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    TIM ALLEN, CHRISTMAS OVERLORD. SUBMIT.
    Cast:
    Jon Jafari - Himself
    Co-Worker - Javarr Tarrell
    Crew:
    Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Director/Line Producer - Sergio Torres
    Director of Photography - Nick Oliver
    Assistant Camera - Dylan Lopez
    Gaffer - Mike Shayne
    Sound - Matt Nissen
    Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
    Production Assistant - Aramis Klein
    Post Production:
    Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
    Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
    JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
    Christmas JonTron Theme by: / xxjerryt. .
    "He Chose Me Remix" by LilTommyJ: / liltommyj

КОМЕНТАРІ • 25 тис.

  • @clanwargods
    @clanwargods 7 років тому +2997

    The black guy at the end had me in tears lol

  • @tecumsehcristero
    @tecumsehcristero 4 роки тому +2975

    The daughter left to join the peace core then comes back with a lover in less than a month. I want to know what happened there. I want to see that movie

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 роки тому +258

      In the jungle no less.

    • @30noir
      @30noir 3 роки тому +125

      It's spelt 'Corps'. Just FYI.

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 3 роки тому +66

      Sign me up for the peace corps then.

    • @loganarnoldkicks4321
      @loganarnoldkicks4321 3 роки тому +230

      She probably lied 😂😂 she just went to meet her boyfriend whom she met on some early 2000s chat site

    • @HebiHouse
      @HebiHouse 3 роки тому +31

      She be porking.

  • @everythingman0082
    @everythingman0082 5 років тому +7940

    ah yes that moment a crazy guy creating a cult steals a youtubers microphone thinking he was from the news, a very relatable scene

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 5 років тому +700

      To be fair, seeing that this video has gotten millions of views, I'd say getting into a Jontron video gives you way more exposure than from the regular news channels on TV

    • @animeAJproductions
      @animeAJproductions 5 років тому +241

      Let's get the fuck outta here!

    • @kehrbotrsupporter5097
      @kehrbotrsupporter5097 5 років тому +108

      Moral of the Story if you dont like Christmas were gonna hunt you down

    • @shaniahines5121
      @shaniahines5121 5 років тому +21

      @JDG3981 best comment

    • @richarddrain8590
      @richarddrain8590 5 років тому +7

      @@shaniahines5121 yo

  • @CompagnonDeMisere25
    @CompagnonDeMisere25 Рік тому +669

    This movie really feels like it was meant to be a parody. Must had some last minute rewrites trying to make it "normal" christmas film.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +90

      I think the original Skipping Christmas novel was about how peer pressure is bad and that we should sympathize with the Kranks. The movie goes the other way.

    • @ochuspin
      @ochuspin Рік тому +53

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 they realized halfway through that the people that the story made the antagonists were the people watching the movie

    • @joellim6988
      @joellim6988 9 місяців тому +6

      Its exaggeration, would probably be seen more keenly if it were a sitcom episode but its still hilarious with how absurd and over the top the story is taken

    • @jessicastjames6202
      @jessicastjames6202 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah I spent the whole first half of the movie thinking it was obviously a satire of how weirdly seriously people take Christmas. But then the whole thing swaps to... taking Christmas seriously? Like the final message of the film ends up feeling like "only selfish idiots try to do things that make them happy instead of adhering to pointless tradition that actively makes them miserable".

  • @jackbeach942
    @jackbeach942 4 роки тому +2022

    I met that guy when I went to New York in 2019 he is still in times square screaming about the church

    • @AdjectiveOtter
      @AdjectiveOtter 4 роки тому +125

      He hasn't made it yet?

    • @jackbeach942
      @jackbeach942 4 роки тому +135

      Everyone we need to go to times square in fund this man I know he comes out at night I don't know if he's there in the day

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 4 роки тому +34

      @@jackbeach942 start a go fund me or kickstarter for him!

    • @SoloEcho
      @SoloEcho 4 роки тому +38

      Legend say he will be there next year

    • @dragoon6551
      @dragoon6551 4 роки тому +106

      he's the real santa, isn't he?

  • @milky4367
    @milky4367 7 років тому +4435

    That fucking church guy at the end....just killed me

    • @sephiroth7655
      @sephiroth7655 7 років тому +128

      That's what some people in New York are like, well at least the crazy homeless people that want your money.

    • @milky4367
      @milky4367 7 років тому +17

      sephiroth7655 Haha, that's actually true.

    • @bamith3110
      @bamith3110 7 років тому +33

      Should I call the police?

    • @TheCountOfMommysCrisco
      @TheCountOfMommysCrisco 7 років тому +90

      Dude legit knew how to sing, though!

    • @nowaxtheory
      @nowaxtheory 7 років тому +48

      +Adam Click Well, he WAS chosen.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 7 років тому +16233

    That last part is why you never let anyone else hold the mic.

    • @throwaway1743
      @throwaway1743 7 років тому +1822

      Or, alternatively, why you should.
      Cause that was fuckin hilarious

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 7 років тому +380

      My term would be, creepy and uncomfortable.

    • @SleepingLion525
      @SleepingLion525 7 років тому +602

      That guy was legendary

    • @happythots3695
      @happythots3695 7 років тому +43

      Dude I see you everywhere

    • @magmamuffz1246
      @magmamuffz1246 7 років тому +269

      TrueUnderDawgGaming that last guy seemed like one of those homeless nuts who have a degree in religion or some shit and couldn't get a job cuz they were FUCKIN NUTS

  • @shreyabunny
    @shreyabunny Рік тому +1269

    i make a pilgrimage back to this video every year

  • @Danieru13
    @Danieru13 7 років тому +12395

    This video was sponsored by the church of The Seven

    • @MarioB19PL
      @MarioB19PL 7 років тому +139

      777777

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 7 років тому +50

      +Avi Faitelewicz Oh, okay. I thought he was representing a cult.

