The Food So Bad That It's Banned In Prison

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  3 роки тому +1974

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  • @randomnessrules4971
    @randomnessrules4971 3 роки тому +7193

    Imagine your cooking being so bad that Vermont calls it "cruel and unusual punishment".

    • @XalphYT
      @XalphYT 3 роки тому +64

      You should’ve grown up eating my mother’s cooking.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 3 роки тому +56

      @@XalphYT How bad could your mother's cooking have been?

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 3 роки тому +80

      Gordon Ramsay should judge it

    • @XalphYT
      @XalphYT 3 роки тому +133

      @@SurprisinglyDeep After he had finished dinner one night, my mother asked my father if he had liked it.
      “I ate it, didn’t I?” was his reply.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 3 роки тому +20

      @@XalphYT Okay. Thanks for the reply. However what sort of stuff did your mom cook and how did she fail to cook it well? Did she make like overly dry meatloaf, lumpy pasta or soggy lasagna? Stuff like that?

  • @Boyslug
    @Boyslug 3 роки тому +4227

    Honestly, when he listed the ingredients I thought it was another joke.

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 3 роки тому +262

      Especially the Kool-Aid part

    • @akuakkk1908
      @akuakkk1908 3 роки тому +59

      If you remove the salad i might eat it. I might throw up, but i've eaten some unpleasant stuff as well so it won't be much of a downgrade.

    • @seanwilkinson8696
      @seanwilkinson8696 3 роки тому +204

      I saw an example of a "big-house recipe" for Nutriloaf being prepared on the 'tube here. It had grated carrots, applesauce, raisins, oatmeal, canned beans, and much more; just a melange of foods that, eaten separately, are perfectly palatable, providing life-giving nutrients and fiber to spare.
      However, when the ingredients are mixed and molded into this misbegotten, miserable, mutated mockery of a meal, and baked or steamed (and, paradoxically, moist heating will render it just as insanely dry and crumbly as dry roasting will), you get this Geneva Convention-violating, weaponized Constipation Helper horror.
      Nothing used in it even remotely compliments anything else, and flavors that shouldn't come within a mile of each other actively clash on the tongue like gangs in a prison riot. Nutriloaf ought to be served flambé-style on a burning miniature mattress, and studded with pretzel sticks carved into edible shivs, to complete the presentation.

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 3 роки тому +9

      i did too or that those were the different food options

    • @levranz1054
      @levranz1054 3 роки тому +4

      How worse It can be?
      Is it even worse than Iguana-On-a-Stick?

  • @hotmojoe2483
    @hotmojoe2483 3 роки тому +3565

    To be fair, being sentenced to “the loaf” is indeed an unusual punishment

    • @AttractorsAltAccount
      @AttractorsAltAccount 3 роки тому +162

      it is time to enter t h e l o a f

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 роки тому +62

      @@AttractorsAltAccount NOOOOOOOO

    • @eclipse4507
      @eclipse4507 3 роки тому

      Better than a cockmeat sandwich anyway.

    • @aspiechan420
      @aspiechan420 3 роки тому +23

      But not cruel. Cruel is being set on fire alive, skinned and dragged down the road behind a truck. Or being forced to swallow acid/other foul things.

    • @MythSpeed
      @MythSpeed 3 роки тому +85

      @@aspiechan420 the loaf is foul

  • @novemberseventh1917
    @novemberseventh1917 3 роки тому +4338

    Imagine being the one guy who actually likes nutraloaf
    You could break all the prison rules and be rewarded with a "delicious" meal!

    • @jerryhu9005
      @jerryhu9005 3 роки тому +555

      "He's too dangerous to be left alive!"

    • @carllarsen
      @carllarsen 3 роки тому +68

      warm with sriacha it's not bad

    • @charlesedwards2348
      @charlesedwards2348 3 роки тому +329

      When I worked as a guard we actually had three dudes that requested load as their meal nearly everyday. Outside was the left overs of the previous days meal and it wasnt always dry and unpleasant.

    • @EpicGhostShadow
      @EpicGhostShadow 3 роки тому +48

      @@charlesedwards2348 interesting

    • @duccline
      @duccline 3 роки тому +14

      @@charlesedwards2348 why

  • @carnauris1726
    @carnauris1726 3 роки тому +3211

    "prisoners deserve a hearing prior to being subjected to the loaf" is the greatest phrase ever spoken on this channel

    • @MayankSharma-sh7fp
      @MayankSharma-sh7fp 3 роки тому +24

      How’s that related to the sentence?

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 роки тому +34

      @Stella Hohenheim yes prisoners deserve a slave before being subjected to the loaf

    • @kap1526
      @kap1526 3 роки тому +7

      @Stella Hohenheim actually you get treated way better than a slave would

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 роки тому

      @@MayankSharma-sh7fp Hello fellow Ravenclaw

    • @MayankSharma-sh7fp
      @MayankSharma-sh7fp 3 роки тому

      @@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar YESSSSS RAVENCLAW FOREVAAAA

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +3391

    “Salad, pasta, green beans, bread...”
    Huh, doesn’t seem so bad-
    “Cookies...”
    Excuse me?
    “Coffee, milk...”
    Uhhh...
    “and Kool-Aid”
    Why. Who made this abomination?!

    • @tylerlegend7205
      @tylerlegend7205 3 роки тому +131

      Its coffee,milk or kool aid*

    • @SSKJ64
      @SSKJ64 3 роки тому +380

      It was a collaboration between Satan, Hitler, Bin-laden, and That Vegan Teacher

    • @TitaniumSteelGreatest
      @TitaniumSteelGreatest 3 роки тому +60

      @@SSKJ64 better be soy milk or vegan teacher would freak

    • @rigmaroul
      @rigmaroul 3 роки тому +10

      yummy 🙃😔

    • @memestealer426
      @memestealer426 3 роки тому +83

      "Hm doesnt sound that ba- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK"

  • @notmenotme614
    @notmenotme614 3 роки тому +5342

    Military catering: “Write that down! Write that down! Why didn’t we think of this?”

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 3 роки тому +317

      School caterers did this years ago

    • @cashews224
      @cashews224 3 роки тому +226

      @@Eye_of_a_Texan have you ever had a real MRE? Some of them are DELICIOUS!

    • @crimsontheworld772
      @crimsontheworld772 3 роки тому +7

      Charles the french reference?

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 роки тому +54

      @@cashews224 yeah,I heard the Swedish MRE has Swedish meatballs in them.

    • @cashews224
      @cashews224 3 роки тому +35

      @@PirateCat822 even in the states the meatballs in marinara is considered the best.

