How to Beat the BODY SNATCHERS in "ASSIMILATE"

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  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  4 роки тому +11961

    Would you kill and eat a clone of yourself to survive?

    • @matheustran8009
      @matheustran8009 4 роки тому +1459

      Nerd Explains i like to think I would, but to be honest if I were in that situation I probably wouldn't

    • @birkangurtan9199
      @birkangurtan9199 4 роки тому +193

      Yeeessssss

    • @rahmodin9209
      @rahmodin9209 4 роки тому +1077

      Mate I'd eat a clone of myself for fun

    • @scurvydog20
      @scurvydog20 4 роки тому +422

      Am I the only one going insects don't carry rabies only mammals can

    • @vximplofy7805
      @vximplofy7805 4 роки тому +159

      Nah probably just play him n call of duty

  • @bijuutamer729
    @bijuutamer729 4 роки тому +9425

    I love how this video is just, “this plot shouldn’t exist”

    • @eliash8054
      @eliash8054 4 роки тому +166

      Lol it really does tho

    • @wilbso
      @wilbso 4 роки тому +49

      @@eliash8054 but then there'd be no movie

    • @eliash8054
      @eliash8054 4 роки тому +310

      @@wilbso I know, the script just seems like it needs some major fixes

    • @SirenS550
      @SirenS550 4 роки тому +49

      Shardz but there doesn’t need to be a movie this cliche lol

    • @wilbso
      @wilbso 4 роки тому +24

      @@SirenS550 no movie equals no entertaining video on UA-cam.

  • @vatsalpandya7626
    @vatsalpandya7626 4 роки тому +5348

    Nerd explains: how to beat it
    Dead meat: counts kills
    Found Flix: explains the situation
    Best combo for survival

    • @thedude391
      @thedude391 4 роки тому +120

      Ah the holy trio

    • @jimmyescober7395
      @jimmyescober7395 4 роки тому +77

      The holy triangle

    • @rando2036
      @rando2036 4 роки тому +193

      Nerd explains would lead, Dead meat would keep track of casualties, and Found flix would, well explain the situation there in

    • @meehh2439
      @meehh2439 4 роки тому +3

      Penis prodding owner cup

    • @fiasstuff4937
      @fiasstuff4937 4 роки тому +2

      Hell yes

  • @77animejapan
    @77animejapan 4 роки тому +7217

    Joey is obviously the smartest character in this movie. Little dude avoided death like 5 times

    • @Peachu_n_Goma_Home
      @Peachu_n_Goma_Home 4 роки тому +397

      Plot armor. 😂

    • @brandongreenland9632
      @brandongreenland9632 4 роки тому +165

      J H
      Well shit, that is actually smart for the aliens to do...

    • @reyhugo4879
      @reyhugo4879 4 роки тому +29

      J H is it the prelude of the game Inside ?

    • @MakingtheCase
      @MakingtheCase 4 роки тому +163

      @@NVGEAR Also, they may have realized they wouldn't leave without Joey and used him as bait.

    • @alaricchia1729
      @alaricchia1729 4 роки тому +31

      @@MakingtheCase I thought they wouldn't be that big brain to do so

  • @bingle96
    @bingle96 3 роки тому +3192

    The sight of these clones running after people from the woods is just hilarious, like you get bit and the clone just come out the woods like "AYO CAN I BORROW YOUR BODY?"

    • @theabyssalguardian4521
      @theabyssalguardian4521 3 роки тому +77

      More like can I borrow your soul

    • @vaskebjorn_
      @vaskebjorn_ 3 роки тому +69

      I am imagine them saying ooga booga

    • @indominis5000
      @indominis5000 3 роки тому +14

      @@vaskebjorn_ abundala kaka

    • @TheRandomRager
      @TheRandomRager 3 роки тому +11

      @@theabyssalguardian4521 can I borrow your life

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 3 роки тому +5

      @@indominis5000 translation: kakala kaka

  • @dumbestofthemall1893
    @dumbestofthemall1893 3 роки тому +7170

    The scariest part of this is just people seeing my naked body

    • @-TheShaun-
      @-TheShaun- 3 роки тому +796

      "Somebody help! And don't pay attention to his junk, it's just cold out here."

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +345

      Definitely would need therapy if I saw my clone running around naked trying to hunt me down 😔🍵

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +69

      Definitely would need therapy if I saw my clone running around naked trying to hunt me down 😔🍵

    • @McLovin18-88
      @McLovin18-88 3 роки тому +255

      Don't worry unless they have a microscope they won't see your junk

    • @grammarly6225
      @grammarly6225 3 роки тому +27

      LMAO

  • @iloveturtles4250
    @iloveturtles4250 4 роки тому +2433

    I would personally drive to the coast, steal a boat, and live on the ocean. It doesn't appear that the clone would be able to deal with the open seas (given how easily they were drowned). You can also fish for your food and if you manage to snag a water purifier, you can change the salt water into normal water. If not, you could just set up some barrels for rain water. On top of this, the bugs show up on spores, but the higher winds on the open sea will keep you safer. To end my point, its easy to get away from other boats in your own and you can easily spot if anyone is getting near. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

    • @bladewing4686
      @bladewing4686 4 роки тому +270

      basically become waterworld

    • @KevanM6777
      @KevanM6777 4 роки тому +145

      If they spread like a virus you would get scuffed out. In a matter of time the clones would have to develop something to get more spores to other planets. Whatever they develop would definitely screw every survivor over.

    • @jazzmazz476
      @jazzmazz476 4 роки тому +167

      Yeah this neat and all but you simply cant survive on fish alone (and fishing in the open sea with whatever homemade fishing equipment you've managed to pull together is alot easiet said than done).

    • @relll394
      @relll394 4 роки тому +32

      @@jazzmazz476 yeah i agree beside that its brilliant idea human need more than just a fish to survive or atleast to fullfiled the ideal basic need

    • @wallaceluna6241
      @wallaceluna6241 4 роки тому +19

      @@relll394 Plus to much fish will give you mercury poisoning wont it?

  • @Andernol
    @Andernol 4 роки тому +5813

    "What would you do if you were bitten by a ratbug and attacked by a naked clone of yourself?"
    Probably die.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 4 роки тому +150

      It's night, if you don't have your shit locked then you deserve to die, doors have parts of them that are glass, pick knife, break the part that's glass, STAB IT IN THE FUCKING NECK, get out, stab it more (by now you're probably more calm since there's no fight or flight), more will appear, REPEAT, you can burn lots of shit and put it at the entrances, then hide, if they enter they're on fire so as long as your hiding spot is good they might give up (people will probably realize there's a couple of burning corpses with deformed faces in front of your fiery house)
      TLDR: kill the first copy, it is unarmed, you're on the place you're most familiar with, you win, block the door when the army appears, set fire to it to lower their morale, wait for someone to call the police, show your copy's corpse, ???, Profit

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 4 роки тому +67

      like most horror movies problems can be solved by putting fire to something or/and hiding while the police is called

    • @cahan557
      @cahan557 4 роки тому +89

      -Hello. Yeah, thats why almost every horror movie features the world’s worst police force that either dont care about you or wont believe you

    • @humanhomosapien298
      @humanhomosapien298 4 роки тому +46

      Not gonna lie I would seduce myself. If all else fails my fat ass clone wouldn't survive

    • @maggiepaul5911
      @maggiepaul5911 4 роки тому +4

      Same

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1073

    "Girls will often act shy and quiet around guys they like."
    Girls around me: 22:42

    • @Bcnbiwka
      @Bcnbiwka 3 роки тому +22

      Then you're hanging out with the wrong type of girls

    • @Admiral_Jezza
      @Admiral_Jezza 3 роки тому +42

      @@Bcnbiwka I don't think he meant literal alien clone girls.

    • @velxisa
      @velxisa 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah

    • @vaskebjorn_
      @vaskebjorn_ 3 роки тому +5

      Oof

    • @paddyfnf483
      @paddyfnf483 3 роки тому +7

      Why r u everywhere

  • @MissCoraleiney
    @MissCoraleiney 4 роки тому +2755

    I have the feeling that your channel is about to blow up because UA-cam starts to recommend your videos randomly. I mean thats how I got to this channel. Great work man!

    • @ZombieGuy2401
      @ZombieGuy2401 4 роки тому +30

      I hope so, this man deserves more support

    • @lil_vault_boy
      @lil_vault_boy 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah I found his channel like that too

    • @pwhitty3210
      @pwhitty3210 4 роки тому +7

      Same dude I’m like binge watching his channel

    • @MissCoraleiney
      @MissCoraleiney 4 роки тому +1

      I could have sworn 8 hours ago he had 13 thousand subs, now it is 18. So I am either trippin or the algorythm is doing great.

    • @bijuutamer729
      @bijuutamer729 4 роки тому +4

      Thats how Dead Meat blew up

  • @EstiDeColiss
    @EstiDeColiss 4 роки тому +814

    How to beat the body snatchers in "Assimilate"
    Nerd Explains: Cannibalism.

    • @christianross5304
      @christianross5304 4 роки тому +9

      I swear every other vid 😭

    • @BertMagurt
      @BertMagurt 4 роки тому +8

      Assert dominance, eat a clone in the open during the day.

    • @reves3333
      @reves3333 4 роки тому

      who is assimilate who now!

    • @justagirlconstantlychangin7134
      @justagirlconstantlychangin7134 4 роки тому +3

      Become so disgusting as a person, that they don’t even want to assimilate you. Like democrats

  • @Ant-sv9wo
    @Ant-sv9wo 4 роки тому +3281

    "If they show no emotion, they could be infected"
    Technoblade: *sweats profusely*

  • @TheTaintedWisdom
    @TheTaintedWisdom 3 роки тому +1182

    So in order to not get caught when going outside you need to walk around with a blank, soulless, uncaring, dead-inside expression, not draw attention, not talk, and never show emotion?
    Hell! I've been doing that for *years!*

    • @s0LLagal
      @s0LLagal 3 роки тому +54

      Hahaha, same it's like with the quarantine. I don't need to make any life changes at all

    • @therealveridicalyt497
      @therealveridicalyt497 2 роки тому +10

      I’ve been doing that since I was 8

    • @Adam-oh3vu
      @Adam-oh3vu 2 роки тому +4

      me too, but since I was 10

    • @steeredshark5542
      @steeredshark5542 2 роки тому

      Me too!

