How to Beat the MUTANT CANNIBALS in HILLS HAVE EYES 2
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If your National Guard training was interrupted by cannibal mutants, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made by the inexperienced group of soldiers, what you should do, and how to beat the family of flesh-eating freaks in The Hills Have Eyes 2.
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Do day of the dead next
Ok
@@Gg-ij7li no
I feel like the only reason literally no horror movie has a military with an IQ above room temperature is because the entire movie would end in 2 minutes if the soldiers actually knew how to shoot.
Try Dog Soldiers.
The Mist has competend soldiers
@@ruhkar199 Yes but "literally " is not used here in a literal way. It's still incredibly common for the military to suck in horror movies
@@ruhkar199 the mist did it right. Instead of incompetent military getting rolled the whole movie, the soldiers were actually easily running through the monsters. The only catch was they were too late to save most of the town.
That's fucked but I love it
I feel like three disabled Vietnam vets with extreme paranoia and no functioning legs with a 1911 and a single mag would have a better chance than these guys.
they’ll shoot at the first movement. (not tryna be jokey they just know what’s up. i know a vietnam vet)
A girl guide troop suffering from dysentery could have done better.
with a bottle of whiskey
And with one eye
💀💀💀
I've never seen military soldiers be portrayed to be so incompetent in a movie until now, Sarge's death's was one of the worst ones, literally just a victim of friendly fire. Bruh.
Hate to break it to you, a huge portion of the military is incompetent.
Stop posting low effort comments for clout
@@pussdesttoyer17Don't disrespect the man.
I'll be your first nice reply! Have a nice day/night sir!
Have you heard of Hell of the living dead (1980)
There were actually a total of 6 mutants: Papa Hades, Hansel, Chameleon, Sniffer (the blind one in the tunnels), Stabber is actually Grabber's name, and Letch is actually Stabber's name. These are what's listed in the credits lol
Wait what? So Grabber's name is Stabber, and Stabber's name is Letch? My brain is so confused right now...
@@imdone-cat5200 yeah, that's what the credits say online
You mean the mutant that close the computer in anger in the end of the movie?
@@luisvelez1952 Hansel is supposedly the only one to make it out alive out of the 6, and that's just in the deleted/alternate ending
Who was the one at the end of the credits watching the family and the one watching the soldiers?
When I was younger and saw this movie for the first time, I was always so blown away that a trained group of soldiers would be so dumb. Realizing now that i'm older that it's a group of National Guard soldiers who are apparently the bottom of the barrel of their regiment makes way more sense. I'd like to see this exact same movie with a group of SEALS or Green Berets. Or literally just an average group of Marines or Army soldiers lol
Just bad writing man. How the fuck a group of armed soldiers lose a fight against like 6 mutants with melee weapons lol
@@IlNamelessKinglI Have you seen the bottom of the barrel NG Reserves?
@@someretardontheinternet Those guys in this movie make bad decisions every like 2mins. They are too dumb to even be in the bottom of the barrel tbh. An averege family could win against mutants in the first movie, most of them got killed but it made sense since you dont expect mutants trying to kill you when you are in vacation, but soldiers getting their ass kicked? Sorry but Im not gonna buy that lol. Bad writing is bad. Like the soldiers get always killed because the shitty script demands it, they get put in situations were the baddy grabs them.
@@IlNamelessKinglI You would be very surprised. The Marines also do not have a national guard. In my pre-deployment training, I was with army national guard. They couldn't shoot at all. It was like they never shot a gun in their life and their muzzle discipline was scary. Army National guard is the bottom of the barrel of the U.S. military. I was active duty Air Force in a combat engineer detachment.
@@YeahPete Yeah but I dont believe the film makers know the national guard in real life is shit lol. Why have soldiers in a movie when they are weaker than random, averege people. Makes no sense.
The point is that these mutants suck so bad and are so defeatable that the writers had to weaken the soldiers as much as possible for the movie to work. If the military group was written well, they'd have to give the cannibals guns defeating the whole point of horror and suspense. They had to work with what they had. They honestly could have made the entire sequel out of that group of unarmed scientists
What about the pregnant lady?
Nah man they are not military, they are just some dudes with guns
Natty Guard.
