Actor Not Sure if He's Supposed to Support Israel or Palestine
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im like 88,
that stands for **** ****** in germany.
have you contacted either side to see if they're offering financial incentives? could be worth a free holiday in New Isreal ..or New Palestine, depending on how it pans out of course
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hey man you made me laugh 😁👍🏻
@jimharrington6300 TransIsraeli, my pronouns are "mine/mine"
"You're going Israel or Palestine?"
"No english".
That guy deserves a nobel for world peace.
As an English man, I agree.
Yes, I also think they both should unite their power against the ultimate evil.
No 🇬🇧🚫?
He's right tho, the English made a mess there.
@@robertourena6590 they made a mess pretty much everywhere
“Starting to feel like I’m the victim here…”
NOW he’s captured the true perspective of narcissistic celebrities!!
My thoughts exactly 😂
and Israel
@@moshi-s7779 you can't say they weren't victims in these attacks. All civilians on both sides are.
No, he actually nailed it as a white person
I mean, you're not a victim as soon as you realize it. You're not chronically bamboozled by the non-sense game once you see it. Most people who see this however, including its creator, have not realized why the paradox arises. They think its a silly cohencidence, not that the entire political world is racist biblical fantasy
Really says something about our time when the question is "what am I supposed to think?" rather than "what do I think?"
just don't think like at all
I suppose it's different when choosing wrong can end your career, and in this situation it seems to go both ways. But it's good that we have these totalitarianesque views huh?
Another George Orwell prophecy from 1984
It's a parody, mate. No one actually thinks like that
It's always been like this, cupcake
"Oldest trick in the book, my friend. I wish I could do that." Literally had me up from my feet laughing.
me too, it was classic comedy based on real life issue. it was like a sienfeld episode
This is why I'm learning a second language
"I feel like I AM the victim here"
They unironically might think that with how self centered they are, absolutely amazing line
Peak of the video
No "might" necessary, they absolutely do think this way.
Victim of a totalitarian social environment.
As Homer Simpson once said "It's funny because it's true" .
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"Did you do your Israel / Palestine post yet?" haha. The pressing issue every celebrity is literally facing right now!
Are you Is or Pa Dice?
notice me senpai!
Mark Dice - God!
After all this neocon exposing themselves business, I'm down to only subscribing to Mark Dice, Ron Paul, Paul Joseph Watson, Don't Walk Run, and Ryan Long.
@@darz-k Neither. I'm on team America.
Really highlights the "I don't care about the people, I just want to look good on the internet" mentality so many people have.
I'm gonna disagree, I don't like the notion thats it's looking good on the internet, it's not wanting to seem like a bad person in general, I don't see why that would have to be about the internet?
It's so bizarre that people who couldn't care less about the outside world are forced to give political opinions.
@DimaEl-Qasem well duh, when every other country focuses on them, it makes them feel like it 😂
@DimaEl-QasemI mean I'm pretty sure many non-americans don't care about the outside world either
Some people are worrying about their next meal, not if they should support Israel or Palestine
Bingo
no its not bizarre at all. People expect these influencers to speak out about what they think is right.
@@abdulrehmanmohsin7893yep, so we know who we're supporting (from celebrities) and their values.
this vid is about celebs and influences, not normal folks.
plus, these people havr generally been very vocal about many other issues. so they've created the image that 'we care about people'.
“No English”
“Ah, the oldest trick in the book!”
Thanks Ryan, I needed a laugh today
“Yeah nah bruh see, I ain’t gon go there, so no I don’t speak English.” Monk from Brooklyn
"No English" That's my answer everything! You'd be surprised how far that will get you in life!!!
paleStein was the best
No English... Dude lives in time square ROTFL!!
I live 1 block from a Buddhist temple zone here in Fl and meet those guys daily when walking my dogs.
No English is savage
That dude definitely knows enough English to know which side to pick 😂😂
Reminds me of the time I saw a white supremacist argue that Jews were terrible because they weren't white and get in a heated argument with a black supremacist who argued that Jews were terrible because they were white. It was hilarious.
Both of those supremacists are wormbrained
I'd appreciate that at least they found some common ground... I thought that they are picking both, pending which is more advantageous at particular moment.
You sure that wasn't a parody lol
Well jews do it themselves when they need to attack whites they do it from "as a white person..." angle then when a black person calls them out on anything they pull the J card...
Tf kind of weird town you live in? I've never met a race Supreme. Ever.
“Feels like we like decolonizing. What is decolonizing? That’s just like killing the people?”. It’s brilliant, thanks!
That’s basically what pro-Palestinians want, so yeah.
It’s a buzzword that people outside of political science like to use today but don’t fully understand the meaning or concepts.
@@morethanahuman6112 you seem to dislike concept of decolonization
@@societyslasthope8902 Yeah, in this case it means genocide, in previous cases it generally just meant land confiscation and expulsion, which is ethnocide but somehow if a "formerly oppressed" people do it to their "former oppressors" somehow two wrongs make a right in the minds of the Left.... though there SEEMS to be a time limit sort of, like the Left supports Palestine confiscating "back" their land and oppressively expelling their "oppressors", but at the same time the Left will criticize when Spaniards "Reconquered' (Reconquista) their lands from the Muslims, somehow that oppressed people taking back their land is "wrong". Similarly, you don't hear any Leftists calling for the Turks who stole Constantinople, renamed it Istanbul, and turned the Hagia Sophia into a mosque, you don't hear any calls from the Left for returning that city the Turks stole or decrying Turkish oppression (they are even generally silent on the Armenian genocide and there are ZERO calls from the Left to make Turkey return lands they took from Armenia via that genocide, such as Erzurum which was majority Armenian until the Hamidian massacres in 1896 (a separate genocide that they relabel a "massacre" of 300,000 Assyrian and Armenian christians from that area which itself is a separate genocide NOBODY EVER MENTIONS from the later 1914 Armenian genocide, because leftist historians don't want to admit that Turkey did MULTIPLE genocides of Christians in recent history).