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 2 роки тому +5

      Exactly! I've had blank expression/RBF for years, people say my entire family has it! I've been told I look monotone, bored, mean, blank, the whole book.

  • @antivanelfroot6111
    @antivanelfroot6111 3 роки тому +3251

    Clones: *smart enough to block cell service and internet connection*
    Also Clones: *all disregarding the group of people to follow a single person*

    • @nuped7021
      @nuped7021 3 роки тому +73

      *Gotta move that plot!* ✨👏✨

    • @jackvernian7779
      @jackvernian7779 3 роки тому +211

      I don't think they actively blocked cell service and internet connection, they probably stopped going to work and it all went to shit

    • @antivanelfroot6111
      @antivanelfroot6111 3 роки тому +125

      @@jackvernian7779 Lmaoooo I hadn't even considered that. Ofc life doesn't go on if the clone-y boys aren't contributing to society XD

    • @capthavic
      @capthavic 3 роки тому +18

      Well its not like it mattered in the grand scheme, considering the whole world was fubar anyway.

    • @oscarmeldgaard5407
      @oscarmeldgaard5407 3 роки тому +14

      I thought they might have an instinct to prioritise people who were bit

  • @TexasOmertosa
    @TexasOmertosa 4 роки тому +3742

    The protagonists are literally iCarly's Freddie and budget Ron Weasley.

    • @anastasiab4200
      @anastasiab4200 4 роки тому +404

      how dare you call dez from austin & ally a low budget wrong weasley 😭💀

    • @Azyrion_
      @Azyrion_ 4 роки тому +46

      Budget Ron Weasley, lmfaoo.

    • @yaseenpeep8232
      @yaseenpeep8232 4 роки тому +35

      How dare you call Luther a low budget Ron weasley

    • @brandongreenland9632
      @brandongreenland9632 4 роки тому +41

      Of course so many people would die, they didn’t have Gibby

    • @AngelPerez-dw8ou
      @AngelPerez-dw8ou 4 роки тому +10

      @@yaseenpeep8232 Luther......I see you are a OG

  • @MichaelLouis13
    @MichaelLouis13 4 роки тому +873

    The two great mentors of survival.
    Bear Grylls: "I have been without fresh water for 10 min, better drink my own piss".
    Nerd Explains: "I have been without food for 10min, better start eating people".

    • @cricticalthinking4098
      @cricticalthinking4098 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah, I mean there is no evidence that wildlife has been affected by the aliens. What's wrong with killing the clones to defend yourself and hunting animals for food? But I guess if you've got a cannibalism fetish go for it... might lose points with the other survivors though. At that point you're more terrifying than the aliens.

    • @SS_Joker_88-18
      @SS_Joker_88-18 4 роки тому +15

      well human flesh tastes and looks like pork flesh so eating other humans wouldn't be much of a problem. but the clones... i don't think they consist of flesh and blood so yeah they are probably not edible.

    • @kylelawsuit6356
      @kylelawsuit6356 4 роки тому +8

      @@SS_Joker_88-18 why is how human flesh tastes something you know?

    • @TheOneEyedMac
      @TheOneEyedMac 4 роки тому +6

      @@SS_Joker_88-18 you acting kinda sus?

    • @noIies
      @noIies 4 роки тому +5

      @@kylelawsuit6356 probably info from actual cannibal that he read online

  • @theholymage7188
    @theholymage7188 3 роки тому +446

    The idea of body snatchers is honestly one of the most scary survival concepts out there. The fact that you wouldn't know how bad the situation is until it's usually to late is terrifying. The only comfort there is is that it doesn't get to tech people and military first. Guns, internet, and power are the only things that can keep humans alive from snatchers.

    • @TehRebolt
      @TehRebolt Рік тому +9

      And it’s honestly plausible that there are organisms out there like that in the universe. Top of the food chain parasites that have evolved so thoroughly that they survive and prosper that way.

    • @daniell1483
      @daniell1483 Рік тому +2

      @@TehRebolt Que ominous music: "The Ultimate Lifeform!"

    • @BraidensWorldProductions
      @BraidensWorldProductions Рік тому +1

      I always found zombies scarier since they multiply, can easily infect people, rarely have a cure, and can easily take on the military most of the time. Not to mention the many different zombies (left 4 dead, #survived, ect)

    • @bundev6450
      @bundev6450 Рік тому +6

      I think The Thing is a scarier concept, considering that it can blend in with FULL KNOWLEDGE of the victim's life and environment, with the added urge to assimilate and reproduce, and the ability to manipulate its body and biology in anyway it sees fit. Even then, it'll probably only shapeshift when it needs to reproduce, or to defend itself.

  • @savysmarty8621
    @savysmarty8621 4 роки тому +884

    This channel allows me to watch horror movies without feeling like I’m going to die when I’m alone in the dark.

    • @Felix-ss6dk
      @Felix-ss6dk 4 роки тому +17

      I’m alone in the dark and i feel about to die

    • @captainmorgan2530
      @captainmorgan2530 4 роки тому +11

      @@Felix-ss6dk bro u good?

    • @Felix-ss6dk
      @Felix-ss6dk 4 роки тому +10

      Everything is fine.

    • @Felix-ss6dk
      @Felix-ss6dk 4 роки тому +11

      @@captainmorgan2530 There is nothing to worry about. I am better now, and have returned to normal.

    • @gurandurine
      @gurandurine 4 роки тому +9

      @@Felix-ss6dk Noooo, you'reeee a cloneeee!

  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  4 роки тому +386

    I'm working on How to Beat The Thing (2011) next, can't wait to post it!

    • @jeffmilk9094
      @jeffmilk9094 4 роки тому +5

      I would love that video!

    • @birkangurtan9199
      @birkangurtan9199 4 роки тому +1

      Yeeessssss

    • @hamsprovided9936
      @hamsprovided9936 4 роки тому +4

      Happy flamethrower noises

    • @RaikageSama
      @RaikageSama 4 роки тому

      Do it!!!!!

    • @daltonwhite3527
      @daltonwhite3527 4 роки тому +4

      Eyy I'm making a video game where you basically play a creature the thing. Could you include a brief mention on what a body snatcher might do if they could absorb the brains and gain the mental skills of any human it came in contact with? Perhaps even more advanced than the tactics we saw in the film? I loved the movie but always thought that alien should have been a bit more clever with all the potential twists set up there.

  • @maddoxmassera2777
    @maddoxmassera2777 4 роки тому +496

    Me living by my self in the woods I sneeze and some one says “bless you”

  • @D3xt3rity
    @D3xt3rity 3 роки тому +728

    Why didn't the survivors just mark themselves with a cut or bruise, the clones got the genetic data not what they currently looked like so it would identify themselves

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 3 роки тому +261

      Identifying the clones was never the real problem. With only a brief conversation you can very reliably tell who's a clone and who's not. The problem is that there are simply too many clones to ever fight back.

    • @wenwentran9403
      @wenwentran9403 3 роки тому +30

      Tattoo would help too

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 3 роки тому +13

      @@hamsterfromabove8905 get a shotgun and let them form a line lol. Seems like they can't run, so you can easily outrun them too

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 3 роки тому +42

      @@UrPPhard There is a difference between surviving a day or a week or a month vs surviving to die of old age. It wouldn't be particularly easy to last a while, but its doable. But to survive long enough to make kids to keep the species alive would be basically impossible in this situation.

    • @SwedishEmpire1700
      @SwedishEmpire1700 3 роки тому +10

      @@hamsterfromabove8905 Yeah this world is now fucked, the aliens won this round.

  • @DJ_Meatsweats
    @DJ_Meatsweats 4 роки тому +829

    “Dont want to kill anybody in case its reversable.” *laughs in shotgun*

    • @walkermcmullin8665
      @walkermcmullin8665 4 роки тому +16

      *starts the heavy metal music*

    • @MyrdinAnnoth
      @MyrdinAnnoth 4 роки тому +16

      @@walkermcmullin8665 BFG Division starts playing

    • @galenjones9529
      @galenjones9529 4 роки тому +5

      Laughs In truck mounted railgun and domesticated moose from the Canadian border.

    • @CaptainRhodor
      @CaptainRhodor 4 роки тому +7

      **cackles in .44 Magnum and 18-inch machete**

    • @awooga_gamer
      @awooga_gamer 4 роки тому +2

      @@walkermcmullin8665 DOOM

  • @C_K_Black
    @C_K_Black 4 роки тому +4874

    “How would you beat them?” It’s easy bro just set the world to peaceful. Hostile mobs will just despawn smh

  • @4skin595
    @4skin595 4 роки тому +1677

    *Cannibalism on yourself*
    Me: Yoh can i order myself with extra dip, and a large coke.

    • @eggmanslocker4942
      @eggmanslocker4942 4 роки тому +91

      I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large *_me_*

    • @heebster2426
      @heebster2426 4 роки тому +35

      Travis Scott be like, uhh ya, can I get a Travvy Patty

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 4 роки тому +8

      Heebster Can i get a *ÆEE*

    • @thatchanguy
      @thatchanguy 4 роки тому +4

      Man, I've really let myself go. Too much fat.

    • @AnjiMitoGGST
      @AnjiMitoGGST 4 роки тому +5

      kat sandytoes DONT FORGET THE DANG NACHOS

  • @lunalovecraft9814
    @lunalovecraft9814 3 роки тому +219

    "This would trigger a worldwide quarantine" - ah yes, that went so well for us.

    • @DHGxMcFlurry
      @DHGxMcFlurry 3 роки тому +7

      Only if you're scared of covid like a bitch, otherwise I'm living life fine

    • @timmeh9461
      @timmeh9461 3 роки тому +20

      @@DHGxMcFlurry nobody gives a fk how you're living bro

    • @idkwtcm984
      @idkwtcm984 3 роки тому +23

      @@DHGxMcFlurry ah yes, being scared of a global pandemic that has claimed millions of lives is being a bitch.