I’d have loved a scientists vs mutant cannibal sequel.
Nah they could have given the mutants some Uber guerrilla fighting skills, knives, bows, axes etc. and could have done a bang up job against these... "Soldiers"...
14:11 Their incompetence is staggering. You're right, accessing that he likely is suffering from tension pneumothorax. The average soldier is trained on how to treat wounds like this so that they remain stable long enough to get to better care. You can do it without the chest decompression needle, but it requires a little more finessing.
1. First you seal, dress, then bandage the exit wound. Make it air tight.
2. Seal the entrance wound with plastic and turn them on their injured side.
3. Then timing with their breath, open exhale, seal inhale. The weight of their organs will help push the air out.
If I was them I'd be worried about what the UCMJ would do to me, and the guy in command that sent them out there in the first place is also likely to get thrown in prison.
Unless the purpose for sending them out was to get rid of them. I mean first they train them with live ammo and send them to mutantvill without explaining anything to them is too suspicious.
@@asandax6 Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to sheer incompetence.
@@asandax6 nope, it's just unrealistic.
Nah mate, chest compressions on the still breathing guy with open, sucking chest wounds. Shite……
They tried CPR on a guy that was still breathing, even kids known better than that lol, as well as carry a corpse for absolutely no reason.
I have to tell something here.
My friends went on an escape room. The theme was "The Nun".
Long story short one of them told me after that " I am never gonna judge people on horror movies when they make stupid decisions".
They knew the whole thing was staged and fake and they still made foolish decisions. Adrenaline pumping, scary atmosphere, continuous jump scares and the nun was chasing them all the time.
Right before they solved the final riddle in the final room, one of them had to go all the way back to find a key or something. All alone! He messed up big time.
When you are in such a position, stupid actions gonna be made 100%. It;s easy to judge calmly from the couch.
Great episode as always!
That does not applies here tbh, these are meant to be trained soldiers.
@@thetgomes6322 Army reservists are not "Trained Soldiers"
If this were a RU movie they would be drunk/addicts.
As for America, they would still only have what, 6weeks of basic training at most, probably years ago.
"Trained Soldiers" they are not
Escape rooms also don't expect extreme violence from the escapees or for you to think outside of the box.
It's kind of different though, cause in an escape room you can't just hit a bxtch with a NFL tackle and stomp their head like you can in real life..
these are meant to be trained soldier and escape room...yeah your not allowed to hit them at all or even think out side the box and heres why they had an escape room in tenesee, it was zombie themed...no one could find the key so my 7'2 340 ass broke the door and they said we hadnt escaped because we neeeded the key yet the door....was clearly open and we were clearly out. Next was the fine for the door, which wasnt that much but the point stands your trying to compare a literally staged scenario where you arnt allowed to be smart to a group of supposed trained military professionals. Its like writing a book about human society based on super max prison inmates it just doesnt stack
I’m whole heartedly convinced I could survive anything thrown at me thanks to these videos
Unless you were the first person to die, before anyone knew the danger.
"And that's when Nick made his biggest mistake."
@@nvz176 😂😂😂
If you've been watching these videos you should be aware to not underestimate anything. First mistake is over confidence.
@@asandax6 Over confidence is a slow and insidious killer.
It says something when as a civilian I can see these soldiers discipline (lack thereof) and go... jesus f**kin' christ.... These soldiers made me almost cheer on the mutants. And then I watch this Nerd explained video and omg it was even worse than I realized.
Undisciplined soldiers.
ahhahaha! Team Mutant
Possibly not real soldiers/ mission.
This so without a doubt the worst movie Iv ever seen and it’s not even close Iv seen a lot of movies but this one actually made me cringe
Yall don't know how incompetent people in thr military can be
Leaving their guns unattended was the absolute worst move these people made.
That shit pissed me off. I was a small arms/artillery repairer. We had interesting ways to discipline those who left their rifles behind
@@spencerhering8684 Need we bring up having people who lose shit carry increasingly large rocks. Starts from the size of a golf ball. I’ve seen it go so far as rocks bigger than your torso.
My thing is where the heck are the slings in every single movie or TV show?