    • @1az3r91
      @1az3r91 7 років тому +34

      *Santa... oh I mean *Satan

    • @Ruminations09
      @Ruminations09 7 років тому +191

      No, he was representing a cult. He wasn't talking about the Light of The Seven from Game of Thrones, he said "the seven churches of Asia", whatever the fuck that means.

    • @hentosama
      @hentosama 7 років тому +14

      its seven sevens

  • @nicholas102
    @nicholas102 4 роки тому +2707

    This a Christmas essential. Not the movie but this video

  • @Doctorblam
    @Doctorblam 5 років тому +851

    18:20 When you ask someone for their best Tim Allen but they give you Dan Aykroyd instead

  • @group2gaming
    @group2gaming Рік тому +307

    gotta love how timeless the america joke at the beginning has become

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 Рік тому +15

      Yea i thought he was talking about the Black Lives Matter riots at first.

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Рік тому +39

      @@CyberLance26 Those jerks ended up costing black business owners a lot of money. I'm mentioning the Black business owners specifically because it points out the hypocrisy and how full of crap most of those "protesters" were. It's a perfect case of using an idea that no one in their right minds would be against as a shield. Black lives matter just as much as any other. Using that fact as an excuse to cause mayhem and destruction as well as line their own pockets is disgusting. They preyed on people's inherent desire to try and be good people and made them into pawns and blind followers that would defend them no matter what

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername Рік тому +27

      @@sleepykitty8918pretty much, still, the fact the media tried to paint it as peaceful and then they treat actual peaceful protests as horrible things

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Рік тому +20

      @@user-BadUsername It showed tremendous bias and a lack of journalistic integrity

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- Рік тому +7

      it's still burning...

  • @ewon9903
    @ewon9903 7 років тому +709

    TRULY THE BEST GIFT IS A JONTRON VID

    • @otherben2322
      @otherben2322 7 років тому +5

      UA-camr with 177 subs.

    • @chef7658
      @chef7658 7 років тому +2

      Jews

    • @joecrowston9722
      @joecrowston9722 7 років тому +1

      UA-camr With 67 subs Luther it is not Saturday night

    • @Cullendupree
      @Cullendupree 7 років тому +1

      UA-camr With 67 subs you are an apostle of jontron Jon bless you

    • @Blackmetaljulian
      @Blackmetaljulian 7 років тому

      UA-camr With 67 subs And Final Fantasy XV :3

  • @IndyMuttProductions
    @IndyMuttProductions 5 років тому +2208

    This went from being just a simple review of Christmas with the Kranks to a truly inspirational Christian story. *he chose me*

    • @Xwartu
      @Xwartu 5 років тому +22

      Indy Mutt Productions *Muslim, for he is Allah

    • @kewlusername6692
      @kewlusername6692 5 років тому +7

      That dude was the best part

    • @kewlusername6692
      @kewlusername6692 5 років тому +15

      @@Xwartu is he Muslim because he kept calling it a church...I mean maybe hes creating a mishmash of all religions and that's why he's building his own church? I dunno

    • @jacques7689
      @jacques7689 5 років тому

      This movie is amazing I really don’t know why everyone is making fun of it

    • @memesliketendies
      @memesliketendies 5 років тому +1

      Praise Allah

  • @Ivalene
    @Ivalene 7 років тому +1945

    Why is it the craziest people have the most pleasant singing voices lol

    • @TheShadowHatter
      @TheShadowHatter 7 років тому +193

      One sense fails and the others get stronger cuz!

    • @sonyvssnes
      @sonyvssnes 7 років тому +8

      TheShadowHatter / UnderRadarShow Because he's singing for Trump.

    • @Bran40519
      @Bran40519 7 років тому +8

      Trump gave his voice the ability to have HIGH ENERGY

    • @mattmolloy636
      @mattmolloy636 7 років тому +2

      Elexess Silvestri lol not true, just go into Penn station and you'll see just how wrong that statement is 😂

    • @sweetjaysus4507
      @sweetjaysus4507 7 років тому +10

      let's ask Kanye..
      EH YO YEEZUS, C'MERE!

  • @troyhubbler9874
    @troyhubbler9874 2 роки тому +80

    That homeless man serenading Jonathon is always gonna be one of the sweetest Christmas memories I will cherish forever.

  • @OfficialMaxBox
    @OfficialMaxBox 7 років тому +579

    YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT OH-BUSHATABOHOTA-GHBOSHATA MEANS

    • @sparkle42
      @sparkle42 7 років тому +6

      Max Box The real Box Max watches Jahn Trawn

    • @bad8400
      @bad8400 7 років тому +40

      Max Box I am allah.

    • @Kiritora321
      @Kiritora321 7 років тому +1

      Oh hi Max Box

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 років тому +14

      _"Ya'll need Allah."_

    • @sunrize1426
      @sunrize1426 7 років тому +1

      oh hey

  • @zvwc
    @zvwc 4 роки тому +9973

    "Soon God will exact His revenge for our imperfections" Merry christmas Jon, it happened.

  • @thecatthatgotaway
    @thecatthatgotaway 7 років тому +1938

    how the fuck do people not know who Tim Allen is?

