How to Beat the SHADOW WITCH in "LIGHTS OUT"

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    If you turned the lights off to go to bed, and a shadowy figure appeared, what would you do?
    In this How to Beat video, we’ll follow a haunted family, see if we can make better decisions, and ultimately attempt to beat the Shadow Witch in, Lights Out. If you think you have a better way to beat it, let me know in the comments! If you like these how to beat videos, consider subscribing.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @tamatoa8751
    @tamatoa8751 3 роки тому +5146

    This threat is easily beaten by a disco ball with flashlights pointing at it. Stylish and effective. Only way for Diana to get past is a dance battle

    • @jacklau2558
      @jacklau2558 3 роки тому +164

      That could be done or glow sticks.

    • @kirielvids
      @kirielvids 3 роки тому +390

      @@jacklau2558 So basically just call your college friends and throw a rave every night.

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 3 роки тому +86

      Oh course the guy with a Shiney disco ball shell, coconut crab suggest something so SHINEY.

    • @master_mind422
      @master_mind422 3 роки тому +36

      @@jacklau2558 or just call some school kids and play star wars with them

    • @alexihehe_5350
      @alexihehe_5350 3 роки тому +12

      @@jacklau2558 so it could have been done with a portable sun

  • @AustinFoss00
    @AustinFoss00 4 роки тому +3583

    The dad in the beginning is like the only likeable character imo lol. Sure he didn't believe the employee, but he was actively trying to get help for his wife, comforting his son and almost immediately found out the demon's weakness (which is rare in horror movies). Too bad he didn't have protagonist armor

    • @Rqptor_omega
      @Rqptor_omega 4 роки тому +282

      The demon is smart,she knows that the one with common sense is the most dangerous one to her

    • @Crozzzbonez0
      @Crozzzbonez0 4 роки тому +354

      The boyfriend was pretty smart as well. Without being told anything, he figures out it’s weakness and fully exploits it. He should have died multiple times, but each time his quick thinking narrowly saved his life, i mean who would think about using car headlights in that situation? Or even your phone?

    • @AtaraxiaBOW
      @AtaraxiaBOW 4 роки тому +22

      Ah the good old main character power

    • @markeddragon7231
      @markeddragon7231 4 роки тому +4

      You mean a small piece of cloth?

    • @bloodsportsman1
      @bloodsportsman1 4 роки тому +97

      "Sir there's somebody in the back room."
      "Not now, I'm struggling to maintain my wife's mental health."

  • @Prod_by_7
    @Prod_by_7 4 роки тому +14436

    she's like a minecraft mob. just place some torches and she doesn't spawn. That or get a LED lightlaber.

  • @crkvend
    @crkvend 2 роки тому +638

    It’s almost provoking how they’re being attacked by a ghost they _know_ can only exist in the dark, yet through the whole movie, which mostly takes place during the day, they keep every single window blind and curtain closed.

    • @BrodieBr0
      @BrodieBr0 Рік тому +5

      If I do the pick who does it have to be?

    • @nosh62
      @nosh62 Рік тому +2

      ​@@BrodieBr0 Brian

  • @Matty-yj8fg
    @Matty-yj8fg 4 роки тому +4425

    “Apparently this entity has control over the electricity. that’s not really fair but okay”😂😂😂

    • @charleslanohan9408
      @charleslanohan9408 4 роки тому +30

      k

    • @Nomit00NN
      @Nomit00NN 4 роки тому +147

      battery powered night light will beat that

    • @tironegaming4154
      @tironegaming4154 4 роки тому +136

      Qn oil lamp can defeat it then because it doenst have electricity

    • @r3ady780
      @r3ady780 4 роки тому +10

      As soon as I read this-

    • @Mezha07
      @Mezha07 4 роки тому +81

      Lmao there's like a thousand ways to have light around you if you wear a glow in the dark fusioned jacket and some neon grow in the dark shirt and those glowing shoes when you step on something, and get an old antique oil lamp with and emergency powered lights attached to your backpack with extended battery life the entity could basically just stand near you and can't harm you lmao

  • @thatsomeone3818
    @thatsomeone3818 4 роки тому +7433

    The witch should realize the inside of your body is basically a giant cavity of darkness which she could just claw apart at any time.

    • @MrSephi98
      @MrSephi98 4 роки тому +285

      That would mean she could become them wouldn’t make much sense

    • @his-sa-yots2692
      @his-sa-yots2692 4 роки тому +836

      @@MrSephi98 that's not what they're saying they're she could kill them from the inside

    • @jonathanherrera6005
      @jonathanherrera6005 4 роки тому +698

      @@his-sa-yots2692 I dont think she can manifest inside a space she wouldn't fit. Shes like invisible ink. There in darkness, nonexistent in light

    • @sentane8031
      @sentane8031 4 роки тому +198

      @@jonathanherrera6005 actually you need a certain type of light to see invisible ink I like your name tho wanna be a JoJo?

    • @bernard7057
      @bernard7057 4 роки тому +130

      @@sentane8031 that's one hell of a Segway

  • @JH-dr4xo
    @JH-dr4xo 4 роки тому +2881

    I cannot get enough of this “How to beat” series man. I’ve always enjoyed diving into the extra lore after I’m done watching something, so it’s cool to see things analyzed like this. Would love to see you implement some video game antagonists at some point too!

    • @el6700
      @el6700 4 роки тому +9

      Same!

    • @mars4617
      @mars4617 4 роки тому +4

      On god

    • @williamclougherty3382
      @williamclougherty3382 4 роки тому +5

      bruh shut up, we all know you just wanna see pyramid head.

    • @lucashall8761
      @lucashall8761 4 роки тому +14

      I literally binged the entire playlist all night and I've been here ever since.
      This series is *addictive* .

    • @brunonotthemars7856
      @brunonotthemars7856 4 роки тому +12

      I like to see this videos because I'm a coward, and I'm afraid to see the movie 😅

  • @ryanallen6325
    @ryanallen6325 2 роки тому +1256

    I wanted to hate Brett when he first showed up, but dude is probably the best character in the movie. Can’t be mad at him, he’s a quick thinker and a sharp dresser.

    • @luxcyrus3754
      @luxcyrus3754 2 роки тому +27

      why did you want to hate him in the first place

    • @ryanallen6325
      @ryanallen6325 2 роки тому +195

      @@luxcyrus3754 was expecting him to be the stereotype jerk boyfriend who’s just a mook and doesn’t believe what’s clearly going on. I was pleasantly surprised otherwise

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 Рік тому +18

      @@ryanallen6325 Brett was just doing his best in all honesty

    • @kitsulu8576
      @kitsulu8576 Рік тому +7

      Considering Brett didn't do anything in the movie to be hated/disliked (actually a pretty cool character) the most likely reason this person hated him for being a "s i m p" for the daughter - whom has commitment issues at first - That's usually the case with comments for characters like these.

    • @ryanallen6325
      @ryanallen6325 Рік тому +23

      @@kitsulu8576 nah, I actually liked the daughter too (it’s rare someone believes the kid so quickly). It really is that Brett was set up to be the boyfriend in a horror movie that doesn’t listen/acts like a jerk and they totally didn’t go that way with him.

  • @CoralPolyps
    @CoralPolyps 3 роки тому +4233

    So the main takeaway is, if you hear a noise, just leave and never look into it. Either it's something out of your control or something that is going to kill you

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 роки тому +150

      Or maybe a little bit of both

    • @angelit161
      @angelit161 3 роки тому +25

      @@y.w5385 yeah but Disney movies scare me too 😭😭

    • @smokey4621
      @smokey4621 3 роки тому +9

      Great life advice

    • @peanut9560
      @peanut9560 3 роки тому +29

      -chernobyl surpervisor

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +5

      Behold: Diana Walter I guess.

  • @RMancilla10
    @RMancilla10 4 роки тому +4127

    If Bane was part of this move:
    Bane: “You think darkness is your ally?”

    • @sommerrachelle8369
      @sommerrachelle8369 4 роки тому +74

      YES

    • @imaginewagons3777
      @imaginewagons3777 4 роки тому +307

      *continues to break the back of the shadow witch*

    • @digi_edits
      @digi_edits 4 роки тому +314

      1. He sees equal if not better than her in pitch black.
      2. Hand to hand combat ability
      3. Raw Strength
      4. Venom supply.
      Yep, you bet your ass my money is on Bane.