    • @InquisitorShepard
      @InquisitorShepard 3 роки тому +21

      @@DHGxMcFlurry people like you are the reason why there is instructions on shampoo.

    • @mariaeunice9456
      @mariaeunice9456 3 роки тому

      @@timmeh9461 I do

  • @ramjam9039
    @ramjam9039 4 роки тому +2738

    “You actin kind of sus”
    Someone in this movie maybe

  • @horrorho3down563
    @horrorho3down563 4 роки тому +331

    When you said "they're delivering food to your door,same day delivery." I was waiting for "kind of like our sponsor for today, hello fresh."

  • @Mr._Sleepytime_T
    @Mr._Sleepytime_T 3 роки тому +3010

    Ok, they're DNA matching clones, but what about all the ppl with plastic surgery? It's hard to imagine that ppl wouldn't catch on quickly if the Kardashians just started going flat af 💀😂

    • @Cat-yx7xc
      @Cat-yx7xc 3 роки тому +252

      Kim kardashians: just dust

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 3 роки тому +180

      The percentage of people that have plastic surgery that would be noticeable is very small. Also even if you did run into a person that lost their plastic surgery you wouldn't put the idea of an alien invasion together fast enough. Its not just about convincing yourself. Its about convincing a large scale military organization in a matter of hours. (You'd have to notice the plastic surgery and conclude as well as convince sceptics that the entire world was under invasion within a matter of only a handful of hours to have even the smallest of chances of winning the war).
      The entire situation is just simply an extinction level event. It happens too fast and its happening everywhere at once. The only survivors would be the government personal that serve as workers for the long term bunkers. Places like Norad or nuclear subs would be the bits of humanity. Their final message from the outside world would be orders to never make contact with an outside source ever again. Humanity would die when either Norad or a place very similar ran out of their last MRE.

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 3 роки тому +145

      Well, the dad with amputated legs had a clone that had legs, so maybe the aliens make clones with genetics based on what you look like naturally and not cosmetic changes.

    • @tanayishan3099
      @tanayishan3099 3 роки тому +12

      This comment 😂💀

    • @t.o.h.b8501
      @t.o.h.b8501 3 роки тому +4

      @@hamsterfromabove8905 smart ass isn't it?

  • @spacemarine633
    @spacemarine633 3 роки тому +131

    Honestly seems pretty unlikely that they could just take over the world like that, considering that they seem to be able to withstand as much as a normal human body. The cop shot his doppelganger pretty easily, so I find it unlikely that that would be an isolated incident.

    • @simon6157
      @simon6157 Рік тому +23

      Yeah, even if you don't own a firearm you can still use knifes and gardentools to kill your naked clone. What is he gonna do if you get a long pointy Stick?

    • @wilberwhateley7569
      @wilberwhateley7569 Рік тому

      The real danger isn’t the clones - it’s the bugs: they can make an indefinite number of clones and send them after you until you are overwhelmed by sheer numbers.
      To stop the invasion, you have to kill the bugs - this is gonna take a whole lot of pesticide…

    • @b0nkeror452
      @b0nkeror452 Рік тому +1

      @@simon6157 youd have to be ready with a weapon on hand, not everyone is ready

  • @NoodlyPanda
    @NoodlyPanda 4 роки тому +2392

    Being a schizophrenic that suffered Capgras Delusion, I can honestly say that it's a very terrifying and confusing thing to experience.

    • @nummnutz7046
      @nummnutz7046 3 роки тому +204

      If that is true, I am incredibly sorry for you and for that horrifying experience you were forced to go through. You have my best wishes

    • @NoodlyPanda
      @NoodlyPanda 3 роки тому +223

      @@nummnutz7046 It's sadly true. Schizophrenia is something that will ruin your life if you suffer from it. Quality of life goes straight down the shitter.

    • @Ireallylikeathf123
      @Ireallylikeathf123 3 роки тому +44

      Oh my god, I hope you are fine now. That must have been so traumatic...

    • @NoodlyPanda
      @NoodlyPanda 3 роки тому +142

      @@Ireallylikeathf123 It was but I'm better now. The delusion was broken thanks to medication which I sadly cannot take anymore, hopefully I don't get too bad before I can see my doctor again, else I'll need to be committed to a psych ward again, hate those places.

    • @Ireallylikeathf123
      @Ireallylikeathf123 3 роки тому +36

      @@NoodlyPanda it's good that you are fine I hope you stay fine

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 3 роки тому +935

    "Kill, butcher, and cook your own clone body for food."
    I already do that in RUST.

  • @africanbusboy3138
    @africanbusboy3138 4 роки тому +2872

    The last survivors are chilling on UA-cam during an apocalypse

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic 2 роки тому +9

    8:47 love it how the guy in the background is actually watching them

  • @lazerpie101
    @lazerpie101 3 роки тому +340

    11:26 a panicked young child, a priest approaches from out of frame, resting a hand on his shoulder.

  • @rocklee5090
    @rocklee5090 4 роки тому +769

    This guy resorts to cannibalize his clones to survive? lmao that's not a human body you would be eating, didnt you see the dislocated jaw and loud sounds? who knows what they are made of. Lastly with the clones not eating food, you would be just fine finding food.

    • @khzha8977
      @khzha8977 4 роки тому +51

      but you would be found if you were the only clone collecting food and water from stores, unless you had a way to hide it effectively

    • @imnotsupposedtobehere2692
      @imnotsupposedtobehere2692 4 роки тому +43

      Also, even if they were exact DNA copies of the original, it’s been shown that consuming human flesh causes some pretty nasty side effects over time, such as a brain-consuming bacteria.

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired 4 роки тому +41

      @@imnotsupposedtobehere2692 iirc, that's called Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, which is specifically caused by eating the brain of someone who already has it so, as long as you leave the head and brain alone you're probably fine in that regard

    • @rocklee5090
      @rocklee5090 4 роки тому +3

      @@imnotsupposedtobehere2692 you got IG? :)

    • @homsterluder5364
      @homsterluder5364 4 роки тому +3

      @@imnotsupposedtobehere2692 we all finna die from mad cow disease

  • @mrmemethememelord5940
    @mrmemethememelord5940 3 роки тому +423

    i honestly hate these horror movies that end with a "IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING THE WORLD IS ENDING" type thing because then it just makes the entire film pointless. why did we bother getting invested when all these characters and this world were fucked from the start

    • @kiah9085
      @kiah9085 3 роки тому +33

      I mean this world is pretty fucked and I’m assuming people have an investment in you 🤷🏻 And there’s no point in the world ending in a movie if you don’t care about the people in it. Horror stories don’t usually have happy endings

    • @FleetAdmirable
      @FleetAdmirable 3 роки тому +61

      I feel like most people wouldve killed their clone in self defense since its mostly 1 on 1 fights with someone of equal power to yourself but no knowledge of using weapons.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 3 роки тому +4

      @@kiah9085 no but they can be pyrrhic victories

    • @imnaoe
      @imnaoe 3 роки тому +64

      @@FleetAdmirable The clones typically attack at night which is when most people are already asleep. My biggest issue with this is how the clone would be allowed to just walk through the streets completely naked without anyone noticing. Like assuming they were in a heavily populated city with no coverage from the forest, I don't see how they could reliably get to their targets without being stopped by police or strangers.

    • @DHGxMcFlurry
      @DHGxMcFlurry 3 роки тому +7

      @@kiah9085 No, the world is not fucked. If you really think it's that bad then off yourself, stop complaining

  • @theadventurer7217
    @theadventurer7217 4 роки тому +1310

    Everyone: 2020 can't possibly get any worst
    June:

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 роки тому +34

      To be honest, in my country, body snatching aliens would be a massive improvement over what we have...

    • @naj4261
      @naj4261 4 роки тому +10

      TheBayzent wouldnt actually be that mad if it happened

    • @badreny
      @badreny 4 роки тому +2

      TheBayzent what country

    • @x_blue_vortex_x3085
      @x_blue_vortex_x3085 4 роки тому +7

      Bloon Crafter: DONT give ANYTHING or ANYONE any ideas

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 4 роки тому +9

      New Plan: Suit Up.....Fall Out Style..Also Bring Flammenwerfers.... Molotov if Out of Options... We're Rollin' in Style Points Bois

  • @youdonthavetoknowsssh8154
    @youdonthavetoknowsssh8154 4 роки тому +218

    Chasing something small and black at night is a brilliant idea to begin with.

  • @DarkAbusis
    @DarkAbusis 3 роки тому +2111

    "Clones that attack you"
    So I guess you could call this movie "Attack of the Clones"

    • @stationwagon5445
      @stationwagon5445 3 роки тому +41

      the sequel to that would be called, Attack of the Clones 2 *A NEW WORLD*

    • @largercoke
      @largercoke 3 роки тому +5

      Attack of the average twitch user

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 3 роки тому +24

      So uncivilized, lol. Like using a blaster instead of a light saber.

    • @notcamran8459
      @notcamran8459 3 роки тому +11

      nah nah nah how about ‘clone wars’

    • @Seismitoad3
      @Seismitoad3 3 роки тому +5

      @@lauragraves4342 yeah, "light saber"
      It's lightsaber

  • @likenot3073
    @likenot3073 2 роки тому +67

    Poor Joey. First he was fine hiding in the attic. Then he managed to blend in with the other zombies. Both his covers got blown by stupid protagonists

    • @kendivedmakarig215
      @kendivedmakarig215 Рік тому +5

      Nah. Hiding in the Attic is not permanent, he still needs to find food. That's why the protagonists had to take Joey out of there.

  • @bugcatcherjacky1334
    @bugcatcherjacky1334 4 роки тому +502

    Nothing more scary than a human opening its jaws unnaturally wide to screech. God, that is terrible.

