extremely fast. Australia is losing containment of it as the solders become sick with it or sick with Fracking and Covid-19. It is known as Covid-20. Another mutation has also been detected in its earliest stages where Covid-20 is being contained. It has been designated as, "Wildfire virus." it is supposed to be more contagious than Covid-19, Covid-20. The French are on the verge of a vaccine for Covid-20 and Wildfire. But they are running out of time. The Australians are extremely close to losing containment of Covid-20 and Wildfire.

    • @davidlee7676
      @davidlee7676 4 роки тому +42

      @@indridcold8433 how long did that take

    • @junaidkeim6057
      @junaidkeim6057 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 4 роки тому +60

      @@davidlee7676 The wife became first contaminated shortly after Covid-19 went planetary from the Chinese wet bar slaughtering and serving the smuggled in Australian flying foxes. It was around the end of 2018. She was a sickly mess with HPV and H1N1 but too arrogant to get treatment nor take preventative measures to avoid the newly emerging Covid 19. The three viruses merged in her festering body to make the Fracking virus and that was when her husband threw her out after being bit. The wife was patient zero for Fracking virus, a hideous hybrid of HPV, H1N1, and Covid - 19. In the middle of 2019, she infected an isolated area in the middle of Australia with Fracking virus which went into further mutations due to the isolation. The DNA then went through more drastic mutations thanks to the undercooked bushmeat that was eaten with the older strain of Covid-19. The resulting hybrid of Covid-19 strain one, remerging with the fully formed Fracking virus, created the Covid 20 super virus in January 2020. In the middle of extensive study for vaccines, the french accidently created another mutation and named it Wildfire. Both Covid-20 and Wildfire are on the verge of escaping containment due to the ever weakening forces due to Fracking virus and Covid 19 strain 2. The French are very close to a vaccine for Wildfire. The CDC is working very closely with the french by satellite to contain the many deadly outbreaks. Doctor Edwin Jenner and his wife are working on Covid-20 and Wildfire. The French are working on Fracking virus and Wildfire. The planet is on the edge of a complete economic, logistical, health, and communication collapse. The viruses are nearly out of control and about to escape containment worse than anything H1N1 and Covid-19 strain 1 ever did. I have heard terrifying testimonials of the effects of Wildfire. It is even worse than Fracking virus. Power grids in many nations have already had small outages. Water purification facilities are shutting down everywhere distributing contaminated water that is making people very ill with diseases lost to antiquity like dysentery, gastroenteritis, and bubonic plague. Cities in the Untied States of America in California, New York, Florida, Southern Texas, and Washington are slowly collapsing due to illnesses not even related to Fracking virus, and Wildfire. Covid-19, H1N1 are ravaging the populations there due to there being not enough healthy people to run water purification plants causing more spread of disease. If Fracking virus and Wildfire virus make it to any of those areas in the United States of America, the entire Western hemisphere will collapse within three months. This is all being kept very quiet but listen to shortwave radios of places that have already gone satellite communication quiet, telephone, and radio silent. They fear for their lives and are calling for help! Their internet has been down seemingly intensionally right before all of this started happening. What are the governments trying to keep quiet? Make a food and water cache before it's too late. Have a remote site to go to that nobody else knows about and stock it with food weapons first aid, and water. Have your vehicle running in top shape and put all terrain tires on it and be ready. The final collapse could happen at any ti...

  • @Skrumpish
    @Skrumpish 3 роки тому +270

    drew “HELP HER” instead of autojecting yourself to save your husband and baby
    ∞ IQ

    • @Glaedr11
      @Glaedr11 3 роки тому +10

      Hey Andy prolly woulda forgotten his child existed if she didnt write that

    • @phxnkmvne
      @phxnkmvne 3 роки тому +2

      "SAVE HER"*

  • @bananaman1250
    @bananaman1250 4 роки тому +1909

    The people in the movie: let's make the dumbest decisions ever

    • @orecues9360
      @orecues9360 4 роки тому +58

      Dude..watching this movie was like a torture , i nearly scream a few times watching the guy doing stupid shit

    • @AQHackAQ
      @AQHackAQ 4 роки тому +83

      The current coronavirus pandemic has shown that a lot of people, especially Americans and the 'civilized' worlds, make a lot of dumb decisions, despite advise against them by officials. Yeah if there's to be a zombie outbreak, it would happen similarly to zombie movies because people are fucking dumb.

    • @pancakes2528
      @pancakes2528 4 роки тому +10

      AQHackAQ couldn’t of said it better

    • @theBeastcub
      @theBeastcub 4 роки тому +3

      It is overall a really good movie but how both parents get infected is SO DUMB, they both were SO STUPID, when I re-watched it I just skipped to after the car crash.

    • @universaljoyconboyz4ever161
      @universaljoyconboyz4ever161 4 роки тому +2

      @@AQHackAQ you do realize that many are considered dead not BY the virus but related to it. Some people hace never got it yet are said to have died because of it or have a relation to it.

  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  4 роки тому +641

    This video was held up in YT limbo for 3 weeks, finally get to share it with y'all! I'm working on two versions of I Am Legend, How to Beat the villain and the hero.

    • @AAPTHEANIMATOR
      @AAPTHEANIMATOR 4 роки тому +5

      At least it's up now

    • @AAPTHEANIMATOR
      @AAPTHEANIMATOR 4 роки тому +3

      👍

    • @dang849
      @dang849 4 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @aidang7182
      @aidang7182 4 роки тому

      E

    • @cindybedartes8972
      @cindybedartes8972 4 роки тому +3

      Can you do 127 hours? It would be good and you can say for how long could the person survive, what equipment could have helped him etc. I think it would be pretty neat

  • @DeathTheManiac
    @DeathTheManiac 3 роки тому +80

    Andy: "Oh yea, the boat is completely safe"
    Morgan Freeman: "But it was not safe, in fact, there was a zombie in there which bit Kay"

  • @Palomar23
    @Palomar23 4 роки тому +3453

    The only problem with people In zombie movies is that they haven’t seen zombie movies

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 4 роки тому +1425

    When you put the woman who vomited blood and is turning into a zombie BACK INTO THE CAR WITH A BABY