@@morethanahuman6112 All of these words like colonizing, genocide, ethnic cleansing are buzzwords that people don't understand. They just use them to sensationalize the conflict and stir up emotions
My Stance: When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers
This isn't a sketch, this is what Ryan's genuinely going through
He is a comedian who's job is to find the line and dance around it and you think this is serious? No one actually cares cause no one in the west is actually affected by stuff that happens half way across the works. The people who care are neurotic twitter users who have no jobs or people who think they're presenting their religious identity. As it the conflict goes beyond what humans have been fighting about since the dawn of time. Their own selfish ego.
"My friend Danny's the perfect proof that being jewish was being black and gay before it was cool. Despite the ishmaelite equivalent of bris and bacha bazi, i'm not exactly sure if phallused indians think black trans lives matter. I fear that if i dont call them terrorists, as bigoted as that seems to assume, I'm on the same side as people who think larry silverstein and an urban moving company played a bigger part in 9/11 than an arab businessman."
Truth
Hahahaha like every fence
support the bed
Went from Ukraine expert to Israeli Palestine conflict expert. But I'm ahead of the pack. I'm an expert on the Canadian civil war in 2033.
Oh snap are they finally going to stop barking about Truedough and start biting?
Canadian Civil War breaks out 2023...
Canadian Left: "if you don't back down I'll shoot you, eh"
Canadian Right: "No, if _you_ don't back down I'll shoot _you_ eh"
Ten years later
Canadian Left: "No, I mean it eh, if _you_ don't back down I'll shoot _you_ eh"
Canadian Right: "I mean it too, eh. If _you_ don't back down I'll shoot _you_ eh"
I am more ahead of you, Australia Indonesia war in 2045
Canada civil war what up!!
I hope conservatives by then have trained grizzly bears to eat ShitLibs only on command
„Palestin‘s got jewish people there, right? I mean PaleSTEIN“
Dead 😂
"no english"
"oldest trick in the book. I wish I could use that one"
that was killer
This is what happens when people become accustomed to having their opinions assigned to them. Once something gets complicated, they have no idea what to think.
Precisely
Well put
Exactly. People are afraid to express how they feel about something until someone tells them how to feel about it.
I genuinely don't know what to think. I've watched maybe 2 hours of coverage on the issue. I don't have a deep understanding of the complex global politics or of the history between Israel and Palestine (& the u.s.).
It would be absurd to think i should have a meaningful opinion on this issue at this stage, and silly to shut out opinions of people i trust because i think I'm smarter or better informed.
The left is working overtime trying to bend back favor for Hamas. BBC even refuses to call them the T word.
My Prayers are with all the actors going through these difficult times.
How about prayers for everyone that believes violence for ANY good or bad reason, is justified? Or for any political party, or organization? Pray that people will quit using violence and death to prove they are "right."
@@rickemmons7300you just get invited to all the parties don't you?
@@tropistan7735 Don't do parties....
The OP was joking dickhead@@rickemmons7300
Prayers up for the hollywood starlets 🙏
This is just perfect. How did I not find this channel earlier? Top level comedy and absolutely spot-on.
Imagine trying to pick a side on a conflict that’s been going on so long, its earliest confrontations are literally recorded in the Bible.
So many "actors" are going through this right now.
Good on Ryan to highlight their struggles in this time of troubles.
I stand with Ryan.
They have my utter and sincere sympath....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol. Sad but true. Only a handful of them have had the balls to call out how horrific this attack was. It's a sad state when you're afraid to support a population going through something OBJECTIVELY awful, because they don't want to get hate or appear that they're on one specific side. But that being said, I can see how it would be hard to weigh in on men killing and beheading children in front of their parents. 😒
He should stop being a fake Hollywood pussy and speak on what he actually believes.
they should use the "I'm Retired"
Just when I thought this vid couldn't get better, he hits us with the "Your silence is noticed" line and it immediately went into the hall of fame
Silence is violence! So... which side will it be?
Then he finished off with "Palestine has stein in there, so isn't it Jewish?" Ryan Long is a legend
@@metalboy27 words are also violence .. but violence is not violence, it's liberation ideology
I think it was the Palestein jewish representation closer that put it over the top
@@moonbaseryan you forgot silence is violence. so: words are violence, silence is violence, but violence is NOT violence.
The moral is as old as Time: You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. The lesson: Stay off Twitter. It only ever ends badly😮
"I go on the internet, I see Jews for Palestine, I kid you not" reality feels like a Family Guy episode
What will we do without an actor's or singer's perspective on something happening in the world? How can we go on like that?
How am I supposed to know what side to be on if there isn't a post from my favorite celebrity and I am able to read the comments to finally know my stand T-T
I need Dwayne the Rock Johnson to give me some insight as to how I can help the people... Whichever people it is... I'm supposed to help.
Someone talk to Ja!
@@NateSedate "WHERE is JAH?!" Great reference my man. Legendary standup special
@@NateSedateevery single time someone asks about what a celeb thinks of a certain issue, chapelle's line is quoted, and I love it. Never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂
"You're going Israel or Palestine?"