    • @FlameOfUdun96
      @FlameOfUdun96 7 років тому +116

      To be fair, he hasn't been relevant in a long time

    • @thecatthatgotaway
      @thecatthatgotaway 7 років тому +95

      Yeah but hes not asking kids who he is, hes asking people that are atleast in there twenties

    • @CyberDragonArt
      @CyberDragonArt 7 років тому +30

      the cat that got away Jon is is his twenties...I am in twenties and I know who he is. It's cause they all know only garbage actors from today...

    • @dannyh_music
      @dannyh_music 7 років тому +8

      the cat that got away Hell, I'm 16 and I know who Tim Allen is

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 7 років тому +12

      Because they're people who have lives.

  • @TheCitrusGod
    @TheCitrusGod 3 роки тому +183

    "Good things never last, like this pants." Words to live by

  • @darthvein3
    @darthvein3 6 років тому +2934

    Im glad to see this back up on the channel

    • @williamsandoval8203
      @williamsandoval8203 6 років тому +145

      So I'm not lossing my mind, good

    • @Realpurplecartoonist
      @Realpurplecartoonist 6 років тому +11

      this was a year ago

    • @UhhhNiko
      @UhhhNiko 6 років тому +76

      @@Realpurplecartoonist it got taken down shortly after it was uploaded last year

    • @LoganWH8
      @LoganWH8 6 років тому +37

      I wonder if the church guy from the end is still alive.

    • @borhannjk56
      @borhannjk56 6 років тому +50

      Same I kept going to jontron archive just to watch it again

  • @thatplaneguy944
    @thatplaneguy944 5 років тому +707

    Crazy man “He chose me”
    Jon “ Give me your Tim Allen impression”
    Crazy man “ I don’t know Tim Allen”
    Jon ‘life fades from his face’

  • @thepickles8833
    @thepickles8833 7 років тому +346

    TRUTH...
    The crazy black man at the end of the film is so unexpected and hilariously mesmerizing that everyone watching this video forgot what it was originally about.

  • @usagijojo
    @usagijojo 7 років тому +437

    Just think: At one time, Tim Allen was being paid over a million dollars per episode to do Home Improvement, and was a movie star in both one of the most historically important animated films of all time (Toy Story) and one of the most popular holiday films of the 90's (Santa Clause). Now nobody out on the street has any idea who he is.

    • @youseenednedisdead
      @youseenednedisdead 7 років тому +43

      he also was a hardcore drug dealer

    • @ljaquos
      @ljaquos 7 років тому +65

      Not as bad as them churches.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 років тому +6

      Ned Ackley hold the fuck up,say again?

    • @katygilday6985
      @katygilday6985 7 років тому +21

      Yeee, he trafficked drugs (cocaine in particular) when he was younger, before he got into acting

    • @TL-yu7em
      @TL-yu7em 7 років тому

      UsagiJojo b

  • @BunnySenpai
    @BunnySenpai 7 років тому +1090

    Is "He Chose Me" on iTunes or Spotify yet?

    • @limp6129
      @limp6129 7 років тому +107

      Bunny Senpai uuuuh dan is it on spoofy

    • @bob-km4uq
      @bob-km4uq 7 років тому +7

      Bunny Senpai I know this is a joke but it is in the bottom of the description

    • @BunnySenpai
      @BunnySenpai 7 років тому +12

      Oh my god it is. This is what I get for not reading the description this one time lol

    • @onowhy4835
      @onowhy4835 7 років тому +1

      Bunny Senpai yass

    • @daxciko
      @daxciko 7 років тому +14

      that dbz sound fx got me on tears

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 8 місяців тому +4

    this movie feels like it was supposed to be satire, but it just wasn't directed to be one

  • @thecliffracer
    @thecliffracer 7 років тому +461

    it ain't crimbus without jon and videogamedunkey uploading within 10 minutes of each other.

    • @isopodparty
      @isopodparty 7 років тому +15

      Cliff racer
      HES GOING OVER THAT CLIFF

    • @laluzextinguido3871
      @laluzextinguido3871 7 років тому +6

      Critical Chocolate *screams*

    • @trumanorr4423
      @trumanorr4423 7 років тому

      Cliff racer You and I understand each other

    • @when7573
      @when7573 7 років тому

      Cliff racer *Crab Day

    • @Ryunji139
      @Ryunji139 7 років тому +1

      this is by far my best present this year

  • @juanpedraw4245
    @juanpedraw4245 3 роки тому +2727

    Old Man: Hold on, hold on.
    Jon: (o v o)
    Old Man: *I AM ALLAH*
    Jon: ( 0 v 0 )

    • @darklordliam
      @darklordliam 3 роки тому +83

      He chose meeeeee

    • @theshakyguy
      @theshakyguy 3 роки тому +53

      I feel bad for Jon in that part.

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 3 роки тому +24

      Ah ahm al LAh 18:40

    • @mymemessuck4756
      @mymemessuck4756 3 роки тому +2

      @Yan Terahn no you just decided to randomly make a normal comment a race thing

    • @abumwiththedrip
      @abumwiththedrip 3 роки тому +3

      @@mymemessuck4756 no he was just trying to make a reference

  • @dominic2009
    @dominic2009 2 роки тому +24

    1:00 Funny how after coming back to this video 5 years later and hearing Jon say the US is on fire with mass protests didn’t narrow down how old this video is at all

  • @ultimate2018
    @ultimate2018 7 років тому +249

    I don't think Jon was prepared for that ending...

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Рік тому +75

    Jontron: I’m looking forward to The Santa Clause 4. I don’t know why they haven’t made that yet.
    Disney: Will you settle for a Disney+ Santa Clause tv series in 5 years?