  • @boyifyoudont6763
    @boyifyoudont6763 4 роки тому +1524

    This man deserves a very large amount of subs

  • @standlethemandle
    @standlethemandle 3 роки тому +801

    She's the type of person to throw out her phone if it dies.
    She's the type of person to microwave ice cream because it was too cold
    She seems like the type of person to bring a spoon to the Superbowl
    She's the type of person to call you saying "I lost my phone"

    • @OhLatte
      @OhLatte 3 роки тому +26

      Yes except the phone one lol you can call someone and tell them you lost your phone from someone else’s phone but I get what you mean 💀

    • @StreifelXP
      @StreifelXP 3 роки тому +4

      @Death Is A Doorway Microwaves do not change anything about the food expect the temperature

    • @Smearwise
      @Smearwise 3 роки тому +2

      literally every single insult you used is stolen

    • @DragonsFrogs
      @DragonsFrogs 3 роки тому

      @Memories of the Future lol it doesn’t change the molecular structure it just vibrates the water molecules. Try microwaving something extremely dry, it won’t even really warm up

    • @Warrison_
      @Warrison_ 3 роки тому

      Lmao yeah

  • @dilettantetorenaissance6228
    @dilettantetorenaissance6228 4 роки тому +735

    18:39 She is not trying to kill herself. Aboriginals traditionally hit their heads with stones when they are grieving.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +426

    "It's the apocalypse, a little teamwork and communication goes a long way"
    That applies to your ranked teammates too by the way.

    • @Connarmankeskateboarding
      @Connarmankeskateboarding 4 роки тому

      Why do I see you everywhere my guy?

    • @smugumin3448
      @smugumin3448 4 роки тому +6

      And, just like in ranked matches, nobody does it

    • @oblivionmaker9701
      @oblivionmaker9701 4 роки тому

      I’ve seen you so many times I’ve subbed to make sure it’s you again and not a bot

    • @DenDen021
      @DenDen021 4 роки тому +2

      At this point I'm just gonna assume there's multiple ppl acting like 1

    • @-theamazingdufus-5270
      @-theamazingdufus-5270 4 роки тому

      They shoulda went for the head

  • @Mostly_Crazy
    @Mostly_Crazy 3 роки тому +1849

    What about Andy's monumentally intelligent decision to reach over to the backseat to get the baby, allowing himself to be bitten by waifu and get infected, when he could have easily just gotten out of the car and walked around to safely retrieve the youngling.

    • @duckduck5910
      @duckduck5910 3 роки тому +52

      when you don't realize the goddamn door was jammed

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 3 роки тому +113

      @@duckduck5910
      Break window open. Not hard.

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 3 роки тому +153

      or he could've just used the auto injector quickly to kill his zombified wife or any sharp object on his person, then reach for the backseat to get his baby. Fucking steps, andy. If you're going to do an action, then plan it out like an intelligent being

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 3 роки тому +89

      His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 3 роки тому +34

      Never trust anybody who calls a baby a youngling

  • @danielgiovanniello7217
    @danielgiovanniello7217 3 роки тому +49

    Fun fact: The Auto-Injectors are actually just cheap tools used for sucking up solder. I had a few lying around from some game console repair.

  • @coopersutherland8550
    @coopersutherland8550 4 роки тому +1338

    "It had *fingehs,* Andy."
    "FUCK!"

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 3 роки тому +32

      Oh gods, did it have toes too!?!

    • @jkbutterfly3142
      @jkbutterfly3142 3 роки тому +18

      @@AmaryInkawult Oh, God FORBID the toes!

    • @mrskywars1237
      @mrskywars1237 3 роки тому +6

      Just saying Andy’s name should’ve been Fred...

    • @tubbomemes5923
      @tubbomemes5923 3 роки тому +13

      @@mrskywars1237
      Scooby”Ruh-ro
      Shaggy:zoinks
      Velma:jinkys
      Daffnie:jeepers
      Fred:FUUCKKKKK

    • @deuscaritasest7518
      @deuscaritasest7518 3 роки тому +3

      FHACK

  • @noodoles
    @noodoles 4 роки тому +300

    "It's your call because you got killed over a Gillette . The best a man can get is a partner that doesn't take unnecessary risks in a zombie apocalypse." LMAOOOO

  • @reubenshiflet
    @reubenshiflet 4 роки тому +5454

    The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that the government actually did something right.

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 4 роки тому +626

      It is cuz it is not USA

    • @achturas
      @achturas 4 роки тому +153

      @@xadielplasencia3674 Facts

    • @kiyohshi
      @kiyohshi 4 роки тому +427

      I mean Australia is definitely better at handling pandemics than the US..

    • @zappiestlynx9567
      @zappiestlynx9567 4 роки тому +245

      Kiyohshi not only that but let’s say this military place is armed and they all know the virus’ symptoms and they all have guns and these wrist watches, meaning this disease has been going on for a while. Whatever semblance of government would not be overrun. Somehow I feel like they might have more than enough bullets to take down even the whole population of Australia not to mention the many civilians already doing that and ending their own lives. I think the whole “base is overrun” thing is such a bad trope. They definitely would be more than capable

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 4 роки тому +74

      @@zappiestlynx9567 I agree, humans are not that good with virus, but we can definetly take care of stupid infected people if we can kill them (wich is basically a zombie)

  • @bighawaii
    @bighawaii 3 роки тому +46

    “It had fingers Andy.” “FAAAAAWWWK.” Didint see the movie, but now I kinda want to after that line lmao.

  • @lilmao4482
    @lilmao4482 4 роки тому +1455

    Nobody:
    NerdExplains: *May I suggest to you some cannibalism in these trying times?*

  • @bobsmith9268
    @bobsmith9268 4 роки тому +4472

    Man, if only the zombies were the brain-eating ones. They wouldn’t have anything to eat... 😳🤔😬

  • @zyothy9288
    @zyothy9288 3 роки тому +347

    “If you got infected with a zombie virus, and had 48 hours to live, what would you do with your baby” for some reason this got me burst out laughing

  • @burgerfanman
    @burgerfanman 3 роки тому +56

    Andy(thinking): If I tell my wife there was a zombie in there, she'll be a little angry at me............. I'll just reassure her that there were no zombies
    Kay: *Dath*

  • @jeffryhiendy3947
    @jeffryhiendy3947 4 роки тому +2694

    "How to beat Fracking virus in Cargo"
    It's easy. Just be a cameraman.