"No English."
My man just gave the correct answer without even realising it
Oh he knows , the oldest trick in the book .
You mean like Death to America? I don’t get it mb 😅
@@ThusThishereguess who drew the lines between Middle Eastern states after WW2?
@@bufferhater1381 I’m not sure, who? Israel?
@@bufferhater1381 OHHH the UK right?
"It's complicated, I don't know the answer".
This gentleman is smarter than 95% of people on twitter pretending to understand the situation while never stepping foot in the middle east
Did you somehow miss the fact that Ryan mocked the dude for saying this? The situation _isn't_ complicated: Netan-the-Yahoo, a man who has undermined the rule of law in his own country in order to get away with corruption crimes, who has financed Hamas for many years as part of a long-term strategy to foment excuses to commit genocide upon the Palestinian people, who has pushed for colonization and displacement into the Gaza Strip, and who has one former terrorist and one self-described fascist in his cabinet, is now leading a right-wing extremist and religious fundamentalist movement to commit genocide upon the Palestinian people. You don't need to step a foot in the Middle East to have an answer to this question, much like how you didn't need to have set a foot in either the Middle East or America to have an answer on the question of Dubaya's "war on terror" is enough to have him sentenced to a short drop with a sudden stop for crimes against humanity.
@@GrahamChapman you write a very long text to say that you support terrorists and deny history.
What's so complicated about not supporting a murderous colonizing military occupation from another continent?
@@SalmanKhan-pk5wo the fact that none of what you said is historically accurate 🤷🏻
Not that complicated actually, innocent jews were killed in Europe , they run to join other Jews in middleast as they saw them safer there so they went and Palestinians shared their home with them , UK and US saw an opportunity in this benefit three parties: jews they have home so no problem for Europe in future, jews themselves feel they have a home for stability so history doesn't repeat itself , the West have hand in Middlesex to destabilise middle east to take it s resources and as long as Israel follow the instructions they ll be supported with media and money, officially for media they use the victim card and to convince jews to go there they hired Rabies to tell jews it's a duty and right they born to have and do so some jews called Zionists feel it's their duty to build Israel land which god promised them bit didn't tell them the borders of it , officially it is not an empty land and to justified to themselves the killing and stealing of land they believe god is in their side till delusional level and of course the so called 3000 ago history BS history of jews bee kicked out as middleast always had jews over 3000 years ago till our days non stop but of course uncle Sam from thousands miles away knows better . Zionist Christians also got into the game mainly Angelicans who wants all Jews to be in one place so Jesus comes back and all jews die for killing Jesus while Jews believe they need to get there so their own Jesus comes and rest of people go to hell. Meanwhile zionist jews knew they can't rely on continuous support of UK and US so they took matter in hand of controlling media and banks and money and kill every palestenian kid and woman so no future generation come back for their homes. Been going on for 75 years.
“I support Switzerland” chads can like this comment
This is a pivotal moment in world history. This may be the first time in the 21st century where people actually have to think about the complexities of a conflict instead of just tote their party lines
@@smma593 Weird of you to bring up Yemen at a time like this.
@matthewwilliams6788
Tote the party line or toe the party line?
@@berserkasaurusrex4233 on the other hand, not weird of you at all to try to gaslight the conversation.
@@smma593
Well in this case it's not like the leadership of Israel said "Ahhhh I'm bored, what do you guys want to do today?" and the rest of the people in the room said "Hmmmm I don't know. I KNOW, let's bomb the hell out of Gaza!" and then the bombing commenced.
I'm pretty sure the slaughter of innocent civilians happened before the decision to bomb Gaza. If the Palestinians want to attack the Israel military then do what they gotta do but leave the civilians out of it, especially in the wanton bloodletting that happened on that dark day. The only people that are happy that this event is happening is the seditious politicians and the military industrial complex that pay to have these seditious politicians in their hip pockets
@@smma593 That's not even remotely what that word means.
My thoughts and prayers go out to all the victims of this horrible situation; every actor and celebrity who is struggling for the correct way to support the current thing. 🙏
Virtue signallers, they will do anything for their 2 seconds of attention, doesn't matter celeb or not
If they support hamas, they are evil.
It just sucks that the career is holding them up to impossible standards, that’s why I knew I never wanted to be famous ever. Fame is one thing not everyone can handle and many don’t even deserve to have to handle beyond their needs.
Well done
Hot take "Actors should stay out of politics"
I figured out how to solve this dilemma. First you post both flags with a peace sign, then say "Theoretically peace between these two peoples would be great. How can we make this happen?" and then see who attacks you or responds with g-cide as an answer. Whichever side attacks you way less and does it with more nuance and respect, and has a way lower incidence of blatant, unashamed, proud calls for g-cide is the side you should take. I have a good idea of which side that will end up being, but I'd rather let the experiment play out.
Bruh the usually more respectful get so much more hate than the ones that attacks way more, so that celebrity would probably be ripped down by the more violent side. If ur doing this for fun or spam then sure, but as a celebrity it’s very dangerous to ur career.
@@fujiwater8574 If you actually do the experiment the left and Ms will give you all the dxxth thrxxts and all the actual physical vxxlxnce and the open calls for g-cide. The worst you'll get in the opposite case is the ADL defaming you (their name is a troll/meme name apparently) or the neocons calling you a Russian spy (have to link it to evil whxtey somehow).