  • @bobin3113
    @bobin3113 3 роки тому +4715

    Prison: *bans food*
    School: that'll be 14,99$

    • @chriskatz2355
      @chriskatz2355 3 роки тому +81

      They do it at about 4/5$ now. But yah in 50 years 15$

    • @techhelpportal7778
      @techhelpportal7778 3 роки тому +147

      Me: packs lunch
      School: you weren't supose to do that

    • @adonisthegod6813
      @adonisthegod6813 3 роки тому +33

      In my school we have free food

    • @bobin3113
      @bobin3113 3 роки тому +24

      Yes i too have free food but Americans are who mostly watch hai

    • @adonisthegod6813
      @adonisthegod6813 3 роки тому +11

      @@bobin3113 ye i live in europe

  • @michaelestis6685
    @michaelestis6685 3 роки тому +2864

    How peculiar that bad food is considered a violation of rights, but psychosis inducing solitary confinement for 23 1/2 a day (for months or even years) is just peachy.

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 3 роки тому +469

      to be fair, things like Solitary confinement have been brought into question legally a lot as well.
      There are plenty of people trying to get it banned as a form of unlawful torture.

    • @Meboy-uv5td
      @Meboy-uv5td 3 роки тому +297

      nah man, you see, Cruel AND unusual punishment is bad, solitary confinement isnt unusual ya see

    • @Me-ui3ug
      @Me-ui3ug 3 роки тому +53

      So a child rapist/serial killer should live the same way as a drug user or dui?

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 3 роки тому +342

      @@Me-ui3ug they should live in a way that doesnt violate basic human rights.
      Solitary Confinement is basically torture. Its literally been documented to be a form of mental torture.
      Even the worst criminals dont deserved to be tortured or stripped of all human decency. Doing so would make us monsters no better than them and defeats the entire point of prison anyways.
      The point of prison is to punish and rehabilitate people back into society (most of the time). But stripping away all human dignity is just cruel and inhuman of us.
      You shouldnt Dehumanize people who commit crimes. Their actions may be vile, and htey may be guilty of vile things, but an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. There are ways to punish people without stripping away their humanity.

    • @xfuzzzygames6481
      @xfuzzzygames6481 3 роки тому +32

      @@Me-ui3ug Hey look, you found good examples of people that deserve the death penalty.

  • @Techtastisch
    @Techtastisch 3 роки тому +2198

    1:08 you got me there.

    • @christophwagenknecht178
      @christophwagenknecht178 3 роки тому +60

      Hätte dich hier nicht erwartet, aber du bist wohl auch ein man of quality

    • @Lamborghinjo
      @Lamborghinjo 3 роки тому +26

      @@christophwagenknecht178 man of culture! 😄

    • @z_t636
      @z_t636 3 роки тому +7

      Ehre

    • @blackferrets820
      @blackferrets820 3 роки тому +10

      irgendwo her kenn ich ich

    • @Ingenius_
      @Ingenius_ 3 роки тому +8

      Einfach auf jedem Info/Science Channel auf UA-cam hahhahaa

  • @wamsang7818
    @wamsang7818 3 роки тому +2831

    Prisons in Massachusetts: *we did it boys, disgusting food is no more"
    Schools in Massachusetts: *laughs in crappy school lunches*

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому +29

      Meanwhile in New York:My school lunch is actually pretty good.

    • @frequentlycynical642
      @frequentlycynical642 3 роки тому +76

      I loved my school lunches. Of course, that was sixty or more years ago when we had "Lunch ladies" that actually cooked the food onsite. Dishes and utensils washed and reused, not huge bags of foam and paper to the dump. Nothing packaged and/or branded, like I see today when I've visited grandkids.

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 3 роки тому +17

      Isn't there more money going to prison food than school food lol

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 3 роки тому +26

      @@frequentlycynical642 some still make great food. My school had an award winning cook who made great food, but she quit about 2 years ago. The cook that replaced her is so bad that I sometimes ask myself how she managed to get the job. Often there's nearly no seasoning on the food and/or it's under/overcooked.

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 3 роки тому +7

      @@frequentlycynical642 I'm glad, though, that I live in Sweden where the school food is free, so if I'm low on money I can still eat.

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf 3 роки тому +155

    There's a former local judge who would describe "loaf" when trying to 'scare straight' juvenile offenders.

  • @Flint_Inferno
    @Flint_Inferno 3 роки тому +2654

    Judge: I sentence you to one meal of the loaf. *bangs gavel*
    Lawyer: Your honor, please! That punishment is too severe for my client!

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +134

      Judge: "I sentence you to being forced to eat the loa-"
      Them: *dies on the spot*

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому +7

      @@TinyDeskEngineer HAHA!HE DIDNT FINISH!

    • @NoodleProductions
      @NoodleProductions 3 роки тому +27

      Couldn’t we think of an alternative? 100 years in prison, perhaps?

    • @Rayalot72
      @Rayalot72 3 роки тому +8

      Almost as severe as being sent to Detroit.

    • @tamalemonster
      @tamalemonster 3 роки тому +18

      Seriously. Are we going to be so weak on crime we want to ensure law breakers the right to state provided meals with a minimum taste requirement? A hard to enforce slippery slope. What's next, no instant mashed potatoes? Or no bars because it might make them feel trapped and hurt their psyche?

  • @cedricye1767
    @cedricye1767 3 роки тому +777

    Judge: "You have 2 options, 1 loaf meal or execution."
    Sentenced Guy: "Isn't it obvious? Bring out the firing squad."

    • @Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer
      @Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer 3 роки тому +102

      Judge: What's your last meal request?
      Convict: Nutraloaf.
      Judge: 😳

    • @januaryramadhan7765
      @januaryramadhan7765 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer lmao

    • @TitaniumSteelGreatest
      @TitaniumSteelGreatest 3 роки тому +18

      @@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer "I wanted both, Your Honor 😏

    • @poketrainerrandy5960
      @poketrainerrandy5960 3 роки тому +22

      @@TitaniumSteelGreatest "Now if you would please be so kind as to fire the loaf up my ass, Your Honor."

    • @TitaniumSteelGreatest
      @TitaniumSteelGreatest 3 роки тому +14

      @@poketrainerrandy5960 I forgot I posted the comment and got genuinely scared and worried

  • @paul2019.
    @paul2019. 3 роки тому +101

    “I’m an activist”
    “For what?”
    “Anti-nutraloaf”

  • @jacobhaft9714
    @jacobhaft9714 3 роки тому +278

    2:27 Ironically, in a prison, that food could very well have been cooked by a rat, in both meanings of the word.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 роки тому +329

    Reminds me of that time Homer Simpson declared all foods should be eaten in nutritional bar form, which he then tried to do with spaghetti and meatballs.
    One bite later: “Hospital please.”