In the ARMY we were punished for leaving our rifles unattended or even just out of arm's reach. Everyone who serves in the ARMY, regardless of status (reserve, guard, or regular) has to go through the same basic combat training. None of them should have been that incompetent. But, it's a low budget movie written by someone who doesn't understand military tactics.
Something that's literally beat out of you in basic training. Like literally beat out of you, I had a buddy who left his weapon unattended in the field, DS literally disassembled the weapon, and threw the parts at him before smoking him till he was crying.
Finally the sequel to the hills have eyes.
The hills have eyes 2: the hills still have eyes
Hills Have Eyes 3: They grew feet
the hills have eyes 4: they can swim
The hills have eyes 5: *they can fly*
the hills have eyes 6: the valleys have eyes
The Hills Have Eyes 7: They reproduce
I feel like the family in the first hills have eyes were at more of a disadvantage than these guys tbh great vid as usual my guy #Nerd 💯
Fr they did better than these soilders
@Salsay💗↘️ ugh.
@@mcchicken5039 National Guard* they are not real soldiers they're larpers with a government stipend
I'm pretty sure the military was just getting rid of all the people they sent to the mutant Kill Zone without telling them.
The shit bags of the company 😆
As a member of the National Guard, can confirm this is how it would go down.
Lmao 🤣 🤣.. im reading all the comments on this from military people and rolling 🤣 🤣
@@FaceFamous active duty? Yeah, they could hold their own! But, the Guard?? You have 1 competent person for every 20 dumbasses 😂
really? i really doubt that if you found the supply post abandoned you would just okey dokey that shit and wander around.
@@bestibulizar6141 personally, I wouldn't. But, again, you'd be surprised. I know a few people in my unit that would 100% go exploring.
@@davisjacobs5748 they would get left behind then, time to leave
The mutants couldn’t kill the last three. Their company commander will do it instead for leaving every rifle behind along with radios and other serialized items
So im an EMT just wanted to say 14:45 you want tape on 3 sides for a chest cavity wound like a stab or gunshot. This is a special bandage called an occlusive dressing, this is because you want the air to be able to leave the chest cavity to not compress the lungs and heart. But of course the steps in a trauma go step 1: Control bleeding step 2: Everything else
I've been taught if you can do needle decompression, you can tape all 4 sides. If no needle, 3 sides.
@@shootingbricks8554 needle decompression is do able but you would need to have the proper type of needle and training. The depth of insertion with needle decompression matters a lot. Too deep you puncture the lung, too shallow and you are just stabbing them for no reason. People as untrained as them should not be doing needle decompressions.
@@shootingbricks8554 also I don't know if you are a paramedic or something but I cant even do that and I'm working on an ambo
@@dripku4039 I’m fairly certain all US soldiers are taught how to do a needle decompression
@@jameson1239 I didn't know that if that's true although to be fair being trained to do something doesn't mean they can actually do it. I
Nerd explains has basically given me a lot of good advice in surviving these events which made me do additional research. Thanks bro for your content. Like you said “Us Nerds gotta stick together”.
That's just something he says to make you trust him. He'll turn on you as soon as it benefits him. Trust no one!
@@allisonj905 hahaha
I'm an Infantry combat vet. I seriously, SERIOUSLY, have never seen such a really bad depiction of trained service members until I watched this movie.
Basic Training may sound "easy" because of the word "basic". However, it still trains people quite well in dealing with chaos adaptation. Me and my squad goes out there straight out of OSUT (Infantry version of Basic training) and we're going to handle the issue quite quickly.
I'm a high school graduate, and have more competence than these goofs 💀
@@automotivebespoke The mutants aren't even that and they're objectively more competent.
Former 13B and it was pissing me off watching these morons. I thought to myself that give me a group of trainees in blue phase of bct and they'd do a better job than these nasty girls.
@@CajunReaper95 actually in the past 20 yrs, almost half of the Army Guard Soldiers served in Afghanistan, Iraq or Syria
@@shootingbricks8554 right, NG is only less trained for combat. With the exception of reserve members that don't always get the best training because they are technically just part-time, the full time NG servicemen get most of the same basic training as army recruits. They don't do all the field training and combat drills but things like first-aid are in some ways trained even more so since that is more along the lines of what they are expected to have to deal with on a far more regular basis. Point is even if these guys are "just" NG they would at the very least be able to treat a goddamn gunshot wound and would have better trigger discipline and certainly would know how to set up a goddamn line of communication.