    • @therock3464
      @therock3464 4 роки тому +35

      Underrated comment

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 4 роки тому +21

      Sounds like someone’s never seen Rec.
      (Look up “dead meat rec kill count”)

    • @TheRealVurt
      @TheRealVurt 4 роки тому +7

      the m3lon8r one two three or four?

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 4 роки тому +5

      Vrtiiska one and two because those ones are the 100% found footage style ones

    • @primozeroyt
      @primozeroyt 4 роки тому +2

      @@them3lon8r72 I JUST FINISHED THE REC KILL COUNTS LMAO

  • @mk4k42
    @mk4k42 4 роки тому +780

    When you realize all of this could've been avoided if she didn't go into that boat.

    • @Jaypes1
      @Jaypes1 3 роки тому +100

      Or if he was honest about how dangerous the boat was, she could have gone with a weapon like a folding chair.

    • @avanhubertgesta3486
      @avanhubertgesta3486 3 роки тому +32

      @@Jaypes1 yeah i was angry when the father didn't warn his family.

    • @avanhubertgesta3486
      @avanhubertgesta3486 3 роки тому +23

      Oh my god this movie is soooo stupid

    • @MeisterSchwabbo
      @MeisterSchwabbo 3 роки тому +42

      @@avanhubertgesta3486 dude, he got everything important from that boat. he couldn't knew that his wife is that stupid to leave his daughter at the boat with only the sleeping dad, while searching for a razor for her husband on that boat where the dad got everything important... but well the dad isn't that smart either

    • @AltClev37
      @AltClev37 3 роки тому +12

      @@Jaypes1 lol yep the folding chair would have literally saved her dumbass 🤦🏻‍♀️ I know they have to have characters that are stupid to be able to make these movies but I mean come on. This is just unacceptable already lol

  • @bananalord83
    @bananalord83 4 роки тому +1762

    For some reason, the wife making stupid decisions while bitten seriously pisses me off...

    • @mikado3413
      @mikado3413 4 роки тому +82

      Honestly they're both infected with stupid virus

    • @gabrielleggettmusic
      @gabrielleggettmusic 4 роки тому +6

      Same here

    • @imsomewhatofalyricguymysel1924
      @imsomewhatofalyricguymysel1924 4 роки тому +80

      Yea honestly she is stupid, but the husband is worse. He is the one that convinced her to not kill herself and put her in the same car with their baby

    • @nugget2486
      @nugget2486 4 роки тому +2

      Wackkery how so?

    • @goreroses
      @goreroses 4 роки тому

      Nugget did you literally not watch the movie

  • @katch2183
    @katch2183 3 роки тому +79

    My gas light was on and I still had 20 miles to the nearest gas station, I slowed my car down to 55mph for the best mileage (like you said in this video) and somehow I made it to the gas station. Thank you

    • @rachelpierce3515
      @rachelpierce3515 3 роки тому +4

      My husband says to turn off ac/heater too but Idk if it really works

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 3 роки тому +3

      @@rachelpierce3515 It does.

  • @robcostanza5500
    @robcostanza5500 3 роки тому +859

    IF your advice leads to my death I'm coming back to take you with me

    • @lavapirana6070
      @lavapirana6070 3 роки тому +54

      Next video: How to beat the vengeful demon in Nerd Explains

    • @gnarly3562
      @gnarly3562 3 роки тому

      Learn Tawheed :)

    • @Rahul-xf8yy
      @Rahul-xf8yy 3 роки тому +4

      @@lavapirana6070 not one but two. I'm with him

    • @MK-kg9lp
      @MK-kg9lp 3 роки тому +4

      @@Rahul-xf8yy three

    • @deadchannel5557
      @deadchannel5557 3 роки тому +2

      @brii Atheists:Am I a joke to you?

  • @ulasonal
    @ulasonal 4 роки тому +3566

    imagine if you needed your EpiPen but took the suicide pen instead-

    • @lukewarmmilk102
      @lukewarmmilk102 4 роки тому +101

      im imagining me getting stung by a bee and doing this cuz im allergic and stupid

    • @1kjj421
      @1kjj421 4 роки тому +54

      6:34

    • @user-nh7cy1vm2i
      @user-nh7cy1vm2i 4 роки тому +42

      When was the last time you used epipen on your forehead?

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 роки тому +57

      @@user-nh7cy1vm2i you wouldn't use it on your forehead. you would use it on your leg because you thought it was an epipen.

    • @elfuego233
      @elfuego233 4 роки тому +19

      It would hurt a lot but not kill bc it goes in your leg

  • @zucchinitrumpisgood1730
    @zucchinitrumpisgood1730 4 роки тому +670

    This movie expects me to believe some slow ass zombies snuck up on a military car in the desert and killed everyone in there without being mowed down

    • @EvilRedDynamo
      @EvilRedDynamo 4 роки тому +94

      Hey man Australia lost to emus

    • @dragonyd3733
      @dragonyd3733 4 роки тому +3

      @@EvilRedDynamo XD

    • @MK-il5vc
      @MK-il5vc 4 роки тому +31

      You forgot that these same zombies lost with more zombies to some brave Tribe without firearms

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 роки тому +46

      @@EvilRedDynamo Are you comparing some pesky zombies to indestructible machines of death?

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 4 роки тому +5

      hey man , its a zombie apocalypse horror movie. World War Z was better than this but was still kind of dumb

  • @sexy_po0p368
    @sexy_po0p368 3 роки тому +120

    When she is hitting her head with the rock, i think its a traditional thing that they believe got rid of memories

    • @lilgorgo
      @lilgorgo 3 роки тому +38

      Thank you, she explained it in the movie but this dikcheez said "that's why you're culture's obsolete". Fk that.