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 3 роки тому +217

    If you need do describe something as "technically edible", I think you should stop right there.

    • @soup331emd5
      @soup331emd5 3 роки тому +17

      there are a lot of things that are technically edible, but you don't see me out there scarfing down my lawn.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 2 роки тому +5

      everything is technically edible once

  • @doujinflip
    @doujinflip 3 роки тому +2716

    Ironically, *lobster* was once considered a violation of human rights because of how often the "trash of the sea" was fed to prisoners... and now look how much we _pay_ for a plate 🦞💰

    • @aidanquiett668
      @aidanquiett668 3 роки тому +277

      Shotguns used to be considered the same level of cruelty as bio weapons and torture by the germans in WW1 because it was so powerful once inside the enemy's trench. I have a feeling that we will look back on this too and see that yet again the past didnt understand what is common knowledge in the future

    • @rcksnxc361
      @rcksnxc361 3 роки тому +200

      Aidan Quiett so basically shotguns were too op and they had to remove it?

    • @dwightschrute4506
      @dwightschrute4506 3 роки тому +146

      @@rcksnxc361 Yeah they got nerfed :(

    • @StalkinU
      @StalkinU 3 роки тому +83

      @@aidanquiett668 so what your saying is nutraloaf should be expensive instead of a well deserved treat for inmates. Must be fun living in your bubble.

    • @macsnafu
      @macsnafu 3 роки тому +122

      I don't think prisoners were given garlic butter and candle light to eat their lobster with, to say nothing of those cute, little lobster bibs.

  • @scottsieke7948
    @scottsieke7948 3 роки тому +164

    I was pretty far through this video before I realized you weren’t going to circle back and reveals that recipe as a joke, and that was ACTUALLY what they were serving...

    • @robhulluk
      @robhulluk 3 роки тому +8

      Same. I was like "This must be a joke. Surely it's a joke. Wow, it's real!"

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 3 роки тому +103

    School cafeteria ladies: WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @thomasprovitt1806
    @thomasprovitt1806 3 роки тому +157

    Hi. I worked as an inmate supervisor in a corrections kitchen. I saw one loaf in my 6 months there. It was served to an inmate in the segregation unit who tried to squirt feces and urine at the corrections officers out of his cell access panel during tray collection after a meal.
    Nutrient Loaf Is absolutely as disgusting as it sounds and is absolutely used as a punishment. But tbh, its a comparatively small symptom at the top of the mountain of issues plaguing the American corrections system. The base goals of our corrections systems need to be driven towards rehabilitation not punishment, as it is now, before we can fix institutional "administrative foibles" Like NutriLoaf and camera coverage dead zones.
    The reform necessary to make our CJ system effective and safe is a generational effort at least. That's how absolutely FUBAR the whole thing is.
    Thanks guys for the work you do in educating people on the massive injustice and criminality in our corrections and justice system.

    • @WaynesStrangeBrain
      @WaynesStrangeBrain 2 роки тому +5

      We have so much emphasis on individual responsibility. Sure. But if you want things to actually change, *statistically*, you have to address root influences

    • @e.moonbound2420
      @e.moonbound2420 11 місяців тому

      What is a "segregation unit"? The Civil Rights Act didn't get to prisons yet?

    • @geekerandy8773
      @geekerandy8773 10 місяців тому +5

      @@e.moonbound2420…you do know that “segregation” is not limited to just race, right?

    • @FayeVert
      @FayeVert 10 місяців тому +2

      It's short for "administrative segregation housing unit" pr some variation of that - basically a nicer term for "solitary confinement". Solitary is known for making people go very crazy very fast, and that inmate probably wouldn't have tried the feces thing if he hadn't been put in there in the first place. There's a documentary called "solitary nation" you can watch about it.

    • @saintsinningsword
      @saintsinningsword 10 місяців тому

      Make me a loaf.

  • @60secondfinance81
    @60secondfinance81 3 роки тому +870

    Next video on Wendover Productions:
    The logistics of bad airplane food

    • @markchinguz4401
      @markchinguz4401 3 роки тому +21

      It's because the lower pressure makes your tastebuds less effective

    • @cappyjones
      @cappyjones 3 роки тому +4

      @@markchinguz4401 I thought the planes were pressurized? 🤔

    • @annoyingperson2255
      @annoyingperson2255 3 роки тому

      Gonna like once more then 69 likes

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 3 роки тому +17

      @@cappyjones yes, but there isn’t as much pressure as there is on the ground. If there wasn’t a difference it wouldn’t make your ears pop

    • @elijaha773
      @elijaha773 3 роки тому +2

      @@cappyjones I think it is more the moisture levels, not pressure.

  • @Appl3forPFP
    @Appl3forPFP 3 роки тому +60

    From what I’ve seen here, Nutraloaf is absolutely edible. It just so happens to be so edible that it comes full circle and becomes *just barely* edible.

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo 10 місяців тому +4

      Do you eat ice cream with ketchup? This’s basically that but way worse all ingredients are absolutely edible separately but together they’re abhorrent

    • @Appl3forPFP
      @Appl3forPFP 10 місяців тому +2

      @the_jingo Edible doesn't mean pleasant to eat. Shoe leather is technically edible (emphasis on *technically*), but I'm pretty sure nobody would ever want to eat their shoes.
      On the other hand, nightshade berries are apparently very pleasant to eat, but they're still super poisonous.

  • @deejaydaiel9181
    @deejaydaiel9181 3 роки тому +777

    Prisons: Nutraloaf is so bad, we banned it.
    School cantines: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

  • @aidensface4131
    @aidensface4131 3 роки тому +237

    Some dude staring at a nutri-bullet: "I bet that tastes fucking delicious..."

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 роки тому +25

      Look, I don't swallow nutri-bullets for fun, or on a regular basis. I was young, I needed the money, and they said nobody I know would ever see the video.

  • @lamenwatch1877
    @lamenwatch1877 3 роки тому +51

    "Is everything alright, sweetie? You haven't even touched your Nutraloaf."
    Edit: 2:26
    This is exactly what Remmy DIDN'T want when he saw Linguini throwing ingredients into the pot! 🤣

  • @PatataMaxtex
    @PatataMaxtex 3 роки тому +1250

    "Nutraloaf is so bad, it is banned in prisons"
    Me: "So what, prisoners are people aswell"
    "It is banned in American prisons"
    Me: "HOLY SHIT!!"

