How to Beat the KILLER GATORS in "CRAWL" - Part 1
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If you made every wrong decision possible when a hurricane was hitting your home, what would you do?
In this How to Beat video, we’ll follow the Kellers, see if we can make better decisions, and ultimately attempt to beat the ALLIGATORS in, CRAWL. If you think you have a better way, let me know in the comments! If you like these how to beat videos, consider liking and subscribing.
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Yes
@Bru Br Dang bro you're so funny, So funny infact i forgot to laugh
A noose would end the movie quicker
Imagine sayin im racist and homophobic bru br
@@MiniBiased LOL YOU JUST ROASTED HIM
"cut the dead weight off, like the wife when she divorced him" god i died.
lmao yh
I said _"ooouughhh"_ audibly at that
Holy curd that was savage
Very true though. Feel bad for Haley and the wife. Haley got her genetics sabotaged and the wife had to put with moron for years. I mean who the fuck fixes plumbing for a house no is living in instead of evacuating for the hurricane?!
@@brendanworthington3888 ... probably me
That was cruel....
Teacher : "You're the apex preadator"
Alligator : And I took that personally
As he should, gator is true apex predator
Nahhh dis is underrated
Lol how did this get this many likes 😂
Alligator: You've gone from Monkey, I haven't changed
😂😂
"a tornado might destroy a mobile home in Bumfuck, Missouri"
Me, sitting in my mobile home in Bumfuck, Kansas: "thank God, that was a close one"
Yep. I live in west bumfuck Oklahoma.
@@davidkilby1043 I'm in bumfuck Kentucky!
I live in Bombfuck Missouri, thank god he was referring to somewhere else
...you ever watch the Wizard of Oz? I wouldn't get to comfortable...
Oilfuck Texas for me
For everyone who has been asking, and hopefully for everyone who sees this before asking: Crawl part 2 was struck with copyright and is currently no longer available.
Ah shit. Thank you for letting us know, i was wondering.
Probably because the people who made the movie didn’t want him to talk more about how stupid this movie is and stupid they had characters make decisions.
Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.
@@gyomi7210 thank you
Your the mvp
"They can climb trees and fences too"
Well thats a nightmare I never needed.
Me: *Climbs up a tree against an alligator*
Alligator: *Follows*
Me: *....Meows.*
@@demetriusprime1505 don’t. They prefer small prey.
I once saw a monitor lizard, which has a body similar to an alligator, climb up a FLAT WOODEN FENCE. Like there was literally no footholds
@@quinntastrophy4189 Not in this movie apparently and it was to call for help, help the cat in a tree lol
@@thedominatr1214 Aight I'm out *Fades away*
"Like his wife did when she divorced him"
Fucking dead from that
He really did my guy like that
That was just cruel...
"Why do older folks not keep their phone on them most of the time?"
Because they still think it's still the 1300's where nobody needed phones
funny seeing you here
Get out of my head
Incorrect. I am a 57 year old. Paranoid retired Marine, but still older than her idiot father
@@davidkilby1043 r/woooosh
@@logankneller no .. just no kid
as a born and raised florida man, i can confirm that this is accurate. we sometimes put leashes on the roaming murder alligators to keep them as pets. the fact that they didn’t do this tells me that they are not florida men
It’s a movie so it was written by Californians
They don’t know anything about the reality of Florida
"aligators are deaf outside of water" *protagonist then gets caught and dragged away because the aligator HEARD her phone* the film cant even stick to its own crazy logic XD
Well that’s probably the whole movie. Just a big mess of inaccuracies. Otherwise, this movie wouldn’t even exist!
Well, no one said that Dave was correct to begin with
It felt the vibrations lol
Alligators are not deaf out of water
@@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844 they're not deaf in or out of the water yet according to the film they're deaf out of the water, only to have them hear the phone....out of water....defying their own logic
you forgot one thing: this takes place in florida, and every floridian is a superhuman who can easily beat a gator in any fight, and who can shrug off any hurricane damage.
