Gene Simmons Roast-3 Jim Norton

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024

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  • @toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301
    @toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301 2 роки тому +35

    Gene's physical reaction to Jimmy's math joke always kills me.

  • @BurningUp99
    @BurningUp99 2 роки тому +26

    Jim Norton was on fire here lol...he was roasting everyone, the band, Shannon, everyone. ..and that Dick Tracy line is a classic.

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 6 років тому +91

    "Nice to see Gene and Paul distributing the wealth, Peter and Ace are in Central Jersey trying to start a mariachi band."

    • @mattmurray517
      @mattmurray517 6 років тому +2

      ToruKun1 great

    • @mariasoto8600
      @mariasoto8600 6 років тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @mininovaband
      @mininovaband 4 роки тому +1

      That hit home...

    • @ILIK3HATERZ
      @ILIK3HATERZ 4 роки тому

      ToruKun1 Peter & Adrian in central Jersey trying to start a mariachi band! Ace isn’t his name

    • @ToruKun1
      @ToruKun1 4 роки тому +3

      @@ILIK3HATERZ Ace's real name isn't Adrian, it's Paul. He just goes by Ace. It's fine.

  • @bigtrone
    @bigtrone 15 років тому +86

    best joke: "Carrot Top, you look healthy and natural."

  • @sjfan1
    @sjfan1 15 років тому +20

    The bass player from System of a Down, Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains, Scott Ian from Anthrax....That roast had some awesome faces wincing with laughter at Lil Jimmy.

  • @JustinLB82
    @JustinLB82 13 років тому +50

    "Gene started out as a math teacher, which was very helpful because it taught him that when it comes to money, if you have 4 people in a band...and you subtract 2. The remaining 2 get a shit load more of it."
    Jim Norton is great. His authenticity and honest approach reminds me of Giraldo, guess it's no wonder they were best friends. Fuckin hilarious.

  • @stevengonzales6981
    @stevengonzales6981 6 років тому +24

    "This deus looks like a bunch of Dick Tracy villains!!" 😂😂 this guy has me dying over here lol

  • @skshield3
    @skshield3 14 років тому +17

    Jim Norton was a genius on this show! You are in damn fine form here, Jim!

    • @chapingaryjr
      @chapingaryjr 2 роки тому

      Him Patrice and Greg where comic gold at the roasts...

  • @AM-257
    @AM-257 9 років тому +58

    That Ralphie May line was brutal

  • @neilsims6819
    @neilsims6819 5 років тому +3

    Danny Bonaduce looks like a ginger Bryan Cranston, and now you can't unsee it.

  • @TheSlimshadyfan4ever
    @TheSlimshadyfan4ever 10 років тому +69

    why the fuck doesn't Norton get invited to more roasts hes a fucking genius

    • @ryanford559
      @ryanford559 10 років тому +2

      AGREED!

    • @SONOFABITCH
      @SONOFABITCH 9 років тому +2

      Kevlar Moneyclips oh yeah! He's good!

    • @microfrogyt
      @microfrogyt 9 років тому +3

      Wermhats Wormhat tss

    • @BuffPsyduck
      @BuffPsyduck 9 років тому +7

      +TheSlimshadyfan4ever somebody at comedy central doesnt like him. same with jimmy fallons show

    • @smn475
      @smn475 9 років тому +5

      Fuckin' home run

  • @dougpeters1625
    @dougpeters1625 4 роки тому +47

    Lineup of Dick Tracy villains: underrated joke

    • @wintermute8315
      @wintermute8315 2 роки тому +1

      How is it "underrated"? People laughed at it plenty. Find a new word.

    • @longtallshorty5791
      @longtallshorty5791 Рік тому

      @@wintermute8315, you'll find someone on every video saying something is underrated. Braindead idiots making an attempt to sound knowledgeable.

  • @FreezeInfinite
    @FreezeInfinite 13 років тому +31

    The first thing Jim Norton did when he got on was smash the band.
    LOL

  • @shutthefupdonny
    @shutthefupdonny 10 років тому +20

    "this dais looks like a lineup of dick tracy villans" classic line from little jimmy

  • @stream_gene
    @stream_gene 3 роки тому +3

    I love how Lisa takes everything as well as she throws it. Good sport!