@@fujiwater8574 They should just try the experiment. All the vxxlxnce and dxxth thrxxts and calls for g-cide will come from the left/Ms. In contrast, if they're on the left's side instead, the center will just have the ADL defame them and the neocons call them a Rxssin spy, and then the right will wag their finger at them if they happen to do or say something extra obnoxious, cringe, hypocritical, or especially illxgal or vxxlxnt.
In contrast, if they're on the left's side instead, the center will just have the ADL defame them and the neocons call them a Rxssian spy.
And then the right will wag their finger at them if they happen to do or say something extra obnoxious, cringe, hypocritical, or especially illxgal or vxxlxnt.
Oldest trick in the book had my dying laughing!
Waiting on that post to see if it is ok to buy a ticket for your show ❤
Honestly I feel like this is the first time people are forming opinions outside of what their political party tells them and its what a healthy democracy looks like but they're all just panicking.
*representative republic
Panicking because they know that Jews have the power to ruin them
As an Israeli I agree and I think it is a good thing , now we know who supports the people trying to burn babies alive and kill people in there homes while raping woman and who supports the brave people of Israel protecting Inself from evil
Looks like they weren't the ones to do the thinking in the first place?? 😬
@@beerdedwandererboth.
It's easier to see when you use Europe as an example.
So, you have the UK, Spain, Norway, Belgium ect. All of them are democracies, none of them are Republics. Why? Because they're all monarchies. Democratic, parliamentary monarchies to be exact.
Then you have your France, Germany, Poland, Ireland ect. These are also democracies, but they don't have kings making them republics. Most are representative, parliamentary republics, Germany is a representative, parliamentary, federal, republic, almost exactly like the US, which is a representative, presidential, federal, republic. France is centralized rather than federal but semi presidential rather than parliamentary (the president has more power than most heads of state but not as much as the US president)
Then you have the Vatican, which is an electoral absolute theocratic monarchy (the pope is elected but the vote is limited to the Cardinals and while he's a religious head globally, in the Vatican he's a monarch with theoretically unlimited power), Russia which is a totalitarian representative oligarhic republic (no king means it's a republic, the duma makes them representative but all the power rests with one man, his power only being checked by a few powerful individuals and the people being largely powerless means they're actually a republic that's not a democracy), Switzerland which is a democratic, federal direct republic (they vote for a huge number of issues directly via referendums vs giving power to people who represent them in parliament) and the Gulf states like Saudi Arabia are Absolute, Hereditary monarchies, so rare examples of non democracies and non republics.
Democratic means there are fair elections. Republic means there's no king. Representative that you don't get to vote on individual bills, you elect someone who votes for you. All of these are incredibly common.
Even the electoral system isn't as different as people claim. After all in a Parliamentary system the executive is elected by the legislative in a very similar way to how electors elect the president.
Essentially, saying the US form of government is a republic, not a democracy is like saying your car isn't an automatic transmission, it's a 4x4. And being a representative republic is about as much of a differentiator as having a car that runs on gas.
The US is different because of individual policies, but it's system is pretty bog standard.
“It’s a little difficult for me because I’m a gentile” holy shit lol.
wish he would have said goyim but gentile works.
That got me too 😂🤣😂
I loved that one of those Jewish guys clearly understood this was satire - and the other one was like, "I'm gonna have to go full Mossad on this punk".
@@incurableromantic4006The look on that guy’s face
You know he wanted to say goy but it went a little too far so he kept it PC but it was tasteful I'll give him that lol
this is the most accurate description of performative people on twitter i have ever seen
"Your silence is noted" -funny and terrifying at the same time.
To any aspiring celebs, theres a hidden technique here; "My thoughts and prayers go out to all of the innocent life being lost in the war." NEVER FAILS.
@@thepolarpotato7025then you can just say "My thoughts and prayers go out to all of the innocent life lost ", simple and effective at dodging the bullets
@@thepolarpotato7025The Palestinian population has grown by millions. Funny type of "genocide".
Oh boy
@@IccyAnime hell yea. let's workshop this response until no reasonable person can take offense.
@@IccyAnimethey’re better off staying silent so no-one remembers them cause just saying “sorry to the innocent lives lost” is quite pathetic
Love how 0% of his questioning was about who he would genuinely support, or researching what was happening at all
So on point. In a sad way, but funny here
So who should I support?
Mind Begs the Question:
If in a World
A Govt plan False Flag attack
To justify Occupation,Ethnic Cleansing
Govt - Democratic or Fascist?
Both sides can’t be supported. It doesn’t matter what caused what, who started which conflicts throughout the last 75 years or anything. The fact of the matter is we are where we are now, in current times, 90 percent of people alive right now weren’t even alive when Israel was founded. Hamas is evil, and A LOT of Palestinians support not only Hamas but what they did a few days ago, and how they did it. And A LOT of Israelis support the right wing of the Israeli government. Both governing bodies are awful. The people who should get the least hate are the ones condemning both sides equally. 🎉
@@Adrenaline_Rushh22theres too many people who straight up paint it as a fight against good and bad. This is just a mess. With both sides radicalising each other
@@Adrenaline_Rushh22 to keep it simple, what you say is truth, both are horrible for committing atrocities to each other. But if we talk about reality, we have Palestine under Abbas in the West Bank, and then we have pariah government of Hamas which rules Gaza - because they won elections with majority's support. Israel doesn't wage war with Palestine, this is what people don't understand. Palestine under Abbas government is actually willing to talk with Israel and then get independent with recognized territories they have, however, it's not possible, because Palestine doesn't control Gaza and has no authority there. While the reason why Israel occupies West Bank (Palestine) basically for safety reasons - to prevent it from becoming another Gaza, a place where terrorists could settle. So what do we need:
1. Hamas must be eliminated, it's the worst evil here. Talks with Hamas are not possible, they don't appeal to reason. Their only goal is to eradicate this world from Jews.
