The fact that Jon gets a better "coma patient" set than the actual movie for just a 5 second gag at the very end of the video... is why I'm still watching his stuff.
It's definitely not as high as you think. Half the budget of movies should go to marketing and publicity, and the biggest cost is big name actors/celebrities. Say you have a $10m budget and you want to get John Goodman. You better have an amazing fucking script to get him to work for, what would be pennies for him, cuz otherwise, he ain't doing it lol. @@gurvmlk
I'm starting to understand that 'allegation' about the budget. 2 million dollars for a movie that barely cost 500$ all shot at home with no actual sets? Where'd the other 1,999,500$ go?
Who else has a feeling that guys like Gilbert Gottfried, Michael Winslow, JJ Walker, and Todd Bridges appeared before a certain judge in a New Jersey court and got sentences to an unusual punishment? The guy also wrote “a Karate Christmas Miracle” that included possible New Jersey court defendants as Eric Roberts and Martin Kove (Kove’s crimes we so severe he was sentenced to two movies).
And let's see. How might a low-rent New Jersey lawyer who isn't very bright somehow find himself with millions of dollars to plow into a series of unsuccessful direct-to-DVD vanity projects? Maybe he knows someone in, say, waste management, mattress sales, construction, that kind of thing who need to find, uhhh, legitimate ventures that they can use to, uhhhhhhhh, invest their money.
That's what I thought, until he stole the hard drive with the only copy of a film I made to try and get my best friend better after some thieves were holding it to ransom.
He's more like a little brother of a best friend who pops up every now and then just to show you stuff he thinks is crazy and you can't help but be entertained til he leaves again for another 6 months.
8:17 fun fact: Tommy Wiseau,the guy who made The Room, was apparently fairly wealthy (at least enough to give The Room a $6 million budget) yet no one could really determine where the hell he got that money from because the story always changed
11:14 fun fact: Abraham Lincoln was actually a well regarded wrestler in his time, having been rumored to have lost only one in 300+ matches. So this line actually does mean something.
I'll take more movie or game reviews any day ❤ I dont mind if there's heavy editing or not either, just love me those good ol Jon quips and his semi cynical attitude 😂
What are you talking about "low-key"? This is a "JonTron style" video cut and dry. I'm honestly curious to know what other styles of videos you think he makes.
11:07 Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln was actually a very successful wrestler in his youth, he's even in the wrestling hall of fame. Out of the nearly 300 matches he competed in, he lost only once. (Probably to an elephant)
Sure, it's an impressive and inspiring angle to a president already beloved by everyone in America even regardless of political association, but was he a part time New Jersey judge with a suspiciously large amount of money? I don't think so 😏
6:45 The dude behind the desk has a framed picture of him and Obama together on his right, and behind him to his left is another framed picture of him and freaking JESUS 😂 also, the name plate saying “I’M RESPONSIBLE” is just too much 😂😂
I like to imagine that this movie was made by the kid's dad as an elaborate highlight video for his son and was sent to division 1 colleges as a genuine attempt to get him recruited on a scholarship
Okay that was just so freaking funny. Also a little side note but the guy who was the uncle is the one that got his tongue stuck to the pole when he was a kid for a Christmas Story. With that a Merry Christmas to you.
The perfect holiday gift is Jontron reviewing a movie and NO ONE can argue that. Like seriously, we haven’t seen him review a movie in a hot minute and I’m so glad he is!
This whole Christmas episode was just to announce that Jon's currently on life support watching Seinfeld and fighting for his life against the cruel ravages of illness.
I'll be That Guy and point out that the he has a production team for that. Anyway, besides the Reigns plush doll and the WCW game running on the TV, my eye doesn't pick up anything but Christmas things.
@@Steambull1 Okay then credit to whoever made the call to put that stuff in the background...but Jon did hire them so he is still indirectly responsible, I suppose. 🤔
The movie's rock bottom terrible acting and directing beat my ass, and then Jon's Seinfeld bit at the end delivered the killing blow, this review was a hell of a treat for christmas, thanks Jon
This video feels like a return to classic movie reviews to me. There's just something about it that feels nostalgic, even though it was released this year
Imagine being such a loser to consider a UA-cam video from a person who you don't even actually know as a "gift". You realize the only reason UA-camrs make videos is because it makes them money, not because they're thinking about your sad little life where you feel a fake connection with them. Really cringe and sad.