I watched this with my friend, we’re both Private Military, and proposed this to our CO for a ‘safety brief’. Now everyone in our unit talks about this movie constantly.
How did Doug from the first movie clap 2 huge mutants with ease using a flagpole and an axe but these clowns had a problem killing any mutants even though they had guns
@Salsay💗↘️ shut up bot
Because if they were Competent this movie would be ten minutes long.
@@superiorrule34 too damn true
@@majormoo9782 yep also in real life the mutants wouldn’t be that strong Radiation would have weakened them and also sterilize them especially if how their faces are.
The mutants from part 2 look much stronger
I remember watching this movie when I was a kid, and all I can think about is why the troops were so dumb.
Hell of a movie for a kid to watch. Lol The opening scene is gruesome as fuck and there is of course the graphic rape scene.
i always thought the guy in the toilet wasnt in the toilet, but that there were some tunnels down there through which he came and that was his escape attempt
no, they put tiny cuts over his body and stuffed him into the toilet so he would die painfully, he only tried leaving when napoleon shat down
They should've made the movie about the scientists so them struggling against the mutants would make more sense as they most likely don't have weapons and weapons training
I'm thoroughly enjoying the hivemind mentality this community has
Resistance is futile. Prepare for assimilation.
I'm thoroughly enjoying the hivemind mentality this community has
I'm thoroughly enjoying the hivemind mentality this community has
in what way is it hivemind?
@@bestibulizar6141 OP is jealously he got kicked out.
“I honestly will be disappointed if everyone doesn’t die.”
Me too.
as a 13 year military veteran i can tell you that the military higher ups not caring is 100% accurate
I would have let Nerd assess any situation first and make sure I have enough meat suits around me so he'll know what strategy I need to follow in order to survive?
Honestly, mad props for your understanding of military tactics. I couldn't find a flaw
I feel like a episode over the more action based episodes in “love death and robots”
would be super interesting. Probably a review over how to beat 3-5 specific episodes
Yh that would be interesting, I'd suggest that new cthulu episode in season 3 to start.
Hey nerd when you were talking about fixing bullet holes to the chest you actually gave the opposite advice to what you should do. You never pack a hole to the trunk. There is too much open space and voids in there, you'll be packing forever. Also pushing gauze into the lungs is going to kill your patient faster and for the lung to collapse if it hasn't already. You need to apply chest seals to anything on the trunk. You can have them pre made or make one in the moment if you need to by using any non porous material. The last thing is treat what you see first when it comes to chest wounds. Don't roll them over and treat exit wounds first. You're not as worried about blood as you are about air in this situation.
he said stuff them until they stop bleeding, not stuff them until you cant anymore
@@InitialPC that's also not the right answer though. Anytime you are packing any wound its stuff till you can't no more then pile another 2 to 3 inches on top. Also because of the nature of chest wounds you will not be able to stop the bleeding with gauze unless you are just holding it to the outside of the body. My source for this is that I'm a medic in the army.
@@InitialPC That wouldn’t solve anything. It’s internal bleeding in an open cavity; stuffing gauze in that will do nothing but waste gauze.
Are any of you doctors?
@@braydenj1327 You don’t have to be a doctor to understand the nature of internal bleeding. Compression is how you would stop internal bleeding. Filling someone with gauze wouldn’t really stop anything unless you apply pressure to the source of the internal bleeding to slow it down. Look at DARPA foam as an example of what would help.
I’m a Marine, and I was on team mutant the second I saw they had optics on over the iron sights on M4s.
You must be a young devil pup. Back in the day, the rail system was only on the barrel of rifles, so....yea the OG Acog's were mounted on the carrying handle. There were only M-16's as well.
Just came out of a three and a half hour English exam and I literally can't explain how happy I am to see this upload
Glad you got your exam over with
@@condor-yz6bo Me too. It was my second consecutive day of English and my hand was shaking like crazy. In my country, we have one set of exams and our final grade is decided solely on them so it's a high stress time. Makes uploads from my favourite channels and nice comments all the more appreciated
@@eadaoinl wow! That's some life-altering stuff right there. You should be proud of your hard work. I'm sure it paid off. I'm glad you got the years stress and exams. Hopefully the video helpped you chill a bit.
