Why Bananas Will Taste Different in a Few Years

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  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 3 роки тому +4686

    Gros Michel is still grown and sold in Malaysia. And being the region where bananas originate, I am spoiled for choice with regards to which bananas I can choose, from smol 3 inch bananas to bananas the size of the horn of a cattle. Cavendish is bland in comparison.

    • @crosscheck8770
      @crosscheck8770 3 роки тому +226

      Damn bro I’m on my way 😂

    • @sealand9049
      @sealand9049 3 роки тому +25

      Noble

    • @johnong7348
      @johnong7348 3 роки тому +274

      I’m malaysian and don’t even know what species or type of bananas 🍌 I’m eating lmao 😂

    • @diesistkeinname795
      @diesistkeinname795 3 роки тому +88

      I only know that bananas in the canary islands taste far better than the ones I can buy at home.
      They are also of the smaller variety, but no idea what exact type they are...

    • @tlcpineda
      @tlcpineda 3 роки тому +32

      i like those small ones. bite size... hahaha... well... big bite. :D

  • @pileofcheese5017
    @pileofcheese5017 3 роки тому +3731

    aside from being tastier, the Gros Michel was also easier to transport.

    • @slep1654
      @slep1654 3 роки тому +198

      I would say you’re a piece of cheese. I pile of cheese would have to be separate pieces on top of eachother. here ya go images.app.goo.gl/hzaB3DfpnAAn3Mhn6

    • @communist_toast9988
      @communist_toast9988 3 роки тому +92

      Thank you for the information. I must give the cheddar for that information. Sorry if I Swiss the payment by a day or two. No information gets more cheddar than this.

    • @TwitchyTopHat1
      @TwitchyTopHat1 3 роки тому +97

      @@slep1654 now that's some gouda content

    • @HappGamr
      @HappGamr 3 роки тому +11

      Cheesed banana omg

    • @eurekify1563
      @eurekify1563 3 роки тому +44

      You realize Gros Michel literally means fat Mitchell

  • @lrom5445
    @lrom5445 3 роки тому +732

    There is a variety of banana called the Goldfinger that I read is tr4 resistant. It is being grown in Australia in response to tr4, but failed in the market years ago. It might be the next banana.

    • @coagulatedsalts4711
      @coagulatedsalts4711 3 роки тому +119

      i think the best way to go is to grow many varieties of bananas like we do with tomatoes. that way people get a choice and also if one dies out it won't wreck havoc

    • @lrom5445
      @lrom5445 3 роки тому +71

      @@coagulatedsalts4711 Absolutely. We're definitely short sighted in our approach to agriculture. I think I read something about bananas being fairly unpredictable when pollenating. That's why it's all the exact same plant, because a lot of the time the results are gross.
      I think it's a job for us home growers, because the big companies won't take a risk. If we grow out bananas in our yards and create more varieties, there's be new ones to try. We can afford to fail in our own yards.

    • @michaelafischer6177
      @michaelafischer6177 3 роки тому +43

      Goldfinger bananas are definitely popular enough here in Aus! Wonderful to learn they're TR4 resistant, but ultimately, this does seem like a cautionary tale against monoculturing anything, including Goldfingers.

    • @lrom5445
      @lrom5445 3 роки тому +6

      @@michaelafischer6177 How do they taste?

    • @riggy1990
      @riggy1990 3 роки тому +9

      Goldfinger? Is that the same as Lady Fingers? Or is that something different altogether?

  • @ToofKilla
    @ToofKilla 3 роки тому +7224

    Ok if Cavendish bananas are the worst tasting, then the Gros Michel must have been so unbelievably good.

    • @pawsthecat9575
      @pawsthecat9575 3 роки тому +32

      @@astorionsmith6377 wtf

    • @tylerthegamer8766
      @tylerthegamer8766 3 роки тому +126

      @@pawsthecat9575 I know, right?

    • @thomasawl
      @thomasawl 3 роки тому +275

      I heard Dakota bananas are good. But I can’t get any due to Murphy’s law.

    • @thekwoka4707
      @thekwoka4707 3 роки тому +926

      If you've had anything that's artificial banana flavor and though "this doesn't taste like banana" then it was based on the gros michel flavor.

    • @tylerthegamer8766
      @tylerthegamer8766 3 роки тому +173

      @@thekwoka4707 wow, that’s cool. I didn’t know that.

  • @damukit2618
    @damukit2618 3 роки тому +6914

    Well obvoiusly a banana will taste different after a few years, it'll probably taste rotten though. I wouldnt reccomend leaving your bananas somewhere for a few years before eating them.

    • @bilalmalik5002
      @bilalmalik5002 3 роки тому +78

      Well then.

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 3 роки тому +163

      it appears ive been doing it wrong

    • @dankduck
      @dankduck 3 роки тому +18

      The fuck

    • @Havron
      @Havron 3 роки тому +26

      I do, however, recommend doing exactly this with Peeps.

    • @orcabeast8006
      @orcabeast8006 3 роки тому +20

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 3 роки тому +1624

    Isn't that also why artificial banana flavor tastes so different, because they're based on the old type of banana?

    • @xyex
      @xyex 3 роки тому +453

      Yep. All banana flavored things are using the old Gros Michel flavor formula. No one bothered making a Cavendish artificial flavoring since they already had a "banana flavor" they could use.

    • @c.arandyl
      @c.arandyl 3 роки тому +78

      @@xyex that is really fascinating

    • @Chocolatebutterjelly
      @Chocolatebutterjelly 3 роки тому +326

      This one's actually a myth, sort of. Artificial banana flavour is created with isoamyl acetate because it tastes a bit like banana (being a major component of bananas) and it's cheap, but it wasn't explicitly based on Gros Michel. That said, however, Gros Michel, being sweeter than Cavendish, does taste more similar to sweets flavoured with isoamyl acetate than Cavendish does.

    • @gergogaal568
      @gergogaal568 3 роки тому +34

      i hope not because i hate artificial banana (and watermelon) flavors

    • @nude_cat_ellie7417
      @nude_cat_ellie7417 3 роки тому +16

      @@gergogaal568 me too. And grape. And raspberry.

  • @Classic642
    @Classic642 3 роки тому +4218

    50 years later: "You kids will never understand the old taste of bananas"

    • @Versuffe
      @Versuffe 3 роки тому +44

      The bad taste of cavendish you were forced to have an pre school.
      And now the worse tastes your kids have been forced to have in school

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому +9

      @@Versuffe And the even worse taste that their children will have in 2100 school.......

    • @animesenpai1163
      @animesenpai1163 3 роки тому +2

      @@Versuffe unless they managed to have a Lakutan Variety Banana that has a longer shelf life.