8:59 this is why Jon is peak, the random bullshit happening is somehow completely fluid with the flow of the video, and doesn't get in the way more than it needs to
This is giving "Lets get broken. Lets go broken together this Christmas. You and me. Forget Rudolph. Forget Frosty. I just wanna get real sad" vibes for sure.
As someone who was in a coma for a while, this is exactly how it was. I never had any tubes ever. I was breathing on my own and not intubated whatsoever. Definitely this is really well done.
It's crazy to me how this new era of Jontron started 6 years ago, and is almost as long as the time between his first video and his first in this new era (which was 7 years as far as I can tell).
@@ImperfectXIIIJirad said that he would donate money but he actually kept it, he was found out, had to donate it properly and is even upset about being called out for it.
What's crazy is this is the second one they've done, they already made A Karate Christmas Miracle where instead of a friend in a coma it was trying to get his dad back after a mass shooting
Appreciating the old format. Loved when we were covering more old movies and games that were perhaps....less than nostalgic. This is a welcome blast from the past and I'd love to see more!
Wow, you actually had a convincing hospital set with props and everything. Either you spent more than 2 million on this, or they definitely did not use that money for their movie lol.
Thanks Jon for releasing this video to celebrate the birth of my son! My first baby Griffin was born today, Christmas Eve at 6:38am in Austin, Texas and he's doing great, working on his eyesight so he can watch JonTron with me
Hey bro. You've really helped me through a lot of dark times with your comedy. Butterfly documentaries and you. We need more positive people like you, especially now. Just wanted to say thanks for always being you. Much luv and well wishes kind sir.
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Thanks to Rocket Money for sponsoring todays video! #rocketmoney #personalfinance
Ohk
Now we get to have TWO fat jolly men with a beard and a sack for Christmas! 😊
Rocket moneys a scam
Nah I'm good.
Thank you for this Christmas Gift Jon!
Jon actually got a holiday video out on time. It's a Christmas miracle
it’s a miracle. it’s a true christmas miracle
@melgibsonafter5beers329 Iranian mad-lad? What? He's american Ok so I may be drunk right now but I qm very confused
This is just like the time he became a bootleg master just like bootleg Michael Jackson
It really is. Was not expecting a JonTron holiday video this year.
@chinghamburger2200 jontron is half Iranian I think
I love when JonTron's production quality is greater than the movie that he's watching
2 million dollars is wild too.
That's.... not a high bar for him to jump.
@@Djuntas I think it's called "money laundering"
First talking cat now this
It's because JonTron put 2.000.001$ into this video, while the movie only managed a 2.000.000$ budget.
The fact that Jon gets a better "coma patient" set than the actual movie for just a 5 second gag at the very end of the video... is why I'm still watching his stuff.
He also checked the film's budget, which has me thinking about how I'm frequently wondering what the budget is for some of his videos.
It's definitely not as high as you think. Half the budget of movies should go to marketing and publicity, and the biggest cost is big name actors/celebrities. Say you have a $10m budget and you want to get John Goodman. You better have an amazing fucking script to get him to work for, what would be pennies for him, cuz otherwise, he ain't doing it lol. @@gurvmlk
I'm starting to understand that 'allegation' about the budget. 2 million dollars for a movie that barely cost 500$ all shot at home with no actual sets?
Where'd the other 1,999,500$ go?
Are you joking? Did you not see the big name actors in this thing? That's where the budget went. @@jroldo8353
@@jroldo8353 Could be for tax fraud too.
There's something so nostalgic about Jon putting a movie into a DVD player in the most impractical way possible.
Don’t forget to be careful with your rare game! 🍕🍕🍕
Dishwasher? Yes.
The SMBS
I love how Jon's hospital bed setup is 1000x more convincing than the one in the "movie."
and the others spent 1million dollars
There wasnt even one lol
@@AfonsoFurtado-bu2ls all of that must have gone to Gilbert Gottfried
This film made A Talking Cat look like a blockbuster epic
It makes any Cool Cat film look like a big budget action film
@@General..Grievous I can't believe I'm saying this, but at least the Cool Cat movies have legible plots 😂
You make me wish for a "A Talking Cat Wrestling Christmas Miracle"-crossover now
i swear Jon doesn't look like he's aged a day since 2014
Thats because he bathes in the blood of innocents for his lifelong childish vigor. May he forever be sated
2004*
That's because he's not real.