@@eadaoinl is it the leaving cert?
Let me, a weekend pipe hitter myself, tell you all about it! Sustainment. Food, Comms, HQ, Medivac would have all been established with the home unit. There would be a larger force of dudes sleeping in the armory to call if shit went down. Comms are super important. Their company RTO should be FUCKED for that. NO mission happens without comms and radio checks done at HQ first. Even then, there's a Primary, ALT, Contingency, and Emergency means of communication briefed. No 9 dudes would ever get tasked out to a mission like that. Shame on their PSG, LT, 1SG, and CO and XO for that kind of negligence. Transport. LMTVs and HUMVEE convoy. There would be no one truck that gets torched and now you're stranded. Ammo is tightly controlled. Especially if you're gonna be handling live and blanks on the same training mission. Other than all that, you hit the nail on the head. CID would be called in a heart beat. The whole mission would end when they find the first body and the soldiers would establish a cordon while they wait for medivac.
On a separate rant, it really feels like you can't make a good horror movie that features (smart) soldiers. Or any horror movie that features soldiers. Because even our dumbest single digit ASVAB scoring MFs handle shit better than your average "teenage" victim.
"you can't make a good horror movie that features (smart) soldiers" I think that's fairly accurate. Dog Soldiers does an OK job but requires another trope: command deliberately using soldiers as bait without correctly briefing or even equipping and arming them.
Imagine how quickly their entire chain of command would be relieved of duty. No comm, bo support, given BLANKS on an actual mission, and so many more mistakes. I can see the shitstorm now.
@@SkaalKesh lot of early retirement/Levenworth visits. But comeon not even Ft Hoods command is this bad
@@cantera yo, this comment is based.
This movie is the epitome of why I hate most horror movies.
The argument of "oh, you don't know what emotional state you'd be in"
Or
"You don't really know what your would do in this situation"
Yes...yes I do. I'm a fucking idiot, and even I can see these terrible decisions from a mile away.
Dog soldiers is probably the best 'military horror' movie I've seen, and even they do some dumb shit through the movie. Is it so hard to make competent protagonists and a smart antagonist to actually create tension via smart decision making?
Dog Soldiers is grossly, grossly underrated.
Its also a dumb argument to use any horror film where the characters are military.
Soldiers are trains to go into war, they wouldnt be as easilly spooked as emotionally driven civvies who never held a gun before
@@rhysjonsmusic that's a very good point. Even if we go with the idea that these are still in training.
They are in combat gear and have access to live fire ammunition, so they at the very least had to make it through boot.
People this stupid and unprofessional absolutely do not make it through boot.
Like, I can detach myself enough to believe a lot of things, but soldiers acting like dumb high schoolers in an airsoft "army" is so far removed from reality that I immediately can't take anything in the movie seriously.
One of the biggest problems with the movie was that the military team lacked a proper "smart guy/gal."
They needed someone like Private Cooper from Dog Soldiers. Because at least in that film, it took one soldier's death and one (near) fatal wounded to take the team to realise they were dealing with werewolves in the middle of the Scottish forest. What Cooper did was keeping the team together and have them handle forces greater than themselves.
Kinda crazy to think the family in the first movie was ultimately smarter than these trained clowns.
The larpers comment feels even more true at the beginning when they abandoned their guns mainly because the amount of shit they would of gotten in basic for abandoning their rifle in the first place, also sending the one guy back alone is 100% bullshit, where the fuck was his battle buddy, there would of been no chance in hell they'd of sent him back alone so definitely feels like the dropouts from basic is what makes up this team
I'm surprised u didn't at least give the guards props for when they double tapped the mutants when they actually managed to bring down one of them.
you'd think a marine type squadron would be more useful carrying what looks to me like m16s with a acog on them. a few well placed bullets should in theory be enough to wipe the degraded land of these mutants.
They ain't Marines. Marines don't wear shoulder patches.
@@shootingbricks8554 ya but there rank is on the collar which is indicitive of a corpsman it is like a wierd combo of both uniforms.