That’s because everybody that lives in Florida is all whacked out on meth lol
You are thinking about russians
@@LogShaw1587 no there was guy in Florida that pried open a gators mouth to save his dog a couple months ago
@@LogShaw1587 Pretty sure Russians are like that but with vodka instead.
@@shuuuuushhshs2698 it was small but a gator nonetheless
The most realistic part of this movie is that people who live in Florida underestimate a massive hurricane
They've been through the worst of them already
Having lived there most of my life, unless Jim Cantore is afraid, nobody leaves.
its just some wind and rain really
Title: *How to beat KILLER alagators in "Crawl"*
Alternative Title: *Nerd explains roasting the actors for **27:14** minutes*
Movie: Tries to justify human outswimming aligator
Nerd explains: Amazing... every word you just said was wrong...
Try wrestling the crocoigator if you got Brazilian jujitsu and pro wrestling experience like me try using the triangle chokehold but you need to have strong metal tapes or use the dropkick if you're triple h or ray mysterio
@@ashtonerby8890
I mean sure but you can't wrestle a gator when it sneaks up on you and bites on your limbs. That's their whole thing. They ambush us.
@@ashtonerby8890 I don’t think using wrestling against a gator will end in anything except your death but you can have a go if you want
@@ashtonerby8890 you remind me of the comic about jiu jitsu about the 6 steps to put a bear in a rear naked, where step 6 is "you already died at step 2, it's a bear"
@@RandomestInc yeah your right man I think guns would be work than brazillian jujitsu and pro wrestling techniques that'll get you killed
This girl: *thinks she can outswim a gator*
The gator: fuck around and find out
Hmmmm gator pizza
😂
@@pizzaman6885 frick now I want some pizza
@@MartyBrawls I need chick fila
@@pizzaman6885 i just ate pizza
On Portugal TelePizza has a discount on Wednesday and I just ate a pizza
I love you pizza man
Now I now I cant out swim a gator
Interesting facts about alligators! They are incredibly powerful when they bite down, but have almost no muscle to force their mouth back open. Basically, if you can find a way to hold its mouth shut…it’s incapacitated lol
they can still sweep your legs with it's tail or pounce on you
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit what’s it going to do if I you’re sitting on its mouth?
*Speeeeeen*
@@mcarrowtime7095 it still thrashes around like crazy and will try to fling you off, i mean they fight other gators.
That's why you apply your weight to the croc. On flat land with no mud or what not. It's not impossible to handle a croc but it's damn dangerous asf.
Rather go a safer route as have a fucking weapon or gun.
Almost every amercian or non amercian had a fire arm or weapon in their homes.
Saddest thing that part 2 got deleted. The entertainment factor this 2-parter had was oscar-worthy
I was looking for part 2
No wonder I couldn't find it any idea why that happened
Thank you for saying as I was looking for it.
Your comment should be pinned for future searchers.
Him: "she was probably busy playing Raid Shadow Le-"
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"
UA-camr: Reaches one subscriber
Raid shadow legends: Hmmm... Would you like a sponsor?
It was so smooothhh i chocked 😂
⚰ screaming
@@MUIDYLANICE 😂😂😂😂😂
I wasnt even mad, nerd was way 2 smooth
"It's like a ghost town, everyone's gone."
..."No sh*t"
Just thought I’d let you know alligators are actually pretty scared of humans, whilst their cousins crocodiles are known to actively hunt humans, and anything they can kill
Please please please reupload crawl pt. 2! I loved this one, and just saw pt.2 got copyright struck. Pplleeeaasseee reupload!
yeah it's been struck for more than half of an year
"at some point you just have to cut the dead weight off... like his wife did in the divorce." i keep forgetting how fuckin savage this man is
it's hidden in that monotone voice lol
I kept that line in a mental pocket for when I'm eighteen and can finally live with my mom.
Saying dead weicht instead of dead meat Was a missed opportunity
What a fucking legend.