    • @Turbuggy
      @Turbuggy 3 роки тому +36

      @@lilgorgo My eyes WIDENED when he said that. Like... he may not believe in spiritual medicine but damn.

    • @dan_the_swag_man6937
      @dan_the_swag_man6937 3 роки тому +4

      I mean if you hit the right spot maybe

    • @Ayto27
      @Ayto27 3 роки тому +17

      @@Turbuggy in Australia that's like the equivalent of calling a black American a ni**a. Very touchy subject here

    • @lilgorgo
      @lilgorgo 3 роки тому +8

      @Dog Sweat whatever, conquistador 🙄 it's a spiritual practice not medicinal but given your hot imperialist take I care not at all what you think about it

  • @ablackbunny3149
    @ablackbunny3149 4 роки тому +1024

    This could've been avoided if kay had stocked up on dollar shave club razors.

    • @lionelpolo221
      @lionelpolo221 4 роки тому +2

      Or a safety razor. Even a straight Razor

    • @gracee8709
      @gracee8709 4 роки тому

      lmaooo right

    • @teslacannon8015
      @teslacannon8015 4 роки тому +1

      SPONSORED BY DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB! GROOM YOURSELF FOR ONLY A DOLLAR!

  • @mrbubz7875
    @mrbubz7875 4 роки тому +709

    A little fact - the aboriginal girl was not trying to kill herself with a rock, its actually a mourning practice and part of what they call "sorry business"

    • @Mandobird1
      @Mandobird1 4 роки тому +92

      Yep, a lot of his commentary concerning the Aborigines (not "Aboriginals") was ignorant and insensitive.

    • @taffles4203
      @taffles4203 4 роки тому +98

      Not to mention suggesting their culture is obselete. Gross as fuck.

    • @Mandobird1
      @Mandobird1 4 роки тому +37

      @@taffles4203 Yes, that was a real clanger.

    • @taffles4203
      @taffles4203 4 роки тому +65

      @@Mandobird1 I did a double take. Honestly could not believe someone would say that about one of the oldest surviving civilisation on earth with a rich culture. Couldn't be me...

    • @Mandobird1
      @Mandobird1 4 роки тому +45

      @@taffles4203 Also, one of the points of the movie is that new and advanced technology is a two-edged sword, that can easily destroy humanity, so one shouldn't develop a fetish for it. The Aborigines were seen to be coping with collapse far better than European Australians because they could fall back to a simpler level of technology, that's been proven by the test of time (40,000 years).

  • @fishbiscuit8266
    @fishbiscuit8266 4 роки тому +718

    “Before she realizes a horrible discovery”
    *'LET’S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS'*

    • @liuyi9919
      @liuyi9919 4 роки тому +8

      Fish Biscuit lmao that happened to me

    • @Dakota_DBD
      @Dakota_DBD 4 роки тому +6

      Dude same here 😅

    • @jimothy077
      @jimothy077 4 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @gshnoozer2
      @gshnoozer2 4 роки тому +1

      Got the takis ad. lmao

    • @liuyi9919
      @liuyi9919 4 роки тому +1

      G Schnoozer2 luckyyyyyyy. I’d love to have a takis ad

  • @shaykireas
    @shaykireas 10 місяців тому +2

    11:30 the way you keep a professional voice when saying stuff like this absolutely cracks me up

  • @sanntti112
    @sanntti112 4 роки тому +685

    I've learned more from this channel than school...Sensei nerd

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 4 роки тому +24

      You should pay more attention in school.

    • @sanntti112
      @sanntti112 4 роки тому +74

      @@disbeafakename167 my school should pay more attention to me

    • @NerdExplains
      @NerdExplains  4 роки тому +84

      So have I lol.

    • @narhanF1
      @narhanF1 4 роки тому +3

      Me to

    • @MaxKur0
      @MaxKur0 4 роки тому +6

      @@sanntti112 Omg so true. Another gold comment. 🌟

  • @agrikid9655
    @agrikid9655 4 роки тому +1135

    Why the heck everytime A Family is protagonist in a Horror Movie is either they are pregnant,have a child, Or either having Newborn Baby

    • @VTSfilms
      @VTSfilms 4 роки тому +107

      Horror is about dis-empowerment. Making the protagonist feel weak. Best way to do that to a white male is making him care for something that's hard to protect. Like a little baby.

    • @rensmetselaar9
      @rensmetselaar9 4 роки тому +54

      for added anxiety and dumb choices

    • @AlbeenoCookie
      @AlbeenoCookie 4 роки тому +61

      ur meant to care more about a baby/pregnant woman. But tbh, would care more if it was a pregnant dog. Only the darkest films kill dogs, let alone puppies

    • @DrWho1596
      @DrWho1596 4 роки тому +3

      Stress and pressure.

    • @leviathantb4014
      @leviathantb4014 4 роки тому +19

      in media about an apocalyptic event that threatens humanity, children often represent the next generation and the overall survival of the human race

  • @nuglyph9139
    @nuglyph9139 4 роки тому +2590

    She's not trying to "off herself with a rock", its an Aboriginal tradition of mourning . They inflict scars to their head to symbolize pain / grief.

    • @fionaxx8645
      @fionaxx8645 4 роки тому +240

      thank you for sharing that! I was a little confused by that scene but it makes more sense now

    • @millysmith5521
      @millysmith5521 4 роки тому +90

      Yeah I was confused to, i at first thought that she was trying to oof even though she wasn’t infected, thx for clearing it up

    • @chickenspheres7582
      @chickenspheres7582 4 роки тому +1

      stop

    • @Comin4Barbra
      @Comin4Barbra 4 роки тому +2

      🙏🏽

    • @mirandavanrossum1907
      @mirandavanrossum1907 4 роки тому +82

      Mostly Aboriginal women when in mourning or ‘sorry business’ hit there heads with a rock to show how much sorrow they are in from losing a loved one or losing someone from there community. And at 19:40 - 19:45 She talking about when her physical wound heals the wound in her heart from her father dying will heal too.