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @codyholder4498
      @codyholder4498 3 роки тому

      Good

  • @juhunbaek7330
    @juhunbaek7330 3 роки тому +1656

    My girlfriend is from indonesia. When she first came to US and had a cavendish banana she said it tastes bad. She said that cavendish exists in indonesia but it is more expensive than other bananas that taste better so it isn’t very popular. She grew up with gros michel (Indonesia apparently is one of the few countries with gros michel still being cultivated) and other amazing banana varieties. I hope someday I can fly to indonesia and get my hands on gros michel.

    • @Howthorne
      @Howthorne 3 роки тому +99

      We have about 5-6 varieties of banana and every single of them has it own unique taste
      U should try all of them :D

    • @RiloElton
      @RiloElton 3 роки тому +30

      I live in indonesia and this answers my question. Thank you.

    • @Hamzahyn4
      @Hamzahyn4 3 роки тому +8

      @@Howthorne is scavendish called pisang raja here? I mean thats the only banana that taste bad, but big size though

    • @Howthorne
      @Howthorne 3 роки тому

      @@Hamzahyn4 i'm not a banana expert so i can't answer that question

    • @Flaruwu
      @Flaruwu 3 роки тому +3

      @@Hamzahyn4 those are a different type of banana

  • @ThomasKent1346
    @ThomasKent1346 2 роки тому +123

    "There are over 1,000 different varieties of bananas, about half of which are inedible."
    These are the top 10:
    1. Cavendish Banana
    The Cavendish banana is your “typical” banana found at the local grocery store or farmer’s market. They are slightly sweet and have a creamy texture. They have various stages of ripening, from green to yellow, to yellow with brown spots. They’re grown all across Central America, and their production is essential to the economies in these areas.
    2. Pisang Raja
    Pisang Raja bananas are popular in Indonesia. Featuring a yellow to orange color, they taste like honey-flavored custard with a smooth and creamy consistency. They’re slightly smaller than Cavendish Bananas, averaging four to six inches in length.
    3. Red Banana
    As their name suggests, red bananas have a reddish-purple skin. They have light pink colored flesh and are much sweeter and softer than Cavendish bananas. They also have a slight raspberry flavor that makes them absolutely irresistible.
    4. Lady Finger Banana
    Lady Finger bananas, also known as baby bananas, are sweeter and smaller than Cavendish bananas. They’re usually around three inches in length and feature a creamy texture and sweet flavor with notes of honey.
    5. Blue Java Banana
    Blue Java bananas are also known as the ice cream banana due to their sweet vanilla flavor and extreme creaminess. They feature a beautiful blue peel and a white flesh. They’re actually pretty hardy and can grow in colder regions.
    6. Plantain
    Plantains are a subgroup of bananas that are referred to as cooking bananas. They have a high starch content and are typically used in savory dishes. They aren’t typically consumed raw. They’re a food staple in West and Central Africa, the Caribbean islands, and Central America.
    7. Manzano Banana
    The Manzano Banana is sweeter than Cadvendish bananas with a hint of crunchy apple-strawberry flavor. They’re grown in Central and South America, the Caribbean, and Mexico. They’re short and chubby with think yellow skins that turn black when fully ripe.
    8. Burro Banana
    Burro bananas have a lemony and tangy taste, which makes them one of the most unique types of bananas. They have a flatter, smaller and more square shape than Cavendish bananas. The flesh is creamy white or yellow and is soft with some firmness in the center.
    9. Barangan Banana
    Yellow with small black dots, the Barangan banana has a sweet, mild taste. The flesh is white with no seeds. It’s a popular variety and is eaten as a dessert in many regions across the tropics.
    10. Goldfinger Banana
    The Goldfinger banana was first grown in Honduras by a team of scientists as a pest-resistant banana. It can be cooked when green and eaten raw once fully ripe. It’s similar to the Cavendish banana, with its eventual aim to replace the more susceptible-to-disease variety.
    blog.ediblearrangements.com/different-types-of-bananas/

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 2 роки тому +7

      Well now I really want to try all of those, I never really liked bananas

    • @leoe.5046
      @leoe.5046 2 роки тому +8

      Can't believe I really read this... Now I wanna try all of those, too :(

    • @adithyaholla366
      @adithyaholla366 2 роки тому +2

      Show off!!

    • @---iv5gj
      @---iv5gj 2 роки тому +1

      my favourite is the red banana which i tried once, it was heaven!
      i also enjoy the "milk banana" commonly sold in my home city, they appear short but very fat, is tangy in flavour

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 Місяць тому

      I wanna try Red and Blue Java so bad right now!!!

  • @mencken8
    @mencken8 3 роки тому +964

    Just another chapter in the best-seller “Monoculture.”

    • @Pesso86
      @Pesso86 3 роки тому +41

      The thing is, banana is a sterile hybrid. There is no alternative. It’s either cavendish banana or no banana.
      And mixing different crops in the same field won’t stop a virus like TR4. It may slow it down, but won’t fix the problem.
      So, monoculture has a lot of problems, but in this specific case, it is not the cause.

    • @PhilLesh69
      @PhilLesh69 3 роки тому +33

      These are worse than monoculture. Bananas are all clones. No way to breed sterile banana plants so every crop tree is a cutting from another crop tree or a "mother" tree.

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection 3 роки тому +2

      @@PhilLesh69 THEN HOW THEY COME TO BE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

    • @green4527
      @green4527 3 роки тому +5

      @@UltimatePerfection through selective breeding

    • @ginsederp
      @ginsederp 3 роки тому +17

      @@Pesso86 there are many different banana varieties. Problem is, most banana varieties are no good commercially due to not being perfectly yellow, tasting different, having varying sizes, too squishy for shipping, etc.
      Big banana wants bananas that are exactly like the Cavendish, but is resistant to TRP4, because they believe nobody would want to buy a fat and stout, fist sized, overly sweet banana with black spots all over. Or a red oversized banana. Or god forbid, a green banana that's almost like the Cavendish, but is green when ripened.

  • @sreejith8022
    @sreejith8022 3 роки тому +2343

    Will we be sad if bananas die because of TR4 ? Yes
    Will bananas be sad if we die because of Covid ? No

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 3 роки тому +136

      #cancelbananas

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 3 роки тому +166

      @@RyanTosh you can't cancel a godly being, foolish mortal

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 3 роки тому +51

      well, because these bananas don’t grow seeds, they sure would be sad that they can’t reproduce without humans anymore

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 3 роки тому +8

      @@wafflies8790
      i dont remember me or my kind being godly but ok

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 3 роки тому +15

      @@Bananappleboy now you do

  • @ameliah708
    @ameliah708 3 роки тому +78

    Ha I was thinking “how much would I have to pay to get a gros michele” and then he says how much he paid. Nice. I will try them one day!!

    • @muenchhausenmusic
      @muenchhausenmusic 3 роки тому +1

      "Ha I" ("Roll credits!") "was thinking..."

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection 3 роки тому

      He overpaid though. I googled around and seen them for about $60.