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy Рік тому +1

      Also Disney:...that's really The Santa Clause 4 padded out?

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat6247 5 років тому +442

    Some minor tweaking and this would be a FANTASTIC thriller or horror film about conformity and the over-commercialization of Christmas.

    • @jaredbumblecrum
      @jaredbumblecrum 5 років тому +16

      Tbh I feel like you could just edit the preexisting footage to make the horror version

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 5 років тому +1

      Makes me want to skip people

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 років тому +2

      *They Live II: Carpenter's Christmas Carol"

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 роки тому +825

    "My Church is gonna be on fire!"
    France: "Vous plaisantez j'espère?"

    • @buokchuol4042
      @buokchuol4042 4 роки тому +40

      @@sheikh_goku basically the "Am I a joke to you?" meme

    • @luca_gold_03
      @luca_gold_03 4 роки тому +13

      God had a second chance to hit the US but nailed Australia instead. Godspeed to the brave men fighting the fires

    • @lurker4071
      @lurker4071 4 роки тому +10

      like fire, hellfire.

    • @sageeye1253
      @sageeye1253 4 роки тому +10

      It’s a Notre Dame joke, for those that don’t get it

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 4 роки тому +3

      @@luca_gold_03 Nah, we're getting hit when global warming happens. We contributed the most to that future disaster.

  • @isengrim99
    @isengrim99 7 років тому +571

    Now the time has come to ask if Jon's alive again...

    • @TrickeyDGaming
      @TrickeyDGaming 7 років тому +29

      Don't remind me of the dark time of jontron, 1 video every 6 month D:

    • @denispetrov7551
      @denispetrov7551 7 років тому +19

      but this dark time has returned maybe with even greater force than before

    • @openeye6035
      @openeye6035 7 років тому +10

      Im actually crying tears of manly men... I hope he is fine

    • @frinkulon9176
      @frinkulon9176 7 років тому +9

      #bringbackJonTron

    • @jakewilson6646
      @jakewilson6646 7 років тому +3

      Maybe he can't get a sponsor because of the whole racist comments he made or whatever? I'm not saying he's a racist but still it would explain why he hasn't uploaded

  • @dajokahbaby1506
    @dajokahbaby1506 Рік тому +68

    I can’t believe Jon was able to get Kanye West for an interview

    • @Dvkky2
      @Dvkky2 Рік тому +8

      I AM ALLAH

  • @crisdebo
    @crisdebo 7 років тому +661

    18:20 ok atheist, explain this

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 років тому +132

      Science is scrambling to explain this.... this.... this Miracle

    • @frankieslittlemonster132
      @frankieslittlemonster132 7 років тому +84

      Checkmate, athiests

    • @crystalrage
      @crystalrage 7 років тому +7

      Bam were beat. gibberish has beat atheists once more. not even real words

    • @floridamancode_e2673
      @floridamancode_e2673 7 років тому +38

      atheist here. i have no explanation for this but my best guess would be lack of mental health services.

    • @floridamancode_e2673
      @floridamancode_e2673 7 років тому +18

      Rin I know right. we have never had to deal with a church on FIRE before.

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 7 років тому +950

    That awkward moment when Jon's last video was half a year ago.

    • @Powoga
      @Powoga 7 років тому +61

      It's 2012 all over again. The world's going to end again, I guess.

    • @alizaidi3095
      @alizaidi3095 7 років тому +3

      Where's the Freedom? at this point I'm expecting another state of affairs video

    • @cyblox07
      @cyblox07 7 років тому +13

      YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT YOU WILL PAT FOR THIS!!!

    • @Leo98pm
      @Leo98pm 7 років тому +20

      The "Space Ace Era" lasted 8 months i beleive

    • @fredman2640
      @fredman2640 7 років тому +7

      I miss him so fucking much, it hurts. I squirm in pain every night.

  • @ekks3089
    @ekks3089 6 місяців тому +2

    I can't hear "it's not about the money" without thinking. " It's about sending a message"

  • @classnimitz8521
    @classnimitz8521 4 роки тому +843

    One of my sister's roommates has a giant poster of christmas with the kranks in their room and owns like 12 copies of the movie on dvd. from what ive seen of the movie from this video, i am genuinely concerned for them.

  • @comicspider2815
    @comicspider2815 4 роки тому +2139

    “Don’t worry Jacques, soon God will exact His revenge for our imperfections”
    Good news Jon, its happened. you were right.

  • @tristanphillips8937
    @tristanphillips8937 9 місяців тому +10

    I’m watching this in 2023 and I had to check the date because the intro was so relatable

    • @chancehall9780
      @chancehall9780 9 місяців тому +1

      Aged like fine Wine

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 місяців тому

      Gee, its not like America hasn't been in constant fucking turmoil since the Reagan era, huh?

  • @cheddarcheese4309
    @cheddarcheese4309 3 роки тому +342

    "My church is gunna be on fire"
    A very poor choice of words

  • @wolfgangwolff1343
    @wolfgangwolff1343 Рік тому +44

    "The United States of America is literally on Fire right now" It's good to see that everything is still kept up to date.

  • @thatreddude8796
    @thatreddude8796 5 років тому +646

    “Good things never last
    Just like this pants”
    -Jontron

    • @Loftwing101
      @Loftwing101 4 роки тому +11

      I was looking for a comment about this and I wasn't disappointed. Thank you random citizen.