Jon is not a real character. Someone invented Jon.
I can't believe he's over 63 now
He recorded years of content about 10 years ago and is just slowly releasing it over time.
10:05
Jontron: "I'm no fashionista"
Also Jontron: wearing the sickest Jesus Christmas jumper I've ever seen
Also jontron, nope
I'm learning Japanese and I was trying to read the sweater before I even noticed the Jesus art
Seriously, it’s badass. I want it!
@tylersolorzano2838 It's a Blizzard bay comic book christ sweater.
He's no fashionista...
BECAUSE HE'S A FASHIONISTUS!
Who else has a feeling that guys like Gilbert Gottfried, Michael Winslow, JJ Walker, and Todd Bridges appeared before a certain judge in a New Jersey court and got sentences to an unusual punishment?
The guy also wrote “a Karate Christmas Miracle” that included possible New Jersey court defendants as Eric Roberts and Martin Kove (Kove’s crimes we so severe he was sentenced to two movies).
Cruel and unusual.
No mention of Scottie Schwartz. It was all downhill for him after A Christmas Story.
And let's see. How might a low-rent New Jersey lawyer who isn't very bright somehow find himself with millions of dollars to plow into a series of unsuccessful direct-to-DVD vanity projects? Maybe he knows someone in, say, waste management, mattress sales, construction, that kind of thing who need to find, uhhh, legitimate ventures that they can use to, uhhhhhhhh, invest their money.
@@MikoSquizmy thoughts exactly
That actually makes a frick ton of sense.
Wow! TWO JonTron videos that are released on the correct holiday! We must’ve been very good this year!
Or he’s an imposter!… even if he is I hope this continues.
IT'S A TRUE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
Inflation
What was the other one?
@@BigCoagulatedGravyHotDogIt was the previous video! Which was for Halloween and was released on Oct. 31st :)
jontron is the cool uncle you only see on holidays during family gatherings, but every time you do is special
That's what I thought, until he stole the hard drive with the only copy of a film I made to try and get my best friend better after some thieves were holding it to ransom.
He's more like a little brother of a best friend who pops up every now and then just to show you stuff he thinks is crazy and you can't help but be entertained til he leaves again for another 6 months.
“Special”
8:17 fun fact: Tommy Wiseau,the guy who made The Room, was apparently fairly wealthy (at least enough to give The Room a $6 million budget) yet no one could really determine where the hell he got that money from because the story always changed
I'd make a good guess and say Tommy himself has no clue either
"4 score and seven broken ribs, I'm going for the Gettysburg grab" is definitely a new classic Jontron line
Now that Jon's in a coma, it's our turn to make a wrestling christmas miracle.
Can we get Red Letter Media to write, act in, and produce it?
Let's hire Dwayne cause he fits the bill, he's desperate for roles and he sucks ass
For some reason I think Jon's Long-Haulin' it...
But I'll volunteer to be the guy in the beginning who does the awkward choking noise
Can I be the washing machine that spins the money around?
11:14 fun fact: Abraham Lincoln was actually a well regarded wrestler in his time, having been rumored to have lost only one in 300+ matches. So this line actually does mean something.
Well, he did “wrestle” the south into submission (insert Sponge Bob laugh 😆).
I cant tell if you’re being serious about this or if you’re fucking around 😂
@@GrizzlyGamer404 I’m being cheeky. Technically, war is a wrestling match where one aide is the victor and the other the loser .
There were also rumors that he invented the choke-slam. Man did not mess around.
I thought it was boxing?
It's nice that Jontron bought us a Christmas video that low-key feels like an old Jontron video
I'll take more movie or game reviews any day ❤ I dont mind if there's heavy editing or not either, just love me those good ol Jon quips and his semi cynical attitude 😂
Low key? Why not high key?
This is my personal favourite style of JonTron vid
What are you talking about "low-key"? This is a "JonTron style" video cut and dry. I'm honestly curious to know what other styles of videos you think he makes.