    • @afist5595
      @afist5595 3 роки тому +3

      @@UltimatePerfection I haven’t went to go check the prices, but he bought 14 of them for $116, maybe those 60 dollar prices you saw were selling less of the bananas

  • @thekwoka4707
    @thekwoka4707 3 роки тому +555

    The gros michel are the banana our artificial banana flavor emulates. That's why banana flavor tastes nothing like what he currently call bananas.

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 3 роки тому +37

      Banana flavoring is terrible

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 3 роки тому +58

      No artificial fruit flavor tastes like what they try to emulate.

    • @ericburton5163
      @ericburton5163 3 роки тому +40

      This makes so much sense. I am not one to complain about "artificial flavors" and like all sorts of fruit flavored candy. But banana flavored candy always tasted waaay sweeter than real bananas (even / especially compared to apple, grape, strawberry, etc. flavored candy).

    • @deadchannel12345
      @deadchannel12345 3 роки тому +13

      Pog, banana flavouring is amazing but I never liked normal ones

    • @programmer437
      @programmer437 3 роки тому +1

      Isn’t banana flavoring largely just a type of vanilla?

  • @M.R._Saar
    @M.R._Saar 3 роки тому +3530

    “TR-4 will go down as the worst pandemic of the 21st century.” Nice

    • @darlene8130
      @darlene8130 3 роки тому +33

      Lol 😅🤣😂

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 3 роки тому +88

      @@kd4n347 oh noooo not the superflu that's less lethal than many other illnesses and diseases that kill millions every year all years since forever ago that don't get lockdowns!! Gasp!

    • @thecolonoscoper5168
      @thecolonoscoper5168 3 роки тому +11

      X - Doubt

    • @doritori6768
      @doritori6768 3 роки тому +15

      new deadlier virus waiting to pop out in 5 years:
      think again

    • @hauntaholic0
      @hauntaholic0 3 роки тому +91

      @@BichaelStevens stfu

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 2 роки тому +4

    The thing that really sucks about fusarium is that it stays behind in the soil, so if you replant you're still screwed.

  • @alberttantivit9474
    @alberttantivit9474 3 роки тому +377

    When I went abroad to the US many years ago, I tried the Cavendish banana and noticed how bad it tasted. I realized that here in Thailand, I was raised with eating the Gros Michel that is still grown around the whole country (my neighbors also have the Gros Michel) trust me they’re sweet and delicious af, maybe another reason why y’all should come over.

    • @lagartixabeats
      @lagartixabeats 3 роки тому +17

      No, come to Brazil, we have a lot of gros michel too

    • @bigfish3846
      @bigfish3846 3 роки тому +31

      @@lagartixabeats and the three c’s
      Crime
      Corruption
      Cociane

    • @lagartixabeats
      @lagartixabeats 3 роки тому +28

      @@bigfish3846 u forgot
      - Crackheads
      - Cuscuz (tasty food)
      - Corona
      - Cuzões (big asses)

    • @sofieselene
      @sofieselene 3 роки тому +7

      I like the taste of Cavendish, it might be more of acquired taste. Or perhaps that the Cavendish wasn't what you expected and that made it taste worse

    • @MrDeathBunny
      @MrDeathBunny 3 роки тому

      Wasn't banana flavored candy made to taste like gros michel?

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 3 роки тому +526

    If we're going to eventually go down the route of Genetically modified Banana's to make them resistant to disease, why not put that effort into bringing back the older tastier nanners instead?

    • @HappyGick
      @HappyGick 3 роки тому +45

      I was thinking about the same. Then I remembered that this refined genetic engineering that we have today didn't exist when Gros Michels went extinct everywhere but in Asia.

    • @ronaldoguevara905
      @ronaldoguevara905 3 роки тому +77

      I think because the global export banana supply chain is specifically tuned for Cavendish banana ripening times. Different banana types would require different supply chain timings.

    • @AlexKiritz
      @AlexKiritz 3 роки тому +4

      I believe that is one of the plans.

    • @zachhomolka8512
      @zachhomolka8512 3 роки тому +32

      As Ronaldo G. said, the logistics probably play a large role - if it decreases corporate profits it isn't gonna happen. But another potential contributor is that the tastes and expectations of people have adapted to the Cavendish variety. I heard somewhere a few years ago that the artificial bananas flavor (ex: banana Laffy Taffy) which a lot of people myself included don't like, is based off the Gros Michel. But it's not because it tastes bad per se, it just throws my brain off because it is so different from what I am expecting. Even if we could get the Gros Michel back, maybe people just wouldn't like it as much as the past generations did.
      But now that I'm typing this, why wouldn't the companies that use artificial flavors just make one that conforms to the expectations of everyone that has never had a Gros Michel? I have so many questions...

    • @jismeraiverhoeven
      @jismeraiverhoeven 3 роки тому +8

      @@HappyGick but since it still exist we can still get the genetic material needed, hell we can alter both versions and have different banana flavours to choose from

  • @likely_dreaming6175
    @likely_dreaming6175 2 роки тому +13

    Can confirm. I worked on a banana farm and you had to WADE through a trough of essentially bleach water or something before entering the farm. Ankle deep minimum. The farm vehicles needed to follow a similar process if they ever left the sterile area.

    • @NonTwinBrothers
      @NonTwinBrothers Рік тому

      I'll think of you next time I pop open a nice refreshing naner

  • @BigHorse4200
    @BigHorse4200 3 роки тому +1216

    Uhh I was expecting a happy ending but I guess we are just fucked then?

    • @yesitsmojo24
      @yesitsmojo24 3 роки тому +123

      Always has been

    • @matttanner462
      @matttanner462 3 роки тому +297

      Like Sam said, we are developing GMO bananas that are immune to TR-4, but a lot of people won't eat them for absolutely no good reason

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 роки тому +58

      Nah, conspiracy theories will just score another self-goal as soon as the "real" bananas run out.

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler 3 роки тому +112

      @@matttanner462 those GMO's making the frogs gay!

    • @pellebrannvall6521
      @pellebrannvall6521 3 роки тому +55

      @@matttanner462 Bananas contain government microchips!!!!

  • @DAndyLord
    @DAndyLord 3 роки тому +595

    In English Gros Michel would mean Big Mike.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 роки тому +35

      Isn't he married to Barack?

    • @4.0.4
      @4.0.4 3 роки тому +12

      @@elultimo102 Gros ≠ Gross

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 роки тому +2

      @Andy P I'm the only child, of an only son, of an only son---and I have no kids. I'm the last of my line. When I'm gone, there will be no more. Thus, an appropriate nom-de-plume.

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому

      @@elultimo102 So your the Cavendish banana.You two will will share the same story.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 роки тому

      @@PrivateMcPrivate ROFL! But not from the same cause.