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 4 роки тому +3

      BlazingFury i think that was supposed to be an outtake but was just too good

  • @PauloHernandezXD
    @PauloHernandezXD 9 місяців тому +5

    18:22 I miss the mid 2010 days when the economy was decent & THIS was the craziest thing you’d see on public big city streets.
    Now it is Chaos. Merry Christmas all ^~^

  • @stefanpwinc
    @stefanpwinc 7 років тому +483

    How the movie should have gone:
    Friend: You're not having a Christmas party?!
    Tim Allen: No, we'll be out of town
    Friend: Ok, have a nice vacation
    (end film)

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 6 років тому +6

      stefanpwinc Christmas Vacation is re-edited to be the rest of the movie

    • @TheShyWhiteMage
      @TheShyWhiteMage 5 років тому +21

      @@Foxy02016 with Tim Allen's face superimposed over every character.

    • @kryskobold
      @kryskobold 5 років тому +4

      That honestly sounds more like dialogue from a Tommy Wiseau film.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 5 років тому +2

      This movie had one of those plots that could've been avoided had the main characters chosen their words more carefully. A little tact can go a long way.

  • @woddles6710
    @woddles6710 4 роки тому +3024

    “America is literally on fire right now”
    OH GOD IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

    • @Masquerade1200
      @Masquerade1200 4 роки тому +13

      @Carson Riley try 40

    • @Time_Limit
      @Time_Limit 4 роки тому +20

      A big stupid riot every election year.

    • @notoriousblt1038
      @notoriousblt1038 4 роки тому +10

      UA-cam Moderator every election year more like every year

    • @willmahoney1545
      @willmahoney1545 4 роки тому +4

      Kane try 60

    • @tatefreeman4563
      @tatefreeman4563 4 роки тому +10

      Soon God will exact revenge on us for our imperfections

  • @elementkingaming1947
    @elementkingaming1947 3 роки тому +865

    Jontron: "you wanna talk about Tim Allen?"
    Allah: "give me the mic"
    Jontron: Instant Regret

  • @robingrob9717
    @robingrob9717 9 місяців тому +4

    How excessively did they celebrate Christmas that a cruise in the Caribbean would be cheaper??? What the hell man

  • @Wolfmansgeneralchannel
    @Wolfmansgeneralchannel 6 років тому +771

    Oh hey it’s back up!

    • @timeismichael
      @timeismichael 6 років тому +16

      Wolfboy 9800 I'm hoping this is a sign that he'll come back

    • @AngryCanadianBacon
      @AngryCanadianBacon 6 років тому +6

      JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOW-MAS!

    • @mcbyt
      @mcbyt 6 років тому +6

      @@timeismichael He tweeted out that he's working on more videos. Stay tuned.

    • @Ballisticbacon-kg3tm
      @Ballisticbacon-kg3tm 6 років тому +3

      What is this the relevant page for all the peeps just watching..

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 6 років тому

      Wolfboy 9800
      *WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE!!*

  • @roachdoggjr111
    @roachdoggjr111 Рік тому +23

    "One might forget that the United States of America is literally on fire right now."
    Boy, am I sure glad that's all over! Right guys?
    ...right?

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 7 років тому +301

    That black guy at the end though.
    He's the true savior of Christmas

  • @JaelinBezel
    @JaelinBezel 3 роки тому +2027

    Jon: “America is literally on fire right now!”
    Me: “I thought this video came out a few years ago!”

    • @koryfredrick1164
      @koryfredrick1164 3 роки тому +120

      It‘s always relevant

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 роки тому +115

      Every election year it becomes the freakin purge

    • @Full_Throttle_Axolotl
      @Full_Throttle_Axolotl 3 роки тому +62

      The US is always on fire

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 3 роки тому +40

      The US really is a perpetual gas-fire.
      I should probably move

    • @tommyjackson1482
      @tommyjackson1482 3 роки тому +8

      Codey hines: (jon: America is literally on fire now. me: I thought this video came out a few years ago) me I thought this comment came out a few months ago

  • @hoosierdeddy92
    @hoosierdeddy92 10 місяців тому +8

    It's December. Time for my yearly viewing of this vid.

  • @Snotlingfondler
    @Snotlingfondler 7 років тому +806

    JonTron is like the Steak of UA-cam.

    • @kurashi_
      @kurashi_ 7 років тому +40

      Snotlingfondler chewy and brown.

    • @nicknicoshugah
      @nicknicoshugah 7 років тому +35

      "drive a steak through a werewolf"s heart"

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 7 років тому +4

      beefy

    • @speedyshiteflapsongrannysp1121
      @speedyshiteflapsongrannysp1121 7 років тому +19

      NewGuy DK aren't you a special little snowflake.

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 7 років тому +19

      ***** "EVERYONE LOOK AT ME IM A VEGAN SO THAT MAKES ME SPECIAL OR SOMETHING"

  • @snurt256
    @snurt256 5 років тому +696

    "My church gonna be on fire"
    -France, 2019

    • @damnedman0455
      @damnedman0455 5 років тому +12

      Beautiful, I’m so glad I watched this again in the middle of the year to see your stupendous comment

    • @Gell-lo
      @Gell-lo 4 роки тому +2

      noooooo ouch

    • @jacobarmstrong3328
      @jacobarmstrong3328 4 роки тому

      i just made a simalar joke

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 4 роки тому +1

      Nsamurai it really was a shame. if i lived there i woulda been heartbroken

  • @Runedragonx
    @Runedragonx 7 років тому +149

    "Do you know who Tim Allen is?" *Me:*"Home Improvement"

    • @Runedragonx
      @Runedragonx 7 років тому +2

      I finish typing this as the final snippit plays -_- now I have no credibility

    • @ZombieChicken-X
      @ZombieChicken-X 7 років тому +1

      Marie McKennith lol

  • @mr.duck1248
    @mr.duck1248 Рік тому +37

    I remember watching this video with some friends and when he did the cutting the wrist joke one of them got really offended saying how messed up it was, meanwhile the person who actually cuts their own wrists was like “I thought it was funny”

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 Рік тому +3

      Am i the only one that think hes being kind of a hypocrite by complaining about the dark jokes in this movie when he makes a joke about cutting his wrists with blood floowing everywhere in the beginning of the video?
      That felt way more disturbing than any of the jokes in the movie.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Рік тому +11

      @@CyberLance26 Jontron is not a family movie though, let alone one that tries to have a moral?