I’m a Floridian. There is literally no way that the girl didn’t know about the hurricane. They wouldn’t have even had the swim practice that morning.
Especially in FUCKIN Gainesville seriously there is no way they would do that.
Thats why you dont trust movies
@@floridaman2806 I mean while I agree, Gainesville is lucky when it gets hit, I am from there and the worst that used to happen is that the power would go out.
Driving during an active fucking hurricane is dumb as hell though.
I thought Florida man is born to wrestle aligators, where is he ?
@@meghanhixon3241 yeah I've done that lol it was pretty fun
Pov: still waiting for pt 2
Who’s here when there is no part 2?
“Haley was probably to distracted-“
No.
“playing Raid-“
No, please.
“shadow legends.”
*NOOOOOOOO*
The UA-camrs are rick rolling us with raid shadow legends now
Feels bad man
Just pathetic that guy like the other idiot you tuber
I liked the way he threw it in there!
@@walterware4371 same
character: * Breaths*
Nerd explains: The first mistake she did was to inhale oxygen
That's more of a Cinema Summary moment lolol
I think you got the wrong channel here buddy. I mean I don’t blame ya their thumbnails look extremely similar.
this is me but with everything
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q Except Nerd explains is more humorous than his more Serious Twin Brother.
I am still here. Still looking for Part 2
It got taken down my guy
Bruh that "To be continued" absolutely killed me😂😂😂
This seems like the angriest Nerd has ever been just because of the sheer stupidity of these character and the disregard for their own saftey and he just cant hold back on making fun of them.
the problem is how realistic this is, some people are just blessed with the thinking capability of the soggy pants
Well to be fair if most were in a real life situation like this I’d bet they’d make at least a couple stupid mistakes too.
The movie it self is watchable the gator look amazing. But beware turn your brain off. People make SUCH FUCKING DUMB CHOICES dear god.
He bodied Hayley lol
@@jack6126 bro. Not evacuating in a cat 5 hurricane is an idiot move. No other way to put it
If anything ever hits the fan, let’s coordinate to meet irl Nerd. I don’t want to die. I’m staying in San Diego lmk bro
Same (until food runs low)
I have a nice survival plan.
Unfortunately, imagination =/= real life.
I'll probably get caught somewhere between step 1 and step 2 of my plan.
@@juse73x that's when you get a step 2.1 and such you won't be stuck on 2 if you have several backups hell I have a back up of the back up I have
He’s going to eat you
Considering how often Nerd tells people "If shit hits the fan start eating people" I don't think that's wise.
Love your content very much! I noticed that part two to this video has been taken down. I hope it gets restored soon as these two videos are some of my favorites!
To anyone wanting part 2, you can find that NerdExplains video on Odysee-he's smart to have a backup plan and not rely on UA-cam.
Moral of the story: when life gives you gators make Gatorade
😂😂😂 mmm food 😂😂😂
Lol, I am literally losing my s*** with this comment, well done good sir.
Lol
Moral of the story: just fuckin evacuate you dumbass
Lol that made me chuckle.
I’ve never been so stunned by the pure stupidity and absence of common sense from a protagonist.
Lol
That american "horror" for you..stupid unrealistic characters making stupid easily avoidable choices for the sake of making the plot happen
They also nerfed gators like you would not believe but good bite and your bones will snap like a twig
to be fair i think daddy gives her a lot of dumb advice
They're still smarter than most protagonists in horror movies somehow.
The Jocko bit had me cackling. That was great.
“Good” 😂
2:44 That was the slickest transition in to a sponsor advertisment I have ever seen. You smooth bastard, you.
His sarcasm is hilarious 😭😭
Hey random youtuber who is trying to get relevant again by commenting a easy to make comment to get easy to get likes and people to look at your channel
I legit BOL about 15 times 🤙🏾💯👏🏾
@@grim1044 are verified youtubers just not allowed to comment on vids anymore
@@Jade-fs6ju They are. This kid’s just angry he’s a nobody.