  • @Chowmder
    @Chowmder 3 роки тому +61

    “And if my advice ever led to your death, well *heh* , nobody will ever know”
    *Well dang*

  • @Drsiegfreid
    @Drsiegfreid 4 роки тому +932

    Sounds like the real answer is just to not be an idiot
    Slow zombies, and classic rule of ditch those who get bit, or use them for one last supply run and then ditch them

    • @bexeydove1441
      @bexeydove1441 4 роки тому +41

      It's harder than youd think when your a human being and it's someone you love

    • @doorman2374
      @doorman2374 4 роки тому +71

      @@bexeydove1441 Got to do what you got to do

    • @nicktaco117
      @nicktaco117 4 роки тому +28

      bexey dove me: *laughs in single*

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 роки тому +14

      @@bexeydove1441 Doesn't Metter if it's a person you love or not if they are screwed and there's absolutely nothing you can do It's time to ditch them and if it's me who is screwed I'm ditching so I don't harm any of them.

    • @rogersmith258
      @rogersmith258 4 роки тому +7

      @@asandax6 Yep. I'd take a sharpened stick and go outside and try to take out as many zombies as possible and at a minimum lead the zombies away from live humans while shouting dont come over here I am zombie and possibly break into buildings to take supplies and move them in to easier to access locations for actual humans to take later.

  • @araccoon7049
    @araccoon7049 4 роки тому +2390

    I feel bad for the zombies. Imagine trying to infect Australia

    • @MaxRefresh
      @MaxRefresh 4 роки тому +219

      All the animals would eat them lol

    • @bubbletea7771
      @bubbletea7771 4 роки тому +56

      And the humans are dumbsr

    • @nelliesilvers1210
      @nelliesilvers1210 4 роки тому +101

      @@bubbletea7771 🙄👏....👏. Unless you're an Aussie, stfu. Only we can call each other dumb👌🏻. We live alongside the deadliest animals in the world..we can't be that braindead

    • @bubbletea7771
      @bubbletea7771 4 роки тому +62

      @@nelliesilvers1210 didn't mean the Australians just the people in the movie in general. As I see the stupid mom isn't even Australian. Get ur facts right

    • @nelliesilvers1210
      @nelliesilvers1210 4 роки тому +18

      @@bubbletea7771 "Get your facts right"😆. I read WHAT you wrote exactly HOW you wrote it. I got my facts from you🤷🏻‍♀️.

  • @alfinamarshall6676
    @alfinamarshall6676 4 роки тому +657

    “The best a man can get is a partner who doesn’t take unnecessary risks in the zombie apocalypse” 🥴

    • @lunaticusdjit
      @lunaticusdjit 4 роки тому +17

      Gilette's new motto is rather specific

    • @nrose168
      @nrose168 3 роки тому +4

      Lol I remember watching a zombie movie with my gf. She got upset when I told her to off me if I get bitten

    • @balqeesbaloch5213
      @balqeesbaloch5213 Рік тому +1

      ​@@nrose168i hope that's an ex now lol

  • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
    @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 роки тому +82

    Point of contention:
    You keep say that lack food but I'm pretty sure that thing with a mirror wasn't an oar, it was a fishing rod.
    Regardless, at 3:56 you clearly see Andy and Kay talking while fishing.
    They have an endless supply of food on that house boat.

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 3 роки тому +1

      Except it's not endless and you can't live of fish alone.

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 3 роки тому +1

      @@projectpitchfork860 Yes you can. I survived dehydration by drinking fish blood alone.

    • @abdurrahmanmohammad4983
      @abdurrahmanmohammad4983 3 роки тому +2

      @@kpsiex mmm excellent food source

    • @lifebeforedeath1788
      @lifebeforedeath1788 2 роки тому +3

      I wonder if it would be safe to eat the fish though, who knows what’s in the water, though I suppose it is flowing/not stagnant water, so idk

    • @mysteriousj3019
      @mysteriousj3019 2 роки тому

      They suck at fishing like they suck at not making shit decisions

  • @enrique9495
    @enrique9495 4 роки тому +440

    “Totaling the truck and his wife”
    Holy shit I busted out laughing.

  • @o0OMaku
    @o0OMaku 4 роки тому +186

    I like how before he fully turned into a zombie, Tumi sprayed the wife's perfume in his face, that was symbolic af, dude went through all that to save his daughter cus of his wife

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 роки тому +13

      yeah his wife was really really dumb

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 роки тому +6

      @@lightlylemony lol He wasn't bright either.

  • @ephemeral_data4336
    @ephemeral_data4336 4 роки тому +207

    "Tribes are shish kebabing and frying zombies in the distance" Is a phrase I never thought I would hear.

  • @awbw9127
    @awbw9127 10 місяців тому +1

    I watch your videos for 10 hours straight 4 days a week while I'm at work. I've rewatched literally every how to beat video. I love them

  • @harryreynolds8209
    @harryreynolds8209 4 роки тому +573

    Fracking virus sounds like a virus where you just swear a lot

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 роки тому +21

      It's Australia after all

    • @OrangeZ1987
      @OrangeZ1987 4 роки тому +12

      Oh god all of Australia is already infected

    • @risk5485
      @risk5485 4 роки тому

      elektron117 bet me to it

    • @TVChanMcfatty
      @TVChanMcfatty 4 роки тому

      What's next the fucking virus?

    • @amrithosein5164
      @amrithosein5164 4 роки тому

      @@TVChanMcfatty lol or sucking virus

  • @v4l3nt1n30
    @v4l3nt1n30 4 роки тому +515

    Let's admit
    It would have went 100% differently if he just told his wife it was dangerous to leave
    They both would have been alive(Probably) and Rosie wouldn't have to live without her parents
    But hey
    At least she got a happy ending

    • @bm952
      @bm952 4 роки тому +26

      You should never ever consider disrupting the toilet zombie

    • @Syncopated_
      @Syncopated_ 4 роки тому +7

      Probably. But they were both stupid as crap, so they probably would have died some how.