2. Gaza and West Bank need to be unified under one government (Under Abbas if he wont die until that happens).
3. Agreement between Israel and Palestine should be signed, which will force Israel to deoccupy all Palestinian recognized lands and recognize their sovereignty.
That's it. It's so simple, and it was like this for long time. Everything we have now could be prevented, if 20th century Palestininian people and representatives were not so stubborn in waging wars against Israel instead of talking, while they had offered plan from UN which they rejected, and later multiple proposals from Israel as well. To make it worse, Arab League had very anti-semitic policy which encouraged Palestine and other Arab countries to fight Israel and exterminate it if possible. Here we see, that more Arab countries are warming their relations with Israel, and that we have Abbas who's willing to talk, not mindlessly fight for god.
TL:DR: 20th century Palestine is much different from the Palestine we have now, this Palestine is fine, and isn't in war with Israel, Israel is in war with terrorists which occupy Palestinian lands and brainwash their own poor people with cannibalistic propaganda. However, Israel must be under world's surveillance so Israel is not gonna be able to commit atrocities we all know their government wants.
I decided to stay out of it all because 1. I am not educated enough on the topic and can't give a good enough opinion 2. There is a lot of propaganda coming from both sides so I feel like I can't even trust anybody to provide objective non-biased information for me to educate myself in the first place
as an israeli person i think i just despise everything about this like can we stop killing people please
As a muslim I feel that both sides are at fault and have strayed from the path of good
@@abbadullreee3298 so real
@@abbadullreee3298I agree
the only people suffering more than Israeli and Palestinian civilians right now are the Actors struggling to know which way to virtue signal. Sending thoughts and prayers to those in Hollywood who are affected.
😂
@awhellnah__but muh kiyiv or whatever, you bigot ree
@awhellnah__The only people suffering more than Israeli and Palestinian civilians are Ukrainians in Canada
Come at my throat you sussy bussy
@awhellnah__😂🤣🤣
hahahaha
"No English." "Oldest trick in the book, my friend." 😂
The guy’s like just shuffle away quickly before he says anything else 🤣
"Im starting to think I"M the victim here!" lmfao
This was actually pretty funny! Nice job! :)
This conflict is extremely difficult for the virtue signalers out there to figure out which side signals more virtue. My prayers are with them in this very difficult time.
True. Everything to gain tribalism and virtue signaling
Is occupation for 75 years that difficult to condemn? I bet you wouldn't have a second thought about picking up a gun and fighting for your country if it was occupied, but because some people need a lot of courage to face this hypocrite world with it's skewed perspective , they see the situation as difficult, but it can't be more black and white than this ,friend.
@@andydufresne4444 you saying it like it's not a complicated matter. The problem is this big because of violence by both sides since it's inception. Everyone seems to have their own story and everything, but the innocent civilians affected and being killed, seems to be a bunch of lies by either side.
@chebochitalu6543 violence is usual in wars , people don't fight with chocolate and roses, sorry to say. One just need to determine which side is on the right , and it is not complicated at all, what lies have the Palestinians provided justifying living on their own land for 100 centuries before the jews occupying it 75 years ago ? You don't need to hear any lies , just to know some history and have a little bit of sense of justice . I can't believe that black and white issues became so complicated in this ugly world .
@@andydufresne4444 well you better believe that because they are complicated. Almost everything is complicated everywhere. Add violence to it and you'll keep moving farther away from the solution. That's what is happening between Israel and Palestine. The violence has drowned the truth from being known, or heard. Jews have their history and Palestinians have their own history. They both claim to be right in their own eyes.
I LOVED THIS ONE. This is the most unhinged I've seen him come off. Plus he's got actual headlines to back up all dialogue so no one accuses him of making bs about their side up. Condenses a bunch of information that I hadn't even heard of yet.
And the one liners!
"No English" “Ah, the oldest trick in the book”
"I feel like *I* am the victim here"
"I feel like Palestine's gotta have some Jews, right? I mean there's STEIN in the name?? Am I being messed with?"
02:06 - Calling himself a Gentile to the faces of those Jews and saying it's difficult to choose sides is funny on several levels.😂😂😂
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 I wish he had said goy but we can't always win lol
Makes all actors on each side look like adult children 😂
"Follow the snizz" 😂
@awhellnah__it's a joke, he's playing the role of an ignorant self obsessed American
it's honestly so easy, just don't pick a side, be neutral, and support the people who are dying and getting their kids kidnapped
these comments are on a valid hot streak rn
You prob be supporting palestine from that comment, also, support means to pick a side if you dont know 😂😂😂😂
@@CaptainObvious55 no, support means to provide assistance or help, support doesn't just mean to not condemn them.
@@CaptainObvious55Yeah, and the only "side" people should be supporting are those of the innocent people of either country who have nothing to do with this whatsoever who got roped into it, not the countries themselves.
Neutrality is always on the side of the oppressors
I saw an interview with someone marching for Palestine. They asked her her views on October 7th, she didn't even know what that was! They had no clue that there had been an attack!
I saw an interview with someone marching for Israel. They asked him his views on the occupation of Gaza for 15+ years, he didn't even know that Gaza is occupied! He claimed they're living a peaceful life there and just randomly go crazy and commit attacks against Israel.