@@wrije bruh it was one comment chil tf out
"Alligators are deaf outside of water"
Alligator: is that so?
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓: "𝑵𝒂𝒉 𝒅𝒖𝒅𝒆. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚." 😎
The gator: *I hEaR yOuR sInS mOrTaL*
Alligator: While ripping a man's leg off, "you were *saying* something!"
ᏗᏒᏋ ᎩᎧᏬ ᏕᏬᏒᏋ ᏗᏰᎧᏬᏖ ᏖᏂᏗᏖ
Sir, you have my like on how clean that transition to Raid Shadow Legends ad. First time I got got by it since I usually can predict ads
where did part 2 go, these are some of nerds funniest ones! these two videos are hilarious
This video could’ve been ten seconds long, just say, “Eat them before they eat you.”
I'll get the pizza
That's the best comment. You've done it.
"Daddy needs a new pair of boots, pants, shirt, tie, and belt, Mr. Gator!"
like ace ventura
That only applies to people.
Honestly I would love to see a movie where basically two writer teams have to out do each other, meaning we actually get smart characters and the plot gets driven forward not by mistakes or stupid desicions but just a cleverer enemie
you mean death note?
SOMEONE CALL HOLLYWO- wait no. Hollywood only wants movies from established franchises/directors...
SOMEONE CALL NETFLIX!
@@jemmascott5559 oh wait they only care about putting black people in their movies. CALL... someone
@@RATGODORIGINAL call the popo
No that would mean you get character from friday the 13th or get one character who makes every bad choice to make it scary, just to survive and then make one choice that helps them win (escape, kill or what be it) just cause it's a competition doesn't mean the movie has to be good. Most successful scary movie franchises have stupid ass characters (Friday the 13th, halloween and scream) all pretty stupid characters with one that looks smart but does many stupid thing
I've watched this set of videos like three times and that 'to be continued' last part still cracks me up xD
11:06 Thank you! I been having this issue with my folks for years
Everyone in the comments: omg alligators can do all that
Floridians: Hmmm interesting *rides giant alligator into hurricane*
~Sharknado~
Croconado - Now this is hot
Florida Man will gonna ride them like horse and play with them and call it a day.
It's true
Floridians can also get crocs if they are south enough
Who missed the line" I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone with the alligators"
Didn't he actually do this with a very small one 😂
@@DragonsRocks017 yes
He couldnt do that unless he steel plated his arm or something, alligators are fucking terrifying. Plus, it would try to drag him into the water and deathroll him.
@@zeebeeplayz it was a wee baby alligator so it wouldnt (possibly idk) hurt that much but he did put cevlar or protection around his arm
@@dylanm6956 I’m pretty sure the protection was for the snapping turtle. For the gator he just put a stick in it’s mouth to get it to let go.
Love the jocko references, it was, good.
I like the use of footage from hurricane Micheal that panama city FL, I evacuated just before that stage 5 hit
"We might be stubborn but we never quit." That script was gold.
I quit pretty easily, so please exclude me
They basically said: "We might not give up, but we never give up" 😂😂
@@nidhalsormali3051 we never quit the task at hand but we never stop doing the task that we have started
We never have decided to quit doing the assigned task because of our hubris but we never choose to subconsciously fail said designated task due to said hubris.
Me: I know. That's what being STUBBORN means.
When your parents calls you stupid for getting F on report card but you know you're smarter than the protagonists in Crawl
Fr
That not saying much lol
So you are smarter than dirt?
That's not as impressive unfortunately 🥲
@@AmateurVase hey. don't insult dirt by comparing it to the protags
Ive been away from ur channel for 5 months, i got some catching up to do. BTW amazing videos.
I laughed my ass off through this entire video! Off I go to part 2!
PS: 100% spot on!
I'd find it incredibly funny if she made it upstairs with her dad only to get jumped by a group of crocodiles instead of gators.
The masterminds behind the whole thing
@@colinm2098 And then some brazilian Jacarés can jump in it too.