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Рік тому +2

      When does he complain about the jokes in the movie for being dark?

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Рік тому +1

      That's how it usually is, oddly enough. I knew a straight girl who got super offended over a lesbian joke and I was just giggling like a derp

  • @eggsandwich2598
    @eggsandwich2598 3 роки тому +485

    Who here is coming back this Christmas season to watch this masterpiece of a video again?

  • @mocacola
    @mocacola 6 років тому +1045

    Jon used Flex Tape to keep the video up

  • @goldgalaxy3559
    @goldgalaxy3559 9 місяців тому +4

    Merry Christmas guys :)

  • @Soufriere84
    @Soufriere84 7 років тому +114

    *Things I Learned:* Coniers (sp?) can't drink eggnog.
    - This pants.
    - There's one reviewer who doesn't completely despise Xmas w/Kranks.
    - Stay the hell away from Times Square because a crazy Black man will kill us all.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Рік тому +12

    Ngl I kinda miss Christmas reviews like this. I hope we can get a funny movie/game review this year
    2016, 2018, 2019 and 2012 were peak JonTron content for me

  • @therealludwigtheholyblade
    @therealludwigtheholyblade 3 роки тому +277

    18:20 Holy shit. Jon actually got Tim Allen to give a very important announcement

  • @SPMask
    @SPMask 3 роки тому +322

    Who else watches this Jontron video instead of the Charlie Brown Christmas every year?

    • @Edward2400
      @Edward2400 3 роки тому +1

      Why are you watching this every year

    • @nbv6975
      @nbv6975 3 роки тому +9

      @@Edward2400 why aren’t you?

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 3 роки тому +4

      Why choose? I hope your holiday schedule isn't that busy that you can't fit both
      (also happy new year)

    • @lukesalter9600
      @lukesalter9600 3 роки тому +2

      @@stephendonovan9084 turn back. Stay in 2020. It’s better, trust me

    • @dikdikmarzipan2819
      @dikdikmarzipan2819 3 роки тому

      @@stephendonovan9084 stay in 2020 please I swear it's better there, the Capitol is safe there. No civil war there

  • @LegoMelonz15
    @LegoMelonz15 7 років тому +508

    Imagine if an atheist or a Jew lives in the neighborhood...

    • @bob1152
      @bob1152 7 років тому +68

      LegoMelonz15 I'm athiest and I fucking live Christmas.

    • @yourmumshouseismedyl2skux
      @yourmumshouseismedyl2skux 7 років тому +47

      im atheist and celebrate Christmas

    • @killerhamster0013
      @killerhamster0013 7 років тому +6

      Dylan Rice that's weird

    • @tomtinker8220
      @tomtinker8220 7 років тому +15

      @Bloxxxos and Dylan Rice
      LegoMelonz15 meant in the movie's neighborhood. i think it's very obvious tons of athiest and non-church-goers also celebrate the same christmas.

    • @CalebCraft10
      @CalebCraft10 7 років тому +7

      LegoMelonz15 Athiest here. I'd be screwed.

  • @ZiroWatt
    @ZiroWatt 2 роки тому +2

    "who would even bother to write this exchange?"
    Chris Columbus did!! Director of home alone and the first two harry potter movies

  • @vorpalmortal
    @vorpalmortal 4 роки тому +515

    Tis the season to see jontron.

    • @hdddf5377
      @hdddf5377 4 роки тому +1

      Yes tis is th Season to See jontron

    • @Justin-li4ld
      @Justin-li4ld 4 роки тому +1

      Happy John days to you friend

    • @jackoboys
      @jackoboys 4 роки тому +1

      Merry Christmas

    • @jf1376
      @jf1376 4 роки тому +2

      Every season

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 4 роки тому +1

      Vorpal Mortal 'tis

  • @RAndrewNeal
    @RAndrewNeal 5 років тому +122

    Jon: "Give me your best Tim Allen"
    Me: "To infinity, and beyond!"

  • @fannypackstudios7752
    @fannypackstudios7752 Рік тому +3

    Merry Christmas to everyone this year

  • @authoravatar
    @authoravatar 7 років тому +299

    Support Allah Tim Allen. Attend the local Seven church near you.

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann 7 років тому +113

      Noob Lyn
      *Tim Allah*

  • @spencercox7931
    @spencercox7931 2 роки тому +4

    I remember a Christmas Movie called "A Country Christmas". It was about 2 kids trying to stop a city mayoral candidate from making the entire town's population stop believing in santa clause. If he succeeded, this would somehow effect The Entire World and lead to nobody believing in santa anymore, and thereby kill santa clause since his power relied on the belief of others.
    The mayor dude knew Santa was real, and did it because... he got Coal one time for christmas....
    Yeah
    And fuggin'... it wasn't even coal on closer inspection. it was a geode.