  • @AdoniBezek
    @AdoniBezek 2 роки тому +7

    You missed out that the Cavendish has the same weakness as the Gross Michelle and that it is in fact artificial, named in honour of Duke William Cavendish who received an early specimen and its thought that all current Cavendish bananas in the world originate from that plant. Seriously though, the history of banana farming is crazy.

  • @GrinninPig
    @GrinninPig 3 роки тому +723

    Bananas
    In pajamas
    Are coming down
    T H E S T A I R S

    • @rozafisheikh7968
      @rozafisheikh7968 3 роки тому +21

      Nostalgic

    • @andrw1979
      @andrw1979 3 роки тому +32

      Now thats a name I haven't heard in some time

    • @legoshaakti
      @legoshaakti 3 роки тому +34

      Bananas
      in pajamas
      are coming down
      with a deadly fungus

    • @evank06
      @evank06 3 роки тому +4

      Yes officer, this comment

    • @aywhole
      @aywhole 3 роки тому +1

      @@legoshaakti then they died

  • @razberrilol4095
    @razberrilol4095 3 роки тому +1230

    Petition to make a “Half As Interesting But There’s No Context” Series

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 3 роки тому +83

      Planes plane plane, train plane, plane plane, train, brick, plane, brick *self depreciating joke* plane, train, planes.
      There you go

    • @caylinvance3569
      @caylinvance3569 3 роки тому +30

      @@Fede_uyz don’t forget a joke about Newark

    • @razberrilol4095
      @razberrilol4095 3 роки тому +6

      @@Fede_uyz and also nanners

    • @JakeyG-eq1un
      @JakeyG-eq1un 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @Subroutine7901
      @Subroutine7901 3 роки тому

      the more likes the more people agreeing with the petition

  • @Vincent_Beers
    @Vincent_Beers 3 роки тому +138

    For anyone curious who doesn't want to spend $100 on bananas, get banana runts candy. The candy banana flavor is closer to the original banana flavor than the modern Cavendish. The texture is of course completely wrong, since runts are a hard candy, but the chemical used to create the flavor is the more intense and sweeter style of gros michel.

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 3 роки тому +8

      Always wondered why it was so sweet compared to the rest. It's like "grape, apple, orange, and uh. Sugar ball mixed with a hint of banana?"

    • @Azaghal1988
      @Azaghal1988 3 роки тому

      Gros Michel is not more or less original than Cavendish, just a different variety that was more common in the past.
      Original Bananas are basically a starchy paste surrounding 80% seeds by volume.

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 3 роки тому +8

      @@Azaghal1988 It was the original mass marketed banana, I'm sorry you didn't grasp that from context.
      The majority of bananas sold to consumers have been going through selective breeding for centuries, that one was the original to go worldwide on a mass market global scale.

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium 2 роки тому

      My fav candy ever, I only like the banana ones lol-

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 9 місяців тому +1

      ive had gros michel, they dont taste the same, it tastes more like the candy than cavendish but its kinda like if someone never had strawberries, and you gave them strawberry candy

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 роки тому +305

    You missed a “yes we have no bananas” joke.

    • @peccantis
      @peccantis 3 роки тому +12

      Considering the song is very specifically about the shortage of bananas due to TR1 wiping out almost all 'Gros Michel' plantations, i.e. the exact precursor scenario of what is now facing us with our 'Cavendish' due to TR4... would it have even been funny?

  • @wyqtor
    @wyqtor 3 роки тому +119

    Here's a tip: go to Thailand and buy some local bananas there. They have some tasty ones over there.

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 роки тому +6

      I got food poisoning diarrhoea and nausea there tho

    • @slavicnonatho8062
      @slavicnonatho8062 3 роки тому +20

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 anything for the nanners

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 роки тому +1

      @@slavicnonatho8062 yes

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 роки тому

      @@_lod I have been to Thailand twice, both 14 day vacations, only place I didn’t get nauseous and stuff like that was at a Swedish restaurant 😳

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 роки тому

      @@_lod oo

  • @heymemesaregreat551
    @heymemesaregreat551 3 роки тому +21

    I swear UA-cam always recommends me banana related videos when I’m eating one. Now I want to eat more bananas

  • @elfo5856
    @elfo5856 3 роки тому +262

    Talked to my grandad (born in 1936). He confirmed the bananas where sweeter and (fun fact) they didn’t have bananas until 45 cause of world war 2

    • @timgreenglass
      @timgreenglass 3 роки тому +16

      would this explain the old novelty song of Jimmy Durante "yes we have no bananas"?

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 роки тому +2

      @@timgreenglass thats what the song was about

    • @mayurpatel847
      @mayurpatel847 3 роки тому +2

      Bananas were sweeter because method to ripe bananas were different back then

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 2 роки тому +1

      thats why hitler is considered evil he tried to stop people from eating bananas

    • @dallaselgin2636
      @dallaselgin2636 2 роки тому

      I talked to your grandad and he said you're an embarrassment

  • @andrewk9267
    @andrewk9267 3 роки тому +600

    Better start throwin Cavendish in a freezer so I can let my grandkids taste em

    • @mansoorahmed1256
      @mansoorahmed1256 3 роки тому +133

      Bold of you to assumed that you will have kids

    • @sannidhyabalkote9536
      @sannidhyabalkote9536 3 роки тому +95

      @@mansoorahmed1256 Apply water to the burnt area

    • @elise3455
      @elise3455 3 роки тому +24

      @@mansoorahmed1256 Or that your kids will have kids 😱

    • @emilioalexandrakis5162
      @emilioalexandrakis5162 3 роки тому +68

      You can’t actually put bananas in a freezer because they are used to tropical climates and if you put them in a cold place the cell walls will break down and now you have what is basically a rotten banana by putting them in your freezer. I found this out from a 1920s cartoon on how to use bananas because bananas at the time in the US was a very new thing and the public needed to know how to use them properly.

    • @emilioalexandrakis5162
      @emilioalexandrakis5162 3 роки тому +26

      Thanks for listening to my ted talk

  • @KrazyKaiser
    @KrazyKaiser 3 роки тому +25

    I do not remember the part of Alien where the Alien said "I'm the captain now" but I trust you.

  • @kevinh9657
    @kevinh9657 3 роки тому +399

    A few years? They only last in my fruit bowl for a few minutes!

    • @dabing862
      @dabing862 3 роки тому +1

      280 likes no replys I'm changing that

    • @Szpak92
      @Szpak92 3 роки тому

      I've been hearing about the death of the Cavendish for 20 years. Don't worry in 20 years we'll be watching VR, scentoscope, tastoscope vids about the imminent death of the Cavendish.

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @NamedNameless1
      @NamedNameless1 3 роки тому

      I wanna like but it's at 420

    • @slome815
      @slome815 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@Szpak92 That's normal, a fungal plant disease takes a long time to spread worldwide. It is almost impossible to stop though. The elm disease took more then half a century to destroy 99% of all elm trees in europe as well. The american chestnut is another good example, the chestnut blight also killed most of those trees, north american forest used to be about 30% chestnut in the 1900's.