    • @connorboyd9986
      @connorboyd9986 4 роки тому +18

      Do you not realize that Rosie is an infected baby but the infection happens after puberty so
      Rosie:I feel weird
      A girl:what is it
      Rosie:*flails around and make gurgle noise*

    • @v4l3nt1n30
      @v4l3nt1n30 3 роки тому

      @@Syncopated_ true

  • @danieladam9390
    @danieladam9390 4 роки тому +526

    Dudes? Australian Military lost a War against Birds. What makes you think that it would ein against Zombies?

    • @giacomomattiacolombo5224
      @giacomomattiacolombo5224 4 роки тому +44

      It's funny because it's actually true story on school books

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 4 роки тому +16

      Really? Australian military lost a war against birds? 😂😂

    • @juanescarcega2513
      @juanescarcega2513 4 роки тому +43

      @@mrj4082 well said birds were very fast.

    • @MariaLopez-uz1io
      @MariaLopez-uz1io 4 роки тому +5

      @@juanescarcega2513 wait what?? Really?? Guns weren’t able to win against beaks??

    • @juanescarcega2513
      @juanescarcega2513 4 роки тому +26

      @@MariaLopez-uz1io well like I said the birds were fast faster than their bullets

  • @autisticnation7140
    @autisticnation7140 9 місяців тому +1

    Well you said to share. You are part of the reason I survived getting hit at 50mph. I put a lot more into the muscle memory from ice skating for this but lifting my legs up to avoid being dragged under the car and pushing myself by 'rolling with the punch' away from the car is likely the reason I never went under the wheels and instead wound up thrown to the side of the car. I still got whiplash bad enough that it cost me my job. But it probably would've been way worse if I wasn't prepared

  • @du9267
    @du9267 4 роки тому +503

    he should've just told her that there was a zombie in the boat. the end.

    • @22skatt88
      @22skatt88 4 роки тому +5

      Ayuwoki lol that game is fun

    • @damondaichikuroo1401
      @damondaichikuroo1401 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @mustard8148
      @mustard8148 4 роки тому +14

      Also dumb how they camp that near the boat too

    • @jondecat885
      @jondecat885 4 роки тому +3

      @elite captain FEARLESS SOLARIS ZEUS ayuwoki horror game, basically youre in michael jackson's house and he cant see you but can hear you

    • @SirRayveltal
      @SirRayveltal 4 роки тому +5

      Considering the wife is that stupid, she'd probably still go inside.

  • @pa1g3yp00h
    @pa1g3yp00h 4 роки тому +950

    “Just say no, they can’t infect you without your consent”
    “No”
    “Understandable, have a great day”

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 4 роки тому +35

      Or infection free zones, the infection will legally not be allowed to be there.

    • @kennycyrillambasan6831
      @kennycyrillambasan6831 4 роки тому +7

      copied ;/

    • @DRMEATER
      @DRMEATER 4 роки тому +1

      @@kennycyrillambasan6831 who cares

    • @gunnarkulak2919
      @gunnarkulak2919 4 роки тому +3

      @@DRMEATER same on kenney

    • @BL3H-
      @BL3H- 4 роки тому +5

      I swear, if those "overused comment" police come to this comment section, I will.......
      .... do nothing.

  • @Laughlikeagoblin
    @Laughlikeagoblin 4 роки тому +217

    Andy's stupid choices-
    1: lying to Kay about the boat being safe, pretty much killing at a very slow and horrific pace.
    2: not offing kay after the first symptom. I can understand why not, but the longer she is around, the higher that chances of getting bit by her or kay munching on rosie like she is a KFC bucket meal.
    3: Not. Having. A. Weapon.
    4: not giving rosie to a sane non-infected survivor when he knows he will turn soon.
    5: not killing Vic after seeing he is a psycho and is using other survivors as live bait.
    6: Not checking Rosie from blood or bites after every encounter with the infected.
    Wow only 6. He did fairly decent but he still messed up royally.

    • @robkitchen5344
      @robkitchen5344 4 роки тому +2

      They banned guns down under
      They have no chance in a zombie apocalypse

    • @morpher728
      @morpher728 4 роки тому +3

      Also completely disregarding sanitation from the virus

    • @PutiNaPato
      @PutiNaPato 4 роки тому +3

      That apocalypse is like easy mode in a zombie apocalypse all you need is a armored vehicle and a machine gun and more guns and a lot of food and a bunker.

    • @shemwell4782
      @shemwell4782 4 роки тому +1

      @@PutiNaPato i doubt all of that would be possible for a normal everyday person or even a millionaire but all u need is common sense

    • @MrBassem95
      @MrBassem95 4 роки тому

      Not getting out of the car when he knew his wife had turned.

  • @Lisa-sn8yz
    @Lisa-sn8yz 2 роки тому +7

    Andy getting infected in the first place could have been SO easily avoided :’)

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 4 роки тому +722

    So basically, just do the complete opposite of what the protagonists did and you'll live.

    • @MeisterSchwabbo
      @MeisterSchwabbo 3 роки тому +35

      The mirror fishing road was smart.
      But the rest off those people wouldn't survive 2 days

    • @n.dynz00
      @n.dynz00 3 роки тому +7

      This section has the most exotic names wtf

    • @ranium6149
      @ranium6149 3 роки тому +2

      Dont breath

    • @evil2862
      @evil2862 3 роки тому +2

      @@ranium6149 well actually yeah, don’t breathe around infected without a mask because if they cough the saliva could get into you and can infect you too since the virus in the movie is spread through bodily fluids

  • @subliminaisdakiwi6763
    @subliminaisdakiwi6763 4 роки тому +131

    Andy: *Taking what he can from the boat*
    Zombie: Hey can you pass me toilet paper

    • @abelrefasa3382
      @abelrefasa3382 4 роки тому

      I was making a joke but I realized this joke is here

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 4 роки тому +671

    I honestly hated this movie, because literally everything that happens is caused by obvious stupidity.
    A depressing movie isn't depressing if a 6 year old can constantly complain about why the characters are dumb.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +20

      @bobwatters It's a frakking shit show.

    • @jillianadams1407
      @jillianadams1407 4 роки тому +15

      Very true.