Be really old Jon transformation if he did a game video
11:07 Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln was actually a very successful wrestler in his youth, he's even in the wrestling hall of fame. Out of the nearly 300 matches he competed in, he lost only once. (Probably to an elephant)
Sure, it's an impressive and inspiring angle to a president already beloved by everyone in America even regardless of political association, but was he a part time New Jersey judge with a suspiciously large amount of money? I don't think so 😏
6:45 The dude behind the desk has a framed picture of him and Obama together on his right, and behind him to his left is another framed picture of him and freaking JESUS 😂 also, the name plate saying “I’M RESPONSIBLE” is just too much 😂😂
I like to imagine that this movie was made by the kid's dad as an elaborate highlight video for his son and was sent to division 1 colleges as a genuine attempt to get him recruited on a scholarship
@@JoshuaJoubert2025
Lmao if true. I can only imagine a college scout at like Penn State actually watching this and thinking wtf is going on.
@@JoshuaJoubert2025 can you elaborae on that?
@@JoshuaJoubert2025EXPOUND!
@@JoshuaJoubert2025Does making shit up on the internet just make you feel cool or?
Yeah, let's spend 2 million so my son can get a scholarship 🤡
Okay that was just so freaking funny. Also a little side note but the guy who was the uncle is the one that got his tongue stuck to the pole when he was a kid for a Christmas Story. With that a Merry Christmas to you.
The guy who eventually did xxx movies?
His acting capabilities have only gotten better like fine aged milk
13:53 The REAL Christmas miracle is Jontron just fast forwarding the rest of this movie for all of us 😂😂.
truly the best christmas gift we've ever gotten
The perfect holiday gift is Jontron reviewing a movie and NO ONE can argue that.
Like seriously, we haven’t seen him review a movie in a hot minute and I’m so glad he is!
@@D44RK_Iced_Yogswow you got so excited you commented this twice
Idk Jesus gave us the best gift imo. Jontron is a close second 😅
That "and _you_ have to help me!" at 5:21 has some real Hotel Mario energy behind it.
Dont dissrespect hotel Mario like that, we got a lot of good youtube poops out of it.
15:40 Him putting his comatoase friend in an RKO was the most wild part to me 😂
While saying it will either put a person to sleep or wake them up.
How would they know that? Do they practice locks on sleeping people often??
This whole Christmas episode was just to announce that Jon's currently on life support watching Seinfeld and fighting for his life against the cruel ravages of illness.
God forbid
When you thought "Christmas with the kranks" was the best christmas movie. Jon blesses us with this beautiful gem of a movie.
As a diehard wrestling fan, I love the dedication Jon put into putting wrestling stuff in the background. Much appreciated.
I couldn't agree more! I love how fucking cool JonTron is!! gimmie a hell yeah!
I'll be That Guy and point out that the he has a production team for that. Anyway, besides the Reigns plush doll and the WCW game running on the TV, my eye doesn't pick up anything but Christmas things.
@@Steambull1 Okay then credit to whoever made the call to put that stuff in the background...but Jon did hire them so he is still indirectly responsible, I suppose. 🤔
Wrestling is just an excuse to gay fight
Fun Fact: Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler in his day, and was rightly feared for his size and strength.
He had a 299-1 (recorded) victory:loss ratio. Jon’s bit in this video wasn’t that far off. 😂
There’s enough evidence that points to him as the inventor of the choke slam maneuver.
Thats why they had to get him from behind to get rid of him.
He's too powerful
@@Exlayer-pk8hy Cuz he knew he'd of got yoked up and tossed over the balcony otherwise lol
Can you imagine how shredded Jon would be right now if he had actually been using that gym membership?
I think he bought it for Jaques? XP
Who needs a gym membership when you can whip out the VCR and jam with Marky Mark and Estelle Getty?
@@Roadent1241 Jaques is not cannon
He had his chance ten times over...
Prancercize
Regis workout
OJ workout
Marky mark
The list goes on
@@irgendwer3610You're right. He's a bird.
The movie's rock bottom terrible acting and directing beat my ass, and then Jon's Seinfeld bit at the end delivered the killing blow, this review was a hell of a treat for christmas, thanks Jon
This video feels like a return to classic movie reviews to me. There's just something about it that feels nostalgic, even though it was released this year
I felt the same way.