  • @eternal8559
    @eternal8559 4 роки тому +456

    15:14
    "we don't want to kill anyone unless we have to, maybe this is a curable condition"
    I dunno man getting killed and replaced by clone doesn't seems like curable condition to me

    • @SexyBahamutt
      @SexyBahamutt 4 роки тому +27

      Correct me if im wrong but this was before they discovered the clones

    • @Abba_Fan
      @Abba_Fan 4 роки тому +15

      Not with that attitude!

    • @LATEXXJUGGERNUT
      @LATEXXJUGGERNUT 4 роки тому +6

      Hahaha, yeah, it's clear he was enjoying the movie and already hypothesizing, didn't realize their was clones involved.

    • @FlorianFlorian573
      @FlorianFlorian573 4 роки тому +8

      I think he was speculating from the protags point of view.

    • @fadeddeathkinght
      @fadeddeathkinght 4 роки тому

      I don't think you comprehend the point of this. He is following what is happening and the knowledge that is known through each scene as to suggest better alternative options they could have done. At this point they only knew that people where getting bitten and changing personalities.

  • @green_zebra_623
    @green_zebra_623 4 роки тому +898

    That moment where that girl makes her jaw go WIDE made me go: NO

    • @fishussugon3215
      @fishussugon3215 4 роки тому +91

      So no head?

    • @thewalking4473
      @thewalking4473 4 роки тому +44

      I know
      Everything about this movie isn't really that creepy except for THAT moment
      Terrifying

    • @ctrl_x1770
      @ctrl_x1770 4 роки тому +26

      Teacher: 5 page essay for the weekend!
      The girl: :○

    • @georgerontube
      @georgerontube 4 роки тому +1

      Where?

    • @aexter8234
      @aexter8234 3 роки тому +3

      😏

  • @Jasondurgen
    @Jasondurgen 3 роки тому +43

    15:13
    “We don’t wanna kill anyone”
    Me: so anyway I started blastin

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 3 роки тому +608

    Luckily for us, Earth will never end up in an alien horror movie. The aliens will notice Nerd Explains lives here and turn to the next solar system.

    • @thisisrex1676
      @thisisrex1676 3 роки тому +14

      I love hate your profile pic.

    • @YellowCard_Productions
      @YellowCard_Productions 3 роки тому +3

      Your right

    • @IzDBun
      @IzDBun 3 роки тому +7

      As well as others, such as cinema summary

    • @shadow3746
      @shadow3746 3 роки тому +7

      But what if we were the imposters and we got rid of the originals and took their memories?

    • @s.m.2523
      @s.m.2523 3 роки тому +3

      @@shadow3746 Then we'd really need to ponder why the hell we're doing the whole 'unemotional' and burning our belonggings schtick. I mean it had schock value in the original invasion of the body snatchersand maybe some thematic value because metaphor for coumnism and mc carthism and yada yada but it doesn't really make any sense really. If i'm taking over someone else life (... I'm open to it, being a space spore is kind of boring...) I'd like to enjoy it fully, thank you.

  • @xinjectiongaming4491
    @xinjectiongaming4491 4 роки тому +405

    This was actually filmed in my home town in Mississippi. I’m currently sitting in my gaming store on the square looking at the exact filming area of this movie as I type this. Very cool :)

    • @UnderC00ked777
      @UnderC00ked777 4 роки тому +6

      Where in Mississippi may I ask?

    • @jenothemississippianofmand5202
      @jenothemississippianofmand5202 4 роки тому +6

      Aye Mississippi!!

    • @sogelnation
      @sogelnation 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine if your neighbour started acting strange

    • @benjyclaps2518
      @benjyclaps2518 3 роки тому

      I’m from Mississippi to

    • @red0421
      @red0421 3 роки тому +1

      Do the locals in your area f*ck with visitors by pretending the film was real and some of them are actually alien imposters?
      I need to know. For curiosity reasons.

  • @B_PE
    @B_PE 4 роки тому +744

    Please i’m BEGGING YOU to do a “HOW TO SURVIVE THE BELKO EXPERIMENT” guys like this so he can see it

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 4 роки тому +100

      Simple. If you show up to work one day and you see armed military with guns posted about, you turn the fuck around, go home, *THEN* call in sick.

    • @bottleofvodka1927
      @bottleofvodka1927 4 роки тому +9

      Or u shoot someone at randomly not looking boom rest live

    • @yvesnyfelerph.d.8297
      @yvesnyfelerph.d.8297 4 роки тому

      But I don't want him to

    • @brucewright8604
      @brucewright8604 4 роки тому +4

      @@Netherwolf6100 Lol I can't fucking breathe, it's like common sense

    • @tiandi5585
      @tiandi5585 4 роки тому +6

      @@Netherwolf6100 They'd just blow up your head because they'd know something is up.

  • @s.m.2523
    @s.m.2523 3 роки тому +48

    Personally I'd jsut scream "Wait, where the hell did you find all the biomass to grow up 7 billions or so clones all around the world. And what's even the evultionary point of this whole complicated life cycle ?!" and hope it all dispear into a puff of plot holes. (Yeah, I know it's far from being a 100% , hell bately 50%. There are potential explantion but still worth a try...)

  • @Oraceon
    @Oraceon 4 роки тому +1037

    I’ve lived in Missouri my whole life, and this is just how people normally act.

    • @midgetfightclub
      @midgetfightclub 4 роки тому +36

      So this is Just an uneventful Tuesday for you guys?Nice.

    • @GRasputin91
      @GRasputin91 4 роки тому +15

      You havent seen Michigan yet

    • @randomnoob1833
      @randomnoob1833 4 роки тому +8

      @@GRasputin91 I was in Michigan last weekend for a vacation

    • @cokeclassic2703
      @cokeclassic2703 4 роки тому +2

      Sus

    • @oijoseph3887
      @oijoseph3887 4 роки тому +1

      Ain't that the truth

  • @lizziehearts7024
    @lizziehearts7024 3 роки тому +2520

    I won’t survive this sorry, I don’t have the protagonist powers kit.

    • @tiffxiez
      @tiffxiez 3 роки тому +119

      i dont have the camera man kit, sorry mates.

    • @Luzaku_kiss
      @Luzaku_kiss 3 роки тому +69

      And I don't have a plot armor case

    • @nuped7021
      @nuped7021 3 роки тому +65

      I don’t have the random reoccurring side character who is only important at the end of the movie kit

    • @nikzubyk6396
      @nikzubyk6396 3 роки тому +25

      @@Luzaku_kiss you don’t need plot armour you need a knife or a gun
      I mean if you’re going to take a human body you’d better be prepared for a human consequence

    • @Luzaku_kiss
      @Luzaku_kiss 3 роки тому +8

      @@nikzubyk6396 or a hammer and tape recorder

  • @MintyChipArt
    @MintyChipArt 4 роки тому +149

    CDC: There is an alien invasion replacing everyone, please self quarantine to avoid the spread of the body snatchers
    Americans: YOU CANT TAKE MY RIGHTS AWAY
    Yeah lets be honest the CDC saying anything in this universe would still not do a lot in America

    • @scinary7052
      @scinary7052 4 роки тому +16

      Actually staying alone is literally the worst plan, the clones could never overpower a group of people.

  • @popsicleman8816
    @popsicleman8816 3 роки тому +65

    The medical staff would not find alien DNA in Mrs. Bissette's wound, since a) blood test doesn't test for everything, b) there's no medical rationale to do a DNA test, c) we don't draw blood from the wound, so unless the alien DNA spread from the wound, it wouldn't even be present in her serum.
    (And remember, running different blood tests mean more blood draws (minor patient harm) and more cost to both the hospital and patients. It would be actually unethical for the doctors to run completely unnecessary tests like being suggested here.)
    The world would still be able to discover the existence of aliens when they find the doppleganger trying to break into a hospital. Dopplegangers seem to try to eliminate their originals at night, which means that visitation hours would be over. So, in order for it to be a fully covert operation, they would need the hospital receptionist, all the nurses, PAs, and doctors on that floor to be already replaced.
    If you think about it, we only see the body snatchers when they already won. But how did the scheme work at all in the first place? How did nobody think to go to the emergency department when they were bitten by an unknown animal? How did none of the millions of people assimilated beat their clones, when a bunch of teenagers managed to do so? (especially confusing since guns and stabbing works fine against them). How did nobody manage to hear the attacks if they lived with family or in apartments and call the cops, record the attack, or help save the victim? Hell, these guys even suck at properly disposing of the bodies. Did no one come across a corpse, call the cops, only to have the same person be alive and well?
    Honestly, this invasion plan is frankly terrible. If not for the writers telling us that it worked their invasion would have been discovered quickly and defeated. If anything, Nerd Explains should do a video on how to actually win as the clones if humanity all collective lost 99 IQ points.

    • @christianresel8051
      @christianresel8051 3 роки тому +1

      Smart doctors around the world would : A: Test for EVERYTHING althou that takes time B: Make a DNA test as it is part of EVERYTHING. Given you already are in a database and have samples available (Yes thats a thing btw.) it would be easier to spot something C: For test purposes AND when people say "i was bitten by something, test if it has something infectious on it" we would take EXACTLY THAT : Blood from the point of impact.
      Oh and costs for the patient and hospital? *sigh* i cant stress this enogh but there are OTHER COUNTRYS out there that do stuff like that FREE OF CHARGE because its THEIR JOB to help people.
      Oh and with the break in stuff : Imposible to do in most city's anyway. Hell i live in a house with its door made out of metal, not wood. The windows are easy 1.70 meters above the ground so that would make it hard already to break it as mindless clone without any knowledge (as they need to basicaly take that from you) and even then. WEAPONS! Even i own 2 that would be quiet effective in killing a human, one is a kitchen knife and the other is A FRACKING CHAIR IF I HAVE TO! 10/10 i would win against a mindless clone of myselfe because NO ONE better than myselfe knows how i move and act AND are vunerable.