  • @DemonBoy3223
    @DemonBoy3223 5 років тому +290

    "Written by Chris Columbus", the same guy who directed _Home Alone,_ _Mrs. Doubtfire,_ and _Bicentennial Man,_ and also wrote _Gremlins._ What in the hell happened?

    • @Dumbledoresarmy13
      @Dumbledoresarmy13 5 років тому +27

      He didn't really write the story. This film is an adaptation of a book called "Skipping Christmas" by John Grisham.

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 років тому +17

      George Bean and directed the first two Harry Potter films guess he’s a better director than writer

    • @allystruk5868
      @allystruk5868 5 років тому +3

      The early 2000's happened, man lmao

    • @JonathanElfving
      @JonathanElfving 5 років тому +4

      @@Dumbledoresarmy13 .....this is a John Grisham story?

    • @sammattdiorio1303
      @sammattdiorio1303 5 років тому +2

      Bicentennial Man is a fucking gem

  • @sassoverlord1932
    @sassoverlord1932 7 років тому +259

    JON BABY PLEASE COME BACK TO US! WE'RE ALL STARTING TO GET WORRIED MAN!

    • @TheEms234
      @TheEms234 7 років тому +4

      SASS OVERLORD jon bb come back

  • @Disrupted_SP
    @Disrupted_SP 7 років тому +307

    "You cant tell me what that mean"
    I dont think anyone can, buddy

  • @natelay7244
    @natelay7244 9 місяців тому +2

    Jon looks so youthful, so vibrant

  • @teeveeee
    @teeveeee 4 роки тому +252

    To be fair, my Grandma really likes this movie, she thinks its funny so I can personally appreciate this movie if it brings that sweet old woman joy.

    • @laciblanchard3898
      @laciblanchard3898 4 роки тому +8

      👏👏

    • @shadow1150zz
      @shadow1150zz 4 роки тому +8

      My grandma is the same way!!!
      *High five for happy old people!*

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 4 роки тому +4

      ProbablyAWitch what's better than seein your grams/mother smile?

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet 4 роки тому +4

      This thread is so wholesome, thank you guys.

    • @jambamram8441
      @jambamram8441 4 роки тому +1

      In such hard times like these nothing can make you happier than seeing your mom happy

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 7 років тому +2160

    They were in the newspaper... for skipping Christmas. How does this town treat Jews?

    • @cgt527
      @cgt527 7 років тому +295

      They get free showers. I feel unclean making that joke, I'm going to join them in the shower. *coughs* *thud*

    • @TONZTube
      @TONZTube 7 років тому +93

      Protagnis YT there's actually a part where they complain about them and say "are they Buddhist?"

    • @gamingraptorpro1800
      @gamingraptorpro1800 Рік тому +51

      This is what happens when America doesn't join world wars at the last minute

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +55

      Tim Allen: I'm skipping Christmas this year.
      The neighbourhood: That's going in the book!

    • @matiasr6509
      @matiasr6509 Рік тому +56

      Notice how there aren't any in the movie?

  • @Aschkarwralamasrivanasamapanip

    If you cut enough out of Christmas with the kranks, its a horror movie

  • @BigDBrian
    @BigDBrian 7 років тому +364

    His church is gonna be lit

    • @Dannysapphire
      @Dannysapphire 7 років тому

      mrBorkD Lit like Hopewell Missionary Baptist Church?

    • @StormBurrito
      @StormBurrito 7 років тому

      mrBorkD I mean he said it was gonna be on fire so I'd assume so

    • @BigDBrian
      @BigDBrian 7 років тому +1

      StormBurrito that's why I said it'd be lit dummy

    • @averyabbott4162
      @averyabbott4162 7 років тому

      mrBorkD on fire apparently

    • @nerdcontrol22
      @nerdcontrol22 7 років тому

      I think I met that guy when my mom and I went on a trip to New York lol

  • @noi3295
    @noi3295 9 місяців тому +3

    still on fire...

  • @JuntexProductions
    @JuntexProductions 7 років тому +690

    JonTron paused his UA-cam career to become a full time savage

    • @warmcoffee69
      @warmcoffee69 7 років тому

      Holy fucking shit what are the chances. You just earned that subscription 10 times over.

    • @JuntexProductions
      @JuntexProductions 7 років тому

      XD awesome haha

    • @Somnivers
      @Somnivers 7 років тому +2

      I don't know, Antifa looks 100 more savage than this guy.

    • @physicalremoval3864
      @physicalremoval3864 7 років тому +23

      Somnivers Antiga aren't savage, they're just cucks.

    • @user-hy5hs2wk2i
      @user-hy5hs2wk2i 7 років тому +24

      +Somnivers
      Punching people because of their different political views is not cool.
      It's what the nazis did anyways.

  • @Theladywiththeblackdress
    @Theladywiththeblackdress 7 років тому +249

    National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the best Christmas movie ever made

    • @alejandrotrump5578
      @alejandrotrump5578 7 років тому +5

      RIDICULOGAN I can't stand Christmas Story anymore. It became a family tradition to watch the 24-hour loop of it on TBS, now I just fucking hate it. My personal fav is Polar Express

    • @goblin2879
      @goblin2879 7 років тому +3

      Alcendence Shrek 2 is the best Christmas Movie

    • @theninjas2870
      @theninjas2870 7 років тому +1

      Alejandro Trump my brother use to play polar express all winter at various speeds, so I know how you feel about hating a movie you watch a bunch

    • @thereefshark
      @thereefshark 7 років тому +1

      Cheesy as hell? It's a Wonderful Life is actually pretty darn dark when you get down to it. It puts a smile over what's a sad tale of a man who's constantly ground into the dirt (and Jimmy Stewart and director Frank Capra made it coming out of their WWII service).