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 4 роки тому +13

      Hahah

    • @onii-chan1738
      @onii-chan1738 4 роки тому +31

      is this some batman reference that im to marvel to understand

  • @Lilgreenboy46
    @Lilgreenboy46 3 роки тому +1727

    I'm surprised that the kid didn't have light up Sketchers

  • @madspet9106
    @madspet9106 2 роки тому +315

    It'd be nice to have more horror movies where the characters avoid all the common stupid mistakes (like going to investigate creepy sights/noises). Shit can still be scary even if the characters aren't dummer than a sack of rocks

    • @jessfaulkner9494
      @jessfaulkner9494 2 роки тому +46

      Literally, like if there was a noise and they didnt follow it thinking it was the creature so they went the opposite way and got jumoscared killed and it turned out the noise was a friend hiding trying to lure them away from the creature, not the creature trying to lure him away from the friends. Boom, thought of that twist in 30 seconds so why tf can non of these film producers mix stuff up for a chnage

    • @DrippXMoose
      @DrippXMoose Рік тому +35

      I think the movie would be scarier if the characters did everything right and still got killed in the end

    • @captaincozmo8529
      @captaincozmo8529 Рік тому +7

      It'd be really scary if they did everything right, and still got horrifically mutilated

    • @pennyproud1621
      @pennyproud1621 Рік тому +1

      Right

    • @underkiller6875
      @underkiller6875 Рік тому +8

      @@jessfaulkner9494 I didnt think of that and you gave me shivers please dont make a movie like that

  • @Currentlyprocrastinating37
    @Currentlyprocrastinating37 3 роки тому +5961

    This is why everyone should invest in a pair of light- up sneakers.

    • @tuxedosteve9556
      @tuxedosteve9556 3 роки тому +146

      The thing is you would have to repeatedly jump up and down to activate them

    • @Currentlyprocrastinating37
      @Currentlyprocrastinating37 3 роки тому +116

      @@tuxedosteve9556 bring a couple of flashlights or light sabers, but they’re good if you’re just walking around, the only problem being they don’t have pairs for people over 10.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 3 роки тому +115

      @@tuxedosteve9556 When in doubt, river dance.

    • @sia7162
      @sia7162 3 роки тому +30

      @@PongoXBongo LMFAO BYEEEE 😭😭

    • @funhow123
      @funhow123 3 роки тому +67

      Combined with drip there’s no way you can be killed

  • @ashleym9674
    @ashleym9674 4 роки тому +2883

    I don't understand, just seems like Diana was just trying to save you money on your electricity bill.

    • @ex_lite4389
      @ex_lite4389 4 роки тому +79

      Guess she hates batteries LOL

    • @Hubbles_.
      @Hubbles_. 4 роки тому +81

      Diana :- You can't kill me
      Me :- Ik I can't...
      But this can ( 1 full packet of batteries for a Neon blue light saber )

    • @monkexgamer6202
      @monkexgamer6202 4 роки тому +3

      I'm your 200 like

    • @Jovanovic915
      @Jovanovic915 4 роки тому +3

      And the medical bills

    • @TheAnnihilationxv
      @TheAnnihilationxv 4 роки тому +2

      And activating your life insurance too

  • @kayle269
    @kayle269 3 роки тому +551

    No one's talking about how Brett was the actual hero here and he didn't even know what was going on more than half the time, is one of the few pretty chill genuinely nice dudes to survive in any horror film, and was willing to still go through this madness he knew nothing about just for his girl and kid brother. Oh and as explained was the only smart one who had the idea of using the moon light and his phone AND carlights even thought he knew very little about the threat. His gf and her mom were the idiots not to understand this stuff despite knowing about it who knows how long.

    • @ebertgameandstuff
      @ebertgameandstuff 3 роки тому +11

      @@npcimknot958 well my dude the only movie i know where people make practical decisions is the The Thing but there might be other there

    • @helloenemy
      @helloenemy 3 роки тому +11

      @@ebertgameandstuff You're Next and Hush have some pretty rational main characters but those movies are more thriller like than straight horror.

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 3 роки тому +2

      O cara é pica

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 3 роки тому +4

      5:57 I skipped ahead 10s to avoid it........fck I’m too curious not to go back and get jumpscared..........
      Solution: Play Sven’s with obvious jump scares at 0.25x Speed,your welcome

    • @christianalanmoen948
      @christianalanmoen948 3 роки тому +2

      now that I think about it, Nerd Explains complains about Brett calling the cops but like, he didn't have one single information about Diana besides the basics, how was he supposed to know that there was a way to harm her? Going to a store and buying flashlights, depending on their location (Which seemed to be pretty far from the rest, given the house on the hill look) could take several minutes Brett did not know if they had or not.

  • @Lostamongthesheep
    @Lostamongthesheep 2 роки тому +56

    my understanding from this movie is that Diana doesn't to kill them, she wants them to leave, that why she left the daughter alone after she moved out, and why she killed the husband when he tried to get the mother to get help, and why she keeps appearing to the son. she resorts to killing if you don't leave her and the mother alone. the reason she goes after them at the apartment is that they were in the house near the mother, she wanted to make sure they didn't come back. this actually did a good job of answering a lot of questions, like the reason the files on Dianna are in the house, the dad was looking into her because his wife kept talking about/to her and the room they were in is his office.

  • @colbyjackson6500
    @colbyjackson6500 3 роки тому +3450

    Honestly Brett is like the ultimate boyfriend. He stays with Rebecca even after being attacked by her moms Psycho witch friend.

    • @abugonapugonamugonarug1653
      @abugonapugonamugonarug1653 3 роки тому +140

      The dads were the same way...but they got killed...

    • @ayberkkurucay7760
      @ayberkkurucay7760 3 роки тому +47

      ​@@abugonapugonamugonarug1653 Theres... a lot of things that the husbands didnt know but Brett knew, i cant explain all of them because theres A LOT

    • @mrmeme9991
      @mrmeme9991 3 роки тому +15

      The dad, Died 10 minutes in!

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 3 роки тому +26

      total husbando material

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 3 роки тому +8

      @Darkcreeper 2008 you better believe it

  • @williamafton7967
    @williamafton7967 4 роки тому +393

    1:25 I love how she just stands there flicking the lights on and off instead of leaving the light on and running away,it's clearly not a mannequin

    • @crusaderamongus
      @crusaderamongus 4 роки тому +34

      Would have runned so fast

    • @otisl.1422
      @otisl.1422 4 роки тому +64

      *turns light off, sees figure*
      "Wtf was that?!"
      *Turns light on, figure vanishes*
      "Fuck it. He can write me up for leaving the light on."

    • @Jegbmf
      @Jegbmf 4 роки тому +15

      See idk. I could definitely see myself being like. What the fuck? Wha-...what is that? And continually doing that to figure out what it is. On the other hand, I can also see myself running away immediately

    • @loveislove2359
      @loveislove2359 4 роки тому +9

      Doing it twice is understandable, but not keep doing it like you actually want to see it.

    • @shemwell4782
      @shemwell4782 4 роки тому +2

      @@loveislove2359 unless u have a thing for shadow witches ''wait shadow condoms''

  • @Otto505
    @Otto505 3 роки тому +1905

    “This would all be avoided if Martin had some fresh ass light up kicks”

    • @WontTearMeDown
      @WontTearMeDown 3 роки тому +57

      Bro this had me rolling 😭😭😭

    • @Thychxsen
      @Thychxsen 3 роки тому +40

      he shouldve got them new sketcher light ups lol

    • @STARSS..
      @STARSS.. 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

    • @hans5641
      @hans5641 3 роки тому +2

      Its 569 i don’t want to like it

    • @hans5641
      @hans5641 3 роки тому +1

      5 *69*

  • @aliasfakename3159
    @aliasfakename3159 Рік тому +48

    In the past 2 years, Nerd Explains has definitely become more comfortable in his content making, roasting the victims and even giving pointers to the villains with a nice dose of sarcasm.

  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  4 роки тому +2398

    Working on Dawn of the Dead, there is a lot to cover...

    • @VibeEnjoyer
      @VibeEnjoyer 4 роки тому +17

      Nice can't wait

    • @ProLumbo
      @ProLumbo 4 роки тому +5

      Dang yes

    • @nopenope261
      @nopenope261 4 роки тому +9

      Love the content stay grinding

    • @NannerPudding
      @NannerPudding 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Mr. Nerd, I love your videos! I just wanna say keep it up!

    • @dmqn3135
      @dmqn3135 4 роки тому

      Nice.

  • @Beeetlejjug
    @Beeetlejjug 4 роки тому +11173

    All I'm saying is that if ur seductive enough, no monster is a threat.

    • @bluefoxthecutest2628
      @bluefoxthecutest2628 4 роки тому +1467

      *Demon Daddy*

    • @vlr4631
      @vlr4631 4 роки тому +301

      @SamuDamu ikr, and if it can't hurt you, there is no reason to be scared

    • @bluefoxthecutest2628
      @bluefoxthecutest2628 4 роки тому +569

      @@vlr4631 The fear comes when your brain says "What if"

    • @jakehotchkiss6093
      @jakehotchkiss6093 4 роки тому +287

      Ah yes, the DND bard strategy

    • @freezo7299
      @freezo7299 4 роки тому +91

      Welp i guess im good then, i always thought of going down on the girly ghosts for my last meal XD

  • @zachs_way2749
    @zachs_way2749 3 роки тому +1938

    "If a shadowy figure appeared before you, what would you do?"
    I don't know, probably cry.