    • @tim..indeed
      @tim..indeed 3 роки тому +193

      You know it must be REALLY bad when it's not allowed in the US

    • @pr0xima528
      @pr0xima528 3 роки тому +115

      @@tim..indeed the freedom is strong but the loaf is stronger

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 роки тому +20

      Reddit moment

    • @Thomas-lu8mp
      @Thomas-lu8mp 3 роки тому +21

      But it's not banned in American schools

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 роки тому +24

      @@Thomas-lu8mp Have you ever MET a child? Serial killers are sometimes better humans.

  • @colevano
    @colevano 3 роки тому +502

    Wait. They make all that spaghetti, salad, etc. and then chop it up and shove it in the oven? Seems like extra steps are being taken to be more cruel to prisoners.

    • @ryanpenrod1859
      @ryanpenrod1859 3 роки тому +101

      They already have to cook all that food for the rest of the prisoners, they just make it into a loaf for the ones being bad.

    • @Vher_
      @Vher_ 3 роки тому +144

      If I understand correctly, it's actually just leftovers from regular meals blended and loafed up rather than meals made for the sole purpose of turning them into sick

    • @nuarius
      @nuarius 3 роки тому +106

      That is still taking extra steps fore the sole purpose of being more cruel.

    • @Burgeonite
      @Burgeonite 3 роки тому +66

      Yep, that’s pretty much it. The point is that they want to be cruel. Glad it’s being banned in some places.

    • @wormcowboy
      @wormcowboy 3 роки тому +27

      It absolutely is just being cruel with extra steps

  • @thefozzybear
    @thefozzybear 3 роки тому +58

    From serving lobsters to nutraloaf, the US correctional system has progressed.

  • @aaeve5676
    @aaeve5676 3 роки тому +1455

    Probably still more delicious than whatever I can cook.
    Edit: Damn, People are more supportive than I thought, Thanks though.

    • @Bird_Dog00
      @Bird_Dog00 3 роки тому +67

      Given that this compressed pigs food is apparently made by blending pasta, salad, cookies and coffee together, that's truly a rare talent you got there, bro... ;)

    • @zuglymonster
      @zuglymonster 3 роки тому +5

      NO, no it not.

    • @winnamon7587
      @winnamon7587 3 роки тому +30

      Minute ramen is awesome, don't downgrade yourself

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому +9

      @@winnamon7587 It is!I love it!

    • @MOCHERlK
      @MOCHERlK 3 роки тому +4

      I cook my chicken with uranium so you probably better then me

  • @primitivestudio1
    @primitivestudio1 3 роки тому +32

    Thanks for sharing. This reminds me of my times on a US submarine doing food onload. While daisy-chaining boxes of food on a submarine for deployment I would often see boxes of food that would say this: "UNFIT FOR PRISONER CONSUMPTION". What is sad is in Military submarines are considered to have some of the best food, yet we had food that was marked not good for prisoners, a lovely way to support the troops.

  • @cymond
    @cymond 2 роки тому +68

    Vaguely related personal experience: I spent 56 days in the hospital. After 42 says, I could barely choke down the food. After 50 days, I couldn't even be in the same room as the food without gagging. I would wake up coughing and retching, look over, and see a plate of hospital food on my table. I resorted to ordering delivery once a day, and splitting it into 2 meals.
    And that's not even food designed to be a punishment.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Рік тому +5

      True. Its absolutely tasteless and somewhat disgusting compared to my or my mom cooking. Cant imagine WHAT is bad food if that is a good one.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 11 місяців тому +7

      I was in the hospital for 5 days after my spine tried to cut my spinal cord and.... that hospital may be named after a saint but that is the kind of food you force sinners to eat.

    • @rorqualmaru
      @rorqualmaru 10 місяців тому +2

      The food in the hospital I was recovering in was actually pretty decent. A bit bland but a good variety of different items so it never felt monotonous.

    • @WilDBeestMF
      @WilDBeestMF 10 місяців тому +1

      Hospital food and regular prison food has TOO MANY SIMILARITIES FOR COMFORT.

    • @MrEnjoivolcom1
      @MrEnjoivolcom1 3 місяці тому +1

      Yall are insane. Hospital food in pretty okay! And sometimes even pretty dang good. Dunno what sort of sweet silver spoon you guys have had but as long as you get some good ole southern black women in the kitchen, youre ginna get some good tasting food! You were most likely at a hospital that bought and served packaged or frozen-thaw foods.

  • @MenloMarseilles
    @MenloMarseilles 3 роки тому +319

    One of my lawyer friends researched this topic by actually trying to go on a "disciplinary Nutraloaf diet" to see what it's like, back in 2009. (There's an after action report from this at ua-cam.com/video/EsWeoH0OiL4/v-deo.html)
    It turns out the biggest punishment factor here isn't even the loaf itself! What *really* upgrades it to "cruel and unusual punishment" is that eating the same food over and over again without any variation, especially when it's not particularly *good*, is a uniquely maddening form of monotony.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 2 роки тому +39

      Did he remember to use food well past it's expiry date that has then been left on the kitchen counter overnight? Because from a medical standpoint it's a non-issue: nutraloaf is illegal.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 2 роки тому +13

      not to mention in institutions, meals are a bright spot in the day.

  • @reddysetgo1341
    @reddysetgo1341 3 роки тому +623

    prisons: this food is so bad that we banned here
    schools: *finally, some good fucking food*

  • @999manman
    @999manman 3 роки тому +52

    I'd still like to try it just once to see what the fuss is about.

    • @Yamezzzz
      @Yamezzzz 3 роки тому +12

      A bite of it sure, not the whole bloody lot.

    • @CesarMartinez-wi7wc
      @CesarMartinez-wi7wc 3 роки тому +14

      Just go to school on a Monday and ask for free lunch

    • @lunatpr5594
      @lunatpr5594 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @CreeperMan-dr6ql
      @CreeperMan-dr6ql 3 роки тому +6

      I tried it. DONT. DEAR GOD DONT. WHY.

    • @nguyenduyphuc3924
      @nguyenduyphuc3924 3 роки тому +1

      @@CesarMartinez-wi7wc or Friday, hell, any days would works

  • @sawyerlittle1812
    @sawyerlittle1812 3 роки тому +141

    nutraloaf looks like something my cat would throw up 🤮

    • @imblack011
      @imblack011 3 роки тому +3

      And it's the same color as my vomit. No, I'm actually being serious.