    • @HorsiMusic
      @HorsiMusic 4 роки тому +17

      the only thing depressing about this movie is the writing

    • @leere5524
      @leere5524 4 роки тому +2

      @@HorsiMusic cause they stole the premise from a short film by the same name and tried to stretch it into hours lol

  • @kammc-
    @kammc- 3 роки тому +4

    9:43
    I was low on gas on the parkway, was afraid of running out of gas and I knew that 55mph was the most efficient because of this video.
    Couple cars ahead of me got into a pretty bad accident and I barely braked in time to avoid joining them in their accident.
    Don't think the accident would've killed me but I'm glad I knew about this fact.

  • @Epdu
    @Epdu 3 роки тому +828

    Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and saying “Don’t worry, I watched Nerd Explains”

    • @facelessenemy3755
      @facelessenemy3755 3 роки тому +48

      You will be on my team immediatly

    • @facelessenemy3755
      @facelessenemy3755 3 роки тому +26

      Wait on second thought, you might cannabilize me o.o

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 3 роки тому +21

      @@facelessenemy3755 Thats why I keep a spare uno reverse card

    • @alwegiesushimi6137
      @alwegiesushimi6137 3 роки тому +11

      I would keep him hostage and tell him to give us ideas

    • @seanwilkinson8696
      @seanwilkinson8696 3 роки тому +3

      I'd rather stay in a Holiday Inn Express.

  • @GnomeWarlords184
    @GnomeWarlords184 4 роки тому +112

    I was not in real danger but still i wanted to tell you this. Me and my dad were on a road trip and were low on gas. My dad drove as fast as legal to make it. But then i remembered this video and we barely made it. I just want to thank you.

  • @vladfifty-two8530
    @vladfifty-two8530 4 роки тому +3575

    This movie seems horrible. But not horrible by nature, just by unbelievably idiotic characters and lazy writers.

    • @cheesey1635
      @cheesey1635 4 роки тому +119

      I’ve seen it I believe it has some flaws but it is an overall decent movie

    • @bebelusica
      @bebelusica 4 роки тому +351

      I think it's a somewhat realistic movie following really dumb, ordinary people. It's literally a what not to do during an apocalypse guide.

    • @gasterholdingacoffeecup4093
      @gasterholdingacoffeecup4093 4 роки тому +32

      So a horrer movie

    • @freetibet2691
      @freetibet2691 4 роки тому +26

      lol even the aborigin people are 10 times smarter than them

    • @wasteofspace6092
      @wasteofspace6092 4 роки тому +1

      Plot

  • @luster5497
    @luster5497 3 роки тому +16

    "How to train your Zombie".
    It's so simple, yet it's ingenious.
    This movie figure out how to use the Zombies. Undead-transportation that never need fuel, slow but free.
    This movie beat the Zombies, they don't need help, they got the zombie apocalypse done right.
    No one in "The Walking Dead" ever thought about Riding a Zombie.
    I mean come-on!!!
    That's so Simple, Yet So Awesome!!!

  • @mrman_7052
    @mrman_7052 4 роки тому +599

    The zombies in this movie are like having a rabid raccoon in your yard but it's slow and dumb. Don't get close to it, but it's no big deal.

    • @5nak3_15
      @5nak3_15 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah kinda

    • @benkenobi6137
      @benkenobi6137 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe don't use slurs

    • @mrman_7052
      @mrman_7052 4 роки тому +16

      @@benkenobi6137 Good idea

    • @ArlanKels
      @ArlanKels 4 роки тому +10

      Actually rabies can linger on the ground for quite a while, making the area dangerous for your pets even if the rabid animal is gone.
      Or even if they're inside, since walking through some rabies saliva and getting it on your shoes is enough to potentially infect your poor innocent pet.

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 4 роки тому +4

      What if it is ten rabid raccoons? One rabid racoon is just an ugly spectacle. But ten rabid raccoons in your yard will be very dangerous because all your ways out will be covered by rabid raccoons so you could starve to death, unless you want to eat rabid raccoon chops. In zombie movies, one zombie is just an ugly spectacle. But when ten are surrounding your home, it is not a good thing at all. It is often very dangerous.

  • @adriensardothien2311
    @adriensardothien2311 3 роки тому +148

    What I love the most is how affectionate the aboriginals were with Rosy. When Tumi brought her to the tribe they all smiled at her almost as if she was their own.

    • @adriansweitzer1599
      @adriansweitzer1599 3 роки тому +2

      You spelt your name wrong

    • @mynameisstolen
      @mynameisstolen 3 роки тому

      @@adriansweitzer1599 adrien is also correct? wdym

    • @tnnt1263
      @tnnt1263 3 роки тому

      @@mynameisstolen he was probably joking, but it came across really weird.

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim 4 роки тому +680

    Slow, brain dead zombies: *Exists*
    Military: *Black dude disappearing meme*

    • @yamama9134
      @yamama9134 4 роки тому +34

      A d i o s

    • @flee2573
      @flee2573 4 роки тому +25

      ✌🏾👨🏾‍🦱

    • @akbarshah1190
      @akbarshah1190 4 роки тому +11

      yeah how are the aboriginal the people with no modern weapons still alive and the military is dead

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +1

      @@akbarshah1190 they hide in the Outback Zombies don't move when they have fallen apart and the last aborinals who lived isolated weren't found until near the 2000s

    • @RJ-x
      @RJ-x 4 роки тому

      XD🌚♣️

  • @IceFire1800
    @IceFire1800 3 роки тому +23

    >driving 55 mph is the best choice
    >is talking about a movie set in australia, a place using metric not imperial
    ah cool ill just whip up a quick conversion while this zombie bites me leg off

    • @SOLARITY333
      @SOLARITY333 3 роки тому

      why tf are you in a car with a zombie?

  • @matthewflores2424
    @matthewflores2424 3 роки тому +331

    did anybody else laugh at the “it had fingers andy!” bc i lost it

  • @yellowpancake7968
    @yellowpancake7968 4 роки тому +90

    This damn guy saved my life once with his advice. Gladly I bit the zombie first before it bit me then she turn into a human again.