@@shootingbricks8554 thats why i said "marine type" i know they aren't marines but idk the official name for them so i called them "marine type"
I wouldn’t think they could defeat the mutants, because there must be a lot of them.
Lol at the racism in the first couple minutes, very cool Nerd Explained
yeah i was like that’s literally a slur 😅
@hardstyle905 ok
Around 14:30 timeframe, just wanna add: for gunshots to the torso, you dont want to pack into the diaphragm. Just wipe away the blood and apply a nonpermeable material (chest seal, assuming these clowns have stocked IFAKs) to the entry and exit wounds.
But yes, blood loss takes priority (limbs and junctional areas: neck, armpit, groin)
it’s a good day when you wake up to a nerd explains video.
A quick thing about dynamite. Old tnt, especially if it has gotten wet, is more dangerous and unpredictable than dynamite recently manufactured. Tnt that has gotten wet becomes even more explosive; the gunpowder binding together because of the water becomes more reactive when it dries.
Are you talking about tnt or dynamite? They aren’t the same thing you know. Also, isn’t tnt hydrophobic, not hydroscopic?
@@bertaboy9078 it's dynamite lol. I just wasn't sure what else dynamite is called
0:30 just looked it up and apparently that short version of Japanese is actually a slur, thought you might need to know
Love your videos as always, very entertaining. I've been binge watching through them for the past few days.
BTW am I the only one who was a bit surprised when the word "Jap" was being used less than a minute into the video?
I mean I know that's what we were being called that during the war ( and I won't be surprised if someone still did), but that was a "woah woah" moment for me.
Still love the video though!
i’ve been rewatching so many of your vid’s recently- im so glad you’re back!!
If you haven't done the wrong turn series I'd highly suggest at least giving them a watch! I have no idea If their beatable but, I've seen plenty of mistakes in them
THANK YOU!! Been waiting for this for "The Hills Have Eyes" series forever! Keep 'em coming!!
I appreciate the fact that I have literally never heard Nerd misuse the word literally.
Ngl sarge died because of his own mistakes, if you hear gunshots and begin approaching your teammate that is shooting, you should call out so they know you are an ally
I'm starting to question myself if I'm actually able to survive anything because i always binge watch your videos.
You probably will if you've binged as much as you've said and retained the info, tbh-
When you've written a sequel where the suburban family from the original score a better KDA than the actual soldiers you've written, maybe that's a good sign that you should do a couple re-writes...
Damn my man said "They Negligently....no. Negligence implies they're smart and looked the other way. They UNCARINGLY sent in some dorks" 🤣 😂
I rememver watching this movie as a kid. One of the first horror movies I watched.
Kids should definitely not watch this. Ripping a baby out of its mother and graphic rape. But honestly nobody should watch it.
@@BIOZILLA1 I mean it was on TV late at night and I was awake and bored. But, yeah it's horrible and discresion is advised.
You know you have a shitty horror movie if the characters have to make glaringly bad decisions just so the baddie can get them.
Damn bro you really went at it at the beginning 😂
"This group of LARPers" - Damn, I see they were already dead before the mutants got near them.
In all honesty, real military soldiers would not be this relaxed in an unknown environment, especially after finding the place they’re dropping supplies off abandoned. After discovering communication being cut off they’d likely get suspicious and do a thorough search and rescue/investigation into the matter. Not only that but most military groups working in small teams like this would more than likely be in constant communication with one another, especially when separate. After finding out the potential hostile environment (which they should already know of given the fact that the military has knowledge of the area possibly housing the murderous mutant cannibals) they would have someone sit back in a protective space in that mountainous environment with a remote control drone and monitoring and guiding/warning their squad about what they see. Not to mention flir/heat vision would likely make things incredibly easy in such an environment where you can see everything not hiding under a rock. I dislike movies that make the military/reserves look like they have no cognitive brain functions.
One of the first things the military teaches is never do ANYTHING alone. It’s so ingrained into certain groups, like the marines, that they’ll do something like go to the store together or go grab something from a car together. At the very least your battle buddy is with you. Sure, these guys are NG, but considering they’re rookies their sergeant (and where is their officer?) would keep them together at all times.