@@libertas5005good comeback 👏
@@libertas5005I mean they aren’t occupied since hamas is an independent Government but sure bro
@@shay5689HAMAS has not held elections since 2006. They are occupied by HAMAS
@@shay5689 When your little enclave is completely under the control of a foreign power by sea, air and land, the population made up 70% of refugees and their descendants criminally expelled from their land and subject to mass bombardment known as "mowing the lawn", and now directly and unambiguously attacked in a campaign of genocide, declared as such by the collective leadership of that power (from Bibi "Amalek" Netanyahu on down), while international law explicitly identifies the situation as "occupation"- guess what? It's an occupation.
This is top tier bro😂😂🔥🔥🔥
"NO ENGLISH"
Man news is everywhere. 😂
MAN NEWS AND BOYSCAST CORSSOVER!
Israel 😍 china
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Asking “who’d you go with?” as if they’re a football team, really sums up the way people on social media treat these wars
It's not about social media. It's about one certain party which will support anyone that media and their "leaders" will point at... Come on, Ryan constantly makes fun of libs, how could you miss that.
@@Shining_LightSometimes i see the takes of these libs and wonder if they actually are political or if they just support whatever the loudest voices support. Like i bet you could make them support the actual Nazi party with the right rhetoric
I've been trying to open people's eyes when it comes to UA - RU conflict. They keep treating the dead as nothing but mere statistic and cheer for each dead Russian meanwhile Ukraine is "winning" by having the double amount of losses. It's so insane to me that most westerners have zero regard when it comes to loss of life of the side they are supporting as long as the boogeyman is losing people as well. And don't get me started on how the same people that support Ukraine, now struggle to support Palestine because if they support Palestine, then they should support Russia since Russian people in Ukraine were oppressed and killed since 2014. It's really a shit show.
😂😂😂😂 fr. Actually it is kind of football team. Football is based on conflict of teams, staged of course, but yet it is still fight between teams. Only difference is that this conflict is not staged.
Most people only see in black and white. Hamas is evil, Israel is morally questionable, Palestinian civilians suffer, it's all too complicated for most people
Go with Mia, it's the best idea.
You are more beautiful than Mia, I will go with you
It's not that we can't tell what's right or wrong; it's the fact that if you go with what's right, you would lose your livelyhood.
Yea
Actually rn you lose your livelihood any way (boycott vs your liberal country). But also you can be honest and ask for protection of the civilians
Watching Ryan expose all these insecure people in society who's biggest fear is being on the outs of groupthink is unparalleled. One of the best comedians in the game & he knows exactly what is happening in our current Brave New World. Bravo Ryan, thanks for all the laughs in these dark times. Not trying to D ride ya, but we appreciate you sense of humor. Immensely
By saying "insecure people" you mean "people with no principles who think principles are based on virtue signalling for whatever their peers will agree with".
🥗 Don't mind me, nothing to add here but a bit of word-garnish 🥠
🙌 my favorite one is 'woke vs racist - we actually agree' 😂
> Not trying to D ride ya
Just like the lesbians: not trying to "D" ride.
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The problem is that people are forced to voice political opinions when they don't have one. We need to normalize not having any opinions and refrain from arguing about things we don't know/understand.
EDIT: Just to clarify. I'm not saying you should completely abstain from politics. If a political subject is interesting or bothering you, do some research, learn about it thoroughly, and then form an opinion. Make sure your opinion is informed.
mossad agent detected
Seriously. The number of times I've gone up to antifa protesters and asked them basic questions about what they're protesting and they couldn't tell me... 🤦♀
Okay so basically claim ignorance of what your party supports. Great solution that is. The problem lies in the idea that you can't hold a political opinion that differs from the current establishment narrative, and the reason that people are forced to voice their opinion is so that it can be judged and used as a pass to engage with the "ingroup". So sure you can say all you want that we need to normalize not having opionions and refrain from arguing, but we're way past that point in this cycle of cultural degradation.
We're much moreso in the age of Big Brother, where currently the people who they oversee are more involved with policing each other. We're not quite yet to the more opressive stages, but may be on the precipice.
@@brandonnotsowise2640 What is "your party"? Is it somehow assigned at birth? How does a political party become "yours"?
@@brandonnotsowise2640Ignorance is bliss.
Never seen this guy before. You got a new sub after this
"No English"
I agree, it's the mess they created
“They” as in British 😭
This is Ryan's best video in a while, and that's really saying a lot.
The one a few days ago about “stop calling all women crazy” had me dying. This guy is too funny!
I think this one comes in second only to the leftist and white supremacist agreeing on everything.
@@chuckswackhammer hes been on fire last few months
so many not excellent videos
Ya, bro nailed this one
so many not?@@paulbarclay4114
This is seriously one of the finest pieces of satire on the internet. Seriously, if Ryan never dropped another video, this right here has cemented his status as one of the greats.
Perfect job capturing the stupidity we're seeing (as usual) from all sides on this subject.
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@@EEEEEEEEit's in the E
am I being messed with here?
It’s absolutely wonderful in every way.
I agree. It’s Aristophanes level comedy, Lysistrata. It’s short but he packs so much social commentary on our sick culture into a few minutes it’s incredible. Artful comedy gives a culture an honest mirror to see itself as it really is. Kudos Ryan.
The “Pale-stein” joke was a cherry on top.
"Oldest trick in the book my friend wish I could do the same." I lost it. 😂😂
THIS IS SO WELL DONE!
Its too accurate on Instagram right now
@@156Koladoodledo-zx9tp no one is... Except the terrorists.