  • @michaeluhlemann4964
    @michaeluhlemann4964 3 роки тому +604

    It will taste different because they'll be moldy in a few years

    • @pawsthecat9575
      @pawsthecat9575 3 роки тому +14

      lmao underrated

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 3 роки тому +11

      big brain

    • @anlasma7942
      @anlasma7942 3 роки тому +6

      They would be black as coal

    • @OneDotLeader
      @OneDotLeader 3 роки тому

      I clicked this video just to comment this but I guess you r/beatmetoit then…?

  • @destroythehuman3380
    @destroythehuman3380 3 роки тому +49

    4:35 ‘the worst pandemic of the 21st century’
    Me: wtf when was this video made... oh, a joke.

    • @fabtbook2583
      @fabtbook2583 2 роки тому

      Me too I also thought this was made before 2020

  • @EastofVictoriaPark
    @EastofVictoriaPark 3 роки тому +191

    I like that his content has gotten saucier (see: recycling).

  • @paulyiustravelogue
    @paulyiustravelogue 3 роки тому +336

    It is safe to say “going bananas” will have a different meaning in a few years

  • @luciacastille
    @luciacastille 10 місяців тому +7

    How are the bananas doing?

  • @Strangely_Benji
    @Strangely_Benji 3 роки тому +300

    Sam: "ellen DeGeneres being a nice person, a thing of the past"
    me: spits water

    • @discretelycontinuous2059
      @discretelycontinuous2059 3 роки тому +11

      The truth bombs Sam drops are epic

    • @polasamierwahsh421
      @polasamierwahsh421 3 роки тому +6

      Excuse me , but why isn't she seen as a nice one anymore?

    • @thesidneychan
      @thesidneychan 3 роки тому +6

      @@polasamierwahsh421 Google it. You'll discover the sad reality.

    • @vajrithaburgu3679
      @vajrithaburgu3679 3 роки тому +4

      @@polasamierwahsh421 she has got into many scandals that's why

    • @polasamierwahsh421
      @polasamierwahsh421 3 роки тому +3

      @@vajrithaburgu3679 could you name some so i can look them up< if you dont mind?

  • @jackturnbull249
    @jackturnbull249 3 роки тому +472

    Cant believe all this money is going to an unknown disease called “COVID” instead of helping those poor bananas. smh

    • @DavidJohnson-pu2jh
      @DavidJohnson-pu2jh 3 роки тому +5

      I live in America and I'm telling you poverty Wage inequality And environmental degradation Are at all time highs And racism is still around but it's not as bad as it was during the 60s and 70s And Covid 19 Is already the worst Pandemic of the 20th century. Look If we can save the bananas Then we should try but we can always find another source for potassium Such as a sweet potato or beets If anyone out there is interested in knowing why poverty is so bad in America check out Robert Reich UA-cam channel He'll explain it Watch some of his videos and see for yourself

    • @Ricksteady8
      @Ricksteady8 3 роки тому +13

      @@DavidJohnson-pu2jh I also live in America and Im telling you that Tropidosteus curvatus is a large, extinct holonematid arthrodire placoderm from the Givetian-aged Crinoidenmergel stratum of Middle Devonian Rheinland, Germany. T. curvatus is known from primarily from a slender, 42 centimeter long, arched median dorsal plate, where the two sides meet at a sixty to ninety degree angle, which would have given the live animal a humped appearance. The median dorsal plate is very similar to the median dorsal plates of Rhenonema and Belemnacanthus, and is the primary reason for T. curvatus' placement within Holonematidae. After stating this reason, Denison, 1978, then questions Tropidosteus' placement within the family, noting that the dorsal plate lacks ridged ornamentation, which is a key diagnostic trait of the family. The ornamentation otherwise consists of an external covering of small tubercles.

    • @NamedNameless1
      @NamedNameless1 3 роки тому +15

      @@DavidJohnson-pu2jh Someone didn't get the joke.

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 3 роки тому +2

      I know right !! Bananas have feelings too! (I'd say BLM but this a joke and that's disrespectful)

    • @c47_
      @c47_ 3 роки тому

      So banana is important and not human life

  • @WhySoDucky
    @WhySoDucky 2 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: the Gros Michel contains a high concentration of chemical compound called 'isoamyl acetate' which is used in everything banana-flavored, so you can actually taste them without spending 116$ on the real thing. It has been the go-to flavor since forever, and used ever since.

  • @confusedwhale
    @confusedwhale 3 роки тому +368

    Apparently, you can taste what a Gros Michel pretty easily.
    How?
    If you have gotten anything banana flavored (at least in the USA), you have tasted what a Gros Michel tastes like, which is also why "banana" flavor doesn't taste like the bananas you can get in the store.

    • @theivoryraven3090
      @theivoryraven3090 3 роки тому +52

      I hate banana flavored stuff but love bananas

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram 3 роки тому +16

      so i hate this banana. taste awful, chunky banana is the tastiest of all

    • @doner6894
      @doner6894 3 роки тому +4

      Uhhhhhrgggggg I live in Germany but absoluty love banana flavoured milk xD

    • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
      @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 3 роки тому +5

      I love banana flavored stuff but hate bananas

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 роки тому +17

      That's not true, and it's an over-simplification of the situation. Banana flavored candy only contains one flavor chemical, isoamyl acetate, and occasionally a few others to make it taste slightly more "real." This chemical is found in both gros michel and cavendish. On its own, it doesn't taste much like a real banana of either variety. It tastes like banana flavored candy. Just like articifial cherry flavor doesn't taste like real cherries. All real foods have a complex combination of acids, bases, essential oils, and volatile compounds that add to the flavor profile, but also require aromatic compounds to trigger your sense of smell to get the flavor just right. Without smell, most foods taste pretty bland.

  • @bruhentertainmentstudios2922
    @bruhentertainmentstudios2922 3 роки тому +171

    When u realise HAI one day might just..... end

  • @TeraV
    @TeraV Рік тому +3

    As a banana, I find this terrifyingly more deadly than covid

  • @ahmadalkhateeb1180
    @ahmadalkhateeb1180 3 роки тому +242

    I litterally ate a banana for the first time in a while today, and thought "man this is pretty good hope bananas don't change much from this in the future".

    • @rheafonfabre
      @rheafonfabre 3 роки тому +6

      Literally me

    • @litinupcito2044
      @litinupcito2044 3 роки тому +18

      Is it just me or bananas are slowly starting to taste more bland

    • @superg6787
      @superg6787 3 роки тому +1

      @@litinupcito2044 I was thinking that too. You are not alone

    • @dexterflodstrom9975
      @dexterflodstrom9975 3 роки тому +6

      @@litinupcito2044 for sure, I've noticed all oranges have a weird ass tumor mini orange at the top here in Sweden as well, they didn't when I was younger.