  • @matthewfreilich3719
    @matthewfreilich3719 Рік тому +130

    It seems as if the best way to survive is something akin to Barry Wheeler's "Flaming Eye of Mordor" in the Alan Wake video games. He used a portable battery while wrapping himself in Christmas lights and wore a utility headlamp in order to deal with the shadowy force possessing everything. He's probably one of the best video game sidekicks in existence.

    • @maerhodes8552
      @maerhodes8552 3 місяці тому

      WE STAN BARRY HERE I LOVE THAT LITTLE DUDE, also shoutout to you for the Alan Wake accuracy and reference, this movie could take a lot of pointers from either game.
      Hell, Mr. Scratch is still terrifying af to me and he’s just shadows at the end of the day, what they did with him in the second game was so cool.

    • @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk
      @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk 3 місяці тому

      counter point, those blue studs in lego games that show you where you need to go. they basically handel all your navigation so you never run into danger

  • @Fwufikins
    @Fwufikins 4 роки тому +792

    Gotta love how Diana can just about instantly kill a grown man and shred his leg after only passing through a flickering shadow between lights at a full sprint... but the kid stuck under a bed with the college girl tugging on him didn't result in a wishbone situation.

    • @Man-lw5ik
      @Man-lw5ik 4 роки тому +57

      That’s how horror movies works

    • @brendankerr3571
      @brendankerr3571 4 роки тому +6

      What is a wishbone situation?

    • @adverterb
      @adverterb 4 роки тому +48

      @@brendankerr3571 lil boy gets torn in two

    • @elguty4045
      @elguty4045 4 роки тому +16

      yeah I was thinking that too, on a less forgiving movie they would be dead.

    • @purrfectcatra1630
      @purrfectcatra1630 4 роки тому +4

      Idk, it seems to be a matter of strength. Of sat in between the lights and clawed him while running its a way different situation then pulling

  • @caitlinmontgomery917
    @caitlinmontgomery917 4 роки тому +848

    So, to summarise, you need;
    - an external generator for the electricity in case Diana trips it
    - light up kicks
    - survival candles
    - flashlights & the kind you wear on your head for cavediving
    - UV black lights
    - oil lamps (can't blow those out)
    - to group up in one room

    • @GodlordBazi
      @GodlordBazi 4 роки тому +64

      I'd say grouping up is the most important thing you can possibly do in any horror scenario. Grouping up is the sole reason why we got that far as a species in the first place. It is tied to our DNA to a degree where most people get mentally and physically sick if they're lacking social contact for too long. In the case of horror movies, they usually get torn apart instead.
      .
      The second thing obviously nobody thought of in this movie are mirrors. Hell, my bedroom has a completely mirrored wall and it takes nothing more than a thin neon tube to light up the whole room even under the bed. It's just a bad thing if Mrs. Shadowwitch over here calls in her demon friend from the movie Mirrors. Then you're fucked big time.

    • @allbeastgaming1937
      @allbeastgaming1937 4 роки тому +8

      There is one thing that is guaranteed to work chemical reactions there is no way that Diana can access any chemicals to put out a chemical reaction that made light

    • @deshaunfarr-daly2600
      @deshaunfarr-daly2600 4 роки тому +1

      @@GodlordBazi wrong we split up as a species because when the pangaea brock we were left alone
      And second yes

    • @keycrafter7471
      @keycrafter7471 4 роки тому +1

      go outside as well, she cant surprise attack you outside when u can see her coming

    • @letmedream84
      @letmedream84 4 роки тому +1

      You forgot armor light

  • @lufsolitaire5351
    @lufsolitaire5351 3 роки тому +2035

    Lol, Brett with no prep time or info reacted better than the two of them combined, underrated.

    • @mihan2d
      @mihan2d 3 роки тому +154

      Basically people as portrayed by horror movie writers vs an actual person

    • @palerider5716
      @palerider5716 3 роки тому +60

      @@mihan2d idk about that. I know people who’s first instinct in a dangerous situation is to scream the name of someone they are/may be looking for with zero forethought or hesitation

    • @Xxsnipedawg72xX
      @Xxsnipedawg72xX 3 роки тому +32

      I trained my grip strength so my lovers can't escape via perambulatory locomotion

    • @husbisjjsjsjssh
      @husbisjjsjsjssh 3 роки тому +3

      Oh yeah? U wanna talk how flashlights aren't bright? If you actually believe it- watch this-:

    • @lufsolitaire5351
      @lufsolitaire5351 3 роки тому +8

      @@husbisjjsjsjssh Non-sequitur comment passing through....

  • @MrHocotateFreight
    @MrHocotateFreight 2 роки тому +136

    The concept with demons like this is often that your lack of control gives the demon power. There is more than likely an extra hidden mechanic the shadow demon doesn't want you to know about, like saying her name 3 times disables her for a day or something.
    Realistically, if you got shadow powers, you'd assume there's a catch too right?

  • @keycrafter7471
    @keycrafter7471 4 роки тому +11786

    How to beat the shadow witch:
    1) She's a female
    2) Get me close to her
    3) She disappears forever.....
    4) Success

  • @bosscroc5526
    @bosscroc5526 4 роки тому +726

    The amount of times I've looked around my room whilst half asleep, seeing a shadowy figure. I just go back to sleep. I wouldn't even realise I'm in a horror situation.

    • @georgiana1147
      @georgiana1147 4 роки тому +77

      LMAO SAME screw that shadow,i need to catch 8 hours of sleep

    • @galemisoki6320
      @galemisoki6320 4 роки тому +66

      Funny, but insanely i always say "jump me then bitch" nothing happens then i go to sleep or turn on the lights (videogaming) 😂

    • @Ascender_Grey9
      @Ascender_Grey9 4 роки тому +49

      @@galemisoki6320 The day that goes wrong where you say "jump me bitch" and proceed to get attacked by a person who looks like a skeleton but throws you across the room

    • @galemisoki6320
      @galemisoki6320 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ascender_Grey9 as a witch, im waiting on it 😜

    • @jup9618
      @jup9618 4 роки тому +3

      same tho, but instead of half asleep is half awake, while going to sleep at 3 am to wake up at 6, ez dubs

  • @The_Nailsmith
    @The_Nailsmith 4 роки тому +3154

    If a shadowy figure appeared, what would you do?
    [me] “I’d realize I need to sleep, I’m hallucinating again”

    • @BlitzerXYZ
      @BlitzerXYZ 4 роки тому +89

      Hopefully you wake up 🙂

    • @Dinobot-k2x
      @Dinobot-k2x 4 роки тому +24

      You so smart

    • @Bromastiff
      @Bromastiff 4 роки тому +17

      Cocain is a hell of a drug

    • @MrTroll-tg4pc
      @MrTroll-tg4pc 4 роки тому +5

      I would open all the lights and never close them.
      What ? Electricity ? Meh, people always die when they go in electrical room so ill just pass it to another one.

    • @pugh3896
      @pugh3896 4 роки тому +8

      When I don't sleep I hallucinate, I hallucinated that a frog jumped on me scariest crap I've ever thought of

  • @Artan9000
    @Artan9000 2 роки тому +35

    I like the survival candle idea I wasn’t aware that type existed. My go to answer would be UV glow sticks and flashlights, and a lot of them. Whenever someone or something can short out electrical light always go for chemical lights. I would google search all the different kind of chemical lights and buy them asap, and even arrange mirrors around my house as backups so that no corner would be unlit and without contingency.

    • @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk
      @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk 3 місяці тому

      these movies would be a lot safer if mr. explained was in them coaching the rest of the cast on what to do only to die through no fault of his own and leaving them with the tips and advice

  • @YourBoyTrue
    @YourBoyTrue 3 роки тому +3195

    Bret just knew to turn his phone on at full brightness. If there's one thing that would work against Diana, It's a phone at max brightness in a completely dark room. That shit is like a tactical flashbang.
    Edit: YES, I realize the discord bright theme is better. But leave that shit alone. We do _not_ talk about the discord light theme. That shit is for sadists, masochists, and the blind.

    • @finncaiola3660
      @finncaiola3660 3 роки тому +54

      Lmao facts

    • @theyhateargent
      @theyhateargent 3 роки тому +12

      LOL 😂

    • @YourBoyTrue
      @YourBoyTrue 3 роки тому +56

      @elmo the fire god Oh... Shit, you're right. But what type are we talking, here? Does it have a switch to snuff out the flame? I thought Diana's Modus Operandi was to turn things off, not break them permanently.