@@nerobernardino88 then giant otters jump in and kill everything. Yes they exist and no don't go near them.
@@Jenna2k me too
@@Jenna2k ah yes those nightmares caimans or gators avoid those because when they're in groups they're more scarier
You’re right that alligators can be dangerous, the ones that attacks lions and cheetahs that you mentioned are crocs. Crocs are usually bigger and more likely to attack larger prey than gators. But you’re right that gators attack people. But I would say from my days of living in Kenya that crocs are more dangerous. When I lived in Florida I wasn’t terrified of standing near a river. But it was a different story in the Serengeti lol
Edit: the Serengeti is in Tanzania and it’s the Maasai Mara in Kenya in terms of national parks. I mixed that up. Although I recall being in the Serengeti and in Kenya many years ago. Anyway, you will have a better chance of seeing crocs in the Mara River in Kenya anyway!
In flordia there are only 2 things to fear, gators and Florida man
In Serengeti there is only 1 things you cannot fear, yourself
@@ey7290 Idk man. Have you ever caught a virus that made you shit your soul out? I bet you'd be scared of yourself then
Most croc species are smaller than the American alligator and less agressive but bigger than the chinese alligator. nile and salt water crocs are the ones that give crocs a bad name most of the others want nothing to do with us
@@ey7290 incorrect the only thing you cant fear is fear because your too entrenched in fear to be afraid of fear
@@brentbottoms2876 absolutely meta
This one was absolutely hilarious 😂 “A tasty distraction” 🤣🤣🤣
Yooo nerd, you ever gonna make a part 2? It's been a year, brother.
Yea there was a pt 2 apparently :/
Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.
we need so many people like this guy he has the best content ever
Ikr
One of my absolute favorites.
Him and Cinema Summary are my favorite youtubers
Agree
Agreed
I’m not even mad about the raid ad the way he did it was so clean 🧽 🧼
ikr
They do be clean
You had me at "Ludicrous Mode".
Your Crawl duology is probably your best analysis.
"If you made every possible wrong decision when a hurricane was hitting your home what would you do?"
die
Copied comment
did you try to blow it back with a massive fan?
@@kamller6525 yes because it is difficult to copy the start of the video where he gives you a chance to make a comment and say die
@@grim1044 it's just a copied comment, you don't need to get ur tits up in a twist about it.
1) Talk No Jutsu.
2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi!
3) Talk no Jutsu.
If you can’t get it’s eyes, another chance is holding its jaw shut. They have insane biting strength but their jaws can be held shut with one hand.
@@Elipsyclips yep, if you've seen the picture of a crab holding a gators jaw closed, it's accurate.
@@Elipsyclips exactly the reason
Yeah they basically have almost to zero opening power in their jaws
Yeah but the gator can and WILL still thrash around so good luck holding onto it’s snout which capable of breaking bones ☠️
N o t e d
Lol--awesome Raid plug transition!
This was a good movie with great actors and their backstory was nicely explored
“Nature can be a bit*h if you swim out your lane.” That is funny
He said it while I read ur comment which made it 10 times betted
and true too
Yep she can be ruthless
@Nnamdi Bryan bets are great
Nature knows no mercy
People: think they smart
Alligator: hahah mouth chomp
Jaws go brrrrr
i honestly can say this is the first time i watched a sponser add in a vid im suprised on how you worked your sponser into the video that was clever i usually skip forward when a youtuber just throws it in my face but you sir are crafty
I need a part two of this
"The only problem is that it's eyes are located behind it's giant pissed off mouth."
Their mouths are so cute tbh
@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 Yeah they are when that mouth isn't trying to snap your leg in half
@@conanas086 Honestly I'd have to give myself up and get eaten I mean look at them! They're so cute🥰
it's funny cause it's true
Sharks: Smart enough to bail when a hurricanes coming
People: What's the worst that could happen
They bail to minimise the risk of another sharknado sequel
We're just built different 😎
@@ryandoherty1385 genius move
And yet humans are the smatest animals "desided by humans"
Only some humans are considerd smart others are dumber than donkeys
You’re funny af
Subscribed
Did UA-cam remove part 2? These were hilarious and I can’t find it!