    • @popsicleman8816
      @popsicleman8816 3 роки тому +16

      @@christianresel8051 Look, stop pretending like you know anything about what you're talking about when it's clear that you have no clue.
      A) Yes, doctors will test for everything... Eventually. Physicians get their degrees for a reason. They don't simply send for every lab in the world for no reason. You have to have some clinical rationale for it. Do you honestly think that your physician is going to test for literally everything anytime you get the flu, a UTI, or whatever? No, what they do is they do a comprehensive history and physical examination, form differential diagnoses, and use the tests to rule out/rule in the diagnoses. Let's take for example troponin. It's a marker that essentially lets us know that heart injury has occurred (most likely MI). Do you think that any physician is going to run troponin on a patient who presents with fever, chills, and cough? No. Because it'd be fucking pointless. Anyone who understand literally anything about medicine will tell you that. If all of the initial differentials were ruled out, or some new symptom developed then the doctors would order additional tests. But to suggest that doctors should and would run DNA analysis of a random ass bug bite is so astoundingly stupid, it boggles the mind.
      B) "Make a DNA test as it is part of everything". What? I literally can't even understand your rambling. Are you saying that 1) we have database of the DNA sequence of every patient who visits, and 2) that we test for that with every patient? Are you trolling or actually this stupid? You think hospitals have and is willing to spend that much work in storing the DNA of every goddamn patient that comes in? And what tests are you talking about? What the hell do you actually think these doctors are testing for regarding the DNA?
      C) Fucking no. Think for once in your life. If the damn thing is infectious, by its own definition, it has to fucking spread to the patient, right? So why would you need to collect from the site of bite? Do you think we test for Malaria at the mosquito bite site? Or Rabies at the site of the bite? In fact, collecting samples from wounds is a terrible idea, since it can be contaminated due to the simple fact that it's an open wound and anything from the skin can be on there (as in, skin flora can contaminate the sample).
      Costs: Do you think in nations with universal healthcare that medical devices, healthcare/lab worker wages, etc are literally free? No, someone has to pay for it in the end. In nations with universal healthcare, it is the government that pays. But because the government is the one paying, they make sure the hospital isn't overcharging them through frivolous procedures, tests, etc. If anything, it'd be even more difficult to run random ass labs in such nations. And even then, the damn movie is set in the USA, your point doesn't even make sense within the context of the movie.
      tl;dr, this idiot has no idea what they're talking about and has 0 understanding of medicine or how it is practiced.
      edit: One thing I also forgot to mention. This is an entirely alien presence. Therefore, there wouldn't even be a test for it since we would not even know what we were looking for.

    • @Nozdormu1982
      @Nozdormu1982 3 роки тому +12

      It is unlikely they can overrun everything that easily. Especially in large cities. Large cities would be the hardest to completely take over. Small villages would be the easiest.

    • @popsicleman8816
      @popsicleman8816 3 роки тому +3

      @@Nozdormu1982 Yeah, as I've said, the invasion plan is so actively terrible that it would almost never work.

    • @Waaaaitttaaaseeccond
      @Waaaaitttaaaseeccond 3 роки тому

      @@popsicleman8816 this dudes the smartest person I have seen in a while

  • @LostInTheFarmersMarket
    @LostInTheFarmersMarket 4 роки тому +363

    Actually Nerd missed two important things with this video on how to beat the body snatchers in Assimilate.
    1. When they clone you, any scars or damage you had such as lost limbs are ignored meaning it's only a straight genetic clone not a true copy. Anyone missing a finger something or who has noticeable scars might just be safe.
    2. Cannibalism is in this case completely right out, when the mother was life draining the real mother, those tiny black particles were streaming down her arms into the victim. This means we have no idea what precisely the clones are made of and cannibalizing them may actually be worse than starving a bit longer until you find safe food or foraging int he wilderness. We also don't know if these body snatchers go after animals, if not, then hunting is the game. Clones are just target practice.

    • @VasiliosStudios
      @VasiliosStudios 4 роки тому +3

      What about bullets?

    • @LostInTheFarmersMarket
      @LostInTheFarmersMarket 4 роки тому +9

      @@VasiliosStudios That question has no relevance to what I was wrote.

    • @Grunthor17
      @Grunthor17 4 роки тому +10

      @@VasiliosStudios Spears, arrows, melee weapons. Nevermind the fact there's more bullets than humans on the planet so plenty of ammo to practice with

    • @christianruthless5597
      @christianruthless5597 4 роки тому +12

      No worries mate, u can cook the meat, and act like the black particles are just peppercorns.

    • @Zanamigone
      @Zanamigone 4 роки тому +1

      I agree with you on your second point. The first point is flawed although. Remember the scene we saw of zack's father in the wheelchair. It was very noticeable that he was disabled. He was just hurt and had to go to rehab he was crippled. They went after him even though it was noticeable how he was crippled.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 4 роки тому +5467

    I’d just wear a fedora, and walk around calling women “Milady”; while holding a hentai body pillow.. nobody wants to assimilate with that type of cantankerous cringe: easy survival kit.

    • @randomnpc222
      @randomnpc222 4 роки тому +787

      The body snatcher will kill itself after realizing the amount of garbage life is for some

    • @funnythe7th
      @funnythe7th 4 роки тому +37

      lol

    • @cocoduck7745
      @cocoduck7745 4 роки тому +411

      yeah keep laughing until the clone pulls out its own body pillow

    • @iorhan9604
      @iorhan9604 4 роки тому +73

      Carl Lewis Wholesome tiktok bad fortnite bad Reddit 100 Keanu chungus

    • @jerryonlychild7003
      @jerryonlychild7003 4 роки тому +76

      Nice. It’s like covering yourself in zombie blood and guts so they don’t see you. Basically, dress up amd accessorize like those who don’t get seen or paid attention to in normal life.,

  • @jacksonknight5987
    @jacksonknight5987 4 роки тому +1651

    The craziest thing about this whole movie plot is that even if you were to identify it and get the person quarantined to notify the world. Karen’s would still say that this was all fake and find another reason why vaccines did this to people before getting assimilated. Don’t @ me I’m right

    • @rabbit1360
      @rabbit1360 4 роки тому +67

      @austin morris you’re 110% correct

    • @goose9073
      @goose9073 4 роки тому +101

      Actually wouldn’t Karen’s become better people if the were assimilated?

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 роки тому +33

      Natural selection doing its work as usual

    • @brandonwho8270
      @brandonwho8270 4 роки тому +6

      @austin morris ok I wont @ u

    • @jacksonknight5987
      @jacksonknight5987 4 роки тому +50

      Nathan Smith well Nathan you bring up a good point actually. At least with Karen’s you’d know for sure if one was assimilated because the Facebook posts would stop and instead of running around screaming about how vaccines are a hoax they would be much more quiet

  • @dawnnightinger3025
    @dawnnightinger3025 Рік тому +7

    Based off my logic, the best way to survive this is to get to a remote location and live out your life there. Gather any surviving members of the human race and have them move to a secondary location before being transported to your location. This way you can filter out any spies hiding amongst the survivors. A remote island is your best bet. Plenty of food, water, eventually shelter, and a fresh location.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 4 місяці тому

      Any islands that might have actually just survived this incident in the first place that one could try to get to?

  • @TheGreyfoo
    @TheGreyfoo 4 роки тому +419

    Just move to Australia :P
    I imagine the little native wildlife here would find space bugs rather tasty.
    As for us Aussies...
    "I got bit by a strange bug!"
    "Well are you still breathin?"
    "Yes, bu-"
    "Can't be that bad then mate. Here, have a tinny."
    "What about those strange fellas walkin' all slow and stuff?"
    "Ah, they're probably just scientologists or something. I guess the Crocs won't mind."

    • @rufus7551
      @rufus7551 4 роки тому +12

      Cmon It was good x)

    • @crushelnast6657
      @crushelnast6657 4 роки тому +1

      Dude that doesn’t make sense. They are all over

    • @error8119
      @error8119 4 роки тому +8

      Bjergsen Senpai that’s the problem the only ppl who can survive Australia is Australians us regular niggas gotta risk it for the biscuit

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 4 роки тому +1

      dominic ettson Umm have you thought of going around wearing armor

    • @error8119
      @error8119 4 роки тому +1

      so much to cook kangaroos would fuck your armor up

  • @connorprice5190
    @connorprice5190 4 роки тому +288

    “If you have a clone trying to kill you and replace you, what would you do?” I would probley let it kill me, I bet my clone would make better choices than I already have

    • @theplague4135
      @theplague4135 4 роки тому +10

      Connor Price Relatable

    • @darthmilo1833
      @darthmilo1833 4 роки тому +8

      U ok bro ?

    • @abrahamraji1605
      @abrahamraji1605 4 роки тому +5

      I would thank him for taking my misery lol.

    • @crushelnast6657
      @crushelnast6657 4 роки тому

      How? They act nothing like humans. Would you be fine with a no one taking over your life? You have a billion reasons to live.

    • @Venom524TOG
      @Venom524TOG 4 роки тому +3

      I'd probably have sex with mine, see if I'm good in bed before I let myself die

  • @TewPaqs
    @TewPaqs 4 роки тому +428

    Keep the great content up man, you're a criminally underrated channel!

    • @wungomungo6177
      @wungomungo6177 4 роки тому +2

      I would agree, but I guess we can’t be sure.

    • @TickTock725
      @TickTock725 4 роки тому +2

      Totally agree man

    • @chikipichi5280
      @chikipichi5280 4 роки тому

      Well he started not that far ago if you don't count the random 2 yr old videos

    • @Distven131
      @Distven131 4 роки тому

      criminally is right.
      "Just eat your fellow humans!" - This Guy In Every Video

  • @arthurthekyogre9155
    @arthurthekyogre9155 3 роки тому +5

    15:29
    This has the same energy as the green stop sign with the captions "when your friend is about to do something stupid, but you kinda wanna know what happens"

  • @nocultist7050
    @nocultist7050 4 роки тому +286

    I'd clone myself conventionally like a 100 times. Just to confuse them.

    • @tonysrandomness3175
      @tonysrandomness3175 4 роки тому +11

      I would do it just to see them fight.