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 3 роки тому +1

      Leave Shrek alone

  • @piekay7285
    @piekay7285 3 роки тому +81

    In some German prisons the inmates are allowed to cook their own meals. Same in Norway. (The prisons with the highest rehabilitation rate)

    • @b.6603
      @b.6603 3 роки тому +37

      The punitive prison system serves no purpose other than manufacturing human suffering. We will abolish it! :)

    • @sampowell5346
      @sampowell5346 3 роки тому +2

      @@b.6603 agreed! :)

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 3 роки тому

      @@b.6603 :)

    • @RN1441
      @RN1441 3 роки тому +5

      I'm of the impression that prison models also depend on the culture of the inmate population. In China, I understand that they switched FROM a rehabilitation model TO a punishment model after the former proved ineffective (alternately, because the latter proved profitable for prison officials and politicians, but hey....)

    • @samhouston1979
      @samhouston1979 2 роки тому +3

      Doesn’t Germany let out murderers after only a couple decades too?!

  • @richardrhodes9664
    @richardrhodes9664 3 роки тому +56

    I really want to know about the 61 year old German who was almost made queen of England. Why would you make this video private just before I clicked on it to watch? Rude af

    • @richardrhodes9664
      @richardrhodes9664 3 роки тому +6

      If this video is released again after this comment. I’m not psychic. I’ve just ‘rang dat bell’ and you should too for content that is at least half as interesting as you expected it to be.

    • @Treebark39
      @Treebark39 3 роки тому +8

      I think it’s because he forgot to throw his sponsorship on it. Wouldn’t be shocked if it goes back up with dashlane plug soon lmao

    • @mlgdigimon
      @mlgdigimon 3 роки тому

      True

  • @micahrockwell3267
    @micahrockwell3267 3 роки тому +97

    I'm 90% sure that the Nutraloaf was served at my cafeteria a few weeks ago. This is not a joke, I'm being 10/10 serious right here. Looked almost exactly the same as the photo.

    • @marcel1372
      @marcel1372 2 роки тому +17

      they got the same companies supplying food to schools and prisons

    • @gurglemurgle5
      @gurglemurgle5 2 роки тому +9

      @@marcel1372 Who's saying those things are different?

  • @albertmiller2electricbooga897
    @albertmiller2electricbooga897 3 роки тому +80

    School canteens: I’ll take your entire stock

    • @turtlevolcano
      @turtlevolcano 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @TOSkwar22
      @TOSkwar22 3 роки тому +3

      The comment immediately above yours right now:
      "Robinson (Robi) Iliev
      6 minutes ago
      I already know these comments are gonna be "wow my school lunch made it into this video""

  • @flamingkitsune2792
    @flamingkitsune2792 2 роки тому +13

    when someone says "technically eatable" you know we have gone to far

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 Рік тому +2

      But there are many technically edible things out there, like tree bark, and clay. Are you saying that NATURE has gone too far?

  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 3 роки тому +401

    *“Technically counts as food” best description of my moms food lmao*

  • @BillPickle
    @BillPickle 3 роки тому +185

    "Prisoners at least deserve a hearing before being subjected to the loaf"
    What a time to be alive

    • @gracenotme671
      @gracenotme671 3 роки тому +4

      Bill love your profile picture

    • @BillPickle
      @BillPickle 3 роки тому +4

      @@gracenotme671 Thanks! Pickles are wonderful

    • @calebjaymes9710
      @calebjaymes9710 3 роки тому +1

      For rreal. Just give em the loaf who cares, it's just loaf

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 3 роки тому +3

      @@BillPickle And he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +13

    "You have broken multiple rules, you now must eat the loaf"
    "Finally, now I get to use this gun I hid in my pocket!"
    *shoots self*

  • @37beers58
    @37beers58 3 роки тому +26

    I worked DOC for 2 years dealing with the corruption & illegal shit before I could finally find a new job. Can confirm. Inmates in confinement (as opposed to open pop housing, for problematic inmates) would rather go hungry and not eat at all vs eating the loaf. Many times I'd have to give it to them and they'd just tell me no, not to even put it in the food flaps.

  • @jimmyzhao2673
    @jimmyzhao2673 2 роки тому +11

    "For Profit Prisons' will try to save costs wherever they can, Food costs being one of the areas they always want to cut back on.

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 3 роки тому +213

    Incoming: *My schools lunch food* comments.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 роки тому +1

      Do you know how bad school food out here in the SW is?

    • @bluisarchived5527
      @bluisarchived5527 3 роки тому +1

      @@Attaxalotl bag of milk and rotten seasoned mike n like?

    • @taliesinriver
      @taliesinriver 3 роки тому +1

      I've seen two comments saying those comments will be here but not actually any *my schools lunch food* comments.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 роки тому

      @@bluisarchived5527
      No, but the milk tastes sour for some reason and the mac & cheese tastes like a mix of the sharp part of cheddar without the actual cheddar flavor and the color orange.

  • @HZVideosOfficial
    @HZVideosOfficial 3 роки тому +64

    Petition for Gordon Ramsay to taste and review it

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 3 роки тому +9

      I just want a vine or a UA-cam short of his reaction to someone describing how it's made. The comedic timing of the video ending when he's at peak disgust would be *chef's kiss*

  • @notmuch_23
    @notmuch_23 11 місяців тому +2

    If you give meal loaf to _every_ inmate, it's not unusual anymore. *taps temple *

  • @jordanlaquey5325
    @jordanlaquey5325 3 роки тому +22

    Sam and his team are single handily keeping the stock footage market afloat

  • @creamytwinky2515
    @creamytwinky2515 3 роки тому +112

    Makes you wonder why they combined apple sauce, spaghetti, and a cookie into a loaf instead of just serving it separately

    • @sergiocalderon815
      @sergiocalderon815 3 роки тому +9

      Get it right, its a cookie or applesauce with your spaghetti. It is a prison after all

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 3 роки тому +41

      It was specifcally made as punishment. They literally said that in the video.

    • @talltomtube
      @talltomtube 3 роки тому +23

      Using leftover food and no need to give prisoners utensils to eat this. Less to clean and extra mental punishment to eat a meal by hand only.

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 роки тому +9

      Try watching the video and you’ll find out why. 🙄

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 Рік тому +1

      It's mainly served as a punishment for inmates who are known for throwing their food at guards. The loaf is much harder to make a mess with and less dangerous if thrown.

  • @greed0599
    @greed0599 10 місяців тому +1

    The funny thing is that you CAN make good tasting food cubes. They just didnt care about flavor composition or anything, they just took all the food off the line and mashed it together.

  • @ryanstratton3993
    @ryanstratton3993 3 роки тому +39

    I went to an inner-city elementary school which served dinner. They did serve this.