  • @huntermorris8308
    @huntermorris8308 4 роки тому +224

    This is great out of context."
    Lady: "It had fingers andy!"
    Andy: "FUCK"

  • @mistertwisterbee
    @mistertwisterbee 3 роки тому +11

    “If my advice leads to your death, no one will ever know”
    - Nerd explains

  • @thekingduckkun2013
    @thekingduckkun2013 4 роки тому +481

    military: Gets overrun
    Random tribe with spears and knifes: perfectly fine

    • @MOUNTAINSURVGRU
      @MOUNTAINSURVGRU 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahhahahahahahhahahhahah yoooooo 😂😂im dead

    • @altair8514
      @altair8514 4 роки тому +35

      Well you see in zombie movies the only people with common sense are the protagonists. But not in this one.

    • @Alldaboss
      @Alldaboss 4 роки тому +27

      Something that always annoyed me especially in the area it is literally impossible to be snuck up on in some areas, I mean make some noise set up your guns and take you time, once they are closer pack up and push up further away

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 роки тому +28

      Tbh australian military was once defeated by birds.

    • @vanjagalovic3621
      @vanjagalovic3621 4 роки тому +15

      @@Koozomec That wasn't the military, it was only 3 guys, they only "lost" because they ran out of bullets and they got rid of most of them through bounties afterwards.
      And yes I know this is probably a joke

  • @an_id10t1
    @an_id10t1 3 роки тому +274

    "IT HAD FINGERS ANDY"
    "𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞!"
    idk why i find that funny

  • @jinx724
    @jinx724 3 роки тому +135

    I've never seen this movie but I am infuriated that he lied to her and even more upset that she went herself. It's the stupidity for me when the apocalypse comes I plan on going no where alone

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 3 роки тому +18

      considering how people act like dumbasses with covid, this movie is at least accurate to human decisions

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 3 роки тому +3

      @@IceFire1800
      Idk COVID is cute and only really kills the weak. This movie virus kills everyone.

  • @MrBrightside11
    @MrBrightside11 3 роки тому +12

    "He doesnt seem her type but well yet again its the apocalypse" 😂😂😂

  • @DanSanChannel
    @DanSanChannel 4 роки тому +468

    "There's no food"
    *Survivalist have entered the room*
    You on a boat and have fishing rod and reels. There's vegetation every where! Good god, people lose their McDonalds and freak out about there being no food lol

    • @NullA1m
      @NullA1m 4 роки тому +12

      Who says eating fish is safe? Or the vegetation? The only safe bet that’s almost is 100% good is canned goods

    • @DanSanChannel
      @DanSanChannel 4 роки тому +18

      @@NullA1m That's like saying drinking or using the water isn't safe. They never did but you can assume so. Plus if hunting and eating the animals is safe then I would think eating fish is too.

    • @z1u512
      @z1u512 4 роки тому +2

      DanSan Channel he didn’t said that eating wild animals is safe, neither did he say the water is safe.

    • @DanSanChannel
      @DanSanChannel 4 роки тому +4

      @@z1u512 I meant in the movie. Yeah, I actually watched that movie and not just the review.

    • @z1u512
      @z1u512 4 роки тому +1

      DanSan Channel then I guess you are just expecting too much from that family.

  • @lucamarchetti7979
    @lucamarchetti7979 4 роки тому +143

    Funny how the "antidote" or easy way out is just a modified desoldering tool. Man I really need to get out more

    • @twouisthedonothing
      @twouisthedonothing 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @techrvl9406
      @techrvl9406 4 роки тому

      I'm sure an actual soldering iron would be more interesting

    • @lucamarchetti7979
      @lucamarchetti7979 4 роки тому +1

      @@techrvl9406 to be honest I would rather jab that thing into my brain rather than a hot soldering iron... but that's just me haha

    • @techrvl9406
      @techrvl9406 4 роки тому

      @@lucamarchetti7979 ...but, what about the AESTHETIC??

    • @lucamarchetti7979
      @lucamarchetti7979 4 роки тому +1

      @@techrvl9406 Damn, you're right!

  • @bananabanana156
    @bananabanana156 4 роки тому +500

    The moral of the story: be honest to your companions, so they don't decide to do stupid crap based on your lies.

    • @princessharu2833
      @princessharu2833 4 роки тому +4

      “Maybe if you told me the truth I wouldn’t do the stupid thing I did >:(“

    • @bleedinghearts4768
      @bleedinghearts4768 4 роки тому +9

      @@princessharu2833
      Yeah but if she knew it was unsafe she wouldn't have went. She thought it was clear but her husband lied

    • @shemwell4782
      @shemwell4782 4 роки тому +6

      moral of the story :in a apocalypse even if someone says its safe be hella conscious of everything muchless a zombie Apocalypse seriously if my husband or wife says oh the trip was easy , i would be skeptical knowing literal death sentence can pop up and wats worse wrap your body to reduce chance of being bitten

    • @turoreal
      @turoreal 4 роки тому +2

      @@princessharu2833 not necessarily, the original poster indicated that they are both at fault

    • @cuwujchristian7380
      @cuwujchristian7380 4 роки тому

      Princess Haru oo

  • @s0rr03_
    @s0rr03_ 3 роки тому +4

    one thing that could have made this so much safer: PROPER AND CLEAR COMMUNICATION, WITH THE MC ACTUALLY TELLING HER IT WAS DANGEROUS AND THAT THERE WAS A ZOMBIE.

  • @mooseandelk1
    @mooseandelk1 4 роки тому +159

    Of all these zombie movies, they start off so dumb some times. Like these 2 have survived the zombie plauge for who knows how long. They know the dangers already, how did they both managed to screw up? The husband not being honest about the boat not being safe, and the wife for taking such an ignorant move.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 роки тому +1

      People are sometimes lucky.

    • @elliotgabriel4580
      @elliotgabriel4580 4 роки тому +8

      They screw up and be idiots because the plot wants them to screw up and be idiots.

    • @yoshmarsh8412
      @yoshmarsh8412 4 роки тому +3

      @@elliotgabriel4580 finally someone said it

    • @mooseandelk1
      @mooseandelk1 4 роки тому +1

      @@elliotgabriel4580 If only someone could make a zombie movie that wasn't predictable.