It builds cohesiveness and minimizes the time out of your sight. At the very least he could have broken them up into three fireteams of three, one at the base, one to the top of the mountain, and he takes the third into bunker. God only knows what’s in there so it’s best not to take chances.
These guys are insult to Reservists, calling them National Guard is giving them too much credit. I feel bad. I was making a big comment with all of the things I was finding wrong, but these guys effectively work like reservists. Heck, even Reservists and Guardsman given a training op like this, would probably just set up the grill and start cooking burgers and get the base sorted out and chill out. Hahahahaha.
Also just throwing this out there, in training scenarios where they use their weapons there are two main avenues for weapon training is to either use blanks, which requires a blank firing adapter, or simunition, which requires you to swap the bolt body out for one that will work on the special ammo. In other words, these guys would not have live ammo for any reason for this. If it's a serious op where they do need to pull security, then they wouldn't deploy a lone squad, it'd be more like a platoon and armed to the teeth. But judging by the way this movie is being spoken about, maybe the movie doesn't know the difference either. They sure as hell don't know anything about military stuff.
I still love how the blonde girl sees that Nicky got eaten, and still acts like they need to save the brunette girl and can’t just leave her, assuming she died, even though the blonde girl immediately tried to leave the smart dude behind😂
lol I feel like you were having a bad day when you wrote and recorded this, granted I laughed my ass off as you vented your ire on this movie, but god damn bro tell me how you really feel hahaha. loved it man, always keep up the great work.
The only movie I heard him do so far that pissed him off.. 🤣 🤣
If I had been one of them I would have more than likely asked why we were in full battle rattle when we’re just dumping off some supplies to a bunch of nerds playing in the mountains. Seems kinda sus that they would have us going in full kit with live rounds to drop stuff off in the states.
I think the military purposely sent Noob soldiers as a test experiment. To test the mutants fighting capacity, their intelligence and strength. I also think the noob soldiers were all specially picked do to their own psychological profiles, like their personalities. This would explain why a lot of them do dumb things in the movie. Like Missy having a psychological problem with peeing in front of people or Spitter being a paranoid shooter.
Just started watching your vids a month or so ago. Finally got in early on a new one. Love the content bro much love from 🇬🇧
love your content as always! i do want to mention though that the word "j*ps" is actually a racial slur with disrespectful and negative connotations and has been for a long time, so it would be heavily recommended to just say "japanese" instead. (speaking as an east asian person here) thanks!
My Grandmother is (was as she passed away and she lost her residency after marrying someone in the 50's) Japanese. All the vile words that came out of people's mouths weren't good. Even her in laws were rude.
YeH I was quite surprised to hear this.
I am glad someone brought it up, it was surprising to hear
i love how you dont hold back when it comes to stupid protagonists 😂
I like it too. Constructive criticism that way I know what to do in that situation.
You forgot to mention at the end, a mutant slams their fist on the keyboard, indicating a never to come part 3.
Even without the disapearences it´s a dumb idea to send an injured person back alone especialy in a rocky desert. Micky just has to stumble or even faint to either drop down a significant hight or injure himself even more.
You should never stuff gauze into any chest wound. You're just putting in an obstacle for the lungs to expand. Completely covering the wound in something non-porous like plastic is the best an average person can do.
How would you beat the mutants: What is the most lethal and speading chemical agent that can cover the entire area? It's not like there's anyone there that you don't want dead to begin with. It's already a testing ground and I can't think of a better use than mutant canibal rapists.
White Phosphorus
I think the military purposely sent Noob soldiers as a test experiment. To test the mutants fighting capacity, their intelligence and strength. I also think the noob soldiers were all specially picked do to their own psychological profiles, like their personalities. This would explain why a lot of them do dumb things in the movie. Like Missy having a psychological problem with peeing in front of people or Spitter being a paranoid shooter.
Isn't that a war crime?