    • @koifeather8258
      @koifeather8258 3 роки тому +33

      Would run out of charge after a while, and since the entity can control the electricity apparently, you wouldn’t be able to charge it. I would get all the things that can produce at least a little bit of light and surround myself with them and hide in the corner to wait for it to become day. I would then open all the windows and let the most light in I can. Then I would buy about twenty powerful flashlights that use batteries and get a LOT of batteries. Then when it got dark enough for the entity to spawn, I would turn on half or a quarter, depending on how bright they get, and surround myself with them, switching them out every now and again when they start to run out of batteries and replacing the batteries in them. Even if it costs thousands of dollars, survival is better than money

    • @YourBoyTrue
      @YourBoyTrue 3 роки тому +13

      @@koifeather8258 I recommend a flashlight of 10000 lumens, _at least._

  • @Aarclannius2021
    @Aarclannius2021 4 роки тому +853

    "This kid was acting all tough about facing fears, then when the lights get turned off he starts crying like a bi***". I laughed so hard the way you said that.

    • @truecraftingking1089
      @truecraftingking1089 4 роки тому +11

      Lmao as soon as I read this comment this part of the video happened it made it even more funny

    • @golfwangloser8334
      @golfwangloser8334 4 роки тому +11

      I would do the same if I had a psycho shadow lady on my ass

    • @THISfookindude
      @THISfookindude 4 роки тому +2

      He did cry like a B**** though...

    • @THISfookindude
      @THISfookindude 4 роки тому +3

      @@golfwangloser8334 you're right

  • @jakealvarez756
    @jakealvarez756 3 роки тому +1918

    A theory of mine: she isn't actually a ghost. Whatever they did to her during that experiment didn't kill her, it changed the matter that composes her physical form.

    • @nillythelich688
      @nillythelich688 3 роки тому +153

      yes that would be interesting. not only that maybe they were finding a way to be immortal and they did it by first off changing her physical form and by implanting a different person a memory of her. if u dont undersatand...u dont have to im just typing shit

    • @MasterNabber
      @MasterNabber 3 роки тому +83

      Nah that would be interesting but dumb at the same time, because she's called the "shadow witch" if they are using morden technology to make her that way then she can't be called a witch.
      The movie is much better as it is because dark magic is what witches use and that ties in with the whole paranormal tone of the film.

    • @user-jf9nu7gx4s
      @user-jf9nu7gx4s 3 роки тому +5

      So I wonder if she would die of old age.

    • @CS_GOD64
      @CS_GOD64 3 роки тому +40

      I thought the movie made it clear that what happened to her was an experiment or something.
      Last time I watched the movie was a couple of years ago

    • @I.am.Sarah.
      @I.am.Sarah. 3 роки тому +11

      Nice theory but then why would she disappear when Sophie kills herself?

  • @BossStar1995
    @BossStar1995 2 роки тому +37

    I love the effect of the actor for the Shadow Witch disappearing in the light and reappearing in the dark a lot. It's so simple, yet so good.

  • @Beyondape
    @Beyondape 3 роки тому +1260

    Someone: *Shines a light*
    Diana: "And i took that personally"

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +8

      Yes yes, Diana is going to beat the kids for turning on flashlights

    • @danielmonge8883
      @danielmonge8883 3 роки тому +21

      I’m hiding in the comments and this comment made me happy

    • @Beyondape
      @Beyondape 3 роки тому +5

      @@danielmonge8883 :)

    • @muma6962
      @muma6962 3 роки тому +2

      And I took that person’s life

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 4 роки тому +3345

    “If a shadowy figure appears, what would you do?”
    Flip it off and go to sleep, like I do every once in awhile.

    • @larrylobster9174
      @larrylobster9174 4 роки тому +103

      So are you trying to get killed

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 роки тому +453

      larry lobster
      Haven’t died from the chair demon yet, so it seems to work

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 4 роки тому +326

      @@saintpoli6800 it's all fun and games until the sleep paralysis wakes the chair demon up

    • @jonnyf5ve551
      @jonnyf5ve551 4 роки тому +46

      Eesh I'll take my plain jane nightmares over sleep paralysis any day

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 4 роки тому +78

      I started giving mine pizza crusts
      We are friends now

  • @ryanpearl9250
    @ryanpearl9250 4 роки тому +4786

    I can’t believe the boyfriend actually survived this movie, writers almost always kill off the dumb boyfriend.

    • @trainercim6973
      @trainercim6973 4 роки тому +401

      Girl:*has a below average boyfriend*
      Writers: kill the boyfriend

    • @zhejinanimde3095
      @zhejinanimde3095 4 роки тому +363

      I'm at minute 23:16 and so far he didn't seemed stupid. It's insanely stupid no one wants to tell him anything though.

    • @Kurama420
      @Kurama420 4 роки тому +176

      There is an easy way to beat this. First, contact the Speedwagon Foundation for help and get a stand arrow. Then use the arrow to get a stand and get the Jojo group as back up and say it was DIO. Problem solve
      For real why don't they use glowsticks or flashbangs in the movie

    • @meep1433
      @meep1433 4 роки тому +11

      @@Kurama420 you are big brain

    • @bburza6147
      @bburza6147 4 роки тому +53

      @@Kurama420
      Stand user: Sophie
      Stand: b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶s̶a̶b̶b̶a̶t̶h̶ Diana

  • @cvernon5256
    @cvernon5256 2 роки тому +47

    I wouldn't say that Martin was being a smart alek when he said his sister Rebecca had left. He was scared and pointing something out. But you are right, that would freak you out further. But, hey, Bret had all rights to take off. He helped out every step of the way without being informed and then nearly gets got by a teleporting shadow demon.

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris 2 роки тому +15

      I wouldn't have blamed the guy if he never came back. He was barely kept in the loop, put in danger, and nearly killed. Actually trying to come back with reinforcements is pretty darn respectable.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Рік тому +2

      For real life

  • @sinrj9028
    @sinrj9028 3 роки тому +2761

    the monsters spawn at light level 7 or less. And the reason the kid can't sleep is he can't sleep when monsters are nearby.

    • @AdriiSuizo
      @AdriiSuizo 3 роки тому +56

      Underrated coment

    • @CondencedART
      @CondencedART 3 роки тому +11

      Lmfao

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +71

      If we’re going to use Minecraft logic does that mean that he needs to confront the evil Diane with a wooden sword?

    • @hyurinnagata1616
      @hyurinnagata1616 3 роки тому +18

      @@JohnDeere1025r Y E S

    • @Chobo077
      @Chobo077 3 роки тому +37

      @@hyurinnagata1616 axe does more damage

  • @UncleDaniel
    @UncleDaniel 4 роки тому +7531

    To survive horror movies you just need to be poor. Every person who´s haunted has a big house. Demons and ghosts have expensive tastes

    • @JOwaky
      @JOwaky 4 роки тому +721

      Damn no wonder why there is no ghost in my house...

    • @alvin4100
      @alvin4100 4 роки тому +458

      Then in that case homeless people are the safest

    • @exile1523
      @exile1523 4 роки тому +525

      @@alvin4100 except in the purge

    • @roquilflame4603
      @roquilflame4603 4 роки тому +284

      @@exile1523 or the quite place or bird box

    • @Melancholic_Choir
      @Melancholic_Choir 4 роки тому +126

      @@roquilflame4603 this isn’t helping

  • @deliriouszora
    @deliriouszora 3 роки тому +1192

    Dianna: "stay away-"
    Me: "yo bet, open this door and I'm out, I'll leave the state, hell I'll go out of country."

    • @Ily.kenyan
      @Ily.kenyan 3 роки тому +39

      Right

    • @crxtdabest6996
      @crxtdabest6996 3 роки тому +27

      thats what me and my friend jj and me would do

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 3 роки тому +26

      @@crxtdabest6996 there's two you's?

    • @Little_Compy
      @Little_Compy 3 роки тому +10

      @@SA80TAGE nah it’s somebody named “me”

    • @crxtdabest6996
      @crxtdabest6996 3 роки тому +1

      @@SA80TAGE no? wdym

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees 2 роки тому +391

    The most unrealistic part of this movie is that CPS was called…and FOLLOWED THROUGH with a report on a neglected/abused child.
    Kids out there underweight, begging and stealing food, bruises all over them and CPS is like, “looks all good to me.”
    🤬

    • @tammiepage6489
      @tammiepage6489 2 роки тому

      CPs takes kids that are not being abused all the time if you do your research and yes there are some cases of them taking kids that are being abused and then they’re putting another situation where they get worse abuse so yeah they’re a joke because even if they do take it out of abusive situation they put them in a worse or situation or they take it away that’s not even being abused at all that happens to him over there is a case where they took a child away from their parents just because their parents smoked weed with a child has been taken care of she had everything that she could want to live too far to live better share nice clothes you know her jetways you know food on the table in our stuff and they never smoked weed in front of her so they took the child away just for them smoking weed they put her with another family that were on drugs hard drugs the mother was anyway the foster parent mother was she end up killing the child she was only three years old she was killing her child and that’s really sad because they took a child away that wasn’t being abused I was being taken care of the only thing her parents did was smoking weed but they were taking care of the child to then they just gave it to another family win the actually thought you were told that the mother was on drugs that foster mother that she was on harder drugs they told them that they still gave that out to them and then I told him dead so yeah they don’t care about the children

    • @gabuscus9108
      @gabuscus9108 Рік тому +4

      @@tammiepage6489holy run on sentence

    • @Blaze-zm7zt
      @Blaze-zm7zt Рік тому +4

      @@gabuscus9108 batman!