I can tell you as someone who has lived through hurricanes, all of them in Florida, we get PLENTY of notice and with where they live in the state they would have realistically have had shutters up days in advance. Shit like this is realistic to a degree when people deny reality but most (if not all) of us shutter up and are ready to go days before its time to deal with the ordeal.
I kept thinking this. Ya'll talkin when you've no idea what its like to be in a hurricane in FL. He keeps going on about how urgent and pressing everhthing is, but thats just not how it goes here. You know like a week in advance, theres no rush ever except for at the gas station, and at the grocery store. And even when it does make landfall its a slow lumbering thing that takes hours to get bad, and a full day to pass. And the only way the flooding would really hit you like this is if you lived by the beach, in which case the govt forcefully evacuates you; or you live by a canal or the everglades. And even then the water management areas block the brunt if it. All the buildings here are made of stone and cinderblock so damage is typically minimal. I think the film mentions they live in north FL too, making things even less pressing because hurricanes have to run along the atlantic coast of florida to reach her.
@@alejandrorivas4585 faxx ppl who dont live in Florida dont kno
@@alejandrorivas4585 Really makes me go wtf to the people who built that house then. Close to bodies of water that can flood, made of wood, has a fucking crawlspace that gators just use...
Not sure who is the biggest idiot - The daughter for trusting her dad's advice, her dad for going to a house that could collapse on him while he stays under it, or the idiots who went, "Let's build it out of wood and drywall and have no reinforcement for hurricanes. At all"
(Giving the writers a slight benefit of the doubt in that they at least put the wooden house close enough that it would be a case of, "...How did it last this long?")
I don’t like raid:shadow legends like everyone else, but that sponsor transition was as slick as always.
IKR I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING he always slick asf bahaha I love his videos
Give me some spiders
Nice
That was such a smoooooth transition
For anyone wondering. Part 2 got taken down. It's still up on odysee.
Thank you!
Nerd Explains: Hailey was probably playing rai-
Me: *Spams skip button aggressively*
Ikr
Haha every time
I actually watch his sponsors because they’re so smooth.
Video ideas, How too survive...
The Hunger Games
Jurassic World (+Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom)
The 5th wave
Battle: Los Angeles
The Day After Tomorrow
I concur
Agree
I would love to see the 5th wave or hunger games
I like that he was talking, I see it as a way of him giving proof of life and keeping himself awake.
Credit where it's due, top tier ad placement. You got me
I'm beginning to think getting killed by the 'Gator-icane" is actually more impressive than surviving it
Surviving seems super easy, barely an inconvenience
For sure, all you would need to do is leave with every other intelligent person
Get off that alligators back, OK let me get off that thing
Screen rant, right?
@@Currentlyprocrastinating37 yes
@@housespider9971 They don't even have to be intelligent, just average
Boy: "Ma, another gator got in the house."
Ma: "Another gator! Give me that shovel."
survival 100
Monsters Inc
I want an easy way of beating this whole movie is own a 22 am I the only one who is ever seen Swamp People
You know the show where they go around trapping alligators and one shotting them in the head with a 22LR
WHAT HAPPENED TI PART 2!? Did you delete it?!
i love the smooth transfers into the sponsers lol
Speaking of food chains...
"When an animal is born, they automatically know their instincts. When a human is born, we need at least two people to watch over us so we won't choke on a cheerio."
-Christopher Titus.
I mean, it works.
If we wanted we could eradicate any other Species.
We are minmaxers with 100 in Int.
I mean it's pretty cool that babies will float instinctively when you throw Them in water until a certain age so they won't drown
There actually is an evolutionary reason for that. Human babies are born very prematurely when compared to other mammals.