  • @thesimpsons2345
    @thesimpsons2345 13 років тому +10

    carrot top, you're looking healthy and natural.......I was literally rolling on the floor laughing......

  • @carpenoctem775
    @carpenoctem775 4 роки тому +11

    1:55 Shavo Odadjian from System of a Down. 🤘And for a moment to the left of his face in the back is Jerry Cantrell from Alice In Chains.

    • @IvanDaniel28
      @IvanDaniel28 4 роки тому +2

      NightCrawler775 ohh fawk yea!!

    • @Lamtitude
      @Lamtitude 4 роки тому +2

      Good eye on Jerry Cantrell

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 4 роки тому +2

      NightCrawler775 nice cat h

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 2 роки тому +2

      The dude from Anthrax was there too...you don't see him in this clip though i don't think...he's on one of the other ones.

  • @HackBennys
    @HackBennys 10 років тому +50

    Open your eyes wider, Jim.

  • @iflyc77
    @iflyc77 5 років тому +9

    The mariachi band joke was the funniest of the whole show I think lol

  • @firebugjohnnypyro
    @firebugjohnnypyro 8 років тому +25

    Jim Norton killed! lol

  • @gman4321
    @gman4321 12 років тому +17

    "Even if you're not talented, you can still put on a lot of make-up, overly market yourself and you make it....Lisa Lampanelli, take a bow!"

  • @MrKjohnson123
    @MrKjohnson123 3 роки тому +1

    Paul Mooney in the attendance, what was going through his mind......... lololol

  • @SRTtoZ
    @SRTtoZ 14 років тому +10

    Carrottop, you look HEALTHY AND NATURAL! LOOOOOOOL

  • @drakedoragon3026
    @drakedoragon3026 5 років тому +6

    The math joke was priceless and true... lol.

  • @lithium23
    @lithium23 2 роки тому +32

    Jim was average at stand-up but on radio and in roast form he was top-notch. Shame comedy central didn't think so.

  • @Sumeyy444
    @Sumeyy444 8 років тому +22

    Gene Simmons really takes these jokes well 👍

  • @curetril
    @curetril 15 років тому +2

    So many good lines. WINNER.

  • @igorpodemski9596
    @igorpodemski9596 5 років тому +2

    0:31 This is where it all begun,they were playing at Gene Simmons roast and now they are the biggest comedy rock band probably all time ! WOW!

  • @ryanlara603
    @ryanlara603 6 років тому +1

    I've never even heard of this roast! Its amazing how i still find new ones

  • @asp5
    @asp5 15 років тому +1

    HELLS yes. Jimmy Norton rocked this particular house.

  • @peonmyhall
    @peonmyhall 14 років тому +3

    What a beautiful baby boy.

  • @lennyboy4180
    @lennyboy4180 9 років тому +17

    R.I.P GREG GERALDO THE ROAST MASTER

  • @timothybailey2709
    @timothybailey2709 2 роки тому +1

    Lynard Skinnard as they were crashing! Ouch!!

  • @vodcc4463
    @vodcc4463 7 років тому +7

    I almost died after the bonaduce burn

  • @eocgamer8295
    @eocgamer8295 10 років тому +7

    That line to ralphie was loaddd with so much truth on jimmies part. Ohhh

  • @erricckkromero9988
    @erricckkromero9988 7 років тому +4

    Yeah Jim Norton fuckin killed it dam

  • @grantkitchens2449
    @grantkitchens2449 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone notice jerry cantrell in the audience? Kiss was def one of his idolized bands growing up so it was fitting he was there

  • @HYPDOGG3
    @HYPDOGG3 12 років тому +3

    probably the best roast of the night

  • @elbob17
    @elbob17 15 років тому +2

    Good stuff. Norton never fails to deliver.

  • @TTy7991
    @TTy7991 2 роки тому +1

    “Oh, you son of a bitch!” - Hilarious and he knows it’s true.

  • @Bobandy420
    @Bobandy420 4 роки тому +5

    What a sweet bug eyed lil fella

  • @WolfestoneManor
    @WolfestoneManor 8 років тому +3

    Fucking brutal Norton.