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Рік тому +1

      Seriously, we need to set CPS on fire and make an organization that actually gives a crap.

  • @a_channel2545
    @a_channel2545 4 роки тому +306

    In all fairness to the boyfriend, I’d call the cops too if I were him. He’s had little actual experience with Diana, and other than his little experience, all he has to go on are stories. Home boy actually made decisions that were mostly logical, all things considered.

    • @RiasatSalminSami
      @RiasatSalminSami 4 роки тому +54

      He survived too and didn't ditch them. He really is the mvp of this movie

    • @michaelnewbold214
      @michaelnewbold214 4 роки тому +39

      I mean compared to other characters with similar roles in other movies, the boyfriend is a total chad at dealing with ghost, and still behaves like a normal human by getting the f out without getting yourself killed and then calling others for help. THIS IS THE FRIEND YOU NEED FOR YOUR SLEEPOVER

    • @DF.A.B.L.E.
      @DF.A.B.L.E. 4 роки тому +6

      The video maker literally said to call the cops then mins later condemns the boyfriend for doing so lack of consistency

    • @DF.A.B.L.E.
      @DF.A.B.L.E. 4 роки тому +4

      Bf is actual husband material with how he handled the situation btw

    • @michaelnewbold214
      @michaelnewbold214 4 роки тому +11

      @@DF.A.B.L.E. I guess he's just so shocked that someone in a horror movie actually has a fucking brain. I mean, how many times have you seen people in horror movies die or get demobilized because they choose not to bring a flashlight; they go check out places with literal warning signs and blood on em telling them not to; people that start running when everyone else stands still and tells them not to move; characters that sniff/lick/smell/hold unknown substances or creatures next to their face without ppe; people that lose the ability to run when something is chasing you(and let's be honest, in 90% of horrors you can comfortably outrun the threat or get to safety); why is it that no one ever brings any weapons or tools to protect themselves in horrors? This movie is an exception, besides some scenes with the kid and the girl trying to sleep alone, I think this movie should be used as a guideline to survive horrors. The Boyfriend deserves the Medal of Honor, and here gets bashed for behaving too good. This is definitely a good critique of the movie, but no, the BOYFRIEND DID NOTHING WRONG

  • @perpetualconfusion5885
    @perpetualconfusion5885 3 роки тому +403

    This movie lowkey scared the piss out of me. started carrying a maglite with me

    • @boardst8086
      @boardst8086 3 роки тому +13

      Same. I thought about watching it again, but I just can’t 😂

    • @sarakwalla2541
      @sarakwalla2541 3 роки тому +1

      HAHAHA

  • @joshuagraham4769
    @joshuagraham4769 3 роки тому +1558

    The kid: "face your fears mum"
    The mother: "alright son let's do it together"

    • @LONELYòvó
      @LONELYòvó 3 роки тому +172

      The kid: “aight I’m out”

    • @bench8eight
      @bench8eight 3 роки тому +23

      @@LONELYòvó
      "Alright Im Out"

    • @LONELYòvó
      @LONELYòvó 3 роки тому +15

      @@bench8eight ._.

    • @finleycat
      @finleycat 3 роки тому +15

      @@bench8eight aight is a word ._.

    • @LONELYòvó
      @LONELYòvó 3 роки тому +7

      @@bench8eight its literally a word ._.

  • @Gray_Man117
    @Gray_Man117 2 роки тому +35

    Fun fact
    The world’s most powerful flash light could lit up an entire room
    Though expensive, worth it

  • @Beckwourth
    @Beckwourth 4 роки тому +1190

    "Suprisingly instead of healing her it turned her into a nuke shadow"
    Bro 👏🏾😂

  • @Charley-ju6yg
    @Charley-ju6yg 3 роки тому +1329

    Favorite part of this movie was the guns. Most movies would have just said it doesn’t work without any logic or explanation, but here it was actually logical because the flash would make her disappear before the bullets can reach her, then appear again. It actually make her even more dangerous, because she can teleport in the time she disappears, instead of having to run while having a physical form

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 роки тому +88

      Hmmmm....now that u mention it that is pretty logical..

    • @Jarod-te2bi
      @Jarod-te2bi 3 роки тому +23

      Use bow or crossbow

    • @awhatst88
      @awhatst88 3 роки тому +42

      @@Jarod-te2bi Wouldn't quite change much, since she could just disappear before the arrows hit her.

    • @reneeknights3896
      @reneeknights3896 3 роки тому +13

      the easiest way to kill the witch with a gun put a silencer on the gun

    • @originalname.mp47
      @originalname.mp47 3 роки тому +12

      @@reneeknights3896 or a flash hider

  • @thatvaultgirl1018
    @thatvaultgirl1018 Рік тому +5

    My English teacher showed us this short one day in class one day NINE years ago and I still can't go down a dark hallway or turn off my own light. Thanks Mr. J 👍

  • @Verzalux
    @Verzalux 4 роки тому +8272

    Me : *turn on the lights*
    Witch : *turn off the lights*
    Me : *set myself on fire*
    Witch : *[visible confusion]*

  • @adrianarce6847
    @adrianarce6847 3 роки тому +820

    Doctor: UV rays harm her, so she can't go outside in the day or in full moon
    Also doctor: Haha UV lights go brrrr

    • @shauxuhrwilsongrim
      @shauxuhrwilsongrim 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah WTH was up with that? Seems more like the doctors didn't like her and actually wanted her to die, but claimed it to be an "experiment to cure her" in case anyone asked.

    • @vampire_6
      @vampire_6 3 роки тому +21

      Why is he even a doctor? That was the dumbest thing ever.

    • @rogaldorn605
      @rogaldorn605 3 роки тому +6

      @@vampire_6 tbh the entire movie in powered by the characters doing and sayings dumb shit

    • @professerpercocet
      @professerpercocet 3 роки тому +5

      Lol she’s a volatile

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому

      Diana Walter is an evil creature

  • @murphinator5586
    @murphinator5586 3 роки тому +415

    I used to clean for a shipping company. Their office was connected to a huge warehouse and to get the cleaning supplies and mops, you had to walk pretty far into the warehouse. Since It was past closing time I didn’t have any of the warehouse lights and had to use the office lights (they had a window that overlooked one side of the warehouse) and my flashlight. Thing was that it always sounded like footsteps deep in the back of the warehouse (I wasn’t allowed to go back there, not that I wanted to). I thought it was my echo at first but I would stop moving and the footsteps would still be going at the same rhythm. I would yell to see if someone was there but no one replied and the footsteps still happened. One time I was out there putting up the mop, the footsteps stopped for the first time ever and it got bone chillingly cold. I freaked out and I don’t work there anymore.

    • @dudepants3
      @dudepants3 3 роки тому +58

      I used to deliver milk and we would drop off some of our last deliveries to warehouses late at night (or first orders before the sun rose) and some of those warehouses are creepy as fuuuu

    • @robinvsdk
      @robinvsdk 3 роки тому +24

      r/nosleep 😂

    • @kidthatisnotaweeb5725
      @kidthatisnotaweeb5725 3 роки тому +2

      I used to

    • @kingdon5240
      @kingdon5240 3 роки тому +19

      Is this sounds like what everyone would say but it was probably just ur mind playing tricks especially if u have watched movies and it’s like that type is setting ur mind replays the memories and makes them real

    • @red0421
      @red0421 3 роки тому +6

      This is why I carry holy water in a perfume bottle and salt.

  • @ryansextremegaming
    @ryansextremegaming 2 роки тому +9

    " Allright Shadow witch. You hate light."
    " I am burning this mother fucking house down."