Zoo Race is still JonTron’s best Christmas episode.
everybody goin to the noah party
No argument with that. I still wish Jon would review bad games again
There’s a police cocaine boat from Miami!
To the moon, though.
Bro forgot about Christmas with the kranks
JonTron has aged like fine wine. This channel will never get old
Jon's Christmas sweater goes hard af
Says Jesus Christ in japanese if you;re wondering
Anyone know where I could buy it?
@@hostofemberstimbo7500 would love to know as well!
@@hostofemberstimbo7500 in Hell where such blasphemy is allowed.
Its where i got mine and my "Saviors doing it on the Cross" Trucker hat
@@hostofemberstimbo7500search for Blizzard Bay Ugly Jesus Sweater
Been watching Jon for so many years now it’s literally a Christmas gift to get this shit on Christmas Eve let’s gooo
Don't call it "shit" please, especially on Christmas
Imagine being such a loser to consider a UA-cam video from a person who you don't even actually know as a "gift". You realize the only reason UA-camrs make videos is because it makes them money, not because they're thinking about your sad little life where you feel a fake connection with them. Really cringe and sad.
That is categorically the best Christmas sweater I have ever seen
JonTron is a fascist btw
where buy
Jon Tron is the dad who only comes back into your life once in a blue moon and doesn't stay long either. But whenever he comes, it sure is eventful!
You could've said "uncle" but you went with "dad"
8:59 this is why Jon is peak, the random bullshit happening is somehow completely fluid with the flow of the video, and doesn't get in the way more than it needs to
This is giving "Lets get broken. Lets go broken together this Christmas. You and me. Forget Rudolph. Forget Frosty. I just wanna get real sad" vibes for sure.
As someone who was in a coma for a while, this is exactly how it was. I never had any tubes ever. I was breathing on my own and not intubated whatsoever. Definitely this is really well done.
so glad to hear that you recovered due to the brilliant comedic chops of jonathan tronathan
Yeah but how did you piss
You sure it wasn’t just an ordinary Tuesday night and you didn’t just hit the bottle hard again?
How would you know that if you were in a coma.
Checkmate.
Unfortunately, there was some permanent brain damage, it seems.
When we needed him the most. He returned. Happy Christmas y’all.
reddit updoot ass comment
Yes! Happy Christmas to you too!
Happy Christmas and merry new year
16:13 jontron show isn't complete without a jontron death scene. this was subtle but high quality nonetheless
Jon posts, it's truly a Christmas miracle.
Gentlemen, we gather again once more. A Jontron Christmas.
It's crazy to me how this new era of Jontron started 6 years ago, and is almost as long as the time between his first video and his first in this new era (which was 7 years as far as I can tell).
Total Jontron victory
>(Des)TINY divorced and completely humiliated
>Jirard destroyed his career
>Holiday special released on time
JonTron just keeps winning.
Jirard what? Did I miss something?
the completionist chairty fraud@@ImperfectXIII
@@ImperfectXIII ohhh, buddy. You'll find what you are looking for if you search but to sum up, Jirard does not have Jon's back behind the scenes.
@@ImperfectXIIIJirad said that he would donate money but he actually kept it, he was found out, had to donate it properly and is even upset about being called out for it.
The dad’s sign language is on the same level as the grandma’s talking in Rapsittie Street Kids.
Thats THE most niche reference ever but you are so damn right 😂
Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln actually did wrestle with a local gang of wrestlers, so this makes the Gettysburg grab joke 10x funnier.
The "Gettysburg Grab" fucking sent me 🤣 🤣 🤣
I like how he comes back every now and then
What's crazy is this is the second one they've done, they already made A Karate Christmas Miracle where instead of a friend in a coma it was trying to get his dad back after a mass shooting
i wasn't ready for this... had to hit pause multiple times to take my breath. thanks for sharing your pain Jon.
10:46 YOU DIPPED THE CHIP. YOU TOOK A BITE. AND THEN YOU DIPPED AGAIN.
“Four score & seven broken ribs” had me dying
When the world needed him the most, JonTron returned. Truly a Christmas miracle.
Had to rewind the video at 14:45 many many very many many very many times.
Appreciating the old format. Loved when we were covering more old movies and games that were perhaps....less than nostalgic. This is a welcome blast from the past and I'd love to see more!