@@fasthands6403 No
Am I the only one who saw trailers and pieces of the Hills Have Eyes movies as a child and had this mindset that it was some crazy paranormal thriller similar to Silent Hill? I always envisioned it as some super scary cryptid-esc movie.. only to grow older and realize it's just a documentary on what would happen if you introduced people from Alabama to people not from alabama
How to beat The Hills Have Eyes:
Own a firearm of any kind, a box of ammo, and a vehicle that somewhat functions.. so be an average american
You do not pack gauze into a gunshot wound in the chest cavity. You would use an occlusive dressing. Due to the anatomy of the chest gauze cannot appropriately hold pressure and will likely get in the way of the lung expanding.
5:33 This tier 1 squad of stereotypes consists of: 🤣🤣
No battle buddy system
No ear pro
Leaving your weapon
No 9 line medivac
Flagging you battle buddy
Just basic things they coulda won 😂
If you're making a makeshift chest seal, you only want to tape it on three sides (typically top, left and right) of the chest seal packet or 'plastic', to allow the blood to drain out of the lung on exhale, and for the flap to close on inhale. Much like how proper chest seals have a hole with a flap over it to allow blood to exit.
At some point one cannot be blamed for staring to root for the bad guys
The cannibal did a IT movie reference the part with waving of the arm seen
I refuse to believe these “military” individuals did not shoot on sight 😩 just letting their team get eaten alive. It should be on instinct, training is likely not even necessary when it comes to surviving.
I love the dead pan way u deliver alot of lines and insults "while my girlfriend thinks I'm thinking of other girls" lmao fuckin love it thanks for putting in the hours to make these vids always makes me laugh and get to learn alot of useful survival tips
Bro says a racial slur at 0:27 might want to correct that
Survivors from the first film: "THERE'S CANNIBAL MUTANTS IN THE HILLS! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!"
The Military: "Riiiiiight. Oh of course, we totally believe you and don't think you got lost in the desert while tripping balls on illegal substances! We'll send in a Search and Destroy team right away! 😉"
So are soldiers just not equipped with sidearms? Cause most of these mutant encounters wouldve been massively improved by an otherwised unarmed soldier being able to pull out their sidearm and start blasting
+Nerd Explains - 15:56 - Well, if I remember correctly, a National Guard veteran trained the bad guys in The Hunt, and we all know how THAT turned out. So I'm kind of not surprised by National Guard grunts being taken out by vicious mutants!
I wanted to apply as a strategist but the whole reason I watch stuff like this is because I hate watching horror movies but i still want to know the stories
Man i fucking loves both hills have eyes movies. When the remake came out in 2006 i was hooked. Hands down the first one in 2006 was my favourite horror movie ever. Although i wish they made a tuird seeing as they left us with suspense on the second one when the mutant slams the laptop before it ended. Its never too late though, look how many other movies got a sequel or a remake when we thought it would never happen.
Agreed.
You and Cinema Summary should do a collaboration
It’d be interesting to see nerd explains go over ARGs like Gemini entertainment or Mandela catalogue if they ever finish or give more insight on how the monsters function or are neutralized
Lol the way you explain this is so freaking funny
gotta love the live fire training without Sapi Plates because how in the world are all the people in this movie getting shot in the chest and it just be a lethal shot.
Crazy how this channel has more knowledge of how to be a proper soldier than the soldiers in the movie. Lol
Huh what a strange criteria checklist on the application never got the movie link but uh yeah.
Well anyway great videos keep up the good work.
21:54
Did… did the soldiers not have knives?
They must not have had knives because why else would he use a rock, right?
26:51
Oooh they did have knives!
A knife wouldn’t smash his head open
@@Stabath no, but it would rip open his throat enough that smashing his head is not really necessary
Correction in your break down.
The person you called "Hans" Is actually Colonel Redding.
Col. Redding didn't die right away, he was seen later in the movie laying against the sand wall and he took his own life with his sidearm.
Han was the Asian dude
(Also the unarmed geeks WERE provided with a military escort, that was the job of Colonel Redding)
The way I instantly smiled when I saw your videos, what is better than watching one of your favorite creators post 30 minutes long videos
They need to bring this series back.
I agree! I’d love to see a reboot or even just a continuation
Like the content. Be cool if you weren’t throwing around the word “Japs”
14:46 for a chest wound like that you have to tape 3 sides and leave the other. This allows air out without allowing more in as well as helps to prevent blood from pooling in the lungs and chest cavity
I've never seen more incompetent soldiers than these and I watched Star Wars.