  • @kronos1794
    @kronos1794 4 роки тому +993

    How to beat a shadow witch:
    Step 1: Figure out how she became a shadow
    Step 2: Work out a lot
    Step 3: Become a shadow
    Step 4: Remind the shadow witch why she should fear the dark

    • @rarewifi9303
      @rarewifi9303 4 роки тому +74

      Call the DOOM Slayer, bet he would fk the shadow chick up

    • @secondsyth6227
      @secondsyth6227 4 роки тому +29

      Or just give the mom some weed

    • @Nobody-jn2zy
      @Nobody-jn2zy 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 роки тому +1

      @@rarewifi9303 "If I can't use my guns, I use my fists!"

    • @sintrixsyy5860
      @sintrixsyy5860 4 роки тому

      @@HullsColby can't use your fist either 😂

  • @doleofdolonia8859
    @doleofdolonia8859 4 роки тому +1086

    To be honest, that scene where he describes Diana becoming a nuclear shadow after getting blasted by the 1200 Watt UV lights just made me laugh.
    That's like you being allergic to peanuts, then someone pours peanut butter all over you. You suddenly disappear and become one with the peanut butter. Entity haunts you from your peanut butter jar.

    • @xRiskx
      @xRiskx 4 роки тому +9

      Dole Of Dolonia lol

    • @nerdysniper6194
      @nerdysniper6194 4 роки тому +57

      Or you just become SCP 173 The Peanut Sculpture

    • @doleofdolonia8859
      @doleofdolonia8859 4 роки тому +41

      @@nerdysniper6194 Would be a hilarious backstory. Became a vengeful entity because doctors wanted to cure his allergies by bathing him in peanut butter.

    • @nerdysniper6194
      @nerdysniper6194 4 роки тому +6

      @Dole Of Dolonia
      Yeah, that’s my head cannon from now on

    • @Jkuchenbrod
      @Jkuchenbrod 4 роки тому +5

      @@doleofdolonia8859 and now the entity kills people, with peanut butter?

  • @ThineBreadKing
    @ThineBreadKing 4 роки тому +3569

    Considering every single boyfriend character dies in a horror film I'm surprised Bret made it through all the way
    Edit: okay so I got a notification that someone commented on this and I was like "cool" and when I checked it had a bunch of likes and comments so now I'm very confused

  • @ryansextremegaming
    @ryansextremegaming 2 роки тому +15

    " Excuse me doctor did you say 2000 volts? "
    " No! I clearly said Amps."

  • @mucas7921
    @mucas7921 3 роки тому +1866

    Him: "If you turned the lights off to go to bed, and a shadowy figure appeared, what would you do?"
    Me: "KeEp LiGht oN"

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +10

      My lights are out, but I will make sure that the lights out creature (Diane) is incapable of further movement

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +19

      I turn the lights out
      Diana Walter: huh lo
      Me: [REDACTED]
      Diana Walter: roaring in pain
      Me: achievement passed; destruction
      Lights are on
      Diana is visible
      (Diane has been declawed)

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 роки тому +11

      id keep the light on and throw every cross i have in that genrarl area

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +4

      @@wilmagregg3131 how about we try to not kill the lights out creature

    • @anartistidk2668
      @anartistidk2668 3 роки тому +5

      Unga bunga light go brrr

  • @aroach544
    @aroach544 4 роки тому +614

    How to beat Lights Out:
    Turn on the lights
    Move.

    • @Kwikii1
      @Kwikii1 4 роки тому +28

      Roll credits!

    • @Man-lw5ik
      @Man-lw5ik 4 роки тому +9

      The big smart

    • @thebean6496
      @thebean6496 4 роки тому +12

      Just be the camera man

    • @amychan811
      @amychan811 4 роки тому +7

      Buy a 9000 lumen flashlight

    • @thebean6496
      @thebean6496 4 роки тому +4

      @Steve hechanova Get Escanor

  • @JacobLeex
    @JacobLeex 3 роки тому +657

    12:35 “If Diana can somehow close it, Rebecca is screwed”
    12:38 “Rebbeca is screwed”

    • @zoemckinney9079
      @zoemckinney9079 3 роки тому +3

      Is you profile pic one punch man?!

    • @frootloopthechatot9766
      @frootloopthechatot9766 3 роки тому +3

      @@zoemckinney9079 that is one punch man :3

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 2 роки тому +9

      Becca might as well go to the creature and say “here Diane, you win”

    • @nicolai8820
      @nicolai8820 2 роки тому +5

      lmao laughed so hard

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 2 роки тому +7

      *"Directed by Robert B. Weid" music plays*

  • @sararios5928
    @sararios5928 Рік тому +42

    Interesting Diana drew herself to replace the father on the photo when Rebecca was a child, but put herself beside them and didn't show the same hatred towards Rebecca, which means maybe she wanted to be with the family and not hurt her reaaally, which also explains that she told her to stay away instead of killing her right away. So she liked Rebecca, wanted to be family with the Sofie and her daughter, but not the boy?

    • @toasega
      @toasega Рік тому +10

      Maybe she doesn't like men.

    • @sararios5928
      @sararios5928 Рік тому +1

      @@toasegathat's a possibility

    • @toasega
      @toasega Рік тому +23

      @@sararios5928
      Her own father likely abused her, then she was killed by men, then the only person to show her any kindness got married to a man, separating the two of them in her mind. Her only experience with men has been through suffering, so I figured it made more sense for her to be more sympathetic to the daughter than the son.

  • @jak2767
    @jak2767 4 роки тому +261

    Other experiments from that doctor include:
    Treating a burn victim by lighting them on fire
    Curing liver failure with an IV drip full of moonshine
    Treating bullet wounds with a frag grenade
    Treating broken bones by yeeting the patient off the roof of the hospital

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 4 роки тому +33

      "And that's how I lost my medical license"

    • @guilhermedom2228
      @guilhermedom2228 4 роки тому +15

      @@thisrandomdude2880 "Doctor, are you sure this gonna work?"

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 роки тому +8

      @@guilhermedom2228 *laughs*
      "I have no idea!"

    • @guilhermedom2228
      @guilhermedom2228 4 роки тому +5

      @@Niiue "AHHHHHHHHHHH..."
      *explode*

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 роки тому +3

      @@guilhermedom2228 "well.. now we know that's not working"
      "next"

  • @shotguntony4730
    @shotguntony4730 4 роки тому +1784

    I would just aim a flashlight at the ceiling. That lights up the whole room.

    • @matthewwynn3025
      @matthewwynn3025 4 роки тому +142

      Mirrors

    • @rip_twice6976
      @rip_twice6976 4 роки тому +119

      When it dies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @pugh3896
      @pugh3896 4 роки тому +63

      I'd hang it over my head or just get a un-electical light

    • @catlord4746
      @catlord4746 4 роки тому +64

      Why does no one think about using a lamp

    • @rip_twice6976
      @rip_twice6976 4 роки тому +33

      Cat Lord idk maybe she can CONTROL ELECTRICITY

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 2 роки тому +7

    It really does feel like the moment the kid knew that light keeps the shadow witch away and the sister more or less figured this out, they should have invested a hell a lot more in those special lights so much sooner than just their half baked attempts (as though that was supposed to be the "end all, be all" plan to defeat her). Even if they had to have had a better plan on them than that and it isn't like you can't find plenty of "portable lights" nowadays since you can go to your local hardware store and probably get yourself one, have it over your bed and tell Mom to stay the hell out and don't take them down.
    Either way, it really does seem like if the kids had better planned to deal with the problem, they could have avoided the mom taking the gun to her head.

  • @nightsregalia8641
    @nightsregalia8641 4 роки тому +13848

    Stay in the living room. Everyone knows you can't be killed in the living room.
    Edit: Man, this joke went way better than I thought it would. Neat!
    (P.S- this isn't one of those "tHaNks fOr aLL tHe LiKeS." I'm just happy I made some people laugh lol)

  • @dianab8423
    @dianab8423 3 роки тому +1113

    “With his cheap piece of shit candle”. Why was that so funny. 22:46

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 роки тому +836

    “If you turned the lights off to go to bed, and a shadowy figure appeared, what would you do?”
    Well, realistically, I’d wonder if I’d remembered to take my medicine that night.

    • @chinesecovidanalswabs4752
      @chinesecovidanalswabs4752 3 роки тому +8

      Same would probably think I'm going crazy

    • @insignusgaming1203
      @insignusgaming1203 3 роки тому +24

      I live in Texas, are you kidding me I keep guns under my pillow and in my underwear.

    • @theandromedaeffect979
      @theandromedaeffect979 3 роки тому +23

      @@insignusgaming1203 we do the same thing down here in Florida. Some ghost try to attack me it’s about to eat some YEEHAW AMERICAN F R E E D O M

    • @stickboianimations2273
      @stickboianimations2273 3 роки тому +2

      @@theandromedaeffect979 cant kill something twice cuz

    • @afonsoferreira6833
      @afonsoferreira6833 3 роки тому +4

      @@theandromedaeffect979 u dont have a crock as a pet ?