5:58 Uh…..wtf, I’m pretty sure I was assigned one of those books in a criminal justice course LMFAO
9:19 the cut to jon in a coma has gotta be the funniest thing i've seen all week
I love how Jon's shirt just says Jesus Christ (Iesu Kirisuto) in japanese
Wow, you actually had a convincing hospital set with props and everything. Either you spent more than 2 million on this, or they definitely did not use that money for their movie lol.
Stallone wrote, directed and starred in Rocky while also managing the 1M dollar budget himself. He’s a genius.
9:08
Thanks Jon for this present.
A new meme video material, lol!
Merry Christmas!
A JonTron video? And it’s a movie one? Now this is a Christmas miracle.
Can we be honest and admit a game review would've been miles better.
@@jonbourgoin182They were cool but nah
@@jonbourgoin182 Only if it was something like Town With No Name. I'd kill to see him review that lol
@@jonbourgoin182nah , skateboard kid is far and away his funniest video .
I almost thought it's so bad it's good, then it got WAY worse. Thank you Jontron, for this Christmas miracle.
Thanks Jon for releasing this video to celebrate the birth of my son! My first baby Griffin was born today, Christmas Eve at 6:38am in Austin, Texas and he's doing great, working on his eyesight so he can watch JonTron with me
Congratulations!! Griffin is the sweetest name
This one’s for Jesus man sorry better luck next year
Wow! where did you find a mating pair of mythological griffins!?
lmao
Jonathan growing a beard again makes me feel like we’re right back in 2014.
It has been a long while since we last got a JT Christmas movie video, so I'm glad we have a new one.
Jon probably wrestles with his upload schedule more than the people wrestle in this movie.
13:26 Seems they forgot the appropriate props in the supposed “2 million dollar budget”.
jon roasting little kids is seriously the funniest thing
The best Christmas present I could have asked for
Gilbert Gottfried retweeted me once because I was threatening people with his reading of 50 Shades, lol
Merry Christmas Jonatron, thank you for EIGHT videos this year. You've truly blessed 2023
Why does it feel weird to get JonTron on Christmas?
You mean awesome!
Because it's right on time and not 2 months after, of course.
Hey bro. You've really helped me through a lot of dark times with your comedy. Butterfly documentaries and you. We need more positive people like you, especially now. Just wanted to say thanks for always being you. Much luv and well wishes kind sir.
If you ever wanna hang out I'll bring venison and pizza rolls. Chat under an amber light 🕯️
You being sponsored by Rocket Money is kinda its own Christmas Present to the viewers. We've come full circle.
He needs a sponsor from hot pocket crust tocket pocket hocket.
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This video just woke me up from my coma! Thank you Jon!
9:21 it’s so weird to see someone I know in this movie. I nearly jumped out of my seat when I saw the woman on the right
They just add Christmas to any bad movie and think they'll get away from being terrible, but you know how that goes
Thanks for uploading today, now I have a reason to ignore my family for 16 more minutes
We'll never stop lovin ya Jon, no matter how long your hiatus is
This video woke me up from my coma. Thanks Jon!
Your ability to sit and watch stuff like this is admirable.
I love how the movie is about Olympic style wrestling but the background is pro wrestling
Bro could’ve just put on the Chapelle show to wake the kid up. Happy holidays Jon.
15:50 a miracle
14:45 😂😂😂"That's Exploding Tennis Balls for your enemies." -Wonka, Probably
God i love jontron popping up right at the perfect time to remind me he’s still making videos
that little chuckle as he asks if he can go home got me so good lmao
10:32 He's gonna wake up from his coma LaUGhING!
JonTron video in less than a decade apart? Truly a Christmas miracle.
You are the gift that keeps coming, JonTron. I absolutely love your content! Keep it up and Happy Holidays!
12:36 I haven’t seen a good deep fry in a long time, and this one just hit right LMFAO
JonTron on Christmas. What a treat !
Merry Christmas to all! This has been a good year for Jon uploads. May we all wish for an equally strong 2024
Half way in this video I got a 5 minute ad of Phil Swift for Flex Caulk WITH bloopers at the end. Every second was worth it
a new jontron video? this is the only christmas gift i care about
It feels like a leap year every time Jon posts.