    • @binkao2938
      @binkao2938 2 роки тому +1

      Sometimes I get a bunch of horrible bananas that aren’t sweet at all and taste mealy like starchy grossness. I love the current bananas when they are normal though. I hate banana flavored candy so I really hope our bananas don’t change. It’s natural to lose some of our ability to smell and taste as were aging though. But I remember peaches being much softer and yummier during my childhood. These days I can’t find a soft peach even when I’m traveling in countries with warmer climates. They used to be my favorites as a child, but now I haven’t eaten one in over 10 years and the last few times I did try them I spit them out. I really wonder what happened to peaches 🥺

  • @celies88
    @celies88 3 роки тому +818

    "GMO saves nanners" might actually be a pretty good PR move for scientists. I've never understood the fear of GMOs.

    • @Kreeos
      @Kreeos 3 роки тому +233

      The fear comes from scientifically illiterate making shit up because they don't understand the real science behind it. They spread lies like it's less nutritious or they'll give you cancer.

    • @bensdorp1993
      @bensdorp1993 3 роки тому +79

      Because most GMO crops cant reproduce themselves so u gotta buy seeds every year

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 3 роки тому +21

      Genetic pollution

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 3 роки тому +140

      @@Kreeos I'm absolutely for GMO but the genetic patents make it really tricky and Big Farms can sue smaller farms for having their crops unintentionally fertilized by GMO pollen.
      The laws are fucked fam.
      It's not a good idea to implement GMO that much that soon

    • @SpazzyMcGee1337
      @SpazzyMcGee1337 3 роки тому +61

      @@bensdorp1993 Farmers buy seed every year regardless. They don't just use their own seed. That would lead to reduced crop yeilds due to suboptimal seeds.

  • @spingleboygle
    @spingleboygle 3 роки тому +1

    Almost every video I see made by you seems half as interesting, you really did a good job naming your channel

  • @OhThatEdit
    @OhThatEdit 3 роки тому +579

    Nooooo, we should find something for it!

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 роки тому +1

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE??????

    • @typlcai
      @typlcai 3 роки тому

      @@andrasaronkazai5179 ?

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 роки тому +2

      @@typlcai he is in every 'the most liked comment will be in the thumbnail' kind of videos and now he's here too

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 роки тому

      @Laquelectro he's in every 'the most liked comments will be in the thumbnail' kind of videos and now he's here too

    • @andrasaronkazai5179
      @andrasaronkazai5179 3 роки тому

      @Tasnim Arpon ok, bye

  • @amistrophy
    @amistrophy 3 роки тому +125

    This video is reverse clickbait.
    Actual content says bananas are all gonna die.(unless gmo)
    Thumbnail says banana gonna taste different.

    • @JPSnow
      @JPSnow 3 роки тому

      That's what I thought too.

    • @adamprice4559
      @adamprice4559 3 роки тому +4

      Taste different because they will have to become GMO bananas...

    • @jean-baptistechopin1799
      @jean-baptistechopin1799 3 роки тому +4

      Both are not contradictory. All bananas are gonna die, so as we will probably create a new banana, which will taste different than the previous one, therefore banana as a whole will taste different.

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy 3 роки тому +4

      @@jean-baptistechopin1799 I never said they were contradictory, but they can be purported to be. If all bananas die, which bananas can still *live* to taste different? For either statement to be true, the other must be false.

    • @jean-baptistechopin1799
      @jean-baptistechopin1799 3 роки тому +1

      @@amistrophy Then you're misunderstanding the phrasing. The "bananas" that taste different are bananas as the idea of banana, the fruit as whole, with all its known past varieties. "Banana" itself, not "Gros Michel Banana" or "Cavendish Banana" specifically.

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 3 роки тому +7

    “When your Nan wanted to nom on a ‘nanner...” lol

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 3 роки тому +10

    5:40 *Eats a very green banana*
    *Starts passive-aggressively complaining that it sucks*

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 роки тому +182

    Fresh Baguettes’ scent however will last forever.

  • @Foxfairy5
    @Foxfairy5 2 роки тому +1

    Gros Michel, is why banana flavored candy don't seem to actually taste like bananas, Cavendishs weren't the popular banana when the flavoring for the candy was invented.

  • @iamnotlnw
    @iamnotlnw 3 роки тому +63

    me, south east asian look at two kind of bananas in my kitchen : confuse screaming

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 роки тому +5

      Aight, we going back to colonize in the name of the bananas.

    • @kkuralina
      @kkuralina 3 роки тому

      @@meneither3834 lmaoooooo

    • @human8985
      @human8985 3 роки тому

      yup uhh i eat like the long banana (tasty as hek) and the one's spefically for with food

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 3 роки тому

      I think the long banana is a cavendish

    • @human8985
      @human8985 3 роки тому

      @@auhsojacosta1672 ok

  • @ronindebeatrice
    @ronindebeatrice 3 роки тому +175

    "When your Nan wanted to nom on a nanner." I'm pretty sure I'm only alive because Nan didn't want to nom any nanners.

    • @shaneben8745
      @shaneben8745 3 роки тому +7

      Trust me, we all know your Nan

    • @gangstasteve5753
      @gangstasteve5753 3 роки тому +6

      im pretty sure this only affects bananas, not people.

    • @channelglenn
      @channelglenn 3 роки тому +1

      Secret code validated

  • @gpaderx6105
    @gpaderx6105 3 роки тому +35

    "there are no bananas will replace Cavendish Bananas"
    FIlipinos: *just choose any! there's Lakatan, Latundan, Seniorita, Saba/Cardaba, etc.*

  • @micaiahtucker3771
    @micaiahtucker3771 3 роки тому +55

    “Good old days where women and minorities didn’t want so many damn rights” -HAI

    • @interkeksual7653
      @interkeksual7653 3 роки тому +10

      yea that's going in my cringe compilation

    • @jpgaminf7834
      @jpgaminf7834 3 роки тому +4

      based

    • @koyrion
      @koyrion 3 роки тому

      @@jpgaminf7834 lame

    • @rgzzz3375
      @rgzzz3375 3 роки тому +7

      If you dont agree with a certain people burning down buildings and rioting during a pandemic you are a racist.

  • @kipmi9608
    @kipmi9608 3 роки тому +188

    Me living in a tropical country with lots of choices for bananas: cool story bro

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk 3 роки тому +13

      Yes, but actually no. All of these are not really that good for that purpose. Namely being massively farmed, shipped across the world and that need to appeal top the customer. We do have NO banana that covers all of that to replace the Cavendish.

    • @sushi777300
      @sushi777300 3 роки тому +4

      Are you stupid???
      You'll feel the negative impact even more

    • @floppyD
      @floppyD 3 роки тому +27

      @@sushi777300 Of course not, bananas grow everywhere in tropical countries, you buy them from local, small sellers that don't have to worry about that since they won't be working in monocultures to export to other continents. Btw there's lots of species and most of them taste way better than this Gros Michel, which looks a lot like the ones I would find in supermarkets.