  • @BeepTheDull
    @BeepTheDull 2 роки тому +11

    Man, I know it sounds silly, but this movie has been the only movie in years that actually made the little hairs on the back of my neck rise and it didn't help the fact that I watched it alone and in the dark.

  • @Amelia_H-A
    @Amelia_H-A 3 роки тому +745

    Man, I was really hoping that the ghost just had a crush on the mom. I mean, crossing out the dad and putting herself in the family picture makes me think she just wanted a family

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 3 роки тому +101

      Yeah it seems pretty gay to me

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 3 роки тому +27

      A family you mean like eveline from RE7

    • @jocoolshow
      @jocoolshow 3 роки тому +4

      Why were you hoping that though lmao

    • @Amelia_H-A
      @Amelia_H-A 3 роки тому +61

      @@jocoolshow I like twists in stories, and characters that aren't all bad or all good. I haven't seen the movie, but from the summary here it seems like that ending would help close things off better, at least in my opinion.

    • @jocoolshow
      @jocoolshow 3 роки тому +7

      @@Amelia_H-A I don't think it would've taken away from the story, but I don't think it would've added anything to it either

  • @ballinbutatwhatcost1604
    @ballinbutatwhatcost1604 3 роки тому +1486

    UA-cam: *Recommends this video*
    Me, sitting in the dark: Thanks, I hate it

  • @andreguerra1886
    @andreguerra1886 4 роки тому +267

    Anyone else find it hilarious when he called the kid a “bitch” at 14:36

    • @shivdangadhvi7028
      @shivdangadhvi7028 4 роки тому +7

      I just came here to write that lmao

    • @Sky-Daddy
      @Sky-Daddy 4 роки тому +5

      Its oddly satisfying

    • @jonnyf5ve551
      @jonnyf5ve551 4 роки тому +5

      Yea his monotone voice calling him a bitch cracked me up

    • @17absolut
      @17absolut 4 роки тому

      @@jonnyf5ve551 had to pause the vid to laugh.

  • @HaloVenom
    @HaloVenom 4 місяці тому +3

    Title- “How to beat lights out”
    Me immediately- “turn the lights on……”

  • @deathdefying1472
    @deathdefying1472 4 роки тому +381

    I still can’t believe this all came from a short film

    • @CA1
      @CA1 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 4 роки тому +48

      Holy moly. The ghost in that short film looks scarier than in this film.

    • @IluvinortheIneffable
      @IluvinortheIneffable 4 роки тому +19

      That short was golden though. Such a good idea

    • @Cody-qm9om
      @Cody-qm9om 4 роки тому +1

      Holy shit that is terrifying

    • @krustylesponge6250
      @krustylesponge6250 4 роки тому +8

      @@goodnesswhy yeah when i first saw that thing i almost shit my pants

  • @tigershark2328
    @tigershark2328 4 роки тому +282

    Honestly the car lights moment was brilliant

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 4 роки тому +31

      The fact that Bret dropped a good 7 feet after being lifted into the air by Diana before being freed by turning on the car lights was choreographed really well. I want all supernatural horror movies that just explore then weird ass situations. It doesn't have to be a physics lesson, just have the writers explore some unique situations with the monster's powers. Get creative, you know?

    • @thatevilchicken
      @thatevilchicken 4 роки тому +9

      Tigershark232 watched this movie with a group of 7 and we cheered when I did that.. so fucking hype!!!

    • @FadedWrldYT
      @FadedWrldYT 4 роки тому +1

      Jonathan Henley the people at my theatre started clapping 😂; me as well .

  • @nectarwhxre
    @nectarwhxre 4 роки тому +803

    Conclusion: People who Overthink are ultimately the *safest* mfs out there

    • @chaosinsurgency6636
      @chaosinsurgency6636 4 роки тому +54

      Fun fact a bullet can escape the gun before the flash happened so the cops should have actually killed her if movies didn't have shitty logic

    • @nectarwhxre
      @nectarwhxre 4 роки тому +3

      @@chaosinsurgency6636 ifkr i figured that out too after this video

    • @TheAunvre
      @TheAunvre 4 роки тому +14

      @@chaosinsurgency6636 The flash comes out immediately following the bullet. The distance to the target would not be covered in the time the flash happens. If you don't believe me, youtube slow motion firing and literally watch the bullet crawl out of the muzzle while chased by the flash. 100% wrong.

    • @jtsfuntime4249
      @jtsfuntime4249 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, how you doing? I over think a lot of stuff.

    • @Hubbles_.
      @Hubbles_. 4 роки тому

      So you're telling me...
      These two people fighting with logic are gonna survive-

  • @thesnowyowl7771
    @thesnowyowl7771 2 місяці тому

    13:49 “what he’s trying to say is “go confront your psycho ghost friend that’s trying to kill me” the way he delivers that line is funny

  • @LingLing-pn6xu
    @LingLing-pn6xu 4 роки тому +131

    Had to watch this with the comment section on. Was watching at night so necessary measures are needed

    • @St-lf2xl
      @St-lf2xl 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly the same for me. Currently watching and have school tomorrow 😥 wish me luck lmao

    • @drsipp407
      @drsipp407 4 роки тому +3

      @@St-lf2xl this movie isnt even scary though. any movie that has an omnipotent demon is unrealistic and therefor can not exist. you should be more scared of the monsters from movies like the Thing or a quiet place. THOSE will mess you up

    • @pwhitty3210
      @pwhitty3210 4 роки тому

      I am doing the same thing right now 😂

    • @SCAsian98
      @SCAsian98 4 роки тому

      I mean. Same.

    • @cupid047
      @cupid047 4 роки тому

      I'm doing that right now I'm a 10:20

  • @Lostinmyhead23
    @Lostinmyhead23 3 роки тому +3596

    The dumb boyfriend was really the smartest person in the movie

    • @azaryakey1596
      @azaryakey1596 3 роки тому +269

      Diana hunted the kids coz they're not the brightest tool in the shed.

    • @isaacm7934
      @isaacm7934 3 роки тому +186

      @@azaryakey1596 she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

    • @zekun4741
      @zekun4741 3 роки тому +132

      @@isaacm7934 in the shape of an L on her forehead

    • @isaacm7934
      @isaacm7934 3 роки тому +91

      @@zekun4741 well the The Years start coming and they don't stop coming fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

    • @neeltjeschmidt
      @neeltjeschmidt 3 роки тому +69

      @@isaacm7934 didn’t make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

  • @lukasvdh7008
    @lukasvdh7008 4 роки тому +851

    This whole thing was just an advertisement for these wierd glowing jackets and light up sketchers

  • @PuffyKat
    @PuffyKat 2 роки тому +2

    This movie has scared me for a few years and now I’m rewatching it for some reason

  • @BadassBobY
    @BadassBobY 4 роки тому +658

    Patient : Highly Sensitive and Allergic To UV Light
    Doctors : *Literally Torturing her By Blasting Multiple 1200 Watt UV Lights*

    • @brandondaniels2027
      @brandondaniels2027 4 роки тому +82

      That is like a patient who is fatally allergic to peanut butter and forcing them to eat an entire jar of peanut butter to "treat" them

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 4 роки тому +5

      They wanted to kill her

    • @khas6835
      @khas6835 4 роки тому +1

      Star Cherry no they didnt

    • @northernlights9533
      @northernlights9533 4 роки тому

      @@AgentSquiddy rick roll

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 роки тому

      @@AgentSquiddy Yeah no thanks

  • @BigGringus
    @BigGringus 4 роки тому +675

    Nerd Explains: "I would stay in the light and call 911."
    literally 5 min later.
    Nerd Explains: Bringing the police probably wasn't the smartest idea.

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 4 роки тому +32

      Wow he couldn't stand the fact that someone did something SMART

    • @brunodominick4931
      @brunodominick4931 3 роки тому +36

      I think he meant that SINCE he is going to call 911, wich is not ideal, at least do it in front of the light, not inside the car

    • @brunodominick4931
      @brunodominick4931 3 роки тому +3

      @Kirby Virus in the making you did not understand my comment

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 3 роки тому +3

      The way he makes these he puts himself in the shoes of the victims. Yes staying in the light and calling 911 was a first good idea but during that 5 minutes he along with the characters learned that UV lights make Diana corporeal and as stated a muzzle flash would cause her to disappear. At that point calling the police became a worse idea than fighting her yourself.

  • @lotusluminance5872
    @lotusluminance5872 4 роки тому +389

    "multicolor light armor with Christmas tree lights over it"
    I would blast Caramelldansen while dancing in front of her in that to troll Diana

  • @elizabeththompson8511
    @elizabeththompson8511 2 роки тому +3

    16:40 i thought this was about to be the smoothest transition into a betterhelp sponsorship of all time

    • @Angelwalrond
      @Angelwalrond 11 місяців тому

      Wouldn't put it past him

  • @ADCArtAttack
    @ADCArtAttack 4 роки тому +1127

    Love this movie.... one of the Best Horrors this generation.
    Underrated by many. Still get chills over this concept.