@@jossebrodeur6033 oh I think I remember reading about that once, wasn’t it because the size of the baby could potentially harm the mother during birth or something?
@@woah0449
Pretty much. If we gave birth at the same proportional point of other mammals, it would be more like a year rather than 9 months. Think about how big a baby gets after three months, it would be almost impossible to get out.
"And just bumf*ck Missouri" lmao that shit came outa nowhere
But he's right.
4:54 i get where your comming from, i live in cali, we ignore earthquakes all the time, we dont even get out of bed for anything less then a 4.0
That was suuuuuch a smooth transition to and ad lmao I love that
As someone from Florida, can confirm most people don't care about hurricanes until it's about to hit, if that.
Facts we dont
We have the infrastructure to just not really care.
@@alejandrorivas4585 thats facts
@@alejandrorivas4585 lol not in northwest florida atleast.... It was insane traffic when Pensacola got hit a couple months ago
As someone who lives in Orlando. We don’t even care AS its hitting us 😂
I mean the gator got her leg there, if that gator wasn't being mind controlled by the plot to act like a movie villain instead of an actual gator, it would've death rolled, he leg would be broken and ripped off in a second, since an alligator can tear even other alligator's limbs clean off with a death roll, she would enter a state of shock and pass out. Then if she didn't die due to blood loss she'd likely drown after the gator left her to tenderize in a body of water nearby. Her dad meanwhile is in no shape to escape and likely would simply scream at the top of his lungs to see if she was alright, letting the villainous gators know where he is and resulting in him following her.
Results: she could've been saved and left with almost no physical and psychological damage apart from a sense of guilt if she didn't check on the dad she apparently strongly dislikes, the dad would inevitably die because that man doesn't know anything truly useful about alligators and because his survival instincts are about as good as those of a rat contaminated with toxoplasmosis. In the end, we could beat the alligators by simply not engaging them to begin with. THE END.
I'm really not a fan of these kinds of movies and how they get a normal predatory animal and treats it like some evil hunting machine. If you want to make a movie like this, at least pick Japanese hornets, they're big they're terrifying, they kill people and they ACTUALLY DO hate humanity on a personal level
On top of all that both Alligators and crocodiles have a bite force that can match a bear claw. Strong jaws to where once it gets a hold of you there goes your limb.
I second that... fucking Suzumebachi or whatever it's called. Fucking horrifying. As big as a finger.
The death roll is used in water. On land, it just would have started dragging and thrashing her
𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓, 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝑸 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆.
@@breakenmyheart same here then I hear that little voice in my head saying walk away
12:17 yoooooo😭💀💀💀💀 only Nerd Explains😂😂
I'm mad at how smooth that transition was
"An alligator isn't gonna burst through the stairs like the Kool Aid Man!" I died 😂✋
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Rip i will send my condolences to your family
Your spelling made me die
@@shslidiot2342 I fixed it I think. Don't die- 😪✌
@@the_queer_forest_fairy5170 it's too late. Hes already gone. Your spelling killed him before you could fix it....
Why would I want RAID: Shadow Legends if it caused her to get in this mess.
You don’t want it normally
So, I’ve binged watched and liked all your videos. I’ve even rewatched your videos multiple times (that’s how much I love them 💛), but where the hell is PT 2 to Crawl lol?
Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.
@@gyomi7210 thank you! I feel complete again 😄
Is a part 2 coming soon i love this vid and i love gators
He already uploaded it, but it got taken down.
I love how the intro's not even "if killer alligators invaded your home...", but "if you made EVERY WRONG DECISION when a hurricane hit your town, what would you do?"
1) Talk No Jutsu.
2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi!
3) Talk no Jutsu.
Here's how to beat the Gators, don't be a side character...
You won’t know until it’s too late unfortunately 😔
@@Bandstand That probably means I'd be the first to die lol
@@Sword_Man_YT that’s what I’m saying haha. tfw you find out you’re the side character in life
@@Bandstand Exactly lol
@Sword Man not if I die first
nice sound choice