    • @redachija2976
      @redachija2976 3 роки тому +6

      @TheExplodingChipmunk hmmm are you sure they can't be farmed? I know Japan is importing bananas from Philippines and Google says Philippines is exporting millions of tonnes of bananas annually, so it seems like some Asian bananas are capable of being farmed in large scale.

    • @ruchita6801
      @ruchita6801 3 роки тому +4

      Same, we got atleast 6 different varieties of bananas

  • @slecxv4257
    @slecxv4257 3 роки тому +1

    UA-cam videos like this is the reason my sleep schedule is fucked up

  • @saumitrachakravarty
    @saumitrachakravarty 3 роки тому +28

    In my local lingo, Cavendish Bananas are called something that literally translates to "Bananas of the Sea". I don't know why!

    • @reillywalker195
      @reillywalker195 3 роки тому +4

      They originally came from England, an island nation and far from most banana growing regions. Maybe that's why.

  • @bene2132
    @bene2132 3 роки тому +18

    COVID-19- I will be the worst pandemic of the 21st century
    TR4 - Hold my beer

  • @xXmlgamingXx355
    @xXmlgamingXx355 3 роки тому +1

    So basically, bananas are going to be really expensive in the near future until they’d finally disappear completely?

  • @Eggyhead
    @Eggyhead 3 роки тому +16

    Banana: update 1.12 patch logs
    - New taste

  • @furn2313
    @furn2313 3 роки тому +38

    TR Fungus : *exists *
    Bananas : Hehe, I'm in danger

  • @NoResultFound
    @NoResultFound 2 місяці тому +1

    I've had red bananas "Red Dacca' and they are great! They just take a longer time to ripen after you buy them.

  • @kiryuchan137
    @kiryuchan137 3 роки тому +27

    As a Burmese, this video is totally mind-blowing. Here, if you go to a store and ask for a banana, the confused shopkeeper will look at you and ask what kind of banana you want. I can think of four totally different types of bananas just while writing this comment.

  • @dylanwoodcock687
    @dylanwoodcock687 3 роки тому +73

    I’m placing bets on how many times sam doesn’t say banana

  • @calessel3139
    @calessel3139 2 роки тому +1

    They should ignore the Cavindish and instead genetically modify the Gros Michele to be immune to the TR1 fungus so that we could go back to eating that better tasting banana.

  • @jasonfischer8946
    @jasonfischer8946 3 роки тому +51

    The thought of no bananas gives me a...splitting headache.

    • @name6953
      @name6953 3 роки тому

      not for me, i dont like bananas

    • @MinnesotaExpat
      @MinnesotaExpat 3 роки тому

      I got it. You got a lol from me.

  • @inigo8740
    @inigo8740 3 роки тому +7

    5:25 It's a banana, Michael. How much could it cost? 10 dollars?
    In this case Lucile Bluth was not far off.

  • @HaBBiSiFy
    @HaBBiSiFy 3 роки тому +6

    Blows over 100 dollars to some special bananas, eats them raw. Well played.

  • @username.
    @username. 3 роки тому +15

    Can't wait for youtube to recommend this in 2025, it will be interesting to see if this is right

  • @shivalingarajklingaiah705
    @shivalingarajklingaiah705 3 роки тому +17

    honestly, this video was *BANANAS*

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 3 роки тому +1

    If we can genetically modify Cavendish to resist TR4, why not modify Gros Michel to resist TR1 and bring them back?

  • @CG64Mushro0m
    @CG64Mushro0m 3 роки тому +21

    “There is a Fungus among us”
    Yes

  • @kramo
    @kramo 3 роки тому +19

    Where's a GMO when you damn need it!!

  • @aaronmarkstaller
    @aaronmarkstaller 3 роки тому +20

    TLDR: laffy taffy is genetically engineering super bananas that taste like their banana flavored laffy taffy

  • @XX-gy7ue
    @XX-gy7ue 3 роки тому +10

    I remember when The Gros Michel Banana stopped being available in New York , it was confusing and sickening ! the difference in taste was horrible , and took a long time to get used to - I was a child and refused to eat the replacement bananas ' The Cavendish ' , p.s. at the time no one had a clue that there were types of bananas , or what was happening to them , it was very noticeable , not like different types of apples or pears !

    • @موسى_7
      @موسى_7 Рік тому +1

      How old are you? You tell a nice story.

  • @tryplot
    @tryplot 3 роки тому +38

    for those wanting a proper description of other types of bananas, look up 'weird explorer' . he reviews all types of exotic fruit including many types of bananas.

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb 3 роки тому

      Yep, I agree, he's good. Have a look for the blue banana video. Also known as the ice cream banana.

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому

      Thanks for introducing me to another worthy youtuber.

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 3 роки тому +5

    I'm going to buy some bananas now. Let's enjoy while they last.

    • @WenisincTM
      @WenisincTM 3 роки тому

      I’m allergic to banana

  • @aniruddhxie2k215
    @aniruddhxie2k215 3 роки тому +14

    I should be sleeping but I am here knowing why bananas will taste different

  • @sinceritynature202
    @sinceritynature202 3 роки тому +8

    Ever wondered why banana flavored candy tastes so different from the bananas you get in the store? Yep. This is why.

  • @famousramus2288
    @famousramus2288 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine all the Karens at grocery stores going bananas complaining that there are no bananas left

  • @LividImp
    @LividImp 3 роки тому +50

    The "s" in Gros Michel is silent. So just "Gro Michel".

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +4

      I like "Big Mike", too.

    • @Egilhelmson
      @Egilhelmson 3 роки тому +1

      The ‘L’ is silent, too (unless followed by a word starting with a vowel, in which case the ‘L’ is pronounced as the beginning of the second word )(because the French decided that the way they they wrote it mattered more than how they pronounced it). And they complain about English?

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp 3 роки тому +4

      @@Egilhelmson Most of English's stupid language exceptions come from other languages. English is a difficult language because it is the mutant chimera language.

    • @inigo8740
      @inigo8740 3 роки тому +4

      @@Egilhelmson That's BS, the L is not silent. Check your facts with french speakers.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 3 роки тому

      *didn't the Beatles have a song about loving that particular type of banana?*

  • @eimanb3887
    @eimanb3887 3 роки тому +14

    I love this channel, your voice is so captivating :D

    • @TheTexas1994
      @TheTexas1994 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, it’s so much better than that guy at Wendover Productions

    • @jb894
      @jb894 3 роки тому

      It's a voice of a liberal.