    • @daddytroll7431
      @daddytroll7431 4 роки тому +2

      Lol :v they know who's the real one :v and who's the same clone come think of it :v

    • @dheiyomain6775
      @dheiyomain6775 4 роки тому +2

      One Word KAGEBUNSHIN

    • @siipherz3907
      @siipherz3907 4 роки тому

      They would communicate and tell the clones to screech unless your able to dislocate your jaw and match there pitch then u should be fine

    • @imreallyslimy
      @imreallyslimy 4 роки тому

      @@tonysrandomness3175 last clone standing gets a bullet in the head

  • @meki1420
    @meki1420 4 роки тому +1337

    Can you do “How to survive the Purge” “Why you wouldn’t survive the Purge” Love the vids!

    • @dylanthewicko8643
      @dylanthewicko8643 4 роки тому +87

      How to survive the purge, don't live in america

    • @mitochondriaph6936
      @mitochondriaph6936 4 роки тому +19

      @@dylanthewicko8643 only in America would this ever happen in real life(except maybe Australia

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 4 роки тому +33

      Own a bunker or basement. Food, weapons, security cameras there. Traps set outside your house. Secure lock on basement/bunker

    • @onlyyalix6272
      @onlyyalix6272 4 роки тому +3

      travel

    • @lordpillowhead6186
      @lordpillowhead6186 4 роки тому +1

      @@mitochondriaph6936 Why also australia?

  • @drakeford4860
    @drakeford4860 4 роки тому +431

    I live in the south, and I really can't imagine the bugs gaining any ground here.
    I'm personally well-enough armed to defend myself, and I've got friends with enough guns and ammo to field a militia. Hell, one of the guys I went to high school with blows up appliances with homemade explosives as a hobby.
    It'd be a community event. The worst part would be the unending chant of "I told you so" from the preppers.

    • @drakeford4860
      @drakeford4860 4 роки тому +43

      @@libertyprime2013 I frequently wonder if my life is just some poorly written sitcom from the 90s.

    • @malakghalb8280
      @malakghalb8280 4 роки тому +7

      so i know if anything happens i come to you right?

    • @Ghost-pq9eh
      @Ghost-pq9eh 4 роки тому +2

      Malak Ghalb find you own way don’t depend on others because that gets you killed

    • @Ghost-pq9eh
      @Ghost-pq9eh 4 роки тому +4

      We’ll be fine here In Texas

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 4 роки тому +11

      Always hilarious to see ex veterans on UA-cam. They got entire rooms filled with enough shit to win a small war. Even seen a few ex vet guys that got their hands on a freaking Vulcan...How the fuck do you get a Vulcan cannon ? You know the Warthog cannon the BRRRRRRRRRRTTT anti tank close air support. Best thing, they mounted it on a fucking Prius.

  • @dominicmanester8125
    @dominicmanester8125 3 роки тому +16

    I don't think rabies tests would bring up alien dna, they are fairly specific tests that look for the virus, the antibodies and the antigen.
    I'm almost 100% certain that standard hospital tests wouldn't flag up the kind of evidence required for proving some sort of alien traces, even if they did, they would most likely be dismissed as 'erroneous' results.

  • @melvinhotdogman6926
    @melvinhotdogman6926 4 роки тому +1245

    Plot Twist: The People in the Comments are Clones, they tried to Calm us Down so we thought its not Real

    • @girlgamervet7953
      @girlgamervet7953 4 роки тому +15

      I mean they can all speak English even though it's unlikely and it seams like they're trying to get people from every country

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 роки тому +25

      What if YOUR one of them?

    • @theogpadilla9932
      @theogpadilla9932 4 роки тому +8

      [MultiTopics]Naphtali Luther Flores shit you’re onto something. Okay! Investing in a bunker now

    • @Rexus_34_SF
      @Rexus_34_SF 4 роки тому +11

      Plot Twist: The guy commenting that people here are clones, is a clone who is trying to make a joke that will make people think there are no clones

    • @Rexus_34_SF
      @Rexus_34_SF 4 роки тому +8

      @@girlgamervet7953 did you forget about the part where the clones are borderline retarded until they kill the original and take their memories?

  • @alwayswatching5545
    @alwayswatching5545 4 роки тому +338

    The only confusing part from this is, aren’t military bases watched over 24/7 or smthn?
    How did they fight off the military groups around the world? And the clones seem to just have a bit of more strength than normal humans, but are overall equally mortal, that and they don’t seem too organized, only relying on numbers. A small well organized militia could very likely out power and outmaneuver them.
    Hell, even one person that decided to pick up a firearm with enough could probably take out a whole bunch of them before being overrun, that or just run over them with a car.
    The aliens have the element of surprise, that’s for sure, but I doubt a few dozen of them would be created before the get identified.
    It could also be the aliens know who to target, the first people infected in that town were people that held a position of political or social power (the sheriff and the pastor). So the bugs might target people in high positions of power before going after anyone else.
    But even then they cannot possibly capture all the political powers, at the same time and quietly enough for no one else to find out.
    Inevitably a clone would be killed, this would alert the world powers, then words would spread around and it would found this is happening everywhere else too and measurements to counteract this situation would ensue.
    Idk how the clones specifically are formed, I know they come from those pods, but where do those pods come from?
    My guess is once the bug bites a person, it runs away and becomes the clone (I haven’t seen the movie, so tell me if I’m wrong) then and once it hatches, it hunts for the original to replace them.
    The main problem is that this invasion relies on way way way too many variables to occur, if at any point in the beginning or middle phases of the invasion their cover is blown and groups of people large and armed enough are formed, the invasion is pretty much thwarted.
    They rely way too much on fooling us, but I doubt that realistically they would be able to fool enough people fast enough for the invasion to be successful.
    They would certainly replace a bunch of us, especially in smaller towns and he’ll they might be able to overrun entire cities. At most society as we know it Might be screwed.
    At the end I just don’t see how the invasion would last enough for it to succeed.
    Of course, if the spores last as long as the aliens need it to be, they might not need the first wave to survive, they just need to keep assaulting us until they overrun us completely.
    However that relies on humans not adapting and using clothing that prevents bites from a small rat like creature and don’t make shelters that are monitored 24/7 and that the inside of said shelter is completely isolated from the surface and only has one entrance that needs to be routinely checked and cleaned in the off chance spores get through. Humanity could 100% survive and eventually evolve from this scenario, most likely at some point going as far as overtaking the clones. Even more considering our numbers would grow and theirs would theoretically stay the same (considering we have no reason to believe they can multiply in any way that isn’t creating a clone of an individual person.
    Of course that’s also relying on the idea the clones don’t overtime adapt and become smarter and more human like to the point where they might be able to infiltrate our ranks.
    However, even then, if we were able to form a secure enough shelter that manages to stave off any horde of clones plus keep us safe from the spores, it would easy to monitor and check any person that tries to enter with a dna test (unless they are 100% identical to the original even down to the celular level)
    However we were never given a reason to believe this clones can adapt to that big of an extent (we do see them drive and they are smart enough to cut communications to the outside world in the case of this small town, but they are easily identifiable and as far as I know they don’t use any form of weaponry throughout the entire movie) so I’d say that realistically I would very likely individually die. However I’m pretty certain humanity as whole would with time survive and thrive (if it got to the point were society as we know it crumbled)
    However it wouldn’t be hard to create a save area.
    The check list to create a safe enough shelter doesn’t even need to include an underground stronghold (even though that would be the better options)
    The only things you would need for a safe shelter are the following.
    *The surrounding area has to be an open field with a large field of view, that way no horde of clones could sneak up on the shelter.
    *Have walls high enough and strong enough to prevent any individual clone from entering the shelter
    *have a food supply, this can be fixed by having a farm and maybe a certain amount of farm animals inside
    *have enough weaponry to stave off enough clones in case of an invasion, you don’t even need guns (if you have them use them though) you just need rudimentary weapons that can be used against invading forces, pots of extreme boiling water and fire would be enough to take out a whole bunch of them
    *if you have time, dig a moat around the shelter
    *funnily enough, any form of medieval defenses would be enough to fight off a horde as we see it in the movie
    Of course if the aliens get more advanced than we see them in the movies then we are fundamentally screwed. Since we do see them use some of the tools the person they replaced used, it might not be far fetched to assume they would how to use military equipment (if they managed to get their hand on any military equipment, they might be able to, but there’s a low chance they’d be able to overtake all the militaries of the world, especially not those that are currently out at sea)
    Another thing to note is that living in any areas with extreme temperature might be the safest places to live, considering they seem to die to the same things humans do, so a dessert or a frozen area could be enough to survive against the clones considering they chase after you naked in the middle of the night. So a lot of them would die before getting to you.
    TL;DR: this invasion relies on too much shit and the aliens are too weak, there’s a very likely chance that even if society crumbled, humans as a whole would survive and eventually thrive due to logical actions and logical situations.

    • @jordanrice1323
      @jordanrice1323 4 роки тому +27

      Omg well if they did overtake humanity i assume we would put and end to everything its called humanity knows when to just end it all with nukes

    • @mypeeisbluehelp
      @mypeeisbluehelp 4 роки тому +15

      That was a lot to read, but on the subject of the aliens hypothetically evolving, why tf did the ant-bug things form into something else? They seemed more than capable of forming into the creature, and the rat-like cretin itself was seen easily destroying skin and people.
      My guess is that now that they realize they have the numbers advantage they would simply form stronger organisms, and not palm sized rat things. It was never stated that they must exclusively kill them as imposters/clones.
      So unless you could keep ant sized things out of every area, we seem kinda sol

    • @Tastyburger-xr2zj
      @Tastyburger-xr2zj 4 роки тому +33

      it must suck putting this much effort into a comment only to get 15 likes while some other guy said something with no logic and it got 2.5k likes. this is an underrated comment

    • @SMK-jl4gn
      @SMK-jl4gn 4 роки тому +4

      Bro this is really thought outand i cant say i dont agree this is well made but you cant have 100% faith in humanity since there could ve cults and what not that seek saftey by sacrafacing other people and they could go into the stroungholds im not too sure but it's a possibility (sorry for shitty grammer and mistakes in the words)

    • @alwayswatching5545
      @alwayswatching5545 4 роки тому +1

      Kaden Rouse if the ant bugs formed into something bigger and stronger then we could be pretty screwed.
      We don’t have a reason to believe they can or would, but we also don’t have a reason to believe they cannot.
      It’s definitely plausible that once they crumbled society (if they managed to do that) then they would use more extreme measures of taking out the remaining survivors without he need to replace them.
      If that were the case, then chances of humanity surviving look a heck of a lot slimming, however that depends on how big and stronger they get. If they get to the size of an elephant and are aggressive, then that would certainly pose a big problem with little manageability. If it’s lion sized, it would just be problematic, but manageable.
      The only way you could probably be 100% safe from this is if the bunker was really well hidden, secure, with no top part and have a routined check for any ant bugs to make sure they don’t form inside the very bunker
      There’s also the idea that maybe they can’t form into something bigger, maybe anything bigger than the rat size creature would crumble on its own weight. I don’t know how much that’s possible, but it’s still food for thought.