  • @nywilf
    @nywilf 14 років тому +3

    this dude is BRUTAL i love it...:)

  • @BurningUp99
    @BurningUp99 2 роки тому +3

    Poor Ralphie though...R.I.P. sad part is even if he lived long enough to see the Covid era.. that might have been what ended up getting him anyway.

  • @Tommyr
    @Tommyr 16 років тому +6

    Hey Carrot top, THAT'S how it's done!
    Great job Jimbo!

  • @deathmetaldouglas69
    @deathmetaldouglas69 3 роки тому +1

    Never seen (or heard of) this Gene Simmons roast before. I can't imagine watching the whole thing as Jim Norton is so much better than anyone on that stage.

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 13 років тому +3

    Some people think they can just say stuff at roasts that cosses the line, and they're set.
    Jim Norton says stuff that's mean, but it's also hilarious. he is so good.

  • @giraffesareselfish9563
    @giraffesareselfish9563 2 роки тому +2

    I think it's telling that no one single member of Kiss, current or former, showed up for this.

  • @NightWarriorAlive
    @NightWarriorAlive 6 років тому +5

    Wow, take away two members of the band and you make more money! Yep, that was the kicker!

  • @jeyjey34
    @jeyjey34 15 років тому +2

    That math teacher joke is AWESOME!

  • @ollieroger3032
    @ollieroger3032 2 роки тому +1

    “Dick Tracy villains!” 😂

  • @Lioninthenight
    @Lioninthenight 16 років тому +1

    Jim Norton was the funniest this night.

  • @Cyberstiks
    @Cyberstiks 13 років тому +2

    "Remarkably unpleasant to look at". So true.

  • @MegaSmack6
    @MegaSmack6 12 років тому +6

    JIMMY kills it,funny as hell

  • @racecar06
    @racecar06 12 років тому +8

    The Mariachi band has a Gene Pinata.

  • @austinjernigan
    @austinjernigan 13 років тому +2

    Ralphie May couldn't even laugh without nearly having a heart attack

  • @Lifelong_Lesson
    @Lifelong_Lesson 13 років тому +1

    If there is a hell, it's to be roasted by Jim Norton. Oh shit - all pun intended!!!!

  • @Laihoistheman
    @Laihoistheman 14 років тому +3

    haha they got steel panther, awesome.

  • @vperkv6554
    @vperkv6554 5 років тому +1

    Crushed it

  • @lowlypeasant
    @lowlypeasant 13 років тому +1

    Best roast performance of all time.

  • @williamz7011
    @williamz7011 8 років тому +2

    This guy needs more uppers. Look at those fucking pupils

  • @eezysqueezy
    @eezysqueezy 12 років тому +1

    If only someone would actually set Gene on fire and make this title a literal translation of the show.

  • @allans7281
    @allans7281 2 роки тому

    Absolutely hilarious I can’t stop laughing

  • @MrNckissfan
    @MrNckissfan 14 років тому +2

    This roast would have been a lot funnier had it aired on Comedy Central like it was supposed to.

  • @my_name_is_desh727
    @my_name_is_desh727 4 роки тому +1

    My man's higher than a kite lol

  • @monsta64
    @monsta64 16 років тому +1

    BRO...LISTEN TO WHAT JIM SAYS STARTING AT 3:50
    I could not hit the floor fast enough!!
    Ha-Ha!!!

  • @mattwilson4129
    @mattwilson4129 7 років тому +2

    Just realised steel panther and I went fuck yesssss

  • @Skimpsnable
    @Skimpsnable 15 років тому

    This was by far the best!

  • @kobe24OBCity
    @kobe24OBCity 4 роки тому +3

    Jeff Ross actually looks acceptable in this

  • @1844Freddy
    @1844Freddy 13 років тому

    That Dick Tracy line was epic. Norton should be on EVERY fucking roast, it's ridiculous that Comedy Central doesn't include him.

  • @iSOBigD
    @iSOBigD 13 років тому +1

    Jimmy killed! I think this really was back when he loved Kiss though.