@@156Koladoodledo-zx9tp omg 🤦♀
@@156Koladoodledo-zx9tpthe only terror here is created by Israel
@@156Koladoodledo-zx9tpOnly sensible reaction. Btw, I think this is an act, and because he's doing it this way it is for collecting pop points...
You are awesome at punishing the hypocrisy of society in such comedic way!
Israel government bombing thousands of innocent is easy answer. Israel should be held for war crimes. Israel should have warned the Palestine's to leave before attacking them. They're still attacking them even when they have been given time to leave now
Gay feminists for Palestine is top tier hypocrisy
Great video!
I lost it at: “Israel right? For me as a gentile it’s a little more complicated” right to the Hasidic guys lmao
XD
😂😂😂. My favourite part!
The Hasidic guys are probably AGAINST Israel. Because they are aware of "the three oaths of Judaism" and are not fooled by the propaganda.
Most Westerners never heard of it... but they have, for sure.
Same 😂 and the "no English" guy part, both made me laugh out loud 😂
Don’t forget, it’s not just about who you’re supposed to support now. It’s about who you’re supposed to support now, next week, next month, next year… and if who you’re supposed to support ever changes, then you’re canceled for supporting them in the past.
Hadn't thought about that angle, 😆
i enjoyed the video but tbh the answer is pretty cut and dry for an actor--it's always pro palestine. always--yesterday, now, tomorrow, 200 years from now. it doesn't matter that Israel is miles closer to the left than Palestine is on EVERY SINGLE LEFTIST BELIEF THERE IS, it doesn't matter that palestine is controlled and funded by psychopathic terrorists--the left puts race above everything else, like the racists they are
that's why you need to identify as 'social issue support fluid', so you can change with the narrative.
Who you support today, may put into question who you supported in the past by throwing your support matrix off balance
That's why I can't stand virtue signalling. It always makes hypocrites out of people.
This is probably the most informative video I've seen yet 😅
this is more of a research thing than a ask people thing
That's the point of the skit. These people don't care about which side may have the moral high-ground(Highly dependent on you as a person), they just want to ick the side that will afford them the least amount of backlash and damage to their public image.
On a serious note, don't be afraid to NOT take a stance on political issues. It is fine to accept that you don't know enough about a topic.
Since when is a terrorist attack a political issue?
It is typical propaganda tactic. For example, russians are using it to reduce support of Ukraine.
The idea is next: you don't need to convince people to support your ideas or actions directly, it is totally fine to convince them that "things are complicated", "you don't know enough about a topic, you are not an expert" or "both sides are wrong".
@@DerdOn0nersince both sides mainly target civilians
@@alexander1055Educate yourself
@@bornardocoric7408you need to education yourself .
Isreal is literally a religious fundamentalist state .
They bomb hospitals and schools all the time where were you when that happens?
"No English!"
"Oldest trick in the book, my friend, wish I could do the same"
That killed me 😂
i wish my biggest worry in this situation was having to look good in the public eye, but it isnt and i have to worry for my friends and family serving. just support the side that deserves your support and if ur in the middle just dont make a post
*This literally summed up social media in the 2020s lol.*
But on serious note, ALWAYS PICK HUMANITY, NOT SIDES
saying not to choose sides shows your bothsidesism, you act as if israel and palestine are equal sides and as if one is not a colonizer and a colonized. palestine has been colonized for 75+ years, october 7 was an example of how rsrael reacted to resistance against them. free palestine 🍉
to always pick humanity, then you have to support the colonized and the oppressed, congo, palestine, sudan, etc
@@etherealray umm if you wanna go that route, before those 75 years, Israel has been colonized (or better, INVADED) by the arabs for CENTURIES... And I agree, Free Palestine from Hamas 🍉🍉
@@etherealrayOh boy, it's always "this or that" with you people, huh?
These countries have been at each other's throats for decades, and certainly long before you, I, or likely anyone else commenting about this conflict in the first place were born. Needless to say this is, unfortunately, not going to stop anytime soon.
Saying not to choose sides is a smart decision because we literally have no power to do anything about this and there is no reason why we should feel anything other than indifferent towards another fucking conflict between two countries who hate each other to the core and will not rest until one of them is wiped off the map. Nothing we do or say will have any effect. The world's best diplomats have been trying to resolve this for years, and evidently even THEY have been failing. You can acknowledge that what's going on is horrible regardless of who is on what side and leave it at that.
Also, nice strawman. They said to simply not choose sides, they never once said or even implied either country was in the right. But it's alright, I'm sure the Palestinian people are really hanging in there thanks to your bravery.
@@etherealray What if I dislike them both and support the cleansing of humanity equally?
"I'M THE REAL VICTIM HERE!!" 🤣
"Pale-stein must have Jewish people, right?"
Omg, when you think Ryan got really good, he's still is getting better and better.
He spits them so fast my non native English speaking ass has a hard time keeping up, had missed this!
Like, is he the first to come up with that? Funny.
wouldnt doubt it! lol@@Knuck_Knucks
It is spelled with a "pale" & a "stine," after all...
Maybe it could be "Pasty Heeb" in another timeline...
LOL I missed that
The world is basically writing these sketches for him at this point 😂
Nah, that gives him far too little credit.
@@Intangible360 Just a little joke. He is the best comedian going!
You're right, it's clown world out there.
As someone who supports palestine i see why someone would be confused by this the left wingers and right wingers are mixed about who they are supporting
When you say palestine, do you mean political leadership or do you mean just the ordinary people? If people support israel, do they mean the people or the political leaders?