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 3 роки тому +457

    How to watch a 1h 33m movie *legally* in 30 mins

  • @Cell194
    @Cell194 3 роки тому +54

    Yo. U cant tell me this wouldn’t make a fire ass anime.

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 3 роки тому +13

      Parasyte is similar to it in terms of alien parasites taking over humanity. Not in the same way, but it reminds me of it!

  • @AnAngryMagpie
    @AnAngryMagpie 4 роки тому +113

    This is my favorite kind of horror. Unnatural, disjointed, skinwalkers type shit. It's horrifying

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 4 роки тому +239

    *gets bit*
    “Hell yeah! My Uber Eats is on the way!”

  • @ryujin422
    @ryujin422 4 роки тому +154

    "It's Miss Bissette, the friendly neighborhood MILF." I see that a part of the script that got cut slipped into the captions.

  • @1980Shadowwolf
    @1980Shadowwolf 2 роки тому +10

    Secure a easily defendable location thats relatively isolated. Learn to grow food and hunt for food whenever possible even a clone likely has dormmate phases. Find a way to test to make it easier to check whos a clone then contact survivors. Once you confirm they are not clones add them to your own forces and constantly plan for growing food and hunting when needed likely while the clones are dormmate.

    • @kendivedmakarig215
      @kendivedmakarig215 Рік тому

      No matter how isolated the location is, you still have to worry about the spores that created the bug since this bug will bite you and will turn into a clone.

  • @ashinthehouse1710
    @ashinthehouse1710 4 роки тому +2634

    This is unrealistic everyone in America has guns they would just shoot the clones
    Edit: STOP TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF MY MEME PLEASE
    Edit again: ok yeah this turned into a political discussion below so have fun with that other people

    • @bobbilly3606
      @bobbilly3606 4 роки тому +232

      And probably some non clones.

    • @justagirlconstantlychangin7134
      @justagirlconstantlychangin7134 4 роки тому +45

      i mean you aren’t wrong.

    • @trevoryoung7893
      @trevoryoung7893 4 роки тому +76

      @Beju LoL yeah the idiots in the town would just start blasting the second they figured out something was wrong

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 4 роки тому +67

      If this was set in Texas, then this would be ultra realistic

    • @esoheuzamere4501
      @esoheuzamere4501 4 роки тому +35

      As a Texan, this is correct

  • @nurd3758
    @nurd3758 4 роки тому +151

    24:23
    "We use to go fishing here"
    "Do you remember?"
    "Yeah"
    *physically drowns him*
    Yeah thats what they use to do as kids yes

  • @gerryjweathersthethird5284
    @gerryjweathersthethird5284 4 роки тому +312

    “You’ve got to help me, my ma’s stuck in there with the Radroaches!”

    • @reese8397
      @reese8397 4 роки тому +14

      Your comment doesn't go unappreciated. Thanks for the smile. Love fallout 3 so much

    • @prophecybydefault4708
      @prophecybydefault4708 4 роки тому +2

      @@reese8397 are you kidding? it was buggy as hell for me.

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 4 роки тому +5

      @@prophecybydefault4708 People can enjoy things that you don't, ya know.

    • @reickuhibata
      @reickuhibata 4 роки тому

      Jesse Cook lol ikr as if people can’t have their own opinions.

    • @prophecybydefault4708
      @prophecybydefault4708 4 роки тому

      @@reickuhibata i haven't dissagreed with anyone yet. i've just said it was buggy for me.
      and im wondering why it wasn't for you.

  • @User-3O3
    @User-3O3 3 роки тому +29

    This actually seems like a really good film with an interesting premise.

  • @jaeaguilar6356
    @jaeaguilar6356 3 роки тому +253

    Imagine defeating the invasion and having access to the clone technology. You'd make a mint in the organ market.

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 роки тому +22

      Or you'll build your own business with hard working clones.

    • @rashoietolan3047
      @rashoietolan3047 3 роки тому +10

      @@emiliomarbanjr with no pay!!!

    • @rashoietolan3047
      @rashoietolan3047 3 роки тому +2

      @@richardzuckerman3166 but wait there’s more !!!!

    • @badroad4610
      @badroad4610 3 роки тому +5

      @@emiliomarbanjr clone slavery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jordihelme280
      @jordihelme280 3 роки тому +2

      this guy is going places

  • @kw1ky971
    @kw1ky971 4 роки тому +453

    0:01
    If there was a naked clone of me, trying to kill me, I'll tie it up, measure everything, and see how accurate it is

  • @weaselwolf8425
    @weaselwolf8425 3 роки тому +320

    "The More You Know" never gets old😂

  • @BloodHoundPL
    @BloodHoundPL 2 роки тому +35

    To me it's kinda weird the aliens can replicate their victims with their amputated legs regrown, but they do not remove signs of aging and body fat.

    • @donkylefernandez4680
      @donkylefernandez4680 Рік тому +2

      Makes you think about what's considered "damage" since cancer is an overproduction of broken cells.

    • @BloodHoundPL
      @BloodHoundPL Рік тому +5

      @@donkylefernandez4680 There is a term in biology called "homeostasis", which as far I understand is a state of biological balance that our bodies pursue to be alive, healthy and happy.
      Anything that disrupts homeostasis, can be considered damage, be it obesity, aging, limb loss or cancer.

  • @DrJxke
    @DrJxke 4 роки тому +213

    You could literally just act like one the entire time. But still communicate with the normal people while away from the clones.

    • @leroygaming9057
      @leroygaming9057 4 роки тому +51

      That would only work for a little while, take Invasion of the Body Snatchers for example, you would probably slip up sooner or later, but it is a good short-term solution.

    • @blackout5560
      @blackout5560 4 роки тому +6

      Reminds me of that sponge bob episode

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 4 роки тому +5

      Simple wear a mask then you set

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 роки тому +4

      @@thatstockimageguy1067 But no one is wearing a mask So you'd be committing suicide by wearing one

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 4 роки тому

      @@asandax6 it was a joke

  • @raulrincon9648
    @raulrincon9648 3 роки тому +485

    "If I was in this movie, Joey would be super dead by now"

  • @to6915
    @to6915 4 роки тому +749

    Brah I would never die to some brainless copy of myself.

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 4 роки тому +41

      Why are you saying that when they are a exact clone of you in every way

    • @shelovesbburnem1690
      @shelovesbburnem1690 3 роки тому +24

      @@sarahmellinger8125 i would tie it up and neep it alive that way the bug wont bite me and i can live knowing im safe

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 роки тому +68

      @@sarahmellinger8125 That’s a butt ass naked clone of me with no weapons vs me with a shotgun and some ice tea. I think I know who’s winning.

    • @reverseflashfacts6093
      @reverseflashfacts6093 3 роки тому +25

      Your ghost when you die to some brainless copy of yourself: “how did this happen? We’re smarter than this”

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 роки тому +10

      @@reverseflashfacts6093 Bruh if a mountain lion couldn’t kill me and my uncle while hunting, what is basically a me on meth is weak.

  • @DanielRenardAnimation
    @DanielRenardAnimation 3 роки тому +51

    "An alien samples your blood, to create a clone from your DNA, which will hatch for a cocoon and come to kill and overtake you"
    *Nerd Explains:* _Pizza Time!_ 😋

    • @geos4766
      @geos4766 3 роки тому +2

      Nerd Explains: So you have chosen death!

  • @ParanoiaPoliticianDivaa
    @ParanoiaPoliticianDivaa 4 роки тому +2325

    okay I feel like everyone's forgotten there are actual underground bunkers that actually exist in the real world so we could just go there

    • @ttv_mrjack6749
      @ttv_mrjack6749 4 роки тому +242

      Yeah this alien invasion would fail missurably. Good luck taking over a Militia in a waring nation. They'd shoot dead any clone instantly haha

    • @reverseflashfacts6093
      @reverseflashfacts6093 3 роки тому +179

      @@ttv_mrjack6749 if African warlords can win a war against the aliens from Independence Day they can win against these things

    • @joel91473
      @joel91473 3 роки тому +99

      Yea and what about the navy like the ships at sea they couldn't be touched by the aliens and I'm sure they'd realize what's going on

    • @unusannus..8005
      @unusannus..8005 3 роки тому +9

      Or last resort and go with the nuclear options and bomb the world

    • @hydraulicwendigo8244
      @hydraulicwendigo8244 3 роки тому +36

      @@unusannus..8005 yeah if I knew that humanity was screwed and aliens were brutally taking over earth I’d rather bomb and fuck it up than give it to them.

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib 3 роки тому +695

    I honestly think it would be a cooler movie if it was about them trying to survive *in* the alien invasion, finding other survivors, and trying to make a successful human community within this world.