    • @Ulissescars
      @Ulissescars 3 роки тому +10

      This school should be sued then, as they are serving illegal food.

    • @scrumptiousbee1032
      @scrumptiousbee1032 3 роки тому +1

      You have been sentenced to jail for serving the forbidden loaf.

    • @dwightschrute4506
      @dwightschrute4506 3 роки тому

      @@scrumptiousbee1032 as a result, eat this

  • @yourseatatthetable
    @yourseatatthetable 3 роки тому +52

    A few things to consider: These 'loafs' are usually used when an inmate is very disruptive, which includes throwing feces, spitting, and prison food, at correctional officers and staff. These loafs', in Iowa anyway, are usually (and supposedly) left overs from a previous days meal, blended then baked. Consider that much of the food products used in prisons are well past expiration dates (very well past), and/or considered rejects that cannot be sold for public consumption. By leaving them at room temperature it expedites bacteria growth that can and is harmful to humans. Then there is the 'appeal' portion, you know, where we, as human beings, prefer food that looks edible, even appetizing? The combination of the above often results in something that a goat and most dogs would turn their noses up too. Feeding the said inmate this loaf, several times a day, for weeks on end, often results in huge weight loss and pushing said inmate to the border of medical distress. (Most refusing to eat such a item until starvation forces them too, or they pass out from the lack of food, at which point the prison medical staff are forced to induce feeding (i.e. via a tube down the throat) which causes injury and severe violation of said inmate's person. Now, it is not, in general, the prisons intent to do this but they are obligated by law to 'keep said inmate' alive, period. So yes, by the basic definition of cruel and unusual, this qualities. For the inmate, for the officers and staff that have to administer such treatment, and for humanity in general. Don't think so? Then I challenge you to buy the cheapest, oldest foodstuffs you can, blend them with your coffee, milk, etc., and baked them, then feed them to your family and yourself at every meal for say, two weeks. Record the results physically, mentally, and socially. You might change your opinion.

    • @benjaminma1788
      @benjaminma1788 2 роки тому

      Incredibly well written

    • @allylilith5605
      @allylilith5605 2 роки тому +5

      if I had to go to prison, and I then still decided to throw around my own fecies in there like an ape, I wouldnt have the audactiy to complain about free food, no matter how bad it is

    • @yourseatatthetable
      @yourseatatthetable 2 роки тому +1

      @@allylilith5605 Easier said then done. Even though I can imagine what a subsistence level floob in the worst third world country eats daily, and considers themselves grateful that they had something to eat, I cannot, without having faced years of the same diet, truly comprehend what it is to have had to face that every day.

    • @buddy8559
      @buddy8559 2 роки тому

      I challenge you to go work in a prison and actually have shit thrown on you. To have your family threatened by gang members. Don't think they can't have someone sent to your house while they know you are at work and rape your wife and kill her along with your kids. Go to work behind those walls and fences and tell me how easy it is to manage killers rapist child murders doing life without parole and could care less about you or your health and well being. I do not agree with being served something that is expired but who gives a damn about if it looks edible. I challenge you to go to work in a prison maximum security prison in administrative segregation with the worst inmates on the farm and work for say two weeks. Record your results and you will change your opinion. Oh and be prepared to be forced work 16+ hours a day for 6 days in a row with those law abiding rule abiding non disruptive never staff assaulting inmates that are complete angels.

    • @allylilith5605
      @allylilith5605 2 роки тому +4

      @@yourseatatthetable this is what makes it a punishment in the first place. I imagine being in prison alone isnt fun and it shouldnt be. the point is that people who are criminal get punished and people who still do despicable crap while already in the prison need some sort of potential punishment like this awful food. people need positive AND negative motivation to assure that they behave well, otherwise, what is going to stop people from throwing their own shit around and do they really deserve the same diet and treatment as the other people who get thrown at for no reason?

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 3 роки тому +11

    "THIS CRAP'S SO UNEDIBLE IT'S ILLEGAL"

  • @FleshWolf
    @FleshWolf 3 роки тому +56

    Sounds like something a low level comic villain would think of so that’s pretty cruel and usual

  • @gregorsamsa3016
    @gregorsamsa3016 3 роки тому +7

    I've spent some time in the county jail(as an inmate) - a bit different than prison. We had those loaves there. Mostly I saw it being given to mental patients and those that would throw regular food at the sheriff's deputies. I worked in the kitchen and I was more concerned about the frozen food that had been expired for more than a year and the food that said "Not For Human Consumption" right on the box. The loaves I saw were made from whatever the meal would be, blended and baked, and would vary each day.

  • @daemon.mythos
    @daemon.mythos 10 місяців тому +1

    Also ALOT of military food comes packaged in "Not for Institutional Use", and one even stated "Could be considered Inhumane". Helped with food breakouts on a ship in '08.

  • @500ccRabbit
    @500ccRabbit 3 роки тому +12

    Nutraloaf isn't banned, it just can't be served without reason. It's primary purpose is that it can be slid underneath a door for an offender who's door can't be opened for some reason. I've met inmates who like loaf

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 роки тому +2

      Except in the list of places he read off where it is in fact banned. Unlike the places you're talking about that require a good reason, and the other places where there's no rules about it at all.

    • @500ccRabbit
      @500ccRabbit 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnladuke6475 it's very clickbaity. It's like calling GTA "the game so violent it's banned!" Because a few places banned it.

  • @evanleo7633
    @evanleo7633 3 роки тому +38

    when I was in the army one form of punishment is to eat MRE for dinner for a week, and I don’t even remember what we were punished for 😅

    • @XKQ2
      @XKQ2 3 роки тому +2

      Is it taht bad?

    • @evanleo7633
      @evanleo7633 3 роки тому +10

      @@XKQ2 it’s actually pretty good in the field , but after eating it straight for a week you get” “food fatigue “ and even with heater the food never get to the level of real hot meal, especially after one day of training nothing is a better treat than a hot meal, knowing after the day you gonna eat some survival food on the ground it’s just…sad

  • @paniniman6524
    @paniniman6524 3 роки тому +12

    When your bat soup is so good the whole world knows about about it in a month: shef

  • @K_ingh16
    @K_ingh16 3 роки тому +14

    2:22 he missed the chance to say mom's spaghetti

    • @JayJay-_
      @JayJay-_ 3 роки тому

      * 2 days ago: Missed the chance to say its like lumbago

  • @timvvs
    @timvvs 3 роки тому +65

    I couldnt imagine how bad it could be but they deadass just put a bunch of food AND drink together and called it a meal... I wouldnt wish that upon my worst enemy

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 3 роки тому +4

      And they remove all the moisture from it first. So it’s not like it’s actually survivable on the loaf.