@@callistoscali4344both israelis and the israeli government support the killing of innocent palestinians so its the same thing for israel
we support Palestinian's right to live in a free country where they are not being bombed and murdered constantly and can live in the houses where they were originally displaced from. @@callistoscali4344
People don’t understand influencers struggles and it shows
"I'm starting to feel like if anything I'm the victim here" 😂😂😂 This has to be the most 2023 statement ever.
“Starting to feel like if anything I’m the victim here.” 😂 That’s the vibe for sure.
This is exactly the kind of satire I’m here for lmao. Normalize not hopping on political bandwagons for social media cred
Normalise not hopping on bandwagons in general. Let's normalise critical thinking, doing your own research, forming nuanced opinions, and fostering healthy debates instead.
Nah, I'm kidding, Free Pales… I mean Isr… oh, God damn it!
@@atlasmonkeyleoni was with you until you turned it into a joke. The rape murder and massacre of my people is not meant for your entertainment
This needs a pt 2😂
"Palestine has got Jewish people, right? I mean, PaleSTEIN, isn't that...?" Man, that one got me good!
He’s so brave for acting like this with strangers, I’d be so embarrassed 😅 he took one for the team for awesome content! 😂
One man's bravery is another man's insanity.
It's not that hard when hes a narcissist UA-camr making people's deaths and their war about him
@@roach5606 You clearly missed the point of the video. He makes fun of the true narcissists. The irony.
@@roach5606you're only mad because he portrays you like the narcissist that you are.
I guess you haven't seen his street interviews? The questions he asks with a straight face!!!
The last sentence Is amazing
Well it is wars surrounded on religion over the course of multiple millenia. Picking a side isnt really as simple as one may think.
"I'm the victim here."
Ryan Long has exceeded himself.
Just go with the classic “my heart BREAKS for everyone involved in this conflict and I’m so sad I could barely muster this IG post!”
It’s a great way to
A) say nothing while acting like you’re contributing commentary and
B) keep the focus on how this is squarely affecting you. Good luck!
true , you wont anger anyt of the both sides
You have no idea how profoundly grateful celebrities will be for this lightbulb comment.
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 KK did this and got clashed
It’s okay to stay out of it
Huh
@@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 Well it is why would Westerners need an opinion on it
As if they ordered their governement
@@eugeniev-a4 look at the pfp of the oc
of course the zionist wants us to stay out of it lol. if no one talks about Israel we will just forget and let them walk all over us
When your friends keep asking you what your favorite team is but you don't even like that particular sport.
Holy fuck... people are literally missing the entire point of this in the comments.
I was just thinking the same thing reading the comments! Do people not realise this is actually sending the whole thing up and is really clever satire?
Maybe it’s too clever! Lol
I haven’t seen this yet, did you sort by new?
Never mind, I’ve found them.
Not enough people are gonna give this sketch enough credit for being as deep, intellectual, and satirical as it is
Don’t judge others by your low level bro. Nothing remotely difficult to appreciate in this sketch. You 🤡🤡🤡
it's also disturbing how easily the sheep are directed
oh hey mr smart guy 👋😃
With videos being posted of children shot in the head, their bodies dumped in the street like trash, women being stripped naked and gang raped... this is not a time for Satire. Its too tragic for that.
It’s not deep or intellectual at al.. no need to hype up ryan long geez I mean he is only a little funny
The ending Pales-tein fucking killed me
LoL, this was very engaging, volitilious, cat on a hot tin roof one liners.
😂😂😂 Alyssa Milano, Robert De Niro and the rest of the Hollywood activist have been real silent on this. They realize their fucked no matter who they support so their publicists have told them to stay silent.
Little known economic hack from Alyssa Milano. Shelter dog meat is $3.00 a pound.
Pick your poison: Islamophobia or anti-Semitism
They know that leftist ideology requires them to side with Hamas - but they also know there are a lot of very powerful Jews in Hollywood. . . . . . . . .
Who pays the shackles calls the tune 🎶
@@stephen.s5089 Wouldn't they support Israel then instead of staying silent?
"I just wanna post a flag and be done with it" lol so true
Please do more strictly on the street content! I truly miss that bro! You da bestttt dawg
People really do need to start forming their own opinions on topics, as well as being open to changing that opinion if you discover new information. I have seen so many people post historical facts or a solid argument on something, only to be met with an attack on them instead of a good counter argument.
"What is decolonizing, is that like just killing the people?" Wow that hit me so hard out of nowhere, I had to stop the video!
I'm not sure... but I believe it is a reference to some ghastly American media type person saying something like "what did you think decolonisation was going to be, vibes? papers? speeches?" Mask completely off about the purpose of "decolonisation": killing people.
lmao, same
One of the best lines. So deep.
Funny line. And yes, it is.
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I believe it's when you rip a fat shit and it clears you right out.
Just post a picture of destruction and say “This picture should tell you what side of history you should be on”
If people assume you are supporting one side and get angry, support the other
Could this have worked in 1944, posting pictures of bombed German cities?
I get what you're trying to say, but dude above me has a fair point😂
It's better if the picture doesn't even come from the Israel-Palestine conflict.
People are already doing that, posting photos of Syria and claiming it’s Gaza
Equivocation for the win! Jamie Lee Curtis could learn from you. She posted pictures on Twitter of dead children to show support for Israel, then she found out the children were Palestinian and took them down.
“For me it’s a little bit more complicated, as a gentile, you know?” LOL
Do I support Israel or Palestine?
Am i pro-genocide or not? Hmmm.
What genocide?