    • @breck1637
      @breck1637 3 роки тому

      @@jb894 cringe

    • @jb894
      @jb894 3 роки тому

      @@breck1637 you're cringe

    • @breck1637
      @breck1637 3 роки тому

      @@jb894 no u

  • @bumblebee__
    @bumblebee__ 2 роки тому +4

    2:59
    GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

  • @wamsang7818
    @wamsang7818 3 роки тому +5

    When bananas get infected with fungus:
    *there is 1 impostor in Among Us*

  • @tylerthegamer8766
    @tylerthegamer8766 3 роки тому +5

    Vintage bananas!!! That’s a great line!

  • @KS-di4bn
    @KS-di4bn 3 роки тому +20

    "This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s!" -Kelly Kapoor.

  • @InventorZahran
    @InventorZahran 3 роки тому +11

    So basically, this was a real-life version of the Blue Shadow Virus, but with cloned bananas instead of cloned humans.

  • @bg357wg
    @bg357wg 3 роки тому +4

    Half As Interesting: 3:48
    COVID-19: Hello

  • @ismokeDANC
    @ismokeDANC 2 роки тому +1

    COVID 19 said Hold MY BEER 🍺

  • @grackleboi2523
    @grackleboi2523 3 роки тому +6

    IIRC, the gros michel also went by the "big Mike" I'm down to get some big Mike in me. If only.

    • @channelglenn
      @channelglenn 3 роки тому +1

      You probably can. There are apps for that now

  • @Bards.98
    @Bards.98 3 роки тому +29

    Weird, in brazil we have so many different types of bananas.

    • @AnthonyBrusca
      @AnthonyBrusca 3 роки тому +6

      In America we call the other kinds "plantains"

    • @danilobaudelair
      @danilobaudelair 3 роки тому +2

      yess, my grandma sometimes asks me to go buy some different kinds of bananas like the "nanica" (like "smol banana"), or prata or banana da terra or banana maçã, etc. i only know how to recognize banana prata bc it's the most common one

    • @Bards.98
      @Bards.98 3 роки тому +2

      @@danilobaudelair I just had a flashback of my childhood with your comment. I still remember the flavor of banana maçã even after decades without eaten it!

  • @DavidRodriguez-df4gt
    @DavidRodriguez-df4gt 3 роки тому +8

    Pro tip : the "S" in "Gros Michel" is silent (I'm pretty sure it's a French word, feel free to correct me)

  • @ksp221
    @ksp221 3 роки тому +37

    Can't we just bring gros Michel back? The fungus that affected the variety it's probably gone by now if we have not cultivated in global scale since the 50s

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 роки тому +23

      listen to the end again, there are no banana strains to fall back on this time. That logically means TR4 can also infect the gros michel.

    • @leosong829
      @leosong829 3 роки тому +5

      well there are still cases of the black plague which didn't affect most people since the middle ages.

    • @tessjuel
      @tessjuel 3 роки тому +8

      ​@@leosong829 Unfortunately that doesn't apply for those two banana sorts. People, animals and plants gain immunity from diseases from genetic diversity. Mix the genes from two parents and chances are some of the offspring will be more resistant to a specific disease. Both Gros Michel and Cavendish are clones though so there is no genetic diversity whatsoever. Like all other domestic banana and plantains they are sterile so they can only propagate asexually.
      All is not lost though. There are other domesticated banana variants that might be sutable replacements and since the two wild banana species they all originate from still exist and they still come up with sterile, seedless variants every now and then. (If you wonder why we can't simply eat wild bananas, it's because their seeds are big and hard as rock.)

    • @leosong829
      @leosong829 3 роки тому

      @@tessjuel that, that proves my point

    • @tessjuel
      @tessjuel 3 роки тому

      @@leosong829 Yes, it does.

  • @AlvinBalvin321
    @AlvinBalvin321 3 роки тому +20

    ok, lets assume iceland is similar to greenland, this problem is not fixed

  • @aaronnewbury6930
    @aaronnewbury6930 3 роки тому +13

    We'll be fine once all the Karens ™ realize that GMOs being bad for you is a crock of dookie

    • @nude_cat_ellie7417
      @nude_cat_ellie7417 3 роки тому +3

      To be fair, there’s really no way to know the long term consequences yet. Personally, I’m less concerned about them being bad for ME as I am about them being bad for variety. For instance, GMO corn gradually wiping out and taking over other varieties through cross pollination and market drivers.

    • @EnchWraits
      @EnchWraits 3 роки тому +2

      @@nude_cat_ellie7417 There's also no way to know the consequences of like every thing you eat, because that is changing every time, for all we know, a random allele swap during reproduction could make a cow poisonous.

    • @EnchWraits
      @EnchWraits 3 роки тому

      @@nude_cat_ellie7417 I apologise, I might've misinterpreted your comment the first time I commented on it.
      But yes, I agree, GMO crops can be bad for variety (in multipleways, biodiversity being one). (Although that's also the case with "conventional" crops.)

    • @tylerhawley2106
      @tylerhawley2106 3 роки тому

      @@nude_cat_ellie7417 Good point, but this would be a problem even in the case of using 1 variety of heirloom plant. Monoculture being the root issue in both cases.

  • @re57k
    @re57k 3 роки тому +8

    Why Half As Interesting videos will soon be Fully Interesting in a few years

    • @mansoorahmed1256
      @mansoorahmed1256 3 роки тому +1

      When he uploads a video a bricks
      Then he will have the permit to make his videos fully interesting

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 3 роки тому +1

      Whole as interesting

  • @evilpimp4371
    @evilpimp4371 3 роки тому +86

    Humanity: has an extremely secure vault with all the seeds needed to continue growing our fruits and vegetables, just in case of major worldwide disaster
    Also humans: the taste of banana today as we know it will be gone in a few years.

    • @ИльяЕрмаков-з4л
      @ИльяЕрмаков-з4л 3 роки тому +13

      Problem is: bananas are one of the few stoopid plants that don't have seeds, so we really can't get them to Svalbard even if we wanted to

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 3 роки тому +25

      @@ИльяЕрмаков-з4л
      That’s mostly because seed bananas were artificially selected to have smaller seeds. OG bananas had seeds the size of a soybean, but, well, people didn’t like having to pull out those giant blocks out of their fruit, so bananas got selected for seedless, and now every banana has to be cloned.

    • @mossy_6475
      @mossy_6475 3 роки тому +5

      @@ИльяЕрмаков-з4л And do you know who’s fault that is?

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 роки тому +3

      Is it humanity’a fault for selecting majorly identical seedless bananas?

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 3 роки тому +1

      @@mossy_6475 is it your mom?

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +1

    TR1 : look at me
    Banana farmers : OK
    TR1 : **I'm the captain now**

  • @TechTipsUSA
    @TechTipsUSA 3 роки тому +4

    Phase 1:
    grow all bananas on the moon for 50 years
    Phase 2:
    Kill all bananas on earth
    Phase 3:
    After 50 years bring the banana business back to earth
    Enjoy