    • @IvanDaniel28
      @IvanDaniel28 4 роки тому +1

      O&A Fan Videos he no longer does?!

  • @elitetrucker
    @elitetrucker 13 років тому +1

    I went and saw his act at the irvine improv and i could stop laughing, he didn't go dirty as he normally does and I was laughing my balls off, every joke was original and new I hau

  • @wakdcanuck2827
    @wakdcanuck2827 5 років тому +1

    Carrot top looks like a Ginger joker

  • @soleniak
    @soleniak 15 років тому

    this guy is ruthless and awesome.

  • @SmoothRiker
    @SmoothRiker 13 років тому +1

    Note to self - Don't drink coffee while watching roasts. It sprays.

  • @joeyservo
    @joeyservo 12 років тому +1

    Lil' Jimmy throwing fucking roundhouse kicks all around the room!

  • @jmcc2k10
    @jmcc2k10 6 років тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @JunkyardKid
    @JunkyardKid 16 років тому +2

    imagine Ace and Peter on this show. It could've been on Pay per View.

  • @robertbrothers8814
    @robertbrothers8814 4 роки тому +2

    “This Dias looks like a lineup of Dick Tracy villains!”
    This coming from a guy who looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings if he forgot to go to the gym and let himself go.

    • @paulelroy6650
      @paulelroy6650 4 роки тому +2

      Well it is a roast can't shit on himself for the whole thing. Haha thats what his radio show is for.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 2 роки тому +2

      That line is a classic though and very original.

  • @マシュードーラン
    @マシュードーラン Рік тому

    Yimmy is a sweet boy and we love him

  • @TheDivineProvidence
    @TheDivineProvidence 13 років тому +1

    True story: My friend did business with Gene, on a casual business meeting
    he met at Genes house with his friend. Gene made his friend wait outside his door the whole time..

    • @maryhadley7373
      @maryhadley7373 4 роки тому +1

      Mikael Providence Sounds about right

  • @F3502000
    @F3502000 2 роки тому

    Love Jimmy!! 👏🤣

  • @ristilukki
    @ristilukki 15 років тому

    Yeah. And that's why he's our idol =D

  • @TheCass307
    @TheCass307 14 років тому

    "I'm sorry, was that a little too rough? Go fuck yourselves!" hahaha had me rollin.

  • @jasonwoods3667
    @jasonwoods3667 9 років тому +2

    How awesome for yummy to roast his idol.

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces 12 років тому +11

    Holy shit, is that Steel Panther?

    • @jfryza
      @jfryza 5 років тому +2

      Yes, they were called Metal Skool at the time and changed their name to Steel Panther soon after this.

  • @highcurrent1125
    @highcurrent1125 5 років тому +1

    Steve-O looks sooooo high!

  • @scottw710
    @scottw710 15 років тому

    What can you say? Jimmy KILLED it....

  • @Prka01
    @Prka01 11 років тому +3

    Jimmy is the fucking man!

  • @CristalGayl
    @CristalGayl 14 років тому +1

    "Carrot Bottom" LOL!

  • @dioXxXtyler
    @dioXxXtyler 15 років тому

    Rofl u look healthy and well that was awesome for me best roaster

  • @hairdoggy
    @hairdoggy 14 років тому

    So true on the comment about Peter and Ace! LMAO!

  • @Lioninthenight
    @Lioninthenight 15 років тому

    Norton killed it.

  • @blokeVB
    @blokeVB 5 років тому +1

    Jim . Eye balls

  • @raiderking69
    @raiderking69 13 років тому

    Jim Norton is great!

  • @Nevernothing8184
    @Nevernothing8184 5 років тому

    Gene was not happy him is the amazingly funny love him.

  • @calideson
    @calideson 14 років тому

    Great job Jimmy!

  • @k3ld14bl0k
    @k3ld14bl0k 15 років тому

    it is still on the air...

  • @darwinblinks
    @darwinblinks 2 роки тому +1

    it's all great but Carrot Bottom was the tops

  • @lostpyper6973
    @lostpyper6973 2 роки тому

    Gene taking this roast like a champ is the only thing he ever did that impressed me.