    • @Alino-
      @Alino- 3 роки тому +59

      A human community is definitely possible as well. You'd need to go off grid, somewhere safe and secluded. The clones aren't all that bright so, if getting there weren't a problem, I'd say finding an island is your best bet. find a map, then find an island as far as possible from the shore (But still reasonably close enough to not be ridiculously far.)
      And then when there you could just chill. Getting survivors there would be a major risk though. I am 99% positive being on an island makes you safe from any clones as well. I doubt they'd really comprehend how water travel works. Especially the crazy assimilation ones that would try to get to you by running through the water. which would just result in, ya know, drowning.
      When it comes to an actual community, assuming you had any form of service like the survivors have at the end of this movie, you could post your coordinates online. It seems highly probable that these aliens have 0 idea WTF the internet is and their ability to understand our technology seems EXTREMELY limited. I also highly doubt they'd go to the effort of tracking down a small community on a desolate island, because whatever their goal is, becoming replicas of us just seems like a stepping stone in that goal. And I doubt a few stragglers affect their plans much - if at all.
      The most dangerous thing would be if you had to go into town for supplies. Blending in and shit just doesn't feel possible and sure as shit isn't safe, so you'd want to take some crop seeds to grow your own fruits and vegetables, and any animals you could get to the island to breed for food would be good. Chickens would be nice but not likely you'd be able to get them. Fish are a good go to though, since they're abundant and in the waters.
      Albeit we don't know if they only assimilate humans. We can assume they do, since we never see any implication of a non-human being assimilated. This would lead me to think that they only assimilate creatures of higher intelligence, so openly fishing would be safe.
      Shelter probably wouldn't be too difficult. If you were able to get out of a populated area after finding out about what was going on, but before it was too late, you'd of been able to get tents, a grill, and other various supplies from the local walmart loaded up in your vehicle. You could've then taken all of that down to the docks, loaded up a boat, and then just set sail. Which in that case you'd be set for awhile. And make sure any newcomers to the community bring stuff as well.
      But yeah, in the end, if a situation like this ever happened, our race wouldn't survive except for pockets of remote civilizations and hastily built communities.

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 3 роки тому +30

      @@Alino- the problem is not just the clones but the ants itself and as we all know, ant colonies are everywhere. No island would be safe if spores from the wind can reach it and infect the ants. Can't even escape ants if we try living in a ship. There really is nothing humanity can do on Earth in this kind of situation but to go to space and we all know that's not an option for 99% of the population. It's a perfect elimination method for us.

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 3 роки тому +9

      @@s_ame1135 Norad could probably hold out of at least decades. But yea, humans are dead meat in this situation.

    • @machiavalienz5165
      @machiavalienz5165 3 роки тому +6

      @@Alino- This is genius! The only issue I see would probably be getting to an island in the first place, youd need to first, find one, and who knows if you have a vheicle safe to even get to a boat, then theres the issue of you probably not knowing how to operate a boat

    • @boobgoogler
      @boobgoogler 3 роки тому +2

      I think about that island idea a lot. Would be pretty easy to find one with a few houses, especially if it’s the off season for vacations and you could just overpower the old people who live there

  • @Greensvenner
    @Greensvenner 4 роки тому +409

    How to beat the body snatchers:
    1: Be rich
    2: Have a rocket
    3: Find an alien meteorite
    4: make sure they have symbiotes on them.
    5: take your match
    6: go back to earth
    7: become the symbiote
    8: kill all the aliens as a symbiote!!!
    9: profit and world domination

  • @insertchannelname4544
    @insertchannelname4544 3 роки тому +18

    I’m guessing pastor Greg is in there with Joey too. HMMMMMM

  • @professionalneet5820
    @professionalneet5820 4 роки тому +1835

    How to beat assimilate
    People in the midwest: so anyway, I started blasting *bang bang*
    Edit: bruh wtf, why so many likes.

    • @drakeford4860
      @drakeford4860 4 роки тому +90

      Was thinking this myself. I live in the south, and I really can't imagine the bugs gaining any ground here.
      I'm personally well-enough armed to defend myself, and I've got friends with enough guns and ammo to field a militia. Hell, one of the guys I went to high school with blows up appliances with homemade explosives as a hobby.
      It'd be a community event. The worst part would be the unending chant of "I told you so" from the preppers.

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 4 роки тому +39

      @@drakeford4860 Hah! Texas has a uniformed Militia. The Texas Militaty Department with more than 25k Guardsmen, militiamen,and air guards. They want texas. They'll have to get through us

    • @blankblankpog
      @blankblankpog 4 роки тому +13

      Southerners : You're too late man

    • @smipletv
      @smipletv 4 роки тому +9

      @@drakeford4860 man's writing a documentary

    • @ayenalem29tesfay
      @ayenalem29tesfay 4 роки тому +5

      Professional Neet the *bang bang* part ruined to the joke for me.

  • @jeremiahbourne4449
    @jeremiahbourne4449 4 роки тому +162

    Me: Are you gonna eat that?
    Person who was bit: That's my clone...?
    Also me: We can split it.

    • @genericnobody
      @genericnobody 4 роки тому +8

      My parents: So this is our child?
      My gene pool: *Exists*
      Also my parents: We can split it.

    • @opheliaorchid8966
      @opheliaorchid8966 4 роки тому +6

      That takes "you look like a snack" To a whole new level

  • @deliriouszora
    @deliriouszora 4 роки тому +571

    "This will trigger a world wide quarantine"
    Yeah we would be doomed.

    • @jerryonlychild7003
      @jerryonlychild7003 4 роки тому +42

      Lol yeah we saw how well that worked out for an actual virus. Could you imagine some alien type shit? Lol please. We’d be fuuuuucked

    • @brandonlinton9806
      @brandonlinton9806 4 роки тому +1

      Or zombies

    • @msfs19941
      @msfs19941 4 роки тому +7

      @@jerryonlychild7003 that would seriously be an 'every man for himself' situation

    • @GRasputin91
      @GRasputin91 4 роки тому +11

      If the democrats were in charge, the quarantine would six months too late because they would have spent that time calling the Republicans racist and fascist for warning people of the clone behavior.

    • @deliriouszora
      @deliriouszora 4 роки тому +8

      @@GRasputin91 u wut

  • @randallholloway8686
    @randallholloway8686 3 роки тому +8

    Honestly this is one of the few movies I love that leaves on a grim note. I think I'd have to go full doom slayer mode if I was in their shoes; at least they know each other are safe and then you go on a tactical killing spree erasing all clones

  • @supergold3080
    @supergold3080 4 роки тому +67

    "They upload their murder footage to UA-cam, where it will be immediately censored." I'M DEAD! XD 🤣

  • @carsonloper8400
    @carsonloper8400 3 роки тому +212

    Looks like I’m gonna have to kick my own ass to live and eat

    • @tonytonychopper5811
      @tonytonychopper5811 3 роки тому +2

      💀 LOL RIGHT

    • @Mythikron
      @Mythikron 3 роки тому +3

      I'M KICKIN' MY ASS, YA MIND?!

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 3 роки тому +6

      I'm not eating a version of myself that can stretch his mouth wide open like that. I'm pretty sure this clone isn't made purely of human cells...

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis 3 роки тому

      Send me hate on my videossss

  • @jjcoola998
    @jjcoola998 3 роки тому +1697

    “No cop would leave a kid in that situation”
    Like when the cops returning the crying bloody beaten naked guy with a hole in his head to Jeffrey Dahmer 😅

    • @invalidpersn4496
      @invalidpersn4496 3 роки тому +100

      Ik right how tf did he get away with that?

    • @Momsadventure7
      @Momsadventure7 3 роки тому +177

      Don’t remind me they F-cking let Jeffrey take him back because he said just my lover that is angry and remember the initial cops in the first murder that they stopped him with the garbage bags in the back with the body parts and let him go because he said he was just upset by an argument with his mother

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 роки тому +99

      @@Momsadventure7 yeah it’s so fucked up how they treated (and still treat) gay people man... sad

    • @erikthewizard7752
      @erikthewizard7752 3 роки тому +20

      There's a video on UA-cam called interview with an illuminati wife, in which she says that Jeffrey Dahmer was trained along with others by the secret societies compromising the United States government and military.

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis 3 роки тому +1

      Send me hate on my videossss

  • @lanibolive9654
    @lanibolive9654 3 роки тому +7

    Clone: *running & tryna kill you*
    Nerd Explains: “Es Hora De Comer” 😂😂😂

  • @miniatureben3558
    @miniatureben3558 4 роки тому +405

    *Ik what to do In this Situation*
    *"Calls The SCP Foundation to report a New SCP"*

    • @russellbartlett9163
      @russellbartlett9163 4 роки тому +3

      No. We do the sororitas

    • @Damian-ov6sz
      @Damian-ov6sz 4 роки тому +30

      Me calling SCP-049 and telling him there's a new pestilence: laughs in Plague Doctor

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 4 роки тому +17

      Warring New SCP Euclid class detected. Specimens need to be obtained and the planet cleansed use of [Redacted] Yellow stone SCP would be required to rebuild civilization. Unknown is spors will stop. Request sent for immediate 05 council authorization.
      Awaiting response.

    • @SolVoltalix17
      @SolVoltalix17 4 роки тому +1

      Scp 6788

    • @alittlebitofeverything6312
      @alittlebitofeverything6312 4 роки тому +2

      Correct. Maybe

  • @CheeboRat
    @CheeboRat 4 роки тому +504

    "Why aren’t these people thinking straight in this highly stressful situation"

    • @milowolfface9392
      @milowolfface9392 4 роки тому +85

      Why aren't these TEENAGERS thinking straight in this stressful and horrific situation.

    • @naeshuj4702
      @naeshuj4702 4 роки тому +11

      Why aren’t these teenagers thinking straight in a highly stressful situation involving aliens. 🙄

    • @ultimatemetal9046
      @ultimatemetal9046 4 роки тому +9

      🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @YouYou-qq8uh
      @YouYou-qq8uh 4 роки тому +29

      A normal person would of started running the moment they heard a scream at night coming from a nearby house-

    • @nullozmko9397
      @nullozmko9397 4 роки тому +2

      Hmmmmmm........I. Fucking. Wonder. Why.

  • @sesameoil0009
    @sesameoil0009 4 роки тому +96

    18:41 If I were the cop I’d think that the kid crying and the parents having almost completely blank faces whilst the kid is crying to be suspect as ****.

  • @cheche2459
    @cheche2459 Рік тому +2

    Keep the great content up man you're criminally underrated