    • @doordieace5high
      @doordieace5high 3 роки тому +1

      Me neither. And I actually used to eat saltine crackers topped with ketchup.

  • @thomasblackwell9507
    @thomasblackwell9507 3 роки тому +7

    He did not mention that the ingredients are spoiled already. He also did not say that Sheriff Arpiao houses prisoners in military tents even when it is an excess of 120 degrees outside. He also has brought chain gangs where the prisoners are expected to work in that heat.

  • @frecio231
    @frecio231 3 роки тому +168

    US law be like:
    A shitty meal, no, that's too cruel.
    Death sentence, yeah, totally fair.

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 роки тому +24

      What should you give rapist and murders other then the death sentence, honest question.

    • @frecio231
      @frecio231 3 роки тому +30

      @@darealist690 well, as killing someone doesn't resurrects people nor heals psychological wounds made by rapists that's why I say it's not useful.

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 роки тому +1

      @@frecio231 Oh I was just wondering

    • @harrisontucker8397
      @harrisontucker8397 3 роки тому +25

      So if a man kidnaps two youth pastors. Beats them stabs one shoots and kills the other then locks them in a trunk of a car while one is still alive and lights the car on fire. That man should live.

    • @johncod1690
      @johncod1690 3 роки тому +13

      frecio is one of the people who sides with criminals because it appeals to his vanity and makes him feel smart by being a contrarian

  • @boonekeller5275
    @boonekeller5275 3 роки тому +11

    "You'd oughta be real hungry to wait in line for this crap, I'm ready to join Civil Protection just to get a decent meal"

  • @eclypsaqueen7013
    @eclypsaqueen7013 3 роки тому +7

    Now I want to know what it tastes like....
    see me choking ten days later and screaming “NEVER AGAIN”

  • @Dani-ln6sp
    @Dani-ln6sp 3 роки тому +59

    If you need a hearing to subject someone to "food" that definetly means it's cruel and unusual

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 3 роки тому +6

      Until one of the lawyers goes too far and accidentally gets the judge to rule that feeding inmates anything at all is cruel and unusual :p

  • @FantFrei
    @FantFrei 3 роки тому +30

    but thats just a theory
    A FOOD THEOR-
    oh wait
    wrong channel

  • @TechnoLadz
    @TechnoLadz 3 роки тому +4

    “The food so bad it’s banned in prisons”
    Me: my school dinners

  • @dalethepalemale6855
    @dalethepalemale6855 3 роки тому +15

    Would be three-quarters interesting to see a story of a successful prison hunger strike

    • @ubergeek1968
      @ubergeek1968 3 роки тому

      Look in any Federal Prison, they always work... under federal law, if a prisoner dies of starvation the warden can end up as an inmate. Nutraloaf is banned and even the "bread and water" punishment is strictly limited to no more than 7 days.

    • @dalethepalemale6855
      @dalethepalemale6855 3 роки тому

      @@ubergeek1968 Has that really happened where a warden ended up as an inmate?? That would make a fantastic documentary

    • @ubergeek1968
      @ubergeek1968 3 роки тому +1

      @@dalethepalemale6855 Yes, numerous times. Guards and Admin staff are often more corrupt than the inmates. There is a saying among inmates: "The only difference between the guards and inmates is the color of the uniform".

  • @3dsaulgoodman43
    @3dsaulgoodman43 3 роки тому +98

    Some of the food they sell at the school canteen is just as inedible, yet they charge you an arm and a foot for it. No matter how bad prison food is, at least it's free.

    • @coreypowers2988
      @coreypowers2988 3 роки тому +2

      No clue where nutriloaf stands but quote often prisoners are charged for their food too

    • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
      @cleverusernamenexttime2779 3 роки тому +11

      All it costs is your freedom.

    • @blizzxeno2125
      @blizzxeno2125 3 роки тому +2

      I really like the food in our school and it's also cheap.

    • @3dsaulgoodman43
      @3dsaulgoodman43 3 роки тому +1

      You're pretty lucky.

    • @Emptiness_Machine_2001
      @Emptiness_Machine_2001 3 роки тому +3

      I constantly read about american students complaining about their school food... Question: why don't you bring your own food from home and eat better whilst saving money?

  • @twicethegalo
    @twicethegalo 2 роки тому +2

    1:50 - 'That doesn't sound bad at all!'
    1:53 - Oh..
    1:54 - OH
    1:55 - STOP

  • @lwvmobile
    @lwvmobile 3 роки тому +4

    I know in Florida, the DOC is 'supposed' to only use the loaf or, 'management meal' for inmates in either confinement, close management, or any situation where inmates are required to be locked down, and only if they throw their trays of regular food or have used the food tray to cause damage or as a weapon, etc. Then, it has to be approved by the chief of security and classification, and then only lasts for three days and requires documentation on the behavioral patterns of an inmate during mealtime and any other face to face discussions to determine if they should continue the meal or let the inmate have regular food again.

  • @FlyingMozzarella
    @FlyingMozzarella 3 роки тому +16

    Thank God this vid wasn't uploaded on Wendover

    • @stubbig
      @stubbig 3 роки тому +1

      Wendover more like Bendover lmao

    • @adamo1242
      @adamo1242 3 роки тому

      @@stubbig ha, ha, ha, so funny 🙄😴

  • @brendanyee304
    @brendanyee304 3 роки тому +1

    Everybody gangsta until nutraloaf gets served in school cafeterias

  • @stratis722
    @stratis722 3 роки тому +8

    3:30 i really didnt need a close up of a tongue

  • @OakDev
    @OakDev 3 роки тому +6

    Yes because eating something that tastes bad is so much worse than being locked in a room by yourself for a few days which can be incredibly damaging to people's mental state. How dare something tastes bad

    • @smrtfasizmu7242
      @smrtfasizmu7242 3 роки тому +3

      Nobody said it was worse than solitary and, fun fact, most people who care about inmates human rights to the degree that they are against them being served "food" like this are ALSO against solitary confinement.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Рік тому

      It's almost like both can be bad. Shocking I know right....

  • @hollingharris659
    @hollingharris659 Рік тому +3

    1:13 honestly my brain went straight to soylent green when i saw that and i gotta say, wasnt too far off

    • @MuhChicken
      @MuhChicken 10 місяців тому

      Great movie reference!