    • @KranietBlue
      @KranietBlue 4 роки тому +4

      ADC and Bob! Is always nice to see you!

    • @bernardoborges5038
      @bernardoborges5038 3 роки тому +43

      Concept is amazing, even used in one of my horror RPGs
      Execution is just OK

    • @ABRAsylum
      @ABRAsylum 3 роки тому +55

      This comment is sarcastic right? This is legitimately a dogshit movie, lol.

    • @ThirdEyeTyrone
      @ThirdEyeTyrone 3 роки тому +2

      This concept was already done in Darkness Falls. It was a popular movie.

    • @TheIcecreamtaco
      @TheIcecreamtaco 3 роки тому +33

      Gotta be trolling, just another jump scare low IQ plot where the characters are just as dumb as the people writing the script

  • @dvynthetraveler9509
    @dvynthetraveler9509 3 роки тому +837

    wish I had a dollar every time a horror movie ended with characters sitting in the back of an ambulance lol

    • @PercTheBandit
      @PercTheBandit 3 роки тому +21

      You would be rich

    • @rkojelly
      @rkojelly 3 роки тому +6

      Or a police car

    • @hullball81
      @hullball81 3 роки тому +4

      You would have like a hundred dollars

    • @dvynthetraveler9509
      @dvynthetraveler9509 3 роки тому +6

      @Captain Obvious hmm, off the top of my head idk about 10 but I can recall a decent amount. It is a common theme since characters are facing trauma so of course an ambulance would be there: The babysitter, Oculus, Killer Party, Spookies, Scream 1, Scream 2, All my friends are dead (survivor shown being wheeled out in a stretcher in the beginning, but storywise it occurred at the end of events if that counts), This movie too. so thats 8 i can think of atm

    • @nursehorse6568
      @nursehorse6568 3 роки тому +1

      @Captain Obvious Yuh,,,, Sooo obvious

  • @coythathatessoy821
    @coythathatessoy821 3 роки тому +363

    “This could’ve been prevented if martin had a pair of fresh light uo kicks”
    Dude I fucking died at this part.

    • @belmingus
      @belmingus 3 роки тому +2

      Timestamp please ?

    • @nueveix8802
      @nueveix8802 3 роки тому +2

      18:00

    • @abc-ze2es
      @abc-ze2es 3 роки тому +1

      drip light shoes

    • @Pachvco_
      @Pachvco_ 3 роки тому +1

      He's Martin more like he's dripin'

  • @0104Diamond1
    @0104Diamond1 2 роки тому +3

    "maybe try turning it off and on one more time"
    This is the equivalent to: It's 3 Am You wake up for no reason
    You see something out of the corner of your eye
    You look at a chair that looks like there's someone sitting in it
    You flash your phone light at it and it's just a pile of clothes
    You go the heck back to sleep right now

  • @fordtaylor8804
    @fordtaylor8804 3 роки тому +306

    nerd explains: what would you do if every time you turn the lights off a spirit attacks you me: i would be spending a fortune on electric bills

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 роки тому +9

      Just live in a Power Station like that woman in Alan Wake.

  • @bitbot9834
    @bitbot9834 4 роки тому +477

    Diane: gets hurt by lights
    Doctors: haha uv lights go BRBRBRBR

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 роки тому +7

      Tbf, UV light promotes skin healing as the body focuses making new skin to prevent further UV exposure.

    • @brunocobos6646
      @brunocobos6646 4 роки тому +2

      Damn 60,s doctors, they dont give a damn XD

  • @matthewsano6006
    @matthewsano6006 3 роки тому +1970

    Instead of calling the police they should have called an electrician.

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +36

      So that person can meet Diana’s wrath

    • @ecurly6477
      @ecurly6477 3 роки тому +73

      The electrician probably has some experience with Diana

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +55

      @@ecurly6477 Diana destroys electrical machinery (the electrician probably bills her for the repairs)

    • @JohnDeere1025r
      @JohnDeere1025r 3 роки тому +5

      @@ecurly6477 dirty Diana

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 роки тому +4

      @@JohnDeere1025r 😂👍
      Might I ask if you were born before 1985 ? I mean I am so I get the refference , but I guess no one else reacted so I think I'm the only Gen X here....

  • @octopusguy5648
    @octopusguy5648 2 роки тому +2

    "doctor, she is sensitive to light"
    "get the 12000 vat lamp, I know hot to cure her ;)"

  • @YouStink254
    @YouStink254 3 роки тому +499

    *pulls out LED lightsaber and is fluent in all 7 forms of lightsaber combat*

    • @mrmeme1269
      @mrmeme1269 3 роки тому +9

      Bruh this deserves more recognition this is a good joke 😀

    • @elijahnelson4557
      @elijahnelson4557 3 роки тому +13

      @@mrmeme1269 this is no joke because replace the light with a UV light and get a secondary knife. You're set to go.

    • @dannyboy1297
      @dannyboy1297 3 роки тому +7

      Bruh this what I was thinking the whole time 😂😂 bitch better think twice before running up on me

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 3 роки тому +15

      Diana: *sprints*
      You: *"I'm fluent in over six million forms of kicking your ass"*

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 роки тому +1

      This would actually work! Light hurts the monster :)

  • @Raccoozs
    @Raccoozs 4 роки тому +289

    He was a dead man the moment he decided to cheap out on light fixtures

    • @loveislove2359
      @loveislove2359 4 роки тому +25

      Ikr it's unnecessary, it's a small company with few employees, why do you need motion sensor lighting? How often can your employees leave the light on and waste your precious electricity?

    • @customerservice1565
      @customerservice1565 4 роки тому +4

      "Saving 52% on my electricity bill 'cause I got green light bulbs"
      "Yeah? I can't see you. You are dim. You're dim." - Sebastian Maniscalco

  • @colttalks6916
    @colttalks6916 3 роки тому +368

    Honestly if I saw some shadow figure with white eyes I would've just cried myself to sleep

    • @devilalastor3320
      @devilalastor3320 3 роки тому +4

      Which is what happened to me as a kid lol

    • @ludovicmiticaalpaispelea
      @ludovicmiticaalpaispelea 3 роки тому

      @@devilalastor3320 what 😃

    • @devilalastor3320
      @devilalastor3320 3 роки тому +3

      @@ludovicmiticaalpaispelea on my first night without a nightlight there was this small head in the corner next to the door with white eyes that looked and blinked at me. I cried out for my parents but they never came(explaining the next morning that I was just being annoying cause I didn’t have my nightlight) and I screamed and cried until I eventually fell asleep. This is like the only experience I have from my childhood that I still remember clearly to this day. I was around 4

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 2 роки тому +2

      @@devilalastor3320 Could it have been one of your pets? Their eyes do glow in the night often.

  • @taylorb2754
    @taylorb2754 Рік тому +8

    I don’t think it ever shows or explicitly says Esther die? But anyways, if you get to see the deleted ending, it uses a lot of your beat methods. All 3 (Brett Becca martin) stay together and they even adopt Martin. Have the special Uv lights stashed in bedside tables and even have a machete with a uv flashlights attached. Rigged the house to light up with all UV lights and then turn on floodlights to kill her

  • @artemis477
    @artemis477 3 роки тому +287

    "I love how this kid was acting all tough about facing fears, then when the lights turn off he starts crying like a bitch"
    You, my friend, earned a subscriber

    • @jtra101
      @jtra101 3 роки тому +1

      I was reading this comment as he said that lol

    • @l21n18
      @l21n18 3 роки тому +3

      Uh actually it’s a dumb comment and he wasn’t acting so tough either, that’s a really stupid assessment coming from someone with no backbone himself as are a great many that belittle others. It’s also a clearly an example of someone who attempts to be appear clever actually showing their stupidity. Even a rather too simple cliche is too much for them to understand

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 3 роки тому +9

      @@l21n18 it's a joke douche try and take it as that.

    • @lordlycan296
      @lordlycan296 3 роки тому +2

      @@l21n18 Cry a little more.

    • @l21n18
      @l21n18 3 роки тому

      @@lordlycan296 ok there

  • @TheEpicGnome
    @TheEpicGnome 3 роки тому +342

    6:45 In addition, you should also acquire a head lamp, which provides many of the benefits of a flashlight, while being hands-free. You can look at her and she’d die, like a flaming eye of Mordor.

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 2 роки тому +18

      Mabey attach some lamps that shine all around to it for 360 degrees of protection

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Рік тому +5

      For real life

    • @thegoose6895
      @thegoose6895 Рік тому +4

      Today I am showcasing the worlds brightest flashlight