    • @mrgibbets34
      @mrgibbets34 7 років тому

      Alejandro Trump I didn't like Polar Express enough as it is, but I hate it even more now that I can notice the atrocious voice acting and see the animation age worse every year.

  • @conks13
    @conks13 7 років тому +156

    wait.. a christmas special, thats ACTUALLY uploaded for christmas?! what is this?!

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 2 роки тому +1

    "Be thankful what you wish for? They should be saying careful what you don't wish for."
    Surprisingly true words of wisdom...

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 6 років тому +225

    Jon, wherever you are, please come home for Christmas. *Please*

  • @xthevortexknightx6356
    @xthevortexknightx6356 2 роки тому +4

    Jamie Lee Curtis cant get a break during the holidays, Halloween she has to deal w/ Michael Myers then she has to deal with psycho neighbors on Christmas

  • @dyhall
    @dyhall 7 років тому +742

    Must be real hard being a Jew in that neighborhood.

    • @captain_hat6247
      @captain_hat6247 7 років тому +40

      What makes you think Jews are welcome in the Christmas cult neighborhood?

    • @BackslideDan
      @BackslideDan 7 років тому +19

      Plot twist, they're all jews hiding in the Man in the High Castle world and have to hold the illusion up for fear of collective discovery.
      >but why are there so many black peop-
      Shut the fuck up.

    • @gabiedubin
      @gabiedubin 7 років тому +2

      hanuka ftw

    • @spaghetti_dm
      @spaghetti_dm 7 років тому +7

      Silly billy, they don't ALLOW Jews in that neighborhood!

    • @onionfarmer3044
      @onionfarmer3044 7 років тому +2

      BackslideDan now that is a plot twist of the year.

  • @michaelwithay
    @michaelwithay 6 років тому +214

    It's a Christmas miracle in October

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 6 років тому

      leahcim Two miracles in a month, what a hoot.

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 7 років тому +252

    18:39 I think it's rather poetic that the review of the movie that ends with a surprise appearance by Santa ends with a surprise appearance by Allah.

  • @corporalmoran4262
    @corporalmoran4262 3 роки тому +8

    Honestly the America is on fire line seems just as accurate to 2020 & 2021 as when it was posted

  • @TheCappuccino04
    @TheCappuccino04 6 років тому +89

    he protec
    he attac
    but most importantly
    he get his video bac

  • @casperskye
    @casperskye Рік тому +7

    2 days til Christmas, thought I come visit a classic video from Jontron.

  • @yuvalgino
    @yuvalgino 6 років тому +217

    Oh my God it's back up

  • @baconstrips5422
    @baconstrips5422 7 років тому +224

    It's been six months. Still no Jontron video. Supply's are running low. Send memes.

    • @xNatheeeGamer
      @xNatheeeGamer 7 років тому +11

      Bacon Strips Hard times are upon us. I've been rationing my memes but, unfortunately, people are noticing.
      I often hear such horrific statements as, "you used to be my meme daddy" and, "Where are all the memes". People are beginning to notice.
      SOS

    • @lonewolfwithoutvideos253
      @lonewolfwithoutvideos253 7 років тому +1

      Bacon Strips IM GAY

    • @CoNnOr5899
      @CoNnOr5899 7 років тому

      ^ IS FUCKING
      S T A L E

    • @edo4057
      @edo4057 7 років тому +1

      *sends ECH memes*

    • @Rebirthed
      @Rebirthed 7 років тому +2

      *sends freshly baked jontron memes*

  • @DKDFury
    @DKDFury 2 роки тому +7

    I've seen basically every JonTron episode there is and yet somehow I've never seen this one.

  • @darkhero-3097
    @darkhero-3097 7 років тому +268

    Why is no one talking about how Jon fucking made a wrist-cutting joke, with a full prop?

    • @thegamingdragon1981
      @thegamingdragon1981 7 років тому +140

      DarkHero Gamer because we are mature enough to laugh about it.

    • @sporeboy67
      @sporeboy67 7 років тому +58

      DarkHero Gamer its called a joke

    • @analdestruction5818
      @analdestruction5818 7 років тому +74

      because it was funny and everybody moved on with their lives

    • @Jason-he1mr
      @Jason-he1mr 7 років тому +30

      Didn't he make a hanging joke on the disney bootleg video?

    • @quicktubeacct
      @quicktubeacct 7 років тому +10

      People are, have you read the comments? Some were uncomfortable, some said it seemed funny. Since he has a couple million subs, and this is the internet, a joke such as so isn't too far off.

  • @galenm4
    @galenm4 4 роки тому +219

    "What is this, some sort of communistic society?"
    - clearly JonTron hasn't heard of HOA's

  • @gmk9321
    @gmk9321 2 роки тому +3

    Who came back to this on Christmas on 2021 or beyond(in the future). Just me? Ok merry whatever day you see this

  • @aricvinyard
    @aricvinyard 7 років тому +175

    All you had to say was Buzz Light Year. Those kids would of known.

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 7 років тому +3

      Who?

    • @dillionroy7722
      @dillionroy7722 7 років тому

      No man you're thinking of Jim Varney ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @NickZephyr
      @NickZephyr 7 років тому +1

      Aric Vinyard that's what I'm saying lol.

    • @lugbzurg8987
      @lugbzurg8987 7 років тому +1

      Oh, I remember Patrick Warburton!

    • @hFOURxONE
      @hFOURxONE 7 років тому +1

      Aric Vinyard *would have