  • @ProfessorDenn
    @ProfessorDenn 3 роки тому +5

    This feels like something Last Week Tonight would cover

  • @thatunknowndoot
    @thatunknowndoot 3 роки тому +4

    I honestly expect him to talk about how prisoners can’t be served lobster too much

  • @kainigwon5433
    @kainigwon5433 8 місяців тому +1

    Using Imagination in Cruelty is the most cruel thing ever.
    The rule should be 'All inmates within the prison should all be fed the same food.'
    They can't feed all the inmates nutraloaf because of riots.

  • @fqras
    @fqras 3 роки тому +95

    Here’s a tip: punish them by teaching them how to be a good person. It’s a win-win situation that has been proven to work in Europe.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 роки тому +40

      You used a lot of words there that don't sell very well in America. They're not fond of "teaching", or of things "proven to work" and they're outright hostile to the phrase "in Europe".

    • @jakekaywell5972
      @jakekaywell5972 3 роки тому +6

      @@johnladuke6475 Is it my time to act like a stereotypical angry American now? Alrighty then, here goes. *WHEE DON' KNEED AN-E OF YUR FURRIN IDEAS, YA HERE ME SISSY BOI?*

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 роки тому +2

      @@jakekaywell5972 Prove me wrong, do what the man said. Or keep having the most people in prison. Your choice, your country. While it lasts.

    • @jakekaywell5972
      @jakekaywell5972 3 роки тому +6

      @@johnladuke6475 I was being facetious. Just joking around. I actually think our prison system in the States is just awful and doesn't actually bother to re-integrate people into society.

    • @macsnafu
      @macsnafu 3 роки тому +7

      You'd need "good people" in the prison system in order to teach them how to be "good", wouldn't you?

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 3 роки тому +8

    Wait... so they make actually good food, put in all the effort and then... throw it all in a blender? what the fuck?

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 роки тому

      I'd guess that the ingredient list is almost exactly the same was what would be served "fresh" on their tray as individual food items, and at the end of dinner the leftovers that weren't served get mashed together and baked to cool overnight. That way leftovers get used up daily and there's always loaf ready for punishment - and it can be frozen for later if it's not needed right away.

    • @calebjaymes9710
      @calebjaymes9710 3 роки тому

      Its loaf, get over it

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia 2 роки тому

      From what I’ve gathered from research, it’s leftovers blended together

  • @johndolenc7658
    @johndolenc7658 10 місяців тому +1

    He said “cruel and usual punishments” in the video, however it’s actually cruel and/or unusual punishments.
    Idk if anyone found that a bit confusing but here ya go.

  • @kaitojhh
    @kaitojhh 3 роки тому +9

    can we please talk about the stock video at 1:33

  • @9PlatinumGamer9
    @9PlatinumGamer9 3 роки тому +42

    I just finished watching the video about a German queen of England, and suddenly the video was made private. Strange.

  • @CuriouserArchive
    @CuriouserArchive 11 місяців тому +2

    I feel like I would rather starve than eat that thing. Seriously. I already have problems with certain food smells and textures and this looks like something that would trigger all of that.

  • @asies8905
    @asies8905 3 роки тому +6

    Mom: we have food at home
    Food at home:

  • @noboom4025
    @noboom4025 3 роки тому +7

    “Hahaha people I don’t like are LITERALLY Voldemort!! He’s a bad cop guys!!! Life is a Harry Potter book!”

    • @oliverrainer5771
      @oliverrainer5771 3 роки тому +2

      He's an evil person tho

    • @noboom4025
      @noboom4025 3 роки тому +3

      @@oliverrainer5771 You right. But if somebody is a really bad person comparing them to a fictional wizard bad guy makes it sound either like they don't care or they are really making light of how awful he is

    • @oliverrainer5771
      @oliverrainer5771 3 роки тому +2

      @@noboom4025 I never considered that perspective. You make a fair point. Do you think HAI should stop being so flippant w serious topics?

    • @noboom4025
      @noboom4025 3 роки тому +1

      @@oliverrainer5771 I mean its a case by case kind of thing but this in particular seems really disingenuous.

    • @oliverrainer5771
      @oliverrainer5771 3 роки тому

      @@noboom4025 I think HAI's beliefs are pretty clear. I think he's trying to make light of a serious situation while giving his opinion. I can see where you're coming from though

  • @andyjay729
    @andyjay729 3 роки тому +2

    Bart Simpson (in 2021, if he had aged in real time): You're serving us Nutraloaf? I thought that was banned in this state!
    Prison cafeteria worker: Not quite. Krusty Brand Imitation Nutraloaf! 9 out of 10 inmates can't tell the difference! And since it's a different recipe, it flies right under the law!

  • @TheTrainmobile
    @TheTrainmobile 3 роки тому +20

    Why was the most recent video privated? Was there an error in that video? I understand if that is the case or something similar.

    • @Treebark39
      @Treebark39 3 роки тому +4

      I think it’s because he forgot to throw his sponsorship on it. Wouldn’t be shocked if it goes back up with dashlane plug soon lmao

    • @deathrobloxian
      @deathrobloxian 3 роки тому +1

      I've been wondering that to

    • @mlgdigimon
      @mlgdigimon 3 роки тому

      Yeah same

    • @taskdon769
      @taskdon769 3 роки тому +4

      I don't know, maybe certain joke in the video triggered censorship.

    • @Treebark39
      @Treebark39 3 роки тому

      I KNEW IT

  • @briffsqueeze4063
    @briffsqueeze4063 3 роки тому +6

    You throw so much shade in this video and I love it

  • @darleschickens7106
    @darleschickens7106 10 місяців тому +1

    Usually the stuff that gets banned in prisons is what ends up being served in school cafeterias and nursing homes..

  • @alexondaroad681
    @alexondaroad681 3 роки тому +3

    Texas: „punishment is 3 scoops of this loaf“
    Defendant „we want the dead penalty!”

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 3 роки тому

      you mean a less cruel death penalty right

    • @alexondaroad681
      @alexondaroad681 3 роки тому

      @@lemonandgaming6013 any other death penalty is a less cruel deathpenalty

  • @fnutarf2085
    @fnutarf2085 3 роки тому +3

    Prisoner Mood:
    Extremly low expectaions 30
    Killed someone 12
    Defeated faction leader 10
    Disturbed sleep x3 -3
    Awful prison cell -4
    Slept in the cold -4
    Ugly envorinment -10
    Ate kibble -12

    • @Alchemeri
      @Alchemeri 3 роки тому

      Ate without a table -3

  • @vinnieg6161
    @vinnieg6161 Рік тому +1

    imagine thinking a loaf is against human rights when at the same time they waterboarding people who are held without a trial

  • @ultratacoman956
    @ultratacoman956 3 роки тому +5

    3:48
    Help me